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Braves
E. Inciarte, CF
E. Aybar, SS
F. Freeman, 1B
A. Garcia, 3B
N. Markakis, RF
H. Olivera, LF
A. Pierzynski, C
J. Peterson, 2B
J. Teheran, P
Nationals
1. Ben Revere, CF
2. Anthony Rendon, 3B
3. Bryce Harper, RF
4. Ryan Zimmerman, 1B
5. Daniel Murphy, 2B
6. Jayson Werth, LF
7. Wilson Ramos, C
8. Danny Espinosa, SS
9. Max Scherzer, P
Pregame reading material
http://www.fangraphs.com/not/just-keep-smiling-a-francoeurspective/
>>66591845
this article triggers europeans
http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/story/_/id/14878003/braves-stadium-food-includes-tater-tot-waffles-energy-drink-bbq-sauce
Any reason to care about the Barves?
some pregame bullshit going on
>>66592317
are they your team?
>>66592334
They geographically the closest
But if they suck I won't care
Don't really like baseball that much
>>66592378
then probably not.
>Braves pretending Turner Field was something special
That stadium is soulless.
>>66592427
great place to get some cheap seats with some great views. i had some good memories there.
>>66591845
>only 1 pitcher in that pic has a no-hitter
>actually credited with 2
My braves will probably suck again this year. About 2-3 years from being competive
>>66592427
I like Turner Field.
Easy to get to.
Absolutely love Fan Plaza.
Go Braves!
>>66592577
thats ok
heres to something less disappointing than the walking dead finale
>>66592605
>Watching the Walking Plebs
Gave up on that about season 2.
>mfw bobby cox throws better than 50 cent and president obama
>>66592577
They'll probably be competitive next year. They have more than a few pieces on the roster already, a lot of the prospects are a few months or a season away from being ready who will flesh out/upgrade the roster in a major way, plus a massive amount of money is coming off the books after this season.
>>66592649
>a lifelong baseball man throws better than a rapper and a politician
not really unexpected, is it?
>>66592720
hes like 80
>worried the game will get postponed because rain
>remember they're playing in Atlanta
boy am I fucked
>thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOR37fCaTAY
>dusty baker new nationals manager
r.i.p pitchers
Rate my seats
>O'Flaherty is back
neat.jpg
stream
>>66592846
bretty good. nice coverage from the sun. much better than the lower seats and seats down the line. easy access to concessions also
>>66592846
205?
>>66592863
mlbstreams reddit or shawstream
Stream anyone? My hotel doesn't have MASN...
alright this is where i call it a season
>>66592883
211
julio is on pace to strikeout 24 people this game
Wtf mlb's radio in the app is like two minutes behind
>no perfect game
dropped
>>66592945
my local radio is like 2 minutes ahead
>>66592953
FP pls
GIDPcheck it
got too excited there Rendon
Knew that was coming after the pick off.
bryce harper is on pace to hit 162 hrs this year
who better than Bryce Harper to get the first home run
>>66593066
nah he's on pace for 500
Lmao fuck with the future GOAT and that's what you get.
oh man he was juuust off the bag
Gonna be a long season......
That wouldn't have been a problem for Simmons...
>>66593101
i wasnt aware mark trout was playing in this game
Teheran is on pace to last 4 innings
>>66593127
Why won't the Braves let me live?
>>66593136
Whatever you want to believe in, pal.
>tfw bullpen called in the 4th
>Werthless
every single time
Who /nationals/ here?
>big guy Max Scherzer
>>66593221
>namefagging
oh hell no, go get a trip or just be anonymous, people laugh at us enough here
dat freddie
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O hell yea, Freddy!
Based fucking Freddie
>it's tied because of a base running screw up and Werth can't hit
ain't this familiar
>>66592427
>right next to hank Aaron stadium
>beautiful view of Atlanta in the distance
Lmao get fucked
>>66593344
I thought that baby was actually a giant dude standing in the background at first
>>66593352
>next to hank Aaron stadium
>>66593368
You know what I mean
Will the Barves ever be not shit?
