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Lineups -
Twins:
1) Dozier 2B
2) Mauer 1B
3) Sano RF
4) Plouffe 3B
5) Rosario LF
6) Park DH
7) Escobar SS
8) Suzuki C
9) Buxton CF
Santana - P
Orioles:
1) Machado - 3B
2) Jones - CF
3) Davis - 1B
4) Trumbo - RF
5) >Running on Wieters - C
6) Alvarez - DH
7) JAY. JAY. HAR-DEE - SS
8) Schoop - 2B
9) Rickard - LF
Tillman - P
It begins.
>tfw no Orioles/Twins fans
Come on, faggots. Wake up
>>66592175
It's raining.
>delay
According to snapchat my white trash friends are blacked out at pickles rn.
>>66592258
What the fuck did you just fucking say about weather, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the American Meteorological Society, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret rains on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed hails. I am trained in gorilla weather and I’m the top snow forecaster in the entire US weather forces. You are nothing to me but just another low pressure system. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of thunderstorms across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can forecast anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred types of precipitation, and that’s just with my isobar charts. Not only am I extensively trained in manual forecasting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit flash floods all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
This is why baseball is such a shit sport
>Brewers baserunning
Kek
>>66592419
Because you can't play it in the rain? So you don't like the NBA or NHL either then?
>tfw VPN works with MLB.tv
Orioles baseball here I c- oh rain delay
>>66592705
Are you VPNing because you're in the local area or something? Or are you in Commie China?
>>66592719
Live in Annapolis, so yeah local area.
>>66592741
I don't know if you're paying for a VPN or what but you could probably use ZenMate for Chrome if you're looking for a free alternative too. Just a protip from a guy who has to get around geographic restrictions all the fucking time.
>>66592783
Nah my dad pays for Astrill + 5 extra parallel connections so I just bum one.
It's gonna be helpful cause where I go to college they block the Pirates in addition to the O's/Gnats
>>66592462
They don't play outside.
I sure am excited for another spectacular year of Orioles baseball
![outdoor3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n9MB13N.jpg "outdoor3[1].jpg")
>>66592937
![Bruins-Winter-Classic[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zcHjeyq.jpg "Bruins-Winter-Classic[1].jpg")
>>66592937
>(You)
>>66592992
>>66593018
Winter classic and stadium series don't count you knucklehead and I even thought about mentioning that but decided to watch you go autism instead. And besides... hockey is made to be played outside.
t. person on a frozen lake most of the year
>>66593045
>goes into a baseball thread to complain about a rain delay
>accuses others of having autism
K bro.
Anyway, game is starting in 20 minutes
Who /HYPE/ here?
>>66593117
Wasn't me complaining actually. You're just autism af like all of Germany.
Let's go Birds!
Been listening to Thugger at max volume for hours getting hype for this game
Lets go O's
it's here it's finally here! Time4Dingerz
>>66593018
how the fuck are you supposed to see the game or puck at all?
It's finally time brO's!
also, where tf is MMR? that nigga is always in O's threads
>adam chimpout jones
Ready for an easy win today lads.
t. Minnesota Twins
>maddy machimpo
>piss cravis
>>66593497
Ahahahaha
O's confirmed for on pace 81 pitch perfect game
Tilly throwing fire
Just give us the pennant now
oh look runners in scoring position
>>66593629
TIME FOR POP OUT
>trumbo with the first orioles hit and stolen base of the year
u
wot
m8
>local news station mentions Opening Day this morning
>"And they'll be playing the Minnesota Twins"
>Show footage from THAT game last year
>Manny spaghetti at SS; Schoop striking out
I know we went 0-7 vs Twins series, but for fucks sake you couldn't find anything where the O's weren't embarrassing themselves?
well, that's the last time the orioles will make the opposing pitcher throw 20+ pitches in an inning today
time for a bunch of 6-10 pitch innings
>backwards K on 11 pitch AB
Orioles magic, everybody.
>risp
I don't wanna break out the jpg yet
>6'1"
>220lbs
>Korean
Wew lad
Tillman is fire right now
on an aside, I was really hoping for Kim to be a good-feel comeback story after a disatrous spring but him saying no to a minor league deal rubbed me the wrong way. Bad investment or really bad investment?
>rain
>again
>chris "cy young" tillman
just give us the AL East now
>meme wind
Hahahahahahaha
>>66593810
>tfw no more qt azn pitchers that are weak to rain
He's opening for Miami tomorrow btw, vs the Tiggers
Rookie of the year confirmed.
Joey baseball
Of course
thanks Obama
>>66593448
the view in the lower bowl is hilariously shit the best seats are far up
>Chris "I Feel Like Being An Ace Today" Tillman decides to be an ace today
>Game gets a rain delay two innings into the game
I-I didn't want to see Tillman be good anyways
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
What now?
