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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
(((PRELIMS START AT 8:00 PM ET, 5:00 PM PT, 1:00 AM BST)))
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
MMADIGEST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qBdW1Rkv9E
NEWS:
>DC IS OUT, SUCC POSTPONED (could be an april fool's day joke)
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/1/11351428/daniel-cormier-injured-out-of-ufc-197-rematch-against-jon-jones
>Jared Rosholt got cut
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/30/11333094/ufc-releases-jared-rosholt
>Stitch Duran signs with Bellator
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/31/11339186/cutman-stitch-duran-signs-with-bellator-eight-months-after-being-axed
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, RDA, Tate don't have fights scheduled, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
All Australians are kangaroos
UFC 197 the end of Jones will be rumble
JON JONES!
nevermind...
wtf are these names anyways
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/716090066238619648
wew lads
>>66523560
>Tate
thinking ronda can make weight by ufc 200 my sides
>>66523560
why is the OP never up to date on the news?
I had a thread ready with the whole DC injury ready but you had to come up with this meme aussie shit. fuck you
https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/716090068415430656
I'll bet you my left nut that they'll fight at UFC 200
>Jon Jones if you take this fight against Rumble it'll be the worst mistake of your life
>>66523624
it's literally the first article you retard
Fuck this shit
>>66523641
This seriously. Nobody can sleep Jones with one shot in that division like rumble could.
>>66523641
He is not the champion anymore so he has to take whatever fight they give him.
He is not a giant cash cow like mcgregor and he fucks up all the time, i don't think he has the power to choose anymore.
it's not an April Fool's joke you idiots
>>66523624
Cristina, honey you're PMSing everywhere. Go eat a Snickers.
>>66523684
Shut up you fucking spic
First for gus stepping in for an interim title fight
>>66523725
It still hurts just how close he was to dethroning Jones, lads
>tw swede will never rise again
>>66523722
no way, hes already had one undeserved title fight, lets leave it at that
>>66523725
>200
pussy cuck
If it becomes JJ vs GUS or JJ vs AJ then im actually glad this happened. Much more interesting fights.
what was his injury. his dick sucking lips?
>>66523725
that's not even gusty's twitter handle. nice try
>tfw it's Jon Jones vs Fedor
Broner is destroying this dude
>>66523759
holy shit
are quesalupas good?
>>66523789
>Fedor becomes first to die in the UFC
Why do you want this?
>>66523795
Where the fuck is TBE? I don't see him in the crowd
>>66523827
it would be a HOLY death
>>66523682
Still the best active fighter in the world
ayo Jon
>>66523888
Don't get me wrong I'd be hype as fuck but at this stage in both their careers, Fedor would look like a hog that's been tied up to get its throat slit
>>66523903
>active
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>66523923
He's not retired and he's not injured. He'd be active by the end of the month if DC didn't break his neck practicing sucking his dick
>Jon Jones, while partying with alcohol, prostitutes, and blow, is still the best fighter currently alive
It's astonishing tbqh
>Daniel Cormier
>>66523952
he hasn't fought in over a year and Werdum would beat the shit out of him besides
>>66523957
pretty much every pro athlete does that
>>66523413
>yfw rumble vs jbj
>>66523428
nice gains lad
>197 is now headlined by mighty mouse and just lost over 500,000 ppv buys
UFC 200 now has the additions of Jones and DC. Lawler and his opponent also hasn't been announced yet. Could be a sick card.
>>66523934
wow ariels an asshole
>>66523560
nice jits. is it ded? fucking mazagati strikes again
>>66523641
>implying he was wrong to deny that fight
Chael and Hendo are nothing alike, there's a legit reason not to take a fighter on short notice againt him.
Reminder that Cormier heems Jon "Promise I'm a good fighter" Jones
>>66524083
>AKA
Meme gym
>>66523934
>>66524057
Really niggas
>DC was sacrificed so Khabib could fight in two weeks
He truly is a champion!
>the city of american injury academy
>>66524143
Imagine if Mir and Lesnar had ever brawled at a press event. Who the fuck would have stopped them? Securities tazer?
>khabib flew an RC plane into daniel's knee
>>66524035
>that flag
The card could be the GOAT card.
