OFFICIAL GIANTS VS BREWERS OPENING DAY GAME THREAD
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Opening day. Get in here, faggots.
Who /broors/ here?
Here's to another year of listening to the best broadcasting duo in the game. Even year meme would be nice too.
Apparently the weather is in the 30s?
If so, this is football weather then.
>>66590828
Milwaukee has a retractable roof in their park.
>>66590849
Right, I take it that its in use alot during this time of year?
Opening day Bum blast happening today boys
>>66590913
Man to this date, I always have to think twice to confirm that Milwaukee are in the NL.
>>66590927
Only reason i didnt have to think twice was because they and the reds feed the cubes and cards ez wins every year
>>66590927
It still trips me up, too.
Then there's Houston.
hey giantbros
hey gifbro if you read this, thank you for all the times you saved me from my darkest hour
>>66590976
Who's the qt3.14?
BASEBALL'S BACK, LADS
>>66590758
Anyone know if this is on ESPN for when I get home?
>>66590986
big nose
>>66590758
my body is ready lads!
>>66590986
cozy qt
giants confirmed for having matte finished helmets this year?
based as fug
>>66590771
Me tbhfam but in class atm
is that milf from the 2011 postseason behind the plate again?
>>66591027
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/717020111689809921
Apparently.
fug
These indoor stadiums really make you appreciate what a great ballpark AT&T is.
>>66591082
for an indoor park milwaukee is nice tho
the worst is arizona imo
>pulling the ball
>heart skips a beat
baseball feels are back
fuck
>baseball is back
where the feed at??? mine arent working
>basebore is back
>>66591161
Much better than Warriors win lol.
>>66591181
a win is a win m8
>>66591156
I'm using this because fuck Australia:
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0hmjay
gints are shit lel
>ump wont call corners
ohboy
that was a called strike earlier
>>66591204
this is faster than my tv feed wtf.
>>66591234
What?
Is your TV in Hawaii / Alaska?
>>66591204
found one but thanks m8
>bases loaded
that milf behind homeplate.
oh baby
>bum
bum pls
7 straight balls from Bum
Well I guess this is a thing
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/717025790949519360
EVEN YEAR STATUS: BTFO
NICE """ACE""" YOU GOT THERE
>>66591246
cali
madbum plzzzz
>THIS IS THEIR ACE
>>66591118
No. The worst is Tropicana and Rodgers Centre. Safeco is the best because it feels like you're outside when the roof is open.
>>66591221
Get fucked Dodger fan
that wasn't even close
I thought Bumgarner was supposed to be good???
bum is lost without the weight of his beard
>trade madbum for timmy
>evan ear majic
wew
>>66590758
Miller: "15/25 pitches out of the strike zone"
C'mon bum
1 inning down, 1457 more to go before the playoffs.
its all good lads.
madbum gonna hit a moon shot in his second AB.
>gnats
>their ace walks in a run
>currently losing to the broors
>>66591284
he single handily won a world series and never choked in the playoffs m8
>>66591325
>living in the past
lmao ok grandpa
>Matt Cain
I'm pissed. Injuns came canceled. FUCK me
>>66591325
Bum actually has "choked" in the playoffs just not the World Series
>Boo-urrs
>>66591325
>argument with friends
>"steph curry greatest playoff performance by bay area athlete in bay area!"
now i'd suck steph's dick like any other loyal fan, but:
>mfw no bum
>mfw no JOE COOL
>>66591333
>implying a hero isnt a hero
maple syrup pls
>scribbling on pences face
>this "elite" infield
>>66591360
LET'S GO O'S!!!!!!!!
LET'S GO O'S!!!!!!!!
LET'S GO O'S!!!!!!!!
>Santana
7-1 giants after the 1st incoming
Based Bochy with crazy lineup to start the season
>>66591364
>tfw missed joe cool
saw steve young and rice style on the chargers tho
BELTED..shit thought that was gone
DUFFMAN!!!
Why don't the FO extend Belt already?
WE BALL GAME NOW
>duffy
DUFFMAN
the duff man, OH YEAH!
cant blame duffy for that, braun got a nice arm man
>>66591357
>>66591357
Wow, just wow.
If this is a down year for Bumgarner it's all over for the jints.
With Cueto blowing up every third game or so and Samardzija ...
well being Samardzija
I'd guess the jints will be finish at least 5 back of the Dbacks for third.
Gonna be a long year jint fans
>>66591411
Whats so crazy about it?
Pagan at 9th?
>>66591413
>tfw I was younger I thought Steve Young was the greatest 49ers QB ever
you guys see christian arroyo in spring?
he was tearing it up man
>tfw future roty incomming
>>66591428
The Dbags lost AJ Pollock for the year so
>>66591428
The diamondbacks are going to finish in last place now without Pollock. They barely had slim hopes for 3rd before that
>>66591428
>wishful thinking
dont hold your breath doyerfan
>comp needs to restart cuz of some bullshit
>come back and its 2-1
the fuck did duffman do?!
