The Masters Round 2
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/Sp/ieth -5
Mcilroy -3
De Chambeau -3
>Mickelson
Stream at http://www.masters.com/ and on ESPN
How's Tiger doin?
>Chambeau can defy gravity of the slopes
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Get your wellies you reddit cunt
>de chambeau
Where's Papi?
>Just finished my round
>McDonalds serve all day breakfast
>mfw
OFFICIAL /MASTERS/ KEK RANKINGS
1. Great Britain
2. Canada
3. Ireland
4. Australia
5. South Africa
6. New Zealand
7. Japan
POWER GAP
88. Chile
89. Haiti
90. China
POWER GAP
9999. United State
99999. Ukraine
999999. Zimbabwe
>>66676211
should add Turks and Caicos Islands somewhere
Hello again, gents.
is brooks koepka on the cusp of being elite
Speef looks frustrated as hell today, I wonder if his gf cucked him in the club house last night.
>>66676230
>red eyes
>slutty outfit
>no gloves
>no sportsbra
she's not playing on my course desu
>>66676205
>playing with 7 friends on sunday morning
>go back to buddys house with everyone
>shit tons of whisky for mint juleps and water moccasin
>good food too
>watching the rest of the masters with them all day on a brand new 4k telly
gonna be a fucking comfy day Sunday
>>66676230
>dubai
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
>>66676230
Who's this semon demon
Mickelson is finished
would you a Lydia Ko, /sp/?
>>66676280
>kimchimonkey
No
>>66676254
Not my literal day, was speaking as if i was fatty t b h.
Sounds breddy good though but whats a water moccasin.
mint juleps remind me of HST at the kentuckey derby
Whats
>>66676280
Only if she wore her glasses, desu
>>66676280
She should go out with Lee desu
>>66676280
there's no way she's actually 18, right? she looks 32 in most photos.
that said, she seems like a cool girl and is incredible at golf. i just struggle to believe her age
>DE SHAM BEAU
>Phil's putting
>>66676242
he was cucked by dechambeau you can tell
>>66676247
>he doesn't want to watch dem tittays jiggle
>>66676299
Water Moccasin recipe : peach schnapps. whisky (whiskey,Bourbon...). orange liqueur (cointreau, grand marnier...). sweet and sour mix.
>>66676230
fappin right the fuck now
how much pussy does a guy like dechambeau get?
>elite college golfer
>in the hunt for the masters as an amateur
Do they have sluts on deck for the golfers at night at Agusta?
>>66676299
>>66676327
glass, fill with whiskey of your choosing, drink
>>66676247
>no gloves
>she's holding a putter
Will the conditions be this tough for the weekend too?
>>66676273
Professional golfer Paige Spiranac m8
Any drink with more than two spirits in is pretty gay tbqh
>>66676327
Fuckin' noice. Speaking of cocktails still haven't had a good bloody mary in my life, had a shit one in berlin & know it was shit
>>66676327
This was meant for you famalam >>66676352
When does Tiger tee off lads?
based fucking tom
>>66676352
i refuse to make my own drinks with more than two ingredients
if someone else is making it for me, sure knock yourself out, but it better not taste worse than a straight shot or what's the fucking point
>>66676367
Each to their own faggot. It's a refreshing drink.
>>66676382
I'll make myself a white russian or cut a lime for a dark and stormy. That's as far as it goes.
>>66676362
They put generic cheap sriracha instead of tabasco in it too
>drinking alcohol out of anything besides a claret jug
I've literally heard "get in the hole" twice today. What is he on about.
>tfw no bababooie
>>66676399
>Tabasco
>not cheap or generic
lel
Whatever happened to Kevin Na?
>egg mayo story
>constant respect and clapping for watson
I came here to funpost NOT to feel
QUEEF
U
E
E
F
>deflowering whiskey with anything but 2 (two) drops of distilled water per 14 oz
>>66676392
Hungover at a nice sunday brunch and that would be fucking sick
>Can we get Jordan to stop swingin' his club around?
