MASTERS ROUND 2 THREAD
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Meme hairline Edition
CURRENT LEADERS:
>Spieth: -6
>D. Lee: -3
>Piercy: -3
>Kjeldsen: -3
>Garcia: -3
>Casey: -3
>Rose: -3
STREAMING, LIVE LEADERBOARD, TEE TIMES, ETC:
http://www.masters.com/
TV COVERAGE:
ESPN, 3:00 EST
>>66672673
First for WHITE SAVIOR
>>66672673
EVERYBODY DO THE BUBBA
>>66672682
GREAT
WHITE
HOPE
Dumping some webm before TV coverage starts.
>>66672673
>yfw Tiger is at home playing Rory Mcilroy PGA Tour with his create a character
When do you think will be the next time Spieth loses a Masters?
I'm thinking 2020 or 2021
>Poulter ever winning a Major
>>66672673
First for J U S T
>>66672703
This year. Day will cuck him.
I really hope speith becomes a god so liberals crying about how golf needs Muh tiger get btfo
>>66672748
>triple bogie
>>66672753
this
but he needs a foil, can't just have a one man league, that's boring
he needs competition
IT WILL NOT STOP RAINING SHIT ON POOR BUBBA
>>66672781
See, I don't think he's playing against untalented people. He definitely is. He's just so much fucking better than anyone else. It'd be hard to find someone else that good.
post some rare spieths
>>66672797
Still makes it boring to watch, just look at tennis.
>>66672772
I can't even finish this video
>>66672799
here fampai
>>66672747
GOAT hair desu
>>66672866
keep posting
>>66672842
Looks just like his dad
>>66672797
he does have some spooky second sight shit going on, give ya that
>>66672840
=3
I just saw a black guy
>Spieth birdies 1
Where were you when golf was saved, /sp/?
>>66672892
was he working at the concession stand?
can you ask him to bring me a pimento cheese and a beer?
>anyone who isn't Speith
It's sad that this masters won't be competitive like last year but we're witnessing the GOAT
Jason "Slow Pace Of Play" Day grinding over every shot bout to get a size 15 Big Easy boot in the ass
>>66672974
is he gonna fucking retire already?
God, Sergio is just the biggest choking dog ever.
Gets to -4...time for a double bogey!
>>66672758
Oh god I was there for that.
NO SPIETH FEATURED GROUP?
WHAT THE FUCK
>>66673024
>Guy gets hit in the head with a golf ball
>Becomes a shitposting tripfag on an anonymous macrame imageboard
Checks out
>>66673065
...What?
>Poulter cracking wise about his shitty lie
If only his swing plane was as good as his bantz
>luck swing
>meme putters
>de day
Day is Done
O
N
E
>>66673094
>dalegribblecountryclub
where is spieth
why isnt he in a featured group
why does the pga want to push jason day when spieth is clearly the best
>>66673094
sandnigger.webm
Spiethwinslol
Fuck this
Everyone is playing shit today
what went wrong with his ''''''career''''''
>>66673132
his gf started stealing his roids
>DeChambleu already back to -1
Weeeeew GO ROOKIE!!
HAHAHAHAHAH
>DAY
Okay this is getting stupid now. Are these guys this afraid of spieth? That was an easy shot
I fucking knew Day would choke. What a fucking putz
day gonna get vertigo climbing around for his balls today lmao
CASEY
>CASEY
CASEY
>CASEY
CASEY
>CASEY
CASEY
>CASEY
What's the best beer for a hangover?
>>66673247
chocolate stout
=3
>tastes great with vanilla ice cream
>>66673247
bud light. because it's water
DAT SPIETH APPROACH
NEARLY GOT THE EAGLE
how do i even watch this in the uk
>>66673247
Depends, what caused the hangover?
>>66673260
>>66673262
Thanks brehs
We golf now.
>>66673294
Get good. 7-1 Hue ESPN is showing four streams of it at once.
>>66673294
proxy I suppose, that's how I watched your based british open bbc coverage.
I used the browsec extention
>>66673294
Its on sky at 7pm, a decent american proxy for the masters website should work too
>>66673296
A lot of beer
>>66673294
Sky got some free streams running at least 3 holes and the driving range
Danny Lee found a gf
Why haven't you?
>>66673332
I haven't won PGA Tour events yet.
>>66673332
SPOILER::
his gf's son took that photo
>>66673247
if you want the best answer, continue periodically drinking small amounts of alcohol as soon as you finish your typical drinking. Helps stop the buildup and headache by keeping metabolism active
Is Spieth always this good throughout the season?
