With the absolute shambles 1982's European Cup winners are at present, could we see a repeat of Christmas 2012's infamous 8-0 humiliation?
Of course, this wouldn't be the first time in recent years a club bankrolled by a Russian has gone to a Birmingham club in disarray and won 8-0.
Kick-off at 12:45pm UK time.
Asston Shitta: Guzan; Cissokho, Lescott, Richards, Hutton; Gueye, Westwood, Sanchez; Ayew, Gestede, Gil.
>Subs: Okore, Bacuna, Sinclair, Veretout, Bunn, Lyden, Grealish.
Lelsea: Courtois; Azpilicueta, Ivanovic (c), Miazga, Baba; Mikel, Fabregas; Pedro, Loftus-Cheek, Kenedy; Remy.
>Subs: Begovic, Clarke-Salter, Matic, Oscar, Traore, Pato, Falcao.
First for /a/
>>66533653
Why is Chelsea's squad so shit?
>traore not starting
WHY
![1414256403588_wps_51_The_electronic_score_boar[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WQTCO3T.jpg "1414256403588_wps_51_The_electronic_score_boar[1].jpg")
>>66533653
Here's the other 8-0 Ruskie-Brummie beatdown, if you really must know.
>that Chelsea line-up
Wow
USA USA USA USA
Anyone have a decent stream?
>>66533698
seconded
>Not starting Falcao
An invalid could score against Villa, it's time to bring back the GOAT.
>>66533698
Your mum had a decent stream of my piss in her face last night
Just left a empty lolly packet in the fridge lads
>>66533713
Chelsea striker pecking order
1. Costa
2. Traore
3. Remy
4. Pato
5. Iva up front
6. JT up front
7. Zouma up front
8. Hazard
9001. Falcao
It hurts to know that carlos sanchez and rudy gestede get paid to play professional football
>>66533653
are you the guy who starts and concludes /180/ threads?
Where do you keep your apples lads? Fridge master race here
when is costa back? love that guy
>>66533732
hazard played a bunch of games as striker while remy sat on the bench so I'd probably put him higher up that list.
who looking forward to the villa great escape?
Newcastle vs Norwich or West ham vs Palace would have been better
willian?
>>66533748
escaping the PL?
>>66533732
Neckbeard weeb who hasn't even scored in the league above the former GOAT.
are villa gonna become the first team across the top 4 english leagues to officially be relegated?
>>66533734
Gestede is a brilliant modern target man. Would take him at spurs for second choice striker/plan B.
>>66533737
Yep.
>>66533755
talking to hiddink soon
but won't mention him because JT and Cahill
give villa your power \o/
>>66533762
or bolton, who are also 12 points from safety.
>>66533653
That chelsea team is so shit, villa could actually win
>>66533784
I adore your contributions.
>>66533795
\o/
its never to early to beg
gibs stream pls
plebbit has introduced all these new rules and its scared away all the streamers
Where the Villa tripfag
I wanna bully him
>Remy
Thought they forgot about him, but desu I would have rather Pato played because he's yet to feature for Chelsea, I think.
>>66533797
That's what they get for pushing Lennon out. Throwing away their trump card, they're gonna be in league 1/2 for a LONG time.
who is this fucking jew
>>66533846
weally weally weally like this guys woice
>>66533818
UTV is on parole for noncing. Don't think he's allowed internet access.
>>66533818
Why? U nig or something bro?
>>66533846
a board member who just said "when we go down I mean if we go down..."
>>66533859
he is just sucking randy lerners dick because he is the one who pays him
Why don't paki shops deliver? I really want some chocolate biscuits.
>>66533862
>wascist UTV
good meme, better than self stalker.
why did he say they want an english manager?
bit racist
>no Pato
come on Guus
have some fun already
>>66533889
only us english would be dumb enough to take the job on
I miss him guys
SEXY MICK SOON
>>66533889
>say english
>2 of the 3 favorites are not english
>>66533903
That is some tip top pashun.
