Speith Found a way edition
http://www.masters.com/index.html - stream
>Rory
First for /sp/ieth
>post yfw a Jap wins the Masters
who else /anyone but Spieth/ ?
I asked him to win back 2 back masters and he did it, the madman
>>66701252
Reporting in.
>>66701252
ABS please go
>>66701252
here
fucking hate rory but he isnt spaithe
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>yfw Speef wins 14 masters in a row
>I made and posted this a year ago
>>66701188
This.
Someone pls
What clubs yall rockin?
ping i10 irons
i15 driver
titleist aw,sw,lw
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>>66701277
>rorcucks
The great white American hope is here to liberate you, Muhammad.
Does anyone have a smug Spieth ?
>>66701306
shitty charity shop jumble
>>66701226
who /dustin johnson run on the back 9 and sunday/ here
how many traps do i have to let fuck my ass before i'm as good as spieth?
>>66701307
>Americans still persisting with this meme after all these years
>>66701327
He'd choke it away on the back 9 on Sunday anyway
>Liking Rory
>>66701306
my grandpas old taylor made's
>>66701327
I've heard that Dustin is the biggest on the tour if you know what I mean desu
>>66701306
2004 Calaway Big Bertha Irons
Nike SQ Dymo Driver/Hybrid
Ripstop sw
Odysey Versa putter
>the city of Northern Ireland
>>66701339
and aloha snackbar to you too my fellow anglo brother
CAN'T SHEATH THE SPIETH
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Can someone with some charisma win this year??? Brutal back to back masters... Better than last year though
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>the potato shithole of Ireland.
yfw a chink wins
fucking nice
>>66701352
he's """""""long off the tee"""""""" if you undesrstand what i'm talking about
Why don't I like Speith?
Not even a Rory fan btw.
What a putt by Day
>doubting day
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>>66701424
He's shit tier.
The only reason he's relevant is that the PGA keep trying to make him happen, but it's not going to.
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I will call it again for a 3rd day:
Spieth will be the first back to back wire-to-wire winner in Masters history.
>inb4 rory never completes career grand slam because speith wins 20 consecutive masters tournaments
BESTWOOD
>>66701392
>wanting a memester like bubba
The best thing about this Spieth, Rory and Day trio is that they're boring
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Golf stories
post em
>be me
>like to play golf alone during the weekday when no one is out there
>usually pay $20 for 9 holes
>like to sneak around the course and usually end up playing 18 anyway
>get to a par 3 on the front 9
>there's a gut in my view playing another par 3 on the back 9 right next to my hole
>I hit my tee shot as he's finishes up putting his hole
>my ball goes over the green as he takes his cart to the next hole
>I get out a couple more balls to hit on the par 3 for practice
>guy droves his cart over to me and says "I'm a ranger on this course and you're not suppoesed to hit more than 2 shots on the green because it messes up the green, don't do it again!"
>this happened before I even hit my second shot
was he right to say that?
>>66701352
He's a big guy.
>>66701437
M8 I'm aware, but it was a pretty good putt
>>66701437
Support your aussie cousin, cuck
>Jason Day is rated #1 in the world
Literally why? Spieth and Rory are lightyears better
>>66701452
Spieth is by far and beyond the most boring. So hard to root for.
Am I cuck if I don't root for Spieth?
>>66701454
if he was the ranger
>>66701481
>aussies and britcucks have to come together if they want even a chance to beat /sp/ieth
>>66701454
BS reasoning. I'd call you out for playing two balls potentially slowing play down, but and not paying for b9 he stupid lmao
Speith will be the Federer of golf. Calling it now. Really good but boring as fuck.
>>66701517
Yes
>this happened a moment ago
>>66701500
>only watching the majors
>being a cuck
>matsuyama now cucking rory
>>66701517
Yes, he's literally the perfect white American golfer lad
>>66701500
Because he's won a shitload of tournaments lately and Spieth and Rory had been in slumps.
>>66701500
days only won like 7 tournaments in the last 9 months
>>66701536
>brits are this mad at American domination
>>66701525
course is empty, no one behind me
believe me I'm the last guy to slow play down
>>66701442
i'd never see this happen as i'd probably kill myself after the 4th
>tfw we're halfway there
HIT IT ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE SLOPE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!
>>66701454
>I'm a ranger on this course and you're not suppoesed to hit more than 2 shots on the green because it messes up the green
literally what
>>66701567
>Implying I mind other American golfers
>Based Bernhard
I wouldn't mind seeing that old kraut win.
