OFFICIAL ASTON VILLA v CHELSEA MATCH THREAD 1
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With the absolute shambles 1982's European Cup winners are at present, could we see a repeat of Christmas 2012's infamous 8-0 humiliation?
Of course, this wouldn't be the first time in recent years a club bankrolled by a Russian has gone to a Birmingham club in disarray and won 8-0.
Kick-off at 12:45pm UK time.
Asston Shitta: Guzan; Cissokho, Lescott, Richards, Hutton; Gueye, Westwood, Sanchez; Ayew, Gestede, Gil.
>Subs: Okore, Bacuna, Sinclair, Veretout, Bunn, Lyden, Grealish.
Lelsea: Courtois; Azpilicueta, Ivanovic (c), Miazga, Baba; Mikel, Fabregas; Pedro, Loftus-Cheek, Kenedy; Remy.
>Subs: Begovic, Clarke-Salter, Matic, Oscar, Traore, Pato, Falcao.
First for /a/
>>66533653
Why is Chelsea's squad so shit?
>traore not starting
WHY
![1414256403588_wps_51_The_electronic_score_boar[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WQTCO3T.jpg "1414256403588 wps 51 The electronic score boar[1]")
>>66533653
Here's the other 8-0 Ruskie-Brummie beatdown, if you really must know.
>that Chelsea line-up
Wow
USA USA USA USA
Anyone have a decent stream?
>>66533698
seconded
>Not starting Falcao
An invalid could score against Villa, it's time to bring back the GOAT.
>>66533698
Your mum had a decent stream of my piss in her face last night
Just left a empty lolly packet in the fridge lads
>>66533713
Chelsea striker pecking order
1. Costa
2. Traore
3. Remy
4. Pato
5. Iva up front
6. JT up front
7. Zouma up front
8. Hazard
9001. Falcao
It hurts to know that carlos sanchez and rudy gestede get paid to play professional football
>>66533653
are you the guy who starts and concludes /180/ threads?
Where do you keep your apples lads? Fridge master race here
when is costa back? love that guy
>>66533732
hazard played a bunch of games as striker while remy sat on the bench so I'd probably put him higher up that list.
who looking forward to the villa great escape?
Newcastle vs Norwich or West ham vs Palace would have been better
willian?
>>66533748
escaping the PL?
>>66533732
Neckbeard weeb who hasn't even scored in the league above the former GOAT.
are villa gonna become the first team across the top 4 english leagues to officially be relegated?
>>66533734
Gestede is a brilliant modern target man. Would take him at spurs for second choice striker/plan B.
>>66533755
talking to hiddink soon
but won't mention him because JT and Cahill
give villa your power \o/
>>66533762
or bolton, who are also 12 points from safety.
>>66533653
That chelsea team is so shit, villa could actually win
>>66533784
I adore your contributions.
>>66533795
\o/
its never to early to beg
gibs stream pls
plebbit has introduced all these new rules and its scared away all the streamers
Where the Villa tripfag
I wanna bully him
>Remy
Thought they forgot about him, but desu I would have rather Pato played because he's yet to feature for Chelsea, I think.
>>66533797
That's what they get for pushing Lennon out. Throwing away their trump card, they're gonna be in league 1/2 for a LONG time.
who is this fucking jew
>>66533846
weally weally weally like this guys woice
>>66533818
UTV is on parole for noncing. Don't think he's allowed internet access.
>>66533818
Why? U nig or something bro?
>>66533846
a board member who just said "when we go down I mean if we go down..."
>>66533859
he is just sucking randy lerners dick because he is the one who pays him
Why don't paki shops deliver? I really want some chocolate biscuits.
>>66533862
>wascist UTV
good meme, better than self stalker.
why did he say they want an english manager?
bit racist
>no Pato
come on Guus
have some fun already
>>66533889
only us english would be dumb enough to take the job on
I miss him guys
SEXY MICK SOON
>>66533889
>say english
>2 of the 3 favorites are not english
>>66533903
That is some tip top pashun.
