ROYALS DRIPPING AND MEMEING ALL OVER FATT HARVEY AND THE JEW YORK KEKS
3-0
MORE RUNS
When it drips, it drips
>muh commentators
stfu we get it, they suck
oh bother
Omar for mvp
>>66584302
>>66584302
DRIPDRIPDRIPDRIPDRIP
>tfw you dont have to greentext your teams fielding anymore
who else knows that feel
>>66584320
but anon, it's a wimmin
Honestly don't think the Mets are a championship caliber team this year. Royals should sweep this series.
DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP
OMAR
fuck these RBI singles
FUCK WOMEN ANNOUNCERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Let's go new guy, rbi sitting out there
>You hear it how many times that sliding into first base slows you down. But Eric Hosmer is just that kind of player.
What kind? The stupid kind?
drip
>>66584366
>but what if muh selling the call
shut the fuck up jessica
Daily reminder the Kansas City Chiefs are going to be 6-10 next season when SMEFF hits the bucket.
>>66584318
>>66584330
>>66584343
>>66584373
david wright is the kobe of mlb. Lol faggot beta is holding back the mets
as a woman i hate woman announcers
JUST
>>66584390
Tits and timestamp or gtfo
i'm just glad that inning actually ended
>>66584393
CLOT
>>66584390
thank you, because she's an amateur at this
>>66584390
Called it. Eat shit, little guy from last thread
>would suck those
I wanna motorboat those titties tho
>>66584393
DRIP
Are they trying to make Aaron Boone the new Batting Stance Guy?
>>66584331
Don't jinx it bro.
> Aaron Boone: There's alot of guys I love doin'
>>66584331
>>66584430
Feels like its 12-0 or something
>Panned lafter
based elite GOATforto ilu
>>66584439
>Aaron Rodgers really really likes women
>Aaron Boone really really likes doing guys
Cain we don't need a Cespedis impression, bro
Cain doing his best Cespedes impression
>>66584440
How'd you get a screenshot of the play before it even happened?
>>66584447
>that Cain
Painful
>>66584390
PLEASE be my gf!!!!!!!
>just kept caring
jesus kick this cunt out of the booth
Cain getting BTFO by the wall
KC invented running into the wall
Probably could have made third with that throw desu
AJHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE AN AUTISTIC NECKBEARD THERE TO CATCH IT FOR YOU
FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>66584451
>>66584453
oh shit
This woman belongs on a show like Ridiculousness, she's literally just saying what's happening as it happens in the playback
>>66584390
Post a pick of your qt girl penis plz
>>66584471
she's a reality show contestant at best
>>66584471
>Hurr, look at him, he obviously thinks he has it but doesn't quite catch it!
>>66584464
jesus christ
wew this sucks
>trying to defend the woman announcer last thread
>"You really have to know your ballpark"
Okay, I admit, I cringed
Fuck you mets! Spoiling every chance you get!
>>66584464
Holy shit calm down.
I blame >Disne!yspn.com
>>66584464
I saw that earlier this afternoon.
>>66584390
ah I remember this one
Postgame thread
>>66584462
>>66584462
>>66584462
>>66584462
>>66584462
>>66584462
announcers just need to talk less in general unless they are really interesting
car full of Latinos all dodgers fans. NO WEI
>>66584500
this
I don't give a fuck what some old fart from the league has to say about this game except when shit is happening
>>66584500
Announcers need to tell more stories from back in the day
>>66584504
Mowing lawns and building walls.
>>66584504
Doyers
>>66584500
Teams need to hire announcers that can essentially be Kruk and Kuip
>>66584504
Because Wei is in the Chinese car.
Bartrollo running things.
>Have 3 rings
>Get benched to start the season
Fucking how?
>Jays, wildcard
>red soxs, improved
Okay, bitch....
>>66584526
>taqueriea
BASED COLON
AGELESS WONDER
Based Colon sowing Harvey how it's done
Post yfw the Mets come back from this inexplicably
>>66584516
this. More scullys and even buck martinez though he does talk a lot of bullshit. Just old dudes really
>>66584549
>shaw
>>66584555
I saw that waddle at the end.
>>66584560
>>66584560
If only they were playing the Nats
>I don't know what pork burnt ends are lol
I TAKE IT ALL BACK
FUCK THIS BITCH
SHE DON'T KNOW SHIT
Joe's KC Burnt Ends are an out-of-body experience.
wew hits
is lagares gonna b good this year? that throw earlier was legit
>lol I totally have no idea what you just said hehe
I suppose we have this to look forward to all year.
Can we kill these shitty commentators. Mein gott.
>burnt ends
>lard butter
this passes for """""food""""" in KC
>mendoza doesnt know what bbq is
dumb bitch
>>66584579
You've gotta try q39's burnt ends man, they're better than Joe's, not joking.
