OFFICIAL *KLOPP BOWL* THREAD #1
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El Kloppico!
The Klopp Derby!
Klopp vs Tuchel - Dawn of Justice
GET HYPED
YNWA!
First for Lfc to win
Third for Gladbach
3rd for ABLs
>de gay
Who /comfybutdepressed/ here?
>dortmund singing rival teams songs
kek
KEK
>>66652577
>Manure
>fans on spee
wat
by far the two best supported teams here are Arsenal and Liverpool
>not el kloppico
CRINGE ON
reminder that lolerpool are the good guys of the '''''''''''''''''''premier'''''''''''''''''' league
reminder that this is only a europa league match
How can one team be this cucked?
GSTQ is up next
Which of the 3 official threads is the dankest?
>>66652637
Great album
Stream?
Holy shit Dortmunds atmosphere is so overrated it's actually hilarious
>>66652652
>didn't even read the OP
Is Klopp crying yet?
>>66652595
>cringe
>cringe
>cringe
To be honest /sp/nerds are more cringy than this shitty song
That was beautiful lads. I'm in bits here. The 96 are looking down with smiles on their faces. #YWDA (You'll never die alone)
so much salt in this thread already
>>66652671
Wird auf Sport1 übertragen
My digits = final score
Lel claus and Hans waving at the camera
Who /fucktheseplastics/ here?
>tfw Europa League is more interesting than Champions league now
Anyone can win this Competition unlike Barca or Bayern Champions league
>>66652675
>dat jelly Bauer
stay in your allianz cemetery
>tfw this europa league game is bigger than any of the CL games over the last 2 weeks
That. Liverpool. Feel.
Why is the English media's throat stuffed with Klopp's dick?
dortund deserves to get trashed after this much dicksucking
>>66652595
>OP
>no line-ups posted
>>66652655
>murderers
>good guys
are ABD's the ABL's of germany?
My widgets = final door
>>66652698
buckle up boys
>>66652706
I'm from Wuppertal though
the 97 victims of hllsborough are proud today
>American stream
JUST
>>66652700
underrated jawline
did that little kid just make a jerk off gesture?
>>66652675
I bet you've never set foot in a real tribune
>>66652690
>ABLs
lmao reminder that manure got blown the fuck out by based Klopp last round
People just shit on real clubs and fans like these as hard as they do because they WANT something to be cynical about. It makes people feel confident and intelligent when they can abuse something.
>game is starting
>haven't finished my wank
ffs lads
>>66652700
Criminally underrated
REV UP THOSE ABLS
At half time the stewards plan to open the gates between the home and away fans so they can fuck each other.
Can't help but be moved by that kind of gesture.
Beautiful. YNWA.
Imagine having Henderson as your club captain
lmao
Dortmund is the one club in the world that has adopted the Liverpool style of play. Honestly, any result today is a win for Liverpool Football Club.
Is gundogan injured?
>>66652716
ABD's usually never win unless they are Buyern fans.
ABL's always win as Liverpool is shit.
>LIVERSUCKS
>literally having a bender in your team
Why is German football so gay?
>>66652717
Whats the original laughter about anyway?
Lads, anyone else here frequents the anime and manga board on this webpage?
>>66652744
Just edge for 45 minutes
>>66652744
Just look at Flanagan to help you with your vinegar strokes.
>>66652637
>>66652667
Listen to pic related, awesome album to kill urself to
>>66652740
>b-but we d-didn't care about the mickey mouse cup
>all those yellow cards
RIP 'POOL
you'll get raped in both legs
>scouse Michael Owen commentator
Ugh, my ears.
>>66652743
This.
Time for domination.
does anyone have webms of dortmund's coach doing tactics with hand gestures?
>>66652727
I can't stand listening to the half time commentary of the American stream. They are fucking clueless.
>>66652744
edge it till Coutinho scores a blooter m8
people on my twitter and facebook absolutely LOVED the pre-game singing and choreography
even some bayern fans loved it
why is /sp/ so different?
>>66652752
the slip and lose style?
C R I N G E
>>66652749
Thought they'd open the gates to release some pressure from the fans at the front.
So are Dortmunders(?) the scousers of Germany?
i'm worried lads
reckon dortmund might put 4 or 5 past us
>>66652694
Sport1, holy shit, what is this trash? Just shit, gimme ZDF any day..