>>66593459
in like 3 years yeah
>>66593459
Someday.
>>66593459
n-next season we p-promise
>>66593459
Braves reach .500 next year
Win the pennant 2018
>tfw got a thermo test for 25% of my grade tomorrow
>watching the Barves instead of studying
>no_ragrets.jpg
>>66593568
With you man, but my test is in two hours, then a paper due by 6pm tomorrow. It's K.
>>66593568
ChBE 3130?
Does the trip "Mustard Buzzard" still crawl around these threads? Not sure what made me think of that. One of my fav trip names
>>66593628
I feel like he posted once or twice last season. I don't know about the winter though since I don't frequent /mlb/
>>66593613
nah, i don't go to Tech
who University of Georgia here?
Who University of South Carolina here?
>giving up HRs to the meme player
who Graduated here?
way to go Murph
>it's a barves lose to homeruns episode
>>66593265
>weaboo
>judging anyone else's life decisions
MURPH DOG
>>66593352
...right in the middle of a fucking crack den
LOL
Thank fuck the Braves are moving out of that fucking shit area of town.
Now if we could only move the goddamn Birmingham Barons back out to the suburbs like they used to be out of fuckshit downtown Birmingham. Holy hell, why the shit they ever moved out of the most beautiful, nice, awesome stadium (The Met) to Downtown Shittown is beyond me.
>living in AL
>living in birmingham
>2016
I know, I know. Can't be helped.
>>66593907
if you think of namefagging as a life decision then I don't want to know what your life is like
>>66593944
Some of that is on the city though, they were supposed to gentrify that area and they blew it
>>66593568
>failing and watching a failing team
Enjoy your shitty life in Macon, GA.
>>66593944
Is Atlanta the worst major American city?
I say yes
>>66593972
>NYC
>Chicago
I wouldn't set foot in either of those cities. ATL at least has some nice sections. Just don't go to certain parts of town and you'll have a great time.
>>66593992
For all the reasons you dislike NYC and Chicago, Atlanta has them much worse.
>>66593944
Do you Braves bros like AJ? He became my favorite player when he was on the Sox and I always try to follow him even after he wasn't resigned by the Sox. The Sox were fucking crazy to not resign him, he wasn't asking for much money and was still putting up decent numbers.
meme game
>>66594013
I like him, he's also one of the few today not constantly swinging at Balls and letting Strikes go by.
>>66594008
I've lived near and worked in ATL. I had zero problem with that city because I wasn't dumb enough to go into the ghettos. NYC and Chicago are scummy pretty much everywhere (so is Birmingham, not a major city, but holy hell, I wouldn't go near downtown unless I wanted to get robbed).
is this the braves im watching?
oh Max why
>>66594032
Battle of the Solo HRs. So probably.
>this rhythmic buzzing on the Braves feed
kill me
>>66594077
>it just got louder
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66594100
At a bar with no sound. You're talking about FSS right?
>>66594100
Seemed to get quiet when the broadcaster mics became the focus. I hope they can fix it during this break.
>>66594117
aye
>>66594119
it seemed to stop during the final out , so maybe it's sorted now
>>66594133
Then I'm happy for the music. Did they get it fixed? That would be annoying as piss.
>Turner field is kill
>>66594163
Yeah it's gone now
>>66594163
yeah, they fixed it. was only about half an inning, but damn it was annoying
>>66594188
>>66594191
Well, a shame that their ability as masters of the pop up didn't go with it.
Fucking hell why are there all those empty seats in sections ticket master was telling me were sold out?
>>66594252
why dont you just buy cheap seats and move up. no one ever gives a shit
>>66594275
This.
>hes a student of the game
>>66594275
That's what I was looking for was upper deck. Kept telling me cheap seats were sold out
Fuck i remember going to opening day in 2010 and shit was completely packed.
