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Mad Pepe Poster Edition
First pitch: 7:10 p.m.
TV/Radio: NESN/103.7 and MASN/105.7
Starting pitchers: Orioles RHP Mike Wright (NR) vs. Red Sox RHP Clay Buchholz (0-0, 11.25 ERA)
T-Minus 1 hour till birds lose their streak
>>66772004
>hating based magic
p rude
>tfw bombston will win at least one game to cuck the Oreos out of undefeated
Thanks sox tee bee ach
>>66772057
>magic
You mean luck?
>>66772084
it is part of the name of the game, jabroni
Let's go O's!
oh boy
>"Its a Buchhitz" episode
is the mad Pepe poster here yet?
Is Mookie back, since last night was a good night for him?
>>66771557
Why does the bird logo look a little different on the Orioles' away caps? It looks like it's made from a different material than the home ones
>>66772912
He's pretty GOAT during home games
what's up guys
Let's go O's
>M-MUH BUCHHOLTZ NO HITTER
Can we fucking move on? He's a shit pitcher. Can we get some young talent? Please?
Please?
Post in this thread if your city isn't overrun by dindus constantly rioting
NOT SO FAST NIGGERMORE
>>66772981
>bombston
SHAW
H
A
W
>>66772992
Terrorists would attack your city, but judging from the looks of it, it would probably do you guys a favor
>irrelevantmore
>>66772981
Rude honestly to say such things about former Pharaohs
>>66772981
>bombston
>>66772992
Ironic that when we deal with a crisis we overcome it. When Baltimore does, they punish their baseball fans, punish their citizens with riots that were not dealt with early, and have banned flyovers for sporting events because it triggered dindus
>walking Crush
Just give up already bombston
Oh boy Cuckoldz pitching from the stretch
Time to make a sandwich brb
Remember that time Baltimore won a championship?
>>66773056
>Banning flyovers
Our mayor is literal shit.
JUST
>Not-Don jinxes a quick inning
>>66773102
can they trade Pablo to San Diego for Don back?
>the city of a government enforced empty stadium
>bombston
DUDE FREE FURNATURE LMAO
why is buttholez so based against the O's? he sucks against every other team
WE HAVE A GAME ON OUR HANDS BOYS
>>66773154
>Red Sox and Yankees in the ALCS
>possible in 2016
GTFO
I love Buck so much tbhwyg
Red Sox please don't hit it to right
>>66773179
He lost too much money in 07 and 13 kek
Oh look it's another "Umpire is against the Red Sox" episode
>the city of government enforced empty stadium
Disgustin Pedroia
IS THIS UMP SERIOUS?
Wait Pablo's DHing?
>The city of government enforced empty stadiums
Fuggggg
I knew a dinger was coming. Wright's been giving away very hittable pitches.
Let's turn this around boys, let's get it
Your occasional reminder
https://mobile.twitter.com/RedSox/status/586263170290941952
enjoy your only two runs bombston. dubs confirms
>putting wright in the rotation
it's cute how we think our mid-tier prospects are decent enough to be MLB starters
>>66773348
He has a child that likes the show. Contrary to 4chan belief, kids watch the show too.
>>66773355
He tricked us last season with a few good starts
Also quality dubsdubsdubsdubs
who /waitingforcomfyseason/ here?
wheels are going to fall off soon and the threads will reach maximum comfyness
>>66773352
It only has begun, my friend
/whatchadrinkinglads/
Tito's Arnie Palmer
O's patience at the plate is key
>>66773425
to be fair, nothing good happens when alvarez swings anyways.
I love how the Ump is giving balls to the O's on questionable calls, while giving strikes to the Sox.
>Ryan Flaherty is .389 vs Cuckholz
>>66773458
Kek why is he so goofy looking
Glad he's in the lineup today
>>66773458
Sounds good until you realize the league average is .492 against Buchholz
>late again
>miss another Papi dinger
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
but hey at least we're winning
>WEEI just got a foul in the booth
Lel
>marty getting memed on
NESN bantz. Kek, they're still salty against WEEI's morning show fluke
Marty needs a roster spot for the Red Sox
he's already doing more than Sandoval
>>66773348
>caring about ponies in the year of 2016
it's time to let go
>tfw i came back to the tv at the very end of the marty memes and don't get the joke
>buttholez pitching good to start
INCOMING COLLAPSE
>>66773348
>Baltimore Bronies in charge of shifting their autism somewhere else
lmao
>>66773458
You were saying?
That was more intense than any Flaherty AB has any right to be
>Jon Shestakofsky @Shesta_Sox 5m5 minutes ago
>David Ortiz is the first major leaguer age 40 or older with 3 HR within his first 7 games of a season since Hank Aaron in 1974.
Yo i heard this hank aaron dude was pretty good
>>66773588
Now he's .369 against Cuckholes
>>66773582
nah bruh I got this, I make the O's my bitch
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THIS FUCKING UMP. LOOK AT THESE CALLS
>>66773605
I am HUNGRY
>adam chimpout jones
>>66773643
thicc
>>66773643
STEROIDS
T
E
R
O
I
D
S
>>66773643
lol look at that fukin monkey
it's annoying to me how buck thinks our players are better than they actually are
wright, flaherty, mcfarland
like, they suck and he loves them for some reason
ELITE
L
I
T
E
Infield
>>66773643
>arm literally bigger than his head
ALL NATTY
> this defense
>>66773643
Why is someone shoving a stick in the monkeys ass?