DORTMUND
O
R
T
M
U
N
D
>>66652749
you'll never wank alone
>Old-ass Weidenfailure in net for Dortmund
Just give >us the semis already, la.
Oh God yes, oh yes, very aesthetically pleasing match up.
>>66652752
damage control is starting early today
>>66652763
Light Novels > Manga >>> Anime
tЪh
I hope dortmund gets destroyed
>>66652690
>you'll never get crushed to death by you're own supporters alone
>>66652743
nah everyone just hates scousers and pakis that bandwagon liverpool
>>66652802
Fuck off
>>66652763
Yes.
rate my lunch lads
LET THE CRINGEBOWL BEGIN
LADS
HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
VOCAROO PREFERRED
>>66652675
Lol that's probably what Klopp told liverpoop to pump them up
>>66652743
leyton orient are a real club with real fans
liverpool and dortmund fans are plastic glory hunters
Lads rate my new meme
El Cringico
>>66652786
Because its forced and plastic. And it's for the quarter final of the memeiest competition in Europe
What teams do you support lads?
>>66652771
fuck off hamburg are chelsea's germanfu
>>66652786
/sp/ sees through self-important cringy bullshit.
100th for the spicbowl is going to be the better game
>>66652802
Kek.
Reporting in for Germany/Dortmund
>>66652786
Bitter shut ins
hahahaha that fuck up by bt
Based atmosphere 2bh
>>66652796
No, they just had no identity so they literally started copying Liv and became a huge ass meme team that thinks they have this insane football culture.
In reality the fact is, football is so big in Dirtmund because the city has literally nothing else to offer except dirty foreigners.
anyone who says cringe is a redpill neckbeard
last 2 digits is final score
>>66652827
Cringinho sounds better
>>66652818
Please stop making me sad.
These two classic costumes on the pitch. This is why we watch soccer.
look
>>66652802
reported :Ddd:DDd
>tfw both teams cant lose
>be dortmund fans
>steal chants from other teams all the time
>have your "yellow wall" flooded by bandwagoners
>everyone in europe loves your overrated stolen chants
are there bigger frauds in europe
>this atmopshere
fucking hell, I am jealous
>>66652818
would like to have a go on her Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
Why are German lower class people so much more middle class than British lower class people? Why are the British class so niggertastic?
>>66652824
Reminds me of Mac from It's Always Sunny
>Student, 14, raped and killed his maths teacher before disposing of her body in a WHEELIE bin
>Girls aged 13 and 14 beat woman to death in her home, court hears
Why YOU don't own a gun? Millennials literally started final solution.
>cringe
didn't even know people outside of Reddit used the term
>>66652786
because theyre autists
how many bings?
>>66652786
people that use twitter and facebook regularly are usually retarded
>>66652786
because your internet friends are subhumans
>>66652854
What a cringe post
must be a Livercringe fan
>>66652871
I don't think that's true. Seems more like you're comparing low brits to middle germans.
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
>>66652865
>have your "yellow wall" flooded by bandwagoners
>implying anyone but lifelong gewürzmischer are allowed there
>mignolet
>>66652864
kek this
can't decide which fanbase is more pretentious
>>66652786
Because the loner losers hate the companionship that is celebrated through this singing together.
People here know exactly what Messi ate for lunch 2 years ago and every game statistic, but they are too cringy to ever visit a game in real life.
>Minolet
>>66652824
thanks for the hearty chuckle m8
is gotze playing?
>navix stream broken already
>>66652892
Far more chavs in Britain than in Germany, I bet.
>>66652897
agree
The game will be stopped on the tenth minute, and every ten minutes after that, so the fans can sing YNWA again.
>dieses gefuehl wenn ich naechste woche zwischenpruefung habe und bis morgen 1 1/2 jahre berichtsheft nachschreiben muss und meinem meister zeigen muss
Ich glaub ich packs nich bis morgen frueh
Wat to do
James Milner must be pleased he's playing in europe desu
wew la
Tfw watching match by neself at bdubs
>Mignol Neuer
if you would call this cringe you clearly dont go to games
I want Dortmund to win so i can shit on my livershit Neighbor
>>66652910
>>66652824
What did he mean with this?
>>66652897
Dortmund
Liverpool are just annoying
>>66652865
>that jelly
>cheeky Mignolel dribble
why is klopp so brown?
