Try to fix Real Madrid
I'll start
sell Donald and James
get rid off marcelo
>>66637123
>more spurs players
Fuck off
---------------navas
carvajal-pepe-varane-marcelo
----------------case
-----modric----------james
---B------------B--------------C
>>66637154
James is class but he is DUMB as shit (you can tell the wey he speaks in interviews), you need to pamper him to perform, but again he's class.
Donaldo is there to seel shirts, once they sell the egotisitcal cunt goals will flow.
>>66637123
fixed
>>66637196
>you can tell the wey he speaks in interviews
That's just him having to slow down, so he doesn't stutter.
>>66637196
he's not dumb he is 'tartamudo'
>>66637196
doesnt james have an engineering degree
>>66637341
>>66637196
>doesnt james have an engineering degree
>Colombian footballers
>engineering degree
Not happening familia
>>66637123
fixed it for you jose
Benzema is great for Real but can't stay healthy, sold
>>66637123
here. fixed it for you senpai
>Dante
>cant stop Chicharito
>stops Donaldo
LOL
>>66637196
>only when they sell the most prolific goalscorer in the world will goals follow
>>66643336
Time to stop posting Chicano
>>66639558
Mou had such a good squad and they're thin as fuck these days, o wonder only he managed to win a league
how the fuck did Bayer Leverkusen beat Wolfsburg 3-0 but Wolfsburg beat Real Madrid 2-0?
mad as fuck man
Get rid of Ronaldo and send Benzema to jail. Replace them with Reus or Sanchez, and Lewi or Abumayeng for Benzema. Get rid of Isco, and James; replace them with Veratti and Pogba, both of these are more versatile and don't play a "10" role which is non-existant in Spanish football. Replace Casemeiro with a more proven CDM, maybe Vidal since he's too alpha for Bayern cucks. Replace Marcelo with Rodriguez or Alaba, and replace Varane and Pepe with Goatdin (unlikely to happen) and Mustafi. Also replace Keylor with De Gea for better aesthetics.
Get Chicharito back in the team:
>implying he wouldn't have scored against Wolkswagen after coming in for Benzema in the second half
>>66637123
Manager: Mauricio Pochettino
>implying you can fix Real by swapping the players of the coach
they have doing that for the last 15 years. The only fix is getting rid of this faggot
>>66639558
> No Chicharito
Discarded.
>>66637123
>swapping eriksen for penaldo
Hart
Bellerin
Pepe
Stones
Rodriguez
Modric
Kroos
Bale
Alli
Ronaldo
Kane
>>66643663
yfw Tottenham make those signings
>>66643663
>Ramos
Into the trash it goes
selling and buying more players can't be the end all be all solution to Real's problems
what they need to do, and I think Rafa was looking forward and plaining this, is invest in youth
give up trying so hard to win trophies lol you're not winning them to begin with Barca's dominance, which can be attributed to the fact that all those players know each other well from academy days… Suarez and Neymar are freak accidents that panned out correctly but Messi scouted Neymar during the Club World Cup to see if can hang
Real's squad don't have time to gel well, last season with Carlo was so good they just need depth and a good rotation and they would have won the league
Like very cycle, Barca's era is coming to a close, Real should plan for their collapse by experimenting with youth mixed in with veterans
but Perez is looking for brand hype players
>it's a halal buys a Spurs player episode
My fave desu
>>66643663
>mfw the Santiago Bernabeu is renamed White Hart Spain
>>66649322
You're right, that team should include Vertonghen over Ramos.
>>66643663
I could honestly see Real buying Alli and Alderweireld down the line, especially if Pochettino ends up coaching there (he's said that it's his goal, and he used to coach Espanyol so he hates Barca). Not sure about Dier, IMO he's going to end up being not quite good enough for Real/Barca/Bayern, but still good enough that United/City/Chelsea will pay him insane wages.
>>66649452
Dier would be a significant upgrade over Casemiro
>>66649285
dear god the pace
>>66649459
Present day Makelele would be an upgrade over Casemiro
>>66637341
>>66638061
Despite forging a lucrative career in football, James has not neglected his education, studying engineering at the Universidad Nacional Abierta from
Jej
>mfw Real Madrid is on a downhill ride with no brakes
>>66649452
>implying Alli will ever be leaving the premier league
you must be new to football my m8
>>66643663
>It's an amerispud episode
remember this post on st. totteringham's
Treble confirmed
>>66649635
hazard is shit m8
>>66649702
That's why they'll get him for cheap. Probably only 48 million euroshekels
>>66649635
navas as sole honorary spaniard
>>66649635
You unironically made the team worse. Silva and The Brown are the only upgrades
>>66649773
Yes, but think of all those Bale and Hazard shirt sales
>>66649635
>aurier
>thiago silva in 2016
>toure as DM in halal when he didn't like to play as DM and he didn't like to play for halal
>de bruyne as connection between the MF and the attack
>modric after being shit all this year
>nobody defending
>no defensive MF pressure
>Overrated british attacking trio
I don't understand why you're not coaching a UCL contender m8, u seem to be good.