>>66533909
why would he leave a club on the up though
villa are going to struggle next year when they have to sell 60% of the squad and play youngsters
>>66533903
he's a moron
>>66533913
if they appoint anything other than an englishman now he is just leaving himself open to ridicule
surely you should appoint somebody on their ability to do the job and no their nationality
english managers are shit overall
>people are unironically going to watch this instead of Burnley vs Brighton because it has a PL badge slapped on it
>>66533903
>Villa lost that match
wew
>>66533928
>anywhere else on the field, that's a penalty
Tim Sherwood on a foul in the box
is loftus-cheek good?
>>66533941
hes cheeky
>>66533939
hopefully BT sport get the lower league games soon too cba with sky
>>66533903
What did he mean by this?
>>66533941
he's the english pogba
>>66533941
he is another pacey black man who will probably end up at stoke or something
>>66533937
>english managers are shit overall
Edgy
>>66533862
Wat
Does UTV still post on here?
Who is Matt Mazda? Where is Guus going next season?
>>66533941
People unironically call him the next Yaya.
>>66533974
villa
>>66533974
Guus is going to a retirement home from here
>>66533974
>Matt Mazda
a yank CB
>Where is Guus going next season?
the retirement home
>>66533981
>>66533985
same thing
>>66533975
>yaya
>good
>>66533974
us ypoty.. south
"Cahill is a bit of a weird situation"
what did he mean by this?
>>66533975
lazy cunt?
>>66533821
>neil lennon is a good manager
loving this meme
laughed hard as fuck when they got rid of him
Why is CIA in a vidya with Charlie from LOST?
how many seasons till villa are in league one?
i think villa could actually win this game, chelsea's team is woeful
>>66534047
Villas has been woeful all season.
>>66534047
But not as woeful as Villa's, mind.
>>66534051
>you now remember aston villa have actually won games this season
>>66534047
Unless Miazga and Baba have a complete shit show, I doubt Chelsea will lose this.
Reminder Robbie Savage said Villa would go down the first day of the season.
what did gabby actually do?
seems like they are trying to get rid of him and paying no compensation
>>66534091
Reminder Robbie Savage is a major spunkbucket
>>66534091
Look at the state of their defence.
>>66534094
Smoking shisha in Dubai.
VELSEA AGAINST CHILLA
>>66534094
Gabby hacked bong, you whore.
>>66534091
except he's said that last five seasons, but not this one
>>66534113
You dirty little runt
>>66534101
So why haven't they punished all the players who have been playing shisha all season?
why are bank adverts pushing multiculturalism so hard?
>>66533975
See >>66533956 for accurate assessment
>>66534128
>look how normal it is goy
Every advert does.
>>66534128
it shouldn't be that hard to figure out why don't you go ask >>>/pol/
>sanchez hasn't played since boxing day
>suddenly gets in the team now garde is gone
literally why? he is one of the worst players i have ever seen
I like the team desu
>>66533670
Because he just came from 2 games for Burkina Faso. I hope he can play the last 30 minutes.
How do brits feel about Ricky Gervais?
>Wake up early to watch my Foxes
>The game is tomorrow
Fuck, now I'm stuck watching this shit
>>66534110
Wow it's nothing
the villa players should be praised for not turning to harder stuff this season
Who Zouma here?
>>66534157
Cunt, but Extras was good.
>>66534157
He isn't funny.
>>66534157
Absolute ledge
Am going to miss this match, hope it's a 0-0 draw
>>66534164
Fucking pleb.
>>66534157
stephen merchant made him funny
>>66534157
>does none of the work
>gets all of the credit
Poor Steve man
>A4 meme
>>66534161
he left the country without consent though iirc
>>66534160
watch for matty
>>66534157
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH KARL YOU'RE A BAFFOON PLAY A RECORD
>>66534175
Fuck of Ricky.
inb4 0-0
What's the point in televising this match? Two pointless teams, empty stadium, hardly any fans watching at home. Utterly pointless
Gestede is going to destroy this yank
I hope Pato never plays for Chelsea.
>ads overlaying a live broadcast on a paid channel
why do people allow this
who the fuck is raman sounds like noodles
>>66534183
I think he'll be okay.