>>66533909
why would he leave a club on the up though
villa are going to struggle next year when they have to sell 60% of the squad and play youngsters
>>66533903
he's a moron
>>66533913
if they appoint anything other than an englishman now he is just leaving himself open to ridicule
surely you should appoint somebody on their ability to do the job and no their nationality
english managers are shit overall
>people are unironically going to watch this instead of Burnley vs Brighton because it has a PL badge slapped on it
>>66533903
>Villa lost that match
wew
>>66533928
>anywhere else on the field, that's a penalty
Tim Sherwood on a foul in the box
is loftus-cheek good?
>>66533941
hes cheeky
>>66533939
hopefully BT sport get the lower league games soon too cba with sky
>>66533903
What did he mean by this?
>>66533941
he's the english pogba
>>66533941
he is another pacey black man who will probably end up at stoke or something
>>66533937
>english managers are shit overall
Edgy
>>66533862
Wat
Does UTV still post on here?
Who is Matt Mazda? Where is Guus going next season?
>>66533941
People unironically call him the next Yaya.
>>66533974
villa
>>66533974
Guus is going to a retirement home from here
>>66533974
>Matt Mazda
a yank CB
>Where is Guus going next season?
the retirement home
>>66533981
>>66533985
same thing
>>66533975
>yaya
>good
>>66533974
us ypoty.. south
"Cahill is a bit of a weird situation"
what did he mean by this?
>>66533975
lazy cunt?
>>66533821
>neil lennon is a good manager
loving this meme
laughed hard as fuck when they got rid of him
Why is CIA in a vidya with Charlie from LOST?
how many seasons till villa are in league one?
i think villa could actually win this game, chelsea's team is woeful
>>66534047
Villas has been woeful all season.
>>66534047
But not as woeful as Villa's, mind.
>>66534051
>you now remember aston villa have actually won games this season
>>66534047
Unless Miazga and Baba have a complete shit show, I doubt Chelsea will lose this.
Reminder Robbie Savage said Villa would go down the first day of the season.
what did gabby actually do?
seems like they are trying to get rid of him and paying no compensation
>>66534091
Reminder Robbie Savage is a major spunkbucket
>>66534091
Look at the state of their defence.
>>66534094
Smoking shisha in Dubai.
VELSEA AGAINST CHILLA
>>66534094
Gabby hacked bong, you whore.
![_89040168_gabrielagbonlahor[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p5iruII.jpg "_89040168_gabrielagbonlahor[1].jpg")
>>66534094
>>66534091
except he's said that last five seasons, but not this one
>>66534113
You dirty little runt
>>66534101
So why haven't they punished all the players who have been playing shisha all season?
why are bank adverts pushing multiculturalism so hard?
>>66533975
See >>66533956 for accurate assessment
>>66534128
>look how normal it is goy
Every advert does.
>>66534128
it shouldn't be that hard to figure out why don't you go ask >>>/pol/
>sanchez hasn't played since boxing day
>suddenly gets in the team now garde is gone
literally why? he is one of the worst players i have ever seen
I like the team desu
>>66533670
Because he just came from 2 games for Burkina Faso. I hope he can play the last 30 minutes.
How do brits feel about Ricky Gervais?
>Wake up early to watch my Foxes
>The game is tomorrow
Fuck, now I'm stuck watching this shit
>>66534110
Wow it's nothing
the villa players should be praised for not turning to harder stuff this season
Who Zouma here?
>>66534157
Cunt, but Extras was good.
>>66534157
He isn't funny.
>>66534157
Absolute ledge
Am going to miss this match, hope it's a 0-0 draw
>>66534164
Fucking pleb.
>>66534157
stephen merchant made him funny
>>66534157
>does none of the work
>gets all of the credit
Poor Steve man
>A4 meme
>>66534161
he left the country without consent though iirc
>>66534160
watch for matty
>>66534157
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH KARL YOU'RE A BAFFOON PLAY A RECORD
>>66534175
Fuck of Ricky.
inb4 0-0
What's the point in televising this match? Two pointless teams, empty stadium, hardly any fans watching at home. Utterly pointless
Gestede is going to destroy this yank
I hope Pato never plays for Chelsea.
