OPENING NIGHT BASEBALL
MEST 0 Royals 1 Top of the 2nd
STREAM
http://hdstream4u.com/new-york-mets-vs-kansas-city-royals-live
royals
yankees
to be honest
assdribble pls
K-hole
Céspedes should care less about bullshit and more about fielding.
>>66582800
>>66582803
MEXIBRO!!!!!!!
tigers
>a point
Christ Boone really
>laying out for a ball 3 feet away
good one, Hosmer
I PUT MY DINGLEDONGLE IN YOUR MUM'S K HOLE XDXD BAKA
Scared of conforgod
mets fans on suicide watch
>>66582827
I'd rather have Tejada + whatever bullpen arm Flores could've gotten in return than just Flores and whatever's left of Tejada's contact.
Come on D'Arnaud, gimme those sweet fantasy points
>>66582823
its time!
thank you moose
MOOOOOOO
MOOOOOOOO
Blatant fucking umpball
>>66582883
where'd you find this pic of me
>runners left on base
wow what a shock haha
You're so fucking slow Travis
senpai
it's the gift that keeps on giving
>>66582902
>>66582903
One O too many
>>66582911
emma pls
>leekspin
what?
>close play
>no slow-mo replay before the cut
literally JUST tier broadcast
>>66582929
Let's go O's! Let's go O's! Let's go O's!
>adding some nig talking to that Polish Miku song
I don't get it, why not just play the original
Leslie Brett (George Brett's wife) on being photographed during Game 5 of the World Series when Hosmer scored
>“The reaction of the fans was kind of awesome because there were some pretty obnoxious ones that just were riding the players. And it felt like it was good karma for us. Look at the picture. It’s hilarious. All their hands are on their heads and they’re in disbelief. It was pretty funny from our perspective. So I got a kick out of it.”
>Look at the picture. It’s hilarious. All their hands are on their heads and they’re in disbelief.
>Look at the picture. It's hilarious.
>Look at the picture.
>It's hilarious.
MEST FANS ABSOLUTELY ANALLY DEVASTATED
BY A FUCKING WOMAN
KEK
KEEEEEEEEK
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
#senpai
>tfw not part of the KC familia
I bet hosmer gives tender hugs
I'd like to be a janitor here as I have enjoyed this board substantially, even if I haven't commented much recently, and have a lot of experience with 4chan moderation in general.
I am easily available at all american hours via 4chan on my phone, and on my computer late afternoon onwards. I fully support the comment rules, I feel they keep debate and conversation at a certain standard, which overall benefits the community. This community has managed to stay decent despite its growing subscriber base as a result of these rules.
I am also a massive baseball nerd, across all formats from world series to other series to women's; and would be happy to step my involvement in this community back up. I've been feeling the itch for watching lots of cricket again recently.
That commercial makes me very uncomfortable. It's weird, like nightmarish.
>>66582940
Or even after the break. Bad job.
THANK YOU BASED GOD BASEBALL IS BACK
Wakamatsu showing his hand writing
Will he teach me senpai?
WHY IS THERE A STUPID BITCH IN THE BOOTH, WOMEN DO NOT PLAY BASEBALL.
GTFO my SPORT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>all dat caligraphy
>>66582969
its 2016!
>>66582944
>Live Your Life was based on Numa Numa
It's not even the first memesong-based song to hit the charts
the AL comedy central might b pretty gud
what do you think
>>66582975
this exactly this thank you i was just about this post this exact sentiment
Infante roulette?
>>66582952
You're hired
Get me pictures of Spiderman!!!
Damn Salvy, you are so slow sometimes
>>66582969
Softball=baseball tbqh senpaitachi
TFW I hate the dumb bitch broadcasting until she says she's got KC winning it all. Instant waifu
harvey settling in
>baseball all day tomorrow
why isn't this a paid vacation day???????
>>66582928
Never gets old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRkspG0KbtQ
>>66582995
Sometimes?
>tfw MLB is forcing NY baseball fans to relive last year's pain
>>66582983
nah
>>66582999
Boring pick t b h
> these fucking chevy focus group ads
>>66582998
No, no they're not.
