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Upcoming MMA events:
4/10 - Rothwell vs JDS
4/16 - Evans vs Teixeira
4/23 - JBJ vs OSP
Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA
Weigh in (11:30AM est): https://youtu.be/tX1mpfmgQF0
MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/OIrZFSrYcGg
>UFC On the Fly
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/R-k6kcufykk
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/ZCMbPK5kDAM
>Legal free fight(s)
Evans vs Griffin: https://youtu.be/Lx-28yB8vP0
JDS vs Mir: https://youtu.be/sp-ivre9GwY
OSP vs Krylov: https://youtu.be/D0W8_1gsHAs
Rothwell vs Mitrione: https://youtu.be/TE7D3vqyK8E
i want to see people get kicked in the head while they are on the ground
>>66693242
dayum nigga
>>66693262
Post the one with dislocated knee cap.
>josh
![11899840_410569689152997_5743699647157425552_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NCVge7P.jpg "11899840 410569689152997 5743699647157425552 n[1]")
Claim your fightfu
>>66693281
Faber in the crowd, green shirt
>>66693307
Anastasia Yankova, no pics because mobile phone.
USA Vs Cuckland
>>66693220
>>66693242
>>66693262
>knee webms
>no Remy Bonjasky
you need to step up your game
this lass is an MMA fighter making her pro debut next month. how does she do lads?
guys, should I get a pizza or 2 pizzas?
>>66693289
Sauce pleaseeee. Who's this Angel???
>>66693374
>she will never sit on your face
>>66693375
3
USA USA USA
>>66693374
TEST OVERLOAD
JDS will be the first death in the UFC, check.
>>66693374
Berrymydickinher ass.jpg
>>66693374
>>66693289
No fat bitches pls
>>66693374
I'd let her sleepy me with ass to face choke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX1mpfmgQF0
WE
ARE
LIVE
>>66693418
ireland is that you
>>66693289
>in the 90s women used to lipo their asses
WE ROLLIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX1mpfmgQF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX1mpfmgQF0
>>66693360
All that blood in the mat, did some one get stabbed?
![Gabi-Garcia.0_standard_709.0.0.0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0j8Lf2o.jpg "Gabi-Garcia.0 standard 709.0.0.0[1]")
If you're not attracted to Gabi Garcia, you're a shitlord.
>>66693418
Nice proxy, Ireland.
>picking Rothwell over JDS
This is how you expose yourself as a disgusting casual.
>showing jds knocking out hunto
DELET THIS REEEEEEEEE
Actual weigh ins aren't happening for a fair bit guys
>>66693333
why does this never happen inside the cage?
>>66693375
Stfu mirco i bet I could take you down
>>66693455
Jon Jones-esque reach
>>66693474
i know, we are just scouting bulls. im picking tyrone to fuck my wife until now
ALESSIO DI CHIRCIO
our italian boy
>>66693474
nvm lads
>Srpski Čelik
>>66693449
I want her to shove me around and pin me down on the bed
>>66693474
>you
>>66693445
What he means about this?
mirin those two desu, problem is they are not black or arab so i cant pick them to be my wifes bulls, shame.
OH SHIT JARED
>>66693340
kek
>>66693307
>>66693355
also, aleksandra albu, miesha tate, megan anderson, randa markos and cat zingano
yes, i multi fightfu
>>66693531
I thought Mafia man said they weren't happening for 50 minutes after the Q&A ended
>Cannonier
>UFC Zagreb
>no Croats vs Serbs fights
What am I supposed to shitpost about now?
>Yves Edwards
Stop
lobov tier reach on that cuck
>>66693554
and latorneau, shevchenko and karolina kowaceviz or whatever the fuck is spelled
>>66693578
>"the killer gorilla"
>>66693583
ikr
is he Dana's personal friend or what
BASED GOODEN
SCOTLANDS BRAVE
MY BOY
>>66693583
Don't bully Thugjitsu
I bet Buffer could heem both of those manlets.
>>66693630
>goes fishing with Horiguchi
he's living my dream
>>66693661
Can't wait for her to make her debut
>>66693630
hope he's on commentary, he was really good with Kenflo
>>66693445
What he means about this?
>"THIRTY FOUR!!!"
>"eh....ehhh... one turty one!!!"
Why are Croatians so fucking stupid?
>>66693661
Well yeah. Don't forget, Buffer beat the shit out of Trigg in an elevator once.
