He's actually going to do it, the absolute madman.
He'll become the best kicker the Amerifat world has ever seen.
>literally paying one player to come off the bench to do a kick then go back to the bench
>American sports
>>66605404
>literally paying Wayne Rooney to come off the bench to miss a goal then go back to the bench
>british sports
>>66605414
>burger in charge reading comprehension
>>66605186
Cool. It's fairly common for college and NFL kickers to have played soccer when they were kids, so it should be interesting to see if a pro soccer player can pull it off. I think having to aim the ball properly is going to be a nightmare for him. Any asshole with a strong leg can kick it 40+ yards, but getting it through the uprights is tough, especially if you're playing somewhere with shitty weather (which is half the NFL since it's a fall/winter sport).
>>66605186
He should be called "Christian Fuchs Up"
>>66605186
Mühlmann
Fritsch
NFL Europe:
Anderbrügge
Burgsmüller
Kruse
lester b-btfo?
>>66605702
fuchs can land a crossfield ball on a penny. can't imagine he'd have too much trouble adjusting to the shape and weight of the egg desu.
>>66605702
Yeah, because kicking a ball in a straight line from a few meters out is really fucking difficult
I've always wondered why you don't see professional Fly Halfs from Rugby becoming NFL kickers, they would be absolute gods at it, make more money and be swimming in american pussy.
Pretty sure the best kicker of all time is Saverio Rocca
>>66606215
because they're all public schoolboys who settle down in a country manor with an upper class wife by the age of 20
>>66606215
>swimming in American pussy
Well you just answered your own question.
>>66606183
can you do it from 45 meters with 10mph winds?
>the biggest points scorer in NFL history is Danish
>the second biggest points scorer is a South African chap of British origin
Just give us a team already
>>66606268
Everyone in Britain can do it.
>>66606268
what about a cold tuesday night in stoke?
>>66606302
this, kids in primary school here are basically the same level as NFL 'kickers' t b h
dedicated k i c k e r s
>>66606183
>a few meters
It's a minimum of 20 yards, and usually somewhere between 30 and 50. And what I think you and this anon >>66606302 are both missing is that it's not as easy as kicking a soccer ball. You guys mock football and call it "handegg" all the time for a reason, the "ball" has a really weird shape that makes it easy to throw accurately but very difficult to kick accurately.
literally who?
>>66606344
>He's not lifelong
Wew lad
>>66606334
literal children here can do it lad. 12 year olds.
>>66606334
>what is rugby
>>66606302
can you do it faster than the DB can block it?
>>66606361
>britbong delusion
wait. you guys are notoriously awful at penalty kicks and that's just kicking a round ball into a net from 10 yards away. this divegrasss pleb is going to choke miserably when dealing with kicking an egg with a bad hold, through the wind while 400 lb roidmonsters are rushing to eat him.
he won't even make it as far as hayne
please just delete this thread
>>66606404
yes easily
>>66606406
kicking it over a bar is piss easy lad, 9 year olds here can do that. getting it under the bar into a goal is a bit trickier tbf
>>66606334
>"ball" has a really weird shape that makes it easy to throw accurately
And amerifats think this sport requires technical skill
>>66606419
the shape was actually designed to make it easy to carry, just so happens it also complements throwing. the forward pass used to be banned in the olden days. its more skill based now, back then it was just running through a wall of men on every play.
>>66606215
>they would be absolute gods at it, make more money and be swimming in american pussy.
No
No
>"swimming in american pussy"
Kicker is slightly above "4chan janitor" in prestige
>>66605186
He will get BTFO like that Aussie rugby cuck
https://twitter.com/LCFC/status/691312451313205248
>>66605186
I've never kicked an american football but rugby balls are easy to convert
>>66606517
"anon i thought you said you were bringing your girlfriend?"
>>66606404
>>66606406
I fucking love how Americans think their """sport""" is special or requires any kind of skill
There's also a videof him doing keepy-uppies with the handegg.
>>66606560
>This
>from a country with rugby (pitch and kick) and soccer (just kicking)
>>66606585
7SS2TSZ8tas
>>66606524
>Carolina Panthers hire ex-Leicester player
Pure meme magic
It's all mental. It's basically a PK every time you're out there.
>>66606517
>implying an english accent alone isn't enough to ensure being neck deep in american klunge
What euros don't get is how short a leash kickers are on. A couple misses and you're fired, done. It's a pretty unique position in the world of sports.