THE CYBORG AWAKENS
>>66584599
I lived in KC my whole life and I have no idea what lard butter is
>>66584599
Burnt ends are amazing, anon.
Lard butter is not a real meal. That woman is a fucking retard
will somebody please shut this bitch up
>>66584576
sh-shut up
>>66584584
Only if you actually plan on watching the ESPN games.
2 on no out
Dont play with my emotions
Post yffw the Mets get a grand slam
>>66584601
BBQ: Carolina>Texas>900001>KC
>>66584601
I've never been to q39. I hear mixed reviews.
Honestly, though I live in KC, I'm not that thrilled over BBQ.
>wright
cut my life into pieces
please yo
>>66584625
Inb4 triple play
Does anyone think she'd be a better announcer if she:
1. Actually trained for the position for a few years
2. Was sassy
3. Was Hispanic
Don't get me wrong, I love Wright, but he really is just bringing the team down
>>66584627
>2016
>carolina bbq anywhere near the top
ishygddt
>>66584627
This is incorrect you vinegar slurping heretic.
KC > Texas > Famous Dave's > Rib Crib > Applebee's > Carolina
>>66584625
Won't happen
>>66584646
She'd be a better baseball announcer if she actually played baseball
>>66584647
I've always liked Wright, and as a Braves fan I see a ton of him.... But Jesus, I'm with you. He never seems to be helping to team, always a detriment.
Good lookin' dude though and seems legitimately cool, but his best days are far behind him.
>>66584646
Maybe if she knew anything about baseball commentary and that shutting the fuck up sometimes isn't the worst idea
Cesspool dub play here
duda slam WHEN
>>66584632
If you go, go early because they run out of burnt ends. My main complaint with the place is they don't give you a lot of bbq. Same complaint with smokin guns in nkc though their ribs are probably my favorite.
>>66584676
Soon.
soria fucken sucks
>feigning to second
this is the one thing about the old eighties ball that I don't understand
when did checking the runners go out of style, and why??
>>66584676
>Perez speaking through his glove
How could he possibly understand him
>>66584646
Rate this bagged milk holder my niece made
>>66584691
moo/10
>>66584691
15/10
>>66584691
10/10, buddy!
BEST BEEF BBQ: TEXAS
BEST PORK BBQ: KANSAS CITY
BEST SHITTY KETCHUP BBQ: CAROLINA
>Bases loaded
Stop, you're tugging at my heart now.
Duda grand slam :)
>>66584691
Forty keks/10
> milk
> bag
>>66584691
It's cute you maple-loving eskimo
>>66584691
=3/10
>womyn commentary
roylel fans on suicide watch
>>66584686
Tigers secret weapon
DUUUUUUDA
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDA
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDA
+2
...........habbening
>>66584691
the moo brought it from 8/10 to 10/10
also 2 run game boys
DUDA DID SOMETHING!!!!!
LET'S GO METS
LET'S GO METS
LETS GO METS
>the city of Soria
>muh best bullpen in baseball
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. Congrats Mest.
>>66584691
50-50 out of 2016
ROAD ROLLER DA
DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA DUDA
Not a grand salami but I'll take it
>roylels
The age of Roylels is over, the time of the Met has begun
>>66584691
Have you had bottled milk before?
If so does bagged milk taste any different?
>>66584701
this
wew lads time for Hoch
>>66584724
>Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
I don't think that's true, through
NEIL WALKER DID SOMETHING
>>66584390
now post your dick
>4-3
Walker! My Man!
>>66584701
I'm from KC. I'll allow it. Beef isn't our strong suit.
>it's literally happening
>free basedball
wew lads 1 run game
cmon confortgoat
le drip meme
I thought the Royals' bullpen was supposed to be good???
Now its 4-3
Fuck why are you fuckers toying with me? Why now?
srsly i canNOT believe that anyone actually wanted Soria
>mfw royals cockteasing the mest
these high af strikes
>>66584732
I've had milk from a carton before. It was awful.
Drip
mets getting their lil loopers in
DRIP DRIP DRIP
Wew lads
GET SORIA OUT OF THERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Holy shit Conforto is really getting it done tonight
Q: Is magic real?
A: Yes.
>Soria
JUST FUCK MY LEAD UP
>The Royals invented base hits
never doubt GODforto
Whats good /mets/ bros Game tying single incoming
Who else /diamonddynasty/ here
thread got quiet all of a sudden
Bwahahahaha
>strikezone is now from your elbows to your shins
nice """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" you got there
Best inning Soria has ever played for the Tigers
>>66584778
You now remember that, unlike a baseball player, he's not even playing defense in this game.
its time lads
Leslie Brett (George Brett's wife) on being photographed during Game 5 of the World Series when Hosmer scored
>“The reaction of the fans was kind of awesome because there were some pretty obnoxious ones that just were riding the players. And it felt like it was good karma for us. Look at the picture. It’s hilarious. All their hands are on their heads and they’re in disbelief. It was pretty funny from our perspective. So I got a kick out of it.”
