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1000 memes edition
>04/02 Games
Frazier has 19 points, 13 assists, Pelicans top Nets 106-87
LeBron scores 31 as Cavaliers down Hornets 112-103
Harden's 41 lead Rockets past Thunder 118-110
Mavericks hit 14 3s to grind out much-needed W over Wolves
Clippers welcome Griffin back with 114-109 win over Wizards
Grizzlies fall to Magic 119-107 for sixth straight loss
Hayward's 22 helps Jazz keep pace in West with win over Suns
Jimmy Butler scores 25 points, Bulls hold off Bucks 102-98
Paul George leads the way as Pacers down Knicks, 92-87
>Games on
GSW 112 x 98 POR
BOS 31 x 26 LAL
>04/03 Games
none
Which NBA team has the best TV announcers?
>go wizards
RIP SHANE O MAC
>1000 3s
Faggots
someone make sure this brazilian never makes a thread again. thank you.
>>66583843
>Losing that natty game because they couldn't make free throws.
>>66583837
I like Raptors, Heat, Knicks and Nets crew. Warriors' have JB, who's great, but Fitz is a cunt. If I had to choose, I'd go with Nets.
Worst are OKC, Houston, Utah, Boston, Cleveland
>>66583799
I think Vogel is alright.
He is just playing too many players trying to find what sticks.
It's almost like he feels if he keeps playing Ellis something might stick but it hasn't.
Yeah Joe young has potential he should be in more.
>>66583847
I think Brazil likes curry because he's uglier than him
>>66583837
I like the Warriors's commentators
>>66583837
Mavs
>>66583837
Heat commentators are the best in the league.
>>66583904
>>66583904
curry really is ugly, looks more nigger than most niggers
>>66583904
is this shopped?
>>66583891
Cavs are by far the worst. That black dude they have is half retarded
>>66583959
lol probably
It's his official roster photo so I'd say they touched a few things up
>>66583960
>half
LMAO SHAQ IS AT WRESTLEMANIA
I SWEAR TO GOD
BASED SHAQ AT WRESTLEMANIA
WE DID IT BROS
SHAW IS THE NEW ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER
>>66583990
He's the face of /nba/
All other answers are objectively wrong
Fucking Shaq.
>>66583959
>>66583974
You guys are kidding right?
>>66583985
>>66583990
>>66584000
FUCKING LINK??????????/
>shaq killing /asp/
>SHAW eliminated first
LMAO HE JUST GOT ELIMINATED
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>66584012
That photo is just as bad, if not worse. Dude that shooped him did him a favor
He looks like a black E.T.
AYY
I feel like at this point it's generally accepted that lillard>irving. However, by how much is that true? Is the gap between them really that remarkable or is it fairly slight?
/sp/ BTFO
>>66583813
>Western conference is the best conference
>A conference that allows a team to have less than 10 losses in a season
I know refball is outrageous for GSW but come on now
>shaw
>>66584039
Let's keep it basketball related you 287 pound piece of shit
>>66584054
shaq got jumped by all those faggots, we must avenge shaw, they did him dirty and cheated
>>66584054
link to your stream bro
crowder you flopping faggot
lillards>currys tbqh
>>66584120
>he doesn't wear SHAQs
>>66584139
Serious question though do Shaw's come in 15's? I could use some throwaway shoes.
>>66583891
I like houston just for drexler
>>66584148
Probably. Just go to your local Walmart and ask.
Is Shaq...dare I say it...our guy?
Should I get the plumdog lads?
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
steph curry
>>66584187
what about him?
>>66583813
>yfw warriors get eliminated in the first round
>>66584169
That blending on the side opposite from the part is fucking awful
What's the breakdown of the 1000 3s
problems?
>>66584187
Must be nice to know half your salary can go to paying off refs and you can still live comfy.
>>66584169
get the jeremy lin
>>66584148
They go all the way up to like 24s
>>66584209
sweet way to end the half.
>>66584120
UA shoes are autism-tier
warriors are the
the luckiest team in the league history since at least 50% of the 3s they take have no business to be made or taken.
requesting webm of kobes last dunk on celtics plz.
So, it's obvious that Steph Curry is the best shooter of all time but is Klay the 2nd best?
>>66584277
Shut the fuck up you 300 pound bag of shit
>>66583837
Definitely the Miami Heat commentators Eric Reed and Tony fiorentino take their job seriously and keep it interesting. They are also unbiased and will mention many mistakes by Miami and commend opponents plays.
>>66584284
durant is better than curry
>>66584314
literall y who
>>66584314
loool
KOBAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
LETS GO LAKERS! DUM DUM DUMM DUMM DUMM
LETS GO LAKERS DUM DUM DUMM DUMM DUMM
CELTICS SUCKLOL
>>66584284
you can't compare eras especially for something like shooting you
>>66583837
Lakers
>>66584344
He's right, Durant is a more complete player and general all around better human being
Curry doesn't like gay people
>>66584352
>a fucking walrus shitposting
>>66584376
You do know that KD is a devout christian and one of the driving points behind the KD to the warriors woj rumor was the fact that KD wants to be around other hole some christians like curry.
how many 3's steph has now? 377?