>>66534199
why?
>>66534201
Because betting companies are cancer.
FINALLY TIME FOR EPL
FUCK INTERNATIONAL BREAK
>>66534210
Because it would be pointless. Any minute he plays is a minute that someone else could have played.
NICE ATTENDANCE
>L-L-L-L-L
What did Villa mean by this?
streams?
Anyone else here to laugh at
>chelshit
>>66534207
why isn't cech wearing the hat?
Gervais , Merchant and Plikers are all funny in there own way and all make me laugh.
They all have there flaws though , its not a competition tbqh.
Also no Ricky = no merch or plik
>it's a chelsea 2-0 bus cruise episode
mfw my face when villa get lucky and knock us out of the fa cup and then we buy their best player, keep him on the bench and they get relegated
get fucked you cancerous waste of space
>>66534212
>INT break over
>Epic FTW April fools over
>Threads will actually be active enough to keep bad thoughts away
Good day fampi.
All those empty seats lel, way to "support" your team.
to be fair, the team is shit and in dead last, so i do why no one wants to watch them
>>66534237
>there
Fuck sakes milky ya wog
Gonna have a cheeky game of CS
this is shit
>villa unironically spent £40m more than leicester on their squad
miazga runs exactly like cahill
It's gonna feel weird seeing Chelsea not competing in Europe next season.
how fucking shit do you have to be to make Villa look good lmao
>>66534245
are you seriously laughing at wasting one gazillion on benteke
>chelshit unironically spent £300m more than leicester on their squad
>>66534256
chelshit didn't compete in europe this season either lmao
>>66534253
It is kind of ironic
>>66534266
you realise we'll still get 28 million for him, and get someone better in
who gives a fuck
Thank fuck they changed it back to normal.
>>66534272
>you realise we'll still get 28 million for him, and get someone better in
>livershit delusion
ahahahahahahahahahaha
no way is benteke going for 8 digits unless a club in china buys him
Do players get paid when they play for their country? Implying they don't win anything.
Why are there no good Indian footballers?
Wht are Vilal trying to so hard? just let Chelsea score ffs
why is a club from Birmingham called Aston Villa?
what do these two word mean? any connection with Aston Martin
could it be the founder of the car company, Martin Aston, had his villa in Birmingham?
>>66534272
>you realise we'll still get 28 million for him, and get someone better in
are you that delusional or just shitposting? who are we going to get? thats even better
i sort of wish dani ings wasn't injured
Good morning.
villa to concede at 43' and then a few in 2nd half
>>66534272
>we'll still get 28 million for him
lel
>>66534286
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammed_Salim_%28footballer%29
>>66534283
I think they do, African FAs not paying their NT players is (or used to be) a problem
>>66534286
They prefer paki paddle
>>66534291
When Martin ONelil was Manager he drove an Aston Martin to Aston Villa.
When villa get relegated, will they be promoted back once again or become a mid table team like QPR did after they got relegated
>>66534288
this, we all want 0-3 by half time so we can see falcao-pato strikeforce
>>66534291
>why is a club from Birmingham called Aston Villa?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aston
>chelsea fans giving the villa support stick
leave them alone lads, its like punching a crippled orphan
>>66534283
Yes
>>66534307
depends on the investment. the current squad isn't good enough to be promoted from the championship desu
>>66534283
Yes, they get paid for friendlies too.
>>66534309
>falcao-pato strikeforce
ew
traore please
>>66534311
the irony is that if villa were top of the league most of those chelsea "fans" would be supporting them
>Pedro
fucking Iniest babby
Birmingham City will rise again
lads
>>66534321
they need to get rid of the players who clearly dont give a shit and build a relationship with their fans again
>>66534336
what's up lad?
>>66534321
I just think it's odd how a team like Queens Park have a rich as fuck owner but are a mid table championship team. Even when they were in the EPL a few seasons back they didn't even have any big name players unless you count Charlie Austin
>>66534336
Lad
>>66534280
deluded
>>66534339
>Lescott tweet.jpg
>>66534342
>unless you count Charlie Austin
we don't
>>66534328
if someone would told you they would both be playing for chelsea in 2010 you would probably think chelsea would be the most dominant team in the world.