>>66652915
this match is boring anyways go learn
>>66652910
looks like he's orchestrating a rape..oh wait he actually did
>schalke
>all this pressing from both sides
What is /sp/ eating while watching the game? Just got a quick snack. Going to be a good game desu
Man, mingolet got lucky. I thought he did not on purpose but the replay showed he spilled spaghetti
>>66652904
Ricken is
>"""""""English"""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""premier""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" league
>>66652946
hashbrowns and eggs
I'm going to kill myself before the second leg I can't watch ynwa again who's with me
>>66652946
Winegums la
Didn't realise how fast Clyne was
>>66652915
nacht durchmachen
die angst sollte als motivation reichen
>>66652946
>this guys still isn't dead yet
>>66652786
>expecting 4chan to be normal or not edgy
4chan opinion is like 1 percent of the populations opinion
Villarreal is winning already lads
>>66652946
girlfriend's cock
>>66652940
because the sun in britain roasts him so much
What kind of haircut do you want senpai?
>>66652946
Dinonuggs
>>66652928
JUAN ARANGO
>>66652945
Its helterskelter
>>66652915
Keine Ahnung wie diese Berichtsheften aussehen, aber viel Glück, /Sp/artaner!
>>66652724
Wuppertal asozial
>yellow card for that
all of my why
That Turkish temper has come out early for Chan
Fucking Castro, the cunt
>>66652946
did you sit on those burgers?
>this fucking spic ref calling fouls on every touch
Emre Can literally gets booked each game
>>66652915
You gotta work hard and pay much refugee-tax!
Go and learn.
Will Liverpool ever have a player as good as Suarez again?
They really are never going to win the league are they
>>66652946
>eating a hat
>>66652915
Mach einfach
>>66652928
get him on /sp/ we need more liverpool fan colombians to fight the colombian manure bandwagon on here
>>66652763
reporting in
>>66652946
Some muffins I baked yesterday. Waiting til halftime though.
Ameriafat all I see is ketchup vs mustard
FUCKEN DORTMUND FUCKEN LIVERPOOL
so tired of abl refs this season
Why does Michael Owen still have a job? If I did my job this poorly I would've been sacked by now.
The players are going to play in each other's kits in the second half.
Truly, you only see this kind of togetherness from such special clubs.
Why is showing your displeasure by whistling only common in some countries?
>LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT >LIVERSHIT
>>66653007
Its my favorite hat
>>66652973
Why are niggers so ugly?
>>66652987
>cheeky chinker down the pub
noice
>>66652915
nobody really expects the berichtsheft to be made with effort
>>66653022
do you guys say 'sacked' when you're referring to normal jobs too?
>sven bender
>bender
ahahahaha
>>66652971
hop it's a feminine dick but then again colombian trannies are best trannies, idk how you do that
>>66652946
Got a pizza and some red wine. Question Time over on Brit/pol/ later tonight. Thursday's are comfy pham
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEYAAaaa
>>66652818
not even (ethnic) German, but here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VcfBfa25X3
> Sturridge dropped
So where is he off to lads?
All goals in this game will be from penalty kicks
missed the start lads
how is dortmund doing?
>>66653033
Working la the bar is empty lel
>>66653030
post pics of your tummy
>i hate liverpool but i spend my free time watching them and talking about them online
liverpool remind me of a late 90s bolton wanderers
liverpool are doing pretty well considering how bad spurs got rekt by dortmund
>>66653030
>he didn't immediately pull the sticker off
>>66653049
REFUGEES WELCOME
>>66652987
not enough potatoes
>>66653039
yes
>>66653050
The next to the stand is like this is completely normal behavior
>tfw Roman Weidenfeller will become the new Tim Wiese
>>66652763
>on this webpage
There are no anime or manga boards on this exact webpage.
>>66653055
we play very defensively for some reason, and all our players bar Hummels look incredibly nervous.
our players look like they're playing Bayern away from home and producing stupid mistakes sometimes. I have no clue what's going on
>>66653064
That match really flattered Dortmund
LA LAA LAAAAA LAAAAA
LA LAA LAAAAA LAAAAA
AYYYYAAAYYYAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
THIS IS CRINGE
>>66653064
Lovren>>>alderweireld
>>66653050
why is this dude always so pissed off
SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAR
"REFUGEES" ARE WELCOME HERE
>>66652655
>>66652656
>>66652740
...so many things to remember. Will there be a test?
>>66653055
they lack focus a bit, but the same goes for leverpoo
>>66653079
How roided up is he now?
>this dortmund line-up
Tuchel is trolling Klopp so hard right now
>>66653049
Russe oder Kasache?
