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CLE (7) @ CHW (1) B - 6th
NYY (0) @ DET (4) Final
TBR @ BAL 7:05
BOS @ TOR 7:00
MIN @ KCR 8:15
TEX @ LAA 10:05
OAK @ SEA 10:10
SDP (9) @ COL (5) T - 5th
PHI (2) @ NYM (7) Final
PIT @ CIN 19:10
STL @ ATL 735
HOU @ MIL 8:10
CHC @ ARI 9:40
LAD @ SFG 10:15
How you want your LCL senpai?
Red Sox
>toronto blow gays
A's btw
>>66677819
A FUCKING LEAF
Royals
>>66677823
who's the qt on the right
Milk
>>66677808
>How to trigger Cusb fans
>dexter fowler literally kills a teammate
lel
This is it bros. this is the year
>How do you want your injury, Kyle?
>JUST FUCK MY KNEES UP SENPAI
>>66677808
>>66677845
as a white sox fan I am extremely jealous
Mets
>Cubs try to force a man built like a fridge to become an outfielder
>he tears his fucking ACL
poetry
DO IT FOR SCHWARBY
WE'LL DO IT FOR SCHWARBY
First Rose
Then Cutler
Then Hossa
Now Schwarber
Why is Chicago so injury cursed?
Jints desu
Rate me and my bitch
>>66677781
There is always a plan B
>The dude built like a tank is the one out for a season
Sports are weird.
Why was that fatass in the OF anyways?
If this happened last year, ESPN would be going on about poor communication in the outfield and about how bad the Cubs must be
But this year the Cubs are on ESPN's good side
>>66677883
Lewd
So we lose swarby but still got Soler.
We're still okay unlike our South side counterparts.
>shit sox
>getting own out in your own home opener
Kek
KEK
I'd like this Lawrie meme to end also
and the avi meme should've ended years ago
same with the danks meme
>>66677974
oh wrong thread
guys why are the white sox so bad
All Lackey's fault that FUCKING FAGGOT
>>66677930
trying to hide his lack of fielding ability in left field because that donger game ridic
>>66677986
the who?
>>66678027
yeah
>E!SPN will use the Schwarber injury to start bitching about no DH in the NL
>>66677988
Lackey scapegoat?
Lackey scapegoat.
Also,
>tfw if someone slower than Fowler was in CF, there would have been no collision
>tfw if Szczr was in CF, Schwarber would've rekt that white boi
>tfw Fowler didn't get hurt because he has black man genetics and extra muscles and ligaments and shit
>tfw Heyward the Expensive didn'y get btfo
>tfw it could've been Coghlan
>tfw John Lackey fucking ruined EVERYTHING
guess the player
easy one to start out
>>66678041
Jason Bay's heir.
cutch
>>66678039
if a CF calls it its his, he has hierarchy, schwarber would know that if he actually followed the game instead of thinking about hotdogs and homeruns
Is it me or does Bautistas voice not fit his body?
>>66677930
>Maddon
>the padres have 11 runs
>>66678072
His salary doesn't fit his performance either
>>66678072
this is how i feel with donaldson. he sounds like he is still in puberty
>>66678069
>thinking about hot dogs and home runs
>>66678075
>Doyers
>>66678075
>every hat outside the US
Pretty sure those are Jays hats
>>66678087
>Coors field
Can the Rockies just move already so that this meme stadium can stop ruining baseball?
>>66678094
He literally sounds like a fat teenager. Thankfully he's goat.
>>66678108
man, that sex looks really gross and uncomfortable. Probably smells bad too
>>66678063
correctamundo
>>66678056
>Jason Bay
oh man, that was good times
next one, I'd give the difficulty 7/10 without cheating
>>66678108
>>66678121
>>66678138
This is what /pol/'s suppressed fetish for black man, white girl sex did to 4chan.
this is maddons fault he and his fucken meme lineup cards. Schawrb cant play the outfield memedon is to blame
For all of my momentarily depressed Cubs brothers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fs86CJGkqo
Jays sox thread?
is DG dumping his cuckold collection, or it it someone else?