>>66594102
Same thing we've done all offseason, wait for baseball to come back...
Fuck it, I'm calling it a night. I hope Tillman comes back in and throws 16 more strikeouts.
Good luck O's bros, see you next day game
>>66592128
>my face when, once the game resumes, the Orioles will eventually lose their opening day spar with the Minnesota twinks
>in addition to my previous face, this will also means the Eternal 4th Placers will have a worse record the THE Boston Red Sox
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>66594195
He can't come back after a delay
>>66594195
>le cuck man
>>66594221
Red Sox fans have no class, I tell ya
Friendly reminder that this is a MINNESOTA thread
>>66594273
Don't ever fucking respond to me unless I give you fucking permission to quote my post. Got it? (this is rhetorical, don't respond)
>>66594273
They have no All-Stars either tbqh
>eternal non-all-star no-ace fifth-placers
ransacking the thread
lmao
>>66594318
I thought you killed yourself. Upsets me to find out you didn't. Way to ruin my day.
>>66594310
Are you kidding me? Don't ever talk to me or my team's bird again
>>66594327
Hey, so, like, I know you're an uneducated retard from Baltimore and everything, buuuuut you should probably learn how to use the your >memetext a little better next time, so you don't look like a complete fucking retard next time.
>>66594338
Hi pookie
>>66594358
aw you're so cute :3
>>66594383
so whats going on with you guys going into this season.
outside of my occasional outburst in /mlb/ over portcelshit and fatassmcfatshit at 3rd, I've been paying little attention to MLB happenings.
you guys good or nah?
>>66594358
>His team paid a gorilla $95M to win a seat on the bench after getting outperformed by a literally who
>>66594347
If we're posting /pol/ menes, I'm posting Tay
>>66594448
>literally who
>not knowing the mayor of Ding Dong City
how about you go suck on a ding dong
>>66594414
Uh tbqhwy based on the two innings this game >our pitching is PHENOMENAL
But really >we're under the radar like always, probably better than last year but not like '14. DINGERS and praying for pitching starters to go at least 6
6:30 EST restart time
>>66594840
I'll be there.
>>66594893
Hey! me too!
>>66594893
>>66594903
ok
sent ;)
The pitchers will be Tyler Wilson vs Ryan Pressly when play resumes
boy this thread really fell off the deep end
It's always a game when our batters work the count and our own pitcher is on.
Then the next two come in and the roles switch.
At least the game's gonna be played. What did yall do today to pass the time? I played Melee for a while and drank screwdrivers
baka
>>66595122
mostly cried a lot
I see RISP is in full effect for both teams today
Rookie
Of
The
Year
JOEY CAN FUCK MY BITCH TONIGHT
I accept Joey Rickard as my lord and savior
JONESY
it's happening
boom
next stop world series
>just ordered my Adam JONES jersey during rain delay
today was a good day
Dinger incoming
>Twats
See Chris, this is why no one else wanted to give you all that money
>>66596057
if Trash Davis doesn't hit 40 HR boo him all season
>>66596091
Trumbo is making him look silly right now. He'll step up sooner or later
>all these Ks
m-maybe our pitching won't be dismal this year brO's...
Mycheal Givens"ome Hell"
>>66596291
you tried
>>66596291
what a shitty post
>all these walks
terrific
>these Joey chants
Wtf why am I getting feels? This nigga is hard as fuck
>>66596303
>>66596318
It sounded good in my head fampais
Joe angel totally jacked my line
dingers?
yooo please tell me based Jim Palmer is still involved with MASN or the O's organization in some way
Let's go O's.
>>66596490
No not yet
It took a few innings last year too
>>66596498
yes he is but he couldn't make it to opening day cuz his wife had surgery or somethin
Twinsfag here
How is the game going? Sounds like we're lucky to be down only 2
>>66596537
ohhhh ok thanks. I was afraid he had a falling out or was absoliutely retired. More people need to know just how fucking GOOD he was as a pitcher and for the Baltimore club
>>66596551
The rain hosed both starters so it wasn't the opener it should've been.
Any big changes for Twins this year? Whatever you had last year curb stomped our shit
>double
>bb
F I R E S A L E
I
R
E
S
A
L
E
>the O's playing murderball
Huge surprise kek
>>66596591
Just adding Park; looks like he'll be hitting #6
Berrios will be the ace we need, whenever he comes up, but our bullpen is still shit
He should Givens up
>>66596640
>>66596625
Dey gud boys. Learned to play from dem church programs
FUCKING OVER
GET FUCKED STUPID O FAGGOTS
>Orioles
This is why we can't have nice things, just change relief already for fuck sake.
>>66596671
Bautista?
>>66596671
Ortiz?
