OPENING NIGHT BASEBALL
MEST 0 Royals 1 Top of the 2nd
STREAM
http://hdstream4u.com/new-york-mets-vs-kansas-city-royals-live
royals
yankees
to be honest
assdribble pls
K-hole
Céspedes should care less about bullshit and more about fielding.
>>66582800
>>66582803
MEXIBRO!!!!!!!
tigers
>a point
Christ Boone really
>laying out for a ball 3 feet away
good one, Hosmer
I PUT MY DINGLEDONGLE IN YOUR MUM'S K HOLE XDXD BAKA
Scared of conforgod
mets fans on suicide watch
>>66582827
I'd rather have Tejada + whatever bullpen arm Flores could've gotten in return than just Flores and whatever's left of Tejada's contact.
Come on D'Arnaud, gimme those sweet fantasy points
>>66582823
its time!
thank you moose
MOOOOOOO
MOOOOOOOO
Blatant fucking umpball
>>66582883
where'd you find this pic of me
>runners left on base
wow what a shock haha
You're so fucking slow Travis
senpai
it's the gift that keeps on giving
>>66582902
>>66582903
One O too many
>>66582911
emma pls
>leekspin
what?
>close play
>no slow-mo replay before the cut
literally JUST tier broadcast
>>66582929
Let's go O's! Let's go O's! Let's go O's!
>adding some nig talking to that Polish Miku song
I don't get it, why not just play the original
Leslie Brett (George Brett's wife) on being photographed during Game 5 of the World Series when Hosmer scored
>“The reaction of the fans was kind of awesome because there were some pretty obnoxious ones that just were riding the players. And it felt like it was good karma for us. Look at the picture. It’s hilarious. All their hands are on their heads and they’re in disbelief. It was pretty funny from our perspective. So I got a kick out of it.”
>Look at the picture. It’s hilarious. All their hands are on their heads and they’re in disbelief.
>Look at the picture. It's hilarious.
>Look at the picture.
>It's hilarious.
MEST FANS ABSOLUTELY ANALLY DEVASTATED
BY A FUCKING WOMAN
KEK
KEEEEEEEEK
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
#senpai
>tfw not part of the KC familia
I bet hosmer gives tender hugs
I'd like to be a janitor here as I have enjoyed this board substantially, even if I haven't commented much recently, and have a lot of experience with 4chan moderation in general.
I am easily available at all american hours via 4chan on my phone, and on my computer late afternoon onwards. I fully support the comment rules, I feel they keep debate and conversation at a certain standard, which overall benefits the community. This community has managed to stay decent despite its growing subscriber base as a result of these rules.
I am also a massive baseball nerd, across all formats from world series to other series to women's; and would be happy to step my involvement in this community back up. I've been feeling the itch for watching lots of cricket again recently.
That commercial makes me very uncomfortable. It's weird, like nightmarish.
>>66582940
Or even after the break. Bad job.
THANK YOU BASED GOD BASEBALL IS BACK
Wakamatsu showing his hand writing
Will he teach me senpai?
WHY IS THERE A STUPID BITCH IN THE BOOTH, WOMEN DO NOT PLAY BASEBALL.
GTFO my SPORT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>all dat caligraphy
>>66582969
its 2016!
>>66582944
>Live Your Life was based on Numa Numa
It's not even the first memesong-based song to hit the charts
the AL comedy central might b pretty gud
what do you think
>>66582975
this exactly this thank you i was just about this post this exact sentiment
Infante roulette?
>>66582952
You're hired
Get me pictures of Spiderman!!!
Damn Salvy, you are so slow sometimes
>>66582969
Softball=baseball tbqh senpaitachi
TFW I hate the dumb bitch broadcasting until she says she's got KC winning it all. Instant waifu
harvey settling in
>baseball all day tomorrow
why isn't this a paid vacation day???????
>>66582928
Never gets old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRkspG0KbtQ
>>66582995
Sometimes?
>tfw MLB is forcing NY baseball fans to relive last year's pain
>>66582983
nah
>>66582999
Boring pick t b h
> these fucking chevy focus group ads
>>66582998
No, no they're not.
>>66583005
every day is a paid vacation day when you're NEET my friend
>>66583005
>not being retired w/ a [ension
sucks to be you, young whippersnapper -_-
daily reminder
>>66583002
until Duda boots one next inning
>>66582999
More proof that she is a dumb bitch
Harvey looks like a dumpier version of Mike from RLM.
>>66583017
I assume Toronto would be exciting? If only it was a reasonable choice but they suck
>a canadian
>a woman
>brett boone
nice "analysts" you have there
>those tits
>>66583022
>tfw britbong ads
>>66583016
no u
>>66583009
*Damn Salvy, your slowness costs you bases sometimes
Fuck the Royals. Fuck them.