>>66583005
every day is a paid vacation day when you're NEET my friend
>>66583005
>not being retired w/ a [ension
sucks to be you, young whippersnapper -_-
daily reminder
>>66583002
until Duda boots one next inning
>>66582999
More proof that she is a dumb bitch
Harvey looks like a dumpier version of Mike from RLM.
>>66583017
I assume Toronto would be exciting? If only it was a reasonable choice but they suck
>a canadian
>a woman
>brett boone
nice "analysts" you have there
>those tits
>>66583022
>tfw britbong ads
>>66583016
no u
>>66583009
*Damn Salvy, your slowness costs you bases sometimes
Fuck the Royals. Fuck them.
>fat
>old
>hagged
why is she on my screen?
>>66583036
reeeee
the infield is actually pretty weird looking without murph and ruben/wilmer
Wood berry jessica mendoza desu senpaitachi
Chick interviewer has arms just as big as Hosmer's.
>>66583054
I'd smash
>>66583054
>haggard
what's it like to be an idiot?
>>66583047
Can confirm, this is accurate.
Why can't you all just name things correctly senpai?
kc has some shitty uniforms on to be honest family
>they just play the game the right way
barf
>>66583071
we say hagged here ya nigger
>>66583032
What the fuck is the point of this
>>66583042
you okay man?
>that hosmer score will be replayed forever
feels good man
>Disne!yspn.com
WHY!!!!!!!!!
>>66583076
The powder blue uniforms are GOAT
>>66583086
memeist game of last season
>>66583093
i like the black tobh
>>66583076
Its because they won the world series I remember the Giants wearing that gold shit
>>66583092
>strike zone box
>ball locator
>both are probably inaccurate
>ratings go through roof
>>66583094
Not even close
>Tfw eating papa johns as we speak
Dank af tbqhey pham
>That'll be 32.73 plus tip
>>66583101
I've dropped the r-word from my vocabulary but shut up, retard.
>>66583101
The black and purple unis from the multiple 100 loss seasons will never be seen again except in the fuckin' movie Moneyball.
2015 World Series Champions.
>>66583135
Who's that?
no one actually considers volquez an "ace" level pitcher right
>>66583087
Why wouldn't I be? Back to back American League Pennants. Yeah I'll be fine ;)
r8 my sunday night basedball snack spee
>>66583143
The Kansas City Royals
>moms bringing me a burger and fries
feels good
>>66583142
What is Granderson doing by waving his arms over his head towards Wright?
You don't even wear hats in softball, bitch what are you talking about.
>>66583154
Oh
okay, thanks for the update
>>66583152
>papa shit's
>>66583154
Damn straight.
>>66583148
thanks for the late passive aggressive response!
Muh wrong cap
Muh twitter noticed
Muh chuckling
Fucking stop it
>>66583152
> ever eating chain pizza
Who else #pumpedfortheMasters?
>>66583167
papa johns is great
>>66583145
No one with a functioning brain considers him an ace
Someone kill that bitch mendoza already jfc
>>66583152
I'm trying to lose weight...
>>66583145
No. And I'm a Royals fan.
>>66583166
No worries, new to sports?
>>66583171
What do you want from them?
Jesus Christ, relax, everyone.
>>66583152
Fat/10
>>66583152
Looks fucking awful
>>66583179
>>66583185
thank god, they keep talking about him like he's close to ace-level in the booth
i thought i was going insane
>the e!spn family of networks
>>66583170
Just the facts brother! Sorry busy watching some champions play.
>>66583174
here. i always watch it with my dad even tho i don't play
>this is ESPN's sunday night baseball announcing team
Holy shit fuck this
Give me Gary Kieth and Ron
Yaaaawn both these teams suck. The Rangers could beat both these memes.
>>66583192
Look at this faggot! If you don't watch and love the Masters, you literally are a piece of shit.
>>66583165
they wear those gay as shit visor hats that don't have a top because >muh hair and not every player wears them
>doodah
bring the leg kick back honestly
HER VOICE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING REEEEEEEEEEEEE KILL HER PLS FUCK ME
>>66583212
why would they play a hockey team?
