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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA
MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/QesvWW9liJQ
NEWS:
>Jones vs OSP new UFC 197 headliner, for interim LHW title
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353572/jon-jones-vs-ovince-saint-preux-set-for-ufc-197-with-daniel-cormier
>Jake Shields is a meanieface
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353484/jake-shields-hits-opponent-with-stockton-slap-calls-him-a-bitch-after
>MM wants Silva's title defense record and more shekels
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11320998/demetrious-johnson-eyeing-anderson-silva-s-record-for-title-defenses
>Cormier will be back in time for MSG
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/3/11354826/cormier-wont-need-surgery-expected-back-by-august-or-september
Legal free fight(s)
Jones vs DC: https://youtu.be/QdRLvldfg7I
GSP Vs Serra I: https://youtu.be/q5ruOpjKuFQ
Gall vs Jackson: https://youtu.be/xtG_UEENG5Y
Cejudo vs Kimura: https://youtu.be/B_mErNLZO6w
DJ vs JoeBwan II: https://youtu.be/BmkDlR86Vqc
Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos
Just Fight Fan™ Things:
Focus: https://youtu.be/ZK9FEllOiyQ
197 extended preview: http://youtu.be/qANqACq9k_E
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, Tate, RDA don't have scheduled fights, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
[lip smacking]
sun has come
conor mcgregor is the best fighter in the ufc nathan diaz got lucky that mcgregor was inefficient with his energy because nathan was about to get knocked out at ufc 200 conor mcgregor will knock him out first round
Does anyone here not actually give much of a shit about DC being out? I was only excited to watch Jones anyway. I think OSP vs Jones will be a more interesting fight.
Also did anyone get any webbums from VFC on friday?
>>66587094
Notice I said PRIME Fedor?
Both of those losses were in the stage of Fedors career when he stopped doing Strength Training and not formulating gameplans. Plus he was in his 40s or late 30s by then.
>>66587133
>t-t-that wasn't p-prime fedor!
>h-he wasn't even t-t-training when he lost to a decrepit middleweight!
fedora was always shit m8
his most notable wins are against fucking big nog and some japanese mandrama stars
>>66587169
ok so your trolling ok
>>66587122
I'm acquiring it as we speak, what does ye want
>>66587169
Fedor in 2004 is the best there is, was, or ever will be.
>>66587184
>Fedor
>the best there is, was, or ever will be
Who /4breakfasts/ here
Can OSP surprise Jones with some ninja shit? He's a big guy.
>>66587197
>casual 189er posts le funny laff man again
>>66587122
I wanted DC to fight so he could lose, because something about him irks me.
I feel indifferent about OSP. Mainly because of the potential meme fights Jones could have had i.e. Hunto
>>66587220
He has a punchers chance
So no chance, really
>>66587183
Anything, man. The entire card was spicy from start to finish. There were a bunch of heems and memes.
If I could request one though, it'd be a webm of the ring card girl getting wet cageside during the brutal Araujo ground and pound at the end of the main event
We get disappointed in Conor just because our overhyped expectations.
As far as I'm concerned he's a complete GOAT at 145.
Do we really need him to dominate 2 divisions up to call him great?
>>66587317
>he's a complete GOAT at 145
he has three good wins at 145 dude
>>66587122
DC has proven that he can challenge Jones so as someone who wants to watch good fights why would you not care? Aside from JBJ coming back and Barboza vs Pettis it looks like shit, the Khabib Tony card the week before looks better.
I can't believe people are even entertaining the fact that OSP could challenge Jones, even if he has the worst ring rust of all time he wins in a terribly boring UD. OSP doesnt have the endurace to go 5 rounds and thats before you remember he took the fight on 3 weeks notice. The other thing people bring up is his reach being similar to Gustaffson's, like reach is the only thing in the world that matters and Gus doesnt have 10x better boxing than him.
I mean its a win win for OSP but an irrelevant fight only happening so that MM doesnt headline and fuck over the whole card.
>>66587199
oatmeal bananas and blueberries here
need a protein source that doesn't clash
>>66587356
milk u goof
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/3/11328076/leslie-smith-on-facing-cris-cyborg-i-seriously-cant-believe-that
Really Leslie? You couldn't think why no one else would agree to be fed to Cyborg to make her look like a muuuunster for the casuals?
>>66587344
>DC has proven that he can challenge Jones
When did he prove this? Daniel "muh wrestling" Cormier got outwrestled and outstruck for the majority of 25 minutes. It was adorable watching people give DC chance the first time and it'll be adorable watching them try to rationalize it again
>>66587366
idk man Leslies attitude makes me hespect her. Thats some old school Pride style mentality.
>>66587386
>but DC won round X
>>66587396
shes going to DESTROY cyborg, people don't know about leslie mike
You now realize that Anthony will fight Glover Teixiera.
>>66587386
Stick to posting your DC dick sucking memes. As for fighters who could potentially beat him Gustaffson did very well and DC was competitive until he gassed. Rumble is the last one but he is obviously out. If you dont think that DC couldve won this fight after Jones was out for 15 months then youre just being a contrarian.
Regardless the initial point was about how big of a joke this OSP fight is compared to the rematch. It's just an easy fight to get Jon back and free money for the UFC.
