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CLE (7) @ CHW (1) B - 6th
NYY (0) @ DET (4) Final
TBR @ BAL 7:05
BOS @ TOR 7:00
MIN @ KCR 8:15
TEX @ LAA 10:05
OAK @ SEA 10:10
SDP (9) @ COL (5) T - 5th
PHI (2) @ NYM (7) Final
PIT @ CIN 19:10
STL @ ATL 735
HOU @ MIL 8:10
CHC @ ARI 9:40
LAD @ SFG 10:15
How you want your LCL senpai?
Red Sox
>toronto blow gays
A's btw
>>66677819
A FUCKING LEAF
Royals
>>66677823
who's the qt on the right
Milk
>>66677808
>How to trigger Cusb fans
>dexter fowler literally kills a teammate
lel
This is it bros. this is the year
>How do you want your injury, Kyle?
>JUST FUCK MY KNEES UP SENPAI
>>66677808
>>66677845
as a white sox fan I am extremely jealous
Mets
>Cubs try to force a man built like a fridge to become an outfielder
>he tears his fucking ACL
poetry
DO IT FOR SCHWARBY
WE'LL DO IT FOR SCHWARBY
First Rose
Then Cutler
Then Hossa
Now Schwarber
Why is Chicago so injury cursed?
Jints desu
Rate me and my bitch
>>66677781
There is always a plan B
>The dude built like a tank is the one out for a season
Sports are weird.
Why was that fatass in the OF anyways?
If this happened last year, ESPN would be going on about poor communication in the outfield and about how bad the Cubs must be
But this year the Cubs are on ESPN's good side
>>66677883
Lewd
So we lose swarby but still got Soler.
We're still okay unlike our South side counterparts.
>shit sox
>getting own out in your own home opener
Kek
KEK
I'd like this Lawrie meme to end also
and the avi meme should've ended years ago
same with the danks meme
>>66677974
oh wrong thread
guys why are the white sox so bad
All Lackey's fault that FUCKING FAGGOT
>>66677930
trying to hide his lack of fielding ability in left field because that donger game ridic
>>66677986
the who?
>>66678027
yeah
>E!SPN will use the Schwarber injury to start bitching about no DH in the NL
>>66677988
Lackey scapegoat?
Lackey scapegoat.
Also,
>tfw if someone slower than Fowler was in CF, there would have been no collision
>tfw if Szczr was in CF, Schwarber would've rekt that white boi
>tfw Fowler didn't get hurt because he has black man genetics and extra muscles and ligaments and shit
>tfw Heyward the Expensive didn'y get btfo
>tfw it could've been Coghlan
>tfw John Lackey fucking ruined EVERYTHING
guess the player
easy one to start out
>>66678041
Jason Bay's heir.
cutch
>>66678039
if a CF calls it its his, he has hierarchy, schwarber would know that if he actually followed the game instead of thinking about hotdogs and homeruns
Is it me or does Bautistas voice not fit his body?
>>66677930
>Maddon
>the padres have 11 runs
>>66678072
His salary doesn't fit his performance either
>>66678072
this is how i feel with donaldson. he sounds like he is still in puberty
>>66678069
>thinking about hot dogs and home runs
>>66678075
>Doyers
>>66678075
>every hat outside the US
Pretty sure those are Jays hats
>>66678087
>Coors field
Can the Rockies just move already so that this meme stadium can stop ruining baseball?
>>66678094
He literally sounds like a fat teenager. Thankfully he's goat.
>>66678108
man, that sex looks really gross and uncomfortable. Probably smells bad too
>>66678063
correctamundo
>>66678056
>Jason Bay
oh man, that was good times
next one, I'd give the difficulty 7/10 without cheating
>>66678108
>>66678121
>>66678138
This is what /pol/'s suppressed fetish for black man, white girl sex did to 4chan.
this is maddons fault he and his fucken meme lineup cards. Schawrb cant play the outfield memedon is to blame
For all of my momentarily depressed Cubs brothers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fs86CJGkqo
Jays sox thread?
is DG dumping his cuckold collection, or it it someone else?
Dirt infield looking good in Toronto
>>66678075
I don't get it you nascent memers, he's completely right. Do you think your team could even compete if the park was only ever filled by an elite club of hardcore fans? Do >(you) go to every single game and support your team or are you thankful for super casual, not-even-watching-the-game moms with kids etc that keep your shit show alive?
Lads, how do I turn on the glove indicator thing so the catcher shows me where he wants it?
>>66678173
Wtf was it before?
E
V
E
N
Y
E
A
R E S T O F L E A G U E B T F O
>Mets won
>Kyle 'fat fuck' Schwarber out for year
>just got called up on RTTS
Todays been real comfy.
>>66678175
>Canadians
>200% more memeball
i dont know if i can make it through the entire game
MLB should ban something to avoid this from happening again
>>66678125
jeromy burnitz
>>66678125
Ferando Vina?
Hello where is the Blue Jays game thread.
>all this booing
based toronto fans
>>66678230
landwhale/10
would not bang
>>66678226
Were you expecting anything less?