>>66649724
48 million for a useless meme player, sounds about right for halal madrid
why the fuck does chicharito get so little attention on /sp/? not even godin was even able to contain him and he is considered the best defender by some here
>>66649914
Maybe because he is wank?
>>66649914
Because he's not actually that good. You're the Mexican equivalent of Americans who claimed that Dempsey was "world class" because he scored 17 league goals in one season for Fulham.
>>66649496
I'm honestly surprised, I kind of thought he was dumb.
>>66649475
Fuck tactics, just put Redknapp in charge of that team and have them run around.
>>66650203
>>66649931
chicharito did well in real madrid though. he either scored or assisted whenever he played as a starter and didn't lose a game when he did. he was one of the most important players because he contributed so much in the attack , especially with his movement off the ball, and his overall game improved while he was there.
>>66650219
>I kind of thought he was dumb.
I think he's just a bit of a sperg who hates giving interviews.
>>66650245
he's shit, get over your Chivas man crush
>>66649914
>>66650245
He's garbage, please fuck off back to Mexico
>Sell
Donaldo - 60m
James - 60m
Isco - 50m
Benzema - 50m
Marcelo - 30m
Navas - 15m
>Buy
Kane - 50m
Kante - 35m
Pogba - 80-90m
Reus - 50-60m
R.Rodriguez - 35m
De Gea - 40m
>>66650320
>>Sell
>Benzema - 50m
>Navas - 15m
>unironically selling their 2 best players
>>66650320
>sellin both Isco and James
then who will be the scapegoat?
>>66650262
>>66650274
>chivas
good
>implying your brown manlet playing in arselel is any better
>>66650366
No but our Kebab remover at Dortmund is GOAT
>>66650320
>R.Rodriguez - 35m
Pretty sure it's 28m if Wolfsburg don't make the CL next season, which they won't unless they go all the way.
>>66650203
>tfw I thought Dempsey was world class
I was only 15 at the time, and he was a beast on FIFA..... :(
>>66650320
>de Gay
>Over Navas
Nobody's giving United shekels this year
>>66650320
>pogba
>>66650366
he is though, one average season from a world class player beats a career of mediocrity and bench warming
>>66650420
Hernandez scored 20 goals in his first season with man united and went to the final of the CL. He did greatand not many concacaf players can do the same switching from their shitty league in their first season
>>66650366
Sanchez is much better than Chicharito
>>66650436
20 taps in aren't impressive at all
just stop while you can
>>66650449
they are if they're clutch goals m8 kek
>>66650436
That's because concacaf players are shit.
>>66650436
That's what a tap-in baby does. He got benched when they realized none of the goals he scored actually changed the game and that he utterly failed as a clutch player. That's when they had to buy RVP and literally everyone else besides him.
>>66650456
>Stat-padding
>clutch goals
Kek. He couldn't score in the clutch if his 20 children's lives depended on it.
>>66650473
He scored in games where his goals made the difference. just stop.
>>66650460
yeah except he scored goals that helped United advance in the CL etc etc
2/10 troll
>>66650489
>score a tap against relegation team when game ends 5-1 Utd.
Just because you want it to be important doesn't make it important
>>66650506
>scores winning games against teams in the CL
keep trying with your shitty bait
>>66650536
>>66650500
>Scored against Marseille and Braga
>Literally in Barça's back pocket in the final
>"""People""" will say Braga and Marseille were dangerous teams
Kek
>>66650585
>chelsea
>valencia
kek
>>66650613
>Chelsea
>Valencia
Kek
>>66650632
chicharito is da bes
Enjoy winning every year Madrid
How do I become their manager?
>>66650760
Holy fuck, we've got a terminal case of
>tf
>tt
>>66650760
Fixed it senpai.
![formation[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oAmWs1P.png "formation[1].png")
>>66650952
>>66650760
Forgot the Pic
>>66637123
No one has posted best solution.
I will post it right here.
[spoiler]Pico pa'l que lee[/spoiler]
>>66639558
>Higuain
>Fat player that scores only in a shitty league and a total choker
>>66649496
In Colombia they give engineering degree to anyone who can point out the differente between a car and a donkey
only a few people fail, mostly because their mothers abandoned them, so they can't relate their moms to animals like most people do in that country
>>66649914
well he is above average but that's it, there are like 20 better strikers than him
>>66637123
>Eriksen on the wing.
>>66637123
just get some frenchies in
THIS
>buy barça
>rename it Real Madrid
>???
>profit!
11th confirmed
>>66660356
Only true way to save Madrid to tbqhwyf
>>66643390
Mad as fuck USA has no class footballers In Europe.
>>66637341
buy memes
>>66662518
ikr
>>66655148
Damn did some Colombian fuck your gf or did you just get some shitty coke
>>66657344
>griezmann and ronaldo in one team
holy choking of cucks
>GK
De gay
>DF
Carvajal, varane, gaspar, azpilicueta
>MID
Modric, koke, matic
>FW
Ronaldo, benzema, bale
Don't laugh about matic or aspi. I very much doubt they'd stay at chelshit based on the position they're in so it'll be a nice move back to Spain for Dave and an understandable move for matic who will fit right in.
They basically need to make a nice long lasting Spanish core and add a few more players who complement the team like matic.
