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>>66559363
>blot with a clot
Shit thread
>rags
Which player from a playoff team will be injured next?
>>66559419
Lundqvist pls so >rags posting will be reborn.
>>66559427
As much as I'd like to see him out, I think it's much more entertaining seeing him lose while he's in net.
>>66559363
>still not signed
>>66559406
This is true. I am pretty glad it's looking like the Mild will be in the Central bracket so if they make it to the 2nd round, they might have to play the Hawks again. I really, really hope the Hawks knock them out 4 years in a row.
Now on the realistic side, Hawks have played like shit against them all year, so I kind of hope they don't play each other.
>>66559440
Would have been a good start. That Penner move, and the previous Vanek debacle, are still sour memories. I hope Burke and whoever was the GM of the Sabers get their revenge on Lowe (inb4 it's why the Oilers are cursed to be a lottery team until Lowe dies).
Xth for Boston Elimination Day coming soon.
>implying the >rags won't get another golden ticket to the conference finals playing the Pongs without Fleury and the Blots without Stamkos and Stralman
>>66559509
>rags
How's everyone going to feel when the
>rags
win the cup and Eric Staal gets the Conn Smythe trophy?
>>66559479
mild care about it more, it's not going to mean anything in the playoffs
>>66559513
>rags
>>66559513
404 feel not found
>>66559509
If not Chris "it was an accident" Kreider will just take out the opposing goalie
>>66559405
this
>>66559419
if Crosby gets injured, the pens may never lose again
>>66559517
You better believe they care about it more. I really don't see them getting through the Stars, though, so it's all for nothing.
Honestly I think the Stars will do it this year. Fuck that city with no snow.
>>66559419
>Preds last game of the season
>Weber injures Forsberg, Neal, and Johansen with his slap shot
Why do they still let this guy shoot?
>>66559565
Nah. They aren't a team made to endure series. They will be exposed for the two line team they are.
>>66559589
because even if it hits someone, it'll probably go through them, the net and the boards behind the net?
>>66559599
So who's coming out of the West, aka who's winning the Cup?
>>66559641
Kings or Hawks. Preds are the dark horse.
>>66559641
shorks
>>66559641
worstern conference is considerably worse this year senpai
just look at the interconference records
Who /ELITE/ here?
>>66559655
Preds are all hinged on Rinne who's just not the same anymore. I don't feel that happening.
>>66559686
So you think the Caps or Kitties can actually win the Cup?
>>66559659
This post is correct.
>>66559728
the bolts will win the cup when drouin takes over stammers first line minutes
>>66559732
I still reserve the right to laugh if (when) the shorks shork
>>66559739
Sounds great except for the fact that Drouin is a shitter babby that's still not ready for the NHL.
But it does have a certain Hollywood movie ring to it, so maybe Bettman will make it happen.
Which playoff team is this year's PDO babby?
>tfw good enough team to lose star player and will be successful
who /nottampa/ here?
>most articles about stammers blood clot are filled with toronto fans thinking this somehow means he has a greater chance of going to toronto
is there a more delusional fanbase in any sport ever?
>>66559809
Kittens
>rags
Avalanche(still not making the playoffs LOL)
>>66559809
Stars. They still don't have defense or goaltending.
>>66559809
Craps, but not to the extent of the others. They're a decent team with an insane year but they can't keep this shit up.
>tfw you forgot /hoc/ even existed
lads this end of the season/playoffs just doesn't feel as memey as last year. what's the deal
>>66559659
>fool me once
it happens
>fool me twice
shame on me
>fool me thrice
must just be bad luck
>fool me 4 times
surely they can't choke again
>fool me 5 times
......
>>66559977
Smuk got bullied off and the memes died
>>66559977
Are you kidding? A hot new meme is fresh off the assembly line.
>clots
>>66559977
Memes are dead
>>66559977
QUADRUPLE DOUBLES
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Are there any PEDs linked to blood clots?
That's half a dozen players in the last couple years that's gone down with blood clots.
>>66559659
kek
Is barkov, dare i say it ELITE?
>>66559828
Well his staying in Tampa would have been made certain if he had a strong playoff performance, and basically guaranteed if they won the cup. But now, especially if they do decent or good without him, I think Yzerman is going to be hard pressed to keep him around for the money he's asking for. Too many other players to worry about.
That being said, him going to Toronto over an actual playoff team is laughable.
>>66560011
Nice Kopitar dubs
>>66559870
I agree with you, though I can't help but feel their team quality carries them into the Cup Final, especially considering the auspicious TBL and PIT injury situations for later rounds.
>>66560032
Problem for Stevie Y is also that stammer is also the face of the franchise. Even if the team is doing well without stamkos, he's easily marketable and I could see vinik pressuring Yzerman to get stamkos re-signed even if the team may be better off without him
>>66560076
There is no easy position for Yzerman. After Stamkos you have Kucherov after a career best year, Hedman and Bishop. Then Johnson and Palat. There is no possible way he can keep all of them.
