1000 memes edition
>04/02 Games
Frazier has 19 points, 13 assists, Pelicans top Nets 106-87
LeBron scores 31 as Cavaliers down Hornets 112-103
Harden's 41 lead Rockets past Thunder 118-110
Mavericks hit 14 3s to grind out much-needed W over Wolves
Clippers welcome Griffin back with 114-109 win over Wizards
Grizzlies fall to Magic 119-107 for sixth straight loss
Hayward's 22 helps Jazz keep pace in West with win over Suns
Jimmy Butler scores 25 points, Bulls hold off Bucks 102-98
Paul George leads the way as Pacers down Knicks, 92-87
>Games on
GSW 112 x 98 POR
BOS 31 x 26 LAL
>04/03 Games
none
Which NBA team has the best TV announcers?
>go wizards
RIP SHANE O MAC
>1000 3s
Faggots
someone make sure this brazilian never makes a thread again. thank you.
>>66583843
>Losing that natty game because they couldn't make free throws.
>>66583837
I like Raptors, Heat, Knicks and Nets crew. Warriors' have JB, who's great, but Fitz is a cunt. If I had to choose, I'd go with Nets.
Worst are OKC, Houston, Utah, Boston, Cleveland
>>66583799
I think Vogel is alright.
He is just playing too many players trying to find what sticks.
It's almost like he feels if he keeps playing Ellis something might stick but it hasn't.
Yeah Joe young has potential he should be in more.
>>66583847
I think Brazil likes curry because he's uglier than him
>>66583837
I like the Warriors's commentators
>>66583837
Mavs
>>66583837
Heat commentators are the best in the league.
>>66583904
>>66583904
curry really is ugly, looks more nigger than most niggers
>>66583904
is this shopped?
>>66583891
Cavs are by far the worst. That black dude they have is half retarded
>>66583959
lol probably
It's his official roster photo so I'd say they touched a few things up
>>66583960
>half
LMAO SHAQ IS AT WRESTLEMANIA
I SWEAR TO GOD
BASED SHAQ AT WRESTLEMANIA
WE DID IT BROS
SHAW IS THE NEW ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER
>>66583990
He's the face of /nba/
All other answers are objectively wrong
Fucking Shaq.
>>66583959
>>66583974
You guys are kidding right?
>>66583985
>>66583990
>>66584000
FUCKING LINK??????????/
>shaq killing /asp/
>SHAW eliminated first
LMAO HE JUST GOT ELIMINATED
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>66584012
That photo is just as bad, if not worse. Dude that shooped him did him a favor
He looks like a black E.T.
AYY
I feel like at this point it's generally accepted that lillard>irving. However, by how much is that true? Is the gap between them really that remarkable or is it fairly slight?
/sp/ BTFO
>>66583813
>Western conference is the best conference
>A conference that allows a team to have less than 10 losses in a season
I know refball is outrageous for GSW but come on now
>shaw
>>66584039
Let's keep it basketball related you 287 pound piece of shit
>>66584054
shaq got jumped by all those faggots, we must avenge shaw, they did him dirty and cheated
>>66584054
link to your stream bro
crowder you flopping faggot
lillards>currys tbqh
>>66584120
>he doesn't wear SHAQs
>>66584139
Serious question though do Shaw's come in 15's? I could use some throwaway shoes.
>>66583891
I like houston just for drexler
>>66584148
Probably. Just go to your local Walmart and ask.
Is Shaq...dare I say it...our guy?
Should I get the plumdog lads?
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
>KOBE DUNKED
KOBE DUNKED
steph curry
>>66584187
what about him?
>>66583813
>yfw warriors get eliminated in the first round
>>66584169
That blending on the side opposite from the part is fucking awful
What's the breakdown of the 1000 3s
problems?
>>66584187
Must be nice to know half your salary can go to paying off refs and you can still live comfy.
>>66584169
get the jeremy lin
>>66584148
They go all the way up to like 24s
>>66584209
sweet way to end the half.
>>66584120
UA shoes are autism-tier
warriors are the
the luckiest team in the league history since at least 50% of the 3s they take have no business to be made or taken.
requesting webm of kobes last dunk on celtics plz.
So, it's obvious that Steph Curry is the best shooter of all time but is Klay the 2nd best?