>>66653081
there are links to them
>checkmate
im going with the rafa benetiz special
1-0 liverpool TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSU
>>66653049
No slavs allowed
>>66653100
Syrer
>>66653064
it's probably an advantage to have the last dortmund manager as their manager tbqh
>>66653058
It's an impersonator
>tfw the fart wasnt just gas
moms going to be angry again.
>>66653090
He is a huge abl
Fucking hell lads, imagine being called pisscheck on penis inspection today.
Must have been brutal.
>>66653088
shit bait m8
>>66652978
Die Rotwein was only good when Arango was there. Those fucking Free kicks
>>66653009
I'm 98% sure he comes Here. He also hates Dortmund and thinks Arbeloa is some kind of god. I'm sure he once screamed "LA CIUDAD DE BORUSSIA" once but i guess it was my mind playing meme tricks. Also its Venezuela not Memelombia
wow 100 posts in and still no asses/tits/etc.
this board is also dead
>>66653112
>mongolet not conceding
>tp
>tf
ah
>>66653127
>penis inspection day
what
>>66653120
Still, maybe it's a girl
>this is the best the bayernliga has to offer
would get raped by lester desu
>>66653100
Pole
>>66653070
nah, my parents were legal european
MIGRANTS
I
G
H
T
Y
>>66653100
Weder noch.
>>66653114
Also wrong.
>>66653097
I guess that's the best image I can find rn.
This is Roman Weidenfeller's future, I can really sense it
>>66653127
I failed because of my Jewish cut dick.
>>66653149
Dortmund is basically Leicester 4.0
>>66653138
Wait until half time la
>>66653130
>lelgium
Prepare your anus for June you congonigger
>>66653138
Post food instead
>>66653121
>when you take a piss but finish too soon and you can feel it dripping down your leg as you leave the toilet room
>>66653138
We're waiting for half time like respectable gentlemen
>>66653127
>Penis inspection day
Thank alla I'm not from Britain
liverpool using the leicester technique
>liverpool lose: glorious ABL shitposting
>liverpool win: glorious EPL shitposting
win win situation lads
Is the 'Big Yellow Wall' standing room only?
>>66653125
what's he got against leicester?
>royce
Is Dortmund the Club with the most german qts?
>Castro
>Reus
Is borussia the name of the town or is it Dortmund?
>>66653164
Just had a cheesesteak senpai, should've taken a picture.
>>66653171
>being this new
>>66653149
>Who are Bayern Munchen
>Milner
>>66653165
>year of our lord two thousand and sixteen
>not circumcising your penis
>>66653165
thats why you should always do a pisscheck before finishing
>>66653187
yes
Friendly reminder
>>96
>>66653137
yeah he was the goat
>>66653185
daily reminder Julian Weigl is a race traitor
>and remember, this is only one half of this match
>>66653185
Schwuchtel.
Schalke is.
>>66653180
yes.
>>66653185
yes.
>>66652703
ironic because both will be eliminated after next week
>>66653187
borussia = prussia
>lelner
This game will slow down by the 70 minute with all the gegenpressing
Daily reminder
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PCNB1ISRIkY
>livershite
>>66653188
Next time la
>>66653185
It's literally the German Arsenal
SSSSSSSahkOOOOOOOO
lads what do the words mean besides the city name in your football team
dortmund, monchengladbach, bayern etc. not the actual city names but these names. do they mean city, or united, or other stuff
>>66653185
I met him, he's an arrogant cunt
>>66653202
Who cares?
She's bangin
Can anyone stop Dortmund from winning the Europa League?
>>66653202
She has german blood.
>>66653212
Ikr
>le meme workrate man still unironically plays european football
>>66653202
she's kinda qt tho
>Mickymousytharyan
glad to see mickitaryan back in old form missing open goals
GOATKO
Not a Schmelzer or Durm Fan but why isn't Löw using them as wingbacks when they're literally the best we have.
>dortmissed
SAKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHO
>>66653203
>that jacket
terrible fit la
SAKHO SAYS NO
Great ball from Weigl
>>66653085
Yep, it's worse than vuvuzelas
>DORTMUND
>>66653202
And she is totally average too
SAAAAAKHOOOOOO
>>66653227
Borussia = Prussia
Bayern = Bavaria
anyone witch a cheeky steam lads?
>>66653202
oh god :(
>>66653235
former colonies don't count
>>66653221
How far are you?