I only watch the four majors.
He literally came out of nowhere.
I don't give a fuck about anything else, but are you guys comfy? How comfy are you?
so is Lee our guy
>>66673372
he just finished with a year long drought
people were clowning on him
>feels so good -_-
>>66673373
turbo-comfy. isn't that the entire point of the masters, comfy and racism?
>>66673372
eh, he had shown flashes of potential. once he perfected his short game and improved putting he began to rapidly improve scores.
Half the reason he came out of nowhere is because tiger drama dominated golf news, and he because isn't signed with nike
no golfer is this good throughout an entire season though
>>66673372
You know what else came out of nowhere?
>suck up to SJWs and ruin a classic Dukes of Hazzard car because muh flag
>career goes down in flames
good riddance, fag
>>66673373
About as comfy as you can get in orgo lab
>>66673373
>choco. stout and green stuff
>dogs are all snoozing in the back ground
>nice pleasant weather outside, nice and mild inside
>Masters on the phone, /sp/ on the lappy,
based /sp/ieth is my co pilot
ooh, and graham crackers -_-
>>66673315
I'd honestly drink some strong spirit (mixed or not) like medicine to take the edge off and then hit the beers
t. currently drunk irishman
>>66673426
GTFO degenerate scum
>>66673407
>implying i'm not from ireland under british occupation
>implying my kind didn't pull this off shit in the 80s
for those with chromecast, the cbs feed let's you stream without having to cast a tab www.cbssports.com/masterslive
>>66673426
>green stuff
>masters on the phone
KYS
who /sp/ieth here
tfw nervously watching http://www.masters.com/en_US/scores/track.html?pid=34046
>>66673422
>the city of driver babbys
>>66673452
Ireland is a cuckold country.
>yfw they rename the masters to the Spieth Memorial Championship after he wins 15 years straight then retires to play baseball
>>66673452
Still posting under our flag, cuck
>>66673461
ty anon
>>66673485
Go eat a burger anon :^)
>yurofags
Sooooo, was the featured group feed for the second round just for comedic relief?
>bubba
>ernie
>day
>tfw Spieth is making a mockery of my beloved Masters
>yurosemens literally trying to claim a 5th generation American because they can't make their own talent
>>66672486
>>66672323
>Day
>Bubba
Oh how sweet it is
>>66673373
I'm at work. Boss walked in on me watching. Asked who was in the lead and said keep up the good work. Pretty comfy.
>>66673529
>red burgered American boy
Yuros need to fuck off
What TV channel is this on?
ESPN doesn't start covering it for another hour
>>66673529
>2016
>Taking germans seriously
He'll probably tell you that Dubai has a better course than Augusta
>>66673557
>tfw the masters is effectively over before friday's tv coverage starts
>>66673510
Run out of potatoes again, Paddy?
>>66673552
what's work?
>>66673557
http://www.masters.com/
CBS can't lose its soap opera/price is right demographic while men are out working anyway
>tfw got golf lessons at as a birthday gift when i was 6
>only went once
>realizing i could have been the next GOAT 20 years later if i stuck with it
>getting Tiger in somehow
>>66673574
Salesman at a rifle company.
My gf roots for Spieth and thinks he's super hot. Is it OK to get cucked by Spieth?
>>66673434
Thanks for the tip boyo
>>66673569
Everyone knows the Masters starts at #10 on Sunday anon
>>66673611
yeah, worth the payoff when she sees him without a cap on
>>66673611
Yes he is an American hero
>>66673596
noice
long arms or barbies?
>>66673587
>could have been the next GOAT
you WOULD have been the next GOAT. but you blew it anon. you blew it. try to imagine, in great detail, what you're missing out on. the cars. the house. 2 hot groupies sucking your dick.
all that was yours, but your 6 year old self was too stupid to grasp it with both hands.
must hurt, man.
>>66673611
I would be proud to raise my gf's son if he was sired by Spieth.
>>66673572
Potatoes can be healthy, unlike your big macs Amerifat.
>>66673529
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notah_Begay_III
The only american golfer you immigrant scum
>>66673631
Long Range Precision Hunting/Tactical bolt action.
>>66673651
[grunts the anthem]
carry on then
>>66673646
>implying the "Native Americans" weren't Mongolians chased out of Asia
>>66673587
tell me about it man, I could bike to a country club as a kid where we had a membership. Very great course too. I could just never get elevation under my drives and found it boring. And dad would never agree to rent a cart so I never tagged along.