>>66584314
He's not even the best player in his own team
>>66584396
>a big bag of shit
>>66584397
Only number when it comes to staph curry is 1 as in the number or rings he'll ever win as if you LOL
>>66584335
>>66584344
look at their career averages in ppg and even assists. durant also is at a disadvantage due to his height and even has a 50-40-90 season
>>66584403
SHOOK
H
O
O
K
Lil B really did it to him
TIE GAME
LETS GO LAKERS
59 - 59
>clips admitting he's a gluttonous fat fuck
>>66584469
>>66584396
He's not really a Christian retard he's doing that for PR
>>66584485
>celtics vs lakers
>it doesn't matter who wins, /nba/ will lose
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66584514
>getting a whole segment from the bible tattooed on your chest is just a PR stunt guys
>>66584512
Just ignore them, trips are cancer to this board, attention seeking on the internet because they get none irl.
>women's ""''' 'sports""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62bHomEsL2E
>>66584536
You don't understand black culture 287 pound man
>>66584538
nobody here was held as a baby
>>66584376
>Curry doesn't like gay people
Neither does KD
>dlo shitting on the keltics
>gowiz nowhere to be found
HUERTAS GETTING IN ISAIAHS FACEE LOL
>HUERTAS GETTING IN ISAIAHS FACEE LOL
HUERTAS GETTING IN ISAIAHS FACEE LOL
>HUERTAS GETTING IN ISAIAHS FACEE LOL
LETS GO LAKERS!!
>>66584564
Who actually does like faggots?
HOLY SHIT HUERTAS JUST KEKED THE FUCK OUT OF THOMAS
BTFO
T
F
O
>>66584605
huertas just got bitch'd senpai
he look like a little bitch senpai
he got punk'd senpai
>kobe trying to take over but clearly cant
why cant this faggot just call it quits already
>>66584635
LOL huertas is a 6 foot 3 inches
WHEN WILL MANLETS LEARN??@? lolo
>>66584616
Your father
ill just leave this here
>>66584567
>27 minutes
>8 points
>4-11 shooting
BUST
>>66583891
Only Jack is good for the Raptors
>>66584564
>not knowing blacks hate faggots
>>66584666
>confirmed triple double incoming
>>66584693
He's now 4-13
>future Kobe
>>66584662
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>haters judging a PG by his points
he has 5 assists and 9 rebounds, he's doing what he's supposed to faggots. distributing the ball.
>>66584751
And shooting like shit, which he isn't supposed to do
>>66584148
You can actually buy 2 pairs and sew them together
It's OVER for the Lelakers
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH
if repeating digits
kobe does kobe things and wills us to a win
>harden playing defense
>>66585047
COME BACK
FUCK YOU!!
LAKERS GOING TO WIN THIS!
EVAN TURNER DED
fuuuuck if he had made that
KOBR BTFO
>>66585186
oh well...keep the tank alive i guess..
we got back to back clippers games to look forward to.
Weeeeew
>>66585131
>LAKERS GOING TO WIN THIS!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH
>mfw Kobe scored more than Lebron
LGTSS
/nba/ btfo again
>>66585182
That's the power of bully ball
kukobe
John Wall would like to remind you that tonight is the last night you can fill this out
http://pastebin.com/0vWf0cCR
Results tomorrow
>>66585232
is this actually what lakers fans have to look forward to?
>>66585232
>Lelbron
>Being outscored by a 37 yr old Kobr and a 21yr old on the FUCKING BUCKS
Lmaoing at Leaveland right now desu senpai
>Raptors clinch Top 2 finish
Time to coast to the end of the regular season. They're not going to catch Cleveland.
can this season end already so we can reset the season and everyone can have a chance to win the ship.
>close game deep in the 4th
>chuck a 3... clang
>another chance
>chuck a 3... clang
>get arenawide praise
fuck kobe lol
>>66585354
>Be 37 year old man falling apart at the seams
>Play your heart out for about half of your life for the Lakers
>Getting praise is somehow a bad thing
Not even a lakers fan but fuck man what's wrong with you?
>>66585354
what did you expect dumb fuck? for russell and clarkson to do it? they been turning the ball over and missing shots all night
you are out of the 'ship man
>>66585375
man these shills are really playing up this "kobe's old" excuse
>>66585396
>Shills
>Not a lakers fan
Anon please, you're just being a sour cunt.
>>66585375
>>66585383
id expect him to be humble in age and delegate the ball to somebody more deserving.
thought he'd be satisfied with all the other times he's chucked in the past. guess not.
>>66585375
Why the fuck not? It's a job that he's getting paid fucking millions to be breaking down at the seams.
Fuck him. IF Byron wasn't a bitch he'd sit Kobe till the team was actually losing instead of this shit where Kobe takes every shot and misses everything.
Duncan>Kobe
>>66585242
FUCK RANDLE I HOPE THAT NIGGA BREAKS HIS LEG AGAIN AND SNITCH ASS BITCH RUSSEL TOO
>>66585375
>b-but he played his heart out
I never understood praising players for giving effort, it should be expected. Put me on an NBA court and I'd sure as hell play my fucking heart out, doesn't mean that I'd be useful or deserving of praise though
>>66585408
>IF Byron wasn't a bitch he'd sit Kobe
yeah sit him in the final games of his career...lol you guys are retarded. im assuming you are a spurs fan...would you want duncan to sit in the final handful of games for the team? or do you want to see you favorite player play for the last time ever?
