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Lei v Sou
ManU v Eve
get in here lads, comfy sunday evening vibes
First for /lifelong/
#Vibes
>yfw Lestah choke it
Missed yesterday's action, looking forward to highlights. been a good weekend. lots of goals.
>>66579216
>comfy sunday evening vibes
>tfw watching MotD 2 in bed, with a cup of tea, today was practically summer temperature, and my copy of White should arrive tomorrow
Supremely comfy desu.
This check on the Lester turf
>Classy
>>66579263
tartan to match jamie vardy's burberry baseball cap
Who /crucialwin/ here?
>>66579252
White?
stream for outside uk?
>>66579292
Weezer's new album.
EBWM
>Morgan 4 England
P comfy lads
stop fucking lofting crosses in against Huth and Morgan you useless cunts
>>66579302
Think I'll just stick to Pinkerton and the Blue Album 2bh
Spurs and Koeman btfo, thinking that was a peno and red card. Fucking ABLs are cancer
>>66579316
>that private eye cover
maybe they should just stick to jokes about boris johnson
>>66579351
HAHAHAHA
7 (seven) points :)
Why does Vardy wear that thing on his hand?
>>66579351
this isn't live mate lmao
>>66579377
Because he's a big guy
Clear pen desu
>>66579351
>mfw you finish below /arse/nal AGAIN
>>66579316
>tfw just reminded me that I have a packet of Frey mini chocolate eggs in the fridge
>>66579360
They're obviously never going to reach the heights of Blue or Pinkerton. But Green was good and EWBAITE was pretty good too. White's received pretty positive reviews so far.
>>66579377
injured it pakibashing
>Nathan Dyer will have a PL winner's medal
Delicious dutch tears
>>66579399
I suppose I'm just not a massive fan. The bits of EWBAITE I heard seemed pretty decent
>>66579419
>Leicester captain is named after a brand of rum
Why is the Premier League such a meme league?
koeman btfo by meme magic
>>66579419
Schwarzer's gonna get consecutive PL medals with different clubs
> Penalty and red
What a faggot, salty cunt
>troy thug deeney
was that the only black they could find to fill the diversity quota?
asdf
>>66579429
Overall it's a pretty good album, there are one or two songs that I feel like skipping, but can never quite bring myself to. Blue or Pinkerton obviously don't have those songs.
Troy Deeney is not a pretty man
>>66579419
I have never seen one player fall over so many times in one game
troy deeney's eyes are so fucking far apart. could land a plane between them.
>Daddy, how did Leicester win the Premier League back in 2016?
Well son, it all started when...
> Flick his arm at it
Despite otherwise, it would have kit him in the ribs.
Fucking BBC is fucking dreadful. And get Deeney some fucking braces, christ
Who else can't wait for the Vardy film?
no Japs allowed
>>66579351
You have only yourself to blame for being angry, you should have known to not have hope.
Arsenal will win their last 7 games and end on 79 points.
Leicester will draw with Sunderland and lose away to United and Chelsea and end up on 79 points and lose the title to Arsenal on Goal difference
>Taking about the Simpson handball but not the Huth one
literally why?
>>66579513
haha ok mate
>>>/sp/arse
>>66579502
if it's not called Chat Shit Get Banged - The Jamie Fucking Vardy Story then I'm not going
>>66579506
>10th
>>66579513
Then you woke up
>who could get called up for the Germany squad
He won't be.
>>66579542
And it feels less of a failure than Spurs finishing second.
>>66579513
west ham will fuck you like /b/ wants to fuck their sisters
>>66579558
It really shouldn't
>>66579483
>Son, work hard, train hard, get asian girls to lick your arse and you might win the league
>>66579574
Oh, but it will, and you know it. It's
Don't forget to vote for Shinji's goal lads :^)
it's got to be shinji's lads
Got to be Okazaki
Kane v Arse and it's not even close.
>>66579590
>girls
>tfw Harry Kane will be playing for United next season
>66579629
'no'
>>66579608
It won't if we finish ahead of Arsenal
>>66579590
They won't though. Their former team might, but they were all sacked.
