OFFICIAL CHELSEA VS VILLA MATCHTHREAD #2
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3-0
RLC
PATO
PEDRO
AYEW CHIMP OUT
took a minute..
>failcow
falcuck
Who Chelse/a/ here?
glad to see that chelsea is back
YESSSS WE'RE BEATING THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE WHO DON'T EVEN HAVE A MANAGER YASSSSS WE'RE FUCKIN BACKKKKK PATO IS GOAT
I hope RLC starts till the end of the season and manages to break into the England squad for the Euros
Nth for based Villa
>unironically letting Pato AND Pedro score on you
I don't ever want to see Villa in the Prem again
>writing on bedsheets
fucking what
Guys guys.. duck has broken his Pato
>>66535199
>i'm a plastic fan
>>66535168
nth for china
>>66535201
yeah cause the one thing england is lacking is pacey blacks with no end product
>>66535201
>manages to break into the England squad for the Euros
God no, he doesn't deserve to start ahead of anyone in central midfield.
Team shaping up nicely lads
Need some big guys for the defence though
>>66535215
>not having a chelsea blanket
casual as fuck
Is Conte really going to be managing Chelsea next season? Does he even speak english?
>celebrating a win against aston villa
top kek
What game are you guys watching at 3pm? They all look wank.
>>66535232
He won't need to know much English at Chelsea
>>66535232
Once Terry leaves does anyone at Chelsea speak English?
>>66535228
Cringe if this is true
>tfw your daughter burns the coal and you end up with a mix grandson
>tfw your team are shit
which is worse?
>>66535233
Hiddink said that they don't have anything to win this season so he's experimenting. I think a win's a win in Chelsea's book at the moment.
>>66535245
Norwich - Newcastle for the comedy gold defending.
W I F E S S O N
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>>66535248
the american, cahill and loftus cheek
>>66535245
Norwich - Newcastle will probably deliver the most
our year la
>>66535252
>wife's son
>>66535245
shitty and arselel to see if they lose
>>66535248
Captain Cesc
>>66535245
The relegation shit show that is Newcastle vs Norwich
>>66535262
DEAD INSIDE
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>>66535262
Fucking kek
>>66535262
lel
>>66535245
Bundesliga simulcat
>>66535224
Not currently, but if he does well his competition is probably Henderson if Wilshere isn't fit and ready. And I'd much rather that Henderson doesn't start.
>>66535270
>it's your sons wifes son
even worse
>>66535245
Payet United vs. CP
>>66535225
5'5 aussie goalkeeper reporting
>>66535261
they wont show newcastle here ;_;
>>66535262
>tfw this is what my dad probably looks like with me
bad feels desu
>>66535290
welcome to the club lad
>>66535262
Bottom right looks like he he is getting covertly wanked off.
>tfw everything today just feels like a preshow to el Cashico
>>66535245
Arselol
>>66535252
Having a shit team
PATO DOES IT AGAIN
Pedro is a tap in babby
would kill myself right now if I was a villa fan
vote for pedro
>>66535262
WAKE ME UP
pedro seems to really like that area of england
Pato coming on changed the game
IS SHITTON VILLA EVEN TRYING LA?
pedro is back lads
>>66535297
the amount of smug on his fucking face, my fucking sides
More like Brad Poozan
haha
>vilel
Nice one pedo
still dont like him t b h
Is Villa the worst team ever seen in PL?
DEM BOOOOOOS
>guzan
P A T O
P E D R O
PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT PATO GOAT
very powerful message on those papers everyones holding up desu
>those "placards"
So gay
pato is literally non-memingly good
CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND
WE KNOW WHO WE ARE
>>66535333
Third worst in PL history
Have Villa secured their place in the Championship right now?
>>66535290
Hi Matt Ryan
>>66535333
Nope, Derby County 07/08. Objectively
pitchforks are coming out
>>66535322
We want the first draft pick
>american """owners"""
>>66535333
Nah, this was even worse, but they're not far off
>American goalkeeping
>>66535225
Shitty white Alves here, ready to hoofball to that fast faggot cunt
Pato scored the 2nd goal in the 48th minute
Pedro scored the 3rd goal in the 46th minute
It looks so sad the way villa is imploding. Like just look at their fans
>>66535354
Would be interesting to see the outcome of a match between this Villa side and the 07/08 Derby team
>>66535297
Fucking smug bastard
>>66535262
>high resolution photo
>saved as .png
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth.
