Wednesday April 13:
Sporting KC @ Colorado (5:30pm EST)
San Jose @ NY Red Bulls (7:30pm EST)
Portland @ FC Dallas (7:30pm EST)
April 15:
Houston Dynamo @ LA Galaxy (4pm)
April 16:
Chicago Fire @ Montreal Impact (2pm)
DC United @ Toronto FC (2pm)
Columbus Crew @ NYCFC (4:30pm)
Colorado Rapids @ NY Red Bulls (6pm)
Seattle Sounders @ Philly Union (7pm)
Real Salt Lake @ Vancouver Whatcaps (7pm)
Portland Tumblrs @ San Jose Earthquacks (7:30pm)
April 17:
Orlando City FC @ New England Revolution (12:30pm)
FC Dallas @ Sporting KFC (4pm)
>two threads this morning
>both archived in the last four hours
I AM DISAPPOINT
>Sporting KC @ Colorado Rapids
The ball is round. The game is 90 minutes. Everything else is pure theory.
UNION
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>>66793634
snakes are gay
>>66793708
"no"
is mauro diaz still ded?
RAPIDS
A (420)
P
I
D
S
>>66793840
Yes. If you haven't dumped all your Dallas players on fantasy yet, you have a few hours left.
>>66793905
>dumping Dallas in all sports
There are people alive right now who think the Cowboys are good.
How do we fix this shit?
>>66793938
You can't
time for relegation
>>66793938
OKC
>>66793938
Find a way to un-meme the entire pacific northwest.
>>66794057
>pnw (tumblers, flounders)
http://www.blackandredunited.com/stadium-news/2016/4/13/11407660/dc-united-buzzard-point-stadium
soon?
>>66793998
>un-meme
Literally the entire MLS is a meme-league, which is a stupid phrase anyway. "You weren't good in 1963 so you suck."
Fuck off, Gramps.
>>66794057
>>66794239
So mad.
what happened to the last thread?
>>66794354
Champions League happened.
>literally no KC or CO fans on right now
Can't say I'm surprised.
>>66794203
Gonna look real nice
>>66794831
I'm an American and what is this.
>>66794831
guess i should have figured.
thread kinda just got archived, and i was busy browsing another board.
>>66794906
Well. See that it doesn't happen again.
>>66794841
>not CO/KC
>>66794861
Another Liga mx tournament
>>66795042
>one tournament every other week
WHAT IS THIS, COLLEGE BASKETBALL?!
>Sporting KFC @ Colorado Redeyes
>>66795249
k e k
solid bants la
>Sporting KC @ Colorado (5:30pm EST)
>San Jose @ NY Red Bulls (7:30pm EST)
>Portland @ FC Dallas (7:30pm EST)
Turns out those times are PST. Wonderful.
ARE YEW READY FER SUM DIVEGRASS?
What the fuck happened to the other two threads?
>>66796067
You were too busy jerking it to /h/ to bump them.
>tfw you have gained $1.3M in only 5 rounds in fantasy this season
>>66796177
Those are Euro-dollars so it's not real money.
>>66796200
>Those are E̶u̶r̶o̶-̶d̶o̶l̶l̶a̶r̶s GAM & TAM so it's not real money.
fixed it
>KFC in 45 minutes
Well now i'm hungry.
>>66793402
>>66796067
probably a lack of soonposting to bump the thread for you guys.
>>66796475
also a flooding of eurofags, whatareyagonnado.
>>66796475
would rather lose a thousand threads to archiving due to eurofags than have one more soon post.
>>66796558
>SOON
>>66796558
Rude.
>portland at dallas
How the fuck do hipsters react when dropped into cowboy-central?
>>66796778
>any soccer team in America
>not hipster bait
I'd imagine they're perfectly comfortable in their MLS-sponsored hipster enclave.
>>66796778
>How the fuck do hipsters react when dropped into cowboy-central?
Surprised by the lack of cowboys in Toyota Stadium during game time.
>>66796841
>Frisco
>hipster enclave
Try again.
>>66796841
they don't
the game is in portland
>>66796841
>Utah
>Hipster enclave
>>66793708
you wot?
>>66796944
meant to reply to >>66796778
>>66796887
Austin SC when?
>>66796949
>implying Mormons aren't the most hipster Christian denomination
Did the season just start? Maybe I'll watch this year
>>66797030
They aren't. look up Mount Athos. It's a no-girls-allowed island filled entirely with monks.
Stream for the Sporting KC game?
>>66797068
Fuck off we're full
>i will probably never get to a union game
>>66797246
>>66797128
Well at least you'll never have to be in or near Filthadelphia
>>66797246
>abdul-salaam
where is this guy from?