>>66587356
almonds
>>66587252
OSP doesn't just have a punchers chance, he is flat out the superior striker. Don't think Jones is going to oblique kick his way to a decision victory or some bullshit. Jones needs to take him down.
>>66587452
Gus did pretty well, but I feel as though Jones 2.0 would be able to get the finish if they fought tomorrow. Rumble has potential for the first round of a fight but quickly devolves into a bad joke after that.
>If you dont think that DC couldve won this fight after Jones was out for 15 months then youre just being a contrarian
Except Jones wasn't out 15 months due to injury. He's been training and powerlifting since very soon after he got stripped. Jones is an athletic specimen of a 28 year old, it is not beyond reason that, given a proper training camp, he would be able to beat DC again
>>DC was competitive until he gassed
>first round gets double legged & dumped by Jones
Kek
HOW CAN OSP EVEN COMPETE?
>>66587506
>Jones 2.0
where? who?
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/3/11354742/ufc-on-fox-19-dan-henderson-eyes-contract-extension-after-lyoto-machida-fight-mma
Hendo no :_:
>>66587524
I want him to, how long can he go
Can he fight on to 50
>>66587519
>>66587269
well shit I don't have anything that edits this h.265 file.
sorry man.
>>66587493
>OSP doesn't just have a punchers chance, he is flat out the superior striker.
wat is this bait? are you being serious?
>>66587535
In all fairness we don't know yet if the extra muscle mass will hinder his performance.
>>66587535
Jon looking noided in this photo
>>66587506
>Jones 2.0
Just because he looks bigger physically isnt proof of anything, its also crazy to say he would finish Gus too after the first fight they had.
I assume everyone would agree with that Rumble assessment. If he didnt knock Jon's head off early it would be another "dont give up" situation. It doesnt matter that hes been lifting or not in the downtime, that much time off hurts more than it helps. On the other hand DC has 2 good wins. I am not at all saying that DC should be favored or anything but to think its an unwinnable fight or something is dumb.
>>66587098
who /roids/ here?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j8a1XNJ9tg
>>66587570
Where do people buy roids?
>>66587551
By 'Jones 2.0' I was mentioning his physical condition for sure, but it'll also be important to see how a 100% motivated Jones (according to him) does from here on out. Hopefully he can keep the hoot rat shit to a minimum and actually consistently make it to his fights, which is something everyone undoubtedly wants to see
I agree with everything else you said, and I would reply more in depth but it's 4:30 am and I can no longer keep my eyes open. Have another (You) before I head off for the night, lad
>>66587573
you gotta know ppl
>>66587579
guys what if JJ loses his fight against OSP?
>>66587590
Instant rematch
Not even a question
>>66587573
reminder that you shouldn't take roids unless you are a lanklet
>>66587573
>>66587570
who /rizin/ here and indian reserverations fuck usada bring back the old days
>>66587529
Define "fight"
>>66587544
Go on and tell what Jon is going to do standing up?
>>66587590
nigger osp is a sheep being thrown to slaughter, so jones can get some cage practice
>>66587639
just stop no
your going to tell me what osp is going to do standing up?
>>66587654
Knock him the fuck out with his power, reach and timing. If you haven't' noticed, nobody strikes with OSP.
>>66587607
haven't you only been watching mma for like a few months?
>>66587639
Jones beat Gustaffson who is a WAY better boxer than OSP and had perfect takedown defense until the last round. OSP will only win with the luckiest punch of his life, which isnt even worth talking about. Since that wont happen he will gas quick and get submitted or lose horribly in a boring UD.
>>66587664
You say that like Jon is just gonna stand and bang with him or something. He will chew up his legs and just take him down at will.
>>66587664
If you haven't noticed, nobody wins against Jones.
>>66587681
(except that one time)
>>66587664
OSP lost to fucking bader
>hurr durr he will knock him out
stop baiting OSP is and always has been a sloppy striker who never tightened up his game
where as jones is a very good kick boxer these days with a diverse range of strikes
pls stop posting from now on
>>66587674
'no'
>>66587678
Jones get hit 1/10 as many times as he got hit by Gus and he'll be sleeping. Gus throws mosquito "stick and move" strikes. OSP will throw hard leather.
>>66587678
I think you're really underestimating how much OSP's blackness will be a factor. I mean he is a prime buck.
>>66587709
>People say he has power
>KOed a guy who literally ran into his fist
>people are so desperate for ufc they're actually discussing osp vs jones
the real sad thing here is we won't see a legit fight its just some scrub vs jones
i feel like i'm being cheated here
>>66587709
no youre really underestimating Jones' blackness. He isnt just black, he won the genetic lottery with his athleticism and gangly fuckin limbs. Even if he didnt have this massive arsenal of tools and experience he would be 100x better than OSP.
Oh yeah and hes a replacement fighter who wasnt anticipating this and "training" like rumble was.
Ok if Cockhold pulls out of the title match, since he's training at AKA, Dana should literally ban fighters from that gym to hold titles.
>I rate Jon Jones
>>66587775
Or whenever they win a title have the next event have an interim title fight just in case.