Wow
Hardy just saved your ass Wright
>Buchholtz has long innings that cause duress
>Oreos have quick innings and the cycle continues
Owned by Hardy
>>66773686
>every Buttholez innings last 10 hours and is glazed in all the possibilities of a collapse, even when it doesnt happen
JUST
GET
RID
OF
HIM
PLEASE
Why do the O's have such a retarded looking logo?
Why not switch back to the realistic looking bird?
>>66773643
>Baltimorecitizenmeetingthestars.jpg
>>66773713
cause they're historically better with the cartoon Bird logo on their caps. And smug bird is great fuck you talking bout
>>66773713
Because he's better than you and he knows it
>>66773711
Watching Clay pitch is complete torture
>>66773713
>liking the realistic bird more
'no'
>>66773746
Compare the bird logo to the Red Sox, Yankees, Cardinals, etc
It looks fucking autistic
Even the Nats have a better logo
>>66773713
tbqh with you Joe, this logo has the PERFECT amount of smug too it.
If I were them, I'd keep it.
>>66773782
It's retarded but they literally have always had their best years with a cartoon bird.
>>66773782
>walgreens having a better logo than anyone
>>66773757
FUCKING SMUG MOTHERFUCKER
tf is with buccholz's stupid rat hair mullet mohawk getup
>NESN advertising for the Boston Globe
No one that isn't a Elizabeth Warren fans reads that pile of garbage
>Don't judge Buchholz on his one bad start
Is this guy serious?
>>66773757
That's one smug mother fucker
>>66773819
idk but he did this last year and he pitches really good when he does it so im fine with it
>Pedro comparison
STOP
FUCKING
COMPARING
PEDRO
TO ANY OF THESE SHITTY FUCKING PITCHERS
ALEX, PLEASE
>>66773832
>one bad start
>one
>>66773832
He writes for the globe. The same globe that refused to report on Farrell's affair and is literally begging for Bernie Sander's to be pres.
>>66773830
It's because John Henry literally owns the Boston Globe. Literally.
>>66773819
it's aerodynamic
>>66773871
I believe it was the worst thing to happen to Boston since Doc Rivers left
What the hell happened with meme master clay butt hole
Yo is that orc savage playing tonight?
>>66773888
delete this
>>66773888
fuck your trips Brad Stevens is great
>only 2-0 against a AA-AAA-tier pitcher
Sox need to run up the score if they want a chance
>>66773832
>Listening to the Boston Globe
It's the same newspaper that blame the people of Boston for the Tsarnaev bombing.
FUCK THIS UMP
That was some bullshit
>the umping since the start of the season
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MLB FIX THIS SHIT
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT?
I'M AN O'S FAN AND THINK THAT WAS REDICULOUS
>>66773717
underrated post
i'm an oreos fan, that was a hilariously bad call
This is the fifth out of seven games the ump has been shit
Bats need to come alive boys
>>66773992
ump needs to stop being an unfair cuck first for the Sox to get the walks they fucking deserve
>>66773984
It's shit ass CB Bucknor, what do you expect? He probably wants to suspend some assholes and eject niggas because he's one of the worst in the league.
>PITCHING CHANGE INCOMING
BEAMED
GOT EM
FUCKING SNIPED
NEXT TIME HE'S GOING FOR TH EHEAD
YOU BETTAH WATCH IT KID, CLAY DON'T MESS AROUND WITH YOUNG FOOLS
THESE
TWO
TEAMS
HATE
EACH
OTHER
>This guy is the number two pitcher
>This guy is "Great" according to the Boston Globe
Pedro pls
>>66774064
WE GOT ACES FOR DAYS
>>66774018
Aaand this will give him excuse. Mark my words.
It's like when fatty sandoval killed schoop and threw ubaldo out on a shitty uncontrolled pitch to bean whoever the fuck it was (probably fatty sandoval)
time for buccholz meltdown
>>66774081
I wouldn't expect much from >our overpaid Mexican desu
>>66774051
hey man it's ok, calm down
>>66774115
Idk why I keep waiting for him to snap outta his bullshit. I'll take him since the others 'seem' to be pulling their weight
J.J. HARDY
That is the laziest call I've ever heard for a HR.
I'll take it.
JJ home run. HOLY SHIT
JJ
J
HARDY BOYS
LET'S GET THIS $$$$$
CLASSIC
CLAY
COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
HARDY-ON
BALL SO HARDY
>buttholez in charge of not blowing it
we all saw it coming and we let it happen
HERE WE GO
>challenging that
i hate replay
LOL what's to discuss about that HR?
>Farell is challenging a Home Run and not saving it
Clay will never not miserably disappoint me.
Has tremendous pitching ability, but is so fucking mentally weak that his brain is literally just a puddle of mud.
>>66774214
Nothing happened anyway. Balls don't bounce like that off flesh.
>>66774166
Fuck. We don't have many Hardy memes and I have to dig through my folder to find that one
>>66774218
it was the umps retard
>>66774194
He looks like what you would expect if Theon Greyjoy and Miss Piggy had a kid, at least he got rid of his disgusting greasy hair
300 ft home runs are p. neat
>>66774218
It's a crew chief review, ain't farrell.
Trust me, I wanted it to be farrell so that I could get even madder at him.