>he knows what they had for breakfast
>>66593972
I say not even close. I hate Atlanta tbqh, but at least feel safe in many parts of it.
What about Detroit, Chicago, DC, Jacksonville, just to name a couple?
>burgerizza
God bless America and nobody else. What's that shit cost, probably like $30?
>detailed piece on the new heartstopping stadium food options
god i missed baseball
Btw, USC bro, are you still in the thread?
I unironically want to try the burgerizza
That was a big bite
If the braves kill all their fans with greasy food abominations, who's gonna watch the games at the new park?
>>66594428
the visiting team's fans
>Braves have two hits, both of them homers.
Well, at least we're efficient
>>66594467
>we're getting paid to talk about this shit
>clock runs down
>ump slowly walks over and doesn't make a big deal about it
lol
Clocks in baseball is the dumbest fucking idea ive ever heard
>>66594527
They were put in place for filthy casuals who said the game went on for too long.
>>66594555
Dank.
oh goddamn it cant we just stop the fucking chop shit
First base hit of the season! Took 6 fucking innings.
>>66594616
sjw detected
>>66594651
no, someone that's been following the braves since before that started, it was fun for a while but HOLY FUCK PLEASE STOP IT IS OLD AND TIRING PLEASE STOP
>>66594651
Top kek.
>>66594616
foh
>>66594384
I'm here bro
>>66594651
also
>sjw
Get fucked, kid. I swear, can't we just stop giving attention to these fucking whores by validating their existence?
>>66594689
What's up mang? I'm chillin down in 5 Pints.
>>66594715
In class in leconte rn, definitely hitting honors for my dinner swipe tho
>>66594030
AJ has always been really big on optical training. I forgot the name of the program/game he uses but it focuses a lot on identifying pitches quickly and reaction time.
I'm really happy he found a good place to retire. 39 years young haha. Hell man, maybe he'll bat 300 again this year and be back at 40.
>chipper saves freddie on atv bobblehead
lel
Surprised Stapleton agreed to do one of those post-game concerts.
>>66594733
Got a test at 7, then rolling back through Delaney's for more BestBall.
>>66594675
It's cool on the road when it happens spontaneously but overused at home games
>>66594741
Didn't know about that, agreed though. He was a decent replacement for El Olso and McCann for great reasons. Definitely better than Bethy.
>Based Winkler
>>66594828
wow
Bullpen did not blow it
Friendly reminder it's "Buy me some peanuts and crackerJACK" not "JACKS"
No Timothy Miller?
Winkler mvp
>>66594860
He was on the radio coverage.
>female reporters using sports lingo
>>66594877
Dammit, they're so inconsistent with showing him on tv
Also they really ought to get him a tux with his name and number on the back
Why did the Braves release Funny Hat Man?
>>66594860
>last year's memes
>>66594792
Well I'd hope that I'd know some lesser known facts about my favorite player and who I dedicated my trip to although my tripcode doesn't show up for some reason. Regardless, not needing to type capchas and click on stupid shit is worth it aline /endshillingfor4chanpass
>>66594928
He pitched for the Brewers today
>>66594926
>Name and number on the back
Please! He deserves it, or a commemorative tux for the final season, because why not?
new rule is gay
>>66594924
>larry
>cheating on his wife and having a bastard child out of wedlock
>respecting women
new rules lol
>>66594955
Your trip shows for me man. Well met though, Chipper just sold his Texas ranch. Finally coming back to BestBall.
>Inb4 Hooters
>>66594955
This slide rule is so fucking stupid, it doesn't disgust me as much as the buster pussy elimination of the home plate collision...but can we please stop pussying baseball?
WAIT WHAT
>get out
>give up on the bag because YOU'RE OUT
>it's a double play somehow
THE FUCKHELLSHITWHAT
Why can't stupid Braves players follow the rules?
