Official Game Thread - 7:00 EST
>laffs
We control our own destiny m8s
>laffs
Whole slovakia is rooting against detroit, because they want tatar in the iihf meme tournament. I fucking hate my country
>laffs
>>66551840
Absolutely shameful, senpai...sometimes, you have to show them the way. What's the gun laws like in your country?
here
this singer is pretty qt, good for you canada
Wings are fucked this year.
Holland should be gone for doing nothing on D for the last 5 years, except for having DDK fall into his lap
Who's the qt slut singing the anthem
i'd do her
>>66551997
>>66552021
The only white girl in the greater Toronto area
>>66552044
>Toronto
>white
>sjw ground zero
Annndddd into the trash it goes
>>66551840
>caring about skoda cup
I thought we were the only ones
As this is the first time >we are in Toronto since his death, this post is in memoriam for Rob Ford, honorary American.
RIP
>>66552065
im white.
but I live in Saskatchewan
>>66552171
Literally who?
>>66552065
have you ever been to toronto? there are literally zero whites
>its a bob cole episode
for fuck sakes can this old bitch fucking retire already? he never gets names right and im fucking sick of it
>>66552293
kek.
I used to love cole.
>>66552237
Plenty of times. Theres enough. It's just a tumblr feminist shithole. I like the smaller cities better in Ontario (Cambridge, Waterloo, etc)
>>66552215
You serious?
>zip cam on the powerplay
reeee
SCAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!
>>66552306
>Waterloo
there are no whites here either
>>66552237
>literally
DATSYUK YOU ARE A GOD
SCCCCAAAARRRR
Larkin has rosacea
>this game
>>66552389
Yeah but your minorities aren't bottom feeding minimum wage trash. It's a pretty gorgeous city
Zetterberg is shit now lel
>>66552436
yeah he hasn't been very good this season unfortunately desu
this team doesnt really deserve playoffs but honestly:
MUH STREAK
>>66552480
If we get in and get swept I would still be content.
>>66552450
He looks slow
>>66552505
yup desu.
>mfw a leafs fan near me told me their rebuild wont take long
>zero goaltending
>zero forwards
>one defensemen
the shana"""plan""" is apparently signing a contending team of free agents
I'd rather end the streak and get one or two higher draft spots and end this incessant push to get into the playoffs at the cost of future success.
This team fucking sucks anyways and will get swept or lose in 5 to whoever they play
>>66552513
He's still proficient at setting up plays and acting as team captain, but yes he is slow and I thinj his shooting has been very poor this season. I feel like he has missed several easy goals
>>66552552
>>66552567
>cucks supporting a michigan team
AHAHAHAH every time
>>66552613
Maybe they are based Windsor bros
>>66552613
im an oilers fan m8, just watching hnic like always, stop being such a faggot
>>66552637
>having to get your passport stamped by a big strong american border security guard before you can watch your team
good cuck boi
>>66552613
>supporting the 多倫多أوراق القيقب
Diversity is strength my Toronto friend!
![tumblr_lgokz2fsJS1qzgjfco1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/FZfYlQr.gif "tumblr_lgokz2fsJS1qzgjfco1_500[1].gif")
>I've come here to chew bubble gum and shitpost
>And I'm all out of bubble gum
>>66552683
Not really though, just wanna see goose loose
>>66552657
Been to a ton of red wings and lions games, border Canucks are pretty cool and always welcome in Michigan. Fuck off Newfie.
>>66552663
>ill support the ooga booga wongs instead
>>66552683
what are your thoughts on william "0.01 ppg" nylander
>>66552732
>tfw we could have had ehlers
the leaf fans on reddit still think nylander is good
>>66552715
Toronto's motto is literally, unironically "Diversity our Strength"
I'd rather cheer for a blue collar city with some niggers than a SJW, Muslim, LGBT, Chink shithole
SCAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!
SCARRRRRR
>2parks
send him back to the echl already
pls b in playo ffs
>>66552771
>cheering for poor trash
>thinks poor trash is better than poor trash of a different color
Kek kys shit stain
>>66552771
>I love detroit. I can watch my beloved wongs in the evening and then head over to the black lives matter protest right after!