>>66560097
TJ needs to step it up, at this point he's easily disposable or will be able to get picked up for cheap. Palat is a little better, but still not a bank breaker. Hedman will be hard and then Yzerman has to decide if Vasilevskiy is good enough to dump bishop. Idk the next couple seasons will be pretty interesting
>>66560076
>I could see vinik pressuring Yzerman to get stamkos re-signed even if the team may be better off without him
I dunno about that. Vinik has shown himself to be very business savvy and able to make things happen easily. He's really grown the team since he took over with all his charity work and other community stuff, including building up Channelside. If Stammer does go, I think he'll be able to shift things around without too much trouble; I'd be surprised if he doesn't already have some plans worked up in the eventuality.
Obviously, Stammer is the favorite and the captain, but around the stadium and in advertising, they've done a good job of getting lots of players face time so that it's not a one man show. But if fans of other teams don't see that, I can't really blame them.
>>66560136
congrats you just described every team
>>66560136
Who do you think they would try to sell as the face of the franchise? Bishop is a good option but who knows if they're going to dump him for vasy with gudlevskis as the backup. That's a pretty solid combination. At that point hedman would be able to be signed long term so maybe that's the best thing for the team. I gotta say though even though he's just a business man I like vinik for reviving the downtown area. It used to be horribly dead down there
>>66560150
Eh, I think he's done quite a bit more than others, but I take your point.
>>66560155
Hedman would probably be the bet. He's the only other left from the 2011 run.
>>66560161
That's only because you follow them more closely so you know more of what they've done
>>66560155
Kind of depends this playoff run. If they do good without Stamkos, and Kucherov stands out along with Hedman and Bishop, then maybe market all of them as the faces of the team going forward. Kind of like when they had Lecavalier, St.Louis, Boyle, Richards, and Khabibulin to market.
>>66560194
The Tampa downtown used to be a giant ghost town. This guy completely rebuilt the area including moving a state of the art medical school down there and a bunch of new shops and restaurants. He really turned the area around. Idk how many other cities really had the same thing happen
>>66560247
You know I hate the Kings but watching that goal only makes me happy for some reason. It's literally the thing we all dream about as kids.
>>66560236
All of them. The cities give hundreds of millions of dollars to them to do exactly that. Congrats he took hundreds of millions of dollars and used it the way he said he would, just like the other owners because its hundreds of millions of dollars that he doesnt have to spend out of pocket.
>>66560266
I guess you would have to live here to see just how drastic a change it was. I'm willing to bet it was more than half of the teams in the league have ever had
SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYwA9s-hjMs
>>66560120
Tj will be moved next season if he doesn't perform and it will be Seguin to the stars part deuce
>>66559815
We have 2 down now bud, and letang appears injured as well. Step up your game.
What players are getting shipped off by Edmonton? McLellan is clearly beyond pissed at how shitty their core plays night in and out and Chia is competent enough to listen to his coach.
>>66560475
Everyone expect mcmeme and korpikoski. Koprikoski will be Puljus interpreter
>oilels
>mcmeme
>The Oilers record on Hockey Night in Canada since 2009-2010: 18-54-12 (.214 winning percentage)
>199 goals for, 312 goals against
>Oilers only a couple of losses away from clinching 1st overall
no pls
>>66560655
such a talented coach. imagine if he got put on a good team rather than the playoff chokers or the oilels
>>66559988
I've just resigned myself to baseball season already 3-0 broke me as a sharks fan expect absolute garbage and golf from the playoffs I'd honestly be happy just to make the finals or the end round but I'm expecting a first round sweep. If the kings do it and Hillary wins I'll go n a fucking rampage against someone
>>66560767
I don't think the shorks will shork this year, I think they are just outclassed by both Anaheim and LA and unfortunately they will play one of those teams in round 1
>>66560475
>McDavid
Untouchable
>Draisaitl
Untouchable
>Hall
Highly likely to stay unless an elite rearguard is in play
>Klefbom
If I had to choose between having one of McDavid or Klefbom in the lineup I'd pick Klefbom. The reason being is even without McDavid the Oilers were holding a playoff spot prior to Klefbom's injury. Ever since that game they lost him the team has slid.
Everyone else is fair game. Guaranteed blockbusters from the Oilers this off-season.
Never 5get
>>66560411
Yeah if seguin was a shitty soft manlet bust
Naikaa Suomea desu
>>66560931
rude
>>66561060
Naikaa teitä typerä
>Stamklot
elite
>>66559509
thanks for the devito pic, saved
What franchise in Canada brings in most money?
>>66561676
Laffs
#bantz
>>66562096
kek
huomenta
Is Tampon Gay rip now?
>>66562096
>59kr
ockerpris
>>66560831
Pretty much nailed it. Chia has the assets to raise this wreck from the ocean floor, but it will take some savvy as fuck GMing this summer. I'm hoping >we win the 1st overall at this point. GMs lose their shit at 1st overall picks, so that would be a big trade chip to use for help in defense.
where are the memes at?
>McDavid
>Gaudreau
>Eichel
>Larkin
>MacKinnon
>Ekblad
>Gibson
Who else /teamNAforthegarybowl/ here? It's gonna burn Eichel's ass so bad when he's gotta play 2C behind McDavid.
>>66560020
>Bustkov
there's your answer, fincuck
>>66560908
>tfw you see your post there
NHL Public Relations
@PR_NHL
The @FlaPanthers (idle) will clinch a playoff berth today if the Bruins lose to the Blackhawks in any fashion.
>>66565298
BARKOV
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Did you see him skate all around Detoilet until his teammates had an open goal and a dizzy goalie swimming on the ice?