>le make sure real madrid wins against us man
>>66653217
>we're gonna win the league
Always gets me laughing.
>>66653229
She is from America
>>666653138
Gutes Weib.
Woher das Bild?
Tuchel is like a magister while Klopp is just a young apprentice
>There are """"""people"""""" who don't rate Sakho
Is sakoh elite?
What would you fags consider a good atmosphere?
Imagine actually caring about the Europa league
>it's impossible that both teams lose
'tis a sad feel
Dortmund will score in less than 10 min
>>66653221
yooooooooo frankie
why didn't that lazy Turk chase the ball down?
HURRY UP AND SCORE DORTMUND YOU CUNTS I NEED LIVERSHIT TO LOSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is going to get ugly. Sakho should just boot it away whenever it gets near the final third
>>66653180
not in euro competitions but i might be wrong
>>66653278
Wew
Is she an actress or a model?
>Shitkhtarian
Serious question: No one argues the qualities of Obama-young as a player, but will anyone argue me that he's the uglies soab ever?
>>66653260
>SAAAAAKHOOOOOO
SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKHHHOOOOOO
>>66653288
T. Pooch
>>66653287
FIIIIIIIIGHT AND WIIIIIIIIIN
>PEA doesn't get up straight away after going down
Lazy. Don't want him at Liverpool next season.
>>66653287
everyone is just trolling. this is the best atmopshere you'll get in any 70k+ stadium in the world
Liverpool are so fucking awful
why are McChickens so shit in germany? you guys put some weird red sauce in there and onions
Dubs Sakho header wins it
>>66653288
Thats a bit early for damage control
The name Sakho almost sounds like Balls-ho in German
>>66653235
Not really.
She's African-American.
Where's Gundogan?
>>66653209
>You confirmed for knowing nothing about Football
They're both the best teams in Europe, although not as good as they used to be
>>66653153
Well let me tell you something brother,
hoffenheim ewas just a work.
Wiese will go over in america.
So what u gonna do when wiesemania is running wild on u?
im off to watch the spanish derby
>>66652767
There's an actual retard there
>liverpoo already diving
>>66653287
nitrogen , oxygen & carbon dioxide
>>66653223
>Arsenal
Literally who?
>>66653287
this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp_LpSfxIgw
ignore the cringy music
>lovrlel
>>66652703
Real Madrid
and not manure
>lelvren
>>66653245
schmelzer is actually pretty good this year and i will kill löw if he doesn't pick him for the euros
>>66653180
Not in UEFA competitions, I think they put removable seats.
>LIVERSHIT
>>66653273
6 ft 215 pounds
>>66653292
Sup. Hope ur having a nice day
>>66653311
>implying he'd ever go to Livershit
fucking kek
>lelvren
>the city of weidenfaller
>>66653312
t. Dortmund shareholder
lovren almost 2 goals in 2 games vs dirtmund
shoite
two vs one and they didn't even break his nose
whos the mary sue of this match?
Red to Lovren, stupid mountain ape
>watching a Yankee stream
>Lov-run
I dunno how to deal desu.
>liverpool has to injure the GK in order to score
>>66653339
>Confederate flag
I'm sold, I'll come visit next year.
>>66653332
Noooo! Pls stay here cause we really care what you do.
>>66653342
Real madrid are Shit
>>66653361
sakho
Always root for the underdog
>>66653287
no generic non-stop singing
Voll auf den Kopp!
>>66653347
>6ft 215
>215
jesus christ
you know you're supposed to be 160 at that height
>be Lovren
>get a chance to do something useful
>commit murder-suicide
>>66653345
Yeah, no standing allowed in Europe. They showed a video a season or two ago, of how the stadium gets converted.
>>66653347
splendid la
is that extra chili in the cup?
is this the famous memetaryan?
i thought this guy was meant to be good
more like Weidenfaller tbqh
>>66653366
Being this stupid. That's how you say it you fucking spastic
>>66653347
>going to sonic
>eating hot dogs
I hope you die of heart failure tbqh
I'm here for the memes
>>66653366
Is it the Fox Sports 1 stream?
>>66653347
how old? I wanna see if you're overweight or obese.