Dirt infield looking good in Toronto
>>66678075
I don't get it you nascent memers, he's completely right. Do you think your team could even compete if the park was only ever filled by an elite club of hardcore fans? Do >(you) go to every single game and support your team or are you thankful for super casual, not-even-watching-the-game moms with kids etc that keep your shit show alive?
Lads, how do I turn on the glove indicator thing so the catcher shows me where he wants it?
>>66678173
Wtf was it before?
E
V
E
N
Y
E
A
R E S T O F L E A G U E B T F O
>Mets won
>Kyle 'fat fuck' Schwarber out for year
>just got called up on RTTS
Todays been real comfy.
>>66678175
>Canadians
>200% more memeball
i dont know if i can make it through the entire game
MLB should ban something to avoid this from happening again
>>66678125
jeromy burnitz
>>66678125
Ferando Vina?
Hello where is the Blue Jays game thread.
>all this booing
based toronto fans
>>66678230
landwhale/10
would not bang
>>66678226
Were you expecting anything less?
/m/
Soler's time to shine.
I'm not worried.
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>>66678182
I hope kyle doesnt see this, his self esteem will be shattered
>>66678230
She's sexy
>>66678230
Perfection.
>>66677893
Her 6/10
You 3/10
>>66678239
Do you know how I know you're a virgin?
how many runs will riveras terrible judgement cost us this year
im thinking under 20 but more than 10
>>66678247
that looks fake
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>mfw cusb fans aren't even butthurt because they're so deluded that their going to the worlds eries anyway
what a bunch of idiots. they've just lost a 3 WAR player.
>>66678230
Can I save this?
red sox @ jays
>>66678222
>>66678222
>>66678222
>>66678181
>Gints fans actually believe this
>Houston Asstros
t. Astros fan
>>66678230
Daisy Ridley's sexy voluptuous twin
>>66678230
>>66678230
This is high test, not the fatties that usually get posted
What's with this extra spicy shitposting?
White Sox BTFO.
And no the Shwarber injury doesn't please me.
>>66678230
Is that the girl from star wars?
WHO'S BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS!
>who sux
>>66678230
Would impregnate
>>66678316
Seems like /hoc/ doesn't like you for some reason
I am out of the loop when it comes to generals so I have no idea why or what is going on
>this thread
wtf
>>66678355
>>66678215
Yes! Was wondering someone would ever get the 2-grand-slams-in-one-inning guy!
Also, anyone have that gif of him getting trucked by Albert Belle?
next one is pic related
hockey sucks
canada sucks
>Piscotty runs neck first into Peter Bourjos's knee and is perfectly fine
>Kyle Schwarber gets in a minor collision and is out for the season
Lmao
>White Sux
>CLeaveland
>Roylels
>Singles
>>66677859
Cubs roster without him is still better than that shit you call a lineup
Lol here we go. Just wait until Soler is out with a concussion and then Arrietta finally tears his arm apart. Good luck!
>>66678306
>He thinks meme magic can be stopped
>>66678395
>he thinks meme magic exists
Who /blownoutathomeopener/ here?
Let's get together and feel. Padres take the cake though.
![KyleSchwarber[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oTDZaEr.jpg "KyleSchwarber[1].jpg")
>inb4 Cubs fans act all woe is me again
You guys showed your true colors last season. You are all arrogant fuckheads that know nothing about baseball and complain about everything that doesn't go your way. I don't wish injury upon others and I truly feel bad for Schwarber (if you ask me, this is career ending), but you faggots, you headphone-wearing binge-drinking trough-peeing rooftop-peeking faggots, deserve the heart wrenching news you just got. When the Cubs fall to the bottom again, don't expect the undeserved sympathy everyone gave you. Make it another century, senpai.