>>66587775
I think he wasn't far from pulling out last time he faced Weidman
>>66587727
>running into an uppercut
>>66587573
at my old kickboxing gym the coach hooked up kids with it, not even kidding
>its a jose aldo is a deluded bitter sore loser episode
>there a people who think OSP doesn't stand chance
He is a stylistic NIGHTMARE for Jones. Long reach and legit one punch knockout power. Jones has been preparing for a completely different fighter in Cormier, a short stocky wrestler whilst OSP is a massive striker. I see OSP catching Jones in the first and ending the meme once and for all.
>>66587857
>said by an irish mixed martial arts fan
>>66587857
shut up u stupid idiott anldo still champione conorr is cheat fuking pussy he scared VIVA BRASIL
t. a hue
>>66587866
This meme will end all right but it wont be in the 1st round. Since Jones will probably play it slow OSP will gas in either the late 2nd or 3rd and get submitted.
I really dont understand why so many people here are being so gay about this. Are you just making a post like this so if by some miracle he catches him you can post the screenshot of your post?
>And be honest.
What did Herb mean by this?
to all the cunts who think osp is going to win, have you forgotten jbj is LITERALLY the best fighter ever?
this is just a warmup fight for him until dc is ready
>>66587899
exactly lad, imagine the (You)s.
Am I the only one who finds Sara McMann sexy as fuck? I don't know what it is but I wanna get into that motherly puss
>>66587924
I would like to dine on her ass, she is THICK
>>66587924
she looks like a maori so it makes sense, you're surrounded by ugly women just like her
>>66587924
No, I agree with every word you've just said.
>>66587947
shes a fucking tank brah
>>66587955
>Bang Town
>>66587955
>she
looks like a dude to me
>>66587973
>>66587535
>Jon...
Paige and Miesha are the only feminine fighters in the UFC. All the other girls look like Wanderlei Silva.
>>66587984
>not Rose
>>66587984
>Michelle Waterson looks masculine
>>66587984
>Miesha
>femme
>>66587955
>>66587973
>>66587980
>Sara will never let me ravage her tight body then make me supper afterwards
>>66587984
Rhonda is the definition of femininity
>>66587997
>shaved head
>feminine
>>66588011
eye kay tee eff bee
>>66588030
>IM DYING LAURA!
>>66588033
so hot
>>66588044
>>66588054
>those abs
>>66588033
no offense, but I would love to take her down, make her give her back, flatten her out and lay on top of her for 25 minutes
>>66588062
Muh dick
>>66588062
>dat dress
hnnnnnng Miesha
cant think of a single active ufc fighter who would have the balls to do what mcmahon pulled off last night
Name a better meme kick then this
>>66588156
Besides that one match with Ray Mystero I dont think I have heard of any high profile Pro Wrestler actually dying in the match.
>>66587947
I wanna bite Sara's buttcheeks and lick them better
new diaz goob promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ4B1lhWO3k
>>66588166
Thats almost not fair Daniels is a meme highlight reel. Fucking awesome to watch though.
are meme nutshots the future?
>>66588172
Is that your youtube account?
>>66588180
What about Nut Shots to counter memes?
>>66588156
conor mcgregor
>>66588215
he took a risk, he went 2 stories up, humble in victory or defeat
>>66588180
>not krav maga.webm
one job
who is she fighting next?
>>66588251
my penis
>OSP injured
LMAO
>>66587098
could you fit more fucking text in the OP, you fucking cuck
>>66588251
Obscurity
>>66588295
(You)
>>66587693
Jones can beat anyone, even jones
>>66588317
dat plaatje deed je vroeger veel posten
>>66588331
nice google translate
The MMA Hour is back in your life. Below is a rundown of Monday's show:
1:00 p.m. ET -- UFC light heavyweight champion Daniel Cormier will talk about why he was forced to pull out of UFC 197 and what's next for him.
1:25 p.m. -- Coach Greg Jackson will discuss Jon Jones' decision to fight Ovince Saint Preux at UFC 197 and much more concerning Team JacksonWink.
1:45 p.m. -- Flyweight Ian McCall will talk the latest with him in and out of the cage.
2:05 p.m. -- Ovince Saint Preux will talk about accepting to fight Jones on three weeks' notice for the interim light heavyweight title.
2:45 p.m. -- Wanderlei Silva will talk about his upcoming Rizin FF match, signing with Bellator, his future and much more.
2:25 p.m. -- Cris "Cyborg" Justino will preview her UFC debut against Leslie Smith in May.
3:05 pm. -- Jon Jones will discuss his tumultuous week and now fighting OSP later this month.
3:25 p.m. -- Featherweight Mike Wilkinson will discuss his new documentary and what's next for him.
>>66588335
nothing wrong with that sentence desu
>>66588337
how many bongs?
Would you fight Ronda Rousey for 100,000 USD?
>>66588367
is that to just show? Fucking A I would. Just let her throw me and tap as soon as she grabs my arm
>>66588367
no
>its a matter of principle
>>66587997
>you are able to see right up her nose
>>66588337
boring episode
>>66588395
Obviously that's not true. Why would you say it?
