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Let's get fucking hyped /sp/:
>Will the Fascist Madrid cunts win 10-2 on aggregate
>Will the JUST Catalonians get cucked into submission by expert defensive positioning
>Bayern annihilation inbound
>Will this be a more fitting el cashico after Chelsea's woeful season?
My predictions for the first legs:
Barcelona vs Athletico Madrid
>1-1
Bayern Munich vs Benfica
>3-0
VFL Wolfsburg vs Real Madrid
>1-4
Paris Saint Germain vs Manchester City
>3-1
Post yfw Wolfsburg meme magics real in 3-0
>>66592768
Bendtner has been released from his contract
Wolfsburg 0-2 Real
Bayern 1-0 Benfica
Barcelona 2-1 Atletico
PSG 3-1 City
>Benfica not scoring
>the same teams always winslol
who /Europa League/ here
>>66592830
>being more excited about seeing a different club in the semis than watching good football
kek
KEK
>>66592815
Bayern at home control posession too well, Benfica also don't have the quality of Juventus
>>66592874
don't bully me Indonesia
Wolfsburg 1-2 RM
Bayern 3-1 Benfica
Barcelona 2-0 Atletico
PSG 2-1 City
>>66592874
>Thinking EL is synonymous with bad football
kek
KEK
>>66592886
>2013/2014 Juventus got rekt by Benfica
>>66592830
>the same teams always winslol
>who /Europa League/ here
Sevillawinslol
>Implying Wolfsburg isn't going all the way
>>66592768
>>66592977
When was the last time Barca kept a clean sheet against Atleti?
>>66593186
last season, 0-1
>It's a Barca, Real, Bayern in semis episode
>>66593243
champions league has become like a stale sitcom
>>66593046
Benfica actually had a good team back then
>>66593620
You are correct, this squad is individually worse but collectively better since it has the experience from the past battles (such as those Juventus games).
I predict a tough win for Bayern at home and a draw at Lisbon.
>>66592730
>>Will the JUST Catalonians get cucked into submission by expert defensive positioning
You know Barcelona hasn't lost to Atletico ever since Luis Enrique took over and MSN went destruction mode?
>there's """""people""""" that think that Wolfsburg is going to lose against Fake Madrid
WEW
>>66594421
People can talk all they want about 'Messi, Suarez, Neymar'. About MSN.
The simple fact is that MSN, just like its instant messenger namesake, is shit.
Do you remember using MSN as a child? I do. I remember. It was clunky. Bad. Inaccurate. I remember trying to send nudes and it didn't work.
MSN has been replaced.
It has been replaced by something that allows handsome Portuguese men to send dick pics in an instant, and to receive boys underwear competition photographs in return.
It has been replaced by something that allows anybody who needs it to quickly send pictures of themselves with their son to prove they look similar and have not used a surrogate due to homosexuality
It has been replaced by something that allows you to send a picture of a pristine penalty spot with the text 'about to destroy that ;)' so that your friends know how alpha you are before you get down to business.
MSN has been replaced by WhaTSSUUUUUUUUUUUUpp. And it is never coming back.
people are really underrating benfica
it won't be a walk in the park for bayern
>>66599550
>sending nudes as a child
>pedortugal
>>66599690
Typical Poop in the CL. It will be far closer than it should be.
what sport is this?
>city not beating psg
de bruyne is back, nasri is back, we get to see him link up with silva for that sweet sweet chemistry.
>>66599550
underrated post actually
>>66600322
Nasri is not in the CL squad.
> implying City won't put 2 past PSG
PSG 3-2 City desu
>>66599550
Extremely underrated post.
>>66599550
>BBC>MSN
TSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66599550
Top kek desu
>>66594421
Luis Enrique is a poor manager, let's not get this twisted. He gets bailed out by Messi, Suarez too often. Simeone needs to get his tactics right and he pulls off a result. Even when Athletico were at 9 men in the Camp Nou Barcelona looked pretty poor and didn't create a lot
>>66592730
>tfw ABZ brits are about to get BTFO yet again
Barcelona 1x0 Atlético
Bayern 4x0 Benfica
Wolfsburg 1x0 Madri
PSG 2x2 Manchester City
>>66599550
>>66605370
>Wolfsburg getting any kind of positive result
who's the better goal scoring threat today, Penaldo, Lewandowski or Muller?
