FIGHTNIGHT TARD ROTHWELL HYPE THREAD
Reminder that it's gonna be a sunday card
other uncle dana cards: http://m.ufc.ca/schedule
news:
>cuckbib fighting a who
>weidshit family thread cuck btfo
>holly got blacked. ikr no surprise lmao
>ngannou is goat. ikr...
old leaf bread>>66670395
NGANNOU
All these mugs scrambling to make a new thread. Pathetic.
B I G
U
L
L
Rose + Ngannou = <3
ngannou plus rose equals happy man me
You all jumping the Ngannou train...
I remember when you all laughed because he's speciality was crossfit.
>>66675800
I train cross fit 3 times a day MINIMUM now, when will I look like Ngannou?
What do you mean Holly got blacked
>>66675814
>>66675800
i didn't laugh, i was on the team since day one lad, i do crossfit 3 times per week MINIMUM
>>66675944
I guess memes really are becoming reality
>>66675997
it's the current year of memes, we literally will get wojak vs pepe elections lad
literally who
>>66675944
>66675944
Holly getting railed by Jones doesnt surprise me at all, I bet its been happening for awhile.
Yoel definitely isnt getting any play though, unless you count shouting from the doorway.
>HEY JON
>WHAT HAPPEN YOU
>NO DRIVE DE CAR
>*sits on stool and breathes heavily*
jones has weird wide hips/waist for a black guy. at least he compensates and almost forms a v-taper with the huge upper body
>>66676072
kek
plus look at jon claiming holly holding her shoulder, her body is aimed towards him. yoel got curbed kek
>>66676072
LMAO
>>66675944
Holly looks pretty good in that pic
miesha is a true butterface. fake tits and possibly augmented ass too. shame. she could have been like a bootleg dani daniels if she did porn
Just put a $20 parlay on Ngannou and Rothwell
I hope the big boys come through for me, then I basically get Dark Souls 3 for free
>>66676174
>for jon
>>66676179
Her butt is real but nothing special, evidence is basicly video footage over the years
The tits are 100% fake and shouldve been bigger since theyre fake anyway desu
>>66676234
good lad, putting a cheeky 50 on the same parlay
spain btfo?
404
0
4
>>66676234
I put $20 on Junior.
Daily reminder that Ngannou hits like hes trying to rend his opponents soul from his body.
Blaydes better bring his S rank wrestlefucking game
>>66676234
Don't put muney on Ngannou, Blaydes is going to run through him. Believe me.
>>66676603
Blaydes only chance is 15 minutes of dryhump
Which is very possible, but its not like hes a threat to finish
>>66676587
eat shit cunt
>le op news
we /ngannou/ now
>>66676608
All wins (no losses) via TKO. He's gonna take him down, make him work, make him gass and get a stoppage.
It won't be pretty. But it will be simple and effective.
>>66676626
If he gets the TKO finish I will post a pic of my dick with a donut on it with timestamp
>>66676597
Giga nigger is gonna get rekt as soon as he fights someone good
>>66676644
Thats ok, no need.
>>66676651
>heavyweights
>good
What an idiotic Janitor
You guys are idiots too for making so many threads ffs
Who's looking forward to Sundays card?
>>66676668
you answered yourself
it's still frday
asking about sunday
on friday
asking heem
about sunday
on friday
(You)
>>66676614
>>66676614
are you my arianny nemesis?
>>66676651
>le blaydes will win
>le blaydes wasn't even "good"
fuck off m8
>>66676668
idk what you're talking about, I made a /ngannou/ thread, it's the evolution of heem, the dank meme thread. stay in the backwards /heem/ for your shit discussions lad
>>66676668
The closer the card gets the slower time goes.
>>66676709
What are you even trying to say lad
Speak English pedro
>>66676738
WE
/NGANNOU/
NOW
>4 heavyweight fights on the main card
This will either be a card of brutal KOs or a bunch of shitty gassed decisions. No middle ground
jon jones
NOMATTERWHEREYOUCUMBOYIMSUCKINGGETYOURSHITTOGETHER*dropsmic*
Who kickin /CrAsian/ here?
We /asianstreetmeat/ tomorrow!