He did more skating in that shift than Bustkov has done in his life.
>>66565683
>kneelanders best asset is that he can skate fast
lelmao have fun with your grabner-tier prospect
Who /teambarkovforthestanleycup/ here?
>>66565683
She will be great figure skater
>>66565811
>>66565826
>>66565884
Bustkov can't do anything though.
Enjoy the bust when the 44 year old puck controller retires and leaves Bustkov and his grandma tempo to himself
>all these Fincucks ITT
please leave
>>66565962
>>66565961
>mad at elite center
>>66565962
Shaddap, Finnposters > Swedeposters.
>>66565961
i wonder where you went. It was awfully quiet here during the Nylander 6 game drought.
>>66565962
>buys the kneelander is elite meme
TIP TOP KEKNADA
>>66566056
>>66566077
>>66566179
>>66566190
>Mongolposters
>2016
Get out
>>66565962
>mad at flags
Around this time the discussion here is always about nylander and barkov. nice thread
>frogs
>>66566327
this
why don't the fins support a good player on a hot team?
>>66566701
Barkov literally bought her through an app
>>66567374
Because pongs are jonne's team because NHL games and muh crosby
>>66567374
because fins are mentally ill
>>66567374
isn't this guy injured all the time?
>>66567440
this tbqh fám
>>66567429
>implying women are worth putting in any effort whatsoever
Dude is alpha af
>>66567440
>>66567511
>>66567525
>Crosby
Sundqvist babby
>>66567990
That's one ugly motherfucker.
Even uglier than the average Fin.
>philthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD2iQBntwh0
>>66568779
That is what happens when you are unfortunate enough to be born in northern sweden and get sami/finnish genes in your genepool as a result.
Why is the NHL shop so shit? I just spent almost $200 on a jersey and they cancelled the order because I missed their phone call.
Bettman doesn't want my shekels?
>>66569478
>I missed their phone call
wut? what are they calling about?
>>66569478
what jersey fâm?
>>66567990
He says you guys put cabbage on pizza.
>>66569649
they were calling to say hey smelly faggot hockey is a white person sport no jersey for you
>>66569679
We all know it was a barkov jersey. Come on now.
>>66569649
They wanted to double check my address or something. When I called them back it was too late. They already had cancelled my order.
Should I wait until the return goes through then buy again? Or buy it again now? Or just say fuck you, Bettman.
This shit is stupid too. I wanted it in time for playoffs.
>>66569679
he jerks off to dawty so you tell me
>>66569727
>>66569765
don't reply to me or my posts ever again
>>66569704
Only kebabpizza got cabbage as far as I know
>>66569679
A Kopitar home sweater. I figure it's the best choice since he will be with the Kings the longest.
>>66569649
They doubted anyone in Armenia could afford to pay $200 and tried to confirm it was not a prank
>>66569759
The league won't ship to smoking craters filled with human feces, you might have to move countries.
>>66569903
I was thinking something like that too, but they said it was to check my address. Just seems kind of strange to cancel the order so quickly just because they don't know how Armenian addresses work.
>>66569835
The team took him to a pittsburgh sandwich spot that puts it on the sandwiches and he said sweden only puts it on pizza so they made fun of him for ham in tubes and stuff.
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/real-time/Escalator-breaks-at-Wells-Fargo-Center-sending-Flyers-fans-falling-.html
BTFO
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hahahahaha
>>66569974
They were worried if they sent it to the wrong place someone would open it and their smell would forever be infused into the jersey and they wouldnt be able to accept a return. They were just being cautious
>Keep Stamkos
>For free
>pubelix
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>>66570145
>le ebin armenians smell meme
You're probably right though
>>66569974
"200 meters from the herd of diseased sheep, just right of the mass grave"?
>>66559589
He already killed eric nystrom, Shea is an absolute madman.
>>66569765
>dooty
>>66570346
>if you get shot at by Azerbaijanis you've gone too far
>>66570346
What is this mass grave you're talking about? Who or what is buried there? Armenian dreams?
Just saw austin mathews for te first time and i was quite shocked at how he looked. He has some mongrel in him.
>>66570478
You fuckers are killing it this morning
>>66570849
Armenian blood
>>66570849
I've always thought that too, is he half Finnish? Not even memeing.
>>66570940
ALL TOP 3 FINN PROSPECTS
>>66570940
He's a beaner, stop hating on minorities or I'll report you to the Trudeau Thought Police :^)
>>66570849
Isn't he Mexican?
>>66571145
>from Alberta
I refuse to recognize the Cuck as my national leader.
Only the Kongs, Ducsk, Pongs, and Pant hers have a chance to win the Cup. Prove me wrong.
>the clot
>down to 3 regular forwards in fantasy
I'm just gonna start balling dollars in with stale bread and throwing them to geese.
I might have fewer injuries and be far more amused.
>blots
fucking kek
If the Oilels keep McDavid, trade every other 1st overall on the team for defensive help, then squeak into the playoffs in the next few years, will >we be less hated? This would spread out the talent >we've been hoarding and squandering.
>mfw been a Coil fan since '95
>mfw I'm physically unable to become interested in any other team
>mfw I want to get off this ride
>>66571896
No. Fuck the Oilers
>>66571970
>i took that screenshot
kek
>oilels
>mfw I found out the Flyers haven't won a Stan Lee Cup for 40 years
for real? How do you go 40 years without even winning the NHL's highest honor?