Oh how I regret it
>chewing my cigar as day doesnt know what club hes going to hit
>my life is in shambles but for this quick moment I am comfy
transcendental shit
>>66673659
Will do.
has there ever been a fight during a major?
i want to see some people fight with clubs
>>66672772
>Ernie Lels
and he used to be pretty good at golf
>>66673714
No because the PGA makes sure that there is only one nigger competing.
>>66673714
>>>/nascar/
>>66673651
>>66673659
Go make out with each other you finger in the booty ass bitches
>You can watch The Masters FREE online! Just visit masters.com
>Oh.. no, you can't watch Jordan Spieth. How about Bubba Watson shitting the bed instead?
What the fuck were they thinking? Think about how many people are desperately trying to find a way to watch Spieth tear it up
>>66673646
>make fun of Americans for "muh heritage" "plastic paddy"
>American is successful
>claim them for your country based off heritage
>>66673741
it's not the weekend and Spieth got an odd spot with an uninteresting group. At 3 pm ET television coverage resumes and will be predominantly focused on Spieth
Day might be playing like shit, but at least he's smiling and having fun.
>>66673753
>american unable to handle banter
there's a surprise
>>66673741
His round just started. As soon as this group is done they will switch to the CBS coverage
>sergio
>>66673714
Yes, Shooter McGavin v. Mr. Larson in the parking lot of the 1996 Tour Championship.
>there will be no /hh/ today
>>66673552
>not inviting him to go check something somewhere else, getting behind a wheel, going to a bar in the outskirts to watch it together while engaging in banter and beer
You did good but could do much better.
Are they just not showing Speef at all?
>>66673552
Will you get a promotion now?
>>66673813
He actually just left to go to Tennessee for the weekend other wise we would be getting lunch and watching the game. Trust me, I asked him.
>>66673810
>kornheiser and BEST NIGGER WILBON will never do a PTI on the ANGC
>>66673839
Good lad, you.
>>66673822
ya wtf mang? why isn't he on featured groups?
Bye Ian
>>66673552
are you a gay sex worker?
>>66673846
So ESPN and CBS can have exclusive rights on him.
ESPN showing Spieth highlights right now
>>66673846
Must be some mad Daycuck in charge
>having to listen to the steven gerrard of golf punditry; monty
I hope you guys aren't doing this
>ctrl+f
>rickie
CURRENTLY TEN OVER PAR
7-PUTT LELS IS BEATING HIM
LITERALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Who is this fat Irish fuck?
>>66673651
Can you get me a deal on a .50 cal?
>>66673833
If I can lose the company a thousand dollars and he says shit happens, I think I should be fine.
>>66673813
>bro tier boss isnt here today
>asshat tennis fag executive director us all over my ass
>told me to put my phone up even though I was just listening to the feed while working
Fuck him.
Anyone else going to the Ryder Cup this year?
>>66673641
What are freedom fries
Spieth just bogied :(
>spieth is ruining the masters
>>66673884
We haven't done a .50 yet. Don't have the tools nor the barrels for it. I can do a .416 though.
You can't grief the Spieth
>>66672886
god tier genes right there. makes me proud to be irish.
>>66672886
holy shit, that is the most "CAN I ZUCK YA DIK?" face I've ever seen
>>66673899
DOUBLE BOGIE
SHIT
>Speef
>>66673247
michelada
Called it yesterday and calling it again now.
Spieth will be the first back to back wire-to-wire champion in Masters history.
>>66673899
>speef
>bogies
Nice bait shitlord
>>66673906
> .50 bolt action
nah
I'll take a breech semi over a bolt for that anyday
>>66673933
you're doing it wrong
>>66673933
then fuck off
>spleef
HE IS HUMAN
NO SPIETH
NO
>>66673929
FUCK YOU
>>66673917
nice bait
>>66673933
Your Mum's pasty old titties are boring, lad
>>66673933
>>>/cric/
>>66673982
>i'm a faggot
>>66673982
>>66673933
Spot the poorfags
>>66673891
>put your phone up
>2016 (current year)
>having ankylosing spondylitis
>it's not sport if I don't like it
GO BACK
TO YOUR ROOM KIDS
>>66673933
How was it growing up without knowing your dad?
>SPEEF CHOKING
>>66673933
>>66673982
>Bongistan
>spief double bogied so the rest of the competitors can catch up tongive the fans an exciting tournament
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>Danny Lee is currently the man of the moment on the PGA Tour after winning his first title and taking home $1.2 million. But something is still missing for the 24-year-old New Zealander.