>>66588374
>not wanting a free 100k
>>66587524
He's not getting his contract renewed. He will either retire and the UFC will set him up with a ambassador of the sport position or he will go to Japan and fight Fedor in rizin
>>66588337
>people watch this dog shit
>>66588404
you already know what half the people are going to say and the other half nobody cares about
>>66587573
There are sources in the /fraud/ thread on /fit/ and you can also use dark markets.
are nootropics a meme?
>>66588470
>tattoos
>ass implants
scum of the earth
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/after-legacy-fc-51-win-cody-east-signs-with-ufc-meets-walt-harris-at-ufc-197
>East was acquitted of a 2005 rape as a minor (while still in high school), but was sentenced to 3 years in prison and 5 years probation after a jury found him guilty of 3 counts of third-degree felony child abuse and 1 count of misdemeanor battery stemming from a 2007 underage drinking party at his home
>>66588496
>The UFC are so desperate for heavyweights they are signing alleged rapists and convicted Child Abusers.
>>66588011
Based
>>66588496
>land of the free
>>66588519
>10km a day
goodbye knees :DD
>>66588519
Nice b8.
It's impossible to do all that in one day.
>>66588157
Basically any "kicks" "thrown" by Conor m8
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11360268/sources-yoel-romero-usada-reach-settlement-on-shorter-suspension
>USADA is expected to officially announce the shorter settlement suspension in the near future, and if all goes to plan, the 38-year-old Romero could be free to fight again in late summer.
What kind of meme potential are we looking at with JDS vs Rothwell, lads? Worth tuning in or nah?
Lads, I'm having UFC withdrawal symptoms. Lets create a list of /heem/ approved prospects.
How about these guidelines
1) Have to be under 30
2) Can't be ranked in the top 15
3) Can't have more than 3 fights in the UFC
4) Can be outside the UFC
https://twitter.com/bisping/status/716969177982959617
Neato
>>66588563
>Not tuning in for Big Ben
Is predictioncuck taking picks for this weekend?
>>66588563
yes
>>66588567
TOM DUQUESNOY
>>66588567
there is already an entire show dedicated to prospects
>>66588578
good shout lad, he trains at Jackson-Wink doesn't he?
>>66588166
Glory is so based
How do you think Rice Verhoopadoop will do in MMA lads?
>>66588567
>>66588580
In fact an episode was just released
http://www.ufc.tv/video/episode-104-minneapolis
>>66588545
ready for the Chris at MSG?
>>66588567
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/An7Q/ufc-fight-pass-stop-whining
UFC.tv
>>66588587
rico verhoeven
>>66588584
yup
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mma+prospectus
>>66588567
>WAHHH WAHHH
stop being a BABY and get FIGHTPASS today goof
>>66588608
i listen to that, pretty good desu
>>66588251
Such a slag
>>66588602
>>66588610
>implying I haven't watched every fight on there already
>>66588587
very well
>>66588337
>The MMA Hour
>is 2 hours 25 minutes long
lose my number ffs
>>66588545
Fucking lol. All you have to do is test a few supplements, find something illegal, then you are free to roid up on that substance with a built in excuse.
No athlete actually takes these mystery shakes with multiple ingredients by the way. If an athlete wants creatine, they take creatine, they don't go into some shop and buy "Muscle X Formula" that has creatine and 10 other things. Tainted supplements doesn't happen.
>>66588587
Hes still fairly young and aslong as his knees arent shot and learns how to wrestle he could do pretty well. Maybe UFC caliber but I dont see him ever being champion. Too many good heavyweight wrestlers.
>>66588648
Good point.
>>66587184
I'm actually with the other dude on this one. It pisses me off because he's that faggot Cruiseposter so I hate him on principle, but I do think Fedor has always been overrated.
Heavyweight has basically always been thin in MMA, with the possible exception of when we had Borg, Carwin, JDS, and Cain before he became Mr. Glass mixing it up. Add to that the fact that there were two top promotions at the time so the best heavyweights were spread even more thin. You also have to consider that everyone in Pride juiced, including Fedor, I'm sure.
Fedor was a very good heavyweight, he had that combination of speed, power, and crazy grappling skills, but I think he was always just a big fish in a small pond. A lot of his fights were blatant mismatches or freakshows, too.
Sorry about my genuine attempt at analysis and lack of memes.
back from /asp/ lads, shane jumped off the cage wew. anyway, im going to freeze myself cartman style until the khabib card begins...
>>66588669
>fedor
>good
>>66588165
she literally looks like clay guida, but then again you lads are used to sheep
>>66588648
>Tainted supplements doesn't happen.
This is categorically false, but I still think athletes are responsible for whatever they put in their bodies. I am sure plenty of people do what you're suggesting also.
>>66588694
and let's be real >le tainted supplements meme is just what they say when they slipped up on their gas game
>>66588673
>not watching paige tonight
>>66588470
Who is the dick tick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05WAXhD-FjQ
New Maurice Spears
>>66588019
KEK
>>66588172
based, good post
>>66588710
>called dancing with the stars
>literal whos
wew lad
>>66588722
Jessica Eye
>>66588645
looks like tiny tim desu
>>66588743
You're in the wrong thread
I always knew he was clean
Yoel... my boy... you will fight again and win the title
>>66588780
>fails a drug test
>he is clean
You get dumber by the day
>>66588780
I hope Yoel beats everyone and never gets caught
Just to see the madness
>>66588783
>he passes a drug test
>he is clean
>>66588792
That wasn't imposed anywhere.
where's blockhead?