>>66572013
It's >my team captured in a single image, I thank you.
>>66572015
MCDAVID TO LAINE
Let go of your hatred, Finland. Think of how based it could be.
>>66572029
>36 years without a gold
for real? for real? How do you go 36 years without even winning international hockey's highest honor?
>>66572228
Hey, bragging about gold is Canada's territory.
>mfw a gorillion gold medals for hockey, yet no gold in the reserve
THANKS, TRUDEAU.
>>66572626
Countries with relevant gold medals can brag tbf
Are the bombston cucks officially eliminated if they lose today?
Cheering for chicongo makes me feel dirty
>>66572692
Yes
t. Ken
>>66571896
You're only hope is that mcdavid is pretty likable.
>>66572692
>>66572890
No they are still in it, but Florida clinches
>>66572875
I would never be able to cheer for them. But I do need an American team to bandwagon for the ploffs. I'm thinking Florida because based Jagr.
>the city of bombston
>>66572892
He isn't though, he's classic emotionless "get to the net", "play our game" hockey man
>>66573022
>Barkov in the playoffsa
My body isn't ready for this.
>RAS1<
>>66572892
He's not a whiny diving bitch like Crosby, which helps a lot.
>finnish goaltending
>Finland
>rask smiling after the goal
RIGGED
>broons
Is bombston kill
>you are in the playoffs and barkov scores 2+2 against your time and writes a blog post how easy it was, what to do?
BARKOV
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>>66573931
Team*
>Barkov currently has more points than MacKinnon
I can't wait to see pro-scout laugh at you faggots who doubted.
Get fucked.
>boston thinking they can beat Teuvo Teräväinen
ahahaHAHAHAHAH
>>66573168
>possesses the most raw talent in the nhl
>one of the most exciting players to watch
>hard working
>doesn't complain or bitch about anything
Its like you enjoy being wrong.
knights
>>66574187
I'm not talking about his talent, which is undeniable, I'm talking about how likable he is, which is not very much
>>66574295
How is a modest youngster who doesn't even realize how fucking elite he is not likable?
>>66573931
Ask him to breed with my wife. Her second son (tyrese) only likes bball. I want a hockey kid
>>66574347
Because he is severely autistic
>>66574347
He doesn' have any personality. He's like a robot.
>>66574347
He's depresing to look at, he's dead inside and he has been since the lottery. Congratulations on killing the soul of yet another young player, Edmonton, you'll be reminded every time you look in his eyes and see nothing but suffering
>twokka
WE PLAYOFFS NOW
t. Red wings
Scrivens
>>66574488
>threekka
>the city of my nhl app
>>66574456
Not an oiler fan I have more self respect anon.
>>66574491
congrats
>>66574538
And another ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha
>Bombston ruins
FLORIDA IN PLAYOFFS
EVERYONE THANK BASED BARKOV FOR MAKING THIS HAPPEN
THANKS BASED BARKOV
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>r4sk
>finnish goaltending
>rask pulled
well atleast i dont have to watch him suffer any longer
>>66574654
THANKS BASED BARKOV
>finnish goaltending
Just applied to be a janitor, I will be removing all Finnish posts once I'm approved.
I'll never doubt the power of meme magic again.
Reminder that Barkov is a slav
>detpilet in with a -12
>rask is a top ten goale
t. "Pro scout"
BROOOOONNNS
Kane raping Claude Juliens career
>these mediocre as fuck detoilet, islel, and filthy teams will get in the playoffs
>leastern conference
>>66573931
Joke's on him, I would just be glad that he started to write in his blog again
>>66559363
The Stamkos injury is a made up injury. It's not real.
"Oh, our star player wants to be paid more than we want to give him? Oh, he thinks he is going to leave and get it from another team?"
Then he is mysteriously diagnosed with blood clots a week before the playoffs begin. Funny he needed to prove his worth in the playoffs in order to get that fat contract, but now he won't play unless Tampa makes the final, which the won't.
"What's that? Teams aren't offering you more than we are? Sure Steve, we'd love to have you back in Tampa."
Don't put it above Yzerman to pull this type of shit. There is a reason guys like St. Louis, Drouin and now Stamkos wanted out.
>>66574935
Who out of the west that isn't in a playoff spot would make it in the east?
>>66574935
fold the least when
>>66575022
no one. Only east teams making the playoff on west would be Capitals,pens and maybe florida.
why are players so scared to just destroy kane
throw an elbow and you win the game ez
>bombston
haven't seen a collapse this bad in a while
>>66575233
Because not everyone is a faggot Canadian niggergoon with muh grit
Who can stop this man
>getting raped on live tv
>broons
>>66575293
it's called leadership ya dip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yxLlZkknv0
>6-0 in the 2nd
>broons
they're going to miss the playoffs aren't they
Thanks for the clinch, bombston.
>>66575410
you should thank barkov for dragging panthers to win yesterday desu.
>>66575352
The combination of boards and his collarbone
Why are the bruins losing? I thought they had a bunch of first round picks last year, aren't those guys helping this year.
>>66575502
>finnish tavoitetaipumus
Are the cawks back or is bombston's D this wretched?