>Its a "Red Sox will choke due to horrible pitching" episode
>>66774251
you suck go back to your poor people stuff and your ponies you memelord
>>66774274
>that episode is being re-aired everyday
WAKE ME UP
FROM THIS MIIIIIISSSERRRRYYYYYYY
>>66774274
>it's a "buttholez pitches a million balls and two strikes then chokes the game away" episode
>>66774276
wow wow wow this is a no-hate thread
This needs an update
>>66774274
at least you guys got one more chance at breaking our streak with Joe "Cy Young" Kelly.
>>66774317
shut up you irrelevant eternal 4th placer NOBODY CARES
>>66774248
>He looks like what you would expect if Theon Greyjoy and Miss Piggy had a kid
holy shit my sides are barely hanging on
>>66774315
>wow wow wow this is a judgement free zone
FTFY
>Its a "Red Sox will not put any more points on the board" episode
Can this team do more than give up home runs and get ground outs?
>>66774317
Cartoon bird is best bird
I wish papi would get rid of that stupid hoodie
Mike Wright is why I drink
>big plopi
that's what I name my turds
>Mere ft away from Papi posting
JUST
WIND
MY
GAME
UP
fugggggg fucking stupid cameraman made me think it was gone
>>66774354
>points
>>66774354
bro it's the 4th inning of the 7th game of the season, cut the shit
>meme ass swirling winds fucking with a homer
GOD I HATE THIS FUCKING WEATHER
>>66774317
I adore the cartoon Bird but this will always be my favorite Orioles cap
>>66774382
If he gives up another dinger to Papi I'm chugging a Boh I left in my car overday
>>66774407
this, overreacting to everything bad is an old toronto meme
>>66774392
he's obviously an April poster cut him some slack
Wouldn't it be nice if we had a real starter instead of Wright?
>HanRam with another hit
It's definitely April alright.
>red sux players trying to kill their own fans
>>66774427
>Warm boh
>flying bats at Fenway
EVERYBODY
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
>Ump helps Oreos
>Wind helps Oreos
>Ump hampers sox
>Wind hampers sox
JUST
Fuck, that beat Manny's toss
>>66774412
Sox have had it way worse with the Cleveland series but honesty this April weather has been ass all around
If he was hit, shouldn't Ramirez stay at 2nd?
>>66774467
>go to Fenway
>get hit and sent to the hospital
it's almost been a year
>Ball hit the ump
KEK HE'LL REMEMBER THAT
Incoming shitty calls
BACK
TO
BACK
INNINGS
ALL THESE PITCHERS WANNA DO IS HURT THE OTHER PLAYERS
VICIOUS
THESE TWO TEAMS
LITERALLY
HATE
EACH
OTHER
>>66774477
nice quad dubs
>these dirty ass baltinegroes
Wright what the fuck are you even
Wright isn't out to plunk fools he's just that bad
Also whats the best pizza to order from papa johns?
so you're telling me the objective of the game is hitting the players with the ball?
HE HIT HIM
AGAIN!!!!!
WATCH IT FELLAS
THINGS ARE GETTING ROWDY
SOMEBODY'S GETTIN'....
WHAM!
BLASTED ONE TO THE CRANIUM
BENCHES WILL CLEAR SOON
THESE
TWO
TEAMS
HATE
EACH
OTHER
>>66774496
About 4 months after that shit I was out playing trivia with some friends and we named our team "50 shades of Freddie Gray". We weren't very popular that night
>mike wright
huhuhuhuh our prospects are good mlb starters huhuhuhuh
no
stop
i would take an over-the-hill starter on a minor league deal over this kid
if he can't get a hit im gonna freak
>>66774540
Liberal soft cunts, fuck em
Ya did good lad
Inning OVA
Aaaaand got out alive
>>66774540
top kek
thanks for that
A real pitchwr would be nice right about now
>RISP SOX
>I
>S
>P
>
>S
>O
>X
Vazquez when?
>Bases loaded
>Ground out to infield
LOL
This team never ceases to destroy my hopes and dreams
hey guys sorry i just got back from the airport and finished eating dinner but im watching the game now is swihart officially a bust
>>66774589
>mfw our rotation without gausman
>>66774591
Damn dude, just how many Pepe's do you have?
>>66774605
We haven't had a good hitting catcher since Varitek.
All these overpaid players. Price, Sandoval, Ortiz. I bet y'all are happy Ortiz is retiring this year.
>>66774622
BANDWAGONING CASUAL GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66774623
who
>Spend half the intro talking about how Flash makes Boston his bitch at Fenway
>Does nothing the whole game
>>66773458
(You)
Literally struck out twice to Buttholtz
Fuck. I jinxed the mick, didn't I
>Buck thinks Ryan Flaherty is good enough to be a starting player in an MLB lineup
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66774623
varitek wasn't even a good hitting catcher for his last 6 years
>mfw it's all up to Ortiz in the 9th and he gets striked out
>Gunkle
Jesus that's a stupid name
OMG
>>66774636
Papi is the heart of the team and the ziti tho. And he actually does stuff.
is Hanley all star material? Great hitting and defense tbqh
GARY
A
R
Y
was Guerin Austin officially fired? I can't believe he's starting today
>>66774684
is that jackie chan?
>>66774688
Meant to put Hanram there, but still Ortiz is fairly shitty as well. He can only hit phones and Double Plays.
>>66774636
>I bet y'all are happy Ortiz is retiring this year.
are you literally retarded
not only do I love him for sentimental reasons.