Who will stop this mad man?
>>66678434
>this butthurt who sux fan
>>66678146
He was better defensively than soler. Not a huge accomplishment though. He was just not good as a catcher at all though.
>take nap with padres rockies on in the background
>wake up to find my hand covered in blood from some random slice in my hand
>tfw your body subconsciously cuts itself to terrible baseball
Thank god I didn't have an AL game on. I'd be dead as fuck
>>66678478
>this eternally butthurt Shitcago Flubs fan
>Schwarber
The curse is on.
Who's next?
unless Rizzo or Arrieta go down, there is no reason to worry. They just can't handle all that depth.
>>66678434
>career ending acl
This isn't 1980
>>66678385
Arrieta is a meme player with a bad attitude, so he's destined to fall down naturally.
Fuck the cubs
>>66678545
Someone needs to dig up the "dwarfs" pic.
>>66678545
>meme player
Can we stop this already? He's a damn good pitcher.
>>66678540
Schwarber was not very athletic to begin with. He's probably going to be too out of breath to finish the rehab regimen. Not that he could field in the first place, but he needs to get traded to an AL team so he can DH. He will never put on a glove again.
>>66678517
funny thing is that Soler is probably better than at least 2/3 of the who's outfield
>>66678517
>>66678434
>tfw I'm a Sox fan who doesn't really care about Schwarber or the Cubs and am just distressed about that abysmal home opener and danks
Cubs are cursed
why do these idiots get their hopes up lol
>all of these salty cusb fans
>>66678561
i got you famalam
>>66678517
Arrieta.
Has a history of shoulder trouble and there's a lot of elbow action in his release. It's time.
royals twins
>>66678596
>>66678596
>>66678596
early thread because fuck all these off days
>>66678570
This. Schwarber is going to eat himself out of the league now, he doesn't have the work ethic to get through the rehab properly. His days of a catcher or outfielder are definitely done, he certainly won't be able to catch and squat behind the plate on that bad knee all game for a full season, and now he's going to be even slower and clumsier as an outfielder.
He needs to go to the AL so he can be like Pablo Sandoval and be a fat waste of air and DH and eat snacks in the dugout.
>doinks
>>66678636
Klayton Cershaw
>>66678570
>>66678619
did Schwarber fuck your sister or something?
>>66678613
2 teams I forgot still existed until last year
>>66678636
Who is David Price?
>baseball
>>66678643
Those are just truths, dude. Are you trying to tell me he's a good fielder? That he hits home runs?
>>66677781
I'm a Cubs fan... and I still find this funny.
>>66678643
No I just have two eyes and can see trouble lurking when a 23 year old professional athlete is that fucking fat and not a NFL Lineman.
If you think all he needs to do is get his surgery and he will be good as new next season, you got another thing coming, boy. That knee is going to feel the strain of that fat fucks body for the rest of his life.
>>66678663
I'm a Cubs fan and I made it (and this thread)
>tfw put it in the recycle bin after his x ray yesterday
>restored it after the MRI
>>66678662
Are you saying he doesn't hit homeruns? Unless you know the guy personally everything you said is complete conjecture.
>>66678246
Since you posted Gundam have some gundam character names
>http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2016/04/08/170852370/the-top-100-minor-league-player-names-of-2016
Schwarber is a big guy, but I've never heard anyone say he has weight issues
>>66678675
see: Pablo Sandoval
>>66678733
This. There are big guys who are literally all muscle. We have never seen Schwarber shirtless so until that happens I'm going to assume he's got a ton of muscle.
>>66678607
Never gets old.
>>66678733
Even if he doesn't have weight issues, he's not very athletic in the field. He is also simply a very thick man. A guy like him struggles badly with a double ligament tear.
>>66678699
>TOR OF Earl Burl III
>>66678699
I enjoyed your Meme Midgard, those are pretty ridiculous
>>66678434
I did the pee-wee herman dance when I heard the news.
