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Man Utd vs Everton match thread 1


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MUFC: De Gea, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Rojo, Schneiderlin, Carrick, Lingard, Mata, Martial, Rashford.

Subs: Romero, Fosu-Mensah, Valencia, Young, Fellaini, Herrera, Memphis.

EFC: Joel, Baines, Jagielka, Stones, Coleman, Cleverley, McCarthy, Lennon, Barkley, Deulofeu, Lukaku

Subs: Howard, Oviedo, Kone, Mirallas, Niasse, Besic, Funes Mori
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Name a more overrated player than Mata

Hardmode: No Rooney
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JUST
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FIRST FOR FLAVOR TOWN

ALSO CHEEKY EVERTON VICTORY
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>>66565778

Schniderlin or smalling
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>Stones

Why?
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>>66565778
Stones.

Not even close.

If Everton had sold him for 45 fucking million they could have been top 4 this season.
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>>66565778
Shaw
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Deulofeu to motm
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btw united can become the first team to score 1000 home goals in premier league history today, currently on 999 goals

inb4 fellaini gets it
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>rashford

This meme is getting old
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So, who /a/ here?
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How come LvG isn't playing his bumboy Fellaini ?
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>>66565974
Why aren't you banned
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>>66565974
we all /a/ here
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>Rojo

gg Everton
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>no fellaini starting

Must not've been sucking Van laal dick properly.
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>>66566035
>>66566049
Based bros
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>>66566057
>rojo
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>>66566108
Is that mint lounge?
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>>66566184
it was taken in argentina during the international break
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>>66566214

He's shit anyway tbf smoking can't really make him any worse
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>Fosu-Mensah
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How many goals will Rashford score today?
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based leicester
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CHAT

SHIT
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digits is final score
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Liechester are gonna win.

Definitely not sad about that.
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>Lukaku going to his new home

neat
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>>66566751
very good chance of them winning the title at old trafford, or a least us having to give them a guard of honour

wouldn't be butthurt in the slightest

>>66566731
neat
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Why is Vardy so bloody based?

>>66566750
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>>66566689
GET
BANGED
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>carrick
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>>66566917

Because if anybody tried that in Sunday league you'd get laughed at.
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>Fellani and Young will come on for Rashford and Mata
>Herrera for Carrick
>LVG will scribble furiously in his notepad
>The old codger who denied Mou the job 3 years ago is getting a stand named after him
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>>66567272
am I the only one who thinks that they gave him this stand to change his mind about mourinho
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>Stones starting

United win then
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>>66567272
>old codger
He literally defeated death to win trophies for the club.

Have some respect. The football club should be re-named after him.
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>>66567320
I dont really care anymore.
He shouldn't have any say in these matters.

They're going to China on Adidas' orders to sell shirts back to the poor bastards that make them.
Then to the States because Chevrolet say so.
All because Woodward is running the club.
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>>66565778
barkley, although he is world class at running into players
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>>66567410
yeah I agree, the clubs decisions are made by old men from the past and woodward who knows fuck all about football.

thankfully there's news that we might be bringing atletico's sporting director along with mourinho. woodward can stay on the financial side of things.
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>>66565974
here, have a (you)
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>>66565788
Is De Gea a Drakeposter
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>>66567410
>They're going to China on Adidas' orders to sell shirts back to the poor bastards that make them.

heheheh
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>>66567509
Don't be surprised if Mou doesn't get the job.
That's all I'm saying.
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>>66567560
fatty
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>
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>>66567560
>Pink fluffy thing
>Xmas decorations still up

Sup m8.
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>>66567410
>>66567509
don't forget europa qualifiers
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>april 2016
>watching this meaningless mid table shitpile
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>>66567410
>They're going to China on Adidas' orders to sell shirts back to the poor bastards that make them.
kek

At least there are some alright matches while they're there.
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>>66567560
Tell your mum to take down the Christmas decorations already
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so which team is going to be shitter today
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>stones starting
kek
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>>66567784
Everton if their home games are always terrible.
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These feels man. Sir Bobby Charlton.