>All you wanna do is sit in a comfy /heem/ thread and post the night away
>Autist thread wars ruined it
>>66676668
Went to youtube to get the weight ins in another tab, remember that the card is sunday and not tommorrow
>You know remember bret rodgers was beating the shit outta the "goat"
>>66677038
Arlovski was also beating the shit out of the GOAT.
They both got heemed tho.
>you now remember Fedor's only legit loss was to Werdum
>>66677038
And then he practically got decapitated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdvnCJrvSzQ
Luke is literally perfect
>>66677097
>Got heem'd by a middleweight
>>66677097
>you now remember Fedor's only legit loss was to Werdum
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gDswWi4iLg
/heem/ is so fucking shitty these days its unbelievable
fuck all of you autistic FAGGOTS
>>66677133
hendo is a beast though
>>66677172
At least we have posts like yours to help with overall thread quality
>>66677268
no tomorrow, the event is on sunday
>>66677268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX1mpfmgQF0
>>66677276
realised it was a dumb question after
thanks
>>66677115
>>66677133
Hendo and Silva were both on PEDs that happened to be legal at the time cause the commissions are stupid
>tfw no lithuanian bf to banter and watch fights with then cuddles and sex
Are we watching Legacy tonight lads?
anyone wanna watch fights and heemspeak
>>66677360
i can be your boyfriend
>>66677392
i can do a bit in like 20 mins, need shower first.
>>66677409
solid
>>66677392
aight
>>66677347
>Fedora wasn't on roids
>I rate Fedor
>>66677392
no I'm going outside for a bit
>>66675944
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66676703
why is this picture still up?
>>66676703
she has nice tits but absolutely no hips, very unfortunate
>>66677392
server?
Now that Holly is a known coalburner who Team Paige now?
>>66677547
>nice
>implants
select one
>>66677633
nice for implants
whats the heemspeak deets
>chin prime for deletion
>traumatized by what Cain did to him and is going Gray Maynard and will never be good again
>can never fight for the title again because was given two shots and was destroyed
>lost all gains
>move to American Top Cucks
>is going to get destroyed by Big Ben
Who /BellatorBound/ here?
>>66677656
Who /GYNO/ here?
>>66677611
she dated these two, a polynesian and a native american
>parlay of nigganou and big ben triples your money
shaking
>>66677640
>being so insecure about your body you pay tens of thousands of dollars to have silicone bags put into your chest
>>66677595
>>66677665
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
>>66677665
>>66677595
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
don't think anyone is there atm, mostly done for events and intimate fightfan stuff
>>66677696
i'm on now
>>66677671
There's this fighter called Zach Light. He was in the UFC and fought Pete Spratt. If you find the fight the guy had titties. Like flap jack titties. Felt bad man.
tfw both boxing cards this weekend are infinitely better than the trash the UFC is putting out on Sunday
>>66677806
>boxing
>ever not shit
>>66677806
>5 HW fights
>trash
DON'T YOU WANT SOME SPICY HEEMS ?
>>66677836
found the 15 year old
>>66677611
> took a pic with her training partners
> blacked, coal burner
> I find it funny to act like this
>>66677806
>watching chink and spic manlets over ngannou and big ben
top cuck
>>66677846
guaranteed i'm older than you
>>66677855
>"training partner"
get a load of this oblivious nu male cuck
>>66677846
on TV boxing is still better than poker, golf, bowling, NFL, hockey, and fucking soccer
>>66677702
4 chimps
>>66677855
>hello, i am from australia and i am new to /sp/
>>66675944
why are they swimming in undies? This picture makes no sense
This thread is for cucks. That is all.
>>66677917
why does she look so much like one?
>>66677926
didn't even realise that lmao, holly wew kek
>muh god
B L A C K E D
>>66677927
glad you could join us
>>66677946
I'm only posting twice in this cuck thread. This post and the previous one. I'll wait till the next thread before posting again.
>>66677960
if you're scared get a dog
>>66677960
oh no pls don't go we will miss your quality posts :O
why are you all voting for trump, you skinhead homo-sport lovers?
https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/bob-arum---fans-of-the-ufc-are-donald-trump-supporters-230855435-boxing.html
>>66677677
Everyone is doing it.
If either loses /heem/ will be BTFO
>>66678038
I just want to troll the world.