>>66678733
Exactly. He's big but proportionally big, not just a fatass
>out
>for
>season
>>66678699
>61. LAA SS Nick Flair
>>66678805
He's got three fucking chins, that's why he grew out that ugly ass goatee. He's fat.
>>66678766
Schwarber is plenty athletic, he doesn't have much range but that doesn't make him unathletic
His rehab will go fine, even if he has lasting effects, he's not a ball player for his bat not his speed or defense
What team is the most cucked so far this season?
>Story
Sure. Just keep pitching to him.
TREVOR FUCKING STORY DOES IT AGAIN
>>66678699
>#1 Sicnarf Loopstok
>your parents hate you so much your name is backwards
also
>the Yankees once had a mascot named Dandy
da fuck
who will play Trevor Story in the ESPN 30 for 30: What a Story! The Trevor Story Story
>>66678898
>implying actors
have you ever watched a 30 for 30
>>66678875
the record to start the year is like 8 games in a row, right?
O T T O M A N E M P I R E
>>66678921
i was memeing you dip
>>66678699
>Joey Pankake
sounds like a fat mafia hitman
Cut off one head...
CUBS ON ABSOLUTE POOICIDE WATCH
>MUH MADDON IS THE MASTERMIND
THEIR PLANS HAVE BEEN POOPOOED
ITS
ALL
OGRE
holy fucking kek
Soon...
>>66678956
>justpretendingtoberetarded.jpg
>Trevor Story has as many home runs as the Royals, Pirates, Angels, Athletics, Mets, Marlins, and Cardinals combined.
>>66678642
>>66678651
>>66678994
>losing to that guy that changes his name constantly to reflect current events
terrible feeling
>>66678876
It debuted after the team's owner publicly stated that mascots were a pointless gimmick and during the same week that the Yankees player it was modeled after died in a plane crash.
dont re-sign niggers you fucking kike
Brewers stros thread where?
>Trevor Story has more home runs in 2016 than Rockies shortstops had in 1994 and 1995 combined
>dingers
lel get with the times who even does this anymore
Say Arrieta and Rizzo go down or something similar. Cubs season tanks.
Will there be a 30 for 30 episode on the 2016 Cubs?
>his team's catcher doesn't have a command center
Brewers stros for the 3 other people that care
No.66679148
No.66679148
No.66679148
>>66679186
Arrieta is not even good
>>66679186
no, it'd be basically the 2015 Nats
>>66679198
nice
>>66679050
>modeled after Thurman Munson
mind blown
that really fucking sucks
>not muh slide
Kill all old timers
>>66679191
noice get
>>66679198
noice links
What the FUCK is an LCL?
>>66679301
Penis ligament
>>66679301
some sort of knee ligament think its the outside one on the back of the knee but could be wrong
>>66679301
>It's an athlete shreds their arm or knee and you learn new ligaments episode
>preliminary results negative
what did they mean by this?
Why do the Cubs and their fans continue to spit in the face of Murphy the Goat? When will you realize you must repent for your disrespect?
>go to a baseball game
>Josie's On A Vacation Far Away starts playing
So, are people backing off a little bit of their pick for the Cubs to win it all? Who is the favorite in their place?
>>66679407
X-ray =/= MRI
>>66679445
song's called "your love", dog.
>>66679475
sticking with the Cubs, injury risk is taken into account when those predictions are made, no changing your pick now
Cubs have the death to absorb the loss
>>66679445
Is this ironic
i.imgur.com/LW2Wn6l.gifv
i.imgur.com/LW2Wn6l.gifv
i.imgur.com/LW2Wn6l.gifv
>>66679539
>.gifv
what the hell? is this a bastardization of .webm?