>swinging at these shit pitches
bum pls
>>66591439
Where is he gonna play though?
Craw is locked in at SS for years to come.
>>66591439
didnt pay any attention to spring training.
hes that shortstop right?
wonder where he will be placed in the majors.
I'm still angry about that Mest loss. Or at least the Roylels win
>>66591426
The HGH helps.
>>66591462
thats the big question. maybe LF?
still tho, kid can rakeeee
>>66591457
2 RBI single then got caught at second
>>66591457
just single and tried to stretch to 2 but got tagged well before making it to second.
but he brought in 2.
>>66591428
The fuck?
Cueto is a 20 win a year caliber pitcher, a feat he accomplished with us.
You also have Bumgarner and several other high level pitchers. It's also an even numbered year. You'll be fine and then some.
>>66591432
he was better than favre and aikman
im still shocked to this day he only got one ring
>tfw no comfy snowstorm outside
dat snow
jesus that got hit
>>66591428
he has the flu.
>the Arctic shithole of Milwaukee
FUCK
fugganshet
>slug fest incomming
>dat fatass ballboy
>>66591496
Apparently the concern is Cueto was really shaky last year.
That and he is 30 this year.
>>66591505
He got 3 rings technically speaking (2 as backup).
But yeah the Cowboys and Packers pissed me off so much back in the day. At least theres been some degree of revenge against the Packers during the Harbaugh years.
>>66591462
>>66591414
belt will get traded.
this will leave a spot open for Arroyo
Wow, 100+ replies to a Giants day game thread. I am impress.
this fucking ump wont call high strikes
>gints in charge of early leads
wew lads
>>66591581
I was thinking the same but then realised its the only game being played at the moment.
God its early, why Milwaukee?
>>66591580
I don't know I feel about that.
So THIS is the Giants ace?
Why do you idiots think you have a rivalry with the Dodgers?
>inb4 pagan inside the park HR on first pitch resulting in season ending hamstring injury.
>>66591632
low level bait
Lakers 16
Bay Area 16
Discuss
>>66591639
stop responding to him
he does this every time the giants play
>>66591581
>opening day
>only game now
>bumfarter in charge of throwing strikes
Brewers confirmed World Series Champions right now.
To be serious, I am happy our players can hit the ball. I thought we would be a terrible offensive team
>that pitch got called a strike
laffan
>>66591581
this is the only game on right now senpai
2 others r postponed
>>66591661
he's called them balls twice now for bum
Mr. Cameraman. please zoom in into that milf rite dere.
Reply here if your team made the playoffs last year
NOT SO FAST, FLUKE FAGGOTS
>>66591670
robot umps any time now
>that first player who loses his shit and takes his bat to the robots face
i want to be there
I don't get it, is peralta supposed to be not shit or something?
>>66591699
remember all those ads...I think it was last year...about the first female pitcher making the MLB?
>FREE TACOS
based pagan.
>>66591714
Tell me, how did the Giants do in their playoff run last year?
>>66591717
yeah i do
BASED PAGAN SPEED
BASED SPAN
>>66591727
Won the same amount of trophies as the Dodgers.
>this lineup
based span
I have two questions:
1) Is there a women's baseball league?
2) How horrible are they?
what the fuck is this umps upper strike zone
>>66591742
This isn't about the Dodgers
This is about the Giants and their playoff run.
>>66591717
lol SNL should do a robot version of that.
like how the previous lad mentioned: having the batter swing at the robot ump.
>>66591751
its called softball
DROP ITTTT
lel
>>66591761
I wasn't expecting that, honestly. Good job, leaf
>>66591755
no
its about you gettin' tolld by the aussibro
>stream shits itself just in time for a posey single
reeeeeee
To be fair, though, it actually IS snowing here in Ohio
>>66591786
So can you please show me highlights of the Giants 2015 postseason?
>>66591798
it was fugly as shit anyway
>>66591799
Fuck you cleveland. I wanted to watch the Red Sox today.
>>66591824
Hows Sandoval?
>>66591807
no, but i can confirm there was no choking involved
>>66591782
they play in front of my house and it's like a slo mo clown show
BASED BELT
>>66591835
Benched, thank the Baseball Gods. Hopefully San Diego is dumb enough to trade for him. Shaw gonna tear it up this season.
>>66591824
And I want to watch my Indians.
Which game do I watch at 4 instead, /sp/? I don't know if I want to keep watching the Broors if they're on
>>66591835
fat
im liking where this game is going
damn this lineup is so good.
like who are the worse hitters in the line up?
crawford and the pitcher? both of them are silver sluggers.
this lineup is scary desu senpai.