>>66552826
lmao there is no social activism in Detroit
It's hard to protest about the police when the police force is like 80% black
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BROS
shitcongo needs to help us out tmrw
>>66552826
>social movements
>in detroit
lmao just lmao
>>66550503
Is it Elias?
>laffs
>babbycock
NO
CUPS
SINCE
67
SHIT TIER DELUSIONAL FANS
>>66552844
haha yep.
Really a strong point for Detroit. None of this knee-jerk cop bullshit.
>>66552930
Are you advocating for bandwagonism?
"im not a shill"
-don cherry
does cherry know about the jewish problem?
>>66553035
of course, he's named the left-wing pinkos on air before
>>66552986
Not really. If you're not from the state of Michigan or near the border in Ontario you probably shouldn't be a Red Wings fan, unless you can come up with some kind of justification for it. Being a Leafs fan is simply masochistic though. No matter how much my words may or may not sting them their team's performance is always going to end up hurting their feelings more in the end.
>>66553113
i'm still a lions fan and consider packers fans from MI fags.
anti fighter pussies fucking btfo
thank you based cherry
>>66553156
Damn straight. I fucking hate the packers.
>>66553156
Yeah, I'm a Lions fan and I wouldn't blame anyone from MI for not being a Lions fan. But if you're a Packers fan you can die a violent death.
>>66553214
funny story, I met a Lions fan from philly or something. He said it was because he liked them because they are usually the underdogs, making the wins so much sweeter.
I still get painfully moody when the lions lose/packers win.
>>66553271
That win in Lambeau was glorious. Too bad the rest of the season was shit
I was at the home Packers game, that was awful
>>66553271
i'm not even mad at the GB game in Detroit this year. It was a typical Lions choke capped off with the memest play of all time. If DBs crowd the endzone, it's really easy to go in front of them, that simple. 2-0 would have been awesome though
>>66552732
>swede
That's what you get
>>66553316
>>66553331
I literally threw my dorm chair on the ground. Almost broke it.
Goddamit wongs
>>66553348
He just caused a goal you got fucking owned
>"Hey Blash, Athanasiou and Mantha are looking pretty good, what are you going to do with them?"
>"I'll put them on the fourth line with certified game breaker Luke Glendenning!"
>mantha blown the fuck out by nylander
Say something nice about Canadians. Ill start:
Harveys is a pretty bomb burger joint and I love Tim Hortons coffee
>>66553491
Great national anthem and I also get Tim Hortons probably at least 3-4 times a week for breakfast
>those hot wong sluts behind the coach
Zetterberg is regressing hard.
When Sundin got that old he was still impossible to knock off the puck and was always controlling the play.
>>66553436
lel hes still shit
>>66553491
You guys don't have Harvey's? I thought it was American
>>66553491
My Canadian relatives are very polite, no memeing
>>66553491
>eating fast food
disgusting
Kadri can't control the urge to punish the infidel
>>66553560
>/fit/fuck and his home made vegetable shake
fagt
>>66553491
>>66553507
tims is absolutely fucking horrible
>mcdonalds has better coffee AND breakfast items
>fucking anywhere else has better donuts
>staffed entirely by dirty foreigners
iced caps are the only reason to go there
>>66553560
Never eating fast food is almost as bad as constantly eating fast food. It's like admitting you have no self control. It's like a recovering alcoholic chastising his buddies for having a couple drinks.
>>66553576
>mfw this poster is either fat or skinny fat
>mfw they are probably liberal as well
kek
>>66553591
I'm not sure if your logic is sound..
>still waiting for Mantha Mania
>>66553491
Rush is one of the greatest rock groups of all time.
>>66553579
Tim Hortons coffee is alright, but the only way you could convince me to drink that crap at McDonalds is if it was free. The 69 cent coffee at a speedway station is better than that garbage.
>>66553610
why do americans always like the worst canadian things?
hip>rush
>Green
top kek
>>66553591
Fast food is shit always and offers no benefit. Alcohol is at least useful for socializing.
Not my fault you have no willpower you amerifat.