>>66679496
>>66679521
>not knowing the "It Ain't Me" meme
>>66679562
imgur sucks. there isn't really a good dedicated webm host site. gfycat has a 15 second limit
>>66679539
perfect
>>66679445
lel
i know beckham used to use it for the soxs and i want to say it was grafinino who did while he was on the brewers
>>66679606
I've just never heard of that extension before. I thought webms were OK on imgur too.
Chris Archer on suicide watch
>The City of Chris Archer
BAHAHAHAHAHA
based Os cucking that jaden smith looking motherfucker
>asstros
What's up w/ the homie Archer?
can't watxh game rn
griffey throwing out first pitch at 7pm m's bros
>>66679895
Gave up 3 dingers in the 5th, 4 total. 6-1 O's right now
>>66679895
3 DINGERS in one inning, then hit by an infield single that got a run in.
literally who can stop us?
>>66679910
I made it home from comicon just in time to relax and see the opening day festivities and post with all of my M's bros!
>>66680012
> thinks he has a baseball team
>>66680048
is ECCC worth it?
never been, looks entertaining. might go next year.
>>66680012
I don't even know which team is this supposed to be. Marlins?
WHY DONT TEAMS JUST STEAL A BASE AND THEN BUNT TWICE EVERY TIME
Someone make the shitpost central game thread already
>>66678457
We can add Cano to that list in a few hours
>>66680048
>based Ken Griffey Jr on the ROOT
>>66680180
There's another hour before the game though.
>>66680122
>>66680156
nice b8s m8s
>>66680193
Jints fans might as well get their shitposting out of the way now because they'll be quiet the rest of the game when they start losing.
Quick /mlb/ you have to pitch to Trevor Story without giving up a home run for one game or you're waifu will be dropped into a volcano. How do you stop him?
Hard mode: no intentional walks or beanings.
>>66680237
eephus that punk
>>66680191
don't forget the Bone
>>66680145
Well, it depends on what you like. It's worth it for me because I save money for stuff I wouldn't really look for otherwise (art, small time comics). I love getting pictures of all the cosplayers too. Plus, I have friends that go too.
It's worth going once to experience if you're geeky at all. Just get a Sunday or Thursday pass next year because those are the cheaper days and you can see a lot if you spend the entire time. Here's a sports related piece I bough last year.
>>66680226
>doyerfags
>calling anyone ever in the history of history out for """""shitposting"""""
>>66680237
Throw one to the backstop followed by 3 in the dirt trying to bait a swing. Un-intentional walk
>>66680251
OAK @ SEA
>>66680312
>>66680312
>>66680343
Cubs vs Dbacks
>>66680343
>>66680203
I wasn't even baiting, I legit had no clue.
ITT: We thank Based Dexter for murdering Kyle Schwarber and destroying the Cubs chances of ever winning a championship.
THANK YOU BASED DEXTER
>>66680565
I bet you made fun of the Orioles when Fowler walked
>>66680565
THANK YOU BASED DEXTER
>>66680565
>destroying the Cubs chances of ever winning a championship.
Schwarber wasn't even starting everyday, he was platooning
so what are the worst fanbases on /mlb/?
my picks, in no particular order are:
doyers
cusb
mariners
royals
Pedro Alvarez still doesn't have a hit
>>66680565
It was Schwarber's own fault. He should've known that was CF's ball and stay the fuck out of his way.
>>66680593
Nah we made fun of the Orioles when Davis walked so they decided to pay Davis more so the Orioles didn't overpay him.
>>66680673
That money is coming out of Uncle Pete's asbestos stash, doesn't really count
>>66680237
Drop the stadium to sea level.
>>66680645
1. Dodgers
2. Rangers
3. Red Sox
4. Cubs
5. Giants or Tigers, only when relevant though
anyone know of a good DNS service/VPN that works with MLB.TV? It sounds like unblock-us is fucked and that's the only one I knew
>>66680734
I use Astrill, $40 for 6 months.
Buck truck rolls on
>2016
>losing games
Your 2016 AL ROY.