>>66605387
Today
>Ronaldo
his head has gotten so big after el clasico that he will become a hot air balloon and ascend to new heights in TSUUUUUUdom. He always gets a massive erection from his little limp shrimp after cucking Messi
>>66599550
Top Tsek
none of these games are actually worth watching
will tune in for the semis
watching Portuguese getting buttrammed is my favorite pasttime
>>66592730
>Farca
>Buyern
>Halal
>Shitty
Predictable as fuck
just stopped by the pharmacy to order some vaseline
>>66605597
don't fuck with voodoo hungarian gypsies bro
Wolfsburg 0-3 Halal
Bayern 3-1 Benfica
Barcelona 0-2 Atlético
PSG 2-0 Shitty
I have a cheeky bet on PSG winning the cl
Germany is counting on Iberia to kick out Wolfsburg and Munich. Remove the cancer that is killing football.
Then the two Madrids can remove Manchester and Paris from the premises.
All Madrid final go!
Hope Pellegrini doesn't insist on playing Martin JUSTmichelis.
If he does PSG 5-1 incoming
>>66593275
yea id swear all these ties were the same as last year..... its totally lost its excitement..
>>66605778
It's gonna be mangala otamendi
If we manage to lose by 2 or under and score a goal, I'll start believing
as it stands right now, we're gonna get massively assfucked
>>66599550
>>66605778
City will get buttfucked without him
I'm still so fucking butt blasted from the draw. These are literally the worst fucking pairings you can come up with from these 8 teams.
>>66605831
Make a better draw
>>66605837
PSG-Benfica
Barca-Bayern
City-Real
Wolfsburg- Atletico
>>66605387
>Ronaldo against the weakest team left
The answer is obvious.
PSG 2-1 City is about the best City can hope for I fear
>>66605860
Shit draw
All you have done is put outsider vs outsider and favourite vs equal favourite
>>66605860
I have no idea why people hype Barça Bayern so much, it would be Barça winning easily. In a 2 legs game, Atletico Barça is the best draw we could have got.
>>66605918
People not rating Bayern because of a near slip-up is going too far.
![1433680192_extras_noticia_foton_7_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f0eezVg.jpg "1433680192_extras_noticia_foton_7_0[1].jpg")
Reminder that as long as >we start a DM >we are unbeatable.
>>66605939
They got destroyed by Real 2 years ago, they got beat easily by Barça last year, this year fist they give up a 2 goals lead to Juve then they go 0-2 at home to Juve (and with the ref helping them against Juve). They were in the last 3 semis only because they always avoided top teams until said Semis, except this year with Juve.
>>66592730
>Let's get fucking hyped
yeah no. these matches are fucking boring.
>>66599550
>WhaTSSUUUUUUUUUUUUpp
>>66605977
I'm supporting paris this time just because muh french team
but i secretly hope they'll lose to see /sp/ erupt
>>66606023
City always shit themselves in Europe
>>66606023
I not-so-secretely hope they'll get destroyed myself, just to see the absolute assmad qatar shills all over the french sports sites comments.
>>66606047
why are you on 4chinz reading english?
>>66606186
Because I can communicate in two languages and /sp/'s atmosphere is pretty unique as far as sports internet discussions sites are concerned.
>>66606023
city are usually shit but pellegrino has been resting players etc
and i just can't see psg knocking out two english teams in a row
>>66606209
uniquely shit? Congrats on being bilingual. I am jealous. Trying to learn chinese at the moment and hating it. Stupid english made us lazy to learn other languages when we were younger and now (28) I am unable to learn another language easily.
>>66605460
Except PSG v City to watch EPLEL quality
>>66606219
Kompany, Toure, Sterling, Hart
all out
best city strikers this season : Aguero :17 then Toure :6
tomorrow city center defenders : Mangala, Demichelis
City just CANT win
>>66606209
Youre so lucky you have french women around you.. theyre so hot! I dont know what they are like to date but damn they are good to look at. Irish women are poor to look at but put up with a lot of shit and are loyal.
>>66606219
>and i just can't see psg knocking out two english teams in a row
Why? English teams are a sad joke in the CL.
>>66606258
How is our fault? You have been independent for quite a while now lad.
>>66606293
>english language
Hmm youre probably stirring shit but just in case. We love you guys now <3 If yeyve any more jabs over there please let me know as well.
>>66606275
Idk but I'd rather have one of your redhair irish than some "french" black ape
We're gonna get rekt m8
>>66605968
>they got beat easily by Barça last year
rewatch that game
>>66606258
Just learn Spanish senpai
>>66606359
Gingers are more of a Scottish thing that Irish desu.
zlatan is going to get mangled lads
>>66606359
yeah, we've few niggers. Theyre about but they dont date the irish cause we secretly would be ashamed to date one and bring them home to our mammies.
