Sabathia vs. Pelfrey
New York
vs. DET RHP Mike Pelfrey
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF (L)
2. Brett Gardner, LF (L)
3. Alex Rodriguez, DH (R)
4. Mark Teixeira, 1B (S)
5. Brian McCann, C (L)
6. Carlos Beltran, RF (S)
7. Starlin Castro, 2B (R)
8. Didi Gregorius, SS (L)
9. Ronald Torreyes, 3B (R)
Detroit
vs. NYY LHP CC Sabathia
1. Ian Kinsler, 2B (R)
2. Justin Upton, LF (R)
3. Miguel Cabrera, 1B (R)
4. Victor Martinez, DH (S)
5. J.D. Martinez, RF (R)
6. James McCann, C (R)
7. Jose Iglesias, SS (R)
8. Mike Aviles, 3B (R)
9. Anthony Gose, CF (L)
>tfw when sabathia found god and had some life changing epiphanies in the off season and transformed back into a goat tier pitcher.
Surely cc will buck the trend of bad starting pitching
So I'm at the Yankee/Tiger game right now and I was watching the pre-game practice. This girl about 8 or 9 comes on the field, it looked like she had cancer so let her meet some of the players. One of the coaches had the idea of her throwing a few pitches to a couple of the players during batting practice. She threw a few pitches to Texiera. He swung and missed on them and told her she was a really good pitcher.
Next came up Arod, he was telling her to "throw the heat" and "not hold anything back." First pitch was kind of lobbed towards the center and Arod just crushed it to right field. He had a little smirk after he did that. Next pitch and he sent it almost 500 feet to dead center. He starting laughing and told her to throw a little harder. So next pitch she put a lot into it and Arod hit a liner up the middle missing her head by about 2-3 feet. At this point he was hysterical. When he stopped laughing he said it was alright and pointed to Sabathia and said, "You still throw better than him."
The girl walked away to her parents crying. I saw him walking up to them and I thought he was going to apologize but instead he just looked the mom in the eye and said, “I swing a big bat but I got a bigger bat in my pants.” Both parents were looking at him incredulously and he just takes step back and swing at an imaginary ball and goes, “An A-bomb for Arod!.”
I fucking hate Jacoby Ellsbury so god damm much. What a piece of shit signing that was.
>BOOOOOOOOOO
I am upset with Gardner
>Running on McCann
>>66695551
I'm amazed how quickly he lost so much weight. Prince Fielder could learn a few things from him
Fuck this roiding faggot
AN ABOMB FOR AROD
A god
Boo him and he only grows stronger
Alex Rodriguez is a homosexual
A BOMB
FROM
A ROD
Nice meatball pelffag
Fuck yeah Arod. Maybe Girardi knows what he's doing
>>66695627
>Mmmm it is high, it is far, it is......GAAAAAN!!! AN A BOMB, FROM A ROD
That ball was on the outer part of the plate a Arod was still able to drive it to deep center.
A-Rod's still got it!
Don't worry tiger fans cc will give it right back
>Detroit
Why the fuck is fucking soccer on Fox right now and not baseball?
Literally why would you put on a sport with no ads that only appeals to impoverished illegal Mexicans instead of baseball?
CC pls
that's awesome Swisher is coming back
>swisher back on the yankees
We 2009 now
>Doesn't give up a lot of walks
>Gives multiple walks
>Doesn't give up a lot of HRs
>Gives up homer
>>66695854
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>>66695860
>>66695854
>>66695854
>another bloated over the hill player that can't do anything but dh
>Upton
Pls
>>66695832
The liberal media hates America. America's past time is boring! Come play and watch soccer instead! Zero-zero ties are so exciting! You don't have to think about anything since there are no plays! Just run around a lot.
More like CC So-fat-ia haha lol
Miggy must hate Upton lel
>>66695891
he going to minor league nigga
CC will pitch well until the fifth inning when he will implode, like clockwork.