>>66607349
well that's not a problem for english kickers because they'll never miss
>>66607356
Has there ever been an english kicker? Getting Aussie rules kids to punt is all the rage right now. I think the Aussies are better suited for NFL because they're not wispy little fags like the english.
He's a competent kicker
Trains with an NFL ball every week
Can convert NFL FG from 60 yards comfortably
Great control of the ball
He's pretty much guarenteed a contract already.
>>66605186
will the headline be "Fuchs off to NFL?"
>>66606334
>very difficult to kick accurately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SS2TSZ8tas
kek
>>66607379
technically lawrence tynes.
>>66607379
>wispy little fags
Have you even seen english rugby union players lad?
>>66607348
Has to be the right accent, though. An upper class English accent (like Aragorn in Lord of the Rings/Emma Watson in Harry Potter) is like a +2 on the 1-10 scale, any other kind of accent is like a -3. Nobody wants to fuck a scouser.
>>66606334
If a manlet from crushed church can do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTGj0hIQTDM
weather no problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4S-cAXCtw4
68 yards
And an abo can literally do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6J9dGdQXKQ
I'd say a football player on the level of fuchs is going to have literally no problems.
>>66607475
That's not even close to the same things as trying to drive the ball 60 yards, 10 feet above the ground between 2 posts that are 18.5 feet apart with accuracy while 11 world class athletes are running at you full speed. Not saying he can't do it, just saying the job is significantly more difficult than you're giving credit
>>66606334
people can underestimate those factors but dont underestimate the foot eye coordination of good soccer players (let alone professionals)
they can hit any part of that ball with any part of their foot with a high degree of efficiency. 2+ decades of kicking shit with your feet every day will do that.
>>66607529
>implying walking up to american women saying "Well ow a bout it luv?" doesn't make them instantly drop their panties
Please watch our sports
>>66607553
>That's not even close to the same things as trying to drive the ball 60 yards
yeah that's harder considering the shape of the ball. You seem to forget that he spent his whole life handling a ball with his feet and kicking it.Do you think footballer always have all the time they want and no pressure when they kick the ball?
>>66607529
>an upper class English accent like Aragorn in Lord of the Rings
>like Aragorn in Lord of the Rings
>>66607475
this doesn't even prove anything. ur dum
>>66606334
Literal school children do this every lunch time in school
>>66607389
>Can convert NFL FG from 60 yards comfortably
Means absolutely nothing unless he can do it with those giant nigs in the way. Has to hit it up and still get the distance.
>>66607544
NFL kickers don't have time to fingerblast their asshole before every kick. The examples you provided are pretty much irrelevant.
>>66607389
plus he has a hilarious name that makes people think of sex
http://youtu.be/XQlz4xY3NiM
>>66607587
to be fair he does a convincing English accent
>>66607637
>upper class
>>66607634
Kek at the kicking bit
>everyone cheering him on like he's done something special
>Harry's face as if to say "what was so special about that"
>>66606334
so less than the average goalkick shot?
lmao
>>66607379
>I think the Aussies are better suited for NFL because they're not wispy little fags like the english.
doesn't matter does it lad? you sub them on to kick, then stop play, watch some adverts and get them off again before any handegg happens. might as well get one of our 9 year old school boys to come on and do the kicking, they're easily good enough and you wouldn't have to pay them as much as an adult tbf
>>66605186
>entire thread
>still no source on the op
>>66607634
top lad imo
>>66607658
It's not about just kicking the ball it's about getting it past 11 giganiggas trying to kill you
>>66607686
I've literally never seen an instance where the niggas have come close to the kicker
Also, penalty kicks are taken quicker than field goals anyway
>>66605186
makes more money, its safer, and he can do it until he is 40 so i dont see why not
>>66607673
Just google chrstian fuchs american football
>tfw its time to do a fake
>>66607634
a brave english lad
its coming home, boys
>>66607634
kek, at the first try
>>66607698
>makes more money
not really, Fuchs probably makes something like £1.5 million a year, which would give him a higher salary than probably every kicker in the NFL. Although Americans might pay less tax.
But yeah it's something for him to do when he no longer has the physical ability to play in a top league like the EPL.
