Barcelona - Atlético Madrid Game Thread #1

Sheffield United

TORRES

It's BarcElona

if you've ever typed "barca" you ar ea retard

is atletico actually going to play offensively for once? that lineup looks risky as fuck

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>mfw Atletico have lost all 6 games they've played vs MSN

GODin

>>66609761
america in charge of football

MESSI MESSI MESSI

where is the stream already

>>66609761
Simeone desperately wants that away goal desu

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Who /a/ here?

>>66609777
why you posted this

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>>66609777
The great debate

>>66609757
Barça, not barca, fucking pakistan.

>>66609757
What are you talking about? Both Barcelona and Barça are accurate.

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>>66609807

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>>66609807
Here senpai

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CAPITAN

OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>>66609807
here

>>66609805
they always play like that retard

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>>66609842
Talking about LL, does the Honoka scandal finally prove that Idolmaster is the king of idols?

>play rocket league 3v3
>some dude called "LUFTWAFFE" scored 2 own goals and is chocking
>tell him to unistall in german, he tells me that he cant into nazi language
>next game he plays against me, see his profile picture
>its the barcelona logo
>he chockes again and they have to forfeit

>Lucas

I would like to congratulate Barcelona on their consecutive trebles

>>66609811
Easily LADS

>>66609880
>implying the European cup was anywhere near as hard to win as the CL

Paisley wasn't even Liverpool's greatest ever manager.

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URUGUAY

PARK
BUS

>>66609925
If it was so easy to win why didn't shitby win more

>>66609889
What kind of dick has bumps?

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Get your mobile out

>>66609930
>muh mate

shit meem

>>66609954
Because his argument only works against teams he doesn't like.

>>66609912
Atletico have a conveyer belt of GOAT young CBs. Don't doubt

stream when, pls

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>>66609777
trips of god speak the truth

>Camp Now

>>66609954
>shitby

I don't speak retard. Do you mean Busby? Probably because half of his greatest team died.

so lads when does the TORRES TORRES TORRES starts?

>>66609912
you shitty psv team could not score when he was there

>>66609981
pay your bill or lurk moar but never ever ask that again on based /sp/

Why the hell are >we dressing the 2nd kit?

really nice quadrons mate

post predictions, i say comfortable 3-0 for uefalona, msn all score

>>66609999
quads confirm TORRES

>>66609961
The argument was in regards to the European Cup versus the CL.

Pretending the EC was anywhere near as competitive as the CL is just stupid.

>>66609997
It was piss easy tho anybody could win it with a bunch of bumbling retards

>>66610011
UEFA said the home kits clash and they do have a point

>>66609999
When we reach >66666666 tbqh

>a 5'8 centre back

spanish football is hilarios

>>66609757
What about the "a" at the end?

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>new girl at work
>qt as fuck
>someone told me she's into football
>go introduce myself
>"So, I heard you're into football.."
>she says "Yeah I mostly just watch England games but I watch premier league too, Liverpool if I'm with my dad and Man City if I'm with my mum"
>go back to being a loner

>>66609999
soon™

Anyone has C+ Spanish link ?

c'mon where the stream please
be gentlle i had a rough day

>>66610049
nice blog, u cum guzzler

>>66610019
1-0

>>66610035
>home team has to use the away kit

>>66609999
11th minute

how many legit Atletico fans are ITT?
(legit means actually living in Madrid)

imagine playing for barca

mad innit

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NOS HACEMOS UNAS PAJILLAS

why do spanish crowds whistle so much

are they angry about cutting their siesta short to get to the game?

>>66610045
English CBs have always been shit

>>66610049
slip her the d la

>>66610049
>ywn feel that Liverpool feel with your qt gf

jdimsa

>>66610079
Me desu

Which one's the more interesting game tonight?

>>66610035
Then make Patetico use their fucking 2nd kit. Wearing your away kit at home, fucking disgusting from uefa.

BOOOOOOOOO UEFA BOOOOOO

>>66610079
here la

>>66609717
>Fernando Torres starting against Barcelona in a CL QF.

What year is this m8s?

>whistling the GOAT anthem

>>66610059
http://www.streamsports.me/74925/football/europe/barcelona-vs-atletico-madrid/
Vas-y mec

>>66610049
>You literally got a chance to fuck both Liverpool and Man City
>you blew it

FUCKING BARCA BOOING BASE ENGLISH ANTHEM

neymar channelling his inner adam johnson

i'm gonna wash the dishes, when i come back i want a stream
pls

Why the whistling?