What a Legend
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Everton season ticket holder here. Stones has had some bad games but is nowhere near as bad as those in the media would have you believe, but what more could you expect when it's so kopite dominated. They hate seeing Everton have good players and constantly try to sell them on Evertons behalf.
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>>66567805
whats wrong?
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>>66567630
oy don't chat shit lad or we won't beat spurs for you
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lmao how many signs does the autistic kid have?
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schmeichel shut up
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>>66567835
Stones is good. Martinez is utter shit.
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>the people shitting on Stones now are the same people who were lauding him earlier in the season
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>>66567835

He's an average defender thats decent on the ball. Nothing more nothing less.
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>EVERTON EVERTON EVERTON

bants
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>>66567912
>thats decent on the ball.
Not even that. He's decent on the ball, when he has all the time in the world.
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Fergie and Archie Knox waving a flag. Looked so out of place
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glorious
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I bet hes a pedophile
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Anyone have a good HD Stream yet?
Preferably in English, AceStream would be best, but I'll gladly take any good stream that isn't gonna be down in 5 minutes.
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>>66567894
here I was in august happy that chelsea bought djibodji and hector rather than blowing everything on stones

>>66567949
this..he wouldn't be able to play in midfield
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he looks lost

>my feet hurt
>my piss bag feels full
>get the survivors out of the plane
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>>66567987
Look at this degenerate.

You have a shameful life, I am sure
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>>66568012
>stream
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Munich wasnt enough
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what the fuck lingard is #10 again
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>>66568037
pathetic Tbh m8
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>>66568037
Delete this post RIGHT NOW
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>>66568067
>living somewhere where they're illegal
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>>66568067

Uni a shit.
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>>66567865
Was just gonna say. His face fucking annoys me.
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>>66568012
bloodzeeds acestream, how do you know know this by now
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>>66565778
>Hardmode: No Rooney
difficult then
maybe some brazilian
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>>66568092
seems like it. exact same team as the derby win
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what do i put in to land this job?
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Might apply to be a janitor lads
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What part of Manchester are all you lads from?
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>tfw rashford burns stones

50 MILLION
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>>66568168
Uni is best nep
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>>66568286
czech part of manchester la
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>>66568238
pic related
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>>66565778
Memetial
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>>66568286
Nottinghamchester
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mccarthy praying to allah
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>>66568286
Frog island
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>>66568286
Plymouth
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>>66568286
Cornwall-chester
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Reminder that everton fans think they have the 3rd best squad in the league
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>>66568286

Old Trafford
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>>66568286

Victoria Park
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>>66568067

>pic related

>>66568198

got it now, but yeah, didn't have the link handy. Prolly should save it somewhere..
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>>66568327
How much does this gig pay?
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did anyone catch that evil guy in the hoody when darmian was doing a throw in
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>>66568454
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>>66568435
What side?
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Is there any team in the league so dependent on one player as Everton on Lukaku? Without his goals they would literally be relegation-tier
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>>66568286

Berlin. Really cozy corner of Manchester, not many people know it though.
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>southern united '''fans'''''
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>>66568490
he isn't even their best player
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>>66568549
Your gif gave me chuckles mate. thanks.
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>>66568528
>berlin
>cozy

naah
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>>66568286
Tbh I'm not even watching the match. I'm watching the second half of Basel->Young Boys, since it's on free TV.
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>>66568565
Who is then?
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>>66568286
Manchester, NewHampshire
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/asean/ time!
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>schneiderlin is taking our corners now

okay then
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>>66568612
Stones
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How come United fans didn't tell us about Rashford until this season? Surely a player this good would have gotten all the hype a lot earlier?
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Interesting words from sir Bobby
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>>66568286
Hulme
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>>66568612
John Stones
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>>66568638
That was a close one unlike Blinds
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>>66568590

well, not as cozy as Prague, I'd agree on that, but I love both cities.
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>>66568638
puzzling
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>>66568640
Kek
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didnt know andy carrol and rooney were friends
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Do people actually rate Barkley? Oxlade chamberlain tier
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>>66568638

>the only mancunian is a poo in loo tripmong

Disgusting
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>>66568669
and at least it's not jones
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What is this inappropriate leather jacket meme?
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How long til Rashford and Lindgaard are at Sunderland?
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Daley Blind is so fucking shit
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>>66568685
Idiots do
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>>66568464
You have to do it for free
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>>66568464
before or after taxes?
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>Andre Marriner
>is often all at sea
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>>66568713
He's United's best player after fellaini
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>>66568674
its not that the city is that bad, its just lots of weird (read brown) people are there
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Sum up your life with one picture.
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>>66568464
You gain something priceless: the feeling of protecting something you love.
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>>66568037
his best mate and the greatest footballer of his generation died in that crash you insensitive cunt!
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>>66568767
de gea is their best player
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>>66568713
CHAT

SHIT

GET

SCORED ON
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>>66568464
You get paid by being in charge like a CIA
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>>66568685
Easy way to spot a moron who buys into the media hype if they rate Barkley.