KEK
just saw Ernie Els' memeing on the 1st hole
my sides, they are a splitting
paul casey seems so irrelevant today yet he's at -2
>tell Jordan to stop swinging his club around
kek
>>66676436
if the water was meant to be in the whiskey the experts at the whiskey distillery would've put it in there for you
THANKS TOM
>>66676436
What if it is shitty old Benchmark?
>>66676419
I mean cheap and generic in a bad way
that green tabasco is dope
I'm looking forward to golden boy Queef getting half the shit Tiger used to get.
>>66676468
THANKS TOM
seriously, are we going to stop pretending it's ok to celebrate a hundred white men who don't let any PoC or women play in their league? How can you watch this racist garbage and look yourself in the mirror after?
I dont have any pictures of fedora on my phone, but if i did id post it and quote all you fucking whiskey faggot.
>>66676492
>people say PoC unironically
cringe
>>66676492
Yes
and;
with zero regrets
>>66676492
i just watch the nba afterwards to make up for it
>>66676492
Here's your reply
>giving him (you)'s
>>66676492
BAIT
A
I
T
>the field is 242 over par today
Jesus Christ
>>66676492
>shitting up a comfy thread with 2/10 bait
>>66676517
this
>tfw Ernie is shit
That swing doesn't deserve such fuck ups
>>66676518
>anything I don't like is bait
Does the truth hurt that much? I can't wait until bigots like yourself are extinct.
>chambeau
Welp!!
at least I'm not this guy, amerite?
>>66676532
i'm really impressed with how mcilroy ground out a score considering this. looked like he shat the bed but he got it together.
i wasn't sure if the course was really playing that hard or if they were spooked by spieth but jordan is showing that it's damn tough out there today.
>>66676539
>tfw his son is severely autistic too
Just tuned in lads. Why is scoring so bad today? Is it the wind?
>>66676546
Lad you know where reddit is so I know you're trolling
>>66676559
Chaplets. When will they learn?
>>66676576
BIG FOOKIN TITTIES
>britbong golphers
>>66676576
Yeah it's been brutal. You can hear it.
>>66676576
How does she even swing with those tits in the way?
>>66676561
The conditions seem better than afternoon yesterday so i'm surprised its so low scoring, but then again i'm not there
>>66676589
WAY TO GO LARRY!!!
>Mize making that putt for the cut
Based.
>Mickelson
what went so horribly wrong?
>you will never be an all-american boy and golfing prodigy like Spieth
why live?
>>66676629
Son must of kept him up all night REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66676576
>tfw you'll always be Rollen with Drolen every morning just to see dem titties
Is Pickledson gonna shank his way right out of the second stage?
>>66676629
HINGE
AND
HOLD
>>66676635
you can be my all-american boy
>Lels
>>66676629
He turned into a Tiger
Would there ever be a Ryder cup here? Don't see it myself but it would be pretty GOAT.
>>66676660
Alright Estelle
What's a good $40 bottle of scotch? Prefer malt, honey, vanilla, but not real sweet
>Tom
;_;
>>66676692
THANKS TOM!!!
>Tom Watson uses a soccer ball themed golf ball
>>66676679
No.
anyone got a streamer?
KERPLUNK
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>66676629
100 bucks says Phil misses the putt
>>66676721
have you tried, oh I don't know:
http://www.cbssports.com/golf/masters/live
GOLLL-LY!
>Unbelievable
Why does everyone suck today?
>>66676692
i prefer natural lite beer and jack daniels or the kraken (red rum is good too)
>>66676254
I mean, I enjoy watching golf by myself while I'm working my work from home job, but who the hell watches it with friends?
GO GO GO GO GO
>>66676739
Wind. Cucking in the club house last night.
Go Go Go
>pls go
What does yelling "GO GO GO GO" at the ball do?
>>66676742
Old J Tiki Fire is the best spiced rum
pretty short for a tee off
/sp/ieth does it again
>>66676760
It makes the ball go. Do you even play golf?