>>66588799
calm down im on drugs bro
lads, post your boys
>>66588806
I am calm. you're just paranoid because you're high.
>>66588806
wow aren't you cool
>>66588801
idk desu. he's head looks unheemable, lithcuck should just leg kick his ass ala aldo faber
>>66587573
Join a rugby team and the head coach will offer you some before the end of the season
>>66588019
>tfw that statue was just some cave lad mocking his friends fat mom but thousands and thousands years later fat women think it means that fat chicks are more feminine or some bullshit like that
>>66587775
First time in dc's career he had to pull out
>>66588783
>usada doesn't say for what he failed for
>agrees on a shorter suspension
>same usada who banned Nick for 5 years
It is their way to admit they fucked up
Yoel is clean and will murder Weidman and Luke
>>66587805
Buts so was Weidman lol
>>66588840
>>same usada who banned Nick for 5 years
That was the NSAC.
>middleweight division
just end it senpai, roiders and oldies tbqhwy
>>66588840
You're literally and unironically delusional.
>>66588840
>usada banned nick
get a load of this casual eh
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>66588875
>joining the team
Weidman is trash
>>66588875
that join the team meme sure went away fast
>>66588875
>not "wake up, Yoel"
Keep it topical, bro.
>>66588875
> >Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>66588883
nuh uh
>>66588883
shut up
>>66588884
I'll start revving it up next month, don't worry.
>>66588846
>>66588870
I am so sorry, so sorry
I hug you
I am so sorry
>>66588883
le shut up
>>66587098
Why do we call these threads /heem/? What does it stand for? What does it mean?
>>66588897
He literally won't be champion again
>>66588905
>>66588919
>>66588923
Here
Everyone
Exchanges
Memes
It's the dankest place on the web
>>66588923
Here
Everyone
Exchanges
Memes
>le what does heem mean
>sage northcuck social media
>le give me (You)'s pls
gtfo
>>66588927
you're on antibiotics, lad.
>>66588927
look you doofus, Chris is going to beat Cockhold with the help of his family, G-d and non retarded training regime
Luke can hop on as many PEDs he wants, this time there won't be any memes to save him
What does the DC in Daniel Cormier stand for?
>>66588939
you're on poobiotics lad
>>66588929
>>66588933
That's funnier than I expected.
So there is no connection to MMA then? Just a dank name?
>>66588937
I don't even know what you're saying friend.
>>66588937
If you want to have legitimate discussion start typing about something and if there is interest people will respond.
>be the change you want to see /heem/ - Jon Jones
>>66588949
you're on nootropics lad
>Conor McGoober isn't on the juice and is 100% natural.
>>66588927
Yeah, I don't like his odds. Stonegrab just seemed a bit better everywhere and just seems to have a level of confidence My Boy lacks. I suppose it is possible that someone else beats Pebbleclasp, then My Boy beats them and is champion again until Obsidianlift takes the belt back.
>>66588923
Here Everyone Eats Melons
>>66588939
Who can weidman beat i think hendo can take him if he gets a good camp
>>66588947
Weidman is a gatekeeper
>>66588954
>>66588957
get got fampai
>>66588923
He Enjoys Extreme Memes
>>66588970
Only when black fighters are in the cage?
>>66588984
Take another one. I can tell you could use some attention.
>>66588984
I don't get it
>>66588989
das racist
>>66588923
Ghetto talk for "he is unconscious". Mostly said by imageboard users and crackheads.
>>66589010
Print this (you) out and show it to your parents. Maybe they will put it up on the fridge for you.
I had a dream about watching fight night 86 and it being a spicy banger, an I true fitefan yet. /heem/
this week's card is pretty weak tbqhwyf
main event has a chance of being a spicy banger but Rothwell is probably just gonna wrassle JDS
Would you fight Paige VanZant for 100,000 USD?
>>66589038
Yes
>>66589038
i'd 'fight' her for free if you know what i mean
>>66589038
yes lad, i won't throw strikes tbqhwy tho, I'll take her down and tap her out
>>66589038
I'd fight probably anyone for $100,000.
What's the worst that can happen? I get knocked out and get a concussion. I'd tap before they broke any of my bones, ligaments, or before I got put to sleep.
>>66589033
I have a question and please answer sincerely.
Are you actually this deprived of human connection or just pretending?
Would you fight Anthony "Rumble" Johnson for 100,000 USD?
>>66589038
Why not?
>>66589063
yes because
>>66589055
Would you fight Palhares for $100,000?
Steve mazzagatti is the ref.
You can't tap to nothing or intentionally disqualify yourself.
>>66589060
lad stop giving me (You)'s im blushing, you're coming on too strong baka senpai
>>66589070
Rumble would hit you hard enough to break your jaw though. You better hope you get your medical bills covered...
>>66589091
You seem to be desperate for the attention you are lacking in your real life. I am giving it to you. Whats the problem?
>>66589066
you'd literally unironically get heemed frenchie
>>66589088
Yes
Whats that manlet gonna do?