>>66678038
>a jew afraid of Trump's America
sounds like a good start to things
>>66678038
He's a former mma promotor so he's gonna make mma great again
>>66678038
Im voting for Trump for no other reason than how unbelievably butthurt it makes liberal faggots
>>66678038
>“The fans of boxing support Hillary [Clinton], Bernie [Sanders], and maybe John Kasich, so there's a difference,” Arum said.
So cucks? I mean they aren't even good quality blacks. Mayweather, Boner, Maidana? All manlets and poor quality mandingos. Rumble, Reem, Jones, Nigganou,Chael Sonne all prime mandingos who could give my wife ground and pound in bed. She wouldn't give Mayweather a second look.
>>66678098
There's been a handful of grisly cartel murders here in Arizona but the cops are working harder than they have in the history of the department to cover it up.
Nothing like some savage executions to make people realize how fucking useless and not needed the police have become.
>>66678168
the people in control, whoever the fuck they are, truly won't be happy until everything good about western civilization is dead
>>66678212
Things will collapse into tribalism long before then.
But yes, I have trouble fathoming why we let the absolute worst scum of humanity, 'people' that can barely be called human, call the shots.
It's not even a conspiracy theory anymore that there is an agenda pushing hard to make everything twisted, disgusting, and the literal opposite of what it should be.
Look at our society now and look at it even 15 years ago. It doesnt even feel like the same planet.
>>66678212
why? if youre in charge dont you want to rule over the best empire possible? who the fuck wants to be boss of some shitty ruins
>>66678272
You're mentally ill.
I'm so fucking hungry lads this is unreal
>>66678302
Without a doubt. I'm also going to thrive in the coming chaos.
You're not.
>>66678318
Eat then
>>66678328
Ok brb
>>66677665
>>66677696
>>66677707
I would be on but hanging out with friends.
>>66678340
we're the only friends you need lad
>>66678371
playing a pen and paper game
for nerds. I will be on after. Should just be a couple hours.
>>66678383
What's this pen and paper game?
>my roommate unironically put $50 on Junior
>>66678418
JDS is ruined goods
Cain literally ended his career
>>66678403
Ops and Tactics. Pretty /k/
>>66678418
i bet that chick is such a stuck up bitch
Randa Markos is pretty fitefu in redhead desu
>>66678383
have fun m8, goin to sleep here
>Hues post-USADA
>>66678318
grill yourself a spider
>>66678468
Ok. Cant wait to see you on the Croatia Card
>>66678477
nova uniao is what like 0-20 since USADA
>>66675944
>damn that oreo
top jej
>>66676072
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cucking_stool
>>66675944
What do you boys reckon then? Was there p in v action or just memes?
>>66678693
>Was there p in v action or just memes
Why does every MMA fighter have shit Guillotine defense?
>Don't protect the neck
>Doesn't try to posture up.
>Doesn't put pressure on the hips.
I NEED SOME FRESH HEEEEEEEEEEEEMS
![CfjtjuWVIAEmD7J[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VuTZHp7.jpg "CfjtjuWVIAEmD7J[1].jpg")
Sweet
>McGreggor vs Diaz 2 odds are dead even
Holy shit JUST!
>>66678328
>>66678479
Made a green smoothie and some toast
Thanks for following my blog
>>66678776
that's actually a nice belt desu. looks way better than the ufc belt.
>>66678787
>green smoothie
t. nu male
>>66678807
>he's not a vegan
Lmao @ ur "life"
>>66678787
Awesome m8
As for myself, I'm going to bed because I'm travelling halfway through France tomorrow for football
Don't forget to like and share
STOCKON MOTHERFUCKER
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>>66678853
you fucked up retard
>>66678882
I tried my best. Please just delete my post while I delete my life now.
>>66678904
at least you're not a soccer fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBmv-mpwdx0&feature=youtu.be
11 minuted in
Faber says TJ looks like a bitch because of USADA
ROIDS COMFIRMED
>>66678977
Faber is such a faggot
>>66678977
Oh god this faggy fucking interviewer needs to shut the fuck up.
>>66677916
only 2 of them are correct
>>66677668
JDS is my absolute favorite fighter and it sucks what happened to him. I gave him the benefit of the doubt after the Stipe fight, but the Overeem fight was just sad. It's not so much his chin, or skill. He's just lost all the aggression he used to have when he was climbing the ranks.