>tom watson puff piece
Would you eat this, /sp/?
>>66676743
I watch with my girlfriend
>this clip show
I cant, lads
I cant
>>66676760
BABA BOOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>66676772
I'd eat that sandwich
>>66676772
yeah..duh.
>>66676743
People who are obsessed with golf do?
>>66676772
It would be an honor
>>66676772
yes
>>66676772
All fucking day every day.
>>66676775
G E T I N T H E H O L E
E
T
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N
T
H
E
H
O
L
E
>>66676743
Watching with my pops after his dialysis
Keeps tellin me that Tom Watson was an alcoholic
>>66676760
What does yelling smashed potatoes do?
What will you do when they show Tiger's last Masters montage?
someone post the prices for food and drinks at augusta please
>>66676772
Those potato chips are probably god tier
>>66676809
I'll cry like a baby
Im not ashamed to admit it
>>66676814
>tfw Jew-free organization
>>66676827
>Snacks
>asprin
>Tylenol
>>66676809
leave halfway through as a tribute
JAIDEEEEEEEEEEEE
When is Bryson DeChambeau going to play the antagonist in a golf movie?
>Fill
>>66676809
>yfw Tiger's montage makes no mention of his wife beating him
back on top
Top that, Chad
DE CHAMP
>>66676827
damn I'd expect prices to be much higher
Is there a more frustrating feeling in golf than when the ball stops rolling directly behind the hole?
Who else /DeChambeau/ here?
>Sky saying Tom's going to get an amazing ovation as he walks up the 18th for the last time
>Immediately cut to Phil missing another easy putt
Fucking hell.
>>66676827
>No Jews Allowed
>>66676842
>he doesn't snack on aspirin
THANKS TOM
>>66676877
Part of the charm. Augusta National are the only people in sports that don't try to extort every last penny out of the consumers.
>no advertising on the grounds ("sports drink", "soda")
>cheap concessions
>four minutes of commercials per hour
>that hanger
:'(
>>66676827
I need to go there
>>66676913
good luck lel, like winning the lottery
>you will never go back in time and sabotage Cink in the 2009 Open play-off
sorry tom
god DAMN
HE'S STILL GOT IT LADS
NO
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO IN
>I was only 9 years old, I loved phil mickelson so much
>I had all of his short game lessons on DVD, and callaway clubs
>I pray to Phil every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>Phil is love, I say, Phil is life
>my dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Phil
>I call him a Tiger
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>a warmth is moving toward me
>I feel something touch me
>it's phil
>I'm so happy
>he whispers in my ear, "Hinge and hold"
>he grabs me with his powerful hands, that can flop a shot 50 feet in the air while only advancing three yards, and he puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for phil
>he penetrates my butthole
>it hurts so much but I do it for phil
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his shaft, I want to please phil
>he roars, as if he came runner up in the US Open for the seventh time, and phils me with his love
>my dad walks in
>Phil looks him straight in the eye and gives him a thumbs up, tipping his hat and smiling
>Phil leaves through my window, leaving behind tickets to the Masters
>Phil is love, Phil is life
>>66676897
THANK YOU THOMAS!!
>>66676929
>calling your dad a nigger
I stopped right three out of respect for your dad
THANKS TOM
What a beautiful putt. Deserved it to go in. Major lump in my throat, and I don't mean a cancerous one.
>>66676949
its a pasta you idiot
>>66676958
>implying
>>66676929
HINGE
AND
HOLD
>it couldnt just roll another 3 ft
>>66676991
I'LL BE BACK says Tommy
>>66676140
>all this tom Watson dick sucking
>>66676585
CURRENT YEAR
If you had Masters tickets, would you follow a group around the course, or just camp out with a few beers at Amen Corner?
SPIETH CHOKING
those fucking putts
LMAO
>CASEY
>>66677004
Fuck off. Tom Watson deserves his dick sucking.