>>66589102
>tfw more (You)'s
desu you're making me look all tamatoey
>>66589118
Let's talk about you. I'd guess your 18-20? Don't worry buddy, it will get better, but it is up to you to turn it around.
>>66589066
She probably be bigger than you
Youd die fighting above flyweight
>>66589051
Really? You think so? I think you’d be surprised. I really do. I think she’d fuck you up, and I say that as a friend and a guy who loves you.
>>66589125
im being ironic lad but keep giving me those (You)'s
>>66589143
Ah, so you're just pretending to be autistic? What are you like "normally? You are your actions, not your thoughts.
>>66589131
>implying
I'm a purple belt lad, I'll kill here on the ground
>>66589155
>you are actions
u fuking goof
>>66589162
cute
On my worst day, I'll shitpost for two hours. I don't have hobbies.
>>66589070
rumble would knock your head clean off from your twig neck
>>66589156
>american purple belt
You basicly went into a garage and they were giving them away
>>66589170
>t. estonia
go train you boxhead baldfag, you'll get heemed by a twink and we will never let you forget this
>>66589168
You are obviously desperate for attention but are hiding behind a veil of irony. Actions speak louder than words.
>>66589063
Im 6'4 215 give me a call dana
My greco is unrivaled
>>66589025
Why are fightfan related dreams so common?
>>66589191
>le internet doctor
>>66589204
I'm trying to help you, but you are too defensive to see it.
I just had a thought. What the F*CK is next for Mighty Mouse if he beats Cejudo?
>Conor was able to go 100% against Mendes and not get tired
>Conor gets tired in 3 minutes against Nate
USADA in full effect, tbqh lads
>>66589210
>I'm trying to help you, but you are too defensive to see it.
wew lad, you seem to take the interactions here way too seriously bud
>>66589215
Rematch with Cruz.
>>66589223
Stop hiding, my friend. Nobody is trying to hurt you.
>>66589215
Become a professional gamer on youtube and twitch.
>>66589215
Being champion
Thats literally it, just walking around with a belt and existing
>>66589224
Heard MM said that's not happening.
>>66589224
how will he beat him?
>>66589228
let's switch roles real quick lad
(You)
>>66589215
who the fuck cares about that boring division? id rather watch female bw
>>66589249
He won't
>>66589249
Now you're just deflecting. I'll (possibly) be here to talk when you're ready to be honest with yourself. There is no shame in admitting you need help.
>>66589264
Jojo?
>>66589264
dis fuking goi
>>66589273
?
I don't get that reference
>>66589264
thanks lad :'(
>>66589259
Mighty mouse beat dodson
Dodson beat dilashaw
Dilawshaw was champ
MM can beat the champ
MM will beat cruz
>>66589278
I just want everybody to be the hero of their own movie. 99% of the time we are our own biggest obstacles.
how long until the ufc fights
>>66589281
Surely someone will.
>>66589293
you're getting fat
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/4/11357996/ufc-mma-news-podcast-brendan-schaub-travis-browne-ronda-rousey-relationship-couple
Who /SCHAUB SHUTDOWN/ here?
What do you think Dana White's IQ is?
>>66589313
IQ is a social construct and an insignificant one at that.
>tfw got tickets to Zagreb
>>66589307
weight classes were created by men to oppress women.
>>66589310
clickbait tmz tier "article"
>>66589330
Document your trip for /heem/ :3
>>66589313
I don't think he's dumb, he just doesn't give a shit about his image.
He doesn't really cares about the sport and just books the fights that will make money ? Deal with it goofs
>>66589330
hey, lets meet haha, bring your tickets bro
I'm pretty sure Schaub has the most overrated BJJ ever. Has he ever demonstrated these supposedly really high skills?
>>66589330
>travelling to watch hw whos
>travelling to watch big tard rothwell
wew lad
>>66589331
i agree
>>66589330
What ps your snapchat?
>>66589321
You're black, aren't you?
>>66589357
t. moor "dutch" man
>>66589357
No, and what I said is a fact.
OSP > Shogun > Lil Nog > Rashad > Rampage > Hamill > Jones
>>66589361
I said that to a French lad on here a couple days before the Paris attacks.
I felt like such a dick.
>>66589347
rothwell's fun to watch.
>>66589364
Oh, ok. You just seemed like someone with a sub-90 IQ is all.
>>66589363
>implying I'm Dutch
>implying I'm not on vacation and just killing time until my escort arrives in half an hour
>>66589374
kek
Not sure any of us here even live in Paris
>>66589363
what does that t mean
>>66589389
how come?
>>66589386
You seem like a person who hasn't achieved anything in life and holds onto meaningless metrics to validate yourself as a human being.
>>66589217
Yeah no
>>66589401
At least I'm not a nigger
>>66589392
twat
>>66589321
"intelligence" is a social construct; every word is a result of social construct
That's not an argument you are using, it has no effect signifying or degenerating his point
>>66589423
What was his point? He asked a question.
