>4th quarter
WBD: 68
HAW: 62
http://vaughnlive.tv/afldude
Geelong Cats v Brisbane Lions, Simonds Stadium, 4:40pm AEST
http://firstrowau.eu/watch/427078/1/watch-geelong-fc-vs-brisbane-lions.html
>>66715015
Poofthorn
Sicily you bewtay!!!!
>it's a Hawthorn heroball episode
Yawn
who /dabloos/ here?
Fuck Jake Stringer.
The game would already be over if the dumb cunt could hit a 15 metre target.
Dogs thought they were the real deal for a minute there
Why the fuck does this general hate the saints?
>tfw have to leave to go to work at the most exciting point of the match
>>66715027
it will get better mate, new coach seems like he's got the right idea, few good youngsters
da dogs 2bh family
>>66715041
you can listen in the car
>>66715037
who?
>>66715050
>don't have a license
>>66715041
I remember you, you're the waiter cuck
>Poofthorn exposed
supporters scurry away like the fairweather rats they are
>>66715058
top keke, i genuinely lost my shit
Are Hawks the biggest meme team of all time?
>all 3-peat GF opponents interstate sides
>should have played WCE away at Subi for the 2015 GF where they would have lost just like they did two weeks earlier
>got lucky in 2014 when Sydney would have won on any other day
>barely got past the second biggest meme team of all time in Port Adelaide in the prelim
>barely got past Geelong in the 2013 prelim
>would have lost all three grand finals if not for MUH MCG TRADITION and if the matches were played at the rightful and deserving club's home grounds
They are very, very far from being one of the greatest teams of all time. They only 3-peated because of how shit the rest of the cucktorian teams have been for the past 4 years. Honestly, WCE of 2005 - 2007 were better. Easily could have won 2005 flag, won 2006, would've won 2007 hadn't their midfield be destroyed in finals, hadn't Cousins go down against PA, hadn't Collingwood won in extra time, hadn't Essendon ruined their percentage in one of the final games, thus finishing third instead of second.
>>66715058
>he's under 17 or got caught doing dumb shit or too autistic to get his license
>>66715059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNDJyVJ_xn0&nohtml5=False
>>66715005
hawks will win, doggies poor kicking will come back to bite them
>>66715067
I 100% agree with this post
>>66715067
(YOU) this lad knows
>>66715067
no and your an autist
>>66715067
Cuckthorn on suicide watch
>>66715067
Not to mention Freo being SHOOK at the occasion and choking on the biggest stage of them all.
>>66715067
>>66715078
Are autist team noms still open? If so this guy has my vote.
>>66715067
>being this delusional
Sydney 2005 was one of the worst premiership teams of all time
West Coast and Sydney 2005/06 were mediocre teams who got lucky to peak in between Brisbane and Geelong's era.
>geelong brisbane currently being set up for another miracle of grass
this gon be good
>>66715027
fuck off that spastic casbolt and get a proper forward then you might be heading in the right direction
>>66715067
This is one of the more truthful posts I've seen on this website
10/10 great contribution anon, Ive never agreed with a post more
>>66715098
or maybe brisbane will just continue to be shit
Saints should have won 09/10 who agrees
>>66715067
Melbourne would have won 7 in a row and BTFO for all times if we didn't lose a couple gf's to Footscray and Collingwood
>>66715067
still butthurt that cuckthorn beat cuck coast last year
>>66715108
they choked 10 in the first game
@66715067
Furious, absolutely furious
>>66715115
Supporting drug cheats absolutely disgusting senpai
>cuckthorn fairweather rats scurry back now they are a chance
typical scum
Stringer is SHIT, get him off the pitch
Gorillion dollar man
BIG BAD TOMMY BOYD
BOYD
O
Y
D
UP THE FUCKIN DOGGIES
who /tippedthehawksbutwantsthedogstowin/ here?