>Look at the picture. It’s hilarious. All their hands are on their heads and they’re in disbelief.
>Look at the picture. It's hilarious.
>Look at the picture.
>It's hilarious.
MEST FANS ABSOLUTELY ANALLY DEVASTATED
BY A FUCKING WOMAN
KEK
KEEEEEEEEK
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>66584794
roylels bandwagon fairweather af
>>66584760
soria signed him
>>66584560
AND THEY LAUGHED AT ME
>>66584658
This. The suns occasionally have an older butch lesbo chick that actually played basketball call games every now and again and she is just fine. This bitch though is the worst
>>66584794
if anything it perked the thread up
>>66584302
is marlins man there?
Joakim Soria confirmed for 2016's Jeremy Guthrie
>not bringing in meme davis
y'all niggas bout to get yosted
COME ON BASED ASSDRIBBLE
>>66584816
yeah
>Kansas shitty bullpen
>>66584816
Yep
>>66584767
When I was a little boy, I thought everyone in the world got their milk in bags, and when I watched cereal ads on television, I thought it was weird how they always showed the milk in glass bottles, cartons, jugs.
HOCH TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS
I T ' S
T I M E
F O R
W A D E B O T
nasty bitch from ho shaver
fucking hell assdribl
>>66584767
You don't know shit until you get some shatto milk and there's a taste difference in the paper carton and bottled/gallon jugs
WEAK WAVE
E
A
K
W
A
V
E
Knew it
CABRERA, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
AND THE ROYALS STILL HAVE THE LEAD
>Shitbrera
Tejada would have come through there, so would have le crying man.
>>66584691
>bagged milk
>cannucks make bag milk pottery
my fucking sides
HOCH PUTTING THE TEAM ON HIS BACK
>>66584767
glass is best since it doesnt leech, plastic is good too because short term it doesnt leech and no milk is gonna last more than a couple weeks, carton milk is fucking gross and you end up with bits of cardboard in your milk its disgusting
ACTIVATE THE CYBORG
>>66584825
>YANKEE FANS LIKE MYSELF
Yankee bros, this is our season. Mest about to get cucked once again.
Sending support to the little bros beat these flyovers for The City
>mfw the royals bp purposely gave up a few runs just to make the game more interesting
Wew lads
>>66584860
You forget who's pitching tomorrow
>>66584848
the vast majority of milk holders are cheap plastic shit, this guy went all out with ceramic
>>66584854
we have cartons with caps and spigots on them now
it's much better
>still consuming milk as an adult
>Blevins in the 8th
Wasn't this supposed to be Bastardo's inning?
Try not to break your arm again Blevins
>>66584862
show some respect i made the smuk yankees pepe for you NYbros last year
>leave for 5 minutes and the mets score
>>66584873
lefty started the inning
>>66584870
Enjoy your chocolate water
S O O N
O
O
N
>>66584884
Anon, I think there's someone outside trying to slash your tires! You better go stop him!
>tfw my internet isn't fast enough to stream the game
>>66584860
>>66584862
Yanks are irrelevant. Completely. You leveraged your future for washed up scrubs. How Knicks of you.
>>66584892
B A S E D
A
S
E
D A V I S
I have pain in my lower calf did I tear my acl walking my dog?
>>66584895
actually my washing machine broke and got water everywhere
>>66584884
Are you sure you let the cat out for the night?
>>66584902
>they think Starmeme castro is a legitimately GOOD player
FUCKING LOL
>>66584906
it's a DVT
call a ambalance
>>66584906
that's your achilles you dope
INVINCIBLE BLEVINS
Here we go.
dubs and davis gives up an RBI
>>66584902
>implying this year team isn't better than last year
>implying >we aren't contenders for the Pennant
>implying >we aren't so rich thatv>we literally can't waste money
dade wavis
Good luck moth, bring good luck!
Get your rally caps on boys.
>>66584870
Did Americans actually put missing people on the side of milk cartons? Or was that just a Hollywood, made up thing?
here we go lads
its wadeborg time
Guise, I think I'm gonna watch Jungle Book
looks way more metal than the old Disney cartoon
>>66584916
Yanks are in downward spiral which is actually great for the sport. The parity as well inter-league play has been a boon.
>>66584939
It's a thing, yes. Not so common anymore in the internet but it was commonplace until the 90's
>>66584934
> rally
> against Davis
Wew lad
>>66584939
Yes but like in the 50s
its time
>have to take a shit but don't want to miss this
what do
>>66584966
Hold it.
>>66584966
[1] shit in one hand
[2] wish into the other
[3] see which one fills up soonest
>>66584966
shit in pants