>THE CITY OF CASEY
>>66677017
Uhh no
>>66677007
having been to golf events, camping out is almost always the best option, then follow the last group in
Why does the PGA tour allow its biggest event to be hosted by a racist organization?
>>66677007
Park it. Fuck walking.
who's our guy?
damn that was close
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
also, nice shot phil
Too much hinge or too much hold?
>>66677007
depends on the day
thursday and friday you pick an earlier pairing to follow all 18, then you go back and follow the current leader
on saturday you get drunk as fuck and hurl insults at bubba for being a total faggot and then asking jordan if he'll let you suck him off in the clubhouse after the round
on sunday you meet up with the old guys you met on saturday night that are probably a part of the iluminati and they shuffle you up near the action on 18 in return for sneaking them malted spirits as the day progresses
>JERDIN SPOYTHE
Your face when you realize every tournament will now have ultra-HD low altitude slow flybys of every hole thanks to drones
>get a beautiful pin shot
>miss the putt again
>>66677047
It's the American way
LEL
E
L
>not putting enough science on your putt
>>66677048
>Danny "tfw no gf" Lee
Fuck you Spieth I believed in you
>gordon beef
>16 cucking everybody
>>66677071
>beautiful pin shot
What in the fuck are you talking about faggot
Is Dechambeau winning meme magic, spee?
>tigers goat chip shot at 16th was 41 years ago
>an amateur is in 2nd place
Nice tour there America
>>66677132
>who is Paul Dunne
>>66677120
That'd be something. I think his odds were at like 500/1.
>>66677120
Hard to really have meme magic before the weekend.
1970's Mercedez benz were hideous
>Rose
So unlucky
>Weir still playing professional golf
Literally why
who else /nocuticlesbecausefingerpickingisfun/ here?
who's the camera guy for this
I cant see where anything's landed
>>66677181
I quit picking my nails a few years back and now my fingers don't look fucked up or hurt anymore. Pretty nice to be quite honest, family
>>66677181
shit are you me? just as I read that I noticed I was biting mine down to nothing. pain is fun.
man spieth really has a stick up his ass today. this is great.
also, i'm not gay but looking at MemeChambeau the dude must get pussy for days
classic hinge and hold
BIG FOOKIN MICKLETITTIES
tfw can't drink a bunch of beer while watching the Masters because i'm sick as fuck.
>>66677197
what's the secret?
>>66677202
I want that polo he's wearing.
>motherfucking Bryson DeChambreau
>>66677189
>Thinking there's one camera guy
How autistic can you be?
>Spieth v. McIlroy on Sunday in final pairing
>The Alpha Barn Rat shoots 62 and tests the tensile strength of the storied green jacket
>chambeau thinking he can meme his way to a chip in
>>66677202
>>66677219
Faggots
>>66677217
I feel your pain bro. Been in bed for two days. I think I'm gonna say fuck it and drink through it tonight
>>66677218
My nails were so fucking flimsy from years of picking on them, which made it really easy to continue to pick them.
The way I broke the habit was by putting nail hardener (clear nail laquer) on my fingernails to help the nails get harder, and then I stopped picking my fingernails one by one.
Took about three months to break the habit.
>>66677250
Homophobia is not welcome here
CHOKE
>>66677250
DAE think Spieth is a little dadboddy?
>JORDAN
CMON KEK
>>66677217
What is your affliction?
>>66677250
>being this insecure
>>66677239
I lold
>>66677257
can I cup your balls once?
>>66677253
I'm going to take a big ass dose of NyQuil around 9:00 tonight in hopes of being able to drink tomorrow night. So over this shit right now.
B O G E Y
O
G
E
Y
>>66677239
>mfw I checked and he's only 4 shots back
lmao
>>66677265
Sinus infection. Nothing too horrible but very irritating.
Spent today working from home (aka watching the Masters all day).
Would you be able to shoot under 100 at Augusta, /sp/?
>>66677257
You really think they knowingly allow fags at Augusta?