>>66607694
https://youtu.be/pBkjOrYv1Gk
>>66607694
That's because you don't watch the sport often enough then. Every year there are at least a dozen instances of kickers getting creamed or having their plant legs taken out. It weighs on the mind of every kicker every time they line up. It's why guys drill practice kicks from 60-65+yds before the game but shank 30 yarders during the game
>>66607475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oTMosZ76b8
Have any of you blubbershoots ever watched rugby? You have to take kick from wherever the penalty was given even right next to the touch line unlike your perfectly straight kicks
Brave English lads would get every kick in the nfl
>>66607720
>Fuchs probably makes something like £1.5 million a year, which would give him a higher salary than probably every kicker in the NFL
That's about $2.1 million, which would make him the 18th-highest paid kicker in the NFL.
>>66607749
exept that wasnt a commercial and it's not so unbelieveable
>>66607763
Rugby kicks have already been declared irrelevant. Try again fuckboy
>>66607763
At first I thought you guys were just trolling, but I'm starting to think that you actually believe this. We have literally millions of soccer players, if it was as easy as you're suggesting then kickers wouldn't get paid shit because any guy who played a year of D1 soccer or higher could do their job.
>>66607769
http://overthecap.com/position/kicker/
not really when you factor in the whole guaranteed money bullshit. Fuchs contract is of course entirely guaranteed (and they get lots of bonuses)
>>66607720
>£1.5 million a year, which would give him a higher salary than probably every kicker in the NFL
>>66607774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVdZyRoIGC4
Lads it ain't that hard. Aidan O'Shea who's a GAA player did this tv show for RTE where he went to a combine/recruitment shit in america.
They were timing his kicks and he got it quickly enough.
The thing about Aidan is he would hardly be considered a skillful player. He's mostly used for his size and power. If Aidan an amateur GAA player can do it I'm sure Fuchs a professional soccer player can do it. It's harder to be a pro soccer player than a county GAA player.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azMuo6Ks8gE
19 minutes onwards is the kicking bit.
>>66607789
that's probably about 10 million of your mickey mouse """""currency"""""
>>66607809
Anyone can be a practice squad kicker
>>66607780
I'm talking about rugby you retard
Although I'm sure lots of our footballers could do it as well
>>66607780
>We have literally millions of soccer players
no good ones tho
>>66607553
>11 world class athletes are running at you full speed.
Surely you have your own team of nigs to block. Also, kicking a ball takes about 1 second.
>You play for the Oakland Raiders
>The Leicestershire Foxes field this offence
What do you do, how do you stop them.
>>66608074
>that offensive line
Mack, Irvin, MEJ, etc. are gonna have a field day
>>66607829
The exchange rate is 1.4 pounds per dollar
>Fuchs going from a meme team in a meme season to Jew York to stay with his family and wants to play some memeball
honestly lads, a bit too much mememing here
>>66605702
half a hundred AFL players have done it
>>66606334
>It's a minimum of 20 yards, and usually somewhere between 30 and 50
Top fucking kek, Year 7 (11/12 year olds) can do Rugby conversions from that far.
>>66607829
>mfw people on /sp/ try to discuss economics
>>66609085
>those two events are similar
Watch Beckham kick field goals
http://youtu.be/XI9VfNQHo9s
>>66609119
>kicking an oval btween two posts is not similar to kick a sligtly smaller oval bewteen two posts
>>66609276
>snap, hold, 11 defenders looking to block
>anything like a rugby kick because the balls are roughly similar
From kickoff tees, a handful of kickers hit 80 yard field goals with some regularity. That's a cleaner comparison desu
nice try senpai, but you yuros are really letting yourselves and your ancestors down today.
>>66609370
you'll have your own nigs to block the others, besides this guy>>66607809 did it in time and he's not even a pro in his meme sport
>>66609478
you didn't actually make a point. At best, you moved those goal posts (pun TOTALLY intended ;) )
>>66605664
>Poland in charge of flags
>>66609478
oh, and he turned down lucrative contracts from which teams?
>yuros actually think no soccer player has ever tried out to be a kicker before
>>66606215
Roman o gara got offered a record contract for a kicker but turned it down
>>66606406
Fuchs is German aka penalty gods
>>66609627
>German
>>66609713
Cute
Literally all kickers are just soccer players that quit playing and want a chance to be millionaires in the NFL because it's easier than being a pro at soccer. A kid from my club went on to be the kicker for Stanford a few years back but he always had a really strong shot.
>>66609478
It still affect kickers
Not the same thing