Like the Beatles always said, "Can't buy me love."
After his breakthrough victory, Lee was asked about coming to West Virginia for the Greenbrier Classic and this was his amusing/glum response:
"It was just amazing. It's phenomenal. It's my fourth time playing here, and I liked it every single year. Only one wish I had was if I had a girlfriend, it wouldn't be as lonely in the room."
>tfw no gf
Who is the Steph Curry of golf?
there's one thrown club lel
ALSO
SPIETH MELTDOWN
>balls are touching
BUBBA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!
where the fuck is this showing? Golf channel is just showing interviews and ESPN isnt showing the masters until noon
>>66674043
>WORST COAST
>>66674039
thank god I came to this thread just to make sure someone said this
>>66674039
No homo
>>66674025
He has a gf now though
>>66673332
>he didn't cash out
>>66674035
Your sister's tits are more fake
>>66674034
someone with the longball. bubba memeson or justin memeson
>>66674043
>>66674043
>>66674043
pls respond
>>66674080
Cbs sports has it online idk about on tv
>>66674043
it's on espn 7
are you poor?
>>66674080
masters.com
>tfw Spieth was shilling for Trump back in 2009
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/08/listen-to-15-year-old-jordan-spieth-call-trump-the-great-donald
>>66674080
Literally in the OP
>>66674080
I'M PROJECTING IT ONTO YER MOMMA'S TITTIES
>tfw hangovers have gone from a mild headache to feeling like im going to faint and die
>>66674101
Im on my College's xfinity
only goes up to ESPN2
>>66674111
can this boy get any more based?
>trips confirm
spieth bogey incoming
>>66674138
>community college obamatv
must suck
>>66674114
>Streaming over watching it on my TV
>>66674135
Hangovers get way fucking worse as you get older. I get two day hangovers now.
>>66674166
>stealing dubs
bad
>>66674171
not in a CC
You know what really makes this Masters great.
No Tiger.
Fucking.
Based.
>>66674168
always awkward
>>66674166
confirmed
>>66674172
he doesn't own a HTPC
>>66674176
drink more water, stay up long enough to sober up
spieth choking like his name was rory mcilroy
this is great
>>66674189
just reporting
What should I get for lunch lads?
Nearby I have a subway, Chinese takeout place, corndog joint, publix grocery store, pizza hut and an arbys.
>>66674211
>Arby's
>>66674211
corndog
how the FUCK did spieth get away with a par there?
jesus christ, he's too good
>>66674222
>he doesn't rate arby's roast beef
>>66674211
pubsub obv
>>66674211
You go to the fridge and make yourself a sandwich without missing any of the action.
Where are you guys watching? Harden interview on espn for me
>>66674211
frozen burritos from publix
who /comfy/ here
>>66674253
ESPN isnt showing it until noon
Use the stream in OP
>>66674230
classic speeth
>>66674253
masters.com, featured groups, switching to broadcast stream in 10 bings
>>66674261
>windows 95
>Mickeltits lurking
>>66672886
Im Marty, and I like to party
>>66674211
wait a couple hours and get general tso dinner combo
>this sky coverage
murdoch pls go
Els imploding
>coocher
>362 yard drive
>kuchar
hahaha
>>66674298
>monty
What a fucking sap
>Day
>>66674261
yup
I missed you guys, /pga/
>you will never watch a golf parody porn where someone dressed as spieth sodomizes some whore with a golf club
is there anything more comfy than these 3D simulations of the course and the lakes?
>>66674384
ummmmm, seeing it in real life? watching actual video of it?
>Spieth
>>66674376
/tv/ wrote a porno so there's no reason /sp/ can't
>>66674360
>queue so late in the content
Wow Blizzard treats Americans even worse than euros.
>>66674211
>not going to publix and getting a burrito or noodle soup they make
I still miss publix chicken salad
i hope espn loses the rights to this their montage vidoes suck
>>66674384
actual golf coverage
sick of this gimmicky shite
>>66674360
>still playing wow
hows the autism?
Anyone watching the DirecTV 4K coverage?
C... can Tom stay in, lads?
>>66674422
Was it autism?
https://youtu.be/o3jR_9oW3Lk
>Memechambeau in contention
>>66674459
Private Vanilla server.
Austism 6/10
Imagine if Shooter McGavin wasn't confined to the spectral bindings of golfing fiction, he'd eat pieces of shit like Spieth for breakfast.