>tfw Payne Stewart is still dead
>>66677292
Depends on the wind senpai
>>66677294
If they don't you could sue
>>66677292
In tournament conditions? I'd 12-putt every hole.
>>66677292
12 HDCP here...I'm gonna go ahead and say no.
But, if I played from the whites and had a caddy, then maybe.
>>66677294
Fowler is there
>it's /sp/eith
Gf just left to go tutor her friend Tayshawn. Needs help with his math hw or something. So I'm free all night what kinda beer should I go get to celebrate?
>>66677265
AIDS
>>66677292
not the faintest chance, and it's not the course it's the greens. no one here could get around augusta in less than 38 putts
also, rory now the betting favourite
>>66677292
Non Masters conditions no problem
Spieth is the LeBron of golf
>>66677329
A nice cuck ale should do
>>66677345
Do you think about the words you're writing before you write them? Jesus Christ.
>>66677334
speak for yourself Turkey Chocolate
I could do Augusta in at less the 90s
Anybody here remember /sp/ minigolf on playforia?
pls say yes
>>66677132
>an american amateur is doing better than Europe's best golfers
How sad.
>>66677361
Never played but always remembered seeing the threads.
see ya, Tom ;_;7
>>66676422
3 off the lead now, are you a Wizard?
>dechambeau 230 off the tee into the shit
wew
Lol dechamfagg
Dechambeau is done, meme magic is over
oh wow, what the fuck dechambeau
the pressure is this high on friday? sunday will be insane
COLLAPSE
>>66677361
I'd be up for a game after m8
>>66677378
It was great /sp/ tradition until the new mods shows up and started autosaging every thread. this was several years ago
REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH
REDDIT BLOWN THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTTT
>>66677427
Is this game still hosted somewhere? We should get a game going.
>>66677427
ought to start new threads
Pooh and Haxball as well 2bh
the new staff are a bit more understanding
astonishing shot by matsuyama
this is 'mcilroy in the cabins' stuff here from memeboy
>>66677426
I havent played in a long time but I'll set up a game and leave it idle hoping to hear the beep if anyone is interested. I don't post on /sp/ much anymore, you think the mods would allow a thread? or should I just post in here?
>>66677437
>You will never be Prime Arnold
Literally Captain America tier.
>It's gonna be a Rory vs Spieth episode tomorrow.
I, for one am pretty excited.
we /nature walk/ now
WHAT HAPPENED
WHY ARE WE HIKING??????
>>66677451
Post it here
>spieth
everybodys collapsing
holy shit mcilroy was in there yesterday that's impossible
rory's going to be leading YESSSS
>>66677473
Dechambeau shanked it into the woods twice
what the fug is going on
We going full meme here fampai
>Nature Walks with DeChambeau
What a mess.
>>66677483
R-rare?
post
>yfw memechambeau misses the cut now
>tfw can't even execute a drop properly
FULL MEME LADS
>yfw it hits the top of the tree and we do this again
This is the Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles of golf.
>dropping a ball from five feet up on an incline
>it keeps rolling off
END THIS
>>66677509
First time bro?
>Be at Masters
>Sneak off into the woods to get a BJ from the gf
>Some faggot amateur wearing a Payne Stewart hat leads a nigger and a camera crew through the trees
caddy trying to calm him down, he's freaking out
'your alright, bud, YOU'RE ALRIGHT!'
NO RUNNING
>>66677533
>high test ass pounding gay porn ensues
>>66677532
No, just never noticed before
christ the grass is PERFECT
>>66677378
>>66677426
>>66677445
>>66677446
http://www.playforia.net/play/minigolf/
Room: /sp/
Password: shaw
lets make /sp/ great again
mickleboobs
>esspeeth
RIP
I
P
>>66677570
>The Google Chrome browser does not support the Java plugin. Try another browser, like, fe. Firefox.
lmao is this a fucking joke
>>66677570
Don't forget to register so you can use the chat
jesus, Phil
come on
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>66677598
I just downloaded Firefox only to play minigolf, I need to experience the nostalgia of getting wasted by myself and ragequitting
ELITE
L
I
T
E
SAVE
A
V
E
remember when phil was rockin those big biceps to compete against Tiger?