>>66553579
>McDonald's better anything
>iced caps are the only reason to go there
Confirmed for horrible taste. Only women and nu-males drink cold, syrupy coffee
>that camera again
just stop
>>66553579
>iced caps are the only reason to go there
absolutely degenerate thing to say
>>66553638
>he needs alcohol to be cool around people
check yourself into a mental hospital you fucking loser
>>66553638
It's garbage but it's delicious garbage. Everything in moderation. If you ate fast food as often as the leafs won you'd be doing alright.
eat like fatty and work out like an absolute madman or you are a confirmed cuck
>>66553642
>implying iced caps aren't just capp-flavoured slushees
chocolate chills are better anyways
>>66553675
>being that fag who never drinks
>being that obviously sober guy who is still trying to appear 'fun'
lellllllllll. you realize everyone think ur a fag bud
>>66553677
>"useless garbage in moderation"
lel no thanks fatty
>>66553642
>>66553674
>he doesnt like creamy chocolate chill ice caps
you people should be gassed
>>66553715
>being that edgy faggot who takes everything just a tad bit too seriously and never has fun
Ice coffees are GOAT
That is all
>>66553715
youre trying too hard
Nylander's got his head on a swivel. Good game sense for a kid.
>>66553728
>"im going to tims with my wife and her boyfriend to get an ice cap"
>>66553579
It's on the way to work and McDonald's isn't. And the coffee isn't that bad.
I never get donuts but I get the bagels and muffins and they are both pretty good
>>66553739
>being this mad your fatty echo chamber is being broken for the first time in your life
>>66553728
No, I like coffee with 1 sugar and 1 cream. Because I'm not a pussy that needs 15 sugars, flavoring and tons of cream to enjoy coffee. No wonder your country is full of immigrants and you elected Trudeau
>>66553758
chocolate chills aren't iced capps
>>66553649
I like the drone style footage, looks good and cinematic on my projector
>>66553789
It's fucking fast food not politics. I don't expect you to share my opinion but I'm getting a kick out of how dead fucking serious you are about this.
>>66553793
>sugar and cream in coffee
youre a pussy
>>66553789
lel you stroke yourself to zzyz pics dont you shit stain?
>>66553839
>"i-iiam going to try and fit shame him"
kekkkkkkkkkk
>>66553789
whats it like being a manlet?
>>66553828
>drinking cappuccino
>drinking iced coffee that's pure sugar
Yep. You sound like you can judge anyone on how manly they are.
>>66553857
>faggot thinks his abs can make up for his train wreck of a face
kekkkkkk
>>66553859
>all these fatties ITT
>mfw they are detoilet fans
jesus christ. hockey is a healthy mans game. Please find another nu-male sport.
>>66553889
I bet he cries to himself on /r9k/ every night making threads whining about how getting fit didn't change his social life.
>>66553889
My face looks refined as fuck due to my low body fat. Stay mad and enjoy your jowels.
>>66553886
>being so insecure that you cant even enjoy a tasty drink
shit buddy, chill out with an ice cap
>>66553920
>translation: im still ugly
kek enjoy your premature steroid induced balding shit for brains
>>66553894
>>66553859
>>66553857
>>66553828
>>66553789
Jesus. You Canadians are so easily triggered.
>>66553894
NHL is a professional league. Take your team to the amateurs, you might have better luck
>>66553920
lets see then, include your height as well
scrolling through this thread, this game must suck huge dick
>>66553928
>drinking the sugared jew
>>66553935
Ive never been rejected by a girl. You are so fucking mad rn
>>66553949
The only people triggered here are the fatties and skinnyfat high estrogen losers. Look at how I riled them up.
Jesus, Gordie Howe looks awful
>>66553961
non playoff teams, thats why
>>66553961
Nah, that's just the Laffs fans stinking it up. Try any thread with Rags fans too, it's the same shit except worse.
>>66553971
>never been rejected by a girl...im alpha guise i promise
lel sure you fucking loser...and everybody on /pol/ is working on a phD STEM degree
>>66553992
you cant get rejected by a girl when you never leave your basement
When no one in thread is leaf/wing fan and are either triggered or fat
>>66553971
>G-guys I'm not fat, and ugly. I get lots of girls, I swear!