Soler's time to shine.
I'm not worried.
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>THE GHETTO OF SHITCONGO
LAUGHING MY LMAO ASS OFF
>>66678182
I hope kyle doesnt see this, his self esteem will be shattered
>>66678230
She's sexy
>>66678230
Perfection.
>>66677893
Her 6/10
You 3/10
>>66678239
Do you know how I know you're a virgin?
how many runs will riveras terrible judgement cost us this year
im thinking under 20 but more than 10
>>66678247
that looks fake
>CUBS
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>mfw cusb fans aren't even butthurt because they're so deluded that their going to the worlds eries anyway
what a bunch of idiots. they've just lost a 3 WAR player.
>>66678230
Can I save this?
red sox @ jays
>>66678222
>>66678222
>>66678222
>>66678181
>Gints fans actually believe this
>Houston Asstros
t. Astros fan
>>66678230
Daisy Ridley's sexy voluptuous twin
>>66678230
>>66678230
This is high test, not the fatties that usually get posted
What's with this extra spicy shitposting?
White Sox BTFO.
And no the Shwarber injury doesn't please me.
>>66678230
Is that the girl from star wars?
WHO'S BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS!
>who sux
>>66678230
Would impregnate
>>66678316
Seems like /hoc/ doesn't like you for some reason
I am out of the loop when it comes to generals so I have no idea why or what is going on
>this thread
wtf
>>66678215
Yes! Was wondering someone would ever get the 2-grand-slams-in-one-inning guy!
Also, anyone have that gif of him getting trucked by Albert Belle?
next one is pic related
hockey sucks
canada sucks
>Piscotty runs neck first into Peter Bourjos's knee and is perfectly fine
>Kyle Schwarber gets in a minor collision and is out for the season
Lmao
>White Sux
>CLeaveland
>Roylels
>Singles
>>66677859
Cubs roster without him is still better than that shit you call a lineup
Lol here we go. Just wait until Soler is out with a concussion and then Arrietta finally tears his arm apart. Good luck!
>>66678306
>He thinks meme magic can be stopped
>>66678395
>he thinks meme magic exists
Who /blownoutathomeopener/ here?
Let's get together and feel. Padres take the cake though.
>inb4 Cubs fans act all woe is me again
You guys showed your true colors last season. You are all arrogant fuckheads that know nothing about baseball and complain about everything that doesn't go your way. I don't wish injury upon others and I truly feel bad for Schwarber (if you ask me, this is career ending), but you faggots, you headphone-wearing binge-drinking trough-peeing rooftop-peeking faggots, deserve the heart wrenching news you just got. When the Cubs fall to the bottom again, don't expect the undeserved sympathy everyone gave you. Make it another century, senpai.
Who will stop this mad man?
>>66678434
>this butthurt who sux fan
>>66678146
He was better defensively than soler. Not a huge accomplishment though. He was just not good as a catcher at all though.
>take nap with padres rockies on in the background
>wake up to find my hand covered in blood from some random slice in my hand
>tfw your body subconsciously cuts itself to terrible baseball
Thank god I didn't have an AL game on. I'd be dead as fuck
>>66678478
>this eternally butthurt Shitcago Flubs fan
>Schwarber
The curse is on.
Who's next?
unless Rizzo or Arrieta go down, there is no reason to worry. They just can't handle all that depth.
>>66678434
>career ending acl
This isn't 1980
>>66678385
Arrieta is a meme player with a bad attitude, so he's destined to fall down naturally.
Fuck the cubs
>>66678545
Someone needs to dig up the "dwarfs" pic.
>>66678545
>meme player
Can we stop this already? He's a damn good pitcher.
>>66678540
Schwarber was not very athletic to begin with. He's probably going to be too out of breath to finish the rehab regimen. Not that he could field in the first place, but he needs to get traded to an AL team so he can DH. He will never put on a glove again.
>>66678517
funny thing is that Soler is probably better than at least 2/3 of the who's outfield
>>66678517
>>66678434
>tfw I'm a Sox fan who doesn't really care about Schwarber or the Cubs and am just distressed about that abysmal home opener and danks
Cubs are cursed
why do these idiots get their hopes up lol
>all of these salty cusb fans
>>66678561
i got you famalam
>>66678517
Arrieta.
Has a history of shoulder trouble and there's a lot of elbow action in his release. It's time.
royals twins
>>66678596
>>66678596
>>66678596
early thread because fuck all these off days
>>66678570
This. Schwarber is going to eat himself out of the league now, he doesn't have the work ethic to get through the rehab properly. His days of a catcher or outfielder are definitely done, he certainly won't be able to catch and squat behind the plate on that bad knee all game for a full season, and now he's going to be even slower and clumsier as an outfielder.
He needs to go to the AL so he can be like Pablo Sandoval and be a fat waste of air and DH and eat snacks in the dugout.
>doinks
>>66678636
Klayton Cershaw
>>66678570
>>66678619
did Schwarber fuck your sister or something?
>>66678613
2 teams I forgot still existed until last year
>>66678636
Who is David Price?