Utter shit who gets overrated because he carries the ball and shoots from 30 yards
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>>66568808
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>>66568808
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Lukaku is a big guy
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>>66568711
Not long.

No way they get past Mou.
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Lukaku is careless as fuck
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>>66568772

OK, we can agree on that. We need to get rim off them. Then again, this problem is prevalent in most big European cities these days sadly.
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why does LvG look like a worm man?
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>>66568808
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>>66568902
he has no jaw
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>it's a Martin Tyler doesn't even try to hide his Man United bias episode
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>>66568808
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>>66568902
his alter ego is earthworm jim
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>>66568808
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>englsh refereering
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>>66568953
>doesnt give clear corner

ok
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fuckin ell martial.
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>>66569025
did you see the refereeing in Lel Classico last nite?
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>>66568808
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You now remember martial cost 50 million pounds
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Everton fans think lukaku is worth "at least" 65 million
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>>66569034
Martin Tyler is the commentator

The ref is Andre Marriner
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>>66568565
>>66568565

He's no world class forward, but he can score 20 goals a season. The only other Everton player who isn't utter shit is Barkley, and he is colossally overrated. Lukaku is the only player in the squad who belongs anywhere near the top half of the table, he's the only reason they have a positive goal difference and without his goals they would be around level on points with Newcastle. Everton are awful and he was a fool to go there, expect Chelsea to buy him for 50m in the summer and Martinez to spend it on sixteen championship tier squad players desu
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>>66569074
it was 80 actually
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>it's an Everton sell their best player to United episode
why do you blueshite constantly prop up the scum
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>Man
>Poo
>Shited
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>>66569184
>fellaini
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question for everton fags - why is funes mori not playing? wasn't he the best central defender you had this year?
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>>66569034
Classic United bandwagon scum
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>>66569218
Was their best player at the time
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>>66569233
naaaaah
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>"You're a wanker mate!"
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why are united threads so dead, never used to be like this
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>rojo
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>>66569313
wait until we concede lad
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>Rojo

Why?
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FULL
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One of Utd's two sitting midfielders need to join the attacks much more often and much quicker
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DE GEA
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>Joel
>Baines
>Jagielka
>Stones
>Coleman
>Cleverley
>McCarthy
>Lennon
>Barkley
>Deulofeu

The definition of mediocre
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>mfw people fell for the 'pundits set unrealistic expectations and now I hate this player because he didnt meet them' meme
Stones is good
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>>66569313

Because we're too shit for ABUs to bother with much anymore and most of our glory supporters jumped ship to Leicester.
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>>66569313
Their fans Died in a plane crash
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>>66569313
because united games are so dead
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>being outplayed by fucking Neverton

wew
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Barkley is so fatass
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>>66569313

The typhoon wiped them away
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>>66569390
Stones isn't good, people think because a defender can pass a ball he's good, the most important thing is defending and too often stones makes errors or loses a ball
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Anyone got any tips on how to stay awake during United games?
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>>66568808
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>>66569434
Because he's a cunt and United are a horrible club. At Arsenal or Leicester a player like that wouldn't be accepted
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>>66569466
sit on a one-legged stool
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>>66569434
Yes.
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>>66569434

He's a giant so everyone else is elbow height to him, not his fault.
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>blinds corners
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>>66569434
hes belgian
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>No fillipino bandwagonner
>The teams shit
>Destined to be the new tottenham for at least the next 10 years

Theres no point in being an abu anymore, lads. Im out.
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>>66569490