>Day
>>66674511
he eats shit for breakfast?
FIGJAM
I
G
J
A
M
in class what are these retards going on about
How can I get my wife's son to watch golf with me?
Fuck els fucking homo got what he deserved for half assing 6 putts in a row how can anyone have sympathy for that
>>66674575
slap his ass
>Garcia
ya blew it
I saw Jordan Speith at a grocery store in Dallas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of Texas Pete Hotsauce in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>66674628
Did this ever actually happen with some celebrity or is it just clever copy pasta?
>>66674565
>10% luck
>20% skill
>15% concentrated power of will
>5% pleasure
>20% pain
>100% reason to remember the name
>>66674628
2/10 too few edits
>>66674628
none of this surprises me except for the fact that he flew home for a bit after the first round
>>66674646
>ameridumbs
>Post yfw
Mickelson wins it all.
Why is The Green Jersey so ill fitting? Like they could have got an actual Tailor to cut it so it looks like it fits the players when they put it on, or do they just have a one size fits all one? cos everytime I see someone win it and put it on I Insta Cringe at their Fit
>>66674676
It's a fair question, Mohammed.
By the way, is golf halal?
>muh style
>misses the hole completely
>>66674488
he just fucked up a chip lol
>>66674714
skin tight isn't fit faggot
when are we going to hear some meme shouts after someone tees off
>>66674759
MASHED
SPIETH DA GOAT
What kind of fucking moron came up with this scoreboard?
Jesus christ, this is just as bad as the ESPN ncaa tournament brackets that make zero fucking sense
Is this what the core curriculum was meant to do? Make everything that is easy to understand into some non-intuitive mathematical concept?
Matsuyama dont choke on me now
is Spieth Elite?
>>66674772
your panties must be absolutely crammed right up your rectum
>>66674714
The player that wins doesn't keep the jacket you see right after the tournament. The club sends him a custom jacket a few weeks later.
>>66674766
GET
>>66674714
they don't know who's going to win, so they just have small range of chest sizes. that's why it often doesn't fit at all.
you can get it tailored after you win if you want, but considering you actually have to give it back for good in a year (lol) most players don't think it's worth it.
>>66674812
This is a gentlemen's sport thread. We don't participate in degeneracy.
woooeee lookit that tree bend
>>66674812
dildo or dick?
>>66674759
That shit gets you dragged behind the maintenance shed and beaten at Augusta National.
A Tradition Like No Other
>>66674798
no that shit is unacceptable
that kind of stupid fucking logic is what is leading us to >>66674812
where was you when speeth shit on everyone?
>>66674849
right here
shitposting w/ ewe guise
>>66674849
reinserting buttplug after 5 hour stretch session
THE MIDDLE SEAT SUCKS
>>66674808
Thought so, thanks brahs
>>66674849
here I guess
whats going through his head?
THIS FUCKING WIND IS FUCKING EVERYONE BUT SPEEF
>>66674916
>hello darkness my old friend...
>>66674916
JUST
>>66674808
>giving back the green jacket
>believing this
are you 12?
>>66674916
white women's titties
>>66674916
>Spieth is going to fuck my wife again
>>66674916
at least im not tiger
>yfw Sergio will NEVER win a major
>No one in the featured group hits the green
Riveting
>ywn see Spieth 7-putt
ive had this raw ground beef that i took out of the freezer sitting in the fridge for a week
is it ok to cook it and eat?
>>66674916
Vertigo
Wind is a meme element
>>66674933
what? they absolutely do have to give it back. it's kept in the champion's locker for them and they have the use of it every masters. they can have it tailored yearly if they put on weight etc, but it has to stay on the premises.
you only get free use of your jacket for a year.
This wind is nuts
>>66674983
smell it first, if its funky dump it
>Rory in charge of being clutch
>a/c noise on my tv
>a/c passes over head
sweet
>>66674933
Golfers can keep a replica but the actual jacket returns after a year, man
>>66674995
You are incorrect. Each jacket is tailored to the winner and they keep it.
>>66674933
That's literally the rule though.
>you will never watch blu ray movies and drink beer with angel cabrera
Why live
>>66675047
youre a towel
>>66675053
>>66675047
tell the golf channel, then
http://www.golfchannel.com/news/golf-central-blog/spieth-says-he-took-masters-green-jacket-granted/
>>66675032
Confused now, does that mean they've been using the same jacket for literally years... :o
fucking chambeau and his meme shots
>>66675053
>augusta national
>rules
you can literally get away with anything there if people like you enough
that's the whole point of golf. NO RULES.