>>66715067
>finish 3rd
>lose 2 players
>finish 15th next year
Nice "team"
>>66715067
>should have
>would have
>would've
Loser talk spotted
Can someone explain the hype around stringer to me?
I dont quite understand it. Hes an average player at best
Typical of poofthorn and their fans - coming from behind.
>>66715159
tipped the dogs because they love this meme ground
HAWKS WIN LOL
Call the season off now
FUCK OFF HAWTHORN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FOLD THIS SEASON
>>66715187
think sydney might give them a run this year
>>66715179
Flat track bully
Much like JJK
THANK YOU BASED RAY
tears in the gay bathhouses tonight, lads.
POOFTHORN LMAO
R A Z O R R A Y
A
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O
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R
A
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elite decision
>memeoli
>>66715190
Be poofthorn be gay have player named sissy boy you can't make this shit up !
This cuckthorn """"""supporters""""""" silence, KEK!
FUCK
MURPHY NO
FUCK OFF HAWKS I'M SICK OF YOU CUNTS
How is that not sherperding on murph
>>66715224
(You)
who /roo/ hoo?
HOLD OFF ON BUSTING OUT THAT PRISON WINE CONNIE
I actually now hate Hawthorn more than I like my team
Fuck these cunts
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"""people""" unironicallt didnt think Hawthorn Football Club would not win its 4th, and record equalling, consecutive AFL premiership
You plebs should consider suicide tbqh
hawthorn were exposed tonight
AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
FUCKING HAWK ROACHES
WE DID IT REDDIT!
doping cunts
remove hawthorn
cheathorn
fucking scumthorn
Execute all hawks
>>66715262
>don't even have their best team on the field
>win
>get "exposed"
lmao you dogs fans are pathetic
>>66715260
>>66715285
Turning up after the game is done I see. Zero passion from fairweather poofthorn.
>>66715262
Hawks won m8
"Dogs elite at etihad" meme got exposed if anything
Dogs a bit unlucky there, thought all the 50/50 calls in the last two minutes went against them. Murphy should have had a free when he got injured, Bruest had no eyes on the footy.
>West Cuckstralians getting upset over Victorian games
Embarrassing 2bh
>literally resorting to blowing out the opposing captain's knee to win
what a pack of absolute thugs
Hawkroach genocide when?
Ah well thanks doggies for losing so Swans can be at the top of the table.
>>66715285
>completely silence while you are losing, now he shows up
typical weak cunt
even lads following shit teams hang around and post feels, not cuckthorn fairweather faggots.
Cuckthorn have no hope of getting the grand final, they're fucked
>>66715324
Give him a break, he needed to apply his makeup for the afterparty at Julian's boyfriend's nightclub.
>Fremantle will be 0-4
NEVER EVER
>cuckthorn rats coming back now its over
weak as piss
>>66715324
you only post feels because you follow shit teams, enjoy never seeing your pathetic club in a gf
Hawks stripped of last 3 hips for doping when?
>>66715358
Enjoy never seeing your pathetic self have a gf
>>66715370
Impressive.
Hello, I work at a laboratory where we routinely test AFL players for performance enhancing drugs. I can confirm that there are high levels of doping going at Hawthorn,the Hawks pay me $50,000 a year just to keep quiet.
>>66715397
sure thing rc
Who /undefeated/ here?
>>66715403
Rc committed pooicide lad
Cuckthorn win by 3 points against the doggies who lost to adelaide in the prelims
Nice "win" you have there
>>66715415
.>We would be undefeated if >we didn't choke in the 4th against you. Ah well, a loss is a loss, I guess. I'm happy for >you, North.
>>66715421
likely story
>doggies at etihad next week
>tfw 0-4
>>66715415
Maybe not after next week but happy enough that we're undefeated right now.
>>66715458
Tfw freo v kangaroos at etihad 0-4 as well
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>66715458
Don't worry mate, Brisbane is pretty much guaranteed 0-8 at least. Gold Coast next week which we'll probably lose, but there's a chance we can win. Then we have Dogs at Etihad, Sydney at the Gabba, Port at AAMI, and Collingwood at the Gabba.