>ads overlaying a live broadcast on a paid channel
why do people allow this
who the fuck is raman sounds like noodles
>>66534183
I think he'll be okay.
>>66534199
why?
>>66534201
Because betting companies are cancer.
FINALLY TIME FOR EPL
FUCK INTERNATIONAL BREAK
>>66534210
Because it would be pointless. Any minute he plays is a minute that someone else could have played.
NICE ATTENDANCE
>L-L-L-L-L
What did Villa mean by this?
streams?
Anyone else here to laugh at
>chelshit
>>66534207
why isn't cech wearing the hat?
Gervais , Merchant and Plikers are all funny in there own way and all make me laugh.
They all have there flaws though , its not a competition tbqh.
Also no Ricky = no merch or plik
>it's a chelsea 2-0 bus cruise episode
mfw my face when villa get lucky and knock us out of the fa cup and then we buy their best player, keep him on the bench and they get relegated
get fucked you cancerous waste of space
>>66534212
>INT break over
>Epic FTW April fools over
>Threads will actually be active enough to keep bad thoughts away
Good day fampi.
All those empty seats lel, way to "support" your team.
to be fair, the team is shit and in dead last, so i do why no one wants to watch them
>>66534237
>there
Fuck sakes milky ya wog
Gonna have a cheeky game of CS
this is shit
>villa unironically spent £40m more than leicester on their squad
miazga runs exactly like cahill
It's gonna feel weird seeing Chelsea not competing in Europe next season.
how fucking shit do you have to be to make Villa look good lmao
>>66534245
are you seriously laughing at wasting one gazillion on benteke
>chelshit unironically spent £300m more than leicester on their squad
>>66534256
chelshit didn't compete in europe this season either lmao
>>66534253
It is kind of ironic
>>66534266
you realise we'll still get 28 million for him, and get someone better in
who gives a fuck
Thank fuck they changed it back to normal.
>>66534272
>you realise we'll still get 28 million for him, and get someone better in
>livershit delusion
ahahahahahahahahahaha
no way is benteke going for 8 digits unless a club in china buys him
Do players get paid when they play for their country? Implying they don't win anything.
Why are there no good Indian footballers?
Wht are Vilal trying to so hard? just let Chelsea score ffs
why is a club from Birmingham called Aston Villa?
what do these two word mean? any connection with Aston Martin
could it be the founder of the car company, Martin Aston, had his villa in Birmingham?
>>66534272
>you realise we'll still get 28 million for him, and get someone better in
are you that delusional or just shitposting? who are we going to get? thats even better
i sort of wish dani ings wasn't injured
Good morning.
villa to concede at 43' and then a few in 2nd half
>>66534272
>we'll still get 28 million for him
lel
>>66534286
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammed_Salim_%28footballer%29
>>66534283
I think they do, African FAs not paying their NT players is (or used to be) a problem
>>66534286
They prefer paki paddle
>>66534291
When Martin ONelil was Manager he drove an Aston Martin to Aston Villa.
When villa get relegated, will they be promoted back once again or become a mid table team like QPR did after they got relegated
>>66534288
this, we all want 0-3 by half time so we can see falcao-pato strikeforce
>>66534291
>why is a club from Birmingham called Aston Villa?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aston
>chelsea fans giving the villa support stick
leave them alone lads, its like punching a crippled orphan
>>66534283
Yes
>>66534307
depends on the investment. the current squad isn't good enough to be promoted from the championship desu
>>66534283
Yes, they get paid for friendlies too.