Dad?
>ABCs
>>66534342
Its because they think if they keep hiring nuggets they'll be rewarded with some diversity award or some shit
>chelshit getting outplayed by a league one side
damn. that was a sweet run from Loftus Cheek
Lescott looks more like a Klingon on a weekly basis, does this explain the lack of communication in the Villa defence as of late?
>>66534347
>thinking anyone would buy benteke for £28m
>calling anyone else deluded
>Alexandre Pato
>>66534357
Dad??
>>66534310
oh i see, it's a toponym
Aston Martin is from nearby Birmingham as well, right? their name has a different origin though i discovered
>>66534375
>thinking a player with a premier league goal scoring record of ~50 goals in 100 games is worth less than 10 million
cringed
>>66534368
Aston Villa are not a league one side yet-.
Someone go to the shop for fucks sake, I'm starving.
>>66534342
>Even when they were in the EPL a few seasons back they didn't even have any big name players
Has everyone forget Julio Cesar?
>>66534375
Liverpool bought him for more than that
>Loftus-cheek in AM
absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>>66534384
Amazing
villa fans in a banterous mood
Good bit of banter from the Villa fans desu
>OLE
I just say way.
>>66534391
Shut up you fat cunt or ill open you up
Good finish
top banter
english football fans are wittiest fans imo
>>66534395
I did desu
Real fans are so cringey
>>66534413
u wot u mug, say dat 2 my face, bring some biscuits.
Fabregas has been good lately desu
is Fabregas the best hoofballer out there?
A SHOT, THEY HAD A SHOT
>>66534426
>>66534430
Putting in a shift to become the next captain.
>>66534426
You are gasseddddd bruv
Which Chelshit player will leave next season?
>sanchez
How does this guy have a career?
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DUCK ALERT
>pato
more like fato
>pato
>not traore
http://hasalexandrepatoplayedforchelsea.com/
Absolute mad man
QUACK QUACK
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Flacao's face
kek
/pato/
P A T O
A
T
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PATO FINALLY
>the city of failcow
more like POTATO
get it?
>expat
>No traore
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66534433
>yfw when fabregas becomes captain next season he'll go on to captain more games than Lamps ever did
Never thought I'd see the day
Hope we buy Pato permanently. Will be good for rotating on the wing when we sell Hazard to PSG for a billion pounds.
falcao looks like he's going to cry
>falcao sad because he is sitting on the bench
>feel sad for him desu
PATO ON!!!!!!
Holy shit Pato isn't dead.
pato with the double chin
lmao chelsea are actually paying money for pato's services
Falcao..
Pato hamstring injury in 4...3....2...
LE CHEEKY CHEEK MAN
>villel
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HE TOUCHED THE BALL
BASED PATO
also cheek scored
NIGGAA
> Pato
> is human
RLCCCCCCCCCCCC
pato is a guarateed epl bust
CHEEKY
nice attack
>>66534482
>Chelsea are paying more wages on Pato and Falcao than Lukaku earns.
>>66534495
>english athletes
Why is HIddink so good with the youth, girls?
>making mikel look like messi
inspired substitution desu
LOFTUS
CHEEK
>pato gets a touch
>mikel honouring Cruyff
>loftus cheek scoring
Everything's coming up Chelsea
>>66534495
Such an odd looking bloke
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>eric cack
JUST
>Pato touch
>Goal shortly follows
MEME MAGIC
rate my english team for the euros pls
>>66534502
BREAKING NEWS: LIFE IS NOT FAIR
>>66534502
Chelsea aren't paying any of Falcaos wages m8, Monaco are still being full cucked
How can Villa be so bad
They're getting dominated by Chelsea's reserves
Can people admit that Hiddink is a genius? who else could have thought about playing a rightback in the right back position, and tell him to make good crosses?
>>66534507
He puts them in the team
>tfw it's the end of American goalkeepers in the EPL
YES WE SCORED AGAINST THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE LADS GET IN! WE'RE BACK!
Loftus Cheek sounds like some Final Fantasy nme or something like that...