>fat
>old
>hagged
why is she on my screen?
>>66583036
reeeee
the infield is actually pretty weird looking without murph and ruben/wilmer
Wood berry jessica mendoza desu senpaitachi
Chick interviewer has arms just as big as Hosmer's.
>>66583054
I'd smash
>>66583054
>haggard
what's it like to be an idiot?
>>66583047
Can confirm, this is accurate.
Why can't you all just name things correctly senpai?
kc has some shitty uniforms on to be honest family
>they just play the game the right way
barf
>>66583071
we say hagged here ya nigger
>>66583032
What the fuck is the point of this
>>66583042
you okay man?
>that hosmer score will be replayed forever
feels good man
>Disne!yspn.com
WHY!!!!!!!!!
>>66583076
The powder blue uniforms are GOAT
>>66583086
memeist game of last season
>>66583093
i like the black tobh
>>66583076
Its because they won the world series I remember the Giants wearing that gold shit
>>66583092
>strike zone box
>ball locator
>both are probably inaccurate
>ratings go through roof
>>66583094
Not even close
>Tfw eating papa johns as we speak
Dank af tbqhey pham
>That'll be 32.73 plus tip
>>66583101
I've dropped the r-word from my vocabulary but shut up, retard.
>>66583101
The black and purple unis from the multiple 100 loss seasons will never be seen again except in the fuckin' movie Moneyball.
2015 World Series Champions.
>>66583135
Who's that?
no one actually considers volquez an "ace" level pitcher right
>>66583087
Why wouldn't I be? Back to back American League Pennants. Yeah I'll be fine ;)
r8 my sunday night basedball snack spee
>>66583143
The Kansas City Royals
>moms bringing me a burger and fries
feels good
>>66583142
What is Granderson doing by waving his arms over his head towards Wright?
You don't even wear hats in softball, bitch what are you talking about.
>>66583154
Oh
okay, thanks for the update
>>66583152
>papa shit's
>>66583154
Damn straight.
>>66583148
thanks for the late passive aggressive response!
Muh wrong cap
Muh twitter noticed
Muh chuckling
Fucking stop it
>>66583152
> ever eating chain pizza
Who else #pumpedfortheMasters?
>>66583167
papa johns is great
>>66583145
No one with a functioning brain considers him an ace
Someone kill that bitch mendoza already jfc
>>66583152
I'm trying to lose weight...
>>66583145
No. And I'm a Royals fan.
>>66583166
No worries, new to sports?
>>66583171
What do you want from them?
Jesus Christ, relax, everyone.
>>66583152
Fat/10
>>66583152
Looks fucking awful
>>66583179
>>66583185
thank god, they keep talking about him like he's close to ace-level in the booth
i thought i was going insane
>the e!spn family of networks
>>66583170
Just the facts brother! Sorry busy watching some champions play.
>>66583174
here. i always watch it with my dad even tho i don't play
>this is ESPN's sunday night baseball announcing team
Holy shit fuck this
Give me Gary Kieth and Ron
Yaaaawn both these teams suck. The Rangers could beat both these memes.
>>66583192
Look at this faggot! If you don't watch and love the Masters, you literally are a piece of shit.
>>66583165
they wear those gay as shit visor hats that don't have a top because >muh hair and not every player wears them
>doodah
bring the leg kick back honestly
HER VOICE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING REEEEEEEEEEEEE KILL HER PLS FUCK ME
>>66583212
why would they play a hockey team?
>>66583195
Yeah, no way, he's a 2 at best. A quality innings guy, no doubt, but we just don't actually have an "ace" unless somebody steps up this year.
>>66583205
>not playing golf
I don't know this feel
>>66583211
Agreed.
>>66583174
>Boone literally shitting on a rematch of the World Series (where both teams appear to be equally good or better, only adding good players and not losing any) for golf as a baseball announcer
Fucking bullshit
>>66583224
tried when i was a teenager famalam. broke an iron in frustration and never gave it another chance
I swear to God if the Royals win then I will have had the worst day, 0/3 of my choices winning
>>66583212
Walker Is a pretty tough dude but man I dunno
If you watch any of the following you are literally a faggot and have shit taste.
>WWE
>UFC
>Golf
>NBA before the playoffs
>College basketball besides the first 2 rounds of March Madness
>>66582947
A least I don't have to live in Missouri
>>66583220
>tfw your team is irrelevant and will barely ever play on espn
>>66583211
I'd rather have the Monday Night Football crew with Dennis Miller calling this shit.