Do you not remember RVP's early days?
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>>66569546
I want another Schniderlin corner
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When will Bobby charlton get arrested for those children locked up in his basement?
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>blind still on corners
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Wait, Did Lingard playing at center and Mata at right wing? What the fuck.
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>Slow, playmaking Midfielder on the wing
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>>66569434
He's violent and of weak moral character. He should know that it wrong to elbow people but he is not punished often enough. He believes that this justifies his actions.
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the cheeky microphone man is united best player, why isnt he on
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>>66569582
Lingard is our playmaker
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Reminder Rashford is shit and martial should be playing at ST
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>>66569582
Van meme idea, no doubt
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>>66569582

>Mfw Herrera sits on the bench so those two can start
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United look lost without those legendary Phil Jones corners
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I've seen mls games more exciting then this
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>>66569605
it doesn't really matter, he's shit everywhere
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>>66569665
What's happens to Jones? Is he injured?
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>>66569687
He's the next Diaby.
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>>66569687
yep, just got back now. he'll play in the U21s
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>>66569665

>Phil 'The next Duncan Edwards' Jones

I kek everytime.
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>>66569636
That doesn't warrant a reaction akin to your pic though. Bad post
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What the fuck are these conga corners?
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>>66569219
because jagielka and muh ball playing centre half
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This lifelong leicester fan meme is getting super old now, it wasn't funny to begin with but now I can't even click on any leicester related threads
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Why were they holding onto each other like that
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You know remember the header Suarez scored from the 18 yard line
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>>66569777
>leicester related threads

And you think these existed before the meme?
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What do you guys listen to during the game ?
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>>66569730
Does that mean his head will be decapitated in a plane crash?
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Shoot you fuck
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stones decided to defend well today?
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What a pleasure to watch Blind play sometimes. Looks like an angel, plays like a frikkin devil.
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>>66569831
Martin Tyler not even attempting to hide his joy whenever United attack
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>>66569827
conte, mou and pep will come in and make /sp/ great again
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>it's a 0-0 episode
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Once martial understands it's okay to shoot he may actually be good
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>>66569889

Hopefully Rafa too if he keeps that pack of wild mongoloids up
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>>66567850

s-sorry
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>>66569926

nice change after all those 4-0 episode desu
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>Everton fans chanted Bobby charlton paedophile during the unveiling of his new stand

KEK
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>all these shitty through balls by Everton
Cringe
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fucking carrick
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>>66569730
Phil Jones is quality mate

10x the player smalling is
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Everton really are just a fancy long ball team with a slow target man.

This is embarassing.
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You can watch 30 seconds of a Bobby Charlton video and it's obvious how extremely talented he was.

He had a grace that only great players have. He could have played in any era.
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the thing about Man U is that they always try to walk it in
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Going to bed lads, this is shit.
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>>66570045
Lukaku is fast but I agree, have been saying this for years.

Martinez talks about beautiful football but has hired a team that is all pace and power but no game intelligence.
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should i get ps4 lads?
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Does that Mata cross count as a shot on target?
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#BETHEDIFFERENCE
#BEASTMODE
#THEREWILLBEHATERS
#BOSSEVERYONE
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would Everton fans get emotional if Fellaini elbowed one of their players?
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>>66570164
what games are you interested in?
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>>66570164
what games do you want for it?
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>>66570075
Couldn't touch the likes of Gerrard and Scholes mate.
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>>66569838
They expect on of them in the wreckage, brother
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>>66570164
Unless you really really really want to play Bloodborne then no
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>>66570164

Compare exclusives with Xbox and pick the ones you prefer
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>>66570020
lel
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>>66570148
Okay he's pretty fast but the point still stands.

This is a big and wide pitch with lots of space, Everton have actual tricky midfielders that are good in possession but choose to hoof it.
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Can't see Mata staying on long after the break, he's been anonymous. Would expect to see Valencia or Young on for him but would prefer Depay.
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>>66570164
No, waste of money and time
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>>66570244
Or just get a PC and be better off
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>memeal
>>
MARTIAL SHOOT FFS
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>>66570198
>>66570217
the souls series
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oh joy

a 0-0 at half time

what are the odds
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>martian
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>>66570244

The comparison is Bloodborne vs nothing.
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>>66570278

Yeah you can totally get a decent PC for £300
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>unironically playing music as the players leave the pitch at HT
>unironically Glory Glory Man United
>0-0, no shots on target