>>66584277
Shut the fuck up you 300 pound bag of shit
>>66583837
Definitely the Miami Heat commentators Eric Reed and Tony fiorentino take their job seriously and keep it interesting. They are also unbiased and will mention many mistakes by Miami and commend opponents plays.
>>66584284
durant is better than curry
>>66584314
literall y who
>>66584314
loool
KOBAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
LETS GO LAKERS! DUM DUM DUMM DUMM DUMM
LETS GO LAKERS DUM DUM DUMM DUMM DUMM
CELTICS SUCKLOL
>>66584284
you can't compare eras especially for something like shooting you
>>66583837
Lakers
>>66584344
He's right, Durant is a more complete player and general all around better human being
Curry doesn't like gay people
>>66584352
>a fucking walrus shitposting
>>66584376
You do know that KD is a devout christian and one of the driving points behind the KD to the warriors woj rumor was the fact that KD wants to be around other hole some christians like curry.
how many 3's steph has now? 377?
>>66584314
He's not even the best player in his own team
>>66584396
>a big bag of shit
>>66584397
Only number when it comes to staph curry is 1 as in the number or rings he'll ever win as if you LOL
>>66584335
>>66584344
look at their career averages in ppg and even assists. durant also is at a disadvantage due to his height and even has a 50-40-90 season
>>66584403
SHOOK
H
O
O
K
Lil B really did it to him
TIE GAME
LETS GO LAKERS
59 - 59
>clips admitting he's a gluttonous fat fuck
>>66584469
>>66584396
He's not really a Christian retard he's doing that for PR
>>66584485
>celtics vs lakers
>it doesn't matter who wins, /nba/ will lose
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66584514
>getting a whole segment from the bible tattooed on your chest is just a PR stunt guys
>>66584512
Just ignore them, trips are cancer to this board, attention seeking on the internet because they get none irl.
>women's ""''' 'sports""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62bHomEsL2E
>>66584536
You don't understand black culture 287 pound man
>>66584538
nobody here was held as a baby
>>66584376
>Curry doesn't like gay people
Neither does KD
>dlo shitting on the keltics
>gowiz nowhere to be found
HUERTAS GETTING IN ISAIAHS FACEE LOL
>HUERTAS GETTING IN ISAIAHS FACEE LOL
HUERTAS GETTING IN ISAIAHS FACEE LOL
>HUERTAS GETTING IN ISAIAHS FACEE LOL
LETS GO LAKERS!!
>>66584564
Who actually does like faggots?
HOLY SHIT HUERTAS JUST KEKED THE FUCK OUT OF THOMAS
BTFO
T
F
O
>>66584605
huertas just got bitch'd senpai
he look like a little bitch senpai
he got punk'd senpai
>kobe trying to take over but clearly cant
why cant this faggot just call it quits already
>>66584635
LOL huertas is a 6 foot 3 inches
WHEN WILL MANLETS LEARN??@? lolo
>>66584616
Your father
ill just leave this here
>>66584567
>27 minutes
>8 points
>4-11 shooting
BUST
>>66583891
Only Jack is good for the Raptors
>>66584564
>not knowing blacks hate faggots
>>66584666
>confirmed triple double incoming
>>66584693
He's now 4-13
>future Kobe
>>66584662
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>haters judging a PG by his points
he has 5 assists and 9 rebounds, he's doing what he's supposed to faggots. distributing the ball.
>>66584751
And shooting like shit, which he isn't supposed to do
>>66584148
You can actually buy 2 pairs and sew them together
It's OVER for the Lelakers
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH
if repeating digits
kobe does kobe things and wills us to a win
>harden playing defense
>>66585047
COME BACK
FUCK YOU!!
LAKERS GOING TO WIN THIS!
EVAN TURNER DED
fuuuuck if he had made that
KOBR BTFO
>>66585186
oh well...keep the tank alive i guess..
we got back to back clippers games to look forward to.
Weeeeew
>>66585131
>LAKERS GOING TO WIN THIS!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH
>mfw Kobe scored more than Lebron
LGTSS
/nba/ btfo again
>>66585182
That's the power of bully ball
kukobe
John Wall would like to remind you that tonight is the last night you can fill this out
http://pastebin.com/0vWf0cCR
Results tomorrow
>>66585232
is this actually what lakers fans have to look forward to?