>>66674211
Publix
Jerk Turkey, Bacon, Chipotle Smoked Gouda, Honey Mustard Bread Flavor: Whole Wheat Topping: Green Peppers, Spinach, Banana Peppers, Boar's Head® Garlic Pickles, Black Olives, Jalapeno Peppers
>>66675081
>that's the whole point of golf. NO RULES.
This anon is correct
>>66675076
no. each golfer who wins gets a jacket. they keep it for a year, then it goes to their locker at augusta national, where it must stay from then on. at the masters they can wear it as much as they want.
WATER YOU DOING SPIETH???
>>66675085
can I sub honey mustard for blue cheese?
???????
>>66675085
I could leave out the olives but that sounds goat
>>66674995
R A R E
F L A G
>>66675076
No, there's just a closet full of tailored green jackets, man
>>66675104
he's angered the wind gods
>>66675106
lmao I hate captcha so much.
wheres that fat guy that plays drunk
>>66675100
Noice, I think having a Blazer as a prize for a competition is a Badass idea btw lol
>>66675053
I bet you are one of those people that call up the PGA whenever you see a rule violation on the tele
>>66675106
>>66675120
Enable legacy captcha in settings mang
>>66675127
he's with Your Mum
>i am that fat guy =D
>>66675081
>implying that's true
Clifford Roberts once chewed out President Eisenhower for suggesting they cut down Ike's Tree.
No person is above the Augusta National.
>>66675113
If there's just a closet of Green Jackets, what's to stop a Randomer coming along in a Green Blazer claiming he's won the Masters before lol
>>66675148
>get 10 number captcha's then a never ending stream of unsolvable gibberish language
>>66675140
it is
I'd wear that fucker every day I had it to every place appropriate, and probably a few where it isn't
be a lot of dry cleaning though
>>66675075
http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/story-behind-masters-green-jacket
"The green jacket Masters champions wear during the ceremony Sunday night is only temporary. Augusta National officials estimate measurements for those in contention during the final round Sunday afternoon. Jack Nicklaus reportedly received a green jacket that measured to a 46 long after his first of six victories at Augusta in 1963. He later claimed the jacket, “looked like an overcoat.” Victors soon after receive a customized iteration that they’re allowed to keep."
>>66675141
What?
All I was saying was that it's a rule that winners have to turn in their jackets after one year. I was literally just stating a fact.
>>66675161
Really?
I always get the 3 or 4 number ones
captcha 103
>>66675187
>rules
what's your obsession with rules?
do you think you become an augusta national member by following the rules?
I guarantee you that every person that has a membership there is a serial rule-breaker
Is rory back, lads?
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>>66675105
You might want to take out the honey mustard if you do that
lowest score of the day so far is 71. lowest on course is -2. astonishing.
>>66675179
no u
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-masters-spieth-20160406-story.html
jordan spieth was literally on tv on wednesday lamenting the fact that he had to give it back
>>66675164
Plus, your sports stars win Rings for winning Championships too in America! That's pretty cool too, Why US got Based Sports prizes and Europe just gives medals lol
>PHIL
What's a captcha?
>>66675203
I really don't know what the fuck you're autistically going on about, so I'll just stop right here.
>>66673996
damn your a rare flag
>>66675238
JUST
>DeChamp
C-can he do it , lads?
>>66675243
>I ONLY play by the rules
>>66675242
>giving not-moot your shekels
good goy
That was a comfy send off by the Masters vice-president. You are very welcome for my interest in golf m8
>>66675159
Do you know how exclusive Augusta is?
>>66675275
I actually helped enable you to write that post with my donation
YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME
>66675242
When I wont get banned for posting half time slags in match threads, then I'll buy a pass
>>66675300
oh I'll thank you alright
*unzips penis*
i really should have gone to the liquor store and gotten more booze
now im 6 beers in and only have 4 left
>phil
>sergiNO
>>66675317
pic or GTFO
>>66675338
Honest question, do you have delivery alcohol in burgerland?