>>66653327
i capped it. please dont be hiding after tues m8
>>66653344
of course he'll pick him. the question is will he let him play
Lovren has no regard for human life
tok pek
>>66653384
>otter mode
>>66653366
fox sports 1 is literal aids tier
>>66653375
manure is far worst tho but yeah they are pretty bad
>ooOooOoOooOOoOoOooooOOooOoOOO *dun dun dun* ooOoooOooOoOOo
>>66653392
more like weinerleller
fucking hate avonds
Friendly reminder:
Vardy and Kane are the ONLY interesting things about English football at the moment.
It would be great if Bürki substitutes Weidenfeller asap
Is Hummels the most aesthetic man on the pitch?
>>66653347
New Yorkers are scum
>they unironically almost killed weidenfeller
what a fucking retarded tackle from lovren
>>66653384
What like 3% body fat? I'm 5'11 and 170 and I'm not even close to being fat...
is that jizz on lovrens head
>>66653393
Low-vern. Not Lov-run.
You're a Yankee in Britbongistan? Typical.
>>66653407
he's got jizz in his hair too
absolute madman
>Dirtmund booing roughness
>>66653415
Who is this demônio de semen?
>>66653395
>A FUCKING LEAF
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>F
>U
>C
>K
>I
>N
>G
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>L
>E
>A
>F
>>66653407
don't think i would either if i lived in liverpool tbf
>>66653384
Maybe if you're you're a fucking woman kek
>3 minute injury stoppage
>ref will add 1 minute to the 1st half
why is that allowed?
>>66653369
desu i never understood why it's used as a symbol of the club here, probably because of colours but nevertheless i love it
did Lovren have semen in his hair?
>>66653405
>Picking Lelzer over based Hector
>>66653431
yes
>>66653384
>6 ft
>160
literally hungry skelly
>>66653403
I never hide, you really think Atletico Madrid with their shit hoofball - Press - Foul tactics can beat Barca?
And Benfica have no chance against Bayern Pep is the best coach in Europe
Lovren has jizz in his hair
>>66653421
Forster is quality desu
>>66653425
>you will never look like Mats Hummels
Why even live
This fucking ref.
Every little touch against a liverpool player is a foul.
Meanwhile a full charge headbutt against the goalkeeper isn't a yellow.
>>66653431
I guess some anon had to make the obvious observation
>>66653399
>>66653412
Yeah I think so.
I'm switching to a Brit one. I like Yanke reactions to goals.
>>66653430
>tfw 5 foot 11 and 138 lbs
>>66653434
Almost caught me with that bait ;). Cheeky.
>>66653448
>>66653431
There's something about lovren
Why are they both so shit jesus fuck
>>66653433
Heard its getting ruined by oil sheikhs and russian oligarchs
>>66653425
poor mans Maldini
>>66653395
fuck off snowyank
>>66653474
pressing team vs pressing team = shit game
>>66653439
She's a 15 year old girl who trips on /r9k/ in exchange for them buying stuff of her amazon wishlist.
>>66653458
>Pep is the best coach in Europe
>>66653468
i'm about to put on the ESPN Deportes stream because i simply cannot stand these guys
it's raining lads
comfy desu
>Nilner
>>66653414
Yet to be seen.. I'm not here to discuss the glorious Man Utd, I'm here to discuss Real (FAKE Football Club) Madrid, who's best player was made at the glorious Man Utd, and still talks about his time there more than Madrid
will taktik tuchel counter kult kloppos gegenpressing with gegen-gegenpressing?
Why does BVB have a nu male in the squad??
>>66653470
Cuz you don't lift and you are a skeleton.
>>66653482
>having a quick wank after you injured the GK
madman
>>66653466
Can got a card for stopping a counter, rightly
Also players should be free to challenge for loose balls vs the goalkeeper, keepers get far too much protection these days
t. Former keeper who isn't a pussy
>milner
>>66653493
clever girl
THATS A FOOKING FOUL REF. IM NOT HAVING THAT LA
>>66653496
These guys are shit but listening to the call in spanish?
That's a no no
Fuck how far behind are u guys streams? Its the 29th minute and been a score already!
>>66653384
No skelly
>>66653394
Sonic is goodm i can eat two of those
>>66653482
did they wank on his head, lel
>>66653458
>hoofball - Press - Foul
Don't think fellaini can press m8
>Sakho
>>66653415
> literally killing an unkillable plant
Would fuck her tight teenage pussy tho
these dortmund fans whining about every call huh
>>66653503
its yours with 100M plus tip what do you say ;^)
>>66653494
>Dis nigga invented Tiki Taka, he one of the best coaches ever!!