>>66585232
>Lelbron
>Being outscored by a 37 yr old Kobr and a 21yr old on the FUCKING BUCKS
Lmaoing at Leaveland right now desu senpai
>Raptors clinch Top 2 finish
Time to coast to the end of the regular season. They're not going to catch Cleveland.
can this season end already so we can reset the season and everyone can have a chance to win the ship.
>close game deep in the 4th
>chuck a 3... clang
>another chance
>chuck a 3... clang
>get arenawide praise
fuck kobe lol
>>66585354
>Be 37 year old man falling apart at the seams
>Play your heart out for about half of your life for the Lakers
>Getting praise is somehow a bad thing
Not even a lakers fan but fuck man what's wrong with you?
>>66585354
what did you expect dumb fuck? for russell and clarkson to do it? they been turning the ball over and missing shots all night
you are out of the 'ship man
>>66585375
man these shills are really playing up this "kobe's old" excuse
>>66585396
>Shills
>Not a lakers fan
Anon please, you're just being a sour cunt.
>>66585375
>>66585383
id expect him to be humble in age and delegate the ball to somebody more deserving.
thought he'd be satisfied with all the other times he's chucked in the past. guess not.
>>66585375
Why the fuck not? It's a job that he's getting paid fucking millions to be breaking down at the seams.
Fuck him. IF Byron wasn't a bitch he'd sit Kobe till the team was actually losing instead of this shit where Kobe takes every shot and misses everything.
Duncan>Kobe
>>66585242
FUCK RANDLE I HOPE THAT NIGGA BREAKS HIS LEG AGAIN AND SNITCH ASS BITCH RUSSEL TOO
>>66585375
>b-but he played his heart out
I never understood praising players for giving effort, it should be expected. Put me on an NBA court and I'd sure as hell play my fucking heart out, doesn't mean that I'd be useful or deserving of praise though
>>66585408
>IF Byron wasn't a bitch he'd sit Kobe
yeah sit him in the final games of his career...lol you guys are retarded. im assuming you are a spurs fan...would you want duncan to sit in the final handful of games for the team? or do you want to see you favorite player play for the last time ever?
>>66585405
>more deserving
you mean the snitch?
you mean the bully?
you mean the guy who couldn't hit a shot tonight?
nah Kobe was the best bet and he was on fire at that point, go tug off while listening to views of the six desu
>>66585425
there are some that do more
like kobe playing with a broken leg and stuff
>>66585408
but the team is so shit that they need Kobe absorbing the bad shots their offense inevitably generates so it doesn't affect the confidence of the younger players
>>66585408
To be fair, losing is beneficial to the Lakers because of the way their pick protection works this year and playing Kobe greatly increases their chances of losing
>>66585445
>go tug off while listening to views of the six desu
k, go vote for trump
This jacked admiral assaults your girl's stern with a titanic slap and tells her he'd be more than happy to have a go at a friendly naval boarding of her poop deck the likes of which you as a man would never be able to accommodate.
What do?
>>66585472
SWOLE
W
O
L
E
Simmons Maker 1-2 in the Draft
>>66585426
thats actually a good point
imagine this:
>your team fighting for 8th spot
>last few games
>your teams iconic player, retiring at end of season, is chucking everything and you know there are better options
as the coach, do you still bench this guy?
>>66585484
where is maker seriously going to go in the draft? is he top 10 good?
>>66585472
find a new girl
>>66585472
Ayy yo little nigga. You best step back before these guns shoot you on site.
>>66585491
I think someone will take him in the top 10 on potential alone but i think he will be an Hasheem Thabeet tier bust
>>66585485
if you iconic player was any good he'd be willing to sit for the team if he knows he's ass. getting to the play=offs would potentially give him anothe shot at the title.
>>66585426
And nigga? So what if it's his final year? No one is going to remember him next year anyways.
I'm a team fan not a player fan and I want to see the team win not some busted up bitch miss 90% of his shots
>>66585472
>>66585510
Step back, amateurs
>>66585572
you must be underage lol...that would be disrespectful to duncan who brought ""your"" team 5 championships....spurs fans are the worst lol.
wanna know why he won't be remembered? cause kobe>duncan,
im going to cap this post..spurs fans ladies and gentlemen
>>66585588
Skinny boy couldn't even take one kick he'd be on the floor.
nevar forget guys...save save save..spurs fans think duncan is a busted old bitch :o
>>66585646
That's fucked up.
>>66585646
Spurs fans ladies and gentlemen. Such classless garbage human beings.