>from Dubrava
kek
KEK
KEK
>turk looking croatians
didnt know that you guys also looked similiar
btw not trying to insult
this lass is an MMA fighter making her pro debut next month. how does she do lads?
PEJIĆU JEBI IM MAJKU!!!!
>>66693676
who has she signed with? the ultimate fatty championship?
Taisumov! Been a while.
>>66693711
What weight class lightweight?
>>66693721
Yeah she's fighting Ronda
this abraham lincoln looking motherfucker taisumov is a beast lads keep an eye on him
>watching the weigh ins
>dad walks in
we /hightest/ now.
bruce looking like shit btw
Where tf is this dude finding girls that are about to debut in MMA??
>>66693746
overeem's separated at birth sister?
>>66693734
not sure tbqhwy lad
>watching the weigh ins
>dad walks in
mum's husband walks in
Curtis Blaydes is going to cuck ngannou. Francis was gifted a stand up and random clinch break his last fight. He showed no ability off his back other than holding on and waiting for the ref. Blaydes is an absolute munster wrestler who has spent time grappling with elite fighters. He is going to tko ngannou in the second via ground and pound.
>>66693695
kek
Chris Camozzi-eque in his chest piece is Perez, Gooden
>watching weigh ins
>my wifes son wants me to clean his car
what do?
>>66693707
He's from Dubrava, our ghetto filled with refugees from 90s
>>66693783
i lold
>>66693764
wow, did Ngannou fuck your gf or something?
what a.. great staredown there
>>66693783
knock him the fuck out
>>66693785
but he did have a yugo name
explain that then
>>66693783
say 'ngannou is next bitch, i cant I CANT''
>>66693805
>breaks down skillsets
>lol must be personal
>>66693746
We always /hightest/.
>>66693707
Croatia is a transitional country and was a part of many different empires and what not in the past 1300 years. As a result many people here are mixed and often don't look anything alike.
For example, I'm half-German and look more like some Swedish fuckboi than a Croat.
>>66693809
dubrava is neighbourhood, nothing to do with that. he's just ugly.nothing to explain 3bh, we are slavs
Why didn't they do the rematch with Dalby and that Brit?
They were both undefeated and went to a draw
Perfect rematch material
hello is this the mma general?
my wife wants to know where to watch the francis ngannou weigh-in, she cuts his hair on the weekends.
>>66693809
http://imehrvatsko.net/namepages/view/family_name/prezime-pejic-2
Affirmative action: the analyst team
>>66693840
Nah let them meet again further down the road
Stanciu a cute
damn she was cute until she smiled, keep that mouth closedm
MARYNA A CUTE! FUCK
cutie fight
CUTIE FIGHT
I want more of Moroz
i wanna cuddle both of them :3
why are the qts 115? all those 135 bitches are ugly
>Jan the can
IGOR POKERJACKS
comentator said ''and now comes probably the most important fight for croatian fight...igor pokrajac. '' lele, nobody gives a shit about him here 2bh
>pokrajacs tits
wew lad
statham looking motherfugger
>>66693930
I've never seen a frog so smug
>>66693915
>not appreciating larger women
>>66693915
They don't have as much muscle and retain more femeninity
>>66693962
this
>>66693941
He's gotten the best reaction thus far from what I can tell
>>66693930
high test
I remember enjoying Tim Johnson's UFC debut
Giga nigger incoming
>Cro cop didn't even fail his drug test
>he could be fighting tonight if he wasn't a goof and told everybody he used HGH
Look at the fucking tits on this nigger holy shit
>Curtis Blaydes
>his nips are actual blades
>>66694003
kek
RAZOR BLAYDEZ
3XL GLOVES
CARWIN TIER??
>>66693971
cause crowd felt like they must
NGANNOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
B I G
U
L
L
N G A N N O U
G
A
N
N
O
U
MY STEPSONS DAD
>>66693983
Is that his wife? Holy shit, she's thick as fuck.
wow what a beautiful man
>>66693998
big tubular rousey tits
>>66694017
Disgusting most women here are built like this and get pregnant in high school
>>66694027
Rafael dos Cuckos
>He made Cro Cop tap from GnP
No he didn't
>>66694027
>his wife's son
>>66694027
>my wife's son
>>66694027
>son of his wife
>>66694040
>Disgusting
>>66694040
tell me more
>>66694040
>he didn't spend his high school days cumming inside thick qts
>>66694053
>>66694054
>>66694060
If he has a son too doesn't that make them even?