But he's 40 years old and last year he put up 38HRs and 100+ RBIS
Like, he produces like a motherfucker, especially for his age.
And in fact, he's almost underpaid.
At least when Hanley and Pablo and Porcelshit all make MORE money than he does.
>>66774697
actually he is already a 3x all-star
>>66774723
>but still Ortiz is fairly shitty as well. He can only hit phones and Double Plays.
Typical Baltinigger bandwagoner that knows nothing about baseball.
FUCK
YO
SHIFT
FOOL
based absolute madman
>betamore
MOOKIE
O
O
K
I
E
Baltipore loses
BASED ROOKIE MOOKIE
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN
THESE
STUPID
FUCKING
WINDS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>PITCHING MOOKIE INSIDE
LOL R U DUMB
I can't take this any more, when does the Gasman come back?
FUCKING WRIGHT
>herpderp let's put a trash starter in our rotation because of muh AAA stats
fuck this front office
>>66774777
OH SHIT GARY
>>66774777
>>66774777
>>66774777
>>66774777
>>66774777
BASED GARY TRIPS CONFIRMED
OH SHIT. HERE COMES BUNDY.
NO MORE HITS ARE COMING OFF RED SOX BATS TONIGHT.
>the wind cucks the sox again
Could've been a homer. Fuck
>>66774777
Damn
>>66774777
GARY
A
R
Y
>Wright
>Bundy
YAY AAA AGAINST A TEAM WITH ACTUAL OFFENSE
>buchholz only 2 ER through 5
could be worse desu
>>66774791
he was decent when he started last year. Give him time man. it's his first start after being bumped twice
>>66774833
koji please pay attention to the game
>>66774833
It will get worse
We haven't gotten to the COLLAPSE yet
>>66774833
also this desu filter is racist
>>66774845
why what did i miss? those runs not earned?
>>66774866
Tazawa pls
>>66774866
Pablo gets mad when you don't let him use the dugout ipda
MOOKIE
O
O
K
I
E
WEW LADS
Wright is trash
MOOOKIE
LITERALLY
PUTTING
THE
TEAM
ON
HIS
BACK
Buck will lose this game for us by leaving him in
KEKEK
>BALTILEL
ABSOLUTELY
COLLAPSING
CLAY AFFECTING EVERYONE TONIGHT
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WRIGHT
>>66774834
>he was decent when he started last year.
um
bro
wright's ERA as a starter in 2015 was 6.48
lol
WRIGHTTTTT
(Gary come on I'm drunk too and I saw that catch)
Someone post the drunk Gary Thorne memes
THIS
FUCKING
WIND
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN IT ALL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gary is such an idiot, it's a shame he's such a great announcer too
>THIS FUCKING WIND
>mfw vegas had odds on betamore
>Something so Wright is currently going so wrong
Chris Davis could pitch any worse than Mike "Not" Wright
>>66774931
Did they have odds on Price et al yesterday?
>>66774931
>not knowing how vegas works
shiggy
I have a great family doc.
Been our friend as well as D.O. for almost 20 years.
Yesterday he says I have to get more rest ... I'm getting old(er) and the body needs more time. He didn't realize I get up at 2 AM every week day while going to bed about 9:30 PM (as long as the Sox don't play later). My BP is getting higher and more rest is a requirement.
He said this in front of my most excellent wife.
The only place to pick up more sleep is ...
I think it's a conspiracy for the ages.
I guess I had better listen. Dad and Grandad both had the same heart issues. And I am a year older than when Dad had his first pacemaker. I haven't had heart issues yet but ...
I am not going away absolutely but I am going to be .... if I can take it ... less involved.
I'll be around. I'll see less of the Sox play .... but I'll be around. Weekends especially.
Keep Honking ...
I'm reloading ... (borrowed from a local bumper sticker)
Go SOX!
>all of these hits that would be HRs if the wind wasn't being such a faggot
>The Red Sox would have two more home runs if the wind wasn't so gusty
Even fucking nature has it out for them
>>66774959
>couldn't*
>>66774967
You obviously don't gamble on sports
>handicap kid gets foul ball
>wonder how 4chan will react
nice hustle there roidy
>>66774960
Dude they have odds on everything
Davis is fucking on roids
its so fucking obvious
jesus
>>66774971
>>66774971
great blog post
it's going to be sad when chris davis dies of jaw cancer
such a nice jaw too
>>66775020
Eh, not like any team in the AL East is absent from that.
>A-Roid
>Big Shitty
>Davis
>Bautista (tell me he's not)
>Longoria I guess only because he kills us.
does Buchholtz understand the concept of throw of strikes. Like maybe getting ahead in the count? Not asking for a lot at this fucking point, Jesus
lel
>"hey guise, I got it"
>misses it
Swihart is fucking useless sometimes
jesus christ man
>>66775060
no i agree but it still makes me mad because he just has such a shit-eating grin tier face
I hope swihart's stint is very very short in boston
>>66775050
He's still chewing death cud? C'mon Chrissy..
>>66775019
I meant the sure odds. The "ESPN Pick" if you will.
>>66775065
i feel like clay's usually high on meth most of the time he's pitching
it kind of explains things a little bit
>>66774971
what the shit
can we get someone in the pen pls
Pls
Pls
>>66775091
His delivery would be considerably faster if he was on speed
>>66775065
I'm surprised it's only the 6th inning
It feels like it's been longer with all this drama with these fucking starters
>>66774991
I make six figures off of Fan Duel
>>66775091
he looks like he's on meth tbqh. WTF is with that haircut?