Your ghettos are clean but they are scary. I was asked did I want a blowjob for 100e while I was walking down one. She could tell I was Mr pale foreigner, all I said in reply was she could for 20e but she refused. Regretted going that low, it would have been a bit of a thrill to get a random bj from a skank in paris during the day. She could have been yanking my chain too metaphorically. Who knows. I quickly walked on incase I was going to get robbed.
>>66606376
Which one, the 3-0 win? or the meaningless defeat were they stopped trying after going 2-1 up, when Bayern would have had to score 5 more goals to go though?
>>66606379
I want to learn chinese though. Its good for my job and it would open up business opportunities in the future. Ive set away 10k to go there and learn and also learn from here. I also have time in jail too soon because of cannabis importation so lots of free time to learn.
>>66606352
hmmmm, well I could do with my drive being tarmaced
>>66606408
Made me lol. Enjoy prison, I hope the le eblin weed 420 blaze it was worth getting butt fucked by tyrese and his gang
>>66606408
Got it all planned haven't you
>>66606418
Sound. it was worth it. I ave 100k stashed away and Ill be out in a year after doing a business or language course. No rape here my friend, not like american jails. We still hate faggots.
>>66606420
Naw, I am an idiot that probably wont follow through as usual.
>>66606401
the 3-0 win. suggesting that it was easy just because it finished 3-0 leads me to believe that you've never seen it
>>66606454
this, Bayern played very well until the last fifteen minutes
I still can't get hype for this
It's just so predictable
>>66606425
>>66606408
what class of fucking retard are you?
>>66606563
Why you so mad?? Its not your life.
>>66606425
Lol you are literally going to get raped even harder for not preparing yourself
>>66606491
same, Dortmund vs Laverpool seems more interesting
>>66606896
> assuming I havent been inside already
>>66606408
holy shit what a retard
>>66606491
>Can't get hyped to watch the greatest player of this sport's history play alongside Neymar and Suarez against an Iron defense
Kill yourself
>>66607061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIWbMIwaUk8
>>66607061
>>66607087
>Ronaldo will retire in a couple of years
Going to miss the top floor memes.
>>66607120
He plans to be actor after retiring.
Imagine the memes with him and the oscars.
>>66599690
It's the other way around, people are really overrating Bayern.
I bet both my balls Bayern will win today, but only 1-0 or 2-0 with a shitty performance.
Bayern will not win this year's CL, mark my words. It'll go to Spain again.
>>66599550
screencap material here by Based Joao
post yfw benfica-city final
>>66607175
The most realistic and positive result for >us would be a 3-1 win by Bayern. We could still go through if we play our hearts out at home. It wouldn't be the first time we had a massive performance at home like that and managed knock out (or nearly knock out) a vastly superior team.
>>66607235
You're not going to even have a chance to score against them, but you won't leave humiliated either, I bet
>hyped
who the fuck wants to see bayern beat up benfica?
>>66607340
Both teams' defense and offense are their weak points and strong points, respectively. I can see Benfica scoring once, but not any more than that.
I sure hope we won't park the bus as well, because that's a sure way to get 6-1'd or more like Porto did.
>>66607372
>who the fuck wants to see bayern beat up benfica?
Sorry, for a split second I thought the best attacking trio in history is coming up against one of the best defences of the 21st century tonight
>>66607419
>best attacking trio in history
Ronaldo Tevez Rooney>La Liga bashers
>>66607372
>finns
>wanting to do anything besides suicide
pick one
>>66607419
it is but that is the other game.
>>66607431
>implying i'm finnish
>>66607430
keep posting
you're making my flag somehow look less retarded on this subject each day
Hopefully Torres scores against Barca again
>>66607430
The English/EPL delusion bait is getting old m8. No one will seriously reply to those anymore.
Aguero>>Ibrahimemeovic
>SRF are showing Bayern-Benfica and if I want to watch Barcelona-Atletico it'll be on RTS with French commentary
>>66607453
name a famous attacking trio fromn Polish football or everyone will disregard your comment
Really hope Atletico can stop the barcashit menace.
>>66607484
Aguero is the bigger meme. Remember when you faggots thought he was better than Rat King? It wasn't even a small lot sadly. Fucking embarassing.
