What will he do next?
>>66793469
He's probably going to enjoy his millions and play golf everyday.
Rape some girl
Probably regularly appear at NBA games in the crowd because he loves getting media attention
He'll become a pundit.
>>66793516
What are you even talking about dude? This is old new just let it go bro.
>>66793562
>He'll become a pundit.
>>66793510
And go broke 5 years after his retirement like most of the NBA players.
Well, desu he's probably smart enough to not do that, and he didn't spend his youth in some fucking hood so he probably doesn't have shitloads of "bros" who'll want him to buy them various houses, cars and make other risky investments. And his agents/sponsors are most likely careful enough to not let that happens.
>What will he do next?
Whatever the fuck I want
>>66794450
Top Kek.
gonna miss this lovable little scamp
>>66794306
You do realize he's legitimately a genius, right?
Have you ever listened to him speak?
Dude is probably going to double his net worth over the next ten years or so.
>>66793469
>bro...
>>66793469
Join the Wizards after a brief stint in baseball and an animated comedy film :^)
rape some girl
>>66793469
Probably return to his first love...
Anal rape.
>>66795028
I don't think he's going to join Toronto.
>>66795028
prob get done for rape
>>66794670
this. kobe seems like a really smart guy
>>66793516
>Believes a schizophrenic gold-digger over the evidence
>>66794670
He'll probably come out of retirement like michael and magic did
>>66794306
His shoes alone will prevent that from happening. He's going the MJ route, not the scrub route.
>>66795227
DROPPED
>>66795469
Nah, he won't. Magic did it because HIV. MJ did it because he retired a champ after only 11 seasons and got an itch to play again. Kobe has played 20 seasons and his body has completely broken down, he's done.
He'll join Inside the NBA and banter with Shaq for a few years, show up in a movie or two, then join Magic and buy the Lakers.
>>66794306
too successful to go broke, kobe is not like most players, even if he was half retarded it would be hard for him to go broke, 20 years of multi-million dollar salaries + endorsements, kobe has to at least have over 100 million still in the bank.
>>66795759
Net worth is $320m.
>>66795754
I hope he coaches
>>66795754
>then join Magic and buy the Lakers.
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/sports-news/kobe-bryant-retires-what-is-his-net-worth-and-career-earnings/
It would literally be IMPOSSIBLE for Kobe to become broke. He's made 683 Million Dollars, I would go full gay if somebody gave me that much money. Hell, I'll be a full on faggot for 10% of that
>>66795902
>>66796120
>It would literally be IMPOSSIBLE for Kobe to become broke
You realize that Mike Tyson earned over $300MM over his boxing career and still declared bankruptcy afterwards right? It doesn't matter how much money you give to some people, they will still blow through it all. Not saying that Kobe will, I'm just saying that it's definitely NOT impossible.
>>66794558
Kek. Based Godbe
>>66796120
If Bill Gates woke up with Kobe's money tomorrow he'd jump out a fucking window.