>>66583195
Yeah, no way, he's a 2 at best. A quality innings guy, no doubt, but we just don't actually have an "ace" unless somebody steps up this year.
>>66583205
>not playing golf
I don't know this feel
>>66583211
Agreed.
>>66583174
>Boone literally shitting on a rematch of the World Series (where both teams appear to be equally good or better, only adding good players and not losing any) for golf as a baseball announcer
Fucking bullshit
>>66583224
tried when i was a teenager famalam. broke an iron in frustration and never gave it another chance
I swear to God if the Royals win then I will have had the worst day, 0/3 of my choices winning
>>66583212
Walker Is a pretty tough dude but man I dunno
If you watch any of the following you are literally a faggot and have shit taste.
>WWE
>UFC
>Golf
>NBA before the playoffs
>College basketball besides the first 2 rounds of March Madness
>>66582947
A least I don't have to live in Missouri
>>66583220
>tfw your team is irrelevant and will barely ever play on espn
>>66583211
I'd rather have the Monday Night Football crew with Dennis Miller calling this shit.
> you will never taste charlize theron's shitsweat
>>66583222
True test of athleticism. Cross sport competition.
>>66583246
word
volquez at 60 pitches already wew
>>66583241
>betting against the royals
>ishiggydiggidy
>>66583236
i'm kind of the same way.
>play when i was a kid
>have a goofy swing but i always hit the ball where i want it to go
>dad and grandpa get pissed
>insist i "swing the right way"
>never hit the ball well again
fuck that
>>66583236
well that's a shame
you should give it another go with an actual trainer, maybe do some time at the driving range
>>66583246
> i'm 19 years old
>>66583249
3 nationally televised games here. At least our humiliation will be mostly low key.
>>66583249
Kc fan here, was up in Minneapolis a month ago saw the stadium it's nice. Good luck this year
>>66583267
I have nothing riding on this game, I just feel more like the Mets than the Roylels
>>66583249
You guys have a really comfy stadium, tho
Did this bitch just say that Stroman pitched a complete game?
>>66583276
Nice projection bro I'm actually 30 years old.
>>66583289
I feel you just feeling bad for you. A lot riding on this game?
>>66583205
Good man, the Masters is god-tier.
>tfw i moved to a new state and won't be able to watch the masters with my dad this year
hurts dude, missin my parents and animals.
lel Marlins Man watching Game 6
>hahah le quirky outside the box team
this woman is godawful
>>66583293
if only
>>66583152
>snack
That's like a meal for 2 days
>>66583293
I like the awkward pause after from the guys. You could almost hear them shaking their heads and pretending to blow their brains out.
>>66583236
I played when young and moved to baseball. Really fucked up my swing because I was used to golf but I never played in games anyway cuz I was on the bench so I guess it all worked out....
>>66583302
Not one thing. I'm an Injuns fan if that counts
>>66583297
> I'm actually 30 years old
you understand that makes your post astronomically worse, right?
>>66583173
facken bogans
>>66583305
He loves KC was hoping he'd be at the K tonight in that orange hoodie
Gotta go walk the dog real quick, BRB
>>66583248
But you do live in misery under the foot of the Royals.
>>66583280
>only 1 e!spn game all season
thank you based Cobb
>>66583246
What about Tennis
This bitch in an army helmet
>>66583324
keep me posted
>>66583317
It all makes sense now
Lol the awkwardness inside the booth when she speaks is palpable. Also Harvey starting to settle in :)
>tfw follow Jessica Mendoza on twitter
>tfw re tweeted and favorited her status about being excited to do tonight's broadcast
>tfw DMed her a well thought out good luck message
>tfw she won't respond
> progressive thinks their ad campaigns are still cute
>>66583332
depends on who's playing
I ain't watching women's with no Serena
Harvey looking like one of those pitchers you just let them finish the game if they want to.
>>66583249
>>66583280
>>66583317
>>66583328
Wow we got the whole AL central fans in here.
>>66583280
>>66583249
>tfw 2 nationally televised
>1 against the twinks, the other wednesday against the whos on espn2
>>66583362
kek
>>66583353
Should have sent here some memes. She doesn't seem to comprehend well thought out comments.