>baseball
>>66678643
Those are just truths, dude. Are you trying to tell me he's a good fielder? That he hits home runs?
>>66677781
I'm a Cubs fan... and I still find this funny.
>>66678643
No I just have two eyes and can see trouble lurking when a 23 year old professional athlete is that fucking fat and not a NFL Lineman.
If you think all he needs to do is get his surgery and he will be good as new next season, you got another thing coming, boy. That knee is going to feel the strain of that fat fucks body for the rest of his life.
>>66678663
I'm a Cubs fan and I made it (and this thread)
>tfw put it in the recycle bin after his x ray yesterday
>restored it after the MRI
>>66678662
Are you saying he doesn't hit homeruns? Unless you know the guy personally everything you said is complete conjecture.
>>66678246
Since you posted Gundam have some gundam character names
>http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2016/04/08/170852370/the-top-100-minor-league-player-names-of-2016
Schwarber is a big guy, but I've never heard anyone say he has weight issues
>>66678675
see: Pablo Sandoval
>>66678733
This. There are big guys who are literally all muscle. We have never seen Schwarber shirtless so until that happens I'm going to assume he's got a ton of muscle.
>>66678607
Never gets old.
>>66678733
Even if he doesn't have weight issues, he's not very athletic in the field. He is also simply a very thick man. A guy like him struggles badly with a double ligament tear.
>>66678699
>TOR OF Earl Burl III
>>66678699
I enjoyed your Meme Midgard, those are pretty ridiculous
>>66678434
I did the pee-wee herman dance when I heard the news.
>>66678733
Exactly. He's big but proportionally big, not just a fatass
>out
>for
>season
>>66678699
>61. LAA SS Nick Flair
>>66678805
He's got three fucking chins, that's why he grew out that ugly ass goatee. He's fat.
>>66678766
Schwarber is plenty athletic, he doesn't have much range but that doesn't make him unathletic
His rehab will go fine, even if he has lasting effects, he's not a ball player for his bat not his speed or defense
What team is the most cucked so far this season?
>Story
Sure. Just keep pitching to him.
TREVOR FUCKING STORY DOES IT AGAIN
>>66678699
>#1 Sicnarf Loopstok
>your parents hate you so much your name is backwards
also
>the Yankees once had a mascot named Dandy
da fuck
who will play Trevor Story in the ESPN 30 for 30: What a Story! The Trevor Story Story
>>66678898
>implying actors
have you ever watched a 30 for 30
>>66678875
the record to start the year is like 8 games in a row, right?
O T T O M A N E M P I R E
>>66678921
i was memeing you dip
>>66678699
>Joey Pankake
sounds like a fat mafia hitman
Cut off one head...
CUBS ON ABSOLUTE POOICIDE WATCH
>MUH MADDON IS THE MASTERMIND
THEIR PLANS HAVE BEEN POOPOOED
ITS
ALL
OGRE
holy fucking kek
Soon...
>>66678956
>justpretendingtoberetarded.jpg
>Trevor Story has as many home runs as the Royals, Pirates, Angels, Athletics, Mets, Marlins, and Cardinals combined.
>>66678994
>losing to that guy that changes his name constantly to reflect current events
terrible feeling
>>66678876
It debuted after the team's owner publicly stated that mascots were a pointless gimmick and during the same week that the Yankees player it was modeled after died in a plane crash.
dont re-sign niggers you fucking kike
Brewers stros thread where?
>Trevor Story has more home runs in 2016 than Rockies shortstops had in 1994 and 1995 combined
>dingers
lel get with the times who even does this anymore
Say Arrieta and Rizzo go down or something similar. Cubs season tanks.
Will there be a 30 for 30 episode on the 2016 Cubs?
>his team's catcher doesn't have a command center
Brewers stros for the 3 other people that care
No.66679148
No.66679148
No.66679148
>>66679186
Arrieta is not even good
>>66679186
no, it'd be basically the 2015 Nats
>>66679198
nice
>>66679050
>modeled after Thurman Munson
mind blown
that really fucking sucks
>not muh slide
Kill all old timers
>>66679191
noice get
>>66679198
noice links
What the FUCK is an LCL?
>>66679301
Penis ligament
>>66679301
some sort of knee ligament think its the outside one on the back of the knee but could be wrong
>>66679301
>It's an athlete shreds their arm or knee and you learn new ligaments episode
>preliminary results negative
what did they mean by this?
Why do the Cubs and their fans continue to spit in the face of Murphy the Goat? When will you realize you must repent for your disrespect?
>go to a baseball game
>Josie's On A Vacation Far Away starts playing
So, are people backing off a little bit of their pick for the Cubs to win it all? Who is the favorite in their place?
>>66679407
X-ray =/= MRI
>>66679445
song's called "your love", dog.
>>66679475
sticking with the Cubs, injury risk is taken into account when those predictions are made, no changing your pick now
Cubs have the death to absorb the loss
>>66679445
Is this ironic
i.imgur.com/LW2Wn6l.gifv
i.imgur.com/LW2Wn6l.gifv
i.imgur.com/LW2Wn6l.gifv
>>66679539
>.gifv
what the hell? is this a bastardization of .webm?