>>66797128
DO IT
Brring stickers and a flag.
>>66797363
Here
>>66797389
Is there an Irish part of town? I'll spam these everywhere.
>that guy who didnt wait until the last second to make his fantasy moves
>that guy who waited too long to make his fantasy moves
>>66797472
Yes, but tbf a large part of the city pretends to be "Irish"
>>66797102
bump
>>66797323
>No Axel Sobjerg
>Had Bobby Burling but traded him away for Axel Sobjerg
4 POINTS WASTED
>>66797527
You've literally just described Glasgow.
>Colorado games
>>66797644
Yeah
I'm not sure why being Irish is such a point of pride
Anybody watching this by the way? I fell asleep after work and will be up for a few more hours yet.
>>66796944
>the game is in Portland
Not according to OP, and not according to a Google search, unless US Soccer is the only sport that lists the home team first.
>>66797818
>Colorado
>>66797837
>tfw i have I.E. Brah as my fantasy H2H this week
>>66797837
nigga i capped valeri cause he has 2 home games get fucked
>>66797888
Well this game sucks.
>>66797948
>home team actually listed first
WHAT KINDA FUCKED UP EURO BULLSHIT IS THIS
>>66798086
>captain portland attacker when their offense is dead even with Nagbe
But I have Dom Dwyer and Sjoberg on my team, so what do I know.
>>66798197
:^)
>>66798065
Is it me or is it IE Brah is gay
>>66798101
Every game involving Colorado sucks.
>>66798182
I was actually going to mention that, seemed like a stupid question.
>>66798086
Capped wondo because against the 9th place teams in both conferences, and he's 4 goals in 5 games.
>>66798325
>capped wondo because I'm a super quakesfag
FTFY
>>66798372
I normally cap defenders on DGW though
>>66798267
IE United
>>66798423
>Capping defenders
it's like you don't want to win
>>66798423
This is why you're not even in the top 10.
Semen slurping sport tbqh
Los Dos vs San Antonio in 80 bings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aGoYkFDM0A
>dejong suspended for three games.
>>66798727
>de jong only suspended for 3 games
>>66798579
tbf, he's 11th
t. increasingly nervous 10th place team
>>66798727
>only 3
>>66798727
Is that official?
Red card +2 seems pretty fair, and much more reasonable than the "ban him as long as Nagbe is injured" clap trap.
>>66798727
>>only getting a 3-game suspension
>>66798727
>This nigger will still play against Union
Fuck
>>66798727
couldve been worst with all those ledditors claiming length of nagbe's injury or some stupid shit
>>66798727
>>66798969
It wasn't just plebbit. Even Doyle over at MLSsoccer was calling for it. Everyone fucking lost their shit man.
The best part is that banning him for the length of Nagbe's injury would end up on the lower end of what other people where calling for.
>none of the starters are playing
>MLS is reduce back to 1.0
wew
>>66796632
>>66796881
build faster
UNION
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>tfw no jillian gf
>>66799624
But muh Stu Holden
>>66799608
>>66799690
Is he still a thing? There was a time where I would have taken him on out NT
>>66798727
imokwiththis.jpg
>>66799690
>>66799777
>Pro Counter Strike player
>>66799777
He retired because he''s made of glass, and now MLS is going to suspend De Jong because of it.
>>66799121
>arena
>wrong
Pic 1
>>66798959
toss some batteries at him you phillycuck
>Reynish, McCarty, Kljestan, BWP, Carroll, Grella, Duvall
17 year-old Tyler Adams gets the start
>>66799624
this nigga can't be serious
>>66800048
>>66800087
He makes a good point that Holden himself has broken other player's leg, and its pretty ridiculous for everyone to call De Jong dirty for a miss timed tackle.
>>66793319
This will never happen once we have Minnesota to shit on.
>>66800203
And know ones talking about all the reckless fouls borchers was pulling. Yeah fuck this shit.
>>66800203
>mis-timed
Literally everyone predicted this sort of thing was going to happen, and it did, with record speed
He either did this deliberately, or doesn't care that he's fucking up other players' health with his play, and neither of those things is okay
>>66800453
>>66800430
>defensive mid injured american in MLS
Woah there Nostradamus.
>>66800424
>borchers
>reckless
What do you mean anon, Portland doesn't hire reckless players.
>>66800203
Except De Jong has a distinct history of dirty injury dealing tackles that makes him a high profile for this kind of negative backlash.
>>66800623
But he only deliberately kicked a guy in the chest that one time! Sheesh
>>66800653
And yet someone at LA, knowing all this, decided it was a good idea to sign this asshole.