Good job CC. Now 8 more of those.
Good afternoon, 4chan pals!
Sorry because can't be here yesterday... That's why Yankees lose...
But now, I'm here so Yankees will win Tigers!
Go Yankees!
Good afternoon fellow fanatics of the Detroit Tigers. I am here for a new exhilerating season of baseball.
I hope everyone had an off season where they really tested their knowledge and studied up on fascinating subjects, such as astrophysics.
I will be delighted to share that I had a cerebral off season and have prepared myself for another long grind. How do we feel of the prospects of this season? Has experimental research been done to critically analyze the team? I am eager to hear.
Stay cerebral,
Bossmus
>>66695957
Hi panama
SWISHER
W
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H
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>>66695926
I bet the Jews are behind this.
>>66695965
Brad I heard you have an Ivy League education. Care to elaborate?
>>66695957
it's panabro time
>tfw president trump will throw out the first pitch of 2017 at yankee stadium
Fuck Pelfrey
>>66695965
I learned that I like it when my gf puts her finger in my butt when she blows me Brad.
>>66695999
Trips confirm
>>66695999
Feels good.
Any other Yankee fans here cringe whenever Gardner tries to steal a base? He's the worst base stealer ever considering how fast he is.
>>66695992
I let my actions speak for my background. If you want to attend a formal dinner at my house at a later time, I will be happy to make an appointment. We can delve deep into the subject matter that is extraterrestrial life forms.
>>66696046
Ye, hes not even that fast anymore. Even 40 year old a rod has a stolen base.
holy fuck, pelfrey is SHIT
>>66696040
Enjoy 9/11 2 when it happens
Do your thing Castro.
fuck detroit desu
Could we really not find anyone better than Mike Pelfrey to waste 16 million dollars on?
>>66696069
He slid about 15 feet too early that last attempt
pelfrey is gonna out-shit sabathia
gg stankees
game tmrw will be cancelled btw
>>66696093
Rather just let Fulmer pitch that run this old fuck out there.
Wait just a minute
McCann and McCann same pos same number same name
>>66696138
I thought they were related too, especially since they look alike
LIL LOOPER ALERT
>>66696138
Mind=blown
PELFREY GET THE FUCK OFF THIS TEAM YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT!!
based didi
Didi is probably the greatest Yankee shortstop since Derek Jeter
didi
i
d
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Didi is ELITE
Didi just keeps leveling up
He just needs to get to the library in the clubhouse and get the brain working a bit more.
Upton is lazy. Run hard and that's an out
>>66696209
I want you to die Brad.
>>66696171
>>66696173
>>66696175
>>66696176
>>66696177
>>66696175
Who is this lovely plastic woman you seem so fond of posting my bean loving friend?
>>66696242
That is not very friendly, anonymous. Care to talk about it in my free time. Maybe we can compromise, like cerebral gentleman.
>>66696245
That is one dark motherfucker.
Joe Should start warming up the bullpen in the 5th, just in case.
>>66696264
Kate Upton official Yankees mascot
>>66696303
yes lad
>>66696317
>born in MI
>dating a player that has been in MI for a decade
>wears yankees garbage
what a dumb whore
CC doesn't look bad so far. Hopefully he doesn't hit a wall after the 3rd or 4th like last season
>>66696303
That's Kate Upton? Jesus with all the airbrushing and makeup it hardly even looks like her.
>Giving up a Homer to Memeriguez
>Upton being a lazy fuck not running
>>66696330
>>66696330
I think she's been tigers only since she started dating JV
Phew! The electricity gone away twice...
Did I loose something good?
>>66696347
Says the person who feels the need to trip lel
>>66696330
ISHIG
>>66696330
>He mad
>>66696356
so if Sanchez, Zimmermann and Verlander are good this year, we go above .500, right? fuck pelfrey and boyd or whoever else is 5th right now. i guess norris > boyd
>>66696356
give taxes
is it really snowing? holy sheet
>>66696330
build wall
>>66696339
really? i dont see her that much different
Arguing over the apparel that a kind woman wears is senseless. Let us concentrate our cerebral minds on the fine American game of baseball.