>>66589428
Lower IQ
>>66589428
>>>/pol/
>>66589428
>>>/pol/
>>66589428
no access to BJJ classes
>>66589394
I for sure don't, and the others don't seem arrogant and pedantic, so they don't seem parisian
>>66589404
kek
>>66589321
Valuing higher iq's is a social construct iq in its self is not
>>66589428
institutionalized racism
>>66589389
Where do you live? Are french girls easy?
>>66589407
Sorry but your hero is on PEDs
>>66587664
Jones is the best infighter in the UFC bro, get fucking real.
>>66589428
Poverty is the leading cause of violence worldwide
>>66589432
You implicated a point yourself to argue against it, which was whether iq is significant.
>>66589342
this sounds like a threat, you better know that eat 3 steaks a day MINIMUM
>>66589351
>>66589336
just created one lad: vk2804, might post some pics on there
>>66589452
That sounds like something someone with a lower IQ would say
>>66589466
meant for
>>66589466
>>66589456
>performs worse
>ped's
Kek le casual
>>66589484
meant for
>>66589484
>>66589468
Or the people who tend to be poor also tend to be violent
>>66589475
I was making a tangential observation.
>>66589455
I'm from Nantes
My only point of comparison would be the UK, where I've lived for a while. Pretty sure it's obvious, but they are less easy than british slags.
I've talked mith murrikans that spent a year in my uni tho, and they said they were easier than US gurls, for what it's worth
conair would have gotten btfo by mendes if he didn't gass. mendes kicked his ass for 10 minutes lad.
>>66589099
I'm white and I have insurance. I wouldn't worry about the medical bills.
>>66589486
you're a bit dumb, aren't ya? he was on PEDs for Chad pre-USADA rapefest
>>66589173
That's an exaggeration although he could easily knocked me the fuck out in one punch.
>>66589479
That's a fact of sociology. Your attacking post points to a major lack of education which is concerning
right hand or left hand?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33qu68y5WEo
>>66589525
Ur on steroids
>>66589495
In the immediacy of his post, where you and he are on the same medium?
That's an remark and an invitation to argument
>>66589503
>performance enhancing drugs
>performance enhancing
>performance
>enhanced
>>66589491
That generalization was cringy as fuck.
>>66589536
That is how you interpret it, but not how I intended it. This is an open forum for ideas, not a place for formal debate.
>>66589527
I recognize that goof
http://youtu.be/hoZejik5tMA
hello goofs, post dana i got a new computer
>>66589555
But my interpretation wouldn't survive without seeing a strong intention.
No one to say what tho place is for, but this forum works well for debates. Perchance your remark stems from lack of willingness to argue points challenged?
>>66589555
>>66589527
is this goof alpha
>>66589602
>But my interpretation wouldn't survive without seeing a strong intention.
That isn't true. You are working off a presumption that perception is infallible. People believe all sorts of dumb stuff.
>Perchance your remark stems from lack of willingness to argue points challenged?
I am unclear what your point is. You just come as as confused to me, but perhaps it is me who is lost.
>>66589602
is that you, you estonian blockhead?
>>66589571
thank me later
post fightfus
>>66589695
kek
pvz btfo, based rose
>>66589651
It doesn't matter whether I think it's fallible or not, the point is that I couldn't make that interpretation at all without seeing intention.
I made a point that this place can support debates well and that your comment that it isn't makes me think you want to avoid someone challenging your ideas.
based dana thread
>>66589726
It doesn't*
Why can't Dana just die already HEEM?
He's such a scumbag.
>>66589751
fucking goof
post Dana reactions to people losing belts
osp winning would be the memeiest thing to ever happen, i believe in meme magic
>>66589392
It's t as in "memes". t is shorthand for memes.
>>66589766
i'm putting a cheeky tenner on OSP and Cejudo
>>66589684
>Drag Northcutt
>>66589767
Here
>>66589780
Good lad
Name one woman who would unironically beat Cris Cyborg in a fight.
>>66589787
i unironically think shes hot, idk why you guys dont like her
>>66589807
that muay thai chick fucked her up
why isn't dextromethorphan banned in competition?
>>66589799
Depending on where that is that might be fucking illegal.
>>66589799
FAG
>>66589807
>>66589813
jorina baars
>>66589811
and I don't know why criticism needs a proper argument but praise does not
>>66589799
God, I really wished that chopper crashed and threw that clown Dana off and broke his spine.
Would have been a spicy banger.
>>66589713
>Rose posing like a fighter
>Pig Vanzant posing like a fucking "look at me!" cheerleader
>>66589936
every time I watch things like these I am impressed but at the same time thinking it's fucking stupid
>>66589953
She's a white blond girl, what did you expect her to do?
>>66589929
3edgy5me
>>66589955
Yeah I look at dancing like that too, yeah the routine might look cool and be impressive etc but then I think of all the hours practicing it took to pull it off and it just seems like pure autism
>>66589955
Why?
>>66589968
she's not white she's only part european
>>66589981
all are white to me.
>>66590003
nice proxy
>>66589979
because
you people are so racist. holy shit
>>66590013
no proxy, bruh.
>>66590028
I MEAN COME ON
>>66590028
duh man, we're hardcore here, but not hardcore enough to say n*gger
>>66590028
frick off darkie
check out this guys mewvment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXer-TBpFfc&t=11m14s
>>66589726
>It doesn't matter whether I think it's fallible or not, the point is that I couldn't make that interpretation at all without seeing intention.