>>66594998
what are they haha? I've had this pass for 8 months and have never seen them
>>66594987
>bryce
>attempting to have sexual intercourse with the outfield wall out of wedlock
Clown Mormon, bro.
>Nats need umpball to beat the Braves
Kek
>>66595026
that's a gay cumback, bro. but then again, your dad already knows that.
>>66595027
>salt
inb4 extras, I want to take a nap
i will not miss the amount of bullshit ump ball at the expense of jerry meals at the ted.
Barves infielders are making Freeman do fucking pilates over there
I don't care if that fucking rule goes against the goddamn Yankshits, it's a dumb rule and shouldn't exist.
>>66595018
No pass, it's just your name that you use.
>>66595078
Totes sliding for the bag, not for the guys feet, yep.
Manfred should just draw a ten foot diameter circle in the dirt around second and use that for neighborhood plays.
>>66595076
When haven't they?
Going through old Braves maymays
>tfw no Maddux, Glavine, and Smoltz
It hurts to live.
>>66595112
>2016
>using "totes"
hot white trash detected
>danlel murphy
>tfw Nats win the pennant
eat my asshole faggots
>>66595204
Think he might have stayed hot vs the Royals if he didn't have nearly a week long layoff after raping the Cusb? yeah this is a dumb question but im just trying to kill time during the commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6LbUviVVcQ
this is silly
Frenchy wants to hit a dinger so bad
>>66595252
Kek
>>66595264
i want him to hit a dinger so bad
>>66595213
No thanks, I don't want AIDS.
>>66595273
Same.
I want him to be a fucking hero. I need it
>Frenchie BB
WTF am I watching?
what is even happening
>>66595291
the new era of braves based ball
DP incoming
>>66595314
Your mom is here? Tell her after the game.
I wana see you bravesbros take the NLE against all odds so bad this year.
>>66595324
corny.bmp
>>66595324
good one :^)
LETS DO THIS
Fucking hell Bravos don't get my hopes up, I know you're just going to crush them
>>66595357
I'm a hack, but it's only game 1.
>nationals relief
Good to know we should expect nothing better this season.
Lets do it!
>..and that retires the side
groundout to third, or pop to right-center?
>>66595345
don't do this, >we'll be lucky to win 50 games
>>66595345
Ha ha lol your fucking dork.
what the hell just happened
>dirty natty baseball again
Washington should be kicked out of MLB.
My heart can't take this for 161 more games.
>mfw the barves score no runs
>>66595436
dusty baker is ruining young pitching again
>>66595407
my favorite team the sox, have been predicted by pretty much everyone to finish last in the ALC
my nl team the cards are expected to get fucked by the cubs and pirates.
I'm pretty much rooting for underdogs this year
BURN IN HELL NATS SCUM
STARTING THIS SHIT ON OPENING DAY ALREADY
>Braves with the bases loaded
>Nationals already trying to take out other teams' players
Jesus Christ guys, it's only game 1.
>DC will never be nuked
>>66595469
Surprised that it wasn't Teheran with Harper after the HR.
>>66595479
i can shaw.
>>66595479
>Larry will never be faithful
>>66595513
Hes faithful to the braves at least. Thats all i need
>good control
>throws it into the grass
Why is the Nats bullpen trying to kill Ramos?
>mfw Frenchy hits 20 dingers the Braves trade for Mccann and dig up Ryan Langerhans
W E W
E
W
>>66595521
>that's all I need
how pathetic
>>66595531
Dusty Baker wants blood
also
>walking in the run
wew lad
LOL
O
L
GREAT CONTROL GUY
LMAO
M
A
O
TOP KEK
O
P
K
E
K
>>66595513
Faithful putting that dick in your ass faggot
>Nats cucking themselves
topkek
W A L K O F F W A L K
A
L
K
O
F
F
W
A
L
K
wow not even a single one in the strike zone
>Gnats
seasons already over you fuckers
>los nacionales
>GNAST
>nats bullpen
L M A O
M
A
O
BARVES 2K16 NL EAST CHAMPS
Can't wait to browse wnff.net
>expos
Beautiful
So how long until Harper acts like a huge fucking baby again? I give it 3 weeks.