Hard to pick this fight because on paper, he should be able to beat Ben, but Ben is surprising and I like him a lot too, plus I almost always side with the up and comer vs the guy on the slide.
>>66678460
Yeah she is.
>tfw you will live to see the UFC fold in your lifetime
>>66679249
When Honda, McGob, and Jones get btfo.
Then we will have peace
>>66679102
Ben is just too damn tough for scared-Junior. JDS wont
He will eventually crack the Brazilian and send him down
>>66679265
all those people got BTFO except jones who is a legit MONSSTERRR, we won't have peace until pride rules
>>66673820
>hard punching memegregor is not our boy
>hard punching memedarkie is our boy
Stay cucked, cucks
>Youtube recommending me a Cockhold video
No thanks. What a disgrace.
>>66679292
memegregor is an official heem fighter, most people in here who were talking shit about him were just trying to annoy the irish flags or like nate better
The Rock vs John Cena confirmed for 200 co-main event. Are you goofs happy?
>>66679343
never liked him, fuck off faggot
>>66679265
>Jones was the only ufc fighter to get sponsored by Nike for millions
>Now has to wear Reebok for pennies
Jones was already btfo
>>66678977
>cowhurd
how is this guy still on tv?
>>66677115
>hendo was at light-heavyweight for fedor fight
>fedor got heemed by a middleweight
>nate at 170 despite most of his fights at 155
>n-no, Conor lost to a welterweight
>>66679366
talk some shit after you eat my left hook, you won't be able to talk at all nigga ill fuck you up
>>66678977
>faber trying to sell the fight
kek
>>66679398
Hendo had only just returned to LHW, he only lost to Jake fucking Sheild the MW champs two fights before he perma deleted Fedoras chin
He was fucking 207lbs for that fight
>>66679438
>>66678977
Faber just let slip that Dillashaw was on roids at TAM...
>>66679285
Only pride rules I want are the scoring system, soccer kicks, and 12-6 elbows
>>66679523
>Pride Rules
>Elbows
guess again.
>>66679373
by who? himself?
>>66679492
(:
>>66678977
DILLASHAWS GUNA FREAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfYi9RhlfiY
FRANK MURR POPPED FOR ROIDING
http://www.ufc.ca/news/ufc-statement-on-frank-mir-april-8-2016
>The UFC organization was notified today that the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) has informed Frank Mir of a potential Anti-Doping Policy violation stemming from an in-competition sample collected the day of his fight on March 20, 2016 in Brisbane, Australi
>>66679964
muh tainted suplements
>>66679964
I'M KINDA SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
>>66679964
Imagine how shitty he'd look without roids.
>>66679964
he still lost
>>66679964
>roiding for this
>2016
>still not realizing everyone is using PEDs
>still not realizing mcmeme is the #1 offender
>>66679964
Oh shit
>>66679964
Hoping for his sake it was EPO or something
>>66679964
Damn.
>>66680016
I'm not really. Now if it were Hunt I'd be surprised.
>>66679964
NOOOOO FRONK
you were the chosen one
>>66680216
Back when he was trying to compete with the size of carwin and the other big guys of course I wouldn't be surprised. Actually I'm fairly confident he was roided to the gills. But seeing the shape he's in now I'm surprised
Post your natty boy. One of your boys who is for sure natty.
>>66679964
>>66680367
>>66679964
>roiding to get get heemed
>>66680367
Fake sage where you at
>>66679964
Damn
>>66680554
this is genuinely scary to look at
>>66680554
Anyone who can look at this and defend weight cutting needs to step into mark hunt's office
Your allowed to go back in time and change the outcome of one match, which one do you choose?
For me it would be Sonnen vs Silva, the relentless Shittalking by the Shael and the relentless shitposting on Heem at the time nearly combined to create the ultimate storm of meme magic. He was completely dominating the fight and with 2 minutes to go in the 5th gets caught in a fucking triangle. That outcome hurt my fucking soul, it would of been nice for him to get a belt.
>>66673842
someone should edit this and add bbcs instead of cakes
Lads I watched that rampage vs wanderlei fight today where rampage got heemed and lay on the ropes motionless.