>>66694040
>puerto rico
GONZAGA IS SHOOK
This is fighting, not bodybuilding you cucks
>>66694094
then why are bodybuilders the most successful cagefighters?
Who is this Donald Sutherland looking guy reading the scale?
>Prime JDS will never come back
>schaub
every time
>>66694129
#legalizeTRTforLegends
junior looking chunky there. based USADA
Is Rothwell your boy /heem/? He's my boy.
Ben Rothwell is so autistic
>>66694139
>JDS
>legend
stretching it
>>66694165
get fucked
>>66694040
got any pics senpai
>>66694164
thats why he's our boy my white friend
how would you rate those weigh ins
>>66694192
5/10
>>66694192
ngannou
good amount of bulls.
decent amount of twink bois
10/10
>>66694192
Completely boring.
>>66694192
Non english announcer and no rogan
5/10
>>66694225
me on the left
>>66694192
no near scuffles 0/10
>>66694192
5/10
+meme sunglasses
+heavyweights
++first UFC weigh in for 3 weeks
- No Dana
- Tyron
- Yves
>>66694156
Seems like a nice guy, but he's just not boy material for me. I still wish him well.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BD_ErC6mTu6/
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
Akhmat Fight Show stream
Zagreb is for ngannou. Join the tam while you still can.
>shitposting on heem
>wifes son wants me to pick him up from college
what do?
>>66694256
>+heavyweights
you do know it might turn into the worst main card of the year right?
always be wary of more than 1 heavyweight fight in main card
>>66694292
divorce
>>66694285
good lad
>>66694285
ah yes, that famous zagreb commie block
>>66694285
I'm literally on the other side of that building.
>>66694330
Get over there and get in his guard bro
>>66694330
get in his guard bro
Remember to train jiu jitsu 3x at least
reminder
>>66694330
you are shitting me
>>66694327
nope, THIS is the commie block
>>66694381
Them Hank Hill genetics
>>66694330
Fight each other
>yfw we /ngannou/ now
when is he gonna come back to america so he can fuck my wife again?
>>66694384
Sa druge strane Vukovarske.
>>66694381
>bruce scarf
could he be any gayer?
>>66694284
lol, they have a ripoff lenne hardt
>>66694330
Smack that British cunt please
>>66694422
a bog te jebo hahahah...trnje ko portoriko kaj me gledaš bum te spiko
>>66694428
bruce crushes puss lad
>>66694422
post your balcony view
>>66694449
wew lad
>>66694422
It's happening, lads.
>>66694402
I can be your wife's ngannou
>>66694485
Is Johny Hendricks totally done, or will he rise from the ashes?
>>66694463
>old phone is dead
>new phone arriving on Monday
I cba dragging my PC and webcam to my balcony.
>>66694485
hendricks will be great again!!!
>>66694381
this is exactly what my wife looks like after she insisted on losing the baby weight. sometimes i wish a stranger would walk up and permaheem me
>>66694485
Mazzagatti with the early stoppage.
>>66694439
>portoriko
puerto rico getting btfo
>>66694485
>Second shot hits his shoulder
>'knocks' him out
FIXED
>>66694499
kek
>>66694522
KEK
>>66694515
drag that shit to the balcony
good lads
>>66694512
>USADA banned his steaks
He's done.
>>66694381
too much ass
Vagab Vagabov got ban at WSOF for hitting his opponent after the ref stepped in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmtd6xM9k4I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmtd6xM9k4I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmtd6xM9k4I
>>66694439
What he meant about this?
>>66694502
are you 6'4 256, ripped and black?
>>66694553
huge if true
>>66694555
literally nate diaz -tier hood gangsta gibberish. i can't translate this, don't know how so it makes sense
>>66694553
lol the cheeky little standing hammerfist, i like it
remember when Ryan Benoit kicked Sergei Pettis up the arse after beating him?
>>66694548
I can't live without my daily schaub/browne/pearson heems
>>66694611
Ronda looking tasty THICK
>>66694611
>she deleted this off her insta
YOU JUST KNOW
>>66693449
Is that cyborg on the left? She's looking a little better
>>66694555
>there's more Croats in Germany than in Croatia
>Gercuck still doesn't speak Croatian
You should learn it before it becomes official language.
lads does anyone have a live to a stream of the Xplosion Fight Series? It's an Estonian kickboxing event
am i gone insane or at least 4 people are typing under croatian flag?