> you will never taste charlize theron's shitsweat
>>66583222
True test of athleticism. Cross sport competition.
>>66583246
word
volquez at 60 pitches already wew
>>66583241
>betting against the royals
>ishiggydiggidy
>>66583236
i'm kind of the same way.
>play when i was a kid
>have a goofy swing but i always hit the ball where i want it to go
>dad and grandpa get pissed
>insist i "swing the right way"
>never hit the ball well again
fuck that
>>66583236
well that's a shame
you should give it another go with an actual trainer, maybe do some time at the driving range
>>66583246
> i'm 19 years old
>>66583249
3 nationally televised games here. At least our humiliation will be mostly low key.
>>66583249
Kc fan here, was up in Minneapolis a month ago saw the stadium it's nice. Good luck this year
>>66583267
I have nothing riding on this game, I just feel more like the Mets than the Roylels
>>66583249
You guys have a really comfy stadium, tho
Did this bitch just say that Stroman pitched a complete game?
>>66583276
Nice projection bro I'm actually 30 years old.
>>66583289
I feel you just feeling bad for you. A lot riding on this game?
>>66583205
Good man, the Masters is god-tier.
>tfw i moved to a new state and won't be able to watch the masters with my dad this year
hurts dude, missin my parents and animals.
lel Marlins Man watching Game 6
>hahah le quirky outside the box team
this woman is godawful
>>66583293
if only
>>66583152
>snack
That's like a meal for 2 days
>>66583293
I like the awkward pause after from the guys. You could almost hear them shaking their heads and pretending to blow their brains out.
>>66583236
I played when young and moved to baseball. Really fucked up my swing because I was used to golf but I never played in games anyway cuz I was on the bench so I guess it all worked out....
>>66583302
Not one thing. I'm an Injuns fan if that counts
>>66583297
> I'm actually 30 years old
you understand that makes your post astronomically worse, right?
>>66583173
facken bogans
>>66583305
He loves KC was hoping he'd be at the K tonight in that orange hoodie
Gotta go walk the dog real quick, BRB
>>66583248
But you do live in misery under the foot of the Royals.
>>66583280
>only 1 e!spn game all season
thank you based Cobb
>>66583246
What about Tennis
This bitch in an army helmet
>>66583324
keep me posted
>>66583317
It all makes sense now
Lol the awkwardness inside the booth when she speaks is palpable. Also Harvey starting to settle in :)
>tfw follow Jessica Mendoza on twitter
>tfw re tweeted and favorited her status about being excited to do tonight's broadcast
>tfw DMed her a well thought out good luck message
>tfw she won't respond
> progressive thinks their ad campaigns are still cute
>>66583332
depends on who's playing
I ain't watching women's with no Serena
Harvey looking like one of those pitchers you just let them finish the game if they want to.
>>66583249
>>66583280
>>66583317
>>66583328
Wow we got the whole AL central fans in here.
>>66583280
>>66583249
>tfw 2 nationally televised
>1 against the twinks, the other wednesday against the whos on espn2
>>66583362
kek
>>66583353
Should have sent here some memes. She doesn't seem to comprehend well thought out comments.
>>66583362
Yeah we saw how great that worked out in the World Series.....
>>66583365
I'm just here to watch the roylels blow opening day on natty tv
Are blood clots in your bladder from an STD?
>everyone is talking about Matt Harvey's bladder
>he's right over there in the dugout
how akward
>>66583353
> DMed her a well thought out good luck message
Ho shay ver? Almost as bad when a few years ago they'd pronounce it "pear-ez"
>>66583362
>>66583382
To be fair, Familia was playing like shit the whole fucking series.
>>66583389
That's just what I assumed.
>>66583410
In Kansas it's pronounced "purr-rez"
>>66583365
Alel Comedy Central feels.jpg
>>66583389
AIDS
>>66583353
don't worry i'm sure she'll get back to you tonight or tomorrow she just has a lot on her plate rn
>>66583413
Yeah it's the first sign of AIDS, apparently Harvey's been sucking a lot of fag cock and taking loads in his ass. I mean he is really good at choking
>the Royals invented the bullpen
When will this meme end?
>>66583410
You'd think they'd ask ESPN Deportes for this kind of stuff
Based Holly. Somebody should pick him up.
>>66583423
brutal
>>66583353
>Follow Jessica Mendoza on twitter
... why?
>>66583417
Maybe but we pronounce it Perez in Missouri, you know. Where the Royals play.