>>66696405
Norris return
WHEN
H
E
N
>>66696405
Green is pitching until Norris is back.
>Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live
>>66696436
i hope something is different from last year
I can honestly say that at no point did I ever hate A-Rod
>>66696425
i like this meme
more games v tigers pls
>The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
>>66696425
>>66696463
SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP BRAD AND GO TELL YOUR STARTING PITCHER TO STOP BEING SHIT!
>>66696405
Honestly, I'm secretly working in a free electricity provider machine!
based bradposter is back
>>66696430
i think i heard end of this month
>>66696503
??? sounds top secret :3
>>66696405
>>66696430
>>66696436
Mfw people still live in Detroit.
>Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
>>66696487
>enjoying bradposting
It's just a horrible constant reminder that Brad Ausmus is still the manager of this team.
>>66696532
Nice Brad. May I save it kind sir? It gets my cerebral juices flowing.
>>66696546
This quote might help you, my friend.
>Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless
>>66696546
I dont think any team is fully satisfied with its manager
>>66696622
I've been waiting for this to posted again, saved
>>66696622
Do cusb fans hate maddon?
Jesus Christ
>>66696622
Yes, but are all managers as cerebral as Bradley Ausmus? I think not!
>>66696608
Do you have a quote to get your team to hit the fucking baseball?
May I ask why Sabathia is the top earnier in Yankees?
Detroit is going to finish the season ________.
???
>>66696710
Bankrupt
>>66696704
Current top-earner bud, he's a vet at this point and actually used to have stuff
CC
SI SI!
>>66696645
fun fact: this was from the nuñez game
>>66696668
dont think so, but still, every manager has some stupid thing that he cant stop doing
>>66696704
All that food costs money.
>>66696698
Patience, grasshopper. Good things come to those who wait
Any warmer and that's a dinger
>>66696728
Holy shit my sides still ache from this game when he threw to first
>>66696764
I hate you
>>66696710
Tbh I'm thinking >we will have a decent season and barely miss the postseason
>From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back. That is the point that must be reached
Detroit literally looks like Newark. But less safe
Pelfrey is so shit. Is he Jewish? How is he on this team?
The Yankees will finish the season _______.
???
>JD
>>66696710
In the retirement home, just like they did last year.
>>66696803
>>66696710
this, we'll go .500 and finish top 5 in total runs scored
>detoilet
>>66696878
World Series Champions
>In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual
NOBODY SCORED??!
I want to see a grand slam! Go Yankees!
>BTFO
Lol at beltran pulling sunflower seeds in his pocket and tossing a handful in his mouth
>>66696920
safe baserunning
Take this faggot out
>>66696828
Downtown is v nice and v safe
Didi is a great ballplayer
pellfrey sux
>I demonstrate by means of philosophy that the earth is round, and is inhabited on all sides; that it is insignificantly small, and is borne through the stars
>this shit fielding
its always good to see iglesias work
LELSBURY COMES ALIVE
Kill yourself Pelfry
thank you based lelsbury
PELFREY YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT!!!! DIE
kek. bases clearing triple
Detroit wasted 8mm a year on this guy?
Based Spics
Thank you based keksbury
Tacoby
What a horrible fucking pitch lmao
See? Yankees are winning just because I'm watching the game! :)
>>66696999
You pic related?
>>66696999
should have been 3 outs already
>tiggers pitching
>tiggers defense
why were people hot on this team again?
t. jays of the al central
Computer's gonna die, see y'all later
Go Yankees
Bring back Price and Scherzer
>>66697026
Yup just fuck my shit up
tigers can still win
>>66697039
JDIMSA
>I-If they can keep it to 4 runs CC will shit the bed
>bring in new pitcher
>immediately hits Gardner
>23
>first pitch
>hits the batter
things arent lookin too good guys
>>66697086
JUST
>hitting the batter and your catcher's nuts
>>66697047
>detoilet delusion
this is now a sure thing. joe will pull cc as soon as he starts looking shaky (3, maybe 4 outs from now) and the back of the game will be the bullpen. So, gg.
no wonder kc is the new best team in al central
Tigerbros how do you feel about your playoff chances?