>>66775081
It's ok if you don't love Chris Davis, because Chris Davis loves you
Also how many pitches has he thrown to Trumbo, fuck
TRUMBOMB
TRUMBOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>66775091
at the very least he looks like a meth addict
clay pls
TRUMBOMB
OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING BALLPARK
OUT OF THE PARK HOMERUN
LET'S GET THIS $$$$$$$$
TRUMBOMBBBBBB
WELCOME TO THE AL EAST
As long as Wright isn't coming back in...
When does based Jim Palmer return for color commentary?
Also,
HOMERUUUUUUUUUN
GO
FUCKING
KILL YOURSELF
CLAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SWIHART YOU TOO
TRUMBOMB
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED CHEATERS
>>66775122
>>66775133
Clay confirmed on meth
Hey, THERE'S the Buchholz we all know and love
WAKE ME UP
>>66775147
Mike Bordick is such a boring homer
"up and down with home run threats"
Right until you get to 5-7.
>>66775124
You heard Bordick. He was "baffled"
BAMBOOZLED if you will
ALEX SPIER GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU BIASED FUCKING SHILL.
I die a little inside every time Bucholz finds a way to blow it
I
LITERALLY
CANNOT HANDLE
THIS FUCKING SPINELESS METH HEAD
HE NEEDS TO LITERALLY JUST FUCK OFF TO SOME IRRELEVANT CITY
AND NOW HE FUCKING WALKS SOMEBODY
GOD
FUCKING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STILL NO OUTS
How many bombs does Trumbo hit this year?
I'm gonna say 32.
>>66775164
Wait, are you Ellen Baker?
a while back they had clay speed up his game and it seemed to work well for him.
when he allows runners he gets nervous, slows way down, overthinks and overpitches, and fucks everything up
Go O's
It's over
EVEN
PEDRO
ALVAREZ
Ayyyyy even Alvarez joining the hit parade-es
>giving up a hit to Pedro
STILL
ZERO
OUTS
WHY IS HE STILL FU-
YEAH YOU BETTER GET HIM OUT. YOU SHOULD HAVE LAST FUCKING INNING YOU USELESS CANCEROUS HACK
SAVE US OH NOE RAMIREZ
>>66775219
I hope so
I'm glad they're booing him, enough with this shit already
>>66775252
Our new Andino
DOUBLES FOR DAYS! FOR DAYS!
>>66775242
Wrong meme
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE'RE NEVER GOING TO FUCKING COMPETE WITH THIS FUCKING PITCHING
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN IT
GOT MY HOPES UP FOR A NOT-LAST-PLACE FINISH
AND EVEN THAT WAS TOO HIGH
THIS IS FUCKING INFURIATING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66775272
What ever happened to that guy? Last I remember he was with them for 2012, then disappeared
Rare Trumbo
Hey O's bros think they beat the old team record (1996 I think) for home runs hit?
>James Jerry
No wonder he goes by JJ
Sox almost killed each other out there lol.
>Betts and JBJ both diving
THEY
ARE
TRYING
TOO
HARD
THIS IS THE SAME SHIT THAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR
ALL THE PLAYERS OVERCOMPENSATING FOR SHIT PITCHING
BY MAY THEY'LL STOP TRYING AND FALL APART
JUST WATCH
>>66775325
If they didn't beat it 2012-2014 I'm hard pressed to see them do it this year. However, Trumbo, Schoop, Davis (duh), and Manny have pop
>>66775308
Traded to the Mariners and then vanished from public life forever
>>66775303
>tfw Sox suck but pepe poster makes it worthwhile
Based fucking Shaw
Fatass would've never came close.
>intentionally walking Flaherty
What the absolute fuck is going on right now?
>>66775325
It was 1996, and it was 257.
We're at 12 so far, I believe.
So maybe.
>this pitching staff
>shaw's face after catching that ball
good thing it's him and not fatso
>intentionally walking ryan flaherty
lmao
>Alex Speier @alexspeier
>7 games into the season, Red Sox starters have recorded a combined 2 outs after the sixth inning.
>AND IT WAS BY OUR #5 STARTER, A KEKLEBALLER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66775352
I figure Trumbo, Schoop, Davis, Manny and Jones are all shoe ins for 30+
JOEY
O
E
Y
>walking Flaherty for the embodiment of Orioles Magic.
>>66775388
I'm glad you saw it. Thought I was seeing things.
>>66775407
you seem a little pissed. Here's a qt frog
Walking Flaherty
To get to Rickard
Bravo Farrell, real human bean
>>66775427
i don't need qt frogs
I already have some
I NEED COMPETENT FUCKING PITCHING
THANK YOU BASED BULLPEN
y'all gonna get magic'd even if you tie or take the lead lmao
>>66775445
>based bullpen
don't forget what happened yesterday. I have a feeling Kimbrel is going to be Joel Hanrahan v2.0
I'll donate a Pepe to the anon
>>66775407
That's a retarded thing to get mad about, at the beginning of the season the manager has everyone at 100% and can make whatever moves he feels like making with little to zero repercussions on later games, in fact, I'd rather have my bullpen getting work right off the bat so to say to get in some real pitching time ASAP
>>66775324
Thanks, of Angels friend
>Bundy time
Not sure how I should feel about this.