>>66575020
St Louis and Drouin are both whiny bitches and stammer doesn't want out
>>66575432
>Implying I didn't
Are any playoff matchups locked in yet?
>>66559363
>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours
This is your time to shine /hoc/, just don't be like the rest.
>>66575502
>I thought they had a bunch of first round picks last year, aren't those guys helping this year.
Literally none of their first round picks are in the lineup.
I may be wrong but I don't think any of them played a single game this season.
>HAPPENING
who is the GOAT manlet NHL player, /hoc/?
>>66575599
how much is the pay?
>>66575594
Pongs v rags very likely but god do I hope the Flylels somehow meme their way to 3rd for glorious pens v flyers.
HERE WE GO
BROONS SHITPOSTERS INCOMING
Is this the meme game of the year?
>this ref
>>66575673
>boston challenging their own goal
WEW LADS
>the state of this ref
>>66575502
>All three of Boston's 2015 1st round picks failed their conditioning tests
>Bombston B. Bruins
>refs trying to speak english
>it's a ref having a stroke episode
>>66575645
marcel dionne
theo fleury
>>66559776
>Drouin is a shitter
>19 Goal Points
>Japanese hockey """"""""knowledge""""""""
> wings fan rooting for chiraq
I feel gross
>TT 0 points in a 6 goal game
uhh finland?
>>66575645
St. Louis has two Art Rosses and a Hart
>binland
>>66575645
Wayne Gretzky
>congress had to literally give him 2 inches
>>66575827
iktf
Going to have to root for the ponguins later on too
>>66575655
0 markka
Just had a chat with the guy who rigs NHL games, it's gonna be a McQuaid last minute winner
>No Fluery
>No Malkin
>No Mataa
How long can we keep this up?
>>66576021
tybpro scout
>datsyuk might leave this summer, and wings still take the ccap hit
So the streak is dead at 25 then....
My favorite player might leave ;_;
>>66576047
I like datsyuk but does he even do anything anymore? Don't really follow the wongs
Nice job shitcongo
>>66576172
He does everything. He's been gone most of the season, but he still puts up more points than anyone. But, everyone is bad this year, he's at a Career worst of .75 points a game. Last year was 1.05.
He's still doing his thing being the best puck handler in the league and a really smart player, but he's not scoring goals like he used to and our other players aren't scoring from his passes
>>66575865
BUST
>>66576172
>>66576172
>>66575865
kid is a soft bust, any finn that says otherwise is a biased southerner
who's the best 3C in the league?
>>66575827
You're from Detoilet so you are gross
>>66576276
probably jenner
>>66576292
I'm from grand rapids nigga
>>66576271
doesn't he has pretty good stats for a guy who is 3c?
>>66576292
Detroit is 1000% better than whatever shit tier city you are from
>>66576320
me too
Is this where I >rags
>>66576349
>Detroit is 1000% better than whatever shit tier city you are from
top kek
Name a worse city than detoilet
>chicongo
nice choke job faggots
>>66576449
Kandahar
>>66576251
>the last 30 goalscorer on the wongs was Hossa
>>66576449
All of them except New York City
>>66576449
Surrey
Chris Johnston Verified account
@reporterchris
Chris Johnston Retweeted Dan D'Uva
Jonathan Drouin out injured from today's Syracuse Crunch game.
LEEEEEEEEL
>Hossa -2
is hossa's career about to be over?
>>66576501
>BLOTS
>CLOTS
couldn't happen to a worse "fan"base
>>66576501
well at least the rags are no longer a playoff threat
>>66576349
AH HAHA FAGGOT
>>66575865
Reminder that he was hyped as the next big thing here just 2 months ago by our fellow mongolian friends.
They have shifted to Bustkov now and he has already busted, they wont let go just yet until Laine/Pulju gets drafted
What is the best app to use for up to date scores including box scores? ESPN has been shit the last week, always shows 0-0
>>66576478
My God this delusion
>>66576546
i was wondering where you were during that bustlander's 7 game drought. Nice to see you again.
>>66576598
>Why is Nylander not picking up multiple points per game on the worst team in the league when they are scoring max one goal / game
Meanwhile Bustkov stays off the sheet in 7 goal wins
>>66576531
Wow I'm really going to miss the kid who hasn't played on the team most of the season and was complete shit when he did
Also
>that flag
>that post
Kek
>Ruins
>>66576652
Kadri hasn't had any problems scoring or anyone else for that matter. It seems to be more that Bustlander is just busting.
>>66576567
Enjoy your shit city faggot lmao
>>66576652
https://www.nhl.com/gamecenter/ana-vs-tor/2016/03/24/2015021104
Remember when Kneelander lit up the Ducks in that 11 goal game?
>>66576655
You're also going to miss stamkos, he's played his last game as a clot
>outcheered in your own building
MY SIDES
>>66576723
loooooooooooooool how hard can one bustlander bust?
>Chicongo in charge of scoring on empty nets
>>66576723
He was playing with concussion
teräväinen clutch as fuck again during the last minutes.
don't see bustlander playing in dynasty team the last important shift.
>BOMBSTON
LEL
>>66576717
Let's play a game: Detoilet or Chernobyl
>>66576884
That's your mother's gaping and derelict vag, I can smell it from here.