>>66677481
Just started a new game, waiting for more players
>chambeau
OGRE
>Rory vs /sp/ieth duel tomorrow
Body = ready.
>>66677065
>tfw firstrow 240p stream
>>66677643
Install java? The fuck is that? I was making an app in Scala yesterday.
lets meme deshambo a green jacket
>that shambo feel
Tomorrow is his day, lads. Mark my words.
>>66677615
F2
>pay respects
>>66677691
Gtfo faggot
Phil Chokelson in full effect
Mickeltits misses cut
I was right after play yesterday: Fowler, Mickeltits and Bubba out
>>66677626
NEED ONE MORE PLAYER
>>66677659
Apparently Google Chrome doesn't support Java anymore because reasons. For me, Firefox was a quick install with no hassle and I'm only using it for minigolf
The game just started so you've got time if you want to be there for the next one
Oh Phil son oh lad
>he was at -1
what a way to fall
Phil needs to be taken out back and put down holy shit
>LeMemeblow
this shit must end
Now comes coverage of all these golfers not seen today while Phil was putting up a +8 round
>Pickletits
>it's a DJ misses a key putt episode
>speef whining about being on the clock
>>66677764
It's pretty terrible how little of Langer we've seen considering he's had a ridiculously good performance for his age.
>le 'crusty green' meme
You guys are mean
30 for 30 on John Daly when?
>>66677895
Would be pretty good tbqh.
the wind is just brutal today
can phil meme his way back in this?
>>66677764
Phil usually gets hot. This is the first time it hasn't gone his way in years. They covered Phil because it's safe.
Its nice to finally get a chance to sit down and watch some golf and relax. Its exhausting taking care of all 6 of my wife's kids! i just pray they don't all start begging me to buy them golf clubs- i'm already broke as crud haha
>>66677921
He won't.... championship sunday won't be the same without phil
>>66677847
Remember two years ago when he finished T-8?
>>66677933
Brutal
Bill haas guy are you here m8
Phil pls
theres one
>>66677847
>Bernhard Langer will be the next guy to receive the type of send off Watson received today
>it'll be nearly a decade off
alright guys it's been fun
i have to take my wife's 10yo daughter and her friends to gymnastics class
>>66677933
Haha ebin dude
>>66677953
yeah m8 hi
>>66678030
Later Cuck
>>66677933
This meme is garbage tier T.B.H.
So who wins now? Speith? Rory? Someone else?
>>66678097
/barnrat/
>>66676211
>Mike Weir will always be at the Masters to embarrass Canada
HOW THE FUCK DID HE EVER WIN
who /autismputt/ here?
http://www.playforia.net/play/minigolf/
game name: /sp/
password: shaw
current game two holes away from ending
>mourning doves
\â—‹/ send Phil your energy
>the city of lieshman
PHIL NOOOOOOOO
>pickletits
Phil....... no
:'(
I can't deal
its over
the dream is dead
Daniel Berger doing alright for himself.
>>66678243
theres no way she's not 16
deshambro got memed on hard
>>66678243
p h o t o s h o p
>>66678243
>makes final rounds of the masters
>has never won a tournament
disgusting
is anyone playing minigolf?
>>66678243
>>66678464
Oh that would've been such a great putt
now this is putting
Golf must be pretty expensive to cover right? So many cameras..
>>66678464
I'd hit a power fade into her pussy, if you catch my drift.
>>66676230
Fuck you, now I have to have my fourth fap of this Masters.
Is he, dare I say it...our guy?
>>66678792
dat 70 degree swing plane
>>66678792
>full head of hair
nah
>>66678811
that's why the funky hat
it doesn't stress the hair line the way a ball cap does
>>66676827
>tickets: $99999999999999
I'm in love lads.