Sounds triggered to me
>>66553982
giving the classic retarded old person shitting themselves look
Can you autists stop
¿triggered or /b/ait?
>>66554010
I just stated the objectively true fact that any amount of fast food is bad for you and that by giving in to it it shows your shit will power and shit character.
Then you got triggered as fuck.
Stay mad. Keep voting democrat you liberal, take no responsibility loser.
i wish all hockey threads were like this.....this /fit/shit needs to post in all wongs threads from now on.
>>66554049
Well hmmm, let's see, if you made yourself look like an ass you're still a master troll as long as people reply to you right? That's how it works these days I think.
sorry guys, im the insecure /fit/izen, ive just been really upset lately because my girlfriend took a trip to detriot and wont return my calls, please disregard my previous posts
>>66554059
Good thing my country isnt run by Trudeau and allies with ISIS
>>66554077
your girlfriend's son is still with you, right?
>>66554059
Jesus Christ, are you still upset by it?
Half of the Canadians in this thread like the Wings. Sounds like you're cucked. Enjoy your DUDE WEED, and rapefugees
>>66554092
enjoy 8 years of Hillary friend!
>>66554077
I think I saw her on the tunnel bus with a black dude.
>>66554077
me again. this post was b8 and everyone who replied got tricked :^)
Who Pistons/Bulls here
>>66554120
At most. Trudeau can run your Beta nation for 20 years
>>66553920
>jowels
>arrroooooooo
>>66554059
>im a strong conservashit in the most liberal country on the planet
guessing you force your gyno with a gun to take your money after every visit, dont you cocksucker?
>>66554139
>nba fan
no wonder this thread has so many cucks in it.
>>66554092
>Good thing my country isnt run by Trudeau
>le bad PM meme
Coming from a guy from a country that will be run by corrupt old hag Hillary "with a cloth???" Clinton
Trudeau's already done a better job with Canada than Obama ever did for America btw
>>66554122
couldnt be her, she said she was visiting some friends
>>66554120
At least she's a Warhawk, unlike "if you kill your enemies they win"
Maximum cuck
>>66554150
jesus christ sparks sucks
>>66554175
>allied with ISIS
>>66554150
>"im a berniecuck, he needs to win so my wifes son can go to college!"
>>66554168
I am a fan of all Detroit sports. This is a big basketball game for the Pistons.
>>66554200
oh did I forget to congratulate you on that meme too? Sorry
>>66554150
God damn, America bringing the bantz
>>66554175
trudeau has done nothing but fuck shit up
The Albertians are just mad because their votes dont count
>Datsyuk pondering retirement to go back to Russia
>Cap hit will stay on the books
JUST
>>66554233
they elected ndp, they should never be allowed to vote again
>>66554150
BTFO
>>66554224
>replying to your own pust
>>66554271
>being this desperate
>>66554246
So did the rest of Canada, except Newfoundland because they were too busy fishing to vote (if they know what voting is)
>>66554271
lel keep grasping /fit/shit
>>66554293
>mobile poster
fag
>>66554308
You just went full fedora
>>66554293
>what is phodoshop
>>66554306
>tfw I will ALWAYS be in better shape and be a better man than you
>>66554308
>still grasping at straws
Most people here watch streams and post from their phone. You should just stop, you're looking retarded.
>>66554316
better than going full cuck
>>66554326
I photoshopped my phone in less than a minute. You caught me.
You allow presenters to wear Chelsea boots on Canadian TV? Fucking lol
>>66554334
>>66554326
>>66554308
Just superb banter coming from a nation where cripples are idolized for dying while running.
>>66554354
I said phodoshop you cuck
>>66554334
Yeah at least you're not in the room when your girl gets turned out by Tyrone.
>>66554374
>>66554334
>Canadians calling people cucks
You can't make this shit up. How many ISIS refugees are you paying taxes for by the way, do you get tax credit for housing them and letting them breed with your wives?