>>66576884
Cheeky fiver on Detroit
>>66576927
It is, Pripyat looks cleaner
>>66576710
Nylander got a goal and an assist last night in a game in which the leafs got 2 goals
>>66576884
If Detroit is bankrupt and the city looks like this, why do they keep a hockey team? What will happen to the city? Never heard a huge organisation like a city can go bankrupt.
Also, why is the usa ranked this high in hdi and gdp indexes if they have such cities? It's kinda saying that their economy isn't balanced at least.
>>66576787
Oh you're that autist nevermind. Here's your last (you)
>>66576987
Democrats.
>>66576987
I know nothing about economics: the post
>>66576987
There's no city in the us even close to as shitty as detoilet
>>66577060
Bodymore
>>66576987
They aren't bankrupt anymore. The city doesn't look like that. There's more money in the city and the surrounding suburbs than most places on Earth. It's literally a meme. You'd probably feel right at home in Detroit, Sergei.
>>66577060
Ok. But there are three questions in my post. Can you, please, say something more thoughtful?
>>66577060
Whatever city you live in is, without a doubt, a shittier place to live than Detroit. Enjoy your hellhole.
>>66577095
When Detroit turns 900 years old, I'd feel like home there, Steve.
>>66577122
Just saying there's a lot of Europeans and Russians living there and visiting there, you can find something to do 24/7 which you cannot say for most cities in America. There's a great music, arts and food scene there, the people who live there are passionate people who want to be there and welcome visitors. I know Napoleon didn't burn it down but that doesn't mean you wouldn't like it.
>>66577158
I know only about detrait techno, but I prefer a different one.
And I don't live in moscow. Never been there.
I'm not saying detroit is shit or smt. I'm only confused about its condition similar to Russia in 90's or today's ukraine. Is it a meme?
>>66577031
>shitpost like retards
>get mad when people laugh at your team collapsing
Sunbelt "fans" everyone
what team will draft clifford pu
>>66577101
>why do they keep a hockey team
It brings in money. It makes the downtown area more presentable and brings people in
>what will happen to the city
They'll keep throwing money at it and the downtown area hoping this suddenly makes all the poor and jobless people richer
>why is the US ranked so high
Detoilet wasn't always THIS bad. The automotive collapse of GM and Chrysler in 08/09 is when Detroit really started to go down hill and turn into a wasteland
>>66577212
Pedmontounue.
>>66577194
It's a total meme. There's so much money flowing into Detroit right now, you cannot find the apocalypse porn houses people were all about 10 years ago. The electronic music scene is great in Detroit, you can find some great DJ playing somewhere anytime, all genres.
I would imagine Detroit is doing better than most places in Russia or Ukraine just because there's more money here and more money to be made by renovating and rebuilding. No offense to Russia or Ukraine.
>>66577095
>i-i-its a meme
>>66571663
You're not wrong, senpai.
>>66577242
>it's a ''Canada Calls Detroit and Asks Them To Quiet Down" episode
Your people come here to party and have fun, cuck.
>>66577279
Yeah looks like a great time
Is burning down abandoned houses a sport?
>>66577305
You'll find out soon thanks to Weedman
>>66577305
It's not a sport when there is no opposition.
>>66577349
Nah we don't continually elect people who ruin our cities, detoilet
>>66577279
>Your people come here to party and have fun, cuck.
lol this delusion. People might go to a wongs game now and again but no one goes to the actual city.
>>66577368
DUDE
>>66577371
WEED
Also, the wings are in the actual city so I am guessing you are 12.
>>66577279
Hard to party and have fun when you don't have all-dressed chips.
>>66577403
>i-its a meme
>ruins
>>66577403
>cross bridge to go to wongs game
>cross back immediately after
yeah m8 we're going to see the city in droves
BREAKING NEWS
PUBLIX SANDWICHES CAUSE BLOOD CLOTS
>>66577425
>all-dressed chips
I had to google that. We have poutine.
>>66577368
>rob ford
>>66577452
>we have poutine
No you don't, you think you do, but you don't.
>>66577440
I meet Canadians every night I'm out. Meanwhile the only Americans going to Canada are 19 and 20 year olds who want to drink.
>>66577403
Detroit being shitty isn't a meme, c'mon son
>>66577194
Detroit sucks because it's full of black people, you can pretty accurately predict how shitty a city will be by looking at the percentage of black people.
>>66577481
And people who don't like getting shot
>>66577470
We have better poutine than you've ever had, without a doubt. We do everything better, as evidenced by this year's hockey playoffs.
>>66577095
DIDF please go
>>66577453
back2tumblr faggot. rob ford had toronto booming
>>66577425
Of course we do
>>66577491
It is a meme. It's a better city than whatever shit hole you live in, faggot.
>full of black people
They stay in their area and don't bother anybody except themselves. But stay literally terrified, makes sense, most Detroit haters are just pissing their pants afraid of ''black people''
>>66577526
>i-its a meme
>>66576251
When was the last time Larkin had a goal?
>>66577543
It's a meme, correct.
>>66577526
I'm from NYC and by no standard is Detroit a better city lmao
>>66577501
>better poutine than you've ever had
Ha!
>>66577524
No flaky puffs, then.
>>66577564
>rags
>>66577563
>i-it's a meme!
>>66577543
Jesus, huffing radiation is better for your health than living in Detroit
>>66577524
thats a good start, now get your top scientists to start working on ketchup chips
>>66577564
I already conceded NYC is a better city than anywhere, so calm down tough guy.