PATO BACK
>>66534495
Jean Ralphio
even the goal was boring
>>66534507
Whenever I see Anya I think of that Yaoi CG on exhentai.
That Stadium is full of pakis
WTF I hate England now
>>66534534
>Arse fans
>>66534550
Racist spic pls leave
>>66534530
Now is the dawn of American CBs in the EPL.
Fucckk
>baba
>>66534548
I think of this guy from Yahari.
>>66534526
>Chelsea aren't paying any of Falcaos wages
The loan is around the same as United's, near 10 million so Mourinho could get a favour from Mendes. I'm sure that will come in handy.
>>66534522
7/10 no adam johnson
GET BABA OUT
holy shit
>>66534522
0/10 needs more aaron lennon
>>66534557
calm down pajeet
Ayew kidding me Baba
Baba did that on purpose
>>66534557
underrated meme
>>66534522
>no drinkwater
gtfo
why is there noone in the crowd
>english """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>66534542
underrated
>>66534340
im really comfy rg atm
>>66534344
desu
crap game
>>66534569
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/10143641/radamel-falcao-joined-chelsea-on-free-loan-according-to-leaked-document
>>66534568
Is season 2 any good?
>>66534589
why would craig noone be in the crowd
>>66534550
The stadium is in birmingham.
>>66534568
>guy
>>66534589
Australia is like the retarded child of England.
>>66534589
not many people would pay money to watch Chelsea
>
>>66534598
Imho no but I already forgot what I hated, so probably I just found it boring.
cesc is getting a second yellow today
where will villa finish in the championship next year? mid-table?
>>66534609
Rude.
Brighton-Burnley is without doubt much better than this shitshow
two of the greatest english players of all time
>ped(r)o
>>66534526
lmao
>>66534622
they'll do a wolves
>>66534622
23rd
What if Mazinga is actually good?
>>66534628
the enigma that is david bentley
>>66534615
Fair enough fampi.
Based Miazga
>name is loftus-cheeks
>cheeks are at a perfectly normal height
>>66534609
> the retarded child of England
I believe it's called Cornwall actually
britbros back me up
>he's got a great shape
>>66534616
they never replayed his first
I have noi dea why he got that
i hope people don't get hyped off miazga from this game. they're playing villa.
>not passing to Pato
waheeeey
dayum pato is actually playing pretty nice
>>66534609
>indonesia
>literally BTFO by based tones and got all the boat niggers back
remember when streams were good?
me neither
FUCK
OFF
BABA
Fabregas begging to get sent off
>>66534636
He'd be a much needed replacement for Terry/ want away Cahill. I just hope he and Zouma can work well.
>Miazga/Christensen/Zouma centre half depth in the recent future
Crisis averted lads, they can keep Stones/Marquinhos/Romagnoli
You lads reckon that a team of people ITT could beat Villa? I'm pretty sure I could make life a living hell for Cissokho on the right wing
>>66534622
They'll get in Lennon and get promoted straight away via the playoffs.
>>66534682
>neil lennon shitposting
>>66534668
Streams are a lot better than they were a couple of years ago, now you can tell apart most black players. Though I don't remember when they stopped being pixelated arab streams and became almost clear english streams.
>>66534679
i could play striker all i do is score :^)
>>66534677
>implying anyone still wants to sign stones after his awful perfformances this year
>>66534660
>That guy on the right
>>66534679
Nah. If they knew they were playing against a bunch of randomers they'd just press us hard all the time and we'd never keep the ball for long
>>66534660
>that evil kid on the bottom left
>>66534679
no. i'm guessing a lot of people in here are fat teenagers with terrible teeth who should stick to xbox and playstation.
>>66534679
I'm literally the American Messi
Challenge: name a more irrelevant team in world football than Chelsea.
>>66534709
>Implying /sp/ FC would't have instant synergy
>>66534693
I speak Arabic. Sometimes the commentators would reference that a lot of people over the world were watching from a stream.