>croats and britbong confimed for best MMA fans
>>66694643
audible kek
>>66694600
>literally nate diaz -tier hood gangsta gibberish
This.
I was gonna go fight the guy but he might be Cro version of Diaz so fuck it. I ain't taking that risk.
>>66694647
got postponed due to severe ducking
>>66694659
euros going to zagreb + croatians coming out of the woodwork
>>66694634
Got loads of nasty cuck comments on it, wonder what her husband thought.
>>66694659
its basicly the usual 2 croats + 2 casual fans
Lads, who /hype/ for Big Bull Joshua tonight?
>tfw no QT Rose gf for Joshua and Ngannou to double team
>>66694673
really? how long is it postponed?
Probably old video by now, but holy shit does Luke rub it in. Poor fucking Weedman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIhuOEjhRvI
>>66694659
3 of us and one brit guy
1 reach guy
1 meme guy (Me)
1 gay Ngannou doomsday prepper guy
>>66694710
>tfw no rose gf for ngannou
>>66694730
>1 gay Ngannou doomsday prepper guy
That might be me (britbong), I cuck post a bit about Ngannou but another corat posted a pic with /Ngannou/
>>66694730
yeah, i thought so. i'm reach/diaz guy. might be as well ngannou guy :l
>>66693449
Gabi Garcia!
>>66694730
You forgot me.
gabi garcia
>>66694741
>SV
Completely forgot about these guys.
Is Ngannou a meme or should I place a bet on him?
>>66694741
I refuse to accept this as an actual event that occurred wtf man
>>66694793
She looks so much more feminine from this angle.
I was looking through the posts and thoight the fight was on now kek. I'm watching FS1 right now and there's something called UFC Breakdown on. Is this just a thinly veiled Unibet thing? If it is Nigganou, Gonzaga, Rothwell parlay is free money.
>>66694805
for real? i think will be a close fight. don't bet on that pair.
http://strawpoll.me/7324761
http://strawpoll.me/7324761
http://strawpoll.me/7324761
important strawpoll lads
>>66694805
Are you suggesting that you would not place a bet on him if he was a meme?
>>66694828
A.J vs Bader -tier victory for ngannou on poll
>untested euro HW (the one division where an undefeated record matters least) that showed holes in his ground game
>facing a wrestler
Yeah what could possibly go wrong
>>66694878
i know, he is truly our official bull now
>>66694889
Ngannou heems Blaydes, Blaydes is still very raw on the feet and will get chewed up
>>66694823
Shit I thought the hype was legit, what's a good first round finish bet on this card?
>>66694922
Guess we'll see tomorrow
>>66694929
ngannou vs blaydes lad
boys how can we get Ngannou on the next season of Dancing With The Stars?
>>66694969
have to find him a qt white girl to dance with first
>>66694969
>>66694993
yes, and rose
ngannou + rose = <3
Fucking it I'm going in on Ngannou, I better get some memebucks
>>66695019
good man
i'll take a piece of paper with /HEEM/ written on, and if i find ngannou tomorrow i'll take piccture with him holiding that piece of paper. i swear
>walk into your bedroom and see this
what do?
>>66695073
call gator boys and btfo
>>66695073
hes going for the rko bud, just stay down
>>66695062
if he asks what it says, say it means fighter in croatian
>>66695062
Going to be irrelevant when he goes 1-2 and gets cut
>>66694645
But I'm Hakan!
>>66695062
make sure to get your wife or the gf in it. allow him to fuck them if he wants
>>66695102
if he gets the joke wrongly, and he thinks it says nigger and knocks me out? what do?
>>66694668
Carry a knive then and take him to the ground you pussi
>>66695153
You'll be the guy that got Ngannou banned from ufc forever
>>66694561
More like 6'6 ;)
>>66695153
Then we call CroCop so he can get knocked out too. You and Mirko will be heem buddies.
>>66694721
Awful interview. She kept cutting them off like children
M-1 global is live and free
http://youtu.be/tbmvr49Le2Q
http://youtu.be/tbmvr49Le2Q
http://youtu.be/tbmvr49Le2Q
>>66694828
>http://strawpoll.me/7324761
bro i think you need to get a life
>>66694774
You forgot me also
>>66695211
thanks lad, here is an Akhmat Fight Show stream for (You)
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
>>66695197
i sent you a pm with a picture of my wife and number, text me if you like my offer ;)
how come UFC haven't been to Moscow yet? I mean that American-Russian hate is just a fucking meme, i bet they would sold out Russian event pretty easy. Fedor vs. Werdum in Russia WHEN???