The offense looks good and starting pitching as well
should have been 3 outs already baka desu senpai
Can we have Zim back?
A-Rod you shit that was a meatball.
A-Rod has to be washed up, he HAS to be
> those bullshit strikes
>>66697086
he's the blake bortles of baseball?
>>66697117
They'll be good if we cut Pelfrey and Brad causes minimal damage.
>>66697173
This must be your first Yankee game
Trust me guys, this is part of the plan. Average Earthlings would never understand the cerebral aspect of baseball games.
>Kinsler ground out
>Upton strike out
>Cabrera ground out
>>66697159
Sure if you give us back Max.
Inc cc collapse
Ccs perfect game has been lost
CC imploding right on queue.
Here's how it starts
Yay Bradposting is back
>>66697188
fucking kek
it begins
Panic?
>>66697240
>>66697246
>>66697248
>>66697253
Every fucking time. I can't wait for these old shits to be gone so all of that cash can be spread out to bring in some fresh blood.
Ty based Upton
I can't wait for chapman desu
Sabathia looks like he is wearing a very bland clown costume.
Cabrera confirmed jew
Guess who's coming back?
>>66697321
He definitely looks like an alcoholic.
>>66697259
it continues
pls no i want comfy lead game
I got this
>>66697321
Like the Clown from Punch Out NES game!
:D
>>66697350
No thank you
>>66697350
For what? As a janitor?
It begins. The cerebral uprising.
>S-Sabathias pitching, c-cant wait for the Yankees f-fags to disappear
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
EAT SHIT YOU SUBHUMAN FUCKS
>>66697260
Did you kidnap this girl?
>>66697372
>>66697374
He's currently at a Yankee MiLB training camp with a deal in the works.
>>66697392
Again, for a janitorial position?
>>66697392
Yeah I know. Doesn't mean he'll ever come up. The BRAVES cut him for gods sake.
>>66697392
>2009 Swisher
CC implosion happening
CC PLEASE
>>66697390
noo
>>66697385
>as he walks the bases loaded
When can we take this fat fuck out back and put him down?
CC you are fucking trash.
oy vey the goyim are beginning to realize the plan.
>>66697385
YOU DID THIS
COLLAPSE
This let's just let him walk everybody strategy from Brad is very cerebral.
>loaded with just dingers up
PLS
It's like I'm watching the Blue Jays during the 8th inning.
>It's a CC implodes episode
>>66697482
Good good. Let it flow through you.
>>66697463
DELETE THIS
Send JD back to Mexico.
>JD
Pitching well!
oh god the tigers if they fail to score here...
>>66697541
>>66697367
Nope
Cerebralposting > uptonposting
CC is literal fucking trash.
MCCANN
BASED MCCAAN!!!!
>>66697623>>66697622
what happen
It's sad to watch CC at this stage in his career. He should have retired after the rehab stint
cc pls...
>>66697607
its actually supposed to be girlposting but nobody is contributing
>>66697385
CC for fucks sake
>>66697645
Why would he retire when he can continue to get paid a king's ransom for standing around losing games? It's the easiest job in the world.
>>66697641
2 run single
KEK BASES LOADED AGAIN. BASED IGGY
>CiCi's Pizza
kek
KEK
K E K
>>66697663
>>66697645
>should have retired
And give up his shekels? He doesn't have enough honor.
>>66697645
>forgoing all those shekels
>RISP
>Yankees
Wew lad
GOD DAMMIT!!
that could have been a lot worse, but im mad that next inning is top of the lineup again
>Detroit
>I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self
>The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