>Everyone else it out to get me a bloo bloo those umps are just big ol' meanies.
Who are the biggest cucks in baseball and why is it the Nationals?
NATS ON PACE TO GO 0-162
>tfw I can already tell it's going to be one of those years where Walgreen's drops 15 to the barves
Now if the fucking BRAVES would do this for their pitchers
>put in someone in the 8th/9th
>obviously no control, all balls
>"huhuhuh leave em in its ok"
>2 more walks
>hur let's see where this goes
>hit/HR/walkin run
>"um, maybe we should get someone throwing"
>they get 4 runs
>"okay, time to sub"
Fucking fire Fredi.
At least DC isn't filled with niggers.
>>66595618
LOL
>>66595618
classic bait
>>66595618
>At least DC isn't filled with niggers.
>>66595618
Low quality.
>>66595618
is that a Family Guy joke?
>>66595618
Baseball season is BACK
>>66595618
well memed friend
>>66595606
Here we go, this right here is about to happen. Sit back and watch as we fuck over our lead AGAIN and it's no one's fault but fucking Fredi's.
lmao enjoy the bottom of the division for the next decade barfs
>muh prospects
because all prospects pan out. have you fucks never heard of TINSTAAPP?
HERE WE GO
>>66595598
The nats are pretty big cucks, but the dodgers, tigers, and mostly the rangers are bigger cucks when it comes to playoff baseball
>>66595657
No man, the real meme is:
>Reliever is fantastic
>Gj breh, only one inning
>New reliever does shit
>He's a cool guy and should stay in.
>>66595664
>he hasn't heard of Swanson, Albies, Smith, Riley, and Davidson
>implying the Braves won't draft a college bat with the no. 3 pick
hahafaggot.jpg
>>66595694
That too.
>le grilled cheese man
Honestly I don't know why you Braves faggots even bother anymore, did you not learn anything from the choke jobs the team put up annually all through out the nineties? Are you so thick that you can't remember how just last year the team folded in an unprecedented historical manner that will be the subject of ridicule for the next century? I know all of your little egos are hurt what with Philadelphia owning the league these past few years and now a younger up and coming team with more talent is cementing their place on top of the division, but you just keep clinging onto it as if you actually have a shot. You delude yourself in to thinking that the division title is somehow your birthright, that everyone else should just retreat in fear at the sight of a screaming caricature racist image, you're probably only Braves fans because of the media. Admit it already, you live nowhere near Atlanta, you only watched them on TBS growing up and you were brainwashed by Ted Turner into thinking that they were a worthy team to follow. You lot are the worst fans in existence because you are a group who only support who you do because you can't think for yourself. You know nothing of loyalty (see, Braves attendance records) and only watch the Braves because the media empire hyped them up. This is the best time of year for me because I can never wait to see how the Braves'es season will go up in flames; there is honestly nothing in all of sports short of a championship that gives me as much pleasure as seeing all you smug ass Braves fans make excuses as to why you team failed AGAIN. So enjoy all this shit talking while you can, a month from now you will all be singing a different tune
>>66595657
HERE WE GO
>>66595714
Here's your (You)
>four pitch walk
>>66595700
Isn't that backwards?
>>66595714
Is this from last season? It seems vaguely familiar but I didn't post last year
>>66595700
So no one gets anything done and is a giant asshole about it.