>>66534718
South Korea
>>66534695
>Everton could have got a world record fee for a defender for him but they didn't want it
>>66534679
IRL 4chan cup when
We're not even playing well ffs all these players need to fuck off, starting with Fabregas and Mikel
>>66534718
South Korean national team
>>66534728
fuck off paki
>>66534728
of course you speak arabic
why would villa fans still be going this season
>>66534728
>I speak arabic
>
anyone got a decent stream?
>>66534677
Marquinhos is probably better than all three of them tbqh.
>>66534728
tf
tp
poetry
What the hell ? Pato is playing
>>66534743
bought a season ticket
nothing better to do
have a bit of banter booing your team
>>66534660
>high resolution photo
>saved as .png
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth.
>>66534739
>we
so you are a chelski costumer?
>>66534657
he's been up against gestede, seems very calm when on the ball
not going overboard, but glad to see he's at least championship quality
what a fucking baby
>>66534728
>I speak Arabic
>>66534737
Soon lad, except all the weeb basement-dweller boards probably wouldn't go outside for long enough
>>66534679
relatively functional center mid reporting in
could boss those clowns around tbqh
>gil
Jesus Christ man sort yourself out
who /longlifeabc/ here?
>>66534759
>costumer
wut
>>66534756
this
>>66534637
>David Bentley
>"Bentley was also my partner in crime when it came to taking the p*** out of Mr Capello. I remember looking at the gaffer on my first day and thinking, ‘I can’t believe how much he looks like Postman Pat; it’s him!’ The only thing that was missing was the black and white cat."
>"Because I was new to that whole environment, I didn’t want to make too much of my discovery so I did it on the sly and used it as an icebreaker, letting some of the boys know that we had a TV personality running the show."
>"Bentley obviously loved it — ‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’ — and when we were on the team coach, we sat at the back and started singing the Postman Pat theme tune."
>"A few of the boys joined in — I think Rio, Ashley Cole and Jermaine Jenas might have had a quiet little sing-along — but most of the other dry lunches weren’t really up for it."
>"Another daft scheme Bents and I came up with was seeing who could say ‘Postman Pat’ as loudly as possible within earshot of the gaffer."
>>66534733
I hope this is a lesson for all small poor teams desu, they should sell the players the big clubs want and stop dreaming they are more than quick marts for the big guys.
>>66534774
to ABC is to human
>I voluntarily go outside
I thought Micah Richards was supposed to be good, what's he doing at Villa?
Also which Asston players will get snapped by PL teams in the summer
>>66534728
>I speak Arabic.
What a surprise.
>>66534767
Thanks Davy, you can be captain
THIS IS WHY YOU ARE GOING DOWN
>dat premature celebration
Time for pausesklier.
who's coming to the gym with me after this game
>>66534638
Watch this and you watched the best part of that anime,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZgKK1LTESs
>>66534792
Gana, maybe Ayew. That might be about it.
Villa are doomed. They won't be back for a decade at least.
This softcock squad will be fodder in the Championship
>>66534787
banter
PATO
A
T
O
>>66534728
>I speak Arabic
kkkk olha o pato
>>66534792
>what's he doing at Villa?
He had a stint in Italy but probably didn't like it and took the first offer he could get from an EPL team.
>>66534679
Im not saying who i am but i used to play football pro
I played for Newcastle and Middlesbrough at youth and even got a cap a few Man city
cant say anymore
pen?
Is pato elite?
good spot kick
Wait what
PATO
P A T O
E
N
A
L
T
Y
PATO
why Villa just don't stop playing football? Its embarassing
>>66534792
One of those guys that burst on the scene at a very young age, 17 years old, being very good for his age.
Then he didn't really get any better as age caught up to him and now he's just an average defender
PATO
A
T
O
PATOOOOOOOOOOOO
How can Cissoko argue?
quack
THE DUCK
>pato take the pk
I swear to Lain if he misses
THE DUCK HAS LANDED
>le goal a game man
The GOAT is back
>Villa
PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK GOOSE DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK
>>66534792
>I thought Micah Richards was supposed to be good
He was briefly alright, then preferred to live as a permanently injured salary ape.