>>66585405
>more deserving
you mean the snitch?
you mean the bully?
you mean the guy who couldn't hit a shot tonight?
nah Kobe was the best bet and he was on fire at that point, go tug off while listening to views of the six desu
>>66585425
there are some that do more
like kobe playing with a broken leg and stuff
>>66585408
but the team is so shit that they need Kobe absorbing the bad shots their offense inevitably generates so it doesn't affect the confidence of the younger players
>>66585408
To be fair, losing is beneficial to the Lakers because of the way their pick protection works this year and playing Kobe greatly increases their chances of losing
>>66585445
>go tug off while listening to views of the six desu
k, go vote for trump
This jacked admiral assaults your girl's stern with a titanic slap and tells her he'd be more than happy to have a go at a friendly naval boarding of her poop deck the likes of which you as a man would never be able to accommodate.
What do?
>>66585472
SWOLE
W
O
L
E
Simmons Maker 1-2 in the Draft
>>66585426
thats actually a good point
imagine this:
>your team fighting for 8th spot
>last few games
>your teams iconic player, retiring at end of season, is chucking everything and you know there are better options
as the coach, do you still bench this guy?
>>66585484
where is maker seriously going to go in the draft? is he top 10 good?
>>66585472
find a new girl
>>66585472
Ayy yo little nigga. You best step back before these guns shoot you on site.
>>66585491
I think someone will take him in the top 10 on potential alone but i think he will be an Hasheem Thabeet tier bust
>>66585485
if you iconic player was any good he'd be willing to sit for the team if he knows he's ass. getting to the play=offs would potentially give him anothe shot at the title.
>>66585426
And nigga? So what if it's his final year? No one is going to remember him next year anyways.
I'm a team fan not a player fan and I want to see the team win not some busted up bitch miss 90% of his shots
>>66585472
>>66585510
Step back, amateurs
>>66585572
you must be underage lol...that would be disrespectful to duncan who brought ""your"" team 5 championships....spurs fans are the worst lol.
wanna know why he won't be remembered? cause kobe>duncan,
im going to cap this post..spurs fans ladies and gentlemen
>>66585588
Skinny boy couldn't even take one kick he'd be on the floor.
nevar forget guys...save save save..spurs fans think duncan is a busted old bitch :o
>>66585646
That's fucked up.
>>66585646
Spurs fans ladies and gentlemen. Such classless garbage human beings.
Will these faggots ever kill themselves?
>>66585646
hes not wrong
>>66585664
was this from today? hahahaha based kobe
>check schedule
>no games tomorrow
for the love of kevin love why?
what did i do to deserve this???
now what? what do we do?
>>66585677
en-see-double-ayy basketball senpai
>>66585664
They took the dance
TO A WHOLE
NOTHA
LEVEL
>>66585686
no thanks im off to /mu/
>>66585664
that dark skin girl is thirsty as fuck for Kobe
>>66585491
no way is he going top 10, he's raw as hell. people just hype him up because of his basketball mixtape a couple of years ago.
I imagine he saw what happened to skal labisserie at kentucky this year and decided to declare early
>>66585646
>>66585572
He's a faggot, Tim is the GOAT at the 4 position and still anchors the Spurs defense and rebounding.
Tim today is like David Robinson back in the '03 Spurs, which was when I started following basketball.
>>66585693
>>66585675
what are you guys talking about? that's westbrook not kobe
>>66585717
you're wrong
>>66585717
no this is Kobe
>>66585727
uhmm thats westbrook.
>>66585717
>that's westbrook not kobe
>>66585717
That's clearly Ray Allen.
>>66585737
oh my mistake, you are right, I meant to type "this is Westbrook."
The file name is correct thoguh
This niggas passes are so fucking sexy
Also shook as fuck desu
>>66585771
jesus christ cp3 that man has a family
>>66585768
get on my level faggot
>>66585725
>>66585727
who the hell is this then?
>>66585814
You call that a lob?
>>66585814
>throw it up and let the monkey get it
>difficult
>>66585838
KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>66585727
who /upallnight/ here?
>>66585840
#rekt
Canada on life support
>>66585840
>>66585848
>2016
>Not throwing one handed passes off the backboard in traffic
Laughing at both those shit PGs desu
>>66585838
dude what the fuck
>>66585851
here
>>66585851
sun is starting to rise here, planning to head to bed when it comes up
>>66585838
jesus christ
>>66585838
thanks a lot asshole now that face is going to be in my nightmares
>>66585856
>traffic
here's one with an actual defense played
DAILY REMINDER
IF YOU ARE A FAGGOT KOBE FAN YOU ARE LITERALLY THE OLDER VERSION OF ALL THE BANDWAGON CURRY FANGIRLS
>>66585893
not bad kid..
how mad is gowizz right now?
>literally missing the playoffs in the shitty east
>>66585910
imagine how good dlo would be if he played for the Warriors?
>>66585901
Hello! May I take your order? Our selection of bagged whole bean coffee is on sale for half price! Would you like to try our veranda blend?
sup my bro's just got home.
did you guys talk about shaw at mandramania
What's a good replacement for ESPN?
I just want nba news and no curry dick sucking
why the fuck do the 76ers jerseys say PHILA on the front instead of PHILLY
fucking retards reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>66585953
he would get 2 minutes a game
>>66586021
its a throwback to Wilt
>>66586031
Why aren't you drinking milk so you grow tall /nba/?
>>66586031
but why did they do it back then
Here's Shaq if anyone cares
>I got broads in Atlanta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sij25UyDwro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sij25UyDwro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sij25UyDwro
>>66586011
>I just want nba news and no curry dick sucking
Impossible
>>66586036
>milk
y-yeah milk
>>66586036
>not drinking from a bag
pleb
>>66586040
HUNDRED KILLAS WITH THE HAMMA
>>66586054
>not having the official raptors milk jug that comes with 10 extra bags to keep your milk extra cold
>>66586040
why no webm of shaq getting tossed out the ring? wtf? /asp/ is the worst at making webms
>man drama
>>66586054
>>66586068
What is the point of selling it in a bag in the first place? Are Canadians retarded?