>>66695239
>my waifus reeee
your waifus are whores, get a pure one like miesha you pleb
>>66695259
They're doing there and Dagestan, announced it at some press conference
>>66695259
M1 territory lad, I think the local commission want an absurd percentage of the gate too
>>66695209
Kek
>>66695259
They've been saying for like 5 years that it's the year they'll go to russia maybe its a timezone or arena issue
>>66695259
they can do it if fedor isn't an absolute puss and a fraud.
>muh pride
>muh poo in loo cans
>>66695102
Post rican babes pls
>>66695252
I want you ;)
>>66695305
pretty sure they didn't lad, i remember thinking the same thing but they were just announcing which fighters were representing which regions or something like that
>>66695306
>M1
https://youtu.be/IV3yvOkooYA?t=4m33s
M1 is based as fuck.
>>66695334
listen I'm not gay okay? I just want you to fuck my wife
>>66695306
>local commision
who would that be exactly? I mean, sport is not illegal, they just must ask for free date at the local venue and talk to them about tickets and shit?
*blows up a school*
*has fun with Murr and Werdum*
>>66695248
M8 do you know where I can get a stream for this:
>>66694647
????
>>66693289
too much ass
>>66695423
>tf
>tp
>>66695377
But I'm in love with you baby i don't care about your waifu
>>66695411
He seems like a good guy
>>66695423
there is no such thing as too much ass, you are too much fag bro
>>66695409
not sure desu, just something i've heard. i guess there must be a reason why they havent been there yet
>>66695423
Too much potatoes
>>66695415
https://www.eliteboxing.tv/en/live/xplosion-fight-series
looks like a PPV, doubt anyone is streaming as its quite obscure
>>66695423
i agree, everything is good in moderation
>>66694713
until estonia stops being all talk (not any time soon)
Why is Rockhold ranked #1 at MW? It's still Mamed Khalidov IMO
I'm almost 25 should i train bjj?
>>66695586
BJJ is for dorks. Learn Sambo or Catch-as-Catch-Can
>>66695586
it's too late for you bro
>>66695586
im 19 and starting soon. doesn't seem too bad as long as you don't have aspirations to be a ufc champ or some shit
>>66695586
no. wrestling.
>>66695 tego calderon stfu and post puerto ricanas
>>66695578
It's all politics bro
>>66695578
agree, UFC is nothing more than a marketing tool. The fighters are promoted as the best in the world whereas in reality they are hardly top 5 in the world yet the Zuffa shills will still claim that UFC is the best organisation in the world.
>>66695578
>memer KSW champ
>The best
>>66695603
>>66695601
>>66695600
>>66695598
But all fights ends up on the ground i want to be able to choke peoples
>>66695640
if bjj were hard it would be called systema
>>66695622
>TUF noob: The post
>>66695640
sambo has submissions senpai
>>66695640
Learn the force then
>>66695663
I've never seen the extended cut before. When will one make his UFC debut?
>>66693983
She looks so happy to be with him.
>>66695640
>choking people
you are planing to go pro or what? choking on street is meme. rear naked choke is easy to learn without BJJ classes
>>66694768
He has a picture of his wife on his phone. How cute.
>>66695724
end 2016
>>66695663
>my mfw when they could heem everyone in here
>>66695796
>my mfw
Off the ca-ca-canvas right?
>>66693707
Pejic looks dinaric as fuck, learn your subraces you filthy pleb.
>>66695734
Yes I'm planning to go pro..i have kickboxing and football(cardio) background i think i could do pretty if i practice bjj
>>66695849
talk to me like that again i'll buy a ticket to skopie permaheem you
>>66695672
I'm not a slav fuck sambo bjj is the mst successful fight art
>>66695866
its not just about the sport, go figure what better suits you, agressive combat sambo, or wrestling, or bjj, or i don't know. try with the MMA gym where they practice everything so you can try everything.
>>66695894
>bjj is the mst successful fight art
lmao
yeah with the current rules but I wouldnt call that a 'fight'
>>66695909
I wanna try you, i bet i could choke you Abraham
kek, did I miss the weigh ins? wtf?
>>66695935
yeah you literally JUST missed it bro
Maryana Moroz vs Cristina Stanciu. Who you supporting /heem/, both are qt
Feed me Dana! Feed me!