Will these faggots ever kill themselves?
>>66585646
hes not wrong
>>66585664
was this from today? hahahaha based kobe
>check schedule
>no games tomorrow
for the love of kevin love why?
what did i do to deserve this???
now what? what do we do?
>>66585677
en-see-double-ayy basketball senpai
>>66585664
They took the dance
TO A WHOLE
NOTHA
LEVEL
>>66585686
no thanks im off to /mu/
>>66585664
that dark skin girl is thirsty as fuck for Kobe
>>66585491
no way is he going top 10, he's raw as hell. people just hype him up because of his basketball mixtape a couple of years ago.
I imagine he saw what happened to skal labisserie at kentucky this year and decided to declare early
>>66585646
>>66585572
He's a faggot, Tim is the GOAT at the 4 position and still anchors the Spurs defense and rebounding.
Tim today is like David Robinson back in the '03 Spurs, which was when I started following basketball.
>>66585693
>>66585675
what are you guys talking about? that's westbrook not kobe
>>66585717
you're wrong
>>66585717
no this is Kobe
>>66585727
uhmm thats westbrook.
>>66585717
>that's westbrook not kobe
>>66585717
That's clearly Ray Allen.
>>66585737
oh my mistake, you are right, I meant to type "this is Westbrook."
The file name is correct thoguh
This niggas passes are so fucking sexy
Also shook as fuck desu
>>66585771
jesus christ cp3 that man has a family
>>66585768
get on my level faggot
>>66585798
>>66585725
>>66585727
who the hell is this then?
>>66585814
You call that a lob?
>>66585814
>throw it up and let the monkey get it
>difficult
>>66585838
KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>66585727
who /upallnight/ here?
>>66585840
#rekt
Canada on life support
>>66585840
>>66585848
>2016
>Not throwing one handed passes off the backboard in traffic
Laughing at both those shit PGs desu
>>66585838
dude what the fuck
>>66585851
here
>>66585851
sun is starting to rise here, planning to head to bed when it comes up
>>66585838
jesus christ
>>66585838
thanks a lot asshole now that face is going to be in my nightmares
>>66585856
>traffic
here's one with an actual defense played
DAILY REMINDER
IF YOU ARE A FAGGOT KOBE FAN YOU ARE LITERALLY THE OLDER VERSION OF ALL THE BANDWAGON CURRY FANGIRLS
>>66585893
not bad kid..
how mad is gowizz right now?
>literally missing the playoffs in the shitty east
>>66585910
imagine how good dlo would be if he played for the Warriors?
>>66585901
Hello! May I take your order? Our selection of bagged whole bean coffee is on sale for half price! Would you like to try our veranda blend?
sup my bro's just got home.
did you guys talk about shaw at mandramania
What's a good replacement for ESPN?
I just want nba news and no curry dick sucking
why the fuck do the 76ers jerseys say PHILA on the front instead of PHILLY
fucking retards reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>66585953
he would get 2 minutes a game
>>66586021
its a throwback to Wilt
>>66586031
Why aren't you drinking milk so you grow tall /nba/?
>>66586031
but why did they do it back then
Here's Shaq if anyone cares
>I got broads in Atlanta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sij25UyDwro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sij25UyDwro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sij25UyDwro
>>66586011
>I just want nba news and no curry dick sucking
Impossible
>>66586036
>milk
y-yeah milk
>>66586036
>not drinking from a bag
pleb
>>66586040
HUNDRED KILLAS WITH THE HAMMA
>>66586054
>not having the official raptors milk jug that comes with 10 extra bags to keep your milk extra cold
>>66586040
why no webm of shaq getting tossed out the ring? wtf? /asp/ is the worst at making webms
>man drama
>>66586054
>>66586068
What is the point of selling it in a bag in the first place? Are Canadians retarded?
>>66586068
>would drink from
>>66586084
This, why the fuck would you sell liquid in a bag?
>>66586037
Most people don't say Philly here when it relates to teams, it's always Philadelphia
Philly 76ers sounds weird. It's either Sixers or Philadelphia.
>inb4 someone asks me to record a vocaroo of me saying water
>>66586084
it's an east canada thing. I met someone from montreal that didn't even know what a milk jug was, just like how I never heard of a milk bag until I saw the memes and moved to Toronto from the west coast.