>>66586068
>would drink from
>>66586084
This, why the fuck would you sell liquid in a bag?
>>66586037
Most people don't say Philly here when it relates to teams, it's always Philadelphia
Philly 76ers sounds weird. It's either Sixers or Philadelphia.
>inb4 someone asks me to record a vocaroo of me saying water
>>66586084
it's an east canada thing. I met someone from montreal that didn't even know what a milk jug was, just like how I never heard of a milk bag until I saw the memes and moved to Toronto from the west coast.
>be me
>go to /asp/ for the first time to look for the shaq webm
>chicagoatmilk posting in every thread
>he's like a king of wrasling or something
>laugh
>come back
>>66586105
woter, want some WOTER?
also
sup 7kt...but are people from philly sick of hinkies shit?
i hate milkbags, stocking them in stores is an 'utter' pain in the ass. Especially when some bags are leaking so the milk dries on your hands and it smells like SHIT
>>66586113
lol hahahaha
L M A O
M
A
O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkBb7dePIL8
>>66586129
that shit cannot be sanitary, they might as well be poop bags
>>66586129
are you the walmart anon?
>>66586128
I think we all know he's out soon, but looking at the roster, it could have gone worse. Noel is a solid starter, Okafor is a nice piece and the jury is still out on Embiid.
If it's one criticism of Hinkie that a lot of people has had, is that he hasn't found a good point guard to pair with these guys. A lot of people feel like he gave up too early on MCW, desu. Of course, a lot of that depends on what happens this year with the Lakers pick...
STOP!! JUST STOP MAKING FUN OF US!!!
>>66586138
its pretty nasty when they leak. you have to dispose of them immediately, big waste of milk desu every store in canada should use jugs
>>66586146
nah i worked at shoppers drug mart for a manlet with a short fuse
>>66586146
nah thats me
russell and randle together almost look like cwebb
>>66586162
WOH
>>66586156
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MILK MILK PUT IN A BAG
CANADIANS ARE DUMB FAGS
>>66586162
what's up skitzo it's been a long time
>>66586164
kinda in the eyes and eyebrows
d'angelo's mouth is terrifying
>>66586156
we need more water marks on memes from this gen...fags stole my lakers pepe and made it into an nfl pepe...
>>66586175
skitzo-anon was a different guy. you gotta know your canadabros anon
theres me aka walmart anon
clippercuck anon
vancouver anon
skitzo
and 1 more who does the rbl shit
>>66586181
>81
skitzo shows up and ayyy
i've literally had one of these gallons fall out the back of my truck and still be good to go
>>66586187
which one is the one who does the kobe is westbrook shit
The west after the celtics roadtrip
>>66586201
what part of the holocaust you from?
>>66586187
where is the rbl canacuck? desu the summer is almost here...im beginning to think about some dank oc for the ship....
the summer is going to be dank as fuck. once the ship winners shit posts dies down, we can get to the draft...
>>66586204
The part that rekt the germs. Im a ruskie originally
milk in the bag
leaf on the flag
>Thon Maker trying to enter draft
>graduated high school last year, but stayed for a fifth year
wut
>>66586187
>theres me aka walmart anon
>clippercuck anon
>vancouver anon
>skitzo
>and 1 more who does the rbl shit
vs
>harry
>go wiz
>7kt
>tannecuck
>food4lyfe
>OCD off the bench
who wins fullcourt fiba basketball rules???
>>66586213
He would get fucking raped
>memeing on 6' high schoolers is now impressive as a big man
>>66586216
ocd is shit and so is harry. both are faggots.
>>66586187
>and 1 more who does the rbl shit
the only based one tbqh
>>66586216
>tfw 6'5
Put me at Point Forward or Small Ball and I'm dropping a triple double
BASED SHAW
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>66586235
is there one where he gets eliminated?
>>66586236
it's been like 7 hours and no webm? /asp/ exists for a reason they're fucking retarded
>>66586216
vancouver anon here, i moved to toronto which is why i'm disillusioned with milk bags
hmmmmmmmm considering 7kt is the only threat and I'd take it upon myself to personally shut him down, i think canada would win.
>>66586252
you invented basketball, it makes sense
nice ayyyyt1 get but its too late to be posting shit like that....
>>66586235
>those rare SHAQs
>>66586235
peep the shaqnosis
>>66586252
sup 7kt
you should just play for Canada, you use that proxy to samefag about yourself so much
>Draymond Green is the superb defender in the league 75-7 16-0
>>66586216
tripfags would win, clips would just sit on everyone
>>66586193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glgblV7Un_g
triggered? you can't smash a milk bag like that
>no games til tuesday
fml
question for /wwe/ fags? how do them guys do all the stunts at wrasslemania? are they all hopped up on pain killers? shane did that 25 foot drop! wtf how many pills was he on? how does that work?
>>66586314
>question for /wwe/ fags
wrong board my friend
>>66586314
/nba/ is 18+
Milk bags are superior in every single way. The taste is better than that plastic shit you get in a jug.
Milk bags are like the Spurs of milk.
>>66586314
There was crazy cushion under the table
>>>/asp/
>>66586334
>mfw you can literally see the cushion deflate
>>66586236
>>66586245
>>66586263
>>66586275
/Shaq & Big Show/ - Clips4Lyfe
/nba/ - Everyone else
>>66586334
that's me if the Lakers don't keep their top 3 pick
>>66586345
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH shaq got gang banged on
/RNH/ WHERE WE AT???