Please relegate this shit club.
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>Anthony """"""""""""" the next henry"""""""""""""" Martial
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>>66570164

>playing video games

just kill yourself mate
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Martial trying to walk the ball in ffs
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>>66570278
PC is for nerds
good lads play fifa on the telly with his m8s
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>>66570303
you can play those on your pc with a decent graphic card
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>>66570303
well bloodborne is very good, but unless you have a good PC you'd be better off waiting for the PS4.5. liking weeb games is also a plus
>>
LvG tactics, trying to bore Everton to sleep and get a quick goal on the break.
Can't believe a quality club like MU have got this clown on the managers bench.
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>>66570164
tfw its 1k dollar here
tfw jobless
>>
Martial is actually not bad, but why does he not shoot the ball?
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>>66570327
You could probably build a PC thats more powerful than a PS4 or Bone for £300. Wouldnt be a good PC but it'd be better than a console.

Also
>not spending a bit more money for a vastly better experience
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>>66570348
If you want to play multiplayer games with the boys just get a ps2

Perfect console
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>>66570368
So funny how people don't want Mourinho for his boring football when LVGs is x1000 times worse
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>>66570374
not part of the philosophy
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Considering Lingard is struggling in the heavily congested midfield and Mata is fucking invisible. Only Martial is really creating anything so 0-0 isn't a surprise.

Blind is playing great so far though.
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>>66570396
>a bit

Okay sure.
>>
>video games

fucking kek

read a book you dunses
>>
>>66570396
problem is buying a monitor, keyboard and mouse too. you can get them pretty cheap but no way you can get all that plus a PC for £300

though I would highly advice building a PC, fun as fuck desu
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>>66570348
I have a PC in my living room with thousands of games on as well as FIFA. I have 4 Dualshock 4's that I use with it.
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>>66570374
>implying manure makes many attempts
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>>66570410
Despite his boring football united are comfortably top half while playing a bunch of no name kids

I'd like to see mourinho do that
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>>66570410
Nah, Mourinho does plays exciting football... at least until its 1-0 then he parks the bus.
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>>66570450
This is true but if you use that logic you have to factor in a TV with a console.
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>>66570450
Oh no I have to buy a keyboard and a mouse

How ever will I afford them
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>>66570488
Mourinho mainly does it against the bigger teams, and usually gets a result out of it

He usually smashes the bottom half shite, unlike LVG.
>>
>video games

This place is full of underage these days
>>
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
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>>66570481
Spends £250 mill on no name kids. LvG is a dickwad. Mou could psend £250 mil and do the triple three times.
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>>66570509
true, but you could argue that most people have a TV anyway.

anyway
>not being idort master race
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>>66570433
Blind always plays great.

This game needs Herrera in the middle, Schneiderlin and Carrick are far too slow and passive with the ball
>>
>>66570537

This is what I miss. Just going to the pub on a Saturday just to watch united batter the shitters. Now every game is a struggle.
>>
Just had a 30 minute nap.

Looks like I didn't miss much.
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>>66570579
No

He would win the league and then get relegated
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This match is boring
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>>66570627

You saw the first 15 mins then la?
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>Presenter keeps cutting Schmeichel off

He really does love the sound of his voice
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>>66570599
Agreed, Herrera would be perfect here. Also anyone on for Mata would be aight.
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>>66570579
>Spends £250 mill on no name kids

Like Germany captain Schweinsteiger, France international Schneiderlin, Italian international Darmian and Dutch international Blind?

What's your axe to grind? United's squad isn't good enough for where they want to be for sure, but is that LvG's fault? I very much doubt it
>>
missed the first half

can anyone describe the game with 3 words?
>>
>>66570627
>>66570627
It's right mate all the players did too
>>
>>66570659
yeah, bruv. Started falling asleep on my chair, decided to lay on my bed and watch it but then started dosing off.
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Can't wait to face this United midfield.