>>66679496
>>66679521
>not knowing the "It Ain't Me" meme
>>66679562
imgur sucks. there isn't really a good dedicated webm host site. gfycat has a 15 second limit
>>66679539
perfect
>>66679445
lel
i know beckham used to use it for the soxs and i want to say it was grafinino who did while he was on the brewers
>>66679606
I've just never heard of that extension before. I thought webms were OK on imgur too.
Chris Archer on suicide watch
>The City of Chris Archer
BAHAHAHAHAHA
based Os cucking that jaden smith looking motherfucker
>asstros
What's up w/ the homie Archer?
can't watxh game rn
griffey throwing out first pitch at 7pm m's bros
>>66679895
Gave up 3 dingers in the 5th, 4 total. 6-1 O's right now
>>66679895
3 DINGERS in one inning, then hit by an infield single that got a run in.
literally who can stop us?
>>66679910
I made it home from comicon just in time to relax and see the opening day festivities and post with all of my M's bros!
>>66680012
> thinks he has a baseball team
>>66680048
is ECCC worth it?
never been, looks entertaining. might go next year.
>>66680012
I don't even know which team is this supposed to be. Marlins?
WHY DONT TEAMS JUST STEAL A BASE AND THEN BUNT TWICE EVERY TIME
Someone make the shitpost central game thread already
>>66678457
We can add Cano to that list in a few hours
>>66680048
>based Ken Griffey Jr on the ROOT
>>66680180
There's another hour before the game though.
>>66680122
>>66680156
nice b8s m8s
>>66680193
Jints fans might as well get their shitposting out of the way now because they'll be quiet the rest of the game when they start losing.
Quick /mlb/ you have to pitch to Trevor Story without giving up a home run for one game or you're waifu will be dropped into a volcano. How do you stop him?
Hard mode: no intentional walks or beanings.
>>66680237
eephus that punk
>>66680191
don't forget the Bone
>>66680145
Well, it depends on what you like. It's worth it for me because I save money for stuff I wouldn't really look for otherwise (art, small time comics). I love getting pictures of all the cosplayers too. Plus, I have friends that go too.
It's worth going once to experience if you're geeky at all. Just get a Sunday or Thursday pass next year because those are the cheaper days and you can see a lot if you spend the entire time. Here's a sports related piece I bough last year.
>>66680226
>doyerfags
>calling anyone ever in the history of history out for """""shitposting"""""
>>66680237
Throw one to the backstop followed by 3 in the dirt trying to bait a swing. Un-intentional walk
OAK @ SEA
>>66680312
>>66680312
>>66680343
Cubs vs Dbacks
>>66680343
>>66680203
I wasn't even baiting, I legit had no clue.
ITT: We thank Based Dexter for murdering Kyle Schwarber and destroying the Cubs chances of ever winning a championship.
THANK YOU BASED DEXTER
>>66680565
I bet you made fun of the Orioles when Fowler walked
>>66680565
THANK YOU BASED DEXTER
>>66680565
>destroying the Cubs chances of ever winning a championship.
Schwarber wasn't even starting everyday, he was platooning
so what are the worst fanbases on /mlb/?
my picks, in no particular order are:
doyers
cusb
mariners
royals
Pedro Alvarez still doesn't have a hit
>>66680565
It was Schwarber's own fault. He should've known that was CF's ball and stay the fuck out of his way.
>>66680593
Nah we made fun of the Orioles when Davis walked so they decided to pay Davis more so the Orioles didn't overpay him.
>>66680673
That money is coming out of Uncle Pete's asbestos stash, doesn't really count
>>66680237
Drop the stadium to sea level.
>>66680645
1. Dodgers
2. Rangers
3. Red Sox
4. Cubs
5. Giants or Tigers, only when relevant though
anyone know of a good DNS service/VPN that works with MLB.TV? It sounds like unblock-us is fucked and that's the only one I knew
>>66680734
I use Astrill, $40 for 6 months.
Buck truck rolls on
>2016
>losing games
Your 2016 AL ROY.
>>66680734
i use unblocker
How bout those O's thooooo
>>66680774
Also I just checked and theres a free trial you can try. My family pays $2 extra for the stealth VPN option which is what I use to watch O's games, but I don't think it'd be needed.
>>66680851
Hola Unblocker? Enjoy your botnet (seriously though, look it up)
>>66680905
no just unblocker
Story reminds me of the guy from the Tigers some 7 or so years ago, the guy who hit like 10 homeruns in April and then fell back to earth. The white guy, forget his name,.
>>66680938
Do you have a link? I see a bunch of unblockers
>>66680776
Why is Ted Cruz in that cart
>>66680955
my bad i actually use unlocator
>RESD
i added rickard to the buck truck
Angels Rangers thread
>>66681008
>>66681008
>>66681008
>>66680951
Chris Shelton?