>>66607519
Grzegorz Lato/Andrzej Szarmach/Kazimierz Deyna
15 combined goals at the 1974 World Cup
>>66607015
I've literally seen it twice already this season alone
>>66607452
I do enjoy Torresposting
>>66599550
fukken saved
>>66599550
Fuckin nice
>Savic injured
ogre
Atletico squad according to Marca
Oblak - Juanfran, Lucas, Godin, Filipe Luis - Gabi, Saul, Koke - Carrasco, Torres, Griezmann
seems very attack minded if it's true
>>66607214
maybe that's because he took it from a screencap
>>66608905
Barcelona as expected (official lineup)
LABB
Literally Anybody But Bayern
>>66608905
Who's Lucas?
>>66609023
cono
>>66609023
Their 4th choice CB. Gimenez and Savic are ded and Godin just barely made it
so which one of today's matches is gonna be the best?
>>66608970
Why so salty Guiseppel?
Was that Juve and Italy trashing by the DeutschGODS so terrible?
>>66609023
the next Laporte
>>66609048
bayern
>benfica exposes poop's meme tactics
>poop makes the obvious adjustments and BTFO benfica, mediatards shake their head and say "genius!"
lads
>>66609048
> No Robben for Bayern
> Torres starting for Atleti
What do you think?
>>66609075
>coach keeps winning
>4chan neckbeards claim he doesn't know shit and they'd do a better job
>>66609095
robben seems to have retired already
>>66609114
>Pep driving across the border to shitpost a bit
back to the Allianz Pep
>>66599550
absolutely good effort lel
>>66599550
leds
If English teams don't get their shit together than the CL will probably die a slow death. No one cares about non-English teams and seeing Barca/Madrid/Bayern play each other every year will get really tedious.
>>66609369
>No one cares about non-English teams
t. perfidious albion
lads
>>66609389
This desu
Which one is the funposting thread?
>>66599550
> trying to send nudes and it didn't work
>>66609446
Atleti Barca. Esp if Torres scores.
I think the Real Madrid defeat might have been good for Barca in a way. They've not played well these last couple months; lazy in their passing and relying on Messi too much. It's better for them that their wake-up call happened in a meaningless clasico instead of an important CL knockout game.
>infantino already being exposed for corruption
Well it was fun while it lasted
I ate a kilo of lasagne and drank a load of milk to try and unblock my stomach but it hasn't worked
>>66609492
eat a few pounds of oatmeal, friend
>>66599550
Kek.
>>66599550
Good post
>>66609492
>>66609483
they are still top of the table and the press hasn't stopped dickriding MSN
doubt they will learn anytime soon
so this is the only game we get over here, is it worth a watch? i'm kind of new to the whole soccer thing
>>66609515
>implying the players give a shit what the press writes
>>66609527
yea
>>66609527
Watch it and shitpost about semen slurping sport because its gonna end 0-0
>>66609527
>soccer thing
get out, soccer is only played in north america by young ladies and retired players
To any Brits interested the barca atletico game is being shown free on BT sport showcase and the BT sport website
>Barca in yellow
What the fuck?
>>66609618
sound mate, cheers
>>66609633
UEFA told both teams to use away kits in both legs because they think they clash otherwise
>>66609618
nice one cheers lad
i'm nervous lads, i have a date coming over tonight and she's much too young for me
>>66609633
Atletico home shirt is red and away is black
>>66609618
cheers me old china
>>66609659
Nonce wanker
>>66609633
They both played in their home kits last time and it was awful
>>66599550
top post barbosa
>>66599550
overrated cringeworthy post
>>66599550
Massively over-rated and unfunny post.
I'm sick of "funny and addictive" 4chan.
*sends you an incredibly annoying animated nudge*
basketball american here, which game should i watch
>>66609803
*nods respectfully towards you*
>>66609743
>>66609755
Bad posts
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>>66609814
Bayern vs Benfica desu
THIS COULD BE THE MOST DRAMATIC STORY OF THE SEASON, IT'S TORRE--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH UN-BE-LIEVABLE
>>66612203
Is that how guys orgasm?
>>66612271
It most certainly is desu, based Torres is back for the 50th time
>>66592812
Fug, should've bet on that
>>66605483
>Shitteh
>getting past PSG who made Chelshit look like a joke
>>66615067
Plenty of teams made Chelsea look like a joke, they probably had 2 of their best games against PSG.
>>66609490
> Italian
> not corrupt
post yfw City actually draw against PSG away
2-2 incoming, screencap this now
this one's for the dutchbro