>>66695894
>this guy
>im not slav
wtf
just because sambo is not popular in brazil and america doesn't mean shit. but something else maybe mean, sambo schools in germany may suck. look at nurmagomedov and fedor? they trained sambo.
>>66695964
We support Moroz she has all wins by finishing we need more people like her
>>66695894
didnt know you wanted to pull guard and suck dicks
>>66695894
Anyone who takes a fight to the ground in real life is a fucking idiot.
While you're hugging on the ground three of this friends will be dancing on your head.
>no fair it's one v one guys! Where's the ref?!!!!
>>66696029
this is true
throws and slams are god tier though, once a guy tried to stand with me I just picked him up and slammed him on a car
>>66696059
no you didn't
Why the fuck is Tate on UFC Tonight? She's a woman lel, she doesn't know shit about fighting.
>>66696081
why do you find it hard to believe
>>66695948
Why so early?
>>66696108
timezones. here is an hour, hour and half earlier then it is usualy in england
Less than 24 hrs until I learn if my boy is a meme or not
>>66695842
>tf
kek
>>66696172
he looks very serieus
>>66696192
>no cauliflower ears
Hold me if he gets sleepy/tappy/snappy on the ground
>>66696172
>those ears
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdvnCJrvSzQ
>please stay in my guard Luke
>>66696237
On the ground? highly unlikely, KOd? Maybe.
>>66693333
is he dead?
>>66696340
i hope so
>>66696357
Weirdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KwsxO789AQ&nohtml5=False
>been lurking /heem/ forever
>still dont know what heem means
>pls explain
>Wake up, Luke. it's all over.
>>66696340
Yep
Literally
The retard compressing his chest probably stopped his heart during the seizure
>>66696458
hungry, energetic, excitable manlets
>>66696458
here everyone expects memes
>>66696478
I'm suddenly very interested in his final physiological state. I don't see how he could look that stiff and lifeless and not be dead.
Head trauma is not to be messed around with.
>>66696458
here everyone exchanges memes
>>66696495
Wow! I thought they were going to fight, but then they started dancing!
>>66693165
Who is Habeeb faitin?
>>66696557
He was fucked up bro
When you coming down fake sage
>>66696648
some literally who
>>66696662
look outside fuccboi
i'm already there
>>66696751
Post an a pic of yourself in Bethlehem
Dont be scared
lads, are the screens in the arenas always the same size. how big are they? i hope i will not miss the fights because little shitty screens.
>>66696751
jeff pls go
>>66696751
punished sage pls go
>>66696261
you just know she wants it.
>>66695447
he's a rat who sold his friends
>>66696780
I'm right outside the McD's on Wyandotte
>>66696802
No every arena has their own screens
also we need more jon jones singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSrouF6tR8g
>>66696981
Maybe there friends where fucking asshole hmm?
Maybe he loaned his friend his copy of legend of zelda ocarina of time and he never gave it back, ever think of that?
>>66697005
>google maps
Timestamp
quick, hit your fight stance!
#fightpass @danawhite @pvzmma
>manlets
>>66697072
fuck off tyrone. im ordering lunch right now. when im done i expect you to be here.
Anyone gonna watch AJ smash that American tin can tonight?
>>66694017
The preferred womens body in brazil is larger than the preferred image of a woman in the US or Europe.They just like them a little thicker and i cant blame them.
>>66697128
someone hold my test
>>66697157
Anthony Johnson is fighting?
>>66697135
>posting pics of sage
>refusing to timestame
>blocking out the face like i dont know it sage
>even if it was you, blocking out the face as if we werent about to meet
Wew lad, if you drove down from New york you can timestamp with a street sigh
>>66696028
>>66696029
>>66695974
>>66695911
>>66695909
All this hate lol I'll fuck all of you just get in to my guard I'm reckless
>>66697229
yes, he already knocked out the guy. hes crushing rose's puss while pat is out kek
>>66697170
>preferred
They don't really have a choice. When BR girls start putting on some weight it goes right into their ass.
Same deal with Slav girls and tits. Cowtits everywhere.