>>66595738
That's the point
>>66595679
pretty jealous of your park senpai
TAKE
GRILLI
OUT
NOW
You know what? Fuck you. Fuck your foam tomahawks. Fuck your stolen history. Fuck your racist ignorant nickname. Fuck your drunken hero who can't keep his hands off the Hooters waitresses. Fuck your plastic fanbase. Fuck your overhyped outfield. Fuck the Atlanta Braves. You know a team is pathetic when it makes five world series and only manages to pull out one meager win by the skin of your scalped foreheads. You are frauds. Straight up frauds. You like to pretend you have passion, but as soon as you go one year without winning the division, your attendance drops to second worst in the league. Absolutely pathetic, no other way to put it. You talk big year after year after year and hang a banner just when you make the playoffs. Then you have the gall to insult others who actually support their team through thick and thin. You know nothing of fanship and it sickens me that you inbred assholes like to pretend that you do. I can't wait Chipper Jones gets exposed for taking PEDs like everyone knows he did
>grilli blowing it
just cuck my shit up
tfw the grilled cheese is burnt
peak barves
>barves in charge of fielding bunts
JUST
It's over 0-1 barvse
BASED DANNY
BASED BUNT
DAT FUCKIN BUNT
Everyone in the park knows you're trying to bunt, so just put the bat out there to start with.
damn it all Grilli is doing is losing his trade value
Triple play incoming. Screenshot this bros.
Danny beard meme magic at work
Can I blame Fredi for this? I enjoy blaming Fredi, even when he's only vaguely responsible.
>>66595829
unassisted.
>>66595839
>not taking grilli out when its obvious he sucks
YES
And Tball bunt happened.
Wew needed that K
>Drew
>>66595839
yeah
FUCOIJLSDKFJSOP:DIVJM:OWESKMKLSDVUISJDLMKNEKSJRN:LIBJ(PS*EDRLKM#EKLM$R:LWEKJF(W*VBU(&RHJOK#M$RL:KJMASDLKJ
fuck this shit team
>steven poo
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>BRAFFS
>BARFS
>BURFS
FUCKING HELL AJ WHAT THE SHIT
Catch the fucking ball AJ
Fucking Pierzynski...
>>66595757
Oh JFK that rascal
I apologize
YOU ARE A CATCHER. CATCH THE BALL. IT IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY JOB.
Well now we just get to walk off
frenchy would have thrown a strike
webm of Grilli losing his shit when AJ drops the ball?
L O V I N G
E V E R Y
L A U G H
Game is getting exiting anons
Solo HR for the win in bottom of the 9th for maximum Nationals butt hurt.
It was always going to be this way.
Oh shit what an I missing? my stupid dogs needed to be walked
Pretty lucky to get out of that tied.
Be prepared for a LAUONG game, fellas.
If we're gonna fucking go to extras let's just go ahead and break the record for longest opening day game
>>66595965
so be it
>>66595943
brabes babsel
Why are we letting an old faggot like Grilli close instead of Based Viz?
MAAAAAH THE FRENCH
>>66595992
Because Fredi.
nice leadoff BB
>>66595992
grilli already has cool stadium closing animations
Did the Nationals bullpen just never report to spring training?
>>66595992
so he can get some meaningless saves and maybe fetch a decent prospect at the deadline
>>66595992
Build up his value again to trade him at the deadline.
>>66595992
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>66595983
Someone go get Proctor out of Korea
AJ for LVP!
>aj pierogi
>>66595992
because viz is up for arbitration after this year
Goddamnit AJ
>>66595984
well that's good
>Piershitski
hi! im a braves fan! new to baseball. braves are gonna be the best team in basebal, right!??!
>Free baseball in Atlanta on Opening Day, can't beat that.
I think a win beats it, but okay.
>>66596083
Yes. In 2019.
>>66596086
This.
This is where Chip and Joe are going to set the bar? Fuck... Gonna be a long ass season hah.
>>66596095
I'd berry right so hard, it'd take king arthur to take my dick outta her.
M E M E S
E
M
E
S
>>66596095
>always muh dick
>>66596086
Plenty more games where that came from, I'm loving this
>>66596107
more like 2020
The fuck was that.
>barvEs
>trading a gold glove SS
I love seeing Yasiel Puig fuck up. That fucking piece of scum was so overrated, it's nuts. Noob.