>>66583362
Yeah we saw how great that worked out in the World Series.....
>>66583365
I'm just here to watch the roylels blow opening day on natty tv
Are blood clots in your bladder from an STD?
>everyone is talking about Matt Harvey's bladder
>he's right over there in the dugout
how akward
>>66583353
> DMed her a well thought out good luck message
Ho shay ver? Almost as bad when a few years ago they'd pronounce it "pear-ez"
>>66583362
>>66583382
To be fair, Familia was playing like shit the whole fucking series.
>>66583389
That's just what I assumed.
>>66583410
In Kansas it's pronounced "purr-rez"
>>66583365
Alel Comedy Central feels.jpg
>>66583389
AIDS
>>66583353
don't worry i'm sure she'll get back to you tonight or tomorrow she just has a lot on her plate rn
>>66583413
Yeah it's the first sign of AIDS, apparently Harvey's been sucking a lot of fag cock and taking loads in his ass. I mean he is really good at choking
>the Royals invented the bullpen
When will this meme end?
>>66583410
You'd think they'd ask ESPN Deportes for this kind of stuff
Based Holly. Somebody should pick him up.
>>66583423
brutal
>>66583353
>Follow Jessica Mendoza on twitter
... why?
>>66583417
Maybe but we pronounce it Perez in Missouri, you know. Where the Royals play.
>>66583430
>implying anyone from Desportes talks to anyone at >Disne!yspn.com
>>66583429
the royals invented defense
>>66583353
please tell me you saved what you sent her
dat big band jazz
Jessica Mendoza pounds her husband
I mean... how is this cunt NOT a dyke?
my mom just texted me saying how horrible the announcers are
kek
>>66583429
They did reimagine what a bullpen should be like tho
Pretty innovative actually
>>66583446
he's a creepy stalker kid
>>66583429
>>66583449
the royals invented swinging at strikes
> tfw you haven't eaten ass in months
>>66583460
does your mom do anal?
>>66583451
Sure I did but I'm not going to post it here it was a private communication.
>>66583468
you can lick my hairy starfish if you want bb
>>66583447
They sound exactly the same except for "Missourah" and "Nevaduh"
>>66583467
don't quote me on this but i've heard that the 2015 royals invented base-stealing
DAT TAG
wew conforto
NICE FUCKIN PLAY INFANTE
BTFO
OMAR FOR THE ALLSTAR GAME
>running on Salvy
lel
>>66583478
i actually did eat a hairy one earlier this year. was drunk af so i hardly noticed but it was still a little grody
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
I havent seen a New Yorker get btfo that hard since 2001
>>66583410
Isn't that how everyone pronounces it now?
>implying you are faster than Salvy
>>66583490
that was a terrible throw, omar "all-star" infante saved his ass
>>66583462
What was it like before and how did they re-invent it? Not memeing just curious I dont follow the Royals
Would be nice if they could show a replay that actually gives us an idea of what fucking happened.
>>66583484
>>66583487
they royals invented catching a ball that's thrown to you
>>66583495
Did he have shit flakes stuck in there?
run shit get picked
He got him
Bad move by Conforto.
Omar for CBPOY
>>66583496
too soon bro
I mean it's 2016, it JUST happened
>>66583502
I think the premise is that everyone can get three shutdown outs
The Royals have definitely changed the way the games played. Showing you how smaller market clubs can beat big money clubs
>>66583523
Royals invented changing the way the game is played.
>>66583512
the idea that we have to steal more when we have no speed outside of lagares is so dumb
we're just giving away free outs most of the time
I know we're dumping on the announcers, but I think Mendoza has decent things to say. Shulman is typically alright. Boone is fedora tier awkward though. Would prefer Kruk in there.
>>66583506
I'm really sorry your team is a shit pile. I really am.
>another slow as fuck Met
GREAT! Can never get too many of them!
>mid game dugout interviews
STOP FUCKING DOING THIS
>>66583523
It's so strange to think of the Mets as a big market club.
We sure were talking about the same mets who had "2007"?
>>66583509
well, she was a dirty college girl...and no
>>66583528
True. Their pitchers throw called strikes at eye level. It's fascinating.
CAIN?