>>66583430
>implying anyone from Desportes talks to anyone at >Disne!yspn.com
>>66583429
the royals invented defense
>>66583353
please tell me you saved what you sent her
dat big band jazz
Jessica Mendoza pounds her husband
I mean... how is this cunt NOT a dyke?
my mom just texted me saying how horrible the announcers are
kek
>>66583429
They did reimagine what a bullpen should be like tho
Pretty innovative actually
>>66583446
he's a creepy stalker kid
>>66583429
>>66583449
the royals invented swinging at strikes
> tfw you haven't eaten ass in months
>>66583460
does your mom do anal?
>>66583451
Sure I did but I'm not going to post it here it was a private communication.
>>66583468
you can lick my hairy starfish if you want bb
>>66583447
They sound exactly the same except for "Missourah" and "Nevaduh"
>>66583467
don't quote me on this but i've heard that the 2015 royals invented base-stealing
DAT TAG
wew conforto
NICE FUCKIN PLAY INFANTE
BTFO
OMAR FOR THE ALLSTAR GAME
>running on Salvy
lel
>>66583478
i actually did eat a hairy one earlier this year. was drunk af so i hardly noticed but it was still a little grody
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
I havent seen a New Yorker get btfo that hard since 2001
>>66583410
Isn't that how everyone pronounces it now?
>implying you are faster than Salvy
>>66583490
that was a terrible throw, omar "all-star" infante saved his ass
>>66583462
What was it like before and how did they re-invent it? Not memeing just curious I dont follow the Royals
Would be nice if they could show a replay that actually gives us an idea of what fucking happened.
>>66583484
>>66583487
they royals invented catching a ball that's thrown to you
>>66583495
Did he have shit flakes stuck in there?
run shit get picked
He got him
Bad move by Conforto.
Omar for CBPOY
>>66583496
too soon bro
I mean it's 2016, it JUST happened
>>66583502
I think the premise is that everyone can get three shutdown outs
The Royals have definitely changed the way the games played. Showing you how smaller market clubs can beat big money clubs
>>66583523
Royals invented changing the way the game is played.
>>66583512
the idea that we have to steal more when we have no speed outside of lagares is so dumb
we're just giving away free outs most of the time
I know we're dumping on the announcers, but I think Mendoza has decent things to say. Shulman is typically alright. Boone is fedora tier awkward though. Would prefer Kruk in there.
>>66583506
I'm really sorry your team is a shit pile. I really am.
>another slow as fuck Met
GREAT! Can never get too many of them!
>mid game dugout interviews
STOP FUCKING DOING THIS
>>66583523
It's so strange to think of the Mets as a big market club.
We sure were talking about the same mets who had "2007"?
>>66583509
well, she was a dirty college girl...and no
>>66583528
True. Their pitchers throw called strikes at eye level. It's fascinating.
CAIN?
DRIP DRIP DRIP LADS
>mast
>drip
DRIP
DRIP
DRIP
DRIP
>yfw when your balls are placed perfectly
this bitch is adorable and awful
Wew lads
D TO THE RIP
passed ball incoming
I don't know if anyone mentioned it yet, but fuck these announcers are shit tier
These freaking Kansas city specials
D R I P
R
I
P
>>66583566
Better than Joe Buck
>he tried to hit a grounder
>women
Harvey unsettling
DRIP
DRIP
DRIP
DRIP
>>66583523
It's interesting how the Pirates started to become a legitimate contender around the same time
This stream is fucking atrocious.
Is there one that isn't clippy and laggy as shit?
ANOTHA ONE ANOTHA ONE. Open up that butthole NY I know it's still loose from last year. Are you watching Toronto? Are you preparing yours as well?
>implying we score 2 runs
sigh
>>66583502
You don't know so don't act like you don't know like you do you really don't get it because you are a hater
Mets fans are the worst
>>66583602
>KC already scared of the based jays
Gonna be a good year
Harvey's definitely warming up now. Oh wait.
>there are actually teams that pay millions of dollars for players to take 4 at bats a game and never take the field
god speed senpai, lord knows its another bad season to be a Rockies fan aside from Arenado highlight reels
>>66583602
Toronto ain't making the playoffs this year. It will be nice to beat their faggot punkasses in the regular tho.
>>66583609
sighings only reserved for bad teams
>>66583613
>You don't know so don't act like you don't know like you do you really don't get it because you are a hater
>>66583614
Oh I'm sorry did you sense fear in that comment? Oh boy oh wow, lost in canadien translation I guess.
I think that was the first organic moment in the booth all night. Notice how it didn't involve the woman.
that was a long 4th
>>66583609
I-I'm sure we'll scratch together 3 or 4 vs. their bullpen.
mariners would booty blast both these meme teams
Anyone picking the Pirates to win it all?