>>66610073
Atletico's away kit + Barca's home kit would clash even harder

>Dat Neymar massage

hold me

fuck farsa

>that ref

JUST

>>66610099
Probably didn't take their second kit with them

>>66610095
>Hearns v Hagler or Mayweather vs some scrub

>>66610030
>It was piss easy tho anybody could win it with a bunch of bumbling retards

No one said it was easy. You seem really insecure about Liverpool's EC wins?

>>66610079
I live near Calderón, but Barça fan (familar stuff)

>>66610079
/northmadrid/ here

>dem boos
why

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>>66610049
>>go introduce myself
>>"So, I heard you're into football.."

>>66610114
UEFA fined Barça for the show of Catalan independence flags at Camp Nou.

I have a feeling this is going to be a dross game

>>66610102
2009

i was born in madrid but i support barcelona

Its still light out lads.
mad init

>>66610094
why are you not supporting Real?

>>66610027
There is literally no difference between pre-97 CL and the old EC. The major format changes where in 97 and 2003

Only cuck teams don't boo the anthem.

Your team isnt a cuck team is it /sp/?

>>66610142
Thanks la.

how many times suarez will dive today?

>>66610138
THEY ARE SUBHUMANS

tsu

>>66610049
>City and Liverpool
should have hit her right in the face m8

>>66610161
yw designed

>smug torres.jpg

>>66610148
Autism

>>66610150
What happened in 2003, no more double groups?

I've decided to watch this game because Bayern have already fucking scored.

0-0 incoming

HAHAHAHA BENFICA KEKED ALREADY

Torres looks happy, he'll definitely score.

>>66610199
>it's true
kek

>both teams using their away kits
Cucked

it must be shit watching la liga because you know who's going to beat who every time

>Play at home
>wear away kit

daily reminder that Lionel Messi is part of the tax dodging illuminati

>>66610154
Why would non-cucked teams boo the anthem? Only teams that got cucked by UEFA boo the anthem

>>66610079
Here la
Frog island report in

>>66609717
is Luis Enrique drinking a goddamn Orangina?

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>>66610207
>>66610199
One of these days I'll stop watching the CL altogether.

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>>66610049
>"So, I heard you're into football.."
You stalked her facebook page before even talking to her.

Do you think that coach was shitposting in 4chan

>>66609717
Who does real madrid fags support?? Barcelona or atletico??

Benfica already dead

Maybe I missed it but why are Barcelona not using their regular home kits?

>>66610233
That list is full of kings, why wouldn't it have a god?

pls play as a forward tonight Messi.

Sick of seeing him on the halfway line as Suarez fucks up chance after chance upfront.

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Okay lads I'm here now because benfica were a disappointing meme

Are Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid from the same city

>>66610240
It's the goat soda after all

>>66610273
catalan propaganda

>that anon who bet 100EUR on Benfica
lol

>>66610273
>>66610035

>>66610273
clashing

>>66610254
We support our own team dunce. Not scared of any team in our path

>>66610273

because their kits are too similiar

>>66610251
literally says someone told me that 2 lines above

>>66610198
Preliminary groups and more teams from the top leagues

>>66610273
They forgot to put the kit in the laundry basket

no stream yet guys ?

>>66610273
because apparently the entire UEFA staff is colorblind

>>66610283
No

Real is in the middle and atletico is in Basque country near the French border

>>66610301
fuck off and find yourself

>>66610296
Wasn't a problem in the league though.

UEFA are just butthurt

>>66610283
No, the cities of Real and Atletico are in different provinces.

>>66610283
Yes, the city of Real Atletico

kek messi is nervous at

>>66610301
Have you done the dishes?

>>66610277
When was the last time they weren't disappointing?

>>66610301
there is TONS of streams, if you're unable to find one you should start by killing yourself for being that irrelevant

>>66609757
Bait

>>66609815
>>66609818
Baited

>>66610047
Cast it back?

>>66610301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb5O9y-ctzM

>>66610301

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb5O9y-ctzM

>>66610301
http://www.regarder.club/8802 en francais

>missi

watch this pussy bitch HGHbabby fraud fail to score his 500th goal and then get banned from football before their next match

karmas a bitch and she got your number

>>66610290
tbf he bet on a 1-2 result

>>66610301
yeah there's one here >>>/suckmywilly/

>>66610301
>https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/4dhccz/match_thread_barcelona_vs_atletico_madrid/
:)

>>66610301
42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7

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>Bayern drawn against Benfica
>Real drawn against Wolfsburg

What a surprise. I am shocked.

tips for today?