>be me
>go to /asp/ for the first time to look for the shaq webm
>chicagoatmilk posting in every thread
>he's like a king of wrasling or something
>laugh
>come back
>>66586105
woter, want some WOTER?
also
sup 7kt...but are people from philly sick of hinkies shit?
i hate milkbags, stocking them in stores is an 'utter' pain in the ass. Especially when some bags are leaking so the milk dries on your hands and it smells like SHIT
>>66586113
lol hahahaha
L M A O
M
A
O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkBb7dePIL8
>>66586129
that shit cannot be sanitary, they might as well be poop bags
>>66586129
are you the walmart anon?
>>66586128
I think we all know he's out soon, but looking at the roster, it could have gone worse. Noel is a solid starter, Okafor is a nice piece and the jury is still out on Embiid.
If it's one criticism of Hinkie that a lot of people has had, is that he hasn't found a good point guard to pair with these guys. A lot of people feel like he gave up too early on MCW, desu. Of course, a lot of that depends on what happens this year with the Lakers pick...
STOP!! JUST STOP MAKING FUN OF US!!!
>>66586138
its pretty nasty when they leak. you have to dispose of them immediately, big waste of milk desu every store in canada should use jugs
>>66586146
nah i worked at shoppers drug mart for a manlet with a short fuse
>>66586146
nah thats me
russell and randle together almost look like cwebb
>>66586162
WOH
>>66586156
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MILK MILK PUT IN A BAG
CANADIANS ARE DUMB FAGS
>>66586162
what's up skitzo it's been a long time
>>66586164
kinda in the eyes and eyebrows
d'angelo's mouth is terrifying
>>66586156
we need more water marks on memes from this gen...fags stole my lakers pepe and made it into an nfl pepe...
>>66586175
skitzo-anon was a different guy. you gotta know your canadabros anon
theres me aka walmart anon
clippercuck anon
vancouver anon
skitzo
and 1 more who does the rbl shit
>>66586181
>>66586181
>81
skitzo shows up and ayyy
i've literally had one of these gallons fall out the back of my truck and still be good to go
>>66586187
which one is the one who does the kobe is westbrook shit
The west after the celtics roadtrip
>>66586201
what part of the holocaust you from?
>>66586187
where is the rbl canacuck? desu the summer is almost here...im beginning to think about some dank oc for the ship....
the summer is going to be dank as fuck. once the ship winners shit posts dies down, we can get to the draft...
>>66586204
The part that rekt the germs. Im a ruskie originally
milk in the bag
leaf on the flag
>Thon Maker trying to enter draft
>graduated high school last year, but stayed for a fifth year
wut
>>66586187
>theres me aka walmart anon
>clippercuck anon
>vancouver anon
>skitzo
>and 1 more who does the rbl shit
vs
>harry
>go wiz
>7kt
>tannecuck
>food4lyfe
>OCD off the bench
who wins fullcourt fiba basketball rules???
>>66586213
He would get fucking raped
>memeing on 6' high schoolers is now impressive as a big man
>>66586216
ocd is shit and so is harry. both are faggots.
>>66586187
>and 1 more who does the rbl shit
the only based one tbqh
>>66586216
>tfw 6'5
Put me at Point Forward or Small Ball and I'm dropping a triple double
BASED SHAW
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>66586235
is there one where he gets eliminated?
>>66586236
it's been like 7 hours and no webm? /asp/ exists for a reason they're fucking retarded
>>66586216
vancouver anon here, i moved to toronto which is why i'm disillusioned with milk bags
hmmmmmmmm considering 7kt is the only threat and I'd take it upon myself to personally shut him down, i think canada would win.
>>66586252
you invented basketball, it makes sense
nice ayyyyt1 get but its too late to be posting shit like that....
>>66586235
>those rare SHAQs
>>66586235
peep the shaqnosis
>>66586252
sup 7kt
you should just play for Canada, you use that proxy to samefag about yourself so much
>Draymond Green is the superb defender in the league 75-7 16-0
>>66586216
tripfags would win, clips would just sit on everyone
>>66586193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glgblV7Un_g
triggered? you can't smash a milk bag like that
>no games til tuesday
fml
question for /wwe/ fags? how do them guys do all the stunts at wrasslemania? are they all hopped up on pain killers? shane did that 25 foot drop! wtf how many pills was he on? how does that work?
>>66586314
>question for /wwe/ fags
wrong board my friend
>>66586314
/nba/ is 18+