POST REAL NIGGA SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C6FEQi0_Eo
>>66586345
look at the shaw's shoes
theyre so fucking huge with straight hypnosis action going on. which shaq's even are those?
literally fell asleep at the start of the BOS game...
>>66586348
huh why would they lose it?
>>66586366
Cavs vs Bucks on tuesday
is it that time already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSx0crB5I5c
>>66586374
>oh look it's this guy....
>>66586378
are you serious?
http://www.latimes.com/sports/lakers/lakersnow/la-sp-ln-lakers-odds-first-round-pick-2016-20151208-story.html
>>66586389
well damn
might help the raptors get jamal murray tho
>>66586389
>Conversely, if the Lakers successfully get through the lottery on May 17, they will owe their 2017 first-rounder to Philadelphia, also with top-three protection.
fucking hate Philadelphia...there is a chance lakers might tank next season....
i don't think i can do another year of this shit...
>>66586201
oh wow man you literally had a sleepless nba night
>In 29th place overall, the Lakers currently have a 55.8% chance of staying in the top three, with 19.9% odds at the first pick, 18.8% for second and 17.1% for third.
it's a fucking coin flip if we even keep that top 3 pick, this is why i live on the edge and i growl at the living
does rose still have his own shoe?
Refs run this league, it's all preordained, the game results are already known.
The NBA is dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWNAOYOn3vw
>>66586408
what does this even mean???
>>66586110
Is montreal not considered east canada?
>>66586444
If the Lakers pick isnt in the top 3 then it goes to Philly
>>66586444
means that if we get a top 3 pick in the draft over the summer, the draft in 2017 >we'll be in the situation we are in now, if we dont get a top 3 it goes to philly, which means that even though we get a top 3 pick this season, the lakers could still tank to get a top 3 next draft to avoid losing a pick for the fuck of it. but if we get dank free agents i doubt the FO would give a fuck about that pick.
>>66586455
>>66586459
damn, all or nothing
>>66586459
if you take your pick this summer, LAL does not have to tank again next season. You just play as well as you can and don't give a shit where you finish.
ofc LAL are autists so you never know
>>66586451
>Montreal
Literally not even part of Canada
>>66586440
This is fucking disgusting
>>66586440
>Karl literally admits he suffers from paranoia
nice vid bro
>>66586473
>expecting LakerFags to know how to lose correctly
good one
>>66586473
like philly?
>>66586488
LeShit even tried to flop on that play. What a sad excuse for a "defensive" effort that was.
>>66586473
even though im disgusted with myself for replying to a celtic ""fan"", it all depends on the free agency thing, if we get good signings, the FO will might as well go for the play-offs but something tells me the excuse will be "this is our first year with the young guys and we are still getting to know each other" excuse....this summer will be big for the bottom teams, wolves, knicks, 76ers, lakeys.
>>66586497
he got in his way just enough to Curry his ass.
lebron is a cunt, can't wait for the playoffs so someone can fuck Lebron up in the paint
>KD/Westbrook stay put
>Nothing big happens
>Lakers pick is a bust
>Russell torn ACL
>Clarkson leaves later
>Byron Scott extension
>>66586506
>LAL
>bottom fans
i agree
>>66586518
who will the Celtics injure if they face the Cavs in the playoffs?
>>66585491
Late 1st / early 2nd
>>66586528
always hope for the best
>From New York
>Dislike timbs
how is this even a thing? timbs are literally the greatest invention of all time
>come home young blood
>come home
>>66585491
Rumor is the Lakers are trying to package Lou Williams and 32nd pick to move up for him
>>66583837
Mike and Mike for the Blazers are always good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR9pDQoAtjE
>>66586589
what in gods name is even derozans hairline
>>66583904
What are you talking about? Curry is a pretty girl
do you guys have that image you used to post all the time of like someone grabbing westbrooks head?
>>66586640
You mean when Charlie Villanueva grabbed this throat?
>>66586668
no its like a closeup image of westbrook sitting and someone grabbing the top of his head
>>66586657
YO SHUTUP LOU AFTER ALL DRAKE HAS DONE FOR YOU THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT DA 6???
KEK HOW HAS NOBODY MENTIONED THIS
>with the number 2 pick in the 2016 NBA draft, The Los Angeles Lakers select...Thon Maker"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC-Icj3FI18
>mention the kevin love meme from april memes day like everyone doesn't know
>>66586717
oh fugg haven't been here in a minute so didnt know
>takes shit walks backwards
>manlets
WWTEL
Did someone say Westbrook?
Here's something for you to get some inspo for your effay fit family.
Goodnight senpaitachi.
>>66586730
5'8 vs 6'3
chello would son that lil nigga
>>66586730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVRHMZNaKTY
Manlets, am i right fellas?
>>66586730
>takes shit walks backwards
>>66586730
funny how they cut out the part were Huertas pushes Thomas into the 3rd row brfore all that, did you find that webm on reddit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J236hoslYdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqeldpPX3F4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0_-gfys8yM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhLYXFbgvm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCSMX0vVmOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFo78Vo51qY
this next draft class is going to be stacked...literally have to be a shit franchise to NOT draft a star. didnt know why raptors fans wanted murray but after seeing that vid he looks bretty elite.
Why do the Leltics have so many floppers?