>>66701599
>playing golf messes up the course
>>66701605
>lands a beautiful birdie on the previous hole
>b-but he's boring
>>66701599
the divots from the ball hitting the green mark it up
>>66701588
put me in your will for your golf clubs
>>66701615
to be fair it does fampai. especially when morons are dragging their spikes, no replacing their divots and not repairing ball marks
after a bunch of casuals play the course can be really fucked up
Spieth make it
soooo close
>>66701617
He is great, no mistake. Frustratingly good. But just boring as fuuuuuuck. Such a cunt. A cunty mccuntster.
>>66701627
you don't want my clubs, they're old and shitty taylor made burners and I recently broke my 5 iron trying to hit a shot off some rocks
>>66701517
no, he has literally no personality
which golfer fucked the most hotties? that's the mark of a true champion.
If I was a good putter and short game I'd be scratch baka
>RORY
>>66701663
Tigger obv
>>66701663
jon daly
>Rory's Annual Augusta Bed Shitting 2016
Langer's got this, lads.
Who /abRory/ here
>>66701661
>not letting the golf talk for you
>smiley
>smylie
>>66701689
doesn't count they were gross. i'm talking actual hotties
>>66701689
>implying porn stars and hookers count
>Black guy in green jacket
Who the fuck allowed this?
>>66701711
Gary Player then
>>66701703
here lad
>>66701663
according to feherty it was arnold palmer by far, not tiger
made arnold out to be a bit of an asshole with the way he carried on, to be honest
>>66701541
>at least he held onto his helmet
too bad golf doesn't give as many opportunities for jim bantz to shine
>>66701723
I think he banged his kid's babysitter. She was probably qt
>>66701725
Everyone who couldn't beat Tiger.
>>66701725
Vijay is Asian mate
There's bigger threats to Spieth than Rory right now tbqh
who /abdechambrowmcilroydayrosewilletmcdoweldonald/?
>>66701320
probably out play you tho bub
>Rory
it just keeps happening
>>66701741
he probably pulled a lot of 50's poodle skirt qts. based
Rory implosion incoming
lANGER ON THE RISE
>Rory Cackleroy
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fuck this shit this is bullshit
2011 all over again
how can a 4-time major winner shit the bed like this with the whirled watching.
>>66701665
if i was better at golf i'd be better at golf
>langer wins and causes controversy over basically anchoring his putter
>Being so cucked you can't even declare independence
>The occupied territory of Northern Ireland
>Day
Oh, my. He's not gonna' like that.
In times of crisis I kill a hobo and acquire his power. Does the trick.
Next Ryder cups gon be filled with mudslimes screamin allahu akbar
>anon stop watching boring golf and come hang out with me!
>>66701832
>whirled
>>66701822
>not Rory Cuckleroy
>>66701850
Shut up Jessica
>>66701832
Doesn't have the mental aspect
>American, a Jap, and a Kraut leading
World War II up in this bitch.
>>66701850
put your tongue in your mouth slut
shouldve been in
reeeeeeeeeeee
I'm starting to feeling the Bern lads
>>66701848
I don't think Muslims know that golf exists tbqh
>inb4 you do
>>66701871
>French nowhere to be seen
>>66701857
I count myself among the whirled.
The world can go to hell.
>>66701848
>exploding ball trick with muslims
>>66701848
>bombing at the next Open or Ryder Cup
I would vomit from anger.
>langer speith sunday pairing
>>66701888
>rub ya belly fer good luck
How can we all not root foor bernhard langer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time to put Speef on the clock. Twitchy fucker.
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Spieth getting close to Kevin Na tier with this pre shot shenanigans.
Fucking hit it, faget.
I watch the Masters for the scenery not the golf
>Dat peaceful birdsong
>Speith stepping on Rory's neck
top kek whomever is paired with speeth feels the pressure
and Day blows it again
>#1 in the whirled
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>>66702033
We had Canadian coverage earlier in the day. I shit you not 80s guitar instead of soft piano. Jim Nantz is the shit. American commentators are elite, the best.
mcilroy is always short with his fucking irons. no goddamn feel at all
>>66701926
Kek
FEEL THE BERN MOTHERFUCKERS
>>66701832
Literally kill yourself and take Rorlel with you you stupid island nigger
>>66702086
FOH shill
>>66701850
Get a boob job and maybe we'll talk whore
Rors faltering
>rory
>RORY
>>66702121
>he likes fake tits
Rory "Bogie" Mcilroy
Spieth is going to moonwalk into the clubhouse
Jason Day is going to win this tournament
book it
>>66701850
>using your phone whilst driving
Why would I want to get in a car with you where I'll probably die?
tfw Bernhard outdoin you
Spieth is slow as fuck. Put him on the clock. Literally nothing worse than slow players.
Will every year be /speith/ from now on ?
i want to fuck spythe in his cute boypussy
>All these players now ahead of Rory
It's ogre
>>66702200
would spieth be able to get himself an irish slag if he wanted?