>work tomorrow
SIR BOVVY CHARLTON
>that trembling lip
>goal of the month will never be won by a decent, well worked goal and forever be won by blooter meme goals
>>66579656
>Another night not dying peacefully in my sleep
>yfw one of the Arsenal goals wins
>>66579656
>tfw no work until wednesday
Everton were bobbins today
>>66579656
worked on sat so get monday off - this is my Saturday night
>tfw you fucking hate hate hate your job
>>66579686
I actually love my job and get paid well but still would rather be at home tomorrow
>>66579686
Fuck off doorman
>>66579673
Are you me
Is your job shit and low paying too
remember when deulofeu was barca's next goat
>Carrick
Fucking Shit
>>66579727
Yes, I serve food on trains
>>66579714
what do you do? I'm looking for a career change
>>66579656
>tfw the phone on my desk is the reason I contemplate suicide
>Lennon as a 10
It just doesn't make any sense
Never seen an MOTD thread this quite, is /sp/ dead?
>>66579714
I'd only spend it shitposting so it's better that I actually go outside, talk to people and contribute to society
Just hate having to force myself out of bed in the morning. It's too comfy
>>66579656
I don't know if I should show up at my uni tomorrow to show I am working on my thesis. I mean, I can work at home, but maybe I should let them know I am not dead.
Stones played well today
>>66579741
Remember when Bojan was Barca's next Goat?
>>66579745
National Training Manager for a well known online bathroom company.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/35955616
Nice bit of tactical insight from Deeney re Leicester
>>66579766
Who is their current next GOAT?
>>66579741
And Tello, Cuenca, Bojan, Pedro, Munir
Literally got lucky and produced one GOAT generation which has subsidised a decade of success. Literally Man U-tier
>>66579717
noble profession mate, door don't open themselves
Tony Marshall, he came from France
The english press said he has no chance
50 million down the drain
Tony Marshall scores again!
SCORES AGAIN SCORES AGAIN
TONY MARSHALL SCORES AGAIN
>>66579666
Needs an option to vote for 'X Team' rather than a singular player, the whole format of goal of the month is orientated towards single player blooters
Also that Arsenal goal a few years back where it was the epitemy of tika taka beat this which pundits and players alike were calling the goal of a lifetime because the near impossible angles and positions.
If Fulham scored the tika taka and an Arsenal player scored this, Arsenal would've won. It's still largely about how big a teams fanbase is
>tfw you shitpost on sp at work all day so have to take your laptop home but then you shitpost all weekend as well
>>66579792
>what are automatic doors
>>66579803
>didn't even get top 3 for the Puskas
>>66579808
FUCKING TROLLED I TROLLED YOU HAHAHA
>>66579808
An invention of the jewish technocrats who want to steal jobs from our brave boys?
If United beat Spurs and that is a big If then they will finish 4th at their expense I think
>>66579826
Flukes generally don't
>>66579787
Sergi Roberto or Rafinha
>>66579826
Lamela's rabona didn't even make the shortlist for the Puskas
>>66579834
FUCK U GOT ME GOOD ;) ggwp
>>66579789
The they got cucked out of an actual GOAT in Thiago Alacantra, Literally the next Xavi
>>66579839
Finish 4th at who's expense?
>>66579826
Honestly think it'd be considered one of the most GOAT volleys ever scored if done by Messi et al
Celbrity bias happens, just a shame to see it so prevalent in football
>>66579840
>some women's goal scored in a park and filmed on a mobile phone got top 3 that year
>that goal didn't
Scoring a goal against housewives is far flukier.
>More praise for le running around niggers
This is why our league is so shit in Europe
>tfw you remember something really cringey you did years ago
>immediately get worked up and say something like "fucking gay in the arse twat" like someone with tourettes
Do I have anxiety lads?
>>66579789
It wasn't luck, they carefully nurtured that generation
>>66579876
Spurs
>>66579866
Doesn't count when it's against a second rate Azerbaijani side
>>66579883
different years, surely
>>66579870
He would be if he weren't ded half the time.
>>66579900
Spurs are making top 4 this year, certainly
Deeney looks like that bloke from star trek
Deeney making a subtle Jenas reference
>>66579883
Not if you're also a woman you dolt
Kevin Kilbane looks like a minor character from Father Ted
Martinez next to be sacked?
>>66579920
Lescott?