>>66697243
Baited silly you
>>66697290
>he thinks bjj works in a real fight
lets see you getting kneed in the nuts while having the guy in your guard and getting your eyes gouged and his friends soccer kicking you in the face
>>66697318
>virgin detected
>>66697341
Implying i don't have friends who also looks like bully just like me
Implying i can't also dirty fight
>>66697359
I still cant believe people really thought this was an early stoppage
>>66697318
>Same deal with Slav girls and tits. Cowtits everywhere.
yeah whats up with that I went to bulgaria once and all the girls were round af
must be less xenohormones due less industrialization
>>66697341
>not wearing a cup everywhere you go
Holy shit m8 it's like you want to be cucked
>tfw no petite rose gf to prep for ngannou or rumble
>>66697419
Just prepare yourself
Why Greg Jackson chose Arlovski to be in his corner against Alistair and to train with him more? He wanted to make this fight even as possible?
Scale of 1-10
How much weaker than me are you?
>>66697410
my man italy your right
>tfw at home and wearing a cup right now
fuck you never know what may happen right, I better wear one
>>66697533
>wifes son sees me
holy shit hahahahahah
not your son? KEK
>>66697243
Don't show up then pussy. I knew you'd bitch out. Just finished my McDouble™ with fries, shit was so cash. I'll stick around in the parking lot for another 10 minutes. If you don't show up by then I'm heading back home.
I posted this a while back but I'm posting it again. This isn't fucking fair. He can't keep getting away with this. He even beat the current champ. Is there is anyone who remotely has a chance. I know Rumble does because of his power. But let's say he fails too. Is there any prospect you've seen, Bellator, ONE FC, WSOF, fighter who has the tools that has a good chance? Shit after Lil Nog on this list it's Pat Cummins, Corey Anderson, Latifi, Fedora Lord Nikita and Gian.
ANZU + ngannou = <3
>>66697591
Which lot?
>mfw I can heem everyone in here
>>66697693
real original post there
>>66697636
he said he will climb to heavyweight after three more fights.
>>66697715
Thanks, I thought of it myself
>>66697636
you know who can do it. being better isn't possible against jon, he is too complete a fighter, he is literally the goat.
only thing you can do is, believe in meme magic
>>66697693
think so?
>>66697687
Off to the right when you pull in.
>>66697693
I'm the least hit poster in here, how can you heem me if you can't even hit me?
>>66697462
Him and Andrei have a very close relationship according to a lot of people. When Andrei went full JUST after the Fedor fight and people were telling him to retire Greg was the one who helped him get back up. Plus Reem hasn't been there as long.
>>66697782
i can heem you with one hand tied behind my back lad
>>66697359
herb is a menace to society to be honest
>>66697792
Idk man it seems like it might be some racial stuff going going on.
>>66697762
Theres literally no lot there
stop shitposting you cunts
post boys
>>66697892
fuck off la
>>66697892
he'll never be champ
>>66697892
>cuck afraid to fight Jones without a full camp
>>66697910
when Jon dumps the belt, he could take damaged DC and Rumble
>>66697901
no u
>>66697910
he can beat jones
he already beat the dick sucker
>>66697921
>fighting the goat without a full camp
good one
>>66697868
what do you call this paved area right next to the building where people park their cars then retard?
who would you rather was your dad
rumble or jon jones
>>66697892
>post boys
>>66697693
6'4 turkriach here 18-3-1 mma and bjj brown belt also 94 kg try it big boy
>>66697989
ngannou
what did Cormier say to OSP again, that he would prep him for his wife?
>>66698001
post one of your fights and/or a timestamp
>>66698031
pretty much yeah, thats why he brought him to aka, he won't be able to fuck his wife for the meantime
I wish Cruz could cut to 125 so we wouldn't have to deal with Mighty Manlet as champ. Really wouldn't mind Cruz ruling over 2 divisions
>>66698031
pretty sure he said he wanted to SUCK that OSP
OVERLY SIZED PENIS
>>66698066
can tj make the cut?
>>66698066
Cruz would die making 125
>>66697974
Stay there
>>66698092
He might not beat MM tho
>>66696662
Tyrone pussied out everyone. Mark this down as a victory for me on the /heem/ 1 poster. Heading back home now. Maybe when he decides to grow some testicles and not pussy out after talking shit we can actually make a fight happen.
>>66696458
handsome euros exchanging memes
>>66698149
oh alright bud. i'm seriously tired of waiting for your ass but you have 5 minutes.
>>66698162
he'll give him a run for his money. cejudo will be rekt. after cejudo they will have some literal who from tuf. mm will legitimately be a goat if he beats cejudo
>>66698172
Dont leave
Im coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCLkasPsNHU
pride of eire desu
>>66698212
Cruz has already beaten MM
People think MM is one the best fighters in the UFC because he's the king of a shallow division
>>66698066
DJ's cool tho. He jokes about how he will never be popular, so hes going full nerd gamer
>>66698201
>5 minutes
Do you think i live there?