Goint to be tears everywhere.
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>>66570667
Or you can shut up as he's United's only truly world class player, should be play inside though as he is far better on the half turn in a congested area than Lingard- get Valencia on that right
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>>66570686
Boring as hell
>>
>tfw will never be a normie chad who takes his qt gf to london and fucks her brains out in a five start hotel room after a long day walking along the thames and watching arsenal beat spuds at the emirates
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>>66570686

Fun is dead.
>>
>>66570686
Hard to watch
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>>66570675
>Like Germany captain Schweinsteiger, France international Schneiderlin, Italian international Darmian and Dutch international Blind?
Yes
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>>66570653
Nice slag
>>
>>66570686
what's the point
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>>66570731
Mata I'd useless, he's literally the Spanish Rooney but worse
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>>66570777
Holy TRIPS
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>>66570754
>no name kids

>>66570789
You are behind help, I think a one-way ticket to Switzerland is in order
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>>66570754
>international
>schneiderlin

not anymore
it will also happens to martial if he stay at poonited
>>
I'm not watching the game but I can tell its shit cause its nearly the second half and we're still on the first thread
>>
Who watching the AJ fight on Saturday?
>>
Boring fucking game as usual, WTF is Carrick doing passing back all the time ?
>>
>>66570586
I have 2 or 3 spare monitors that aren't in use and only 1 TV in my house
>>
>LVG United
>>
TEAM JOSHUA
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>>66570837

The only way we can reach thread 2 but HT these days is if we start losing.
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>>66570442
>dunses
>>
>>66570731
>Mata
>World Class

Hey man I love Juan Mata but he's been pretty average all season. He's also never captured the magic of his two seasons for Chelsea at United.
>>
>>66570865

Booked out a booth in Walkabout, 11 quid gets you a good seat, 2 pints and a burger/hotdog.
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>>66570832
>pierre
>reading skills

The point was "no name kids" don't play for major international teams, he was a regular when United signed him.
>>
>>66570837

Tbqh, its rare to see an active United thread these days, unless they're losing desu.
>>
I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY
>>
You will never have a knuckle bump with Mensah
>>
>tfw we paid £16m + a year of Nani's wages for Rojo
>>
Rojo didn't come back from his halftime fag break?
>>
>>66570918
Sounds like a deal there mate. I'll be working till 10pm sadly. The main fights are usually after 10pm aren't they?
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>>66570918
>wankabout

Literally the sunderland of bars
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lmao all these tall nigs look exactly the same
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>>66570865
AJ vs jericho is tonight m8
>>
>>66570941
I CAN KISS AWAY THE PAIN
>>
>>66570917
That's rarely a reflection of his own abilities, he is pure class even though he's shunted out to the right and not fancied by the manager
>>
It wouldn't be a United game if van Gaal didn't sub a full back for a fucking full back.
>>
>>66570984
But this fullback is young and black
>>
Why do Man Utd have Jaden Smith up front?
>>
>>66570963

We tried for Bierkeller but they booked up. Better than nothing senpai.

>>66570958
All I know is we have to be there before 7, so Imagine you're right.
>>
wait, is fosu-mensah on the right and darmian on the left?

why??
>>
>>66570984
Well Rojo has been fucking shite, and probably not 100% fit (like half the team)
>>
>Tfw Tom Clevershit would be a starter for us these days
>>
>>66571013
because he scored 3 goals so he starts every game now
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>>66570921
they were second zone names, and will become third zone names soon
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>>66571020
Philosophy
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>>66571020
because Fosu-Mensah is a right footed centre-half and Darmian is a genuine full back that can play on either side?
>>
>>66571048
I thought fosu-mensah was left footed. never mind then.
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>>66571020
because van lel plays everyone out of position, you should know this by now
>>
Everton are gonna get a late one and win. I can feel it.
>>
Blind is pretty GOAT for a 5'9" CB
>>
Blind > Lukrapu
>>
blind is LVGs best signing imo
>>
>>66571086
So underrated, even by his own fans
>>
>>66571086
He's superb, I fear United won't hold onto him at this rate- he's be a perfect fit for Real Madrid or Barcelona
>>
>dealofou

kek what a joke
>>
>>66571071
>your average man united fan
>>
DAY OOO LOH FAY OOO
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>>66571115

I don't think he's shit, I just hoped he'd have grown out of the cross defence passing that leads to a chance.
>>
>Its a back to being shit under the strict scrutiny of van gaal episode
>>
How many more seasons of tedium and mediocrity until United lose their malaysian bandwagoners and savoury snack partners?
>>
>>66571086
he's 5'11

t. Danny Blind
>>
Forgot about tom cleverley
>>
TELL ME ABOUT VAN MEME, WHY DOES HE PLAY EVERYONE OUTTA POSITION
>>
What United players, if any, are actually from Manchester?
>>
get rekt poverton
>>
THE NEXT HENRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
>>66571166
>acting surprised