>Pato could've save Chelsea season
>>66535311
Should have killed yourself a long time ago tbqh
>>66535360
>Portsmouth
holy shit it's only been seven years
>>66535360
Derby were nowhere near ready for the Premier League that year and went up a year or two too early.
>>66535360
But Derby Country had no money compared to Villa.
>>66535360
>>66535354
that derby would beat this villa
the overall quality of the league was at its height atthat point
>>66535360
united was still relevant
wew
>shitting on villa
Yeah that's really difficult. Well done Chelsea
Is Oscar the worst player to have a proffesional contract in a big club?
I mean i would rather have Maxi Lopez at my club
Guzan seems to be the cause of at least two goals in every Villa game I've seen this season
How is so terribly bad?
He constantly palms shots that he should easily save right into the path of opposing attackers, it's insane how often he makes simple mistakes and is yet somehow still playing and among the US selection(?? not sure if that's still true)
>there are people who saw aston villa win the cl
>there will be people who will see aston villla play non league football
4-0
the least dangerous lead
>>66535360
>portsmouth
>>66535360
>6. Aston Villa
How far they've fallen
Pato ALWAYS scores on his debut, on every team he's ever been through.
>how not to play right back
>Alan Hutton
Pick both.
>>66535365
Welcome aboard lad, just the dimension we needed
>yfw this is the first Saturday on which you've woken up before 8 AM
feels good la. Time to productively shitpost the morning away before heading to the campus center for el Clasico
Chelsea ahead of Liverpool now. Will they ever lose again? Hiddink is invincible.
>>66535387
That's a meme, the Premier League is way better than it used to be, just that the other leagues in Europe have improved even more than we have.
>>66535399
>who are Reading?
What happened to that Traore lad that Villa bought for big money from Barcelona, he's literally vanished.
I heard rumours about him getting a pay rise if he plays more so they aren't playing him, what a well managed club lel.
>Jack Grealish
4-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU
>>66535431
exploding knees
>>66535423
he lost to PSG and everton in the only games that actually mattered
>>66535423
They still don't win enough games. Yes, they don't lose, but that's because they are drawing all the fucking time.
>>66535420
i used to play against Kovacic as a kid, can i be a part of the team to play Villa?
>>66535393
Who is Jordan Henderson?
>Oscshit botching a perfect pass to Pato
Thanks you useless cunt. Casemiro was right when he called you two-faced.
>>66535431
He got hurt la
>>66535421
Pity it wasn't yesterday lad, had a productive day rolling for meme names. Was like the old days of /sp/ tßh, almost no moderation
>>66535420
>obligatory meme belgian lad here
>>66535423
on goal difference
and have played 2 extra games
>>66535431
Yeah if he played a certain amount of games his wages doubled to £75k
I read somewhere that he may go back to Barcelona.
>>66535442
and also played with Lovren behind my school
I can't get over that retarded fuccboi hairstyle of his
>Chelsea will L I T E R A L L L Y end the season above Liverpool
>>66535360
>Reading
They imploded that year, went from comfortably safe before going on a massive losing streak which lead to relegation.
>>66535431
oh shit, I forgot about him. He has some quality and speed but is very autist and unable to play for the team
Fuck off Misha
>grealish back from rehab
remember when there was hype about jack
Those boos
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>PROUD HISTORY
>>66535458
I played with Wayne Rooney's bum hole behind my school.
Where did it all go wrong
>>66535450
How many names did /sp/ score anyway? I only saw Blake Griffin
>>66535470
He's still quality desu
me and the lads
Bacuna actually said that? He's not even Championship standard.
>yfw Nottingham Forest has more CLs than the whole city of London
errytime la
>>66535487
based la
>>66535455
>>66535458
Welcome aboard lads
>>66535487
me in the glasses
>>66535476
i'm from the same town he is, we played at the same club offcourse i was in younger selection. I'm still friends with his younger bro who is playing for croatian u19, we actually celebrated new years eve together last year
>>66535492
Said what?