Thanks based AFL for the worst possible draw we could've gotten.
I hate how Hawthorn always find a way to win. I don't even pretend anymore that my hatred for them derives from jealousy over their success (also we are traditional rivals)
>tfw it will take Essendon several more weeks to reach the bottom of the ladder
We've got the longest streak without winning the spoon, so please Carltank do your thing
>>66715537
I reckon Woosh is gonna save you from the wooden spoon.
>>66715415
Feels good at the top
Who /top2/ here?
(cucktoria need not apply)
Anyone else know that feel when rd1 supercoach win? Bonus points if its not against one of the faggots barely puting a team in
>>66715561
I sure hope so. The consensus now seems to be that we'll win a couple of games, whether that's enough to avoid the Spoon depends on Carlton and Brisbane I reckon
Reminder that a whopping 50% of all worstern cuckstralia teams are in the bottom 4.
>>66715575
On track to beat slaughterhouse
Feeling good
>>66715515
We're in this together brisbro
>>66715573
>NSW and QLD rugby states
>Top of the AFL ladder
Cucktoria is meme that just keeps giving.
>>66715242
both holding each other
>>66715591
>>66715591
Reminder that a whopping 70% of all Cucktorian teams are in the bottom 8.
Reminder that a whopping 50% of the bottom 4 are Cucktorian teams.
Reminder that only a pathetic 30% of the top 8 are Cucktorian teams.
>>66715476
How are you not confident about next week? You'll pull a Cy on us for sure
>>66715591
>>66715639
100% of South Australian teams are in the top 8
Get fucked everyone else
>>66715639
Why is Cucktoria so beta?
Fuck hawthorn
>>66715668
(YOU)
>>66715662
SJWs and shitskins, we need to fence it off to save the rest of Australia.
>>66715067
Yep. I think it was definitely luck that won them 3 premierships in a row
>>66715709
definitely lucked into every single one
Honestly 17 round season with a few week breaks here and there would be so much better, quality, fairness and importance of all games would improve immensely
Brisbane getting fucked by the umpires, they weren't going to win anyway but holy shit
>>66715575
Forgot to set a defense emergency and lost 95 points from Dea after Rich was a late withdrawal kek
>>66715778
I agree, uneven draw is unfair especially for teams right on the edge of the top 8. Getting to face an easier opponent twice can mean a finals spot.
Even if they shortened the regular season but somehow had more finals, would be better.
Just took a massive shit lads
My cock is rock solid
anyone else get these odds before the season starter or are you stoopid as fuck
>>66715836
soft or hard?
single plopper or multi plopper?
detail cunt, u cant just say i have done a 'shit'
>>66715849
Quite soft, but massive solid single log
Felt like my hole was puckered outwards when wiping
>>66715847
>betting against GAJ
sacrilegious heathen
>>66715849
It resembled the hawthorn football club lad
>>66715847
>not getting on aaron hall
>>66715868
>not realising Parker is GAJ/Fyfe combined
He is the literally the second coming
>>66715847
>not betting on Gray
He is easily Port's best player so he has nobody to steal votes off of him and they'll win about 10-12 games which is enough
>>66715899
>port memelaide
>10-12 wins
pik juan
>>66715882
chinky chick from footy ad detected
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. I'm thankful to those who voted and thus took the decision out of the curator's hands, it's a much more engaging Team when those of /afl/ vote to break ties. In a flurry of nominations to take a narrow 4-3 lead from "WAutist uses MSPaint" Guy, I am pleased to announce we now have our second member promoted to the 2016 Autist Team. Below you will find the contenders for this round, the nominee promoted for this round, the updated 2016 Team and the 2015 Autist Team for the sake of posterity. I hope your team did well this week, see you all next round.