Remember when /hoc/ wasnt a war between US and Canada betas? Pepperidge Farms remember
>>66554402
>coming from the country so cucked politicians say black lives matter over all lives matter
JUST
>>66554433
>reddit memes
>american flag
this checks out
>>66554433
blame the /fit/ faggot. surprised hes posting in a hockey thread instead of an oiled up coppertone body building thread.
>>66554453
Canada is reddit
>>66554436
>coming from a country that supports Muslim refugees over its own natural born citizens
You can't even win a Stanley Cup. We cucked you in your own sport too.
>>66554457
>this fatty is STILL triggered
holy shit. I think its time to consider suicide.
No Leaf thread. Go away Canada
CMON GUISE THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH
I'd let Mickey Redmond Mickyism in my asshole while Ken Daniels shouts stats at us
based howard
LOL LEAFS FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>letting Quincey score on you
>laffs
SCOOOORRRRREEEEE....what a beauty
QUINCY SCCCCAAAARRRR
Teal
>>66554585
>implying we even want to win
get ready to get cucked by philly
The Laffs at least have some hussle
>>66554613
Go away Canada. No Maple Leaf thread
>>66554604
my mom just saw that...she doesnt appreciate you promoting images where women are sexual objects. thanks for taking my emotions into consideration when posting in the future, anon :)
>>66554613
W-we didn't even want to win! We were just watching the game and posting on a Saturday night because Ahmed took my wife to dinner! Ultimate cuck
>>66554613
Yeah when you're a fan of a Canadian team the only thing you have to be excited about is tanking and getting another draft pick to ruin.
>>66554641
Sorry m8. Tell her I'll make it up to her when I come over tonight
>that dead silence in air canada
>>66554666
That dead silence in Thread Canada. Hi satan
>>66554645
its 7 pm here. Im still going out tonight loser.
This thread sucks. They should change /sp/ to /soc/ as they are the only active fanbase. Everyone else just talks /pol/
>>66554717
>going to a bar by yourself and trying to pick up leftovers / the 60 year old alcoholic cougar
2cool4me fgt
Howard is playing great.
>>66554666
They have nothing to be loud about, but yah its pretty bad in there.
>>66552567
>all canadian teams will miss the playoffs
>"our" national sport
Leafs will have more points than Wings next year. Enjoy this last win for a few years.
>>66554904
There you go with that wishful thinking again. Laffs fans never learn.
>>66554904
>t-this year doesnt count guise, wait til next year! XD
lel you useless twat
>>66554904
>laffs fans genuinely think this
Going to love the tears from you fairweather wing fans when datsyuk leaves to the khl.
>>66555004
Poor delusional laffs
>>66555004
nothing fairweather about michigan sports fans you casual fuck stick or else lions tickets wouldnt be selling out.
>>66555004
Wings fans already know that next season is Datsyuk's last in the NHL.
ITT: continual Canadian agitation.
>>66555033
Megatron retiring. Nobody wants to play in your garbage dumb of a city.
Maybe the tigers will win it all this year? Or they'll just get btfo by the Jays.
>>66555076
Because everyone is clamoring to play for the laffs. They're the fast track to a Stanley Cup, and Toronto definitely is a nice with all that sjw trash.
>>66555076
When was the last time any toronto sports team won?
>>66555076
bawwww, its ok pouty shit stain...you can take your frustration out on me and my city for your worthless franchise, im big enough to take it ;)
>>66555124
>american
>big enough
That was obvious fatboy
>>66555109
Eh, I think they have potential to be good but I'll save my judgment until July/August
goddamit detroit...dont fuck this up
>>66555169
Im ready for baseball to start. Only thing we have nowadays.
Based
lol fuck off leafs
3rd Place!!!
Get fucked laffs. Trash team, trash city.
Refs handed another game to the wings.
GET READY TO GET KEKED PHILLY
>>66555291
God damn, what a whiny fucking team. Accept the loss like a man, cuck
>>66555290
Quit posting your coal burners.
>>66555291
>wahhhhh
kys Doug
lel detoilet negroes bootyroasted as fuck
>>66555316
>any girl that doesn't wanna fuck me is a coal burner
>>66555351
Americans are so tough over a keyboard.
lmao little boy galchenyuk can't handle big finn man
>>66555382
Easy, Pierre