>this b-team analysis
even danny murphy is better than this shit
>>66579916
They only have 1 or 2 easy games left, they could slip
>>66579912
This is true, A great player though, really good with the ball
>>66579951
Nah, Van Gaal. No one will change managers before end of season now
>>66579936
>You now remember West Brom being managed by Father Ted
>>66579951
>Kenwright sacking anyone
lol'd
>>66579936
Oasis or Blur?
>>66579905
Scored in different years, but both nominated for the 2014 Puskas, because Kasami's volley just missed the cutoff for 2013.
>>66579995
Supergrass
>>66579995
Blur
Who is this man?
>>66579976
if van laal pulls off a miracle and wins the FA cup and finishes fourth I highly doubt they'll sack him. maybe even if he just finishes top 4.
If Middlesbrough win the Championship, Ritchie De Laet will get a PL medal and a Championship medal in 1 season.
>>66579995
>>66580009
Pulp you gayboys
>>66580021
And he will still be incapable of defending
>poocastle
Hopefully that fat piece of shit true geordie will kill himself.
>>66580020
No chance. He's spent £500m and made United worse in a season where Leicester and Spurs have the best chance of winning the PL and even Arsenal have exceeded expectations
You know Newcastle lost deliberately just so it would make Sunderland more likely to go down
>>66580020
Doubt it, seems like Mourinho is all but confirmed.
>Pato
forgot he went to lelsea
>>66580054
Completely agree with you but you underestimate the idiocy of >our board. Fergie shilling for lvg on sky this week shows there's STILL an anti-mou faction in the board room. Moyes was only sacked when it was mathematically impossible to finish in a CL spot. If LVG snatches it he will get his final year.
>>66580025
They only had a couple of songs that anyone remembers
>>66580053
>Not liking True Geordie
Why?
>>66579995
>>66580009
>>66580016
>>66580025
>>66580101
You are all fucking retarded, Oasis are the best british band to have ever existed and that will ever exist.
Eduardo
>>66580108
He works for the sun.
>>66580123
Get off 4chan Noel
>>66579897
Holy fuck I do this too dude, I always thought I was just a fucking lone weirdo
Turns out I'm not the only weirdo. Fuuuark man
This isn't a case of 'Oh yeah, I did something like that once'. I consistently when I'm on my own blurt out in tourettes like ways when I think of something embarassing from the or cringey that I did
>>66580123
The Streets are better
>>66580123
lol
This man has the smallest face on the biggest head
>give fans a voice
>givefansavoice
>GIVE FANS A VOICE
exploit blatantly mentally ill fans for that sweet, sweet youtube money
>>66579897
>>66580143
hello i do this too
i probably have autism
>>66579897
>>66580143
I do the same, you're not alone my fellow autists.
It's mostly one specific incident that sets me off. God it makes me want to kill myself every time.
![d94ecaae681a9448c70ec22b4be7d294[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JXxpfoR.png "d94ecaae681a9448c70ec22b4be7d294[1]")
Vardy not having a party
Arsenalfantv is the gift the keeps on giving
>>66579897
>>66580143
>>66580186
>>66580196
what kind of things did you do to make you do that when you remember them?
>supported Luton
>changed to Arsenal
The Arsenal fan TV guy isn't even /lifelong/
>>66580199
What's the original tweets?
>>66580211
arsenal "fans" are the worst
thank god they have a containment thread
>>66580199
Just a prank bro.
>>66580175
I feel sorry for Claude 2bh
>Walcott will play at the euros
>Arsenal fans
Notice anything?
>>66580232
https://twitter.com/vardy7/status/716714339571539968/photo/1
>>66580257
They're all niggers?
>>66580257
Dahoud's little brother confirmed for bringing him to Arsenal in a few years.
>>66580143
I have a good memory but I tend to remember every time I ever said or did anything stupid or embarrassing. When I do this I almost always flinch and make some involuntary noise or the beginning of a song I just made up to cover their fact I'm obviously going crazy. I'm 30 now and its only getting worse.
>>66580257
Arsenal Jerseys were donated to their wartorn countries through Charities
>>66580208
Nothing dramatic, cringey situations from when I was 15 and being a social retard.