>>66680734
Private internet access is $40 for a year pham
>>66681007
sheeeeit, thanks bro, I'll check it out
>>66680706
BRAZIL BRINGING THE BANTS
>>66680951
Chris Shelton
Who four and OH here?
no Giants/Dodgers thread?
>Leave Cinci to me.
DODGERS GIANTS THREAD
>>66681253
>>66681253
>>66681253
>>66681268
>Zoltan
Isn't that a gypsy name
>Reds
Let us consider playoff teams
I'll start
>>66680237
balk
>Resd
>>66681447
>Dubstonio
>doesn't get dubs
filtered
>barves
>4-0 to 4-7
>barfs
mad at the Pirates?
>>66681701
>Hoover
>1 pitch
lmao
>tfw still remember faggots trying to claim Freeman was a better 1B than Rizzo
kek
KEK
>>66681751
who tf is Rizzo?
>>66681751
Both are shittier than Votto
What are the chances the Mets cuck the Nats out of the division twice in a row?
>>66681835
0%, because the Mets are better than the Nats from the get-go this season.
>resd
>blow gays
>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2
>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2
>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2
>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2
>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2
>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2>7-2
P A R K
A
R
K
>muh bullpen
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE BLUE JAYS BLEW A 7-2 LEAD TO THE EVENTUAL WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS, THE BOSTON RED SOX
BASED FUCKING HOLT
BASED FUCKING XMAN
BASED FUCKING PAPI
BASED FUCKING MOOKIE
BASED FUCKING NASTY BULLPEN
JOE KELLY
GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GG gays
>>66681958
>Implying
Who /undefeated/ here?
>>66682061
hello f@m
>>66682049
>literally who team
If I could murder anyone and get away with it, it would be this faggot right here.
>>66682117
He's okay. Not nearly as bad as Dan Plesac, Mark DeRosa and Chris Rose.
>>66682117
t. balding manlet
>>66682155
>Chris Rose
>not Kevin "I am the only reason the 2004 Red Sox won" Millar
>>66682199
he is the only reason they won tho
>>66682199
i think he's funny sometimes tbqh
>>66682117
>>66682155
>>66682156
>>66682199
>missing the obvious
>>66682232
As an in-studio guy, he's fine. But keep him the fuck out of the broadcasting booth.
The Cyborg begins his regiment
>>66682232
triggered
>>66682218
>muh pre-game speech
>muh don't let us win
>This 4-0 Start
>Which I though would be 0-4 based on last year
>>66682266
he got in the heads of the yankees and made them choke
>stros
How many comebacks will this new slide rule fuck over this year?
>>66682445
These new rules are annoying as hell, Busted Pussy made going to home baby mode and now you can't even interrupt a double play?
>LGTSS
>ASStros
>rASSmus
kek
KEK
K E K
>>66682478
>dragging even unrelated shit back to blame on Posey
lel ok now bud
>finally get something going and about to tie things up since the Brewers pitchers suddenly shit the bed
>babby rules apply
This rule is going to end so many comebacks
>>66682533
Everything can be blamed on Posey, had he not been injured to the severity that he did we would still have people smashing into each other at home plate.
>Listening to Joe Kelly talk after the game
GOD STOP FUCKING INTERVIEWING THIS SPINELESS SLIME SHIT
GO FUCKING DIE RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK THE ROYALS
>>66682588
DETOILET KEKS BTFO
>not being undefeated
>>66682588
wew lad
>>66682568
The rule change happened two years later, after Torre already said they weren't talking about rule changes.
But then the son of the Tigers GM gets hit in 2013 and weeks later there was a rule change.
>>66682636
>getting cucked the fuck out as soon as you enter a rivals thread to shitpost
>>66682585
>>66682639
Wew lads
DH LEE
H
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>tfw elite unstoppable bullpen who will carry us to another world series win
based
>poostain asstros
>having a loss
>2016
>having a win
LMAO
>>66682706
>not having a ring
>>66682711
Sup twins fan.
>>66682275
Joey became the wings
An Opening Day Walkoff doesn't hurt either
>>66682657
Is there a Pirates smuk?
>>66682731
these guys are venezuelan buddies
stop defacing miggod
Who 4-0 here?
>>66682696
How the fuck does a closer, let alone a good one, have a fucking lazy eye?
>>66682813
Oh wow
good for you guys
Amazing really
can't believe it
you guys are just soo good
not
Enjoy these fucking wins now, because they won't last. You're peaked, this is literally the height of your season. It's all downhill from here, Eternal 4th Placers.
NO-HITTER ALERT
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>>66682899
>MLB Tonight playing with fucking flowers
>>66682762
No, make most Royals OC
I made all of the MLB wojaks tho, here's the Buccos one i made.
Also you should follow the Royals, we have one of the few Brazilian baseball players on our team, Paulo Orlando and he's awesome
>>66682899
Welp, we know who to blame for the bottom of the 7th
>>66682921
I know, he's based. But I'm already attached to them Pirates, mate.
Thanks for the memer.
>>66682921
Do you have a link for wojak's?