This does not follow any semblance of logic and you know that.
You just seem to be trying to pick an argument for the sake of it. If you wanted to address the actual content of the post I made, rather than your perception of my intentions, we can do that.
>>66590055
SIGN HIM DANA
>mfw big bull ngannou fighting this week
cant wait lads
>>66590055
That first guy had more heart than McGoober
OSP will knock Jones out. Jones gets hit, and against someone who has similar reach to his, he is bound to eat some of the shots here too. Problem is, OSP isn't a slouch in power department, and if he hits you from his weird angles, you have a high chance getting knocked out. He is much worse matchup for Jones than DC is.
>>66590102
he is fighting another bull in Curtis Blaydes.
>>66590028
you can't be racist if you're not white.
>>66590055
Condit-esque in his movement
5 bings until live
https://youtu.be/2nglUBmD14o
https://youtu.be/2nglUBmD14o
>>66590219
who is on
>>66590055
Wew lad
good heems in this
>>66590229
Jones, DC, OSP, Wandy
Come on guys, female Sage isn't all that bad.
>>66590231
Monday's episode features Daniel Cormier, Jon Jones, Wanderlei Silva, Ovince Saint Preux, Cris Cyborg, Greg Jackson, Ian McCall, Mike Wilkinson, and more. The show airs live at 1 p.m. ET.
>>66590203
muh pucc
>>66590245
her face is really off
>>66590281
It's the nose
>>66590055
that fucking KO at https://youtu.be/hXer-TBpFfc?t=878 is brutal
anytime they start snorting after getting knocked the fuck out is pretty scary
>>66590288
her jaw too lad
>>66590245
I want that jawline
DC was a inside job, AKA did him in
>ywn eat comfy Italian food with Serra and Longo
>>66590245
Its her jawline, shes pretty hot but that jaw just kills it
>there are people who think this old fart who can barely keep his body from falling apart can beat the GOAT
kek
>>66590336
That plus the bridge of her nose is something off an Easter Island statue
>>66590345
>I unironically rate Jon Jones
>>66590356
>I don't rate Jonny Bones Jones
top lel
DC is so scared of Jon he's willing to pay for his training camp in hopes he won't have to face him
is OSP dc's bull?
>>66590414
>his
OSP's*
>>66589936
I bet knee surgery is expensive.
>>66590056
You can't into logic then.
I already addressed your point in my first reply to your challenging observation
>>66590192
Why you do this?
>I still believe that tho
>osp jon
>>66590449
No, you said I didn't make an argument against a question, which is true. I made a tangential observation, something that seems difficult for you to grasp or accept. You didn't contend with anything I said.
>dc watches wrestlemania
>mandrama
>get distracted for a minute
>ariel and dc talking about mandrama
jesus fucking christ
watch out lads
literal sport killer
>>66590551
well he does have a lot of boring fighters
>>66590487
You made a contentious remark seeing his belief in iq, presenting an "it's social construct" as an argument. I then argued that your argument is worth nothing, that it isn't necessary to look at it as argument at all, but it turned into different discourse besides that point.
>>66587573
tell your doctor you're low test and get trt
>>66589155
>You are your actions
Nah
Greg is a gangsta.
>>66590623
Yeah.
>you're driving Jon Jones
>for $15 per hour
>he tells you to hit 70 in a 35
would you do it, keep in mind he got a eyepoke with your name on it
>>66590658
yes because even if we got pulled over I would say that jon did it and he'd get arrested
>>66590658
$15 per hour? What a cheapskate.
What was that racial epithet Conor called DC?
>>66590681
Carlton Banks.
>>66590658
>for $15 per hour
I'm not breaking any law for that price
>>66590658
Depends on the car and traffic desu
>>66590245
le man face
I'm a time traveler from 2025. OSP will TKO Jones in the 3rd. My dubs will confirm.
>>66590751
thx lad i putty a cheeky tenner on OSP
>>66590751
>9 years in the future
>can't even artificially create dubs
>>66590768
The technology isn't there yet, Jon
>>66590658
If he really wants to be reckless just get Cerrone to be his driver
>>66590595
No, you just misinterpreted my statement and don't want to admit you were wrong because of your clearly fragile ego.
wheres the new thread lads...
>>66590792
dont you fucking do it bud
>>66590792
why dont u make one adan
>>66587089
>>66587089
>>66587089
just use this one goofs
>>66590803
>>66590805
im not adan baka...
>>66590838
All Canadians are Adan
new thread
>>66587089
>>66587089
>>66587089
>>66590657
if you were your actions then we would make no distinction between you and your actions, unless you or your actions were some kind of subcategory of each other. For instance, water is a liquid, pepsi is a soda, SUVs are a motorvehicle..... So to say 'you are your actions' is absurd, because, based on the nomenclature alone, it's clear that we draw a distinction between the two concepts.
>>66587709
ATHLETIC
AND
EXPLOSIVE
>>66588172
Wow. Stick to your day job.
>64 posts early
>>66589993
>picture of her as a little girl
>"sexiest girl in the ufc in my opinion"
wew lad
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