>>66583627
Trevor Story mite b gud
>THAT SIDE TITTY
>Alex gordon
>good
Lol he signed back with his team only to suck
Why do we have a woman announcing?
>>66583647
Just watch the game Mariners Man
get off your damn phone
>>66583659
shut up and start fapping
>>66583613
???
>>66583629
you can't restrict my sighing privileges, i'm a mets fan
>>66583646
h-haha yeah definitely
>>66583636
I can feel your fingers trembling from here. Oh boy oh wow.
>>66583647
This. King Felix > volkeks + harbust
>>66583628
>fully erect after this comment
>100% truth
>Bautista just a shit human being
>Donaldson full homo
>>66583659
2016
>>66583661
equality
QT alert in the stands!! there are some lookers there for flyover and actually.
>>66583659
>le current year man .jpg
>>66583613
>You don't know so don't act like you don't know like you do you really don't get it because you are a hater
>>66583670
>mfw king felix gets 13 K's tomorrow
>>66583671
>gets fully erect thinking about the Jays
>calls donaldson a homo
You self hating faggots are the worst
>>66583659
ESPN is bound and determined to make us as miserable as possible.
>that look
YOU JUST KNOW
DUDE CAPS LMAO
>>66583659
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>66583671
Donaldson looks like a premie from an alcoholic mother. He is one stupid looking fuck.
>>66583659
>why do we have a woman announcing?
So that sanctimonious people can feel good about themselves because of how open-minded and virtuous they are.
>all this awkward cringey shit
oh god please end my suffering
>>66583695
they're doing an excellent job
>>66583659
Name one thing that's wrong with a woman announcer
>>66583692
How many rings do the blue jays have? More than the Royals right? Hey wait a minute!
>>66583671
the fuck did you just say about joey bats faggot?
national broadcasts are the worst thing ever.
>3 people in the booth
>strikezone overlay and graphics
>mid game interviews
>know-nothing commentators
>memes
why are they talking the game is going on..
>>66583713
Shes 35
>"I hate being giddy"
no you don't you lying cunt
le super awkward cute girl meme
jesus....
>muh childhood
>muh hats
HOW ABOUT YOU SHIT YOUR WHORE MOUTH AND TALK ABOUT THE GAME
>>66583713
aint nothing wrong with them titties. Am I right fellas?
DUDE HATS LMAO
Are the Royals the most boring team in baseball? Everything from their logos and uniforms to their names and city is just incredibly unremarkable.
MLB on E!SPN: My Personal Blog
I can't do this all season.
>>66583713
Her mouth should be stuffed with cocks, not talking about basebal.... A sport she has never played professionally.
>>66583713
SHES A WOMEN
K I'm back
>>66583713
Her voice and lack of personal knowledge.
>>66583741
did your dog poop?
I liked that bit with the hats and the George Foster and the Orel Hershiser. Man, you guys are a bunch of haters today.
Will there ever be a day when I can just buy in market MLB and NFL games to stream live? I hate having cable
>>66583741
welcome back. did you bring pizza
>>66583714
They will after this season my proud homosexual friend
>>66583713
She tries to act like "one of the guys", and it comes across as phony and forced.
There's a reason you shouldn't fuck with the formula, and I'd be willing to bet that most women who aren't bleeding-heart cunts would agree.
>>66583754
Vpn nig
who /bitterlylonely/ here
>>66583762
>canadians
>sports
go back to hockey
OH WAIT
>>66583702
The idea that Carl would watch sports is insane
Anyone else /bloodbowl/ here?
>>66583718
I heard this is posted above everyone's fireplace in canadia
>>66583764
>and it comes across as phony and forced.
>Wimmin don't like sports lel
Leave your house, son
>>66583748
She usually doesn't poop on night walks
>>66583758
No but I got a popsicle
>>66583768
getting there... just moved to a new state and city on a whim and I need to meet people so i don't just sit in my hotel all day doing nothing. i need a girlfriend.
>>66583772
alright/10
got tired of it after a while
>>66583770
But the American teams are filled with canadian players....
>>66583713
She doesn't know shit about the game. The most she could have played is at a female level. Women should announce for women's sports
>>66583783
you up and moved into a hotel?
>>66583734
They ARE kind of a boring team.
Which do you think is the most exciting?
>>66583770
BTFO they only win in the Winter Olympics and who the fuck cares about that shit.
It's All Star time!