>steve bartnet
FUCKING IDIOT
Why not just let it go foul you moron, trust your pitchers.
Damn, hindsight 20/20 here but he shoulda let it go foul
it's all over
>>66596724
I don't think it's hindsight, I think it's fairly obvious if theres a runner on 3rd the smart option is to let it go foul.
Why let the oppositon score an easy run like that, it's immoral.
>>66596764
I said hindsight because I know Joey was just doing what his muscle memory wanted to do - make the play. Of course letting it go foul was optimal
LET'S GO O'S!!!!!!!!
LET'S GO O'S!!!!!!!!
LET'S GO O'S!!!!!!!!
woah does MASN not show both games anymore? I thought we always got Nats and O's
>>66596802
Fair
As a LF he should be aware of such stopping that run being scored.
Preventing it being in play is his first job.
>>66596839
op nevermind my guide is just fucked
>>66596839
MASN 2 had the Natinals opener, MASN is showing the O's
BOOM YOU'RE OUT
God damn it
Gary almost fell for it too
hit the weight room Davis
dammit
>Life is nothing but a funny, funny riddle
[spoiler] ;_; [spoiler]
Trumbo already pulling his weight
>>66596902
Power was fine, his aim was off
why is it that I have to pay taxes to get a new stadium in MN but they still can't broadcast these games for free
Magic incoming
>Caleb Joseph was benched for this
C'mon Wieners see a good pitch already
stream ded?
Is this gonna be the year of the K instead of the HR?????
>>66597025
'no'
>7 Nation Army and Ole
why is Baltimore so gay?
>Those O'Day chants
Missed this shit
>>66597056
>Maryland is one of the first states of in the union and uses modern music to pump its fans up
lol even minnesota uses old tunes
>>66597203
but it's soccer music, couldn't they find something better?
>>66597293
>(You)
>>66597056
>Meme city.
>White trash fanbase who enjoys chanting
Pick either.
why the fuck did the SP only pitch 3 innings?
something something rain?
Friendly reminder that Hardy is only good because he played for the twins
also Tejada is only good because he took PEDs
I didn't know Davis could do splits like that
One game one thread
Davis is at least proving his immense worth on defense. Top of the orde coming up for the Birds. Let's go
What time is it?
>>66597462
homer hanky time
>>66597203
Camden Yards' soundtrack is heavy on variety. I heard Talking Heads at a game last year it was really chill
LET'S GO
>Jones taking low and away with 2 strikes
wew lad
Classic Adam Jones
>>66597508
Nvm.
Where is DeAndre anyway?
>throat ball
like my gf got the other night had she actually existed amirite?
Come on Jepsen, prove that you can steal the closer spot from Perk
CRUSH DAVIS
IT'S HAPPENING
Trumbo gonna walk off
>walking crush
Fuck you twinks
TRUMB-O
Pretty sure Mientkiewicz invented the rally cap
Did I spell his name right? Am I correct overall?
gg
>>66597556
>>66597577
Stop lying to me
YES ORIOLES
O
R
I
O
L
E
S
WEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIINNNEEEERRRSSS
MAGIC
fake and gay
gg we'll get ya'll tomorrow
MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC
gg Os bros
the magic is reeeeeal
Fuck yeah Orioles!!
>>66597600
Wednesday. The next game is wednesday.
gg twinsbros
YES
>>66597600
>>66597554
Gg twins, sucks it took so long, didn't get time to see the starters go
Broke y'all 7 game streak on us desu
>>66597626
literally rape, wow
reported
THE PIE WAS A LIE
WELCOME BACK, PIES
Wait what
I thought they banned fun
>>66597623
we'll still get you tomorrow, but maybe not the rest of the games
just wait
>>66597632
Baltimorefags seem alright.
This is my first time on /sp/ during baseball season and thinking of making it a nighttime hobby. Who are the shittiest baseball posters on this board?
>pls not MN
Adam is the trickiest of tricksters
If Trumbo can manage to be not-disastrous on defense, he might be really, really good.
Seriously, he looks like a new player. Probably excited to be in a park where he doesn't have to hit it a mile to get it out.
>>66597688
Twins anons haven't been bad in years. AL central has been alright really, save for the Royals
All the shitty fans are on NL teams desu. The general is mostly Dodgers and Giants fans arguing
>>66597776
>Dodgers and Giants fans arguing
doesn't surprise me, famalam
guess I'm happy MLB decided to mess with interracial play so it's no longer 3x2 weeks out the season so I can shitpost in those threads more often
>>66597462
>2 outs
>Davis walk
>Single
>Walk off single
Yep, looks like the magic is back
I think we can expect a lot more walks and patience from Davis now that the league is letting him take Adderall again.
>>66597688
>first time on /SP/ during baseball season
Here's a tip newfag, lose the fucking name