Weird to see much a tough guy get heemed like that
>>66680751
ronda vs holm
>>66680367
Super Sagu
>>66680827
I was watching this video someone linked in here where Luke Thomas was talking about how strong mentally you have to be to come back from getting heemed. He mentioned how Bisping got heemed brutally at UFC 100,most watched UFC ever, and all those people around the world saw him get murdered. And what happened? He came back,didn't change his style and didn't stop talking shit. Rampage got fucked up,badly by Wanderlei. And he never quit talking shit or standing and banging.Except for the Rashad fight where both guy didn't want to get embarrassed for all the shit they talked. A lot of people never come back. Think what you want about them but from them to come back being killed is admirable. Some guys never come back right. JDS,Rashad, and Gray come to mind.
u guys watching legacy 53?
http://zunox.hk/zunox1.html
>>66681039
is dat HD or sd?
>>66681039
>http://zunox.hk/zunox1.html
I am now. Thank you.
>>66680718
Hunt cuts 20-25 pounds to even make 265, wtf are you on about m80?
Dominick Cruz interview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEbzue_TUwo
Big Ben interview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xx72-8iZ24
Tim Kennedy chokes out Steve-O.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1DPKHKA2os&nohtml5=False
Griffin/Evans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx-28yB8vP0
Basketball jiujitsu fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27FH-nXP1xU&nohtml5=False
>>66679964
Wait, he gets caught for roiding now that his physique is horrible? He looks like he doesn't even train anymore, let alone roid. And this was a test on fight day, so he's passed this test when he was 255lbs shredded.
>>66681150
He probably thinks Hunto should cut to LHW or middleweight not thinking about Hunto's samoan genetic disposition making that scenario retarded
>roid
>still get heem'd in the first
>>66681254
did he test positive?
>>66681164
>Pulling your yoha pants over your fat belly
Do Amerifats really do this?
>>66681277
Canada"-fats." She's Canadian.
>>66681267
not yet but he's probably going to retire anyway if he does
>>66681254
not like it hasn't happened before. he got mauled by Shane "Plebbitor" Carwin when he was roiding to the gills, and again by Josh Barnett when he had a TRT prescription
>>66679964
Not even surprised, former TRT user popped for roids, who cares?
>>66681303
Whats the difference?
>>66680696
A 168lb guy cutting to 145 is really nothing. End this meme.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/8/11390080/ufc-199-headliners-react-to-new-csac-weight-cutting-rules
"Faber said his MMA Inc. management team is looking into it. He is concerned, because he cuts from 163 pounds to reach the 135-pound bantamweight limit."
Faber cuts more than McGregor.
>>66679233
I really want a Randa nipslip. Very curious as to what color those nips are.
>>66681323
>>66681323
Canadians are far more similar to Europeans than they are to Americans.
>>66681254
They said the EPO would help my stamina.
Not my chin's stamina I guess.
>>66681330
>End this meme.
Is it really a meme tho?
why do flyweights exist?
this better be a good fight...
but instead it will be a goof fight
>>66681323
>>66681390
Yes. Your 'eye test' is irrelevant. He is 168lbs in the bottom picture, 145lbs in the top. That's an actual measured weight, so we don't need your opinion on how he looks. Based on the numbers, it's not really an outrageous cut.
who Heemspeak here?
>>66681510
but he cut to 168
>>66681510
Based on the picture, you're fucking retarded m8.
Why do people give Fedor shit for being heem'd by a middleweight when that middlewight is Dan fucking Henderson at 205-ish
Casuals who don't know anything about Hendo?
>>66681525
No he didn't.
>>66681525
No, he didn't, he actually ate more than usual
>>66681532
> the actual measured weights don't matter, the pictures, bro.
>>66681510
23 pounds of water weight is absolutely an outrageous cut, it just isn't that uncommon in the UFC.
>>66681522
i might, feeling pretty lonely tonight tbqphwy family
>>66681556
get in and watch some Legacy. You know the server?
>>66681550
>not calculating height into the equation
you got it all figured out bud
>>66681544
>>66681550
how do u know he didnt cut to 168?
>>66681585
because he didn't, holy shit.
>>66681525
Are you retarded? Makes no sense he'd cut three extra pounds if he only needed to make 171
>>66681603
i forget which one, but Andersen Silva cut to 182.5 once for a 185 title fight. migt have been leites give me a second to look
Frank Mir was never my boy.