>>66535487
how does one let himself get so fat?
fucking disgusting
>>66535487
cracking neckbeard la
>>66535487
Me on the left
>>66535478
Someone in /heem/ got Dana White
>>66535487
>.png
feck off cunt. Even if im on a 1 Gbps college connection, doesn't mean you're allowed to rape bandwidth like that
>>66535497
I'm left footed, I'll play left back, objectively the least important position.
why the hate for Bacuna? I havent watched villa much this season for obvious reasons
>>66535501
He says he wants to leave to play Champions League football.
>Teams need to be promoted/relegated every season
Why they mad though?
what did agbonlahor do?
>>66535360
Bring back the big 4 desu
>>66535497
Longlegged scarecrow defender here. Played in hungarian 4th league
>>66535497
I once saved a 20m freekick with my face, can I join?
>>66535494
>CLs
2/10
Ayew the only Villa player staying in the prem 2bh.
Why are they booing that black man?
>>66535497
Managers son here put me up front or dad will here about it
>>66535519
Abu Dhabi on holiday, got suspended. He is shit anyway.
>>66535497
Captained a team to an under 14's in house tournament back in the day
Played CB so it's perfect.
Past my best though
>>66535519
Was caught impersonating a footballer.
villa couldn't hit an elephant with a banjo
at least someone is happy about the score..
refball
>>66535530
Racism, pakis hate blacks.
>>66535530
BLOODY RACISTS
>>66535515
He did some interview about how he wanted to play champions league football or something kek
are we, dare i say it, back?
tebow is shit
>The city of Brazilian longevity
are there any Brazilian players other than R9 who didn't immediately go shit after turning 27
>>66535530
racism
is pato elite?
Villa are so fucking shit, my god
webm of the goal?
>>66535542
dat qt
>>66535497
Once, when I was a kid, I played for my local club as a sweeeper. Only played a game and got sent off. I've got quaity.
>>66535487
Are these Villa fans ? or Chelsea ?
>>66535555
Gilberto Silva. Lúcio played his best after 30.
>>66535561
>tfw no average villa gf
Holy shit Clarke-Salter
what am I seeing
Who?
>Courtois
>parking the bus against villa 4-0 up
>>66535555
Rivaldo won the World Cup at 29.
>>66535395
He came in for tim Howard(lel) in our second qualifier last week. He did good.
He's just completely lost his nerve at Aston, weakly palms every save. I cringe every time he gets a back pass cause it looks like hell just miss his kick completely. Even his goal kicks are worse.
>No traore
gay fuck shit
>proud history
>>66535555
Pato
>>66535584
Yeah but Rivaldo is famous for his rare (amongst Brazilian players) work ethic & commitment
>clarke-salter
literally never heard of him in my life
>Bacuna thinks he's good enough for Champion's League football
oh wow let's hold some paper above our heads that will really help everything
>>66535555
Roberto Carlos
Great work lads, this team looks pretty much set to beat Villa. We even have more squad depth
My wife's son wants to buy a Chelsea shirt. Which player will not leave Chelsea soon?
>>66535395
He has been stood in front of a firing squad the entire season. He is a good player getting zero protection.
>Alan Hutton
Might as well not be there.
>Lescott
Fucking awful.
>shitty monkey
Would rather have a scarecrow.
>>66535555
>>66535599
are there any American players other than no one who didn't immediately go shit after being born
>>66535602
a slightly more effective effort than sackpardew.com but it still looks retarded
>>66535614
Zouma
>>66535595
Well their history is better than Arsenal's
>>66535614
john terry
Is there a single Aston Villa player that's actually Premier League quality?
>penalto
>>66535617
None tbhfam.
>>66535555
Silva of course
>>66535612
>Washed up Italian
I'm an Irish potato man, do you fucking want me to hit your wife?
>clarke-salter
Ah yes, lovley english name, very impressive.
>>66535612
Looking good, Villa got no chance
>>66535614
Falcao
>>66535605
my comment was about taking off a winger for a cb
>>66535614
falcao
chelsea's number 9
>>66535628
AYEW
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Jack the lad Grealish, only because he's English.
>>66535555
Ze roberto
>Villa finally going down where they belong
GOAT feel
>>66535525
put hungarian scarecrow in at left cb
>>66535497
>>66535612
I can play DM but be aware I'm a manlet.