>>66586765
>next draft class
>stacked
only ingram and simmons are solid prospects senpai
pic added by mistake... completely irrelevant
http://www.cbssports.com/nba/eye-on-basketball/25539395/report-lakers-have-been-trying-to-trade-nick-young-for-two-seasons
>>66586786
it's called D senpai
>>66586789
simmons is looking like a #3 pick to me now senpai.
hope he goes and rots with okafor in philly.....INGRAM to LA!
>>66586805
ehm, wait, are you suggesting Busty Hield goes first?
i doubt he ll be in the top 5 desu
>>66586765
i instantly have to mute all that shitty music in those video clips
ugh
>>66586733
damn I once thought that black dudes could make anything look cool but damn that i mean what the fuck man
>>66586765
it's hard to tell, they all look good against scrubs
>>66586813
>http://www.si.com/nba/2016/04/01/nba-mock-draft-brandon-ingram-ben-simmons-dragan-bender
he'll probably come to LA because of the russell connection, i mean the lakers look like they are building a physical team, anti-meme, so ingram could be a possibility, depends if philly drafts for need or best player at the moment, but it looks like it could be a lock for simmons. but look at what the lakers have, clarkson likes to drive a lot and pull up from midrange, and russell can dribble penetrate and hit the midrange and drives if he has to, too. Randle is a monster down low, and if you saw him in the celtics game, looks to have gotten bigger....if we get simmons we will be all mid-range /post....it's like the lakers are trying to be the next memphis grizzles. we need elite 3d guys and a damn rim protector and we are set.
>>66586854
get rid of Byron Scott ASAP
Bully is kill
>>66587051
>>66587082
>>66587100
I've never seen a black person with down syndrome before but I imagine it looks somewhat similar to Julius Randle
>>66587107
WHAT
>>66587123
PART
>>66587158
THE
>>66587123
Did I fucking stutter?
>>66587188
BAY
>>66587196
AREA
>>66587206
ARE
>>66587226
YOU
>>66587237
FROM
>>66587247
AGAIN?
>euro /nba/
not even once
>>66587123
>>66587130
>>66587158
>>66587188
>>66587196
>>66587206
>>66587226
>>66587237
>>66587247
>>66587259
oh wow you sure BTFO me
top kek to you m'sir *tips trilby*
>>66587318
can someone translate this benny hill nigga?
>>66586765
Thon Maker is the outlier there, he's barely improved in the past 3-4 years. No one's taking him higher than 20 unless he has the workout of a lifetime.
>>66587338
nah i dont speak nigel desu
>>66586477
what country is it in?
>>66587107
bully ball is dead
>>66586854
>we
>>66587513
New France
i see ads of o'connors cretinous draft guide literally everywhere on the web
what does /nba/ think of Timothe Luwawu?
Detroit is gonna choke their way out of a playoff spot
>>66584139
>snitchy D trap card.png
Is it true Harry tried to hero? I feel so bad for him desu, anyone got the cap from earlier?
>>66587749
should be a solid 3&D player. will probably get drafted around the 18-24.
>>66587754
you do realize they have the tiebreaker over the Bulls right?
>>66587749
5 4 7 6 8 3 1 2
>>66587795
That won't matter if they don't tie them
>>66587847
very harsh with the two qts on the right
>>66585472
robinson was way too nice a guy so I know he's not doing anything with my girl. it's part of why hakeem thoroughly skullfucked him in the WCF
5 things Warriors today and 96 Bulls have in common.
1) Both have the best duo - Jordan and Pippen. Curry and Thompson
2) Both have an enigmatic forward - Rodman for Bulls and Green for Warriors
3) Both had Steve Kerr
4) Best record
5) Both had an Aussie at starting Center lol
I can already hear the trolls in June. "I bet you they're not winning three in a row."
>>66587975
I like how you capped a post from a night that they lost
>>66587993
it was worth it
daily reminder that curry has scored 378 three pointers now
seeing curry and draymond cry when they inevitably get eliminated from the playoffs is going to be so so so SO sweet
Anyone got a gif of Kurt Rambis screaming 'bullshit' on Afflalo stepping out of bounds before he scored a 3 with 14 seconds left in the 4th?
>>66588105
Until then you'll just have to cry about it on /nba/ and take it up the ass from the current world champion and big dick MVP Steph Curry
kawhi leonard is better than scottie pippen ever was
>>66588194
>big dick MVP Steph Curry
>mfw go wizards
>>66584120
John Wall and CP3 have the best current shoes and 3rd is not even close
>>66588223
Print that out and wipe your ass with it after Curry pushed your shit in
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
/Bucks/
Are we, dare I say it, the East's only hope?
>>66583837
>nobody said Neil Funk and Stacey King
I want to leave this shit board
>>66588333
Not with this roster
>>66588368
they'll be great once they get durant
>>66588351
Stacey King is a faggot
>>66588351
Playoff contenders only
Saucin', saucin', I'm saucin' on you
I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin' oh ooh
I'm ballin', I'm ballin', Iverson on you
Watch out, watch out, watch out, yeah
That's my shot, that's my shot, that's my shot yeah
Spendin', I'm spendin' all my fuckin' pay
>>66588376
cousins too
>yfw big men are coming back
>yfw 7'6 tacko becomes the next shaq
It's happening, bully ball is coming back
>>66588748
Future Buck desu
>>66588721
Roll that boy pussy
Yeah, you got me looking
Thinking 'bout fucking
Let me get a rubber
Beat it from the back
Round of applause
Make that ass clap, clap, clap, clap
Clap that ass in this pit
Let me see you clap that ass like a bitch
Yeah, I'm trying to get you back home
See if you can clap that ass on this dick
Yeah, I see you over there twerking
That ass got my attention
I hit your ass with this dick
Send that ass home limping
What's your real name? And not your Jack'd name?