Haven't you noticed a pattern this season after big wins?
>>
>>66571126
Reminder that Deulofeo is more talented than Jese.
>>
DAT PASSING
>>
MARTIAAALL
>>
MEMETIAL

RASHFORD IS THE GOAT
>>
BASED FOSU BASED FOSU BASED FOSU BASED FOSU
>>
YOUNG BOYS FCCCC
>>
thank fuck we have players who break away from the dinosaur tactics of van gaal
>>
4th IS OURS
>>
Nice goal desu
>>
>le young pacy black french tap in specialist man
>>
HAHAHA COMPLETE FLUKE!
>>
>I don't rate Fosu
>>
>>66571219
They lost though.
>>
GOATial with the 1000th Old Trafford goal
>>
Rashford to Fosu-Mensah to Martial.

BASED
>>
Tofu looks like he's goint to ba a good player
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>>66571255
>tap in
>most of his goals have been cut-inside curlers


Stick to hotdog eating contests chad
>>
>Everton unironically use Joel Robles as their number 1 goalkeeper
>>
>>66570382
>>
>>66571255
tell me about le obese wall jumper debut in PL
>>
Utd supposedly fighting for 4th place, don't look like they are fighting for anything to me, except fighting not to fall asleep. LvG is fucking shit tier. When's Fellaini coming on so they can hoof it forward to him.
>>
>>66571295
based
>>
He deserved that, unlucky
>>
>Joel
>Coleman
>the state of Everton defending
>>
The guy on BBC livetext really hates United, all he put for the goal is "poor defending".
>>
Remember when Everton could defend?
>>
>>66571332
What did LvG do to you Luigi? What made you waste your days posting about him on a chinese cartoon forum?
>>
>>66571323
>Everton unironically still play John Stones
>>
GOAL WEBM WHERE
>>
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webm anyone
>>
>>66571332
how far behind is your stream m8, it's 1-0 to united
>>
Lingard is so ugly holy shit
>>
>>66571324

I don't like cricket

[spoiler]I hate it[/spoiler]
>>
>>66571309
>>66571330
Thanks for the (you)'s

Still don't rate Martial
>>
>>66571358
>moyes
>>
Here, if there's a pl game, ANY pl game, even Liverpool vs Stoke, there will be MU sponsors ads. I seriously have no idea.
>>
>>66571357
BBC livetext always seems so against United, just look at the tweets they always pick out.

No idea why, even the scousers on skysports act with a degree of impartiality towards United
>>
>its a big club letting leicester win the league epsidoe
>>
>herrera for carrick

LVG making a good sub? madness
>>
>>66571357
But that's 100% accurate, that goal was completely due to atrocious defending by Everton.
>>
>>66571385
He's losing sleep over that fact
>>
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andy time lads
>>
Carrick is leaving on a free isn't he?
>>
>>66571413
BBC are Leicester members now, even Phil mccunty has probably jumped on the bandwagon
>>
>>66571385
Thanks my morbidly obese friend, your opinion is so highly valued.
>>
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>>66571410
what are you on about indomee?
>>
>>66571441
he'll most likely retire, wonder if he'll get a testimonial?
>>
>>66571375
love that fat Iskra ass
>>
>>66571385
>see American flag
>caring
>>
>>66571455
2spooky
>>
>>66571480
Literally wife material.
>>
>>66571441
Hate to say it, but he has really regressed this year.