>>66535628
Lescott's hairline
What was the point of letting Ivanovic take the fk?
>that FK
>>66535643
brit girls are so ugly i feel like if i went out for a night on the town i could smash any girl there
>>66535555
>the city of you
>>66535555
quad fives checked checked checked checked and petr cheched
>>66535628
obviously not amerishit
>Slavs in charge of free kicks
>>66535555
Costa is 44 and he's pretty good
>Hazard can't even score against Villa
Fucking spacker.
>>66535643
>Burnley will likely be replacing them
Pretty bittersweet.
>>66535658
They would laugh at your stupid accent.
>Ivanovic taking free kicks
can you not
>throwing paper planes at courtois is more entertaining than the game
>>66535369
yo anyone have more images like this one? I'm trying to expand my collection.
thanks
>>66535555
>implying Denilson isn't the absolute best Brazilian player ever
So good that at times it almost seemed as though he was dribbling against himself
>>66535676
>implying i wouldnt laugh at their stupid accents
>Micah 'The lad' Richards playing for these shitters
Sad to see honestly. He deserves better.
top chuckle
refball
>>66535656
It has been a while since I last saw Chelsea playing. Is Ivanovic still playing like shit? In the beginning of the season Chelsea was conceding 2-3 goals per game because of him and every time he attacked he lost the ball.
>>66535658
Beth wouldn't look at you twice
>>66535696
>tfw no beth to cuddle
AUSSIE PRIDE WORLD WIDE
BASED LYDEN
>>66535696
B E T H
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>>66535685
Check the /c/ archive for football in opening post.
>>66535599
Just so you know, you are literally a retarded casual.
Cafu, R. Caros, Lúcio, G. Silva, Emerson, Romário, Bebeto, Mazinho, Mauro Silva, Djalminha, Alex, Zé Roberto, Leonardo, Flavio Conceição, both Juninhos, Serginho, Thiago Silva, Juan, Jorginho, Ricardo Rocha, Taffarel, Dida, Marcos, R. Ceni, Hélton, Julio Cesar, Rafinha, Mariano, EdmÃlson, Belletti, Hernanes, Dani Alves, Danilo Larangeira, Raffael, Éder, Miranda, Alex Dias, Naldo, Luiz Gustavo, Fernandinho, Lucas Leiva, Marcelo, Kaká (injured at 28), Edmundo, Silvinho, Amoroso, Élber, Grafite, AÃlton, Diego, Maxwell, Jádson, Thiago Motta, Maicon, LuÃs Fabiano, even fucking Hulk
>villa is going down
lel
>>66535695
Shit right back, better center-back.
>>66535555
Lucio had his best ever season when he was 32 in Mourinho's inter innit. Maicon then too and he was 30
The flair players probably lose some spark but the defensive ones stay good forever
>>66535696
I saw another pic of her the other day she looks really weird desu what'd wrong with her jaw
>>66535196
we all chelse/a/ here
>The Goat woman is a brit
Third worlders BTFO
kek
Final Edition, also we could probably use a manager.
I reckon we can push for European football desu
If Hazard would have started we'd probably be winning 1-0 now
>>66535712
>66535712
>5712
>71
>>66535695
Not as bad as the first games.
>>66535712
t. emotionally wounded Brazilian national.
>>66535723
Milana is the goat women, physically.
>>66535696
i would cuddle the shit out of her
>hutton
hutton off
this might be the dumbest match this season
>>66535712
You really just typed all that up
Embarrassing
>>66535685
http://desustorage.org/c/thread/2619304/#2619304
There are the links to 2 other threads.
>>66535712
top, high level autism
what a shit player
Whoever the reserve CB at Villa is should retire immediately, can't get into the team ahead of Hutton
>>66535720
what
literally nothing
>>66535723
That ass is gonna go flaccid and disgusting the moment she turns 35.
t. Bunda specialist.
just liquidate the club
fucking embarrassing
V I L L A I N S
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Shithouse that from Hutton.