Times I've said something and thought I sounded cool but upon remembering it I think 'fucking hell what a tool', etc etc
I think it's due to being young and remembering and realising how cringey you can be sometimes and just wanting to put your head in your hands and go 'for fucks sake why did you do that you faggot'
It's just so strange the almost involuntary way it makes me say things like 'faggot ass cunt' when I remember it, probably anxiety about ones self like the original guy said
>>66580263
>Matthew @carrick_fan 2 h2 ore fa
>@vardy7 Jamie, just to point out, not all Manchester United fans are like this, I'm sorry if those idiots have offended you.
I like how the problem is that they offended Vardy and not the gangrape part.
>>66580245
I don't know, sometimes I feel bad but then he should to handle emotions better. You can let football kill you.
Kane's finish is unironically world class
>De Bruyne is back
>>66580342
Kane is unironically a mouthbreather
>>66580208
One time I was taking a girl home from a night out and said a bunch of rape jokes.
>>66580325
IKTF
>>66580361
M8...
>Kouyate
Niggers gonna nig
Reminder that statfags are literal morons
>muh stats
>london derby
is there a more meaningless phrase?
>>66580316
>beginning of a song I just made up to cover their fact I'm obviously going crazy.
Feels are getting too real in this thread
>>66580370
Unsurprisingly I didn't get any. She gave me a right dirty look when I dropped her off at her place and said she was gonna set her brother on me once he got out of prison.
Good thing this was at a uni 3 hours away from me.
>>66580401
When was this prediction made?
>>66580361
Fucking hell lad
>>66580424
Mid-Feb
>>66580407
Agreed
North London derby (Tottenham, Arsenal, who cares who else) - fine
South West derby (Fulham, QPR, Chelsea, etc) - fine
etc etc
But London derby? No one cares about a 'derby' if you're from other ends
>>66580448
fuck off
okazaki's goal was so much better
>that villa form
>>66580361
I'm not sure this is very high on the list of things to do when you're in that situation to be desu
>>66580101
So do Blur and Oasis
And Pulp's are better
Disco 2000 is pure feels
>>66580464
>tfw Villa do a Wigan and slide down the leagues
>>66580448
It's was nothing on Okazaki's goal. Kane should be fucking ashamed 2bh
>Aston Villa
>Full Red
HAHAHA
>>66580421
>and said she was gonna set her brother on me once he got out of prison.
Please tell me you at least asked if he was in for rape.
KANE?
>>66580464
>>66580483
If they lost all their remaining games, they still wouldn't set the record for most games lost in a row
>Those Closing Credits
You now remember 2014 Brazil World Cup :D
>>66580465
I was completely wasted, I only remember bits of it. I think there was a point where I asked these random guys on the street if they'd like to fuck the girl I was with.
I'm physically cringing as I type this.
Is this the Spurs suicide thread?
>>66580516
Lel
>>66580199
does he not know he's chatting shit?
>>66580516
>I asked these random guys on the street if they'd like to fuck the girl I was with.
>pre-season friendlies
>won't be live
Spanish Leicester vs Leicester has so much meme potential
Jesus, Sven's Man City was rammed full of meme players.
END UV MOTD MEENS START OV WURKING WEEK HURRR DURRRR OH GOD I AM A COLOSSAL RETARD DURRRRRP
>>66580570
We've already established that Man City have been established entirely of meme players ever since the money came in.
>>66580570
Gelson Fernandes was around that time too, wasn't he?
>>66580577
>I AM A COLOSSAL RETARD
The first step is admitting it to yourself
>>66580595
He was
Also part of Sven's bizarre Leicester squad
>>66580577
Tfw
>>66580613
>you now remember Sven at Notts County
>>66580613
Is there a team he hasn't played for?
Also he has a lot of cousins who are also footballers.
>>66580631
>Sol Campbell played 1 (one) game for Notts County in League Two
>>66580199
i just made some research on his girlfriend and wife-to-be
she's a total whore and has two others kids with two different men
oh god
i-is our dear Jamie a cuck?
>>66580946
Na he's just a good lad who loves his wife's sons
>tfw Spurs' needless draws at the start of the season cost them the title
2-2 with Stoke
1-1 with Leicester
2-2 Swansea
0-0 Everton
>>66586980
>thinking Spurs will finish the season within 8 points of Leicester