This weeks contenders were:
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"WAutist Archive Detective" Guy
>"WAutist uses MSPaint" Guy
Promoted to the Team this round:
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
The 2015 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>MUH UMPBALL CONSPIRACY AGAINST POORT Guy
>Mad Cucktorian uses MSPaint for the first time
>Stop using Full Team Names Guy
>KEK, nice "community" you have here Guy
>KEK Detective Guy
>GOAT Marks Order Guy
>No Anime Enforcer Duo
>Richmond 'who /top8/ here?' Guy
>/asp/ Guy
>turbo autist OP
>Ross Lyon Hater Guy
>Smug Autist Guy
>"Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" Guy
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Basil Trip Guy
>"Who top 2 here? (Cucktoria need not apply)" Guy
>"turbo autist's Pub Enforcer" Guy
>>66715915
that's vonn lad
Thanks Brisbane, I guess
>already 400 points conceded
>>66715932
>mfw based ash is a lions supporter
>>66715917
I really think that cucked waiter with no license might be a future contender, I'm sure he'll let us in on some more details of his """"life"""" as the weeks pass.
>>66715984
This, I'll be sure to keep an eye out for him too and see if he's worth a nom in future.
>tfw succesfully under the radar in SC
Am I alone in being completely triggered by those massive ads for Heinz Ketchup at the MCG? It's called tomato sauce, enough with the Seppoisation of this country.
>>66716116
He's a big guy
>>66716175
im with you, fuck calling biscuit, cookies too.
>>66716238
If ever you needed any more evidence that SJW's are quite literally mentally deficient kek.
>>66716238
>as he tweets "BAE" to the twitter whore with blue hair and fake tits
went to the game today, was pretty fucking exciting desu
also reality check your supercoach team is arse
>>66716287
t. conbitch
>>66716238
what ad is this? some woman getting BTFO by her innate lack of mechanical knowledge?
>>66716296
This is their latest one so probably this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcKXY68Bsvw
So women can take cock like a chicken farm yet they can't take a joke?
>Play for 20 years on the shittest team of all time
>knee exploded the minute they git gud
JUST
>>66716323
t. doesn't remember the late 00s
If your supercoach team didnt score AT LEAST 2400+ you should delete your team and give up now
>>66716369
will do
>>66716369
>only barely cracked 2200
>>66716434
there is no need to worry as long as 7/8 of your reserves played this week and are going to make cash for your team. With so many shitcunts in the league it shouldn't be hard to make the 8, you just need to have a high value team to compete
>Fox Footy posts article about Gawn beating Goldstein
Did they just look at the hitout stats column and decide to make an article? Goldstein kicked 5 goals for fuck's sake.
who /top4/ here? worst cuckstralia need NOT apply
>>66716882
Who /top2/ here?
(cucktoria need not apply)
>>66716905
who /last3grandfinalwinners/ here?
worst cuckstralians need NOT apply
>>66716932
>who rampant doping regime /last3years/?
Cuckthorn need only apply
>>66716953
who /stillsaltyoverthereGFloss/ here?
west choke egals need only apply
>>66716967
>drug cheats
>home finals
>manlet coach
>meme abo
>cheating bogans
probably the least respect GF winners in history
>>66717012
kek this fucking mad
chill out you fucking autist
>>66717028
Taking the piss at your expense, m8. You're obsessed, you're posts are always obvious.
>>66717055
>hurr durr taking the piss
yeah nah m8 fuck off
>>66717096
im from vic too u dumb cunt. ur sperg outs are funny
>>66717115
>hurr durr i was joking
yeah nah m8 fuck off
>>66717144
To take a leaf out the sperg book, I present you the spergs of all spergs, LMAO!
>>66717179
>this autistic
>>66717179
>posting during the granny
that cannot be me, i went to the game. why the fuck would i post on /afl/ kek
try again m8
>>66716774
Was a great battle. Goldstein obviously won around the ground but I haven't him get beaten so comprehensively in the actual ruck for ages.
l a s t
4 da hawks
>>66719325
kek
"no"
>>66721083
not so fast
>>66722305
>>66723142