>>66678935
nooo, this masters is going to ruin my dick so bad
my cockskin is already peeling up
>>66676772
>no pimento cheese
>>66678935
who is this semen demon?
>>66678792
>/alphabarnrat/
>>66677895
>30 for 30: john daly
>30 smokes in a pack
>30 beers in a suitcase
pottery
>>66676827
Anyone remember those old MasterCard commercials?
Pimento cheese sandwich? $1.50.
Aspirin? 50 cents.
Tickets to the Masters? Priceless.
If you don't drink Chatham artillery punch with the lads during The Masters you should reconsider your life choices
>>66677904
you know they are making it right?
>>66684549
I did not know that. Great news.
>tfw watching a repeat of Live from The Masters
Monty is good at analysis tbqh.
>>66678935
Whore. shoving her tits in front of the camera like all western bimbos. No wonder the women's tour is dominated by Asians.
Who plays with Bubba today? Isn't it one of the members?
>>66688282
http://www.pga.com/news/golf-buzz/jeff-knox-living-average-joes-masters-dream
Found it. Would be good if you could bet on him to beat Bubba lol
First for Bubba getting beat by the marker today
>no coverage again
It's like only showing the second half of a football match. Good damn Jews at Sky.
Wait so coverage doesn't start til 2:00(ct)? Fuck nigga
>>66691533
Masters.com coverage starts like now buddy
>>66691744
Well supposedly it does, it says 10:15 features group coverage but its not live yet
Are Spieth and Mcelroy a featured group today for tv?
>>66691780
They should tee off in time for main coverage surely
who /dannylee/ here
>>66691780
Probably but they don't tee off until 2:50 and TV coverage starts at 3:00
>>66691780
The funky tv stuff is only for thurs-fri. During the weekend it's business as usual on TV. Coverage will start around an hour or two before the final pairing tees off. And Masters coverage is godly when it's on since there's almost no commercials.
>featured group coverage begins at 10:15 EDT
>10:23
>this channel is offline
Redpill me on this DeChambeau. He seems like the most insufferable fedora tipper.
>>66692044
Reddit: the golfer
Shit swing stupid hat muh amateur muh stem degree named his clubs after masters champions or something
So yeah he's a total faggot
>>66691881
One of the gayest reactions pics i've ever seen
TAG TEAM
BACK AGAIN
REX N EFFEX BABY LETS BEGIN
Anyone else find that their Masters app is broken??
>>66692044
>>66692120
>the sound of two sore buttcheeks rubbing together
You guise should get some prepH
>>66692483
fuck off cunt
>Bubba just wanted to go back to his hotel room and shitpost
>Pickletits knocked him back above the cut
>>66692639
The cut (+6) was 10 behind the leader Spieth (-4)
Nowt to do with Mickletits
>>66692677
what are you on about
the broadcasters stated quite clearly yesterday that the cut is the 50th player as well as anyone that tied the 50th's card
>>66692716
Then how was Bubba out in 57th on his own this morning?
>>66692743
>ties the 50th player card score
maybe you should just lurk more, cuntm8
look at the fucking leader board, Bubba is playing today
>Bubba already +2
>>66692716
>>66692743
Cut line is top 50+ties as well as anyone within 10 strokes of the leader
I'm not sure which of you is the retard so im just quoting both of you to be safe
>>66692869
>10 strokes with in Spieth
see that I did know
i'll just tuck that one away for later
it's really to bad he(/sp/eef) fell back so far yesterday, this field was already feeling to crowded the past two days
>>66693028
>did not know
>>66693028
True but at least it'll be more interesting
I'm pulling for speef but i wasnt looking forward to a runaway.
>>66692869
>>66693028
Like I said, Bubba was out on his own at +6 in 57th place last night. He was 10 shots off Spieth so he sneaked in.
>>66693110
[nods furtively through hangover]
Rory will make it a foot race
probably get some upstart way back in the field come into the final picture tomorrow
standard Masters magic
>>66693144
very well then
Does the absence of Mickeltities drive the appeal down for anyone else?
i just wanna say that the Masters app broadcast has been solid as a rock
and >Disne!yspn.com has been absolutely abysmal
>>66693198
Little bit, yeah.