PATO PATO PATO PATO
MEME MAGIC
PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO PATO
PATO THE GOAT
QUACK QUACK LOOK WHOS BACK
>celebrating a pen against pisstown villa
ayy lmao
CAN'T HATO THE PATO
>howard webb says it's not a pen
REFBALL CONFIRMED
players with 1 goal per game ratio:
messi
ronaldo
pato
>>66534829
Cool, need to know your position if you're gonna play though
>>66534792
Gil, Grealish, Ayew
Are we, dare I say it, quack?
>very good Alex...maybe I'll let you take the chastity cage off for one night
>>66534806
That's disappointing, thought I was gonna see some prime gayshit.
How do you pronounce pato
>>66534872
not a red
Slags
>>66534873
Chelsea legend in the making
>>66534868
Tbh I think he's entitled to celebrate given that he has literally come back from the dead
>>66534872
>howard SHIT
>>66534885
hue
Now we got Pato fixed and back to his best, all we need is for the same thing to happen to Falcao
Pato--Falcao frontline back to its best, what a dream striker duo.
>>66534885
Pato
>>66534885
(Postman) Pat Oh
>>66534885
QUACK
Is he, dare I say it, the greatest ever no. 11 to grace the bridge?
>>66534885
potato
I LIKE THE WAY YOU WORK IT
>>66534824
he never even played in Italy, except maybe some EL games
honestly got him mixed up with Chalobah for a second
RIP Villa
>tfw they will never get back up
Paato Paato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8g8-Ic1NMs
>>66534885
It is the sound your priest's cock made splashing in and out of your arse as a young boy.
>patopatopato
>"o' me' clover'"
>"oo' tis' grand"
>patopatopato
Ok lads
>>66534868
>first goal in Europe in 3 years
>used to be a GOAT, languished in Brazil being a fucking nobody
>scores on his debut after being benched for 60 fucking days
The French have literally 0 passion
>>66534885
Like potato but without the none pato bits.
>>66534874
Winger but i wont be available for a while
Pato has more PL goals than Azzar
>>66534885
PAH-TOH
Dont say patou like every retarded anglo
>>66534911
>better than duff
'no'
>>66534885
pátô
>>66534916
>tfw they're the next Fulham
>>66534911
>not Cuadrado
>not Oscar
>>66534934
Do they have computers in prison?
>>66534750
> France making fun of being full of Arabic speakers
je souhaite vraiment que vous ne faisons pas ça les mecs
>villa
>west ham
>Burnley
stop this meme kit
>>66534937
has it dare i say been a success?
COOOOOO--ooo-OOOME
Tooo-OOOOO-GEEETHEEEEEER
As OOO-oooo-NEEEEEEE
>>66534952
not in yet la
boys, can chelsea make top 4?
>>66534918
Send that to the matthew harding stand crew
If PSG offered 60 million for Hazard would you take it?
>>66534958
justice4jamar
stick to nigger slang, your french is bad.
>>66534983
>if i could get 60mil would i take it
yeh shit, difficult question but i think i would
>>66534961
Everyone knows orange is the meme colour for home kits
>>66534977
No chance.
>>66534983
Probably, since Chelsea have broken him.
>>66534983
I'd take 18 million
COME ON VILLA
FIGHT AND WIN
>>66534964
Why do they keep Howard Webb in a van outside the stadium?
Why isn't he allowed in the studio?
>>66534983
I'd pay them 60 million
>people doubted based PATO
get quacked on
>>66534990
oh yeah, i realize that
Lads, I just thought of a new epic maymay.
Instead of Pato lets call him Peno.
>>66534983
you will be lucky if you get a 10M offer.
>>66535000
>7 games left
>7 points needed
>no chance
Ok m8
>The life of Pato
Someone make this please
>>66535009
If they let him outside he will tear his clothes off revealing a referee kit, run on the field, deck the real ref and start reffing.
>>66535018
ebin/10
![Ygritte-Rose-Leslie-in-The-Bear-and-the-Maiden-Fair-500x278[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5Vb4Iis.jpg "Ygritte-Rose-Leslie-in-The-Bear-and-the-Maiden-Fair-500x278[1]")
>tfw no qt3.14 scottish gf
"oi pretty boy, come 'ere, got sumthing for ye"
>>66534983
'yes', I'd take a cold sausage roll.