Bend it over, bust it open, bring it back, man
Hold it open, I'ma eat it like a Pac-Man
I'm trying to beat it out the frame and give you back pains
Cause I'm nastier than him, and I got more cash than him
And I was trying to fuck your friend, but you got more ass than him
Yeah, I see you over there twerking
That ass got my attention
I want to see you throw that, throw that, throw that, throw that
[Hook]
Throw that boy pussy
Roll that boy pussy
Throw that boy pussy, pussy, pussy (2x)
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Man, I'm cool with his and hers
But I'm 'bout that his and his
Let me eat that boy pussy
It taste good like M&M'S
I'm gonna bust that ass open
And send you back home to him
Then I kick that shit like Biz Markie
And say you just a friend (OK)
(Look)
Throw that head back like you got a 27 inch
Throw that ass back like you riding an eleven inch
Bend it over, show them ratchet hoes who you better than
All them hoes broke, all them hoes is irrelevant
Throw that ass I'ma catch it, beat it, stretch it, eat it, pass it
Cause I ain't tryna arrest it, and I ain't tryna handcuff it
You throw that ass like it's nothing
But I will see you throw that, throw that, throw that, throw that
>>66588748
That's one of the blackest men I've ever seen.
>wake up
>Spurs are still the heavy favorites to win the title
ahahahaha
who /comfy/ here?
who /bestfranchiserecordwithouteventrying/ here?
>>66588748
>>66588821
he's African so don't believe his age. he's gonna fall off before he's "30" like ibaka
>>66588877
How young do they say Serge is? Like 23? Who the hell believes that?
>>66588764
C'mon breh this thread is already gay enough with laker fuckboi posts
>>66588894
26 according to wikipedia.
>Ibaka was born in Brazzaville, Republic of the Congo and is the third-youngest of 18 children.
>18 children
holy shit
>>66588896
Fly Young Red lowkey looks like Tyronn Lue
>>66588764
What did he mean by this?
>>66588969
Oh shit he does
>>66589349
>cutting before the best part
>>66588748
They will get another Dwight Howard because of crap fundamentals.
>Yao Ming
>Hall of Fame
>>66583837
Mavs hands down.
>>66586707
wew thats one hell of a get
>yfw rockets get durant and whiteside in FA
WE BACK AT IT NIGGAS
>>66589730
>whiteside
>swapping one headcase for another
>yao ming
>hall of fame
lmao
>>66583837
I know only a few, but I like the Sixers one
>>66588748
this nigga looks like a randomly generated 2k player
https://twitter.com/theinsiderF4/status/717001380225888256
neat shit, i want this for the NBA
black bull
white wife
People are sleeping on the Clippers. They'll give the Warriors problems.
>>66590343
Nah Warriors in 5 at worst
>>66590343
Oh wait never mind I forgot they had Jeff Green
>>66590343
No they wont. The Clippers are a joke.
>>66590343
nah
>tfw cannot stop listening to panda
For someone that athletic and quick, Westbrook is a god awful defender.
>>66590385
Panda is garbage and desiigner is a hack.
>>66590343
Warriors in 5
>>66590411
lol you're the guy that calls all rap that isn't backpack "cerebral" rap trash. drake is better than your favorite rapper you fucking faggot
>>66590407
no need to actually become skilled at defending when you're that athletic, i imagine westbrook subconsciously thinks
yo fuck pollo tropical these people taking way too fucking long with my food baka desu senpai
I know it's >amateur sports but who you guys got tonight?
I'm for North Carolina cause of pic related
>>66590568
UNC because of him and petey pablo
>>66590568
TAR
HEEL
TRIPLE
hope pop let's him leave so green gets his mojo back and puts up a new 3 point record in the finals
>>66590368
>>66590375
>>66590378
>>66590382
Playoff Austin is alive
>>66590343
They aren't making it past the Blazers bro
bros, im fucked. im gonna have to have surgery on my right shoulder, my rotaror cuff is fucked up
gonna be a long ass mountain to climb
>>66590727
patty mills aka same player as steph curry came back from it
>>66590721
The Blazers are the biggest meme team in the league
Were there any people in the entire Chicagoland area that wanted to see Thibs go besides GarPax? I've never heard or read of anyone that disliked his coaching.
>>66590750
and dont forget the legend
Steph Curry averages 8.5 turnovers against the Celtics this year
>>66590754
And memes win championships now
>>66590810
Based
>>66590727
how did you fuck your rotater cuff?
>>66590806
South suburbs here. There were grumblings about him playing too many minutes and blaming him for injuries and shit around here. My buddy was one of them. He at admits he was wrong tho.
>>66590727
>>66590988
>rotaror
>rotater
close but no cigar
>>66590988
Fucked up by jumping from a high cliff into the sea, and I fell in a bad angle and my shoulder just popped
>>66590911
How mad are u? Be Honest?
>>66590894
I'm telling you, fuck the 96 Bulls. The 96 Sonics would be the better matchup against these Warriors
Thank You Based Detlef
>>66591018
Grandpa?
>>66590996
yeah, even with that shill hoiberg that pretty much is just a proxy for garpax, the team was still getting injuries this year.
no coach can change the fact that derrick rose grew up on the fried chicken spicy cheetos nigmo diet and has weak bones and muscles.