I tip 1:1 (Rakitic - Torres)

>>66610323
I hoped different tonight

Don't really like Spanish football desu but better than nothing

Jesu christ >Torres

Fernan-DONT-score-es

get it?

>>66610301
I gave you one before you bloody frog

>>66610275
I actually enjoy watching Messi pull the strings

>>66610353
>Bayern drawn against Benfica
UH?

>>66610295
Lets imagine is just a friendly with no consequences. Who do you enjoy being BTFO more??

Will /sp/ implode if Torres scores the winner to make Atletico go through?

>>66610283
Everyone in Madrid supports Getafe

>>66610277

Benfica are not going to win a european cup for at least another 46 years - I don't even know why you bothered.

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>all those french itt

absolutely disgusting

>people still haven't learnt to bookmark reddit soccerstreams instead of asking /sp/

>>66610353
I believe Wolfsburg can win desu.

>torres

what does simeone see in him? So, so fucking shit

>tfw Bayern already win against Benfica

>rakishit

>>66610379
too scared of mohammed so they're staying in

>>66610315
>UEFA butthurt about the showing of Catalan independence
>Barca sneakily ruses them into forcing them to wear their CATALAN away kit at home

UEFA confirmed chucked lel

>torres
kek

How old is Buffon?

>>66610379
OUIII

>>66610376
probably, i will for sure

>>66610376
Nah, the TORRES meme is dead, only newfags spam it to try to fit in.

>>66610273
Meme magic

>>66610378
That doesn't mean they can't meme their way past bayern

Rakitic is giving away too many balls. I am worried.

>Benfica

>>66609889
>the Honoka scandal
What?

>>66610314
>fuck off and find yourself
damn...

Not enough murderball from the murderball team

>messi

Quite like how the away kits look, lads. Something pleasing about the contrast.

>>66610337
merci.

What's with the shitty atmosphere?

This is like EPLel tier.

>MESSI

lol @ mourinho selling Luis. Twat.

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Torres scores 0-1 screencap this

Remember when Luis was a Chelsea player but Mourinho the absolute madman decided he wasn't good enough?

>there are people out there who are moronically laughing their fat asses off for baiting few retards with utterly retarded claims made on a Laotanese drawings' forum

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lionel messi is not just a goalscorer.

he is also really good on the ball and can pick a pass.

TORRES IS SO FUCKING SHIT. GET HIM OFF

>>66610382
That reddit site is awful, full of retards just like sp.

Just use livefootbalol

>>66610446
>>66610451
he is fucking shite

>>66609717
This Barcelona loses the ball in some dumb spots

Lovely effort by Torres there.

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Suarez goal at 16'
Remember this

The secret truth about this Barca team is that the midfield seriously lacks creativity. Messi has been dropping deep and making up the difference since Xavi left.

Why do both teams play with awaykit?

>>66610376
It will never be the same

>>66610379
Tu as besoin de te sentir spécial, l'ami ?

>torres

JUST

>>66610451
Tahiti Bob is shit af

>>66610398
like 39

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Who /skinnygirls/ here?

>>66610457
b-but the memes

>>66610448
I'm screen capping something

>>66610058
Si!

Will sp explode when griezmeme scores the winner?

>>66610486
me obv

>>66610322
yes.

>>66610486
She has some good boobies for a skeleton

>>66610425
Her VA did a JAV in 2008 and now it surfaced, or something one those lines.

dat godin

who was the keeper for atleti after courtois and befor oblak?

>>66610473
To make European Peru ask about it.

is alves crazy in real life

>>66610471
>messi
>busquets
>rakitic

sounds like a massive problem

>>66610308

>>66610486
half of those Parus minor are the bra

>neymar
exposed

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>>66610283

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>>66610500
thx for the (you) m8 have a (you) back

>>66610486
Is that Imogen Poots?

why only cunts play for uefalona? honest question

>>66610486
skinny fit chicks with a nice set of boobs are the best imho

>Missi

>missi

>messhit

>messhit

>Messhit
what the fuck is happening to him

>dani alves
Does this guy know how to defend ? Honest question

has van laal tactics note been revealed yet?

>messhit

top kek

> best player of the world.

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>I rate Rakitic

So far messi, suarez and nerfman seem they are still tired from their trips, the only chance they have had has been from messi and not a good one

>>66610486
Post more feet

>taxes

>people unironically call this player the GOAT

ronaldo wouldve smashed that desu

>>66610564
It's as if he was recently implicated in yet another massive financial crime.