>>66800706
>mls hiring murderers
Perish the thought.
>>66800575
>>66800623
>>66800653
>>66800706
stay mad portcucks
>>66800706
Because rarely anyone will challenge him
>>66800706
I don't think sport are for you.
TYBDD
>>66800706
This is what happens when Liberals start watching sports
>have one bad year in 2010
>6 years later people are still butthurt
"""""""SPORTING"""""
>Louisville
>a city with a higher population than Milwaukee, Kansas City, Mo, Atlanta, Miami, Oakland, Minneapolis, Cleveland, Tampa, Anaheim, St Louis, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati and Buffalo
>no major pro sports team
>>66800048
we're gonna have to upgrade to D batteries for this fuck
>>66800961
sports is about television, and television is about metro areas, not just cities, and most of those cities have you beat there
also, Kentucky is such a shit state that Fondy gave up the chance to score 20 goals a season for the rest of his life to go to FLORIDA; just consider that fact for a moment
>>66800910
>imblying the sport isn't the liberal choice in this country
fucking IE Brah. why do you think we don't have a neo nazi mls club yet?
>>66800961
>no pro sports team
This is Wildcat country.
Oh, and also your state senator is an insane fuckhead.
>>66801132
>why no neo nazi clubs
I'm guessing these don't exist in any US sports because neo nazis tend to frown upon Mexicans, Cubans, Argentinians, Dominicans, Brazilians and black people?
>LOSING TO THE CRAPIDS AT HOME
>THE DILAPIDATED HOVEL OF KANSAS CITY
>kansas shitty
>Sporting
>>66801361
>Louisville
>Wildcats country
>>66801067
Literally nothing wrong with murderball
>go to sell weed to one of the teklife djs
>smoke with him and talk about music
>look at red bulls line up
>immediately leave
jesse bls
>>66801132
True.>>66801426
Latinos are racist by nature if our league wasn't so family friendly we'd get puto chants at every game
Fug
>inb4 portlandfags insist Barrios is suspended for 10 games
>>66801862
I'm glad puto chants arent frequent in this league. We're not liga mx 2.0
Los Dos should play somewhere else. Literally anywhere else would be a better home stadium.
>>66802235
They need a new name more than they need a new stadium.
>soon
>>66802235
At least they have a better stadium than we do. Hello, its the one and only Blues fan from yesterday.
>i can't believe a player with a reputation for bad challenges like this is allowed to play in MLS. Its disgraceful, and Portland should be ashamed of themselves. The man has a history of ruining player's entire careers, and is lucky he hasn't done so again to a young US national team player.
>>66802612
Did the DISCO did anything about that tackle?
>>66802612
would have had two niggas with broken legs that game.
>>66802612
its literally studs down on the foot
Early season timbers matches are painful to watch.
>>66802612
Sjw btfo!
>>66803123
>Second foul of the game and no red card.
Nice try portscum.
>>66803230
de jong didnt get a red card either/stop projecting
>>66803305
>Hard challenges in the first and and early in the second.
Typical Portlel fan. Don't know shot about the game. Btw nice three down in the first.
wow >we're gonna lose this game because the quakes got gerrard grass
>>66803432
are you a soccer dad?
>>66803465
>Portlel getting btfo
Karma
>>66803527
Still kick your ass.
>>66803527
Don't reply to the shitposter.
>>66803558
>throw entire game
>everyone feels bad for you because you lost your star player
>increased pressure of discipline committee to exact revenge on your behalf
All according to plan.
>>66803638
>stating reality is shitposting
borcher shouldve gotten two yellows
Los Dos too stronk
Red bulls are imploding on themselves
Based Alashe
>>66803793
Feels good desu senpai
>tfw pissing at RBA last season after the columbus playoff loss with the knowledge that we will never be this close for a long time
>>66803867
I didn't know San Jose was in Australia
>>66803867
>VAVAV stadium
>>66803867
>Tripfag is a closet ultra scumbag.
>>66803942
Kek
>>66803867
How's tommy thompson? kid seems pretty decent, might even make a move in europe
>>66803942
>home to world's smallest indoor bar
>>66797128
One day when WE are a BIG team there will be vacation packages don't worry lad
WONDOOOO!!!!!!!! 2-0 faggots!
going to the bar cant wait for a loss this weekend!!!
>>66798325
Fuck yes
>>66804866
The out of nowhere over enthusiastic scoring goal man
>>66804866
>he's a red bull supporter
damn how do you deal not killing yourself every game?
>>66801862
>Latinos are racist
>They chant homophobic things
Which is it?
>>66804935
That's my secret. I'm already dead on the inside.
>>66804909
Will I see you at the game on the 24th, mystical shitposting genius?