Rolling for at bat
Omar Infante Roulette
2-4 is a popout
5-7 is a groundout
8-9 is a strikeout
1 is a single
0 is a walk
Dubs is a double
Trips is a triple
Double dubs or quads is a home run
Meme magic is real
>>66583788
Play on fumbbl.com
More teams and shit is free. We have a 4chan league >>>/tg/46369852
>>66583588
Love it
OMAR
ALL
STAR
INFANTE
It's hilarious how many trigger reactions this photo envokes.
OMAR THE ALL STAR
>>66583803
>>66583801
I don't even
>>66583795
In the hotel for a week or 2 while i get my interviews out of the way and get a job solidified, then i'll snag an apt.
>>66583796
I'll take boring any day as long as we keep fucking winning. Also is this going to be Infante's year? Or are the mests just this bad. Ok yeah it's NY
>>66583816
DELETE THIS
i gotta shit but dont want to miss the game what do
>>66583774
Did I say that women don't like sports? The difference is that the vast majority of women don't sit in between 2 men, announcing a man's game, during a very important Sunday night baseball slot.
But hey, great point, anon!
>>66583821
damn, i thought that kinda shit only happened in comedy movies...what got into you?
>>66583816
>watching american league baseball
>>66583770
Fine we will just take basketball, baseball and hockey back since they are canadian sports.
You guys can keep ctecommercialball though.
>>66583816
>divisional round
congratulations
>>66583829
Nothing. Been traveling the past year. I like this place. So I decided to move here. A lot of the apartments you need proof of income, so I can't rent until I have a job and a paystub basically. Been a wanderer for the last year, time to settle back down and get back in the real world.
>>66583834
u mad that we play all "your" sports better than you?
shoo shoo cespedes
>>66583824
>>66583831
>>66583835
Here's 3 butthurt reactions
>popped up a 3-1 pitch with one out
C'mon new guy
>Mendoza line
>that graphic
JUST
>>66583834
First ever played in the U.S.
For winning a world series royals fans sure are salty
>tfw the Jews are trying destroy baseball because they know it is the last thing that straight white men enjoy.
ALL THESE MENDOZA HATERS
GBTFO CLOSETED HOMO BASEMENT FAGS
I don't think i'll make it to the end of the game m8s. I need to get used to staying awake for baseball again.
Shout me if Mets recover, just incase.
All Star Infante magic
>>66583828
> The difference is that the vast majority of women don't sit in between 2 men, announcing a man's game, during a very important Sunday night baseball slot.
Thanks for the compliment! You might clarify what the fuck yours is supposed to be, faggot.
It's hilarious how many trigger reactions this photo evokes.
>>66583834
England isn't Canada
DRIP
DRIP
DRIP
DRIP
OUT
SAFE
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>>66583849
I'm not butthurt. I just legit do not know the context because I only watch NL games
>IT'S THE SELL
SHUT THE FUCK UP
ook fast
>>66583872
LOL
>>66583863
>can't even see her 95% of the time
The fuck was mendoza talking about with the slide? jesus fucking christ, this isn't your intramural softball league you cunt.
>the tip
>>66583858
Why are you in this thread again?
>>66583881
What a faggot. Do you only watch NFC games too?
>>66583849
We humiliated you last year and will do it again if you make it that far but I don't think you will because you're just a bunch of mouthy faggots.
OUT
U
T
>It's the Sale!!
>the other commentators are quiet probably thinking what the fuck
>>66583858
Because they know it's the first year of another twenty before they ever see the playoffs again.
Moose dinger incoming
>>66583834
>>66583875
modern day baseball is from the early-mid 19th century in the Northeastern United States
>>66583911
checked
>>66583901
To watch baseball. What kind of a question is that?
THE DRIPPING
Mets completely unraveling and haven't even finished a complete game this season.
DUBS AND DINGER!!
>>66583872
I was laughing when I saw this.
>>66583905
Literally only won with umpball. Was cute seeing the mlb carry your mediocre team through the playoffs.
>>66583774
senpai dude announcers do it all the fucking time. pic heavily related
why go out and get a wimmen to have one that no clue what they are talking about? just go with another nobody
>>66583933
>mediocre
>>66583933
>be from KC
>have no friends or money so I have to watch this with you faggots
When's the first royals v jays game?Going to be good.
>>66583932
Man goins is awful
>>66583933
>muh umpball
>for 4 games
THAT'S the taste of butthurt, you leaflet faggot
>>66583903
AFC doesn't have different rules than the NFC
Holy shit I got the fucking >click till all the numbers are gone captcha that never works ever and kept reloading and kept getting the same retarded captcha
fuck you m00t, even fucking us from his new google job. Fucking cuck
>>66583816
>when you swag so hard no one notices your telekinesis
>>66583872
Great fans. True class. Who the fuck plays in an indoor park anyways. Canada's too cold for baseball.