>Anon, stop watching golf already. You've been watching it for 3 days straight.
>>66702169
>tfw Bernhard outdoin you
lads i have a date but i just wanna watch golf
>>66702222
Isn't he married and true to his wife like a good Southern Boy ?
>>66702156
Better than no tits
>brother wants to switch to MotD
What do lads?
>>66702200
High test as fuck.
Why did the autistic shitskin wear camo pants today?
It's a disgrace Tbh
>>66702232
Make her watch it with you
>>66702258
tell him to fuck off
>>66702252
>married at 23
Fuckin yanks
>>66702232
Invite her over for Masters and chill
>>66702232
No you don't
>>66702252
He's not married, but he's in a long term relationship with his high school sweet heart.
>>66702226
>socks
>in bed
>>66702232
quit being a fag
you're literally slowing the progress of human evolution
go put your D in the P
Rory is kill
>ball right in front of the tree
top kek
>>66702169
he's outdoing a lot of people m8
its half past 2 and Rory's hit it into the woods again
>>66702281
>You will never be Jordan Spieth
What's the point of living? ;_;
>Working from home not doing shit
>Just fucked GF (shit was cash)
>Watching Spieth dominate moving day at Augusta
Who /Comfy/ as me right now?
>RORY
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Ivanka is exemplary wife tbqh
>rory falling apart.
how does he have the strenght to keep picking up the club at this point?
>>66702304
the continued existence of the hominid
>Dechambeau
GET THIS LITERAL MEMEING REDDITOR FAGGOT OUT OF GOLF REEEEEEEEE
>+2
kek, fucking college boy
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>>66702283
how is that a bad thing?
>>66702312
Thick
>>66702308
>wasting your energy on fucking
wew
>non links golf
Trash
>>66702259
>High test
You have no idea what you are talking about
Kill yourself
>Langer
Sieg Heil?
Bernhard Train all aboard!
>>66702351
there's no rough at augusta it's basically links
>>66702304
I dunno as great as his life is, I'd probably miss my thick hair
>Langer
German nationalism is on the rise m8s
>>66702357
wow
take it easy man
Fourth Reich when?
shitty camera angle CBS thx
>>66702377 (check 'em)
It's a sign, lads.
>>66702373
There's trees fucking everywhere
who /almostflippedagolfcartover/ here?
>>66702312
Trumpsticks
bloop
>smylie
>white people names
also
>rory
>>66702379
High test is serious business
High test don't play around
>RORY
JUST
>>66702377
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>rory
My fucking sides
>RORY
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>RORY
RORS ELIMINATED
these semen slurping sports is not for me, lads
enjoy your weekend
>rory
Get BTFO eurocucks.
>lead pair make it to the amen corner stream coverage
>get to watch Rory screw the pooch from multiple angles
>RORY
>>66702416
Try running one off a bridge into a creek.
Getting banned from courses is the best.
WHERE HAVE YOU GONE ISLANDNIGGER
SHOW YOURSELF YOU ARROGANT TWAT
my brother wants to play 9 holes right now, i'll post my scorecard tomorrow
>>66702451
The back 9 easier today or will Spieth have a hard time extending his lead
>british flags disappear
>McLelroy
The pattern on Rory's shirt makes it look like he has bigger pecs
LGTSS
>Starving to death because you couldn't figure out how to grow potatoes
Daily reminder that 4 majors is more than 2 majors
fuck of speith fags, you bunch of cucks
willet for top 6 pls
>Rory
>yurofags
>the '''''''''future ''''''''' of golf
>>66702497
Aint even mad. Usually root for Tiger anyway. And Westwood.
>tato
n-no b-b-bully ;_;
>Everyone playing worse than shit
>roary
>>66702525
>signing with Nike
His career went to shit after that famalam, he'll never with another. Tiger was the only guy who could hit those trash clubs.
Coke boy is due lads
>>66702525
>Rory has NEVER won a Green Jacket
>Speith is about to repeat
>>66702568
that club looks like a giant straw and he's getting ready to snort a huge line off the green
>>66702568
due to choke again? he's trying his hardest to be Sergio
>Speth
Is spieth on the spectrum?
>Dat cute little bridge at 11
hahahhahHAHAHAHA
fuck off rory lol
>>66702566
the red driver is quite nice tbqh senpai, i played with a friend's once and enjoyed it 8/10
Total rory meltdown lads
>Speith hasn't given up the lead in the Masters for two years now
>tfw you will never be a groundsman at Augusta
>>66702525
>roots for a filthy foreigner
>calls others cucks
End your life
>>66702626
Yeah golf courses are allowed to look cool here. Links courses look like shit lmfao
i'm playing 9 holes i'll keep you posted
>>66702566
Still had the scotty cam in the bag most years which is most important tbqh
>+2
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