>>66804968
Whatever makes him seem more edgy.
>>66804024
he's fun to watch at halftime doing his juggling thing. Definitely has some talent but needs to work on his finishing quite a bit - maybe it's just been nerves so far but he's blown a couple good chances. Nice to see him getting some playing time though.
>>66804845
that looks awful
>>66805028
He needs consistent playing time. It's a catch-22. He's not getting consistent playing time, so he can't work on his composure. He can't work on his composure when his team need someone to contribute right away, so he's not going to get any gametime.
>>66805097
Just a prank bro
Bingham needs to grab those btw. Flubbed at a chest high ball wtf....
>>66804845
>Tommy Bahamas fuck my shit up.
>>66804024
>move to Europe
Fuck off Euroboo
>tfw bought into the portlel meme
>tfw captained Diego "three points" Valeri
>tfw bought Adi instead of Wondo
Just fuck my fantasy team up fampai
>crapavoy with both studs up.
>Portland getting booty blasted at home
>>66805321
>Axel Sobjerg
>Diego Valeri
>Quincy Amarikwa
At least I didnt captain Villa
>its another tommy didnt score episode
>it's another Western Conference is a bloodbath episode
At least Seattle won't make the playoffs this season
why was grella being a lil bitch?
>Los Dos choking in the waning minutes
Get fucked Portlel.
>All this lags butthurt because Grabavoy isn't hated like de Jong
>"When did Grabavoy end Holden's career"
>"I-it's different. De Jong isn't a dirty player...."
>>66806683
Grabavoy, to my knowledge, doesn't have a history of making shitty tackles
>>66806732
thats his point
>Tumblers what is sarcasm.
>>66806732
Missing the point. It should have been a red.
>>66807014
with complaints that the refs showed too many reds in the first few weeks, are we seeing an over-correction now?
>>66807433
I appreciate the refs causing 45% more butthurt in both directions.
>>66807014
Then leave that to the DISCO to decide, which they probably won't, so you can go ahead and blame them
What are the odds this thread is still around tomorrow?
>Euroleague
>>66807760
/mls/ doesn't die anymore, bro
>>66807805
There were two threads this morning and they both got archived by mid-day.
>Soon
There was MLS today?
were nycfcfags as obnoxious as a certain melanin-enhanced anon?
wasn't here enough then to know either way.
>>66808489
argentina?
>>66808166
>again
Why aren't you watching LAG's first game /sp/?
http://www.lagalaxy.com/post/2016/04/13/la-galaxy-played-their-first-ever-match-twenty-years-ago-today-watch-complete?autoplay=true
>>66806906
>tumblers
>er
>ref from LA-POR game removed from his next match
Why? This is literally the maddest MLSfags have ever been.
MAMBA OUT
>>66808913
MLS is a joke and this whole situation is proof.
>all these Portdumb tears over based De Jong
kek
KEK
>>66808913
Hey, if you criticize the MLS refs, do you get fined less money than the NBA or NFL, because the league is so poor?
Asking for a friend.
>>66809033
>the entire sport is invalid because a ref is incompetent
Time to shut down every major sports league in the US, then.
>>66808913
>This is literally the maddest MLSfags have ever been.
And I doubt much will get accomplished in terms of ref quality if all it takes for refs to "pay" is to throw a hissy fit.
>>66809047
I haven't ever seen the fine for criticizing MLS refs disclosed.
>>66809047
>criticize the MLS refs
PRO will personally offer to suck your dick for forgiveness.
>>66809087
More like
>the entire league is invalid because fans are incompetent
>>66809047
>asking for a friend.
>>66807760
No more manchild wrestling so it'll be fine.
>>66808694
at one time Atlanta sports were great. Here is an artifact on display in the Atlanta History Museum that depicts the Atlanta "Braves" winning some sort of tribal war. I was only 5 years old at this time and all I remember is my dad celebrating so much that I thought our hut was going to implode. wew. Anyway, that was a long time ago... but that happened and things were arbitrarily great for a hot while fampai. >Soon things will be better, >Soon.
>Soon.
>>66809143
it's a meme you dip
>>66809244
How original.
>>66809221
This is not even true. The Braves won their division every year then regularly got bounced from the playoffs early. They are the Astros of Georgia.
>>66809324
>How original.
https://twitter.com/GrantWahl/status/720420350878752768
Can this league do anything fucking right?
>>66809379
Mls is a joke.
>>66809359
>Astros
they arent on the same level of fail per hype so I don't get the reference.
also,
>Soon
Next MLS cities:
Atlanta
Miami
San Antonio
LA
Sacramento
St Louis
What other cities do we need to join?