Also, nice play bravos
i saw gordon beckham play in college all the girls wanted his dick
>Atlntah Brrfs Basebol Tem
Jesus Christ this infield is gonna give Freddie a hernia and me an aneurysm
HEY LET'S GET RID OF SIMMONS
>o'faminey
>>66596095
georgia girls posted on /mlb always seem to be really hot.
>Barves
is EOF the only lefty the Braves have in the bullpen?
>Beckham
I have a feeling I'm gonna hate this guy.
Daniel "Cunt Smasher" Murphy
JUST
MURPH IS GOAT
MURPH IS GOAT
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE STILL SAYING THIS ABOUT DANIEL MURPHY
>>66596164
What did the Bay of Puig do this time?
>>66596184
>this kills the cuban
>>66596200
he was bad in chicago
this is just how the seasons gonna go isn't it?
Well, this has been a fitting start to what will be a shit show of a season.
>>66596193
One of the best parts about Braves baseball is going to day games in July and the college chicks wearing tank tops and shorts with a negative inseam
Even if the Braves suck forever, there's always that
>>66596207
Just struck out on some fucking terrible pitches. Swing and missing the ball by a foot easy, fucking terrible. It's like he doesn't even watch the ball, just prays the pitchers misses his spot.
>>66596218
.............. yes :(
>Johnson
This lead is about to open up.
>Grilli
>Beckham
>O'Flaherty
>Johnson
Why can't I hold all these shitty veterans
>>66596095
>not posting the 1080p version
>>66596271
>AJ
>>66596280
YIFY is that you?
>>66596280
That looks like shit senpai
besides Julio who else is in the starting rotation
>losing to a Dusty Baker managed team
>>66596312
honestly have no idea tbqh pham
>>66596230
the parks I go to most: us cellular, kaufman(i hate the royals but my best friend lives there so i usually visit him when the sox are in town), and busch
surprisingly, the white sox have a lot of hot girls show up, kaufman girls are ugly and put their gross feet all over empty seats, busch girls are a coin toss. im getting engaged soon, but my gf doesn't mind me pointing out other cute girls when we go to games.
>>66596312
Matt Wisler, Zane Smith, Buddy Carlyle, and Tommy Hanson's corpse
>>66596312
shelby miller
>>66596312
It's just Julio.
>>66594031
Have you been to NYC or Chicago?
>one throwing error in the 10th inning makes the team you support lose on opening day
Just cuck my shit up senpai
SAVE US FRENCHY
I WILL BUILD YOU A STATUE MYSELF
>barfs
>>66596312
The only other decent one is Wisler. After him it's Norris, Perez, and Chacin when he gets called up when a 5th starter is needed.
>>66596337
>Tommy Hanson's corpse
I'm sad now :(
THE GOOD PAPER
>>66596312
Folty maybe? I don't know
>Papelbust
>>66596337
>Tommy Hanson's corpse
;_;
>>66596348
>Dbags
Thanks for giving us Toussaint, Swanson, and Blair.
>papists
>>66596360
https://twitter.com/cyborghanson48
>>66596360
meant to post this with it
>>66596367
Nah Folty's in Gwinnett
>>66596367
Folty is going to spend a while in AAA since he's still not 100% after his surgery.
>>66596337
>Tommy Hanson's corpse
Papelbon will choke.
Not this lead, unfortunately, but one of his teammates.
SAVE US JO-JO REYES
>>66596383
2012 was a fun season
>>66596386
>he's walking guys in heaven now
F
>>66596280
TIALG
BRAVES ON PACE FOR 0-162
Cya in 2017 y'al!