>>66583934
>have one that no clue what they are talking about?
Bro I'd be totally in support of your point if there was any proof that this chick didn't know what she was talking about. So far she's done fine.
Get your head out of your lonely gay faggot ass for a second and enjoy the game.
>>66583933
My blood pressure jumped 15% after reading this post, let's cut the NaCl please
>>66583942
Stop abusing meth
>it's a "Mets fail to score when their pitchers give them a quality start" episode
great
hnnnnnng
>>66583967
Hurr durr just like everyone from Canada is a pothead
>>66583872
>>66583948
God remind me to not bring my kids when we play in toronto
>>66583965
LMAO at a royals fan talking about salt
>>66583967
I'll use as much meth as I want to. I have control of my life.
Why does Jessica Mendoza trigger /sp/ so much?
Every time she calls a game on tv, the threads devolve in buttflustered shitposting
>>66583977
>image.jpg
>>66583942
Come over bro lets kick it
>>66583948
4th of July... in Canada
>>66583965
Triggered by facts are we?
>>66583989
virgin faggots protecting their virginity by never having to acknowledge that wimmin exist because they are actual faggots deep down
>>66583989
>manchildren
>>66583989
she's old and not even all that hot
I would nontheless but she knows jack shit about baseball
Like tiki and pb
>>66583868
1. Why change the formula? Literally nothing was wrong with it.
2. Most women don't like female announcers because they hate their own gender.
3. Most men don't like female announcers
4. Her presence is the definition of a 3rd wheel
Now tits or gtfo
>>66584004
Wew
>>66583979
Much like everyone in Missouri being high on meth this is a very accurate picture
>>66584011
you would tiki and pb?
>>66584011
It's not like she is worse than kruk
>>66584004
> "facts"
>>66584028
This is an accurate picture.
>>66584014
They had to punish Shilling because he tweeted about mudslimes and nazis. This is the world we live in.
>>66583989
Because it's anonymous and people actually speak their..... don't you fucking know this by now?
It's not""/sp/"", you fucking dipshit, it's "men" in general
>>66584014
I'm not going to shit up this thread by continuing but let me just tell you how shit you are
>1. Because adding a women announcer does literally nothing to the game
>2. That's not true
>3. Only faggots like you
>4. I'll give you this, she does come across as a third wheel, but that should make you happy that she isn't speaking as much
Eat a dick, son. You like them better.
>>66583976
>Quality start
>1 run in the first inning
>of the NFL
>>66584041
Looks like shit.
Make sure to give one to that ginger beard faggot.
>>66584045
Hahahajajahaha, that's it! That's fucking why... Jesus Christ
>all this Mendoza posting
>>66584052
>unearned
>>66583964
was more talking about wimmen anouncers who don't know what they are talking about, not this one in particular. there are wimmin co announcer and shit on Root sports that are okay, but i can see the annoyance. It's less 'omg wimmen get out ree' it's if shes annoying and doesn't at least know what shes talking about get out. i'd take chick announcers for root sports to get rid of the current annoying fucks
>>66584049
He's right about women hating women. You must be a woman or reeeeeeeally fucking young. or both.
>>66584052
A """"""""""Quality Start""""""""""""" is a stat referring to any start where the pitcher goes 6+ innings and allows 3 or fewer runs
>>66584049
She's seriously rattling off statistics and spot observations like it makes up for never having been there.
>Collins claiming Cespedes is a capable center fielder becuase "muh Gold Glove"
Collins needs to kill himself tbqhwyl
>>66584052
do you know the definition of a quality start? it's 6 innings, 3 ER
harvey's only given up 1 earned, and the one in the first was unearned
HAY GUISE BASEBALL
AMIRITE??
XDXDXDXDXD
>go the fuck back to /r9k/ whatever that is
>>66584045
>>66584062
Didn't he equate Nazism with Islam? Is that not a big deal in your incredibly wrong opinion?
>>66584047
But most rational, well-adjusted men don't get mad when women do jobs that they don't normally do.
Is Edinson Volquez elite?
if he pitched a strike it would be a strike!!
t. dumbshit woman
>>66584087
Both hate jews and faggots.
Also islam plz leave
>>66584090
He is.
>this thread unraveling
>>66584090
Let's see...
E D I S O N
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Yes.
>>66584086
This is the sports board, buddy. Not only is baseball A sport, it's THE sport
>>66584087
Get out, John Oliver
>>66584090
not with that hairline
Who is the Aaron Rodgers of baseball
>>66584070
Again, I support keeping announcers out if they know jack shit, but she's not doing terrible. She's keeping her mouth shut when she doesn't know what she's talking about. I'd cream my ass if they could find a woman announcer that knew enough about a sport to lead the announcing. So, I kind of agree with you.