>pato still running
fantastic
>>66535723
>this is a 10/10 in england
wew
>>66535712
lmao you got so triggered
MURDERBALL
>Alan Hutton
>footballer
Pick one. As soon as Harry Redknapp arrived at Spurs the first thing he did was chuck Alan Hutton. The fact he has a contract anywhere is fucking baffling.
comedy gold
>>66535369
LRL?
>muh passion.
Reminder that Marc Albrighton was deemed surplus to requirements by Aston Villa and he was sold on to Leicester City
>>66535614
>wife's son
Post Goat 80's music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhxF9Qg5mOU
>>66535555
>mein gesicht wenn my shitpost caused this much assrangery
>>66535764
Wow, who is this semen demon
COME ON ASTON
>>66535774
please participate in my bait thread thanks
>>66535297
my sides
Topkek Chelsea only beating Villa because of them being down to 10 men, can Chelsea suck anymore this season?
>>66535788
>Aston Villa
>>66535788
Let go on a free*
>>66535696
looks like a twelve year old. evade
>>66535795
Anything by Tears for Fears and Simple Minds tbhfam.
>>66535729
>tfw /sp/ will never create a team and go against the worlds best
off to the gym now lads
>>66535795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMWGXt979yg
Lads, how much Ruben LoveThis-Chick will be worth in 5 seasons?
>>66535788
albrighton and a few other leicester players are nothing special by themselves, it's all about muh cohesion
>>66535795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSaNXpD49Qw
is this the worst aston villa team to ever grace the pitch?
>>66535812
86/90 troll attempt
>>66535780
>thinks two people made one post
>the Villa of Aston
>>66535712
>this whole post
>>66535612
Put me in on the right wing
Played Sunday league and 2nds for my uni so I'm probably the teams superstar, and I will expect higher wages for this
MOTM: MATT MIAZAGA
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>>66535779
Nah, this is
>>66535848
There were worse under John Gregory, when they had 13 players and no athletic ability. However they worked together and won games.
This Villa team on paper are mid table, but the cohesion and attitude is not there.
>>66535828
Good
>>66535795
https://youtu.be/tgqRXWFaGXw
>>66535873
>Cara shills
pls no
This game has been so hit we haven't even complained about Ian Darke.
>>66535873
>>66535732
here, have an upvote
>>66535873
Put your hands over get hair, total man face
>Champions League winners in the championship next season: 2
>Champions League winners in the PL next season: 3
Chelsea relegated when?
>>66535800
Looks like Helen Flanagan.
>>66535887
>complaining about darkey
>>66535873
sorry pham
>>66535875
>but the cohesion and attitude is not there.
exactly they aren't playing like a team its atrocious
all these missed passes and just lack of awareness
its unheralded
>>66535869
Sorry lad, already filed the squad for registration
>>66535723
>Believing that backside is in anyway real
>>66535909
He' worse than Owen you cunt.
>>66535911
holy shit.
probably the last EPL game I'll ever see Villa play
>>66535833
feels bad,
>tfw /sp/ will never concede coacine fueled hattrick by vardy at king power
>Gaytriachy is a thing
>SJW turning on themselves
BASED JACK THE LAD
>>66535915
It's alright, missed out on the quality
>>66535911
>"I wouldn't have that as my girlfriend"
>t. Carlos Santiago dela Villa 2016
>>66535851
Thanks mate have a Darth Mourinho meme
>>66535754
>>66535710
thanks
>>66535950
Mind bending commentary.
>>66535947
Could register you as a playing manager though
>>66535949
>People can't have standards which i dont approve of
>t Sven Goran Cuckerson
>>66535795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLTGs4fqxBk
>>66535940
JUST
>>66535168
>Chelsea subtitutes
Jamal Blackman
Which game we watching next lads?
>he's so proud of his piece of paper
>>66535980
What are you actually doing with that, a FM save or something?
>>66536009
Norwich vs Newcastle for me.
>>66536007
ahhhh it takes a balkan to bring the thread down to a new level
>go to mcdonalds
>get some fruit
Why on Earth would you do this?
>>66536027
Good choice desu ladu
>>66535940
I preferred him in Culture Club
>>66536009
ATLETICO MADRID V REAL BEDDIS :DDDDDD
>>66536111
>mfw
Fuck, how did i miss this post.
>>66536009
mainz augsburg until ht, then deciding whichenglish game
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