>baseball in charge of handling inclement weather
>>66591895
Ironically offence hasn't been the issue the past couple of years.
Its the pitching / health and injuries.
>>66591895
hopefully span and pagan can stay healthy m8s
It's so weird seeing the Giants offense be good.
Is this the first the the Offense has bailed out Bumgarner?
>>66591895
i have a feeling that panik is gonna have a bad year
tfw no more jeremy to defend the lead
tfw timmy doesnt even have a team.
>>66591897
When your throwing a hard object upwards of 90 miles per hour at another person who is going to swing a large piece of wood at it, good grip becomes very important
that was dead center
cmon ump
Well the Brewers are official done now. Mathematically eliminated in the 3rd inning of the first game.
seriously
>>66591947
>no jeremy
im actually worried about this, he could slow a game down when he was on top of his game like no other man.
>slugfest incomming
fug
that was pretty bad desu
for fucks sake
Strickland full time closer when?
is bum ded
More like BUMgarner amirite?
>its a "race to see who goes out before the 5th" episode
>>66591913
The 2014 team was pretty exciting to watch for the first two months.
>>66592020
>ray ratto the gif
i-its just because of the flu, right bros ;_;?
>strike one minute
>a ball the next
this ump is frustrating me brehs
>>66592026
The last month was pretty exciting as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0ALRsgABrs
cmon doburu pray
>hit .199 last year
>hit 24 home runs
The fuck kind of weird ass power hitter stats?
kontos was awesome last year, hopefully he still has his touch
tybposey
posey with the clutch hotline bling play.
this ump though damn.
got heeem
ok
this ump is just trolling the shit out of anyone for any reason at all
What's up with Bumgarner?
He only has the flu. That's not that big of a deal. Fucking pussy
Jon Miller is on!
that view makes me want hot chocolate m8s
>you would be literally not watching baseball on opening day right now if it weren't for based domes
hnnnnnngh
this ump needs glasses jesus
>>66592162
if anyone is going to chew this umps face out, its pagan
based pagan
what in gods name is this mans strike box
Just got done with class lads
Broors Bros what have I missed
refball
ANGIE
>>66592205
scooter fucked up with an ez out in the first inning
reedeemed himself witha solo shot in the 2nd
Why do we still even need human umps anymore?
RUN BIG COUNTRY
fug that should have been a rib
>>66592220
respect for the game
>>66592228
nah spans up next no need to rush it
>>66592220
Tradition.
i keep freaking out thinking he's going to call that high pitch a strike man
Having a leadoff hitter successfully execute a sac fly with a 1 run lead and an umpire not calling high strikes bodes well for the 2016 Giants.
Even year, bitches.
this ump literally cannot tell a high strike from his elbow
I'm agreeing with most of these strikes tomodachis
>>66592274
Samefag. Boring 4th inning fundamentals like that win pennants.
>>66592289
This is /sp/, people here are more blind than Helen Keller.
shit it really is snowing sideways
I will never be that comfy at a game if I keep living where I live..
>>66592311
this ump has been calling high pitches balls and strikes completely at random
>>66592319
that's just the way the game is ok?
>>66592319
Prove it. Got a link to pitch tracker somewhere?
where the fuck even is milwaukee
>>66592353
Just south of you.
>>66592353
a fucking leaf
>>66592353
Wisconsin.
>bumgarner and belt
two big countries, i wonder what their broship is like...
>>66592353
>canada
>>66592353
south eastern Wisconsin on lake Michigan
>>66592341
Check Brooks baseball
It's probably nothing, I haven't noticed anything really wrong
that play lol
bunts are the best
GOT HIM
BASED PAGAN
>>66592371
Buster is a preppy Rfrat boy from Georgia, Bumgarner is poor white trash from North Carolina
BASED PAGAN
webm bro did you get that
God I missed baseball.
>THE CITY OF MILWAUKEE
lel
pagan rolled that in, tf was that guy thinking turning that corner? pressin' much?
JUST
>>66592407
Seemed to work alright.
>>66592375
>>66592365
>>66592363
oh wow, it's like a satellite of chicago, I always thought it was somewhere deep in the northwest
I thought blocking the base runner was illegal now
Red Sox fan here - do y'all want Pablo back? He's broken
>>66592453
bout a hour north of Chicago yes
W I S C O N S I N
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>>66592482
thats what yall get for poaching him during the world series man
>>66592482
If you pay his salary and make him lose 50 lbs we still have a shit load of panda hats to sell
Pence is washed up.
y/n
>>66592482
kek
>>66592507
>nose-ring
>>66592531
declining
>>66592531
fugno
>>66592554
Should I watch the Nationals game, Mariners, or Reds?