Why in the fuck is Buccholz still on this team. And Jerry Remfag still on NESN. Fuck NESN, Fuck Buccholz forever. Sox sucking ass and Don living it up with San Diego pussy trying to repair his heterosexuality after years of being gay abused by Remfag.
>>66775498
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID
THE STAT IS IMPLYING THAT OUR PITCHERS HAVE BEEN SO FUCKING SHIT THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN MAKE IT TO THE 5TH, LET ALONE THE SIXTH
ADD TO THE FACT THAT EARLY IN THE SEASON YOU RELY ON YOUR STARTERS SO YOU CAN REST YOUR BULLPEN
AND YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING THINK FARRELL IS TAKING GUYS OUT
TO KEEP THEM AT 100%
AM I LITERALLY SPEAKING TO A RETARD
FUCK
RIGHT
OFF
>>66775537
>tfw donny gone
Remember back the great Pepe rush of 2015 when everything was new and dank? Now everyone frogposts
>Os left field
not again
>Flaherty
KEK
based shaw starting the comeback
>>66775555
you also don't want to burn out your starters, you really can't go wrong in the first week of the season bro, chill out
>>66775594
We aren't fucking burning them out YOU MENTALLY CHALLENGED DIMWIT
HALF OF THEM HAVEN'T EVEN GONE 5 INNINGS
jesus man
holt will do something good
>flaherty
when will the fucking love affair end, buck
HE SUCKS
LITERALLY EVERYONE KNOWS IT BUT YOU
>red sox starters now have a collective era of 7.41
last time massachusetts got this rekt by magic they murdered some virgin in salem
Red Sox batters should hit fly balls to the center part of the outfield rather than the corners
>>66775614
Buchholz had a pretty high pitch count
>it's a swihart AB with 2 outs episode
blake will do something good
>>66775642
>this fucking casual is speaking to me
ya no
Swihart clearly has zero potential as a hitter. Two times he can't handle clutch
Vasquez
fucking
when
>meh pitching
>every batter can hit a dinger
why aren't the Os your favorite team?
>>66775625
It would have been impossible to play that ball without running smack into the wall.
He's a solid defensive utility guy who can't hit. Those are worth having.
>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 59s60 seconds ago
>Take away Steven Wright’s start on Sunday vs. Toronto (6.2 IP, 1 ER) and #RedSox starters have a 8.69 ERA.
>sell everyone
>build team around shaw and holt
>>66775678
because my favorite team is the Red Sox
>>66775679
If he can't hit, why does he ever get starts?
He also sucks in the outfield and is average to below average at every infield position but 2B. His versatility is good, but he shouldn't be starting unless there are injuries.
>>66775614
so you realize this has come full circle then right?
>>66775710
What happened to E-Tip
Calling it, Machado beats DiMaggio's hit streak
>>66775728
I agree he shouldn't be starting regularly.
But he's a valuable player to have.
>>66775734
Jesus christ, fucking shut the fuck up.
>putting Noe back out there for one hit to then pull in Ross because he needed more "warm up time"
This fucking manager
Crush?
>>66775710
Based knuckleace
>>66775753
I feel like he wants to get fired.
>>66775743
He got fucking injured in Spring Training and he's out until the beginning of May (so they fucking say, may be even later for his return)
>>66775753
so you're going to be that annoying guy all year
I love watching New England get booty blasted, you guys are the worst fans in the country
>matching Crush
>>66775801
>implying Baltimore even has fans
>>66775801
I didn't know Florida was apart of New England now
Connecticut is the armpit of New England
>>66775836
>>66775787
Isn't there a bunch more stuff behind the face than just that?
>>66775801
>not trolling the nfl and charging them millions in legal fees for laughs
>>66775787
what the fuck
>>66775801
i live in vermont, many of us hate the patriots
Orioles going to get busted for roids before the all star break
Based Trumbo, hitting everything hard every at bat.
Where the fuck was this guy the past two years? Suffering under bad hitting coaches?
>>66775863
Kiss you're uncle you asshole
>>66775836
LITERALLY last season
>>66775787
HEY,
so fucking retard
let's look over this real quick:
the entire pitching staff last year was miserable
From the 1st pitcher to the last
The pitching staff was FUCKING TERRIBLE. So, obviously going into this season, the pitchers not named Price were to prove themselves
Every fucking kid and their mother that lives in this city knows that these fucking pitchers have to prove last year was a fluke
So you fucking explain it to me, for me real quick
How when our starters haven't been able to make it to the seventh
OTHER THAN STEVEN FUCKING WRIGHT, OUR #5 GUY WHO'S A KNUCKLEBALLER
that you don't think that's something to get mad over?
And then you say, the over-reliance on a bullpen
THAT HAS A 40 YEAR OLD AS PART OF IT
is a GOOD THING?
ESPECIALLY TO START THE SEASON? WHEN OUR STARTERS HAVE BEEN GIVING UP 4-5 RUN BY THE 4TH?
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING?
YOU ARE GIVING THE PITCHERS (STARTERS) THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT WHEN THEY DON'T FUCKING DESERVE IT AT ALL
So listen to me you fucking prick.
You want to call ME cancer because you disagree with me, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG.
So go fucking find a pan.