Scoreboard in upper right corner looks like a sad face
>>66653471
>ignores the Americans agreeing Fox is shit tier quality with commentators
>hur dur bait xDDD I dont need to make an argument now xDD
Yup. Typical.
>Dirtmund fans boo Lovrens challenge
>Dirtmund fans boo the ref blowing for a studs on foot challenge
>>66653493
Name?
Sakho is such a gangly cunt
>>66653512
respect: gone
LOL ENGLAND'S BRAVE JAMES MILNER WITH THE ABSOLUTE TEKKERS
NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY
Such a dull season
OriGOAT
>MORENI
I can't be fuckin' doin' with this lads.
sakho reminds me of a baby giraffe balancing on a medicine ball
he's shit
>leleno
>>66653470
>I'm a girl btw
>>66653506
>that picture
Liverpool's Nr. 17 is the Niggest footballer I saw in a long time kek so black o.O
>>66653523
>mfw i take my wife's son to a villa game and they concede a header to kolo toure
Wew lad
So is Liverpool getting Gotze this summer lads?
>>66653529
No that's Atleti tactics and also similar to Van Gaal "tactics"
>>66653523
the most cucked man on the planet?
>>66653513
It was extrmely obvious that he wouldn't get it though. I think he was about a second late.
>>66653506
>that pic
fucking KEK
>>66653366
That's how it's pronounced
>>66653524
Burger King are such jews with their fries.
I'm going to have to greentext the entire Liverpool defence tonight
>>66653569
He's the new Bojan
Dortmund score
>>66653550
*MORENO
>>66653474
Dumb newfag.
>>66653554
Why? You're not actually *snigger* a Liver *snigger* pool *snigger* supporter?
>>66653563
reported for nazism
>>66653563
blacker than a struck match i'd say
>>66653537
In English please mate
>You
>Grammar
Pick None!
>>66653540
Even English commentators say Lov-ren. No one on the face of the earth has ever said Low-vern
WTF is a Lowvern. BTFO.
>>66653571
except that Atletico are actually good
>>66653563
>o.O
>>66653565
what if his wife is black and that's his son though
>>66653541
You never went to a single game in real life.
>>66653563
well he's French
Sitting in the Irish Pub enjoying a Killkenny along with a long island ice tea.
How comfy is the rest of you?
this game is boring af.
>The City of Liverpool
>The City of Dortmund
Wow. Fuck them both
>>66653583
I know.i like the fries from chic fil a better
>>66653589
No, I'm a fan of football.
The memes and cringe are slowly sapping my life blood.
>>66653563
tbf just today I saw some black lad who looked like a young Sakho
black as sin and big red lips like he just bit into a watermelon
>>66653183
who is this cow?
>>66653606
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''french'''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>66653575
Which is why it was a foul
Doesn't deserve yellow or anything though
SSSSSSSSahkOOOOOO
SAKHO
Aubeymeyang is Sooo Fuking shit its unbelievable, literally Neymar 2.0!
PSG probably sperg 40m on him in summer tho and he gonna fail hard
>>66653608
>posting on sp down the pub
SAKHO
SAKHO
SAKHO
SAKHO
>>66653288
As winning is the only way liverpoop can get to CL this season, I guess most scousers might care
>>66653593
so its a no??
well he is a Real Madrid player like most of your greats so yeah manure is a feeder club to Madrid
GOATKO DOES IT AGAIN
>>66653608
>2 drinks
alcoholic detected
FUCKING HEART ATTACK TEAM GIT EET FOOKIN OUTTT
>Hendershit
SAKHO is top 5 right now
>germans in charge of shooting
Sakho is LITERALLY the best CB in the world, just dont let him pass
God dam im a liverpool supporter but u can see dortmund are way better on the ball as well as without it. Itll take luck to win this tie.
>>66653333
checked
>>66653761
wew lad
>>66653761
let him pass freely or let him fuck your waifu, its in his contract
>BUNDESLIGA
LUL
>>66653609
who is this Samenflüssigkeit Dämon
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OUR YEAR LA
ORIGI
GOATRIGI
LFCCCCCCCCCC YES!!!!!!
odsfdikeijcih
I CANT BELIEVE IT
All aboard the HeliKloppter
hehe
eat shit dirtmund
>DIRTMUND
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undeserved, sucks
>>66653789
Goddamn you jinxed it
NO ERA PENAL
Saugeilen!!!!
>>66653833
Nice whore