>>66675338
start fermenting your own right now and you'll be good to go
>water
>lots of sugar
>dip your balls in
>cover and wait a couple of hours
>>66675366
yea but its really expensive
cheaper to get an uber
this years' Masters has been fucking brutal, with this fukcing crazy ass wind
it's unfair that his shit is gonna clear up by Sunday and make the final action look like a cake walk by comparison
>>66675366
some states you can get spirits delivered to you if the person signing for it is 21
in some states we have drive-thru liquor stores (midewest and south)
in the south we have package stores that you can buy a bottle and start drinking it right there because they are also 'bars'
>>66675366
Yes it can be expensive however. There is an app for it in San Francisco at least.
>>66675371
You have to have sex to get a yeast infection
Man wind variances with respect to tee times like this really make it unfair
>egg salad sandwich
What kind of disgusting piece of filth would eat that?
>>66675338
guess it's time for a DUI, right scum bag??
>>66675394
no there's plenty of natural yeast growing on your skin, especially in damp areas
>>66675412
>not pimento cheese
Man how dank would it feel to have IBM as your main sponsor
>letting him litter the course with sandwiches
There has to be a better way to remember your buddy
>this watson piece
godspeed, you magnificent bastard
>>66675338
go on craigslist and ask for a 'rusty kegger'
that's code for liquor delivery
they will contact you back and ask what kind of spirits you want
it's actually a pretty big business since the underage folks, land-whales, and severe alcoholics have problems leaving the house to buy booze
>wasting food for a selfish useless stunt
#richwhitemaleproblems
holy shit this lady commentator is garbage
>Alpa Barnrat making his way back into contention
>>66675423
'twas mere banter son
>>66675412
>>66675467
stay edgy faggots
>>66675382
>>66675390
>>66675408
usually here we call a taxi and ask them to pick up drink and pay the fare
>drive through
Freedom doesn't seem so bad
>>66675299
Seeing that it's in Atlanta i'm guessing not very exclusive hehe..
>Chambreau putting
>>66675480
that sandwich could've fed a family for a day, and we're supposed to celebrate it? saddens me a human being.
>>66675484
Man they wouldn't even allow niggers in until the 90s or women until like 3-4 years ago lol
300 members in the entire world
>>66675512
>implying egg salad sandwiches are a zero-sum game
CHOKE
H
O
K
E
>speef
Is he done?
>>66675484
>in Atlanta
wtf are you talking about nigger?
it's in augusta, nothing at all like atlanta
spieth chokin lel
I CANNOT ESCAPE JIM NANTZ
WHY DOES HE COMMENTATE SO MUCH SHIT
>mcilshit
oh christ we're actually going to have a rory vs spieth final group, aren't we
fucking hold me /sp/ it's actually happening
>Jordan Queef
>yuroshits will never win a masters again
Kek
who the fuck is this le chambeau guy?
>>66675577
well fuck i cursed him - again
he fuckin blew it lmao
Wind is U N F A I R
>>66675577
>fake new zealand posting
>>66675588
Reddit: the golfer
>>66675562
At least he doesn't drag his buddy Phil Simms along with him.
who /cheering for T watson to finish +4/ here
HERE COMES ROOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>66675586
>Americucks will never win a Ryder Cup again
ftfy lad
>>66675558
Lel, Im not big on US Geography, it in Georgia then same state as Atlanta probably close enough to be overrun by Nig Nogs from Da Trap lol
who /foot golf/ here
jim nantz confirmed for supporting reunification of ireland
>>66675620
no the south is still very segregated
no blacks allowed there
>>66675586
>>66675617
>>66675620
I can tell from your post that you are not the most intelligent or resourceful person. Good luck with everything chum.
wait, can someone aware me as to how Ernie only got a 9 and not a 10 on #1 yesterday?
>>66675631
That looks fun as shit.
>>66675660
they took away his one hand tap in i think
>>66675652
Lel, Golf fans are easy to Troll
>>66675631
>suck at soccer
>suck at golf
>hmm how could I pretend to be good at something?
>>66675631
cancer
jesus christ phil
>Mickleshit
>phil
>this putting
i thought they professionals, not some fat construction managers on a cloudy sunday in macclesfield
>>66675692
that's some shit a normie would do.
>4pm
>already sleepy
anyone else know this feel
>>66675719
shit diet m8
tough out there today. rory should be able to save par on the 18th
>watch tom watson walk around for 10 minutes.
When will wind be banned from the course
TAKE MY FRICKIN TIME
>>66675719
it's 10am and i just woke up an hour ago
Speef on Amen Corner
>BTFO
Wow Jordan is totally unprofessional out there.
>Spieth
>salty as fuck
Pick all
>>66675741
>not watching the friday masters at work on the boss's dime
>speef getting assblasted, still classy enough to say frick instead of fuck
reeeeee fuck off chambeau
>Being freakin' timed.