>by no standard
Normal people can afford to live there
>>66577584
and you're the one complaining about "memes"
>>66577596
Correct, it is a meme.
>>66577596
post apocalyptic
>>66577622
Normal people can definitely afford to live in NYC, just not subhuman detroit niggers :^)
>>66577638
>i-it's a meme!
menes
>>66577652
That is right, it is a meme.
>>66577651
Yeah, in Jamaica Queens with 30 other people.
>>66577507
>Toronto
>anything other than a immigrant infested rat hole
Eastern Canada should really just fuck off tbqh. American annexation of our oil provinces when?
>Stamkuck
>>66577501
>We have better poutine than you've ever had, without a doubt.
top kek m8. I fucking hate Quebec but if there's one thing they've perfected it's poutine.
One of my life goals is to live in an urban black neighbourhood and chill outside my 8-store flat drinking 40s with my african american brothers while listening to their music.
t: white lad from northern finland
>>66577524
fucking nice bro
>>66577671
All cities in Canada are immigrant infested rat holes. Have fun living in the forest.
>>66577657
ebin :DDD
>>66577678
Better make that the last on your bucket list then
>>66577676
Nah, it's over, we poutine now.
just make the fucking playoffs
>>66577596
I actually think they are slowly improving the overall area. Those houses are in need of demolishing and rebuilding tbqh. All that nature reclaim looks better in the end than the first pic.
>>66577605
They're busy coming up with more powerful penis pills
>>66577744
That is correct, it is a meme.
its a meme guys, i mean its not like people are rushing to evacuate the city
>>66577748
nice hgh gut
>>66577754
This Chinaman gets it.
>/hoc/ literally can't stop shitposting
>Blots
Clots
>Blots
Clots
>Blots
Clots
>Blots
Clots
>Blots
Clots
>Blots
Clots
>Blots
Clots
>Blots
Clots
>Blots
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>Blots
Clots
>>66577761
Your moms got a cock, and your dad loves it.
post yfw no canadian teams in the playoffs this year
>>66571663
It will either be the blackhawks or the stars. Don't lie to yourself.
>>66577793
Yes, this is true, it is a meme.
>>66577665
>Yeah, in Jamaica Queens with 30 other people.
Well if your already living in a city you might as well. Suburbia dwellers honestly think they are living the life on their 100m^2 plot of land, mostly taken up by their poorly constructed house. They can reach out their side windows and shake hands with the neighbor reaching out his side window. But damn, is it fun to mow that lawn!
Enjoy the eve expanding poverty in you inner city. But don't worry, you can just jump ship to the next suburbia a couple of miles down the road.
>>66577841
Absolutely, it is a meme.
>>66577790
>bothered by others preferences
Pretty sure that's a sign of autism.
REEEE SHUT UP
>>66577861
Shut the fuck up, you're not from New York City faggot.
>>66577692
You really need to get outside the GTA more, or even better, leave Ontario altogether.
>>66577678
Olli? Is that you making a Jokeagain?
Canada doesn't deserve Drake tbqh
Fresh OC
>>66577895
>>66577861
Is Alabama a meme in the states? Here my english teaches said to me Alabama for you is like Chukotka for us- kinda local rednecks and natives (chukchi in our case). Is this true? Tell me about Alabama. I know only this and the song by Morrison "Alabama song". Pretty good one desu.
Picrelated- 5/10 grills from my home city (upper Volga).
>>66577756
You seem like an expert, so here it goes. Whats the best penis pill these days? Anyway to get those bad boys online without a script?
>>66577992
>teaches
Teacher, of cause. It's understandable anyway.
>>66577992
Yes, Alabama is 100% a meme state.
>>66577761
Wow, that really puts it in perspective. But where are they all going?
>>66577992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zjWXlhxYLY
>>66578037
A mile away to Ferndale and Royal Oak.
I didn't realize Cleveland was so small and pathetic. No wonder they are faggots
>>66577992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2531r9-S5fw
>>66577780
Stamkos's blood clot put us over the edge desu. It created this cross over of Publix memes, Stamkos leaving Tampa memes, Stamkos signing in Toronto memes, and just general American vs Canada memes. /hoc/ wasn't built to handle this complexity in memes.
Let's get back to clip art guys.
>>66577992
Not Alabama, but could have been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo
>>66577802
As an Oilers fan, it feels good to see others suffer.
>>66578157
I think this is common to all central states.
This thread could use more
>BLOTS
>CLOTS
>>66577905
Or just leave southern Ontario. Northern Ontario is comfy as fuck.
>>66577935
Unrealistic as the girl in this image isnt 2 years old
All that matters is philthy is shit and theyre about to lose
Gudas gonna end Bill's career tonight
>>66578476
retards love misusing the word comfy now
>>66578648
Bill and Hag will skate around Gudas so many times that his fat ass breaks the ice and he falls through into a vortex below that is created by Bill's and Hag's skating
>>66578647
bombston or shittsburgh?
Pens flyers
>>66578723
Hello 4chan of hockey! Aleksander Sasha Barkov here. Ask me anything.
>>66578734
whoever wins, we lose
>>66578741
Why are you such a bust?
>>66578741
Why haven't you dumped your gf yet, so that you can start blogging again?