Turn on your fucking stove
Heat that sucker up
And then repeatedly smash it over your fucking forehead until you black out
You fucking mentally challenged cock sucker
>>66775880
>Sneks
>Seattlel
Yes
>>66775880
>7th game of the season
>not knowing he is going to have multiple 3/20 stretches later
FUCK MY BITCH WIENERS
WEINERS
>>66775853
You don't know how the legal system works do you? If you file bull shit claims (like this) you can be held in contempt, luckily for these dipshits they weren't and the judge just threw the case away.
I'm gonna go play fallout 4 or something. My soul can't take this shit.
I can't believe Matty got a hit with RISP. He's been pretty not clutch lately
>>66775899
I stopped reading after HEY
>>66775899
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
U
M
THE OREOS
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>Bombston
>ded sux
>>66775899
>getting this actually worked up
it's a game dude
>>66775908
hi Old Bay
>even in Sox threads he can't shut the fuck up about the Patriots
>ded
>fucking
>sux
OH MY GOD MY SIDES
JJ MAGIC
AHAHAHAHAHA
JJ HARDY SHITTING ALL OVER THIS MEME PARK
SAME FUCKING SPOT
HAHAHAHAHA
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
FUCKING HARDY
>>66775728
His numbers are pretty godly in Fenway.
L M A O
7-Os
HARDY ON
AGAIN
My sides are in orbit
JJ
J
HARDY BOYS LET'S FUCKING GET THIS $$$$$
HOW BOUT THOSE O'S
LET'S GET THIS MAGIC
>>66775948
I like how you called me cancer for being called out wrong,and then say "lol its just a game"
Go fucking fuck off
GOD
FUCKING DAMN IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MUTHAFUCKIN
JJ HARDY
J
H
A
R
D
Y
>this pitching
we /2017/ now
>>66775975
had to get on the chan just to post that :P
see you all in October
>tfw one step closer to firing Farrell
blessing in disguise
robbie ross blows dick tbqh
>Gary's first game back
>they do this
>this game
This season isn't even fun to watch. How is this entertainment if the fans are literally booing their players.
>>66775988
maybe consider that i'm not the same guy? just saying, nobody thinks you're cool cause you can hit caps lock and have a bunch of pepes, no matter how many times you samefag to pretend like everyone loves your posts... you are much worse than a trip...
>>66775988
look, I'm right, he's that annoying guy this year
pretty sure you were the annoying guy last year too
how's 8th grade?
hey guys, sorry, had to go put out the trash, what happened? did the red sox win yet?
>>66776040
>that pic quality
holy shit looks like it was taken yesterday
I love these O's gahdamn
will boston ever recover?
>>66776048
When you're fans of the other team?
O BABY
>>66776051
>>66776057
Shut the fucking fuck up
Can't fucking wait for you morons to fucking disappear by June
You fucking idiots are retarded if you think it's ok for our starting pitching to be "ok" by not making it to the fucking seventh
Fucking retards
>tfw you almost started jj hardy because he has great numbers vs clay but you don't because bad joojoo
Lesson learned
>>66776091
A TRIPLE
>>66776065
they're losing by 5
>>66776065
Did you take Clay and the non-Japanese bullpen with you
Baseball is stupid anyways. Just waiting for Pats season to start.
>>66776092
>being this entitled
SO hardcore
did you hear daddy say a new word that starts with "F" and had to jump on 4chan to try it out?
Boston firesale when?
Johnny Schoop flashing that leather.
Based Schoopy
>dat twins lady
>>66776092
yeah except even when things are going really well you find something to bitch and whine about
frig off
>>66776132
>tfw Holt gets traded
when will they learn
>>66776127
>get called out for being stupid
>lol kid u mad
Ok, let me be serious for a moment. It's unfathomable to me how you think that that stat isn't a horrendous thing. Our pitching deserves no lee-way after last year, and you've been giving them to it.
You don't like my post, then get lost. You'll be out of here by May because you're a casual that doesn't even follow the team when they struggle late season. You haven't and you won't.
>>66776153
kek
I say we trade sandoval to the dodgers for kershaw, straight up
>Bundy looking good
>9 runs
This season might actually be p gud.
Is this Bundy?
How can one team get cucked this hard?
>>66776161
Please don't say
>>66776161
STOP
>>66776198
GOAT
Where do you think the [spoiler]pinoy[/spoiler] O's fan went?
fucking Flaherty
>RUNNING ON JBJ
NOT
SO
FAST
BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN
for fuck's sake flaherty
though actually he was safe
but still
>>66776161
Don't even joke about this anon. Please.
He's safe as fuck
good call Buck
Safe
>MANLETS
GOD FUCKING FUCK
>>66776198
being cucked is good retard
This is a meme replay if ever I saw
>>66776188
>>66776193
He's killin em out there
Fenway is SHOOK
This isn't even enjoyable to watch.
>>66776188
>9 runs
>AGAIN
BrOs I think I'm in love with this team.
>>66776290
>bombston
>>66775728
Do you not remember the 2014 palyoffs. Flaherty was a fucking crazy defender and only one who could hit against the Royals other than Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7akvkvqbOok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP967E_bXog
FUCK bad call
>>66776342
being bombston is good retard
Umps know this game is over and are just speeding the process along
>>66776329
I just want more than one competent starting pitcher.
Actually, no.
I just want Porcelshit, Kelly, and Buttholez to fuck off into the sun
>Oreos
He was safe
>>66776347
I hope he can still see the royals pitchers if we get them in a few weeks
Sorry I am late guys can someone text me the score I had to go for a 50 mcnugget and 2 large fris jog.