>>66675750
what the fuck is he whining about?
>>66675719
>4pm
>just woke up an hour ago
>>66675769
Sorry for the bad language there
>sky
Could you beat this person in a fight?
>>66675764
take the hate to reddit fag
>>66675810
>wearing college gear to masters
leave that shit at home, reeeeeeee
Phil's getting cut, isnt he
>>66675810
No. He'd do the Sherlock Holmes thing and predict every single move you'll make before you even fight him, using his STEM expertise.
DE CHAMP BEAU
>>66675817
>atleastimnotfowler.jpg
http://asoftmurmur.com/
>put on just Wind
>turn volume ^
Your Welcome
Only Rory and a literal who in the clubhouse sub 72 today
>>66675848
kek bretty immersive tbqhf
ITS NOT FAIR
SPIETH IS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT
FUCK OFF, COLLEGE BOY
SPIRTH IMPLODING
>>66675631
Played once at a work outing, was good fun but my leg was fucked for days afterwards, bearing in mind I paly soccer once a week
>>66675848
wew lad
Never even heard of chambeau but I can already tell I don't like him
It's over
>SHILL FICKELSON
LOL SQUEEF MELTDOWN
DE-CHAMP-BEAU IS THE PEOPLES CHAMPION
Oh my lord
>it keeps rolling
JUST
>FEEL NICHOLSON
>Dill Pickleson
>DeChambeau
Beautiful tee shot.
>>66675893
he is an amateur u dip shit.
i'm rooting for him.
>>66675886
i hope he blows it harder and harder.
>Mickletits
:(
Can just tell Chambeau is a mega douche irl
Also
>mickletitties
Phil what the fuck man :(
Press F to pay your respects
>Mickelson
>phil putts it off the green
top kek.
>tfw just want Spieth to shit the bed today so the competition isn't over by day 3 again and Tom can play on Sunday
>>66675943
Yeah buddy
I'd like a nice even Saturday to start things off, maybe cut some of the wheat from the chaff for Sunday
Is he autistic?
http://www.businessinsider.com/bryson-dechambeau-single-plane-swing-masters-2016-4
>>66675943
that already happened. halfway through the day i thought we'd end up with Rory at -2 and Spieth -10 or something.
instead it looks like Rory will be within 3 and playing in the same group as spieth (which means he can put the pressure on)
it's all to play for now, this could be spectacular. thank you based golfing gods.
>>66675893
according to someone yesterday he is Reddit: The golfer. Cant say i disagree
PAR
A
R
>>66675971
>the hat
>the clubs
>the swing
>his name
>muh STEM
Yes. Severely.
DE CHAMP
Can we just have all the anons not posting here yesterday go make their own thread? You guys are really shitting up my comfy, and it wasn't like this Thursday.
The dechambeau era has just started folks
>NEW THREAD WHEN
>NEW THREAD WHEN
>NEW THREAD WHEN
I ain't wasting my dank memes on a slider
>>66675971
>soaks golf balls in epsom salts
wew lad
>>66676001
>hating on my thread
>>66676001
Yesterday was six hours of /sp/ieth shitposting.
spieth gets through a ropey amen corner with the damage limited to one bogey.
if he can birdie both par 5s and par out he'll have a 4 stroke lead going into the weekend, which is all he could ask for.
>>66676001
>trust fund kiddies bragging about daddy helping them meet businessmen and eating Pimento was SO much better
>>66676001
Can't handle the DE get out of the Beau
>>66675971
Pretty sure he is
Why are Americans so awful at banter? Is it something in the water?
>>66676028
That trust fund cunt ruined the end of that bread tbf
>THIRTY(30) POSTS OVER LIMIT
Get on it fags
>Spieth
>>66676048
We don't enjoy being taken off our pedestal m8. We only handle banter when it's around our mates, not strangers.
>>66676048
>muh banter
>>66676048
>>66676049
>>66676052
>>66676070
i-i-it's beautiful
Stenson will win
t. homer
New thread when
>>66676120
working on it
gimme a sec
>>66676091
>w-what do i do?!
>>66676100
>America fund fags
>>66676100
>the islamic caiphate of '''''''''''''great''''''''''''''' shitian
>potato nigger
>A FUCKING LEAF
>burgerland
>no fake new zealand
>>66675421
fuck you pussy
>>66675437
he used a biodegradable baggie senpai
>>66675631
oh christ this looks based as fuck
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