>>66592570
reds obviously
alright time to stop watching
fucking duffed
duffy is so awesome man...
based duffman
>>66592583
I guess I'll do the other Ohio team because mine isn't playing today, yeah
DUFF MAN NEVER DIES, ONLY THE ATHLETES WHO PLAY HIM.
kek
I just noticed they have a banner for:
>2008 wild card
i turned my head for a second and crawfords on base...how did that happen?
Anybody wanna buy an electric scooter I found?
So was losing Pablo the best thing to happen to the Giants?
>>66592617
He got drilled because of duffys faggotry
>>66592620
Is it autographed?
>>66592661
it looks that way
i just wish people would get over it instead of constantly talking about how bad he is for boston. someone needs to tell those giantsbros that it's time to let it go....
>>66592690
i dont even understand this post
>>66592690
I missed it. Did he flip his bat or admire it or something?
>>66592708
He's saying Crawford got intentionally hit by a pitch because Duffy showed up the pitcher.
More like Ryan Fraud.
>>66592661
Fuck that fat drama queen piece of shit. Good riddance.
>>66592661
I'm in the minority when I say this but I miss him still.
He seemed like a fun dude and added good vibes to the clubhouse. Duffy hasn't grown on me yet
>>66592733
my point is did duffy even show up the pitcher? or is that anon just a butthurt turd?
duffy has a humble trot last time i checked...
>>66592786
shoot me too man, i liked pabz, a lot...but duffy is a legit ball player and a blatant upgrade
>>66592842
He also doesn't weigh 300 lbs.
>>66592842
Cost effective and under team control as well.
SPANS ANKLE BREHS
>>66592901
Only when holding his fat pussy
6:20am well I'm out.
DeGrom warming up in the pen for the giants wtf
>>66592444
Trips confirm dynamic duo.
Time for a stretch.
>>66593407
hnngggg
>>66592507
9/10, would detonate self for her + 71 other virgins.
>>66593407
Desu.
OUTTA HERE
homeboy span
wew incoming 100 lose season desu gonna be comfy summer
such a weird stance though. like he could break his ankle.
HAHAAHAHAHHAHA
BACK TO BACK
MY BOY PANIK
yes PANIK!
HOLY SHIT
LMAOO OOSFJASJBKDBBGASS
BACK
TO
BACK
RO
BACK
Holy shit this team just kill me already senpai
Rip Kuip's voice
DINGERS
POSEY
wtf this is homerun derby!
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
L
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kek
KEK
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how fucked is the rest of the mlb this year? Most teams haven't even played a game and are probably sitting their collective pants.
>Brewers challenge
wtf Pence. you fucking faggot. why did you hit a single?
fuck you and your coffee reviews.
>using up all their runs on 1 game
dunno man
>>66590949
>feed cubes and cards ez wins
>cubes ez wins
It's like you just started watching baseball last year.
Jints must've found Barry Bonds secret roid stash
>ywn have mutually chubby honeymoon sex in a 3-star hotel room in the middle of a snowstorm after watching your team btfo the rest of the league on opening day
>>66593879
That comfy factor is off the charts.
>>66593848
same. watch them score only one run tomorrow.
>>66593879
>not having rough sex to take out all your anger.
hey giants bros, whose ready for thursday's home opener against the doyers?
>>66593879
Shit sounds pretty cash to me.
>>66594074
>they don't have grienke to help prop up their shitty rotation that's literally 2 pitchers, one of which chokes in the playoffs.
that fat bat boy sprint behind home plate lol
hunter strickland is so hot
so is tim lincecum gonna play this season?
is he going to play again ever?
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE RUNS
>>66594074
If the Giants win, is the city going to throw a parade?
reminder that everyone wins 54 and everyone loses 54 its what you do with the other 54 that matters brewers still finna win the eries
>>66594123
At least the Dodgers can make the playoffs
What did the Giants accomplish last season?
>that cute laugh between span and panik when buster went deep
awwwwwwwwww
>>66594150
its his jawline. no homo.
gg brewsbros
off to a good start this year
>>66594442
definitely his jawline
and his body is like perfect lumberjack thickness
12-3 yeee
gg broo croo
gg broors
>>66594389
How do you know if this goes into the 54w/54l column or the 54 deciding games?
we leading the NL West lads!
we are currently the best offensive team in all the majors.
what a time to be alive.
fucking christ i was at opening day last year when we lost 10-0
12-3 is just as bad
goodluck this year gints
>>66590987
>BASEBALL'S BACK, LADS
> BACK, LADS
>LADS
Los Angeles Dodgers fan confirmed?
Its already over lads. Cubs winning the division. wisconsin got btfo today and will blow the election tomorrow as well.
>tfw we failed our furer.