>all this grandpas saying the warriors will only one game against the bulls
come on. lets forget the shots the warriors are consistently making are worth more
>>66591046
Yeah and that brittle sack of shit is still on the hook for 20+ mil through next season. fml
>>66591041
If I lived in the south I would probably be a grandpa by now
>>66591072
the fuck did you even just say?
>>66591074
what's a starting five of players that are getting undeserved max or near max contracts?
rose
???
???
???
howard
>>66591089
Is Joe Johnson really deserving for 25 mil?
>>66591114
if it's this season:
rose
bryant (lel)
johnson (lel)
???
howard
>>66591129
Love is the other one
Kek
>>66591155
damn nice
>>66591155
Fold that franchise
Fuck that. Just nuke Philly already
>>66591155
so that's what they were talking about on JJ's podcast.
>>66591129
>mfw David Lee is getting 15.5mil
>>66591155
>feely
what a shit show
lel
>>66591114
though honestly joe johnson is the #1 player i'd love to have been in the association. get paid and just kick back and relax.
>>66590407
Seriously stop posting.
You don't know shit about basketball and only post garbage.
>>66591219
and occasionally be clutch as fuck, does sound like a fun existance
/nba/, who's your favorite player or players that aren't goat. Guys that are fun to watch but never have nor ever will make the leap. Oldfag here and I like shooters.
Detlef
Chris Mullin
Mitch Richmond
>>66590466
Drake is one of my favorites you cuckld. And future is great too. But desiigner fucking blows. He's the super homeless homeless person's thrifted 99 cent store version of future.
>>66591285
Was a big Steve Francis fan. It saddens me what he has become today.
>>66591155
Is that Deandre? Damn that's impressive
>>66591239
shut up bitch
>>66591382
and yet he refuses to shoot his FTs underhanded
>>66591359
Same here. When he was big I think he came out with a shoe that was cheap so poor kids could at least rep the game. And yeah, damn shame about his demons. Feel the same way about Vin Baker.
>>66591285
personally I like players like Nick Collison and Andre Miller that make up for lack of athleticism and high skill level by approaching their job professionally and being tryhards
>>66591285
Amir Johnson is a cool dude. always hustlin like a madman
>>66591285
Steven Adams
>>66591285
Gorgui and
>>66591448
>>66591416
I was going to add Bruce Bowen to your group, but
>professionalism
>>66591448
>>66591471
Why Steven?
>>66591486
>Why Steven?
Because he's actually really good. Only 22 as well.
>>66591486
>implying bowen isn't profesh af
What does Dwight Howard give that Capela does not?
>>66591546
merchandise sales
>>66591534
kek Bowen was a reall nigga.
is anyone else getting this supersonics meme gear going on right now? shit load of people where im at have been rocking seattle supersonics stuff like they're cool hipster faggots
>>66591565
kinda hated how he placed his foot when his guy was shooting a jumper so the other guy landed on it and sometimes rolled his ankle. that's actually bona fide bush league.
>>66591486
he is one of the few non-fake tough guys in the league. He elbows the shit out of people and gets it back tenfold and he seems completely unfazed by it.
also
>Was there any on the court I know I’m in the NBA now moment?
>Nah, not really. Probably the biggest reality check I’m in the NBA was in practice. That was probably the biggest ones. There would be a day, Perk, he was there. And we were like scrimmaging or whatever and we kinda got into it like we clashed. I’m innocent, I didn’t do anything, I accidently hit him. And then like, he turned around and elbowed me in the ribs and I’m like ‘oh my God’ (holding ribs). Then he just yelled at me: “I’m the only silverback!” I was like “What the…?” So that was a big check, it was like, “We got some animals in the NBA.”
>>66591608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnBC1pocAos
and this
>>66591608
>silverback
fucking based
>>66591608
link to that interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jubbI95bU2Y
>>66591608
>Were you surprised with how many players this season were elbowing you, hitting you, getting ejected, that sort of thing?
>Yeah, I mean, I didn’t have an expectation on how many players I wanted to get out or anything. The first time it happened, I was like, ‘What the hell is going on’ kind of thing because it didn’t seem like much. Because my mindset going into it was like everyone was hyping me up. All the coaches, not just from the Thunder but talking like say during the draft, saying ‘Oh, it’s a really physical league, people are going to elbow you, punch you in the face and it’s going to be fine.’ That sort of thing. I was like, ‘Oh, my God, I gotta get prepared for this.’ So that was my mindset. So maybe I was like overly physical I guess, throwing around everywhere kind of thing. They’re right, I did get elbowed and punch and, yeah, I didn’t think much of it. Just surprised, I guess. Kinda sad, to be honest with you. I don’t like people not liking me. I like to think I’m a likable guy. And when they elbowed me, I’m like, ‘Aww, that’s our friendship out the door.’
whatever happened to the webm threads?
>>66591696
You mean webms for OP?
>>66591696
one shitposter hated them and using them only provokes 7kt shitposting so it's not worth it desu
also i was making them for a while but i got lazy/life got busy
>>66591733
That's fucking lame. I post in a lot of generals and those were the most legit OPs around.
>>66591733
your life has never been busy lmao
Need new thread, be the one the claim the OP for your own memes!
new desu
>>66591829
>>66591829
>>66591829
>>66591598
I loved that shit
>>66591608
>“I’m the only silverback!”
PLEASE
Someone make a pic of Perkins screaming that.
>>66591195
not anymore senpai
his new contract for the mavs is 2mill/1 year