Pretty sure Torres would've buried that.

Messi is FINISHED

2 clear chances blown already. The tax scandal must really be doing him in

>>66610486
Does it get any better than that? I don't think so

>>66610464
"no"

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>>66610521
I will never understand why people care enough to learn VA's names let alone their personal life.
Can't wait for the future were every character will have a unique, artificial voice.

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>le tax evader doping manlet

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>mfw Messi is playing well with Argentina and not with Barca

messi thinking about his jailtime already

>lelsi

Rakitic is running around like a wild dog.

>>66610586
i thought there wanst anything that could intrefer with his autism

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>missi

Not even Messi is immune from the greentext memeing

>>66610576
shut up faggot

>>66610558
>>66610560
>>66610561
>>66610563
>>66610564
>>66610567
>>66610568

don't be mean, they're already taking all his money

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For Messi it looks like this game is a little bit..Taxing!

HE'S FINISHED LADS

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>>66610577

>Messi
He is lost, his mind is on panama papers

>>66610541
>Hispanoamerica

is this the ghetto district for mestizo immigrants?

>tfw they're clapping again

A-are we relevant again?

>>66610614
This. It wasn't that great of a chance.

PAY THE TAX
A
Y

T
H
E

T
A
X

Barca as a whole are imprecise today desu

Barca are playing like shit, did Ronaldo break them?

how come spanish fans dont sing songs

>>66610622
>Female volleyball
That's some patrician sport to watch tbqh

>>66610605
lel

The taxman will hunt Messi for the rest of the season

>>66610629
>rating cruijff

>>66610455
top tier commentary

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síííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííí

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>tfw french commentator is Dugarry the huge dicksucking fag

>not sticking your house on atletico winning both legs

>>66610615
Dude just watch this last occassion, messi couldn't even control the ball from jordi alba

>>66610622
me on the right

>Spanish """""""""atmosphere"""""""""

>>66610639
ofcourshhh

>>66610640
2 much lisp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NshzYK9y0

>>66610640
to avoid song tax

It's only been 15 minutes and the concentration of shitposting has already reached the critical level.

>>66610640
Because we're not retarded

>>66610646
u mad jelly

Poopoolona on tsuicide watch

>>66610648
ooooooh ~~~~~~~

FUCK OFF ROTHERHAM

>>66610639
They have slowed down in recent weeks. Suarez and Nerman are playing like shit and Messi was way too deep in the midfield against RM.

>>66610469
just called the cops
enjoy jail

15 minutes gone and no goals, this match is shit give me some quality anime to watch lads

Carrasco goal at 25
Game has been sold that way
Carrasco the next GOAT

How long before the shampoo posting begins?

>carrasco

Hate this French cunt with a passion

>>66610565
>wing backs
>defending
This isn't 80's, wing backd are failed wingers today.

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>Juanfran

>>66610625
Nah, that's "El Rastro"

>>66610594
Desu Idols are Idols, they sell themselves in a certain way. LL in particular, they sell a dream.

>Can't wait for the future were every character will have a unique, artificial voice.
>unique
Shit taste, a real utopic future would Sawashiro finally voicing every single character.

/r/ that webum with messi getting an autismfit and rolling on the floor.

>>66610690
Does Sally like me?

It makes me so freaking angry that Ter Stegen plays in the Champions League and Claudio Bravo plays in the regular league

>Game against Real Madrid in the league? Better select my league keeper, Bravo
>Game against Atleti Madrid in the Champions League? Better select my Cup and Continental keeper, Ter Stegen

Luis Enrique is freaking autistic

How much will Barca pay for Mahrez in the summer?

>messhit

juanfran got aids bruh

>>66610690
Is my accie gonna come in Dewey?

Wtf am I watching?

>>66610690
will i get tfw gf

>>66610690
Is Rakitic past it?

>>66610640
>fans

>nerman

>>66610690
gf soon?

>>66610651
He's not commentating PSG it's ok

>>66610715
>could you repeat the question
Does Sally like me?

>>66610640
Spaniards can't sing, it's a well known fact.

They don't even have lyrics to their national anthem.

>>66610690
Will the planet be destroyed/uninhabitable by 2020?

>newman

>lel liga defending

>>66609717
What a terrible touch by Suarez on that outlet

>suarez

he is actually shit now

>>66610690
Happiness for me when?

>gaymar

>>66610705
He's Belgian

>these misses
FIXED
I
X
E
D