My dad was almost heartbroken when he realized Pickleson missed the cut
WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEWwwwwindy
>>66677292
Your average scratch golfer would shoot a 120 playing in these exact conditions.
>>66695011
With 70 putts maybe. Even hackers would love space and conditions.
Madman winds today fampai. Look for the low ball flight guys to play well and the Euros who are more accustomed to playing links style conditions.
I think Justin Rose will work his way to the final group tomorrow. I don't particularly like Rory or Spieth in today's weather.
>>66695207
Really like Dustin Johnson today too since he seems to play better the tougher it gets.
Had to work this morning, but now heading out to the beach for an hour, and then back in time to see Rory break Spieth in half.
Should be a good day.
>>66695207
weather is supposed to be clear like American beer tomorrow, so I still expect Rory and Spieth to be a competing factor
>>66695383
Kys mong
who /triple screen/ here?
who /lazy saturday/ here
>>66695477
>Autism
>>66695477
Here senpai. >rags, Yankees, and Masters
>No Mickelson
>No Tigger
What's even the point?
>>66695923
We /roryandspieth/ now
>that chip in
>>66695941
This. Shit's way more exciting than those two old guys.
>>66695923
Spieth is the future
>Bubba
What the fuck happened?
>>66696020
>under armour
>>66695897
are you me?
watching the Broons hopefully secure a playoff spot
>>66695207
So I should bet Bernhard Langer in the 1:30 group? Against Jason Day?
Sounds like I'm sleeping in my car again.
>>66676140
It's NOT on ESPN. What is up with this retarded schedule? 4 channels have Masters stuff but not the actual fucking play, fuck ESPN.
>>66696064
Hi newcunt
How do I Chromecast with the Masters app
Halp
>>66696145
"Oh hey we have the broadcast rights? Let's not start until the majority of the day's players are done so we only have to show one group, that's more time for commercials!"
Fucking Jews this is horseshit.
>>66696145
Masters golf is too exclusive for broadcast television. You have to go to them and their streams.
>>66696222
>more time for 4 minutes of commercials an hour
>>66696222
No, blame the casuals
Most people just want to watch the last handful of groups. If the majority of people wanted to watch the first groups out theyd show them
>>66696070
>>66695477
>>66695897
Same here lads
>tfw wings are trying to miss the playoffs for the first time in my life time
>>66696259
It's not even close to that. ESPN has like 2 empty channels right now (TBA), Golf channel is doing pure interview or practice tee footage, CBS is doing behind the scenes specials.
The demand is there, we want to fucking watch it, but ESPN only wants to show the end of the day after nearly everyone is already finished.
>talking about Grand Slam
>"first introduced to golf, then baseball, then softball, all from bridge!"
>completely ignores that its primary usage refers to tennis
Nice sport golfbabs.
>>66696145
>>66696222
>>66696256
>>66696318
Nobody wants to watch Jack Whothehellcaresson try to hit par so he makes enough to feed his family for 4 hours
>>66696208
Please respond
>>66696384
Do you even see the guys currently playing? These aren't fucking unknowns and amateurs, they're big names who just happen to also not be named Spieth.
The demand is there, ESPN just can't be arsed to do something about it.
>>66696349
What is this some rivalry between tennis and golf? I like and play both because I'm a true patrician
>>66696318
Augusta controls that bruh. They're crazy restrictive when it comes to media coverage.
>SIT SIT SIT SIT
What did he mean by this?
>>66696550
As they say on the internet, "this".
>>66696349
Literally who gives a fuck
>>66696843
He wanted it to sit
do people here stop watching on their computer when the tv coverage comes on?
what the fuck is this meme shit
>>66697065
Don't know but I'd pound that milf slag
>>66697056
We break into Verne Lundquist's house and listen on the radio. His wife dances for us.