Need an A's one desu
>>66682892
It's a cover for his cybernetic implants. And how he keeps an eye on the signs and a runner on first.
Just give us the Eries already
>>66682958
But the pirates suck. The royals are the true meme Kings. Come on huebro or I'll mention 7-1
>>66682892
>not knowing about Wade Davis' cybernetic augmentations
>>66682921
He's not the best Brazilian tho
>>66682999
I love this picture
Gr8 Royals OC
>have a shared fantasy team with my dad
>he insists on adding Stripling because of an 8 game sample size
THANK YOU BASED GOLDY!
Why the fuck did he try for two though? That was a routine single.
Is Wade Davis a meme pitcher?
>>66682990
It's not always about winning mate. It's about heart.
>>66682971
pls respond
who /comebackwintonight/ here?
Get in here Boston Bros
>>66683114
8 inning I mean
>>66683160
right here fampai
>>66683132
Well with an ERA of .94 and no blown saves you tell me?
>>66683136
>It's about heart
The Royals have the most heart of any team in the league tho fampai
Game 4 of last year's ALDS is all the proof you need
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAp1aYsKxU0
>>66683192
That's last season famillia
>>66683160
Sup family
>>66682899
I can't help but root for him to do it now.
>>66683211
>familia
>no blown saves
LOL
>"Story drives this one to left field again, and THIS one's gone, un-be-lievable"
>>66683210
Bro literally no one is going to stop rooting for the Pirates in favor of the FUCKING Royals. Take your delusion and leave this fucking thread please.
>mfw rain shortened 7 inning no hitter
>>66683218
Based Cutch
>>66683227
He wasn't talking about the pitcher you sperg
>gints fans cheering for the no hitter
what a cuck fanbase
>>66683160
here famalooney
>>66683210
I have nothing against your bunch, I just am emotionally attached to the Pirates. I like watching them play and appreaciate their history.
I don't doubt your Royals have plenty of heart, but mine is bounded to root for them Buccos.
>>66683218
>that fucking clutch catch
>>66683234
Calm down fampai, Im not telling him to switch teams
He's Brazillian, there's no reason he cant have an NL team and an AL team to root for
But whatevs, just a suggestion
>>66683264
A single loss is worth a great moment in MLB history you faggot.
>>66683275
>>that fucking clutch catch
Scared the shit out of me for a hot second before I remembered we have the #OutfieldOfDreams
>>66683223
>wanting to arm DG with that kind of ammo
like giving a nuke to isis
HES TAKING HIM OUT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
meme magic btfo forever and ever ahahaaa
>>66683300
yeah because no hitter never happen in this era
>TAKING HIM OUT
MADMAN
A
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M A D M A N
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>66683321
It's past you're bedtime, Shaneqwa
>>66683303
For real, commentator guy had literally just said Suarez had a hard hit on him, got me scared then I remembered
>>66683289
I have a spot for the A's because I'm a Warriors fan senpai
>>66683350
dont cry over bagged milk
>Harold "I know I'm wrong but I will argue my wrong opinions louder and louder each time" Reynolds
Royals
EAT SHIT DOYDOYS
O I AM LAFFIN
MY SIDESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>DOYERS,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>takes him out
>get a fucking homer
This team is heartless.
>DAVE ROBERTS
ABSOLUTE MEME MANAGER
HAHAHAHAA
>kek
also webum from the astros game
MATTINGLYBALL DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE BY MANAGER
>>66683355
You were an A's """fan""" 2 years ago, faggot.
>CUSB
WE DID IT BOYS! WE OWN THE CENTRAL!
#BUCN
>>66683355
Thats cool m8
What got you into baseball, btw?
>>66683419
what? I started following last year
>>66683428
I don't know, I love basketball and football, thought I'd give baseball a try. It's pretty nice, but I'm very casual about it. Trying to get into it this season.
>THE BOMBED OUT 4TH WORLD COUNTRY OF CHIRAQ
>Pull rookie from no hitter
>2 run homer
>Get ejected
>>66683461
Well if youre a pirates fan and youre just getting into it this year just know that if you ever hear "the pittsburgh pirates will be playing in the NL Wild Card game" that means its time to stop watching pirates games
hey guys, remember how DG was bragging about the Dodger's "elite" bullpen?
Seriously though, what is it about the giants that make the dodgers always lose their shit?
>los doyeroonies
>>66683552
I watched last season's too. Fuck Arrieta
>muh hotter pitcher wins lol
also:
CUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETO
>>66683590
>CUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETO
I was at that game. I will never ever forget that night.
>>66683597
damn, man. jelly af
I watched that full game after some guys told me it was a huge part of Pirates lore, it was awesome.
sweet name btw
>>66683427
fuck off m8
>>66683583
Doyers are that fat kid from r9k who thinks hes better than chad and cant understand how Chad gets hot girls and he doesn't.
Hes ok masturbating alone in his basement but being forced to confront chad and realize the extent of his failure makes him lose his shit
>>66683631
Thanks bro, glad to have you on board.
FUCK YOU MLB AT BAT!!