>>66584072
Leave your god damn house bro.
>>66584105
Kek. I blame the Canadians.
>>66584087
>Didn't he equate Nazism with Islam? Is that not a big deal in your incredibly wrong opinion?
both are violent cucks, but one at least didn't treat their women and own race like houseplants
>>66584049
>does nothing to the game
Nice manstraw
>that's not true
Oh, but it is
>only faggots like you
I'd refer you to this thread for evidence of the contrary
>must make me happy she's not talking as much
Like any third wheel, it would be best if she just fucked off, because there is no need for a third announcer other than for circlejerk purposes.
But then again, I guess I'm just a basement dwelling virgin neckbeard.
>mest getting manhandled by le daily reminder pitcher
Seriously when Harvey stayed in the game during the World Series I was cracking up. Terry is a good coach but that nigga got cucked hard and just really can't handle the pressure.
>>66584097
Everyone hates Jews and gays. What difference is that?
>>66584108
What?
>>66584115
>refusal to acknowledge most women hate each other
still can't tell if white knight or woman. either way, fuck off.
ayy lmao
SMALL
BALL
>>66584140
He is one of the worst in game managers in the MLB, easily bottom 15.
Horrible with his lineups (though this line up is sublime) and horrible with substitutions
>womens belong in my kitchen birthing sammiches and fixing muh babbies
woman BTFO
TROLLOLOL
lel
>i think this at bat you're going to see him go for the big one
>literally bunts
WOMEN
THEY CAN"T EVEN SEE THE FUTURE
FUCKING RETARDS
>>66584088
But we're not talking about women doing jobs that men normally do... we're talking about females announcing men's sports.
Keep strawmannin, libfag
Mendoza saying this is where he lets loose and just fucking swings for the fences....
>Hos lays down a bunt
what a stupid cunt
HOZZZZZZ
BARTOLO
A
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O
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Outplaying the mets. Completely.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>LGTSS
>sliding into first
COLON
>sliding into first
don't do that
WEW LADS
BASED WIZARD OF HOZ
THE POWER OF SMALLBALL AND MEMES
WEW WEW WEW
>>66584147
Does the idea of women hating each other make you rock hard, anon?
>colon
he's becoming spherical
>>66584146
>what?
Get out, you muzzlim sympathizing cuckhold. Is that clear enough?
Would it really be so bad if Escobar "loses" his bat in Syndergaard's direction in the 2nd game?
She thinks every play is a fucking keikaku of the highest order what the fuck
>>66584166
He'll be on the mound after he polishes off a couple of chili dogs.
But I must admit he's entertaining and a decent reliever.
>>66584172
>>66584174
To be fair, if you believe in it enough it will get you there faster. Doing the wrong thing the right way, and such.
>>66584182
But it is. This the royals were talking about here
>>66582975
Did you just unironically imply that current year is a legitimate argument?
>>66584177
white knight beta traplover confirmed.
nice DP
>>66584180
Not if he wants him or one of his teammates getting hit by 95+
Royals invented 0-2
>>66584177
TRIGGERED
Need new thread
>>66584177
your mad
>>66584195
sarcasm m8
NICE CATCH LOOSER
>>66584196
Way to dig into your classic insult bag, anon. Real vintage. Thanks.
jesus fuck why
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>>66584212
nah, let's ride this one down the wite for a bit
drippin
>>66584203
0-3
Drip
Drip
Drip
G O R D O
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>MEST
>DEFENSE
PICK ONE
Thanks Mest, appreciate that freebie run!
>>66584202
So where does it end then? Noah keeps running his mouth and has been begging for payback.
Same old Mest defense we saw in October
Jesus
JUST KEEP MOVING ALONG
DRIP
DRIP
DRIP
DRIP
DRIP
DRIP
DRIP
>Harvey
Nice meme pitching staff you have there mets
>harvey pulled before end of 6th
BTFO
Damn I love how the Royals play. You really start appreciating just how good are defense is.
Drip?
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>mest
>bartolol
>le bloop hits and seeing eye singles team
I fucking hate these lucky faggots. Not 1 hard hit balk all night.
NEW THREAD WHOM
Now THIS is the Mets I remember.
Cespedes would have caught that if he were in center, he's a gold glover
NIGGABOO OOH OOH OOH
OMAR FOR MVP
OMAR
ALL
STAR
INFANTE
D R I P
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New thread
>>66584302
>>66584302
>>66584302
Bartolo looks like he belongs in a Mexican circus.
>>66584308
>>66584309
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