>>66578741
Why are you so elite?
>>66578741
What does Jagr's asshole taste like?
Just checked the scores.
Thank you Hawks, you are my greatest Ally.
>It was 3-0
>>66578143
I miss clip art memes
>>66578741
Is it true that your a Russian spy?
Hoc ded
>Panthers officially in the playoffs
DALE DALE DALE DALE
do the pingwings actually have a shot at a cup?
>>66579959
Dale dom dale
Filthy on suicide watch
It's over, the Devils are not going to make the playoffs
Letang > Karlsson ?
>>66581061
Carlson>Letang>Karlsson
Is Simmonds the niggest of the nigs?
PHILTHY GET YOUR NIGGER ON A LEASH
Is bishop enough to hold this team together through the first couple rounds until old man stamm and stralman are back? 2bh, memes aside, the lightning played a pretty good game last night
>sandwiches mentioned on the pens broadcast
>flyers getting btfo
Hahahah
>>66581259
were they mad at them?
>>66581230
>through the first couple rounds
i would be hardpressed to even put money on the first couple games
>>66581230
they are literally a first round exit
>>66581300
idk in theory they're fucked but playoff bishop was way better than regular season bishop, and hes already been the best goalie this season. if he keeps it up or is even better in the playoffs this year he might be able to carry the team until at least stammer is healthy again
>>66581293
Sadly not
>>66581230
Stammer will never play another game as a blot
>>66581193
As of now, yes. But in a few years...
>>66581328
Yea probably not until next season. Those blood clots are pretty serious
>the shitty of philthadelphia
>>66581358
The difference is simmonds can actually play hockey.
>>66581418
>implying anyone can stop the pingus
Filthy on suicide watch
>>66581324
The only reason they have a chance is because they're playing either Boston or Detroit, who on both playing mediocre. They better hope they don't pass Florida for 1st in the division, otherwise they're going to be hoping to draw the Isles.
>giving up 6 goals
orsonwelles.jpg
>>66581458
Assravaged flylel detected
>>66581473
The fuck is a flylel? Is that an irrelevantpuck name?
people actually think I care about the popularity of this sport in america?
>>66581488
Isn't basebore and the cfl already getting more popular than the NHL in Canada
>>66581500
>>66581501
>>66581501
lel absolutely not don't be ridiculous
>>66581501
lol no
>all these assdamaged filthy shitposters
>flyfags
>the impoverished hamlet of Fagadelphia
Mfw Stammer comes back and has a stroke on ice
>FILTHY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You probably shouldn't adress the salty cuckhoop fan in any way
>the nfl draft gets higher ratings than furcuck playoff games
>>66581458
Fuck off manchild
tfw no panthers gf
>yfw more people in florida know about the carolina panthers than the florida panthers
>furcuck
>>66581573
and every american sport is irrelevant compared to football/soccer. What's your point?
>>66581603
>MLELS
You're kidding right? That shit is more irrelevant than furcuck
Post your bracket predictions
Where does the 'fur' in furnace come from? And at least call it icefight or knifeshoes.
>>66581603
Literally every sport in the world is irrelevant compared to pesäpallo
>>66581618
forgot pic
>>66581616
Are all nfl fans this retarded that they can't tell when person is talking about a sport rather than some specific league?
>>66581618
>furcuck is so irrelevant they need to make brackets since amateur apehoop destroys it in the r8ings
>>66581626
Lmao goddamn faggot phone. Where does fur in furpuck come from*?
>>66581630
template
>>66581630
Hahahahaha
>>66581634
NFL fans aren't permavirgins like all furcuck fans
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES
>>66581573
Fuck off manchild
>>66581643
just namecalling desu. Can't except cuckhoop/handegg fans to come up with anything original or funny with their 70 IQ brains
>flyfags are complaining about macdonald falling into the boards
Jesus christ your shit team is probably less shit with him hurt anyway
>>66581660
good bantz lad
>>66581630
This is the worst fucking bracket I have ever seen
>>66581643
Canadian fur trapping, presumably
>>66581668
I can't hear you furcuck, your lack of ratings are too loud m8
>>66581703
Fuck off manchild
>>66581660
>y-y-your're virgins!!!11
>heh, that'll show them
Your average american "sports" fan
>cryers lose
>apehoop shitposting commences
shouldn't you be getting your golf set ready, simmonds?
>>66581714
>finland
enjoy getting overrun by neckbearded goatfuckers from the middle east
>one flyers fag is baiting this whole thread
>he's doing it to take the attention off how shit the flyers are
>he's getting away with it
Question: why do some generals like /NBA/ and /NFL/ and /MLB/ named after their professional leagues? Most all people talk about here is the NHL anyway, so why the inconsistency?
>>66581728
>USA
enjoy getting overrun by a much larger throng of neckbeared spics from mexico
>>66581719
>shittsburgh being racist
go suck off ben rapistburger
>>66581738
We were first. We talk about several leagues and international teams. Youre a nigger.
>>66581738
Better question - where the fuck is >our new thread?
>tfw drinking rum
>it's actually bretty gud
I now want to be a pirate
>Flyers get raped
>W-WE DON'T LIKE HOCKEY ANYWAY
NEW
>>66581842
>>66581735
everyone here knows exactly how shit the flyers are
>>66581809
based Funland