Stop using the same colored dots for outs and runs
Nice to know Daddy Pissboi will be too chickenshit to show his face and instead busy himself by peeing on underage runaways against their will now that the doydoys took a transcendental shit on the field
>>66683234
Butthurt shitter fag detected
I have a question about local broadcast announcers. I heard they sometimes switch teams? Like, current Pirates guy was covering Brewers games in the past? How does that work?
I'm used to the NBA where most, if not all local commentators are huge fans of the team they're covering.
shift should banned or limited to three uses per game per team to encourage offense
Y or N
mets desu
>>66683908
MLB has a lot of hometown guys too, but sure, there's quite a bit of floating around with announcers.
Typically the more established teams with bigger media markets have more established announcers but even that varies.
>>66683915
>>66683915
NNN
Seattle is in for another shitty season
>Doyers
>dodgers
lmao
DG NO WHERE TO BE FOUNS
Does this Doyers prospect have Downs Syndrome?
kek
fuck the giants too though
Dodgers continue to downward spiral to show they aren't ready to be a World Series team.
>DOYERS
>>66684044
>3 runs
>2 hits
>0.00 BABIP
>win
Is there any way the Dodgers cant fuck things up?
>>66684044
Whoever makes the next general should use this pic and make it a doyer failure edition
JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO
L O L D O D G E R S
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
EVEN YEAR
V
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Every time someone denies the existence of even year meme magic it just gets stronger. The only way to defeat it is to not meme or discuss memes for an entire year. Even then the giants look like they have enough meme magic to make it to at least the NLCS.
GIANTS SIGN BELT LONG-TERM, 5 YEARS
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/718669515798618112
FUCK YOUR UTLEY RULE
FUCK YOUR POSEY RULE
HOW CAN TWO THE FANBASES OF TWO FUCKING TEAMS DETERMINE THE FUCKING FATE OF BASEBALL WITH THESE TWO PIECE OF SHIT RULES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF SJWS
FUCK OFF REDDIT
LEAVE MY BASEBALL ALONE
>>66684223
You sound salty senpai
doyer bros, where do go from here?
>>66684246
losing the NLDS is probably our best case scenario this year, just hope it isn't vs the jints or I'd seriously consider suicide
i fucking LOVE our starters
i fucking LOVE our batting lineup
i fucking LOVE our bullpen
we are going to have so many goddamn comeback wins
2016 even year baby fuck yess here we gooooooo
>>66684204
fucking why, where are we putting arroyo and tomlinson now?
>>66684337
depth. Maybe teach them outfield.
Trevor Story hits six home runs in his first four games in the majors, the only problem is he's playing for the fucking rockies so this start is being utterly wasted on one of the worst franchises in all of sports.
>>66684337
tomlinson is a bench bat at best
>Doyers """"""""""Managing""""""""""
>>66684337
are you fucking kidding Tomlinson is not a starter and will never be
>bullpen still ass
the important thing is rogers will make more from ticket sales and ad revenue this year without increasing the payroll
>>66684351
Tomlinson played a little outfield in the spring iirc
>>66684364
>at best
He's borderline starter material like an infield version of Blanco. Based enough to keep around.
Of course Stripling wouldn't have objected being pulled out. Still doesn't mean he's not seething inside.
>Roberts post-game interview talking like Stripling's heart would've given out if he threw 1 more pitch
Why don't the Dodgers physically buy wins?
>dodgers 2 runs on 9 hits
>opponent 3 runs on 2 hits
now these are the dodgers i know
Anyone have a video or article explaining the Posey rule? I saw the play that triggered it, but whats the rule exactly? Only other video I could find was Resd bullshitting their way against the Marlins with that.
>>66684467
short version is catchers have to let people score because if they try to get the guy out he's automatically safe
>>66684440
Why do people insist on using Nigger twitter speak on 4chan? It only proves you're filthy normalfag.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's pretty sad that giants fans are happy with this win, you were supposed to blow us out this game since we were literally starting a AA pitcher. But instead you got no hit into the 7th and with a little help from luck and some umpball barely pulled off a win.
Tomorrow prepare to be embaressed, if a AA pitcher can shut you out Kershaw is going to have his way with you. You know we fucking destroy ButtMad too, I'll be you he gives up no less than 5 runs in the 3 innings he pitches.
Enjoy the highlight of your season tonight I guess, because after tonight you're going to go back to being bottom of the league and missing the playoffs again.
>>66684467
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2016/3/11/11202432/buster-posey-rule-home-plate-collisions-goose-gossage-argle-bargle
Can't block the baseline without the ball is the main piece to 'remove' catchers from impacts
>>66684531
Bruh... Tell me this is from a porno
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>66684531
>in San Francisco, this is a 10/10
>>66684542
that's a 10/10 anywhere though
>>66678381
Are you from Windsor?
>>66683747
No, see, this is good for the Dodgers. It just further proves the absolute dominance of Kershaw.
>>66684467
>I saw the play that triggered it
This one, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGnudWLdT4A
>>66684490
That's the loaded version. The real abridged explanation is that the catcher can't block home plate unless fielding the ball puts him in that position, and in return the runner is not allowed to collide into him.