The Rickard magic continues.
Joey Rickard with a seventh straight game with a Hit
JOEY
J
O
E
Y
>Rickard and Machado closing in on Joe DiMaggio's hit streak
>The 2015 MLB All Star game SS
>Missing that play
>>66776387
Meme statistic
>>66776404
>getting on base by hitting a baseball is a meme now
now now don't get too salty
>Joey Rickard could've been a Ray
>Joey Rickard could've been their spark
>>66776427
Thank god he wasn't.
>Reminder
>>66776423
>Being 1/5 every game is an accomplishment now
Wow, nice .200 average, Pal
>>66776450
>The City of Empty Stadiums
>>66776450
Wasn't one of our trips at that game
cool pitching, boston
>>66776501
Yeah, T Sizzle
SWIHART
FUCKING PLEASE
ROBBIE FUCK OFF
>mfw every single home game this season is filled with boos
>tfw Natinals fans in my hood are gonna fairweather their way to the O's
baka whatev
>Davis drawing that walk after 0-2
Doing all the right things.
> breakfast club dance
kek
>>66776450
I was at that game! All of us sitting in left field, were kind of clueless as to what was happening.
Dat Oriole Way, tho
>pitching
>defense
>three run homers
>>66776523
>People fair weathering to a team that is currently in a war zone
No one openly becomes a fan of Baltimore
>>66776554
>pitching
>>66776570
>smallest ERA of the league
Yes, pitching
>>66776523
hahaha, bro, the nationals have a much higher chance of winning the Eries than either of our teams
don't be dilusional
>>66776554
having better pitching than the Red Sox isn't an accomplishment
>>66776539
>sitting in left field
>>66776584
>that sample size
ADAM JONES SPOTTED
LET'S GO AJ10
Man after barely filling threads the last two series it's great going over 500 posts two nights in a row
>>66776597
Red Sox JUST thread to talk out the shit team we have been given
I can't wait till Bundy is a starter.
He's got great potential
BASED X
A
S
E
D
X
LETS GO
>>66776594
I was poor and in high school and commuting from Northern Virginia.
>>66776618
I like the one thread - one game style of this team
besides trips I can sense the same anons posting in them
>>66776590
It is when you're rotation is 5 Jacks like ours
>Big Hoodie
>>66776554
Only problem is that all of the homers have been 2-run shots.
McFarland warming up in the pen
>>66776661
desu i think it is very admirable for david to support blm and treyvon martin who was savage murdered by a white male police brutality
omfg
BASED ORTIZ
COMEBACK
O
M
E
B
A
C
K
Fucking plapi
thought that shit was gone
So what is going on with Jones? This is a complete mystery injury still?
>>66776717
NOT ON MY WATCH
Bundy's velocity is steadily dopping
>>66776721
Yes
But we're still winning
>>66776721
Pulled his oblique. Those generally take a long time to heal.
An oblique injury is basically the long and short of what happened to Chris Davis' 2014 season.
>>66776730
Not bad for a stretch outing out of the pen, though. I'll take it.
>>66776618
We only had either one or two Twins/Rays fans to banter with. Circlejerking threads are not fun
>>66776769
He could be an ace when he gets stretched out in innings
>Chris Young
>32 years old
>Young
STOP IT
JUST FUCKING STOP
>>66776746
Well that and his kid being born
wew lad
that 500 medallion is gaudy as fuck
Why is Holt wearing an S&M collar?
>>66776842
there's one inning left
>>66776842
Only page 4
/sp/ slow when cuckgrass enthusiasts asleep
>yfw Hardy hits another one around the pole
O's baby
damn man, buchholz fucking sucks.
>Mike Wright will still win this game
>>66777000
Nice get
>>66777000
FUCK
>>66777000
nice double trips
>>66777000
nice numbers bruh
>>66777000
>double trips
fitting of a true memelord
>>66777000
Nice
DP
>Blake Swihart
>Major League catcher
Pick one.
Maybe you guys can get Salty back?
>it's a "Red Sox try to rally and lose" episode
1 pitch left and a new pitcher?
How cucked for commercials is Baltimore?
>>66777127
gotta make that advertising paper
>Smugris GET
What have I done
>>66777100
Where is Salty even? He got released by the Marlels last year and I haven't heard anything since
It looks like O'day wants the save.
GG Baltimore, fucking god fucking fuck I hate our pitching
I HATE IT
Hopefully we can get some fucking pitching SOON.
The players (in the lineup) are going to get discouraged from hitting like they did last year with the huge deficits they always have to come back from, or the huge leads blown.
Go die Buttholez, you fucking shit-stain
>>66777184
Backup for the Tigers.
>>66776359
this exactly this
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>>66777184
detoilet fell for the salty meme apparently
wew lad get to post this again
gg O's. Pitching was horrendous and we're one step closer to Farrell getting fired
WOW
NOT OGRE YET
FARREL
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN CHALLENGING
YOU DID THIS ON THE HOME RUN TOO YOU SHITHEAD
STOP IT
PUT A BIRD ON IT!
7-0 FELLAS
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>>66777201
This was probably the most "oh shit" game for us this season so far honestly. I doubted the COLLAPSE as Wright was literally all over the place and Sox got to him real early. Combined with yesterday Sox offense have been a test.
Gg lads. Maybe they'll pinch hit Sandobese to get Ubsldo tossed again
there's another in the WIN column