Not helped by the amount of injuries meaning he's had to play too many games at his age
>>
>>66571441
if the club have any sense, they'll give him another year contract
>>
>>66571455
MODS
>>
>>66571475

By retire you mean move to the MLS right? Get one last big payday
>>
>>66571480
me too Louis, me too.
>>
who is this madman in goal for Everton?
>>
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Where will he end up this summer? and at what price?
>>
>>66571522

China seems to be the new meme football graveyard
>>
>>66571475
>>66571475
He wont retire you retard, what makes you think that ?
>>
>>66571531
Buffon
>>
This ref is like watching the clasico, every tackle=foul
>>
Spanish commentators need to shut up about mourinho
>>
>>66571591
I was just thinking that
>>
>>66571558
because he's been wank this season and I'd hope he wouldn't do a ferdinand and play on for far too long
>>
>Long ball to Lukaku everytime

Do Everton have a plan B?
>>
>it's a everton hoofs it up to lukaku episode
>>
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>>66571592
>>
GOAL

WEBM

WHERE
>>
Fosu-Mensah reminds me of a young Alaba.
>>
How many goals will Lukaku score next year on an actual good team? At least 20 IMO.
>>
>>66571652
it's an everton hoofs it up to lukaku season
>>
Notice how much better United are in the final third in direct correlation to how many touches Mata has
>>
Mata hasn't done anything right this game

Blind MOTM desu
>>
so will Rashford be dropped for Rppney next week?
>>
>>66571688
much improved since herrera came on desu
>>
>>66571619

As long as he avoids staying in the Premiership he'll be fine for another 2 or 3 years in a shitty league like the MLS, China or France.
>>
>>66571714
I hope not.

More passion in memeford than rppney
>>
>>66571685
He'd be found out.

His touch and technique are so poor, and he is erratic. I suppose he could be to the level of Costa and get 20 goals in a big team but not an elite team
>>
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boring match

slags?
>>
Herrera should be starting desu

Memphis/Perreira when?
>>
I cant wait for Final Fantasy 15 desu
>>
>>66571714
maybe rashford on the right with rooney up front

or rooney replacing lingard at #10
>>
Errr Darnian's "beard"
>>
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>>66571750
>>
>>66571762
>Perreira and Januzaj?
prly never again in a Utd shirt
>>
>>66571685
He's suited to a team like this. He's not good enough to play for a big team.
>>
Didn't know mirallas was still at everton
>>
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>>66571675
>>
>>66571488
Are you the only person from your country that posts or have you seen other posters from where you are?
>>
>>66571685

He's very similar to Benteke where if he joins a bigger club they won't build the team around him and play to his strengths so he'll end up looking shit. Similar to Andy Carroll at Liverpoo aswell.
>>
oooooaaaah
>>
>>66571727
Come on, as good as Rashford is for a kid and it's great to have his pace United are a better side with Rooney in the team (when on form)
>>
>>66571839
that casual backheel from rashford though
>>
>>66571765

Looks shit m8, hated FF since they got rid of turn based combat. FF7 remake looks awful too, it's going to be episodic like The Walking Dead games. There's nothing Square Enix can't fuck up.
>>
Lukaku already plays for another club in his mind
>>
>>66571859
I was speaking with someone who knows someone else in the u21s or u18s (whichever), and apparently he wasn't even first pick in youngster squads. Pretty good what some confidence gives you
>>
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>>66571840
>>66571792
>>
>>66571884
>comparing FF to walking crap

wtf
>>
>>66571884
unfortunately never going to have a realistic FF game without turn based combat, just looks too silly
>>
Barkley is utter shit lmao
>>
>>66571940

FF7 will be released in episodes, so they can generate some cash whilst still making it (and because it wouldn't be out until 2020 if they made it all at once).
>>
>>66571961
>Final Fantasy
>Fantasy

"Hurr needs to be realistic"
>>
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>it's an ABU ref episode
>>
>>66572060

Realistic to the series mongalong
>>
>>66572060
by realistic I mean realistic graphics. for example, bravely default has turn based combat but can get away with it because of the artstyle.
>>
>>66571931
Thanks for not answering my question.
>>
THIS REFBALL
LINGARD WAS BEING GRABBED
>>
With Cruyff and C. Maldini both gone, Bobby Moore must be seriously fearing he's next
>>
>>66571884
That's the reason why I don't like most new FF. I enjoyed the Turn based combat. 12 was definitely an exception but I know FF7 remake wouldn't have TBC again.
>>
>>66571994
They should do an HD Remake of FFXII, would be easier and I would pay for that
>>
>almost bump limit
>I still haven't got one (You)
;_;
>>
>>66572112
Bobby Moore's been dead for like 15 years m8
>>
new thread for the final 10 minutes

>>66572179
>>66572179
>>66572179
>>
>>66572163

Here you go Luis
>>
>>66572163
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