He watches sports, but doesn't play them

>>66607842
I'm not about to play some semi pro shit. That's for fags and has-beens

TORRES?

>>66607842
TORRES

Past a certain age almost nobody wants to play sports anymore besides some occasional encounter. This makes playing team sports almost impossible.

Enjoy while you're young m8s

>>66611155
>>66613205

Get your testosterone levels checked.

>>66613921
Ok kid

what if none of my friends like sports, how am i meant to play?

>>66615119
u probably dont got none of them friend things yer talkin about there

I'm not gonna listen to a fucking leaf.

>>66615119
Go to the pub and become a Darts or Snooker shark, make a name for yourself in the underground scene then go pro.

>>66613921
>Finn talking about testosterone
Asians are notoriously low test and also bad at sports

>>66613205
>Not signing up for some local beer league.

A great way to meet girls, desu. Girls who play beer league softball are only there to get pounded by some sweaty man.

>tfw pretty good at apehoop but I live in hillbilly land where people only like boreball and handegg
i wish i had some negroes to hoop with