>>66698262
ffs how long will it take
>>66698253
benavidez murks everyone but mm keeps beating him. this is more of a lhw situation where jbj is just too good for everyone else lad. is lhw a shallow division too?
cruz is just too big for him
>>66698276
20 minutes
>>66698328
>is lhw a shallow division too?
actually yes, Lil Nog and Shogun are ranked in the top 10
>>66698359
fuck off. post something and prove you're not some random cunt.
>>66698253
In the cage, Cruz was at lest 10% bigger and heavier than MM. That alone can neutralize a huge amount of the skill difference.
>>66698453
He also had a broken hand and won
>>66698415
I live in Southside Easton
>>66698386
by that logic every division is shallow. most divisions have around 4 or 5 guys in contention lad.
fw
Conair
Aldo
Fronk
Halloway
lhw
>jon
dc
rumble
gus
maybe bader i guess?
>>66697990
is that a dude? cause i probably still would
>>66698489
that's not proof
>>66698253
Cruz looked like a literal giant fighting him and hs a fucking manlet himself. He was too big for him
>>66698034
I can post you many of my fights if you want so
>>66694828
>lads
this is startin to fuck me off
>>66698581
do it and post face with timestamp. otherrwise just fuckoff
>>66698523
Just wait for me faggot
>>66698581
any one of them would be fine
genuinely curious to see how good you are
>>66698066
Can you imagine a superfight between Cruz and McGregor? THAT'S WHAT I'D CALL AN ACTUAL BANTER.
>>66698624
relax la
>>66698653
cruz would need a hulk buster suit to fight that roided out manlet tho
>>66698470
That's just par for the course for him
>>66698647
fuck off. post some proof that you're tyrone or i'm heading off. i'll have been waiting here for your bitch ass for an hour by the time you show up, and you're probably not even him.
>>66698624
>potatopoors using the american internet
really starting to le grind muh gearz
>>66698653
this is the fight i really want to see, fuck fronk and >13 second hue
>>66698761
AWWWWWW SHEEEEEEIT NIGGA
>>66698581
H how about fight me, lanky fatty, and then post the video of the outcome
>>66698761
if I would ever to fight a black "man" I wouldn't require them to take a PED test, they'd have to take an AIDS test
NEW: >>66698843
>>66698824
>no one can take that left yeh
>>66698685
>>66698776
I mean:
>Cruz:
Height 5 ft 8 in (1.73 m)
Weight 135 lb (61 kg; 9.6 st)
Division Bantamweight (2008–present)
Featherweight (2006–2008)
Lightweight (2005–2006)
>Conor:
Height 5 ft 9 in (1.75 m)[1]
Weight 170 lb (77 kg; 12 st)[1]
Division Featherweight (2008-present)
Lightweight (2008, 2010, 2011)
IT WOULD MAKE SENSE I GUESS.
IT WOULD MAKE MONEY I GUESS.
IT WOULD MAKE US HAPPY I GUESS.
JUST SAYIN.
>>66698925
why is Cruz ducking Conor?
>>66698925
those height stats are false though
Cruz is actually 5'9 and conor is actually closer to 5'7
>proof
look at pic related right here, conor is wearing reebok pumps and urijah is barefoot here, look at the height difference
cont.
![33-Dominick-Cruz-Urijah-Faber-UFC-132-weigh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ADn6EGI.jpg "33-Dominick-Cruz-Urijah-Faber-UFC-132-weigh[1]")
>>66698925
>>66699013
here is cruz and faber, the're both barefoot in pic related
Look at the height difference, Cruz is clearly taller than conor
>>66699013
>>66699052
Which reinforces my fantasy matchup. PLEASE DANA DO THIS ALREADY AND DON'T CALL ME GOOF BECAUSE YOU KNOW THIS IS ANOTHER MONEY FIGHT.
>>66699013
>>66699052
>>66699087
>>66699089
also dont forget that conor is wearing a hat in the urijah pic, which gives the illusion of increased height
>>66698839 fighting so many people turns you humble
500
>>66694548
> strikes to the back of the head
2 fast 2 flagrant
>>66694793
>Tits: the afterthought
>>66698624
Let's keep going so you can be completely fucked off lad
>now fuck off
>>66693694
What?