>>66534309
>falcao-pato strikeforce
ew
traore please
>>66534311
the irony is that if villa were top of the league most of those chelsea "fans" would be supporting them
>Pedro
fucking Iniest babby
Birmingham City will rise again
lads
>>66534321
they need to get rid of the players who clearly dont give a shit and build a relationship with their fans again
>>66534336
what's up lad?
>>66534321
I just think it's odd how a team like Queens Park have a rich as fuck owner but are a mid table championship team. Even when they were in the EPL a few seasons back they didn't even have any big name players unless you count Charlie Austin
>>66534336
Lad
>>66534280
deluded
>>66534339
>Lescott tweet.jpg
>>66534342
>unless you count Charlie Austin
we don't
>>66534328
if someone would told you they would both be playing for chelsea in 2010 you would probably think chelsea would be the most dominant team in the world.
Dad?
>ABCs
>>66534342
Its because they think if they keep hiring nuggets they'll be rewarded with some diversity award or some shit
>chelshit getting outplayed by a league one side
damn. that was a sweet run from Loftus Cheek
Lescott looks more like a Klingon on a weekly basis, does this explain the lack of communication in the Villa defence as of late?
>>66534347
>thinking anyone would buy benteke for £28m
>calling anyone else deluded
>Alexandre Pato
>>66534357
Dad??
>>66534310
oh i see, it's a toponym
Aston Martin is from nearby Birmingham as well, right? their name has a different origin though i discovered
>>66534375
>thinking a player with a premier league goal scoring record of ~50 goals in 100 games is worth less than 10 million
cringed
>>66534368
Aston Villa are not a league one side yet-.
Someone go to the shop for fucks sake, I'm starving.
>>66534342
>Even when they were in the EPL a few seasons back they didn't even have any big name players
Has everyone forget Julio Cesar?
>>66534375
Liverpool bought him for more than that
>Loftus-cheek in AM
absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>>66534384
Amazing
villa fans in a banterous mood
Good bit of banter from the Villa fans desu
>OLE
I just say way.
>>66534391
Shut up you fat cunt or ill open you up
Good finish
top banter
english football fans are wittiest fans imo
>>66534395
I did desu
Real fans are so cringey
>>66534413
u wot u mug, say dat 2 my face, bring some biscuits.
Fabregas has been good lately desu
is Fabregas the best hoofballer out there?
A SHOT, THEY HAD A SHOT
>>66534426
>>66534430
Putting in a shift to become the next captain.
>>66534426
You are gasseddddd bruv
Which Chelshit player will leave next season?
>sanchez
How does this guy have a career?
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DUCK ALERT
>pato
more like fato
>pato
>not traore
http://hasalexandrepatoplayedforchelsea.com/
Absolute mad man
QUACK QUACK
PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO
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Flacao's face
kek
/pato/
P A T O
A
T
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PATO FINALLY
>the city of failcow
more like POTATO
get it?
>expat
>No traore
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66534433
>yfw when fabregas becomes captain next season he'll go on to captain more games than Lamps ever did
Never thought I'd see the day
Hope we buy Pato permanently. Will be good for rotating on the wing when we sell Hazard to PSG for a billion pounds.
falcao looks like he's going to cry
>falcao sad because he is sitting on the bench
>feel sad for him desu
PATO ON!!!!!!
Holy shit Pato isn't dead.
pato with the double chin
lmao chelsea are actually paying money for pato's services
Falcao..
Pato hamstring injury in 4...3....2...
LE CHEEKY CHEEK MAN
>villel
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HE TOUCHED THE BALL
BASED PATO
also cheek scored
NIGGAA
> Pato
> is human
RLCCCCCCCCCCCC
pato is a guarateed epl bust
CHEEKY
nice attack
>>66534482
>Chelsea are paying more wages on Pato and Falcao than Lukaku earns.
>>66534495
>english athletes
Why is HIddink so good with the youth, girls?
>making mikel look like messi
inspired substitution desu
LOFTUS
CHEEK
>pato gets a touch
>mikel honouring Cruyff
>loftus cheek scoring
Everything's coming up Chelsea