>>66594031
I fucking hate the Cubs, but pre gaming in wrigleyville is fucking amazing. Bars as far as the eye can see in every direction. A couple years ago my parents took my gf and I to a cards/cubs game for my bday gift and there's nothing more comfy than bar hoping with your girl and your 60 year old+ parents that are still cool as fuck, then seeing the cards wreck the cubs.
now going to a sox game is another matter
>illinois not honoring indiana people with their conceal and carry permits...
what a game boys, see you soon
Gg brehs.
Just hire chipper and get rid of freddi and his meme shifts.
ANOTHER CURLY W'S IN THE BOOKS
NATS WIN NATS WIN NATS WIN
>>66596448
Illinois is a fucking shit state, and it's all because of Chicago. Drive through there quite a bit, and they dont recognize Georgia CCL.... Faggots.
God bless the West, no rules out here.
>>66596416
2011 had the most dank memes
>>66596453
The day Chipper is named hitting coach is the day I cum so hard I die
>barves lose
oh well, at least based ball is back
I expected nothing and i'm still disappointed
GG Nats
>>66596478
Oh word, I was thinking that game was 2012
That thread was wild.
Lowered expectations: learn how to throw to first base by the All Star break.
>>66596506
Gee. Gee.
>>66596508
Would it be too much extra to ask catchers to catch, too?
>>66596469
dude, when i go to a sox game i take the train up from indiana and i get off at mccormick and have to wait for a cab. it's such a shit and legit scary feeling waiting for a cab when I arrive, or waiting for the train when I depart when I have absolutely no way to protect myself in one of the worst crime areas in the civilized world. meanwhile im a lawful citizen with a incredibly sexy springfield 1911 milspec sitting at home that im not allowed to have with me.
>tfw because you fully expect the Braves to be shit, the losses don't even bother you
>>66596572
You must be hitless, runless, like shit. When you pour shit in a cup, it becomes shitty.
>>66596545
Sucks. I always have a knife on me, but that is basically nothing. I hate the lib states that fuck up CCL. There honestly should be a federal CCL. One of the only things I would support having the federal gov't as a part of my life. I feel you though man, I've been traveling the country for a year or so, I didn't even bring my gun with me when I went up the east coast to maine because after NC, I don't think there is any reciprocity with the exception of maybe Vermont. Even fucking Maine doesn't accept Georgia CCL. What a god damn joke.
Cheers though dude, I always love hearing about people exercising their rights and utilizing concealed carry. A 1911 is a pretty damn big pistol to CCL though, dang. Cheers man!
>>66596667
haha, the "conceal" aspect tends to give way to the "carry" as a 1911 person. I'll probably end up getting something smaller, but 1911s are just to fucking american and badass.
>>66596695
Agree, I love my Springfield 1911, but I carry a Walther now actually. Looking at something else, but I love how the Walther .40 feels. Cheers though dude, I love seeing people open carry or CCL. As long as they aren't the jackasses carrying their AR-15 into a Wal-Mart or something just to prove a point and cause trouble, I'm all for open carry.
>>66596667
chicago is pants on head retarded. worst violent crime areas in the US, but not even a lifetime CCL owner with a perfectly clean criminal record is allowed to carry for self defense.
>>66596776
I have an AR15, but it's pretty much reserved for target fun or if an entire BLM group storms my condom.
>id probably carry it to a sox game though, aka the mogadishu of america
sadly my flat_tire_omw_to_soxgame.webm is on my other computer : (
>>66596880
>storms my condom lol
*condo
>>66596880
I have an AR-10. Make it your next purchase, you'll never regret it. .308 is the sexiest round of all time.
And yes, I know how bad Chicago is... I have friends who live there. And yea, our good buddy Emmanuel continues to ruin that entire city. Oh gee, the murder rates are higher than they've been in decades AGAIN!!! Let's keep doing the same thing and be more diverse and ban guns and all weapons! Good idea you Obama cocksucking faggot!
I would never, in my life, live in one of those cucked cities. I'd rather camp and live in a national forest in Montana for the rest of my life.
Also dude.... if you're worrying about BLM idiots storming your condom.... you might have bigger issues.
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