>>66534983
No way, needs to be at least 80 million
>>66535021
its gunna be more than 7 points needed though mate
or u trollin
>>66534961
I've always found this colours very characteristic of English teams
>oscar on
cesc off because of the cards? or kenedy?
>>66535021
it's relying on 3 teams fucking up though potentially 4 if liverpool win their games in hand
Reminder that 2-0 is the most dangerous lead
>>66534805
are we gonna hit the showers together? :P
no condoms? :D
>>66535041
hello neet friend
>>66535041
If Ibra leaves you could get that.
>>66535051
Not if you're playing villa
>>66535021
dream on lad
>>66534164
>one piss
>>66535018
Quoting this so I can tell my grandchildren I was at the birth of a new epic meme
If Pato and Falcao magically became the players they were at AC Milan and Atletico, how fucked would Pep be next season?
>>66535067
Pep is fucked regardless, city are wank
>>66535051
Reminder that Villa haven't scored three goals in a league game all season.
>>66535067
Who cares? He has Raheem and Nacholad.
Does Pato now have more league goals this season than Azzar?
>>66535080
Not convinced by your argument desu lad
I DON'T WANT TO SEE OSCAR PLAYING AGAIN
STOP THIS
If villa had beaten leicester way back when would they be okay?
>>66535084
yes
>>66535080
i care
>>66535051
>(You)
M E M E
A
G
I
C
>oscar
>>66535092
he's scoring 2 this game
>>66535092
EAT YOUR WORDS
QUACKING INTENSIFIES
>>66535059
I think he's more likely to end up at Real Madrid if he's sold anyway.
James is supposedly on the way out, Ronaldo is out, Real Madrid need some new stars and Zidane has loved Hazard since he was at Lille.
DAT GOAL
PATO
IS
BACK
Feels good to have a world class striker in the pl again
> Give him an oscar
What a goal
>Villa
rape
WE NEED A NEW THREAD
512 REPLIES
Where are all the fucking runts who wanted based Fabregas, Costa and Hazard sold?
Mourinho was always the problem now sit down you tossers.
THAT TIKI TAKA
>tfw U saw patos Milan debut
>tfw he scored
>tfw thought he would be the next GOAT
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>empty seats m'lord
>going down m'lord
>Alan Hutton
>footballer
Pick one.
Good goal 2bh
I wonder if this Aston Villa side would be competitive in League 2
Great pre-assist
Are Villa, dare I say it, going down?
>>66535118
Hazard is still shit
>>66535118
>Fabregas
Crap.
>Costa
Crap, crock, suspended.
>hazard
Crap, crocked.
Poor childs
That poor guy with his wife's sons
0-5
>>66535107
>stars
>Hazard
he is a fat has been, not a star
>has to make sure he doesn't react
Good choice, the Fine Bros are watching
So what happened to Villa this season?
>>66535049
>>66535065
same fag
>Alan Hutton starts for his country
>Tfw he's literally the best in his position in his whole country
Wew
>>66535107
>Ronaldo is out,
He's still got another year or two on contract. Doubt he wants to go to the MLS already.
So what happened to Villa this season?
>>66535118
they are not a problem when playing against villa
>>66535151
too many black players
>>66535151
It has been coming since Martin O'Neill.
>>66535148
epic post!
+1
>>66534885
Lester
>>66535151
basically this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL_zCdeIyQ8
Based Pato
>>66535168
>>66535168
>>66535168
NEW FRED
>>66535151
>>66535162
same thing as the last few seasons, just a bit worse
>You now remember everyone fighting to sign fucking Pedro
lal
>>66535156
Wew lad.
>>66535151
Not enough black players
Villa Park? More like empty park.
>>66535174
SAVAGE
>>66535174
What happened to weimann?
>>66535184
the irrefutable screen shot
>>66535151
Sold the only player that was keeping them up.
This side is class
![_89040168_gabrielagbonlahor[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p5iruII.jpg "89040168 gabrielagbonlahor[1]")