This "Posey rule" actually has nothing to do with Posey, who wasn't blocking home plate during his collision.
>>66684542
>in San Francisco, the men aren't attracted to this
>>66682813
hey everyone
>>66684498
>being a nerd on /sp/
>>66684584
Dont even mention gays in front of me. Those fucking abominations.
>The Dodgers can only beat bad teams.
I kept telling you guys but you wouldn't listen.
>>66681701
>all those empty seats
nice "fans" you got there, shitsinati
>>66684531
What are they doing to Kirby?
>people shitting on Dave Roberts for making objectively the right decision
I hope everyone is memeing.
Blame Joc for wasting bases loaded.
Blame Hatcher.
Blame Blanton.
Don't blame the manager for pulling a young pitcher off of TJ surgery 2 years ago, making his debut, with a high pitch count.
>>66684598
Are you the same guy in the sf/la thread?
You need to see a therapist, my man.
>>66684515
>>66684561
Why are people hating on it then? It seems extremely fair, doesn't it? With my extremely little experience, I've seen catchers sitting at home all the time, that's fucked. I know defenses should have the edge most of the time, but this is way more fair.
Alternatively, if the catcher is indeed sitting at home without the ball, can the runner just body the fuck out of him?
And what about the Utley rule? And I've heard of a rule that the runner can't step on grass or something like that?
>>66684592
Huh. Second bubble gum drum crown I've seen in one night.
>>66684651
Reasonable and fair.
Seattle "pop up" Mariners
>tfw baseball season
I fucking love this time of the year
>>66684656
Just keep your homo shit contained far away from me.
>>66684686
Utley rule was last playoffs when the 2nd basemen got his leg BTFO by Utley
https://youtu.be/SiY2GtBrHug
Look at how he's sliding so far past the bag just looking to take his legs out.. now you have to slide for the intent to be making contact with the bag to be safe
>>66684746
Comfiest time of the year, even if >my team is winless
>>66684799
He should have invested in the Rams instead.
>>66683227
Retards in charge of counting Ls
>>66684799
>filename.png
i laff everytime
>>66684775
So he just went for the legs to deny the double play? But Utley was out, right?
Damn, that's fucked. That rule should have existed for a while.
>>66684805
the rams fuckn suck and are in a way horrible position than the dogs
everyone here in la thinks they got a great new fucken contending team
lmao
>>66684859
Actually, on that play, Utley was controversially called safe.
>>66684890
Moving to LA may attract a free agent quarterback, but not this coming year
And most of the guys, especially on the defense, that made you go "if only StL had a quarterback" are either gone or declining
>>66684908
Crazy.
Fuck, baseball has a great lore desu
>>66684890
Rams won't last in LA. Almost everyone here is a raider fan or a fan of another big name/historic team like the cowboys or patriots
>>66684943
>>>/handegg/
Fuck off
I hope you're developing liver cancer by drinking yourself to Death, DG
your bullpen is shit
>>66684943
People will jump on the Rams hype train. Hell I'll probably go to a game just for the heck of it. I can't picture LA as a football city though. Then again you wouldn't think of LA as a hockey city either but the Kings make do.
is it weird to go to a game alone?
>>66684988
Not if you post every 3-4 minutes on 4chan like pb and his first shitattle game
>>66684977
I fucking called a dinger after they pulled dude but I thought it would be Posey
>doyers
I audibly laughed out loud desu senpai
>>66684988
Govto a few movies alone and see if you feel awkward. If you don't then you're good.
>>66685009
i really triggered you huh
>>66685036
good idea
>>66685055
No, you're what I expect from Seattle sports ""fans.""
>>66685081
i see
>>66685055
Have you actually gone to safeco for an actual game yet?
>>66685106
i went tonight and posted like 5 times in the game thread. now this guys is buttmad
When were you when meme magic was confirmed?
>>66685106
Today was his first.
And he spent half of it shitposting in the gamethread.
>>66685114
kek
Is it true that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
>>66685036
What if your local theater has a no singles policy?
>>66685110
Congrats brah, how'd you like it
>>66685114
that's OK, at least he's been to a game now
who /winless/ here?
>>66685133
I can see how dodgers fans would think that since they dont actually know what winning a WS in the last 28 years feels like, but no
>>66683114
>have a shared fantasy team with my son's wife
>she insists on dropping McHugh because of a 1/3th inning sample size
>>66685159
Canada, Ladies and Gents
>>66685149
thanks m8. i had a great time, dae ho lee's dinger was fucking cool. i think im going to go to another game later this month
>>66685174
I'm glad you enjoyed yourself m8
>>66685212
thanks senpai. how did your team do today?
>>66685259 NEW THREAD
>>66685227
They set an MLB record of 3 PH dingers... and finally won a game
>>66685270
now that would be cool to see happen
>>66685336
it would've been even cooler to see happen live.
t. wagecuck
>>66684988
Of course not.
>>66685032
I thought it would be a Posey walk-off with two baserunners on walks against the starter.
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