>Jones vs DC 2 (the return of the coke)
>Frankie vs Aldo 2 (for interim)
>Robbie vs GSP (unlikely but still)
>Conor vs Diaz 2
>Sage vs Marin (Sage mirroring the Jon Jones of UFC 100)
>>66524201
Sage "half guard arm triangle" Northcuck is nowhere near as promising as Jon Jones was then.
>>66523560
anyone watching AXS fights?
main card on now, 3rd fight on main card was spicy
reminder that Jones turned down fucking MW Chael Sonnen at UFC 151 and will probably turn down any replacement this time too, let alone beasts like AJ and Gus.
boxing is such a fucking joke why do I still watch it
ufc 200 could be pretty based baka desu sempaitchi to be quite honest family
>conrad vs diaz 2
>jones vs dc 2
>gsp vs lawler
>tate vs ronda 3
>rockhold vs chris 2
>dos anjos vs alvarez
>punk vs penn (170)
>cyborg vs can
>askren vs can
>hendricks vs gastelum
call me an idiot but I believe that Gustaffson would blitz jbj. last time jon didn't have all these problems with the law and gus still beat him. Plus gus improved alot and beat dc. This time it won't go like that with the judges, gus is gonna finish jones inside three rounds.
>>66523971
Werdum would beat the shit out of everyone in the world, what a meaningless statement
>>66524251
Yeah, that objectively impossible card would be sweet.
>>66524251
>no cole konrad vs. jared rosholt
>>66524201
Sage won't touch main card. Cain vs. Browne will be on there in addition to those 4. Yeah GOAT card.
>>66524273
>Ebony Delacruz
link to ur porno?
>>66524275
>Werdum would beat the shit out of everyone in the world
making any statement that Jones is the best fighter in the world erroneous, no?
Smart move by Cormier, maybe he felt he was getting too emotional. The rematch gives Jones more time to fuck up as well as makes the ring rust increase more. Cormier takes a comfortable decision.
>>66524297
keked
>>66524251
>punk vs penn
thats so crazy it might just work
>tfw ring rusted jones gets heemed by rumble
>broner wins by nutshot
holy fuck boxing is shit
posting sage lads
just gimme a sick name
>>66524429
hey i know a guy called that
>>66524418
sage is too pure for this world.
how do we protect him?
>broner calling out mayweather
fuck this is too perfect
>former student vs coach
>mayweather coming out of retirement
>broner getting embarrassed
>mayweather going 50-0
Cormier please be joking
>>66524418
is he running across america to tristar?
>>66524429
fucking kek
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ollie_Quinn
>>66524429
a friend of mine was talking about how he wants to go denmark because dutch chicks are hot. I didn't even interject.
>Thanks AKA
Rockhold better show up to 199 so The Chris can win his belt back.
that cormier meme is one of the least funniest things i've ever seen
>http://strawpoll.me/7254580
>http://strawpoll.me/7254580
>http://strawpoll.me/7254580
>>66524527
which meme?
>>66524518
Are brasilian chicks easy?
>>66524518
I posted an american nigress with some white in it but you get my drift
>>66524534
id rather rumble have a full camp so we don't get this meme rematch shit
>>66524546
the dick sucking one
it's just pure cringe
According to my sources Corms dislocated his jaw sucking dick. He was a warrior tho and finished using his hands. He was preparing for Jon and apparently over-opened his mouth. He'll be back.
>>66524567
o yeah
If Jones didn't take Sonnen on short notice, there is no chance he takes Rumble on short notice
>>66524554
in some states yes
>>66524534
Seriously fuck ">muh UFC 200". It's just a fucking number.
>>66524600
>Rafael Oconnor
>>66524518
Just posting.
>>66524453
nice get
New headline
Jones vs Gus 2
book it
>>66524606
which areas?
and which state do you live in?
>>66524658
>implying Jon "I'm totally not a meme fighter, promise" Jones would take a short notice fight
tip top kekeroo
>>66524443
>>66524466
>>66524467
love sage desu
Absolutely disgusting
>>66524659
if you are a tourist from any civilized country you'll be swarmed by pussy anywhere you go in brazil
but generally mid-north states have easier girls but they are uglier and less white
i live in the southern tip of brazil, rio grande do sul, a decrepit state
>>66524725
>110,000 buys
MM is a commercial cancer
poor lil guy
>>66524518
>About 30% of black Americans who take DNA tests to determine their African lineage prove to be descended from Europeans on their father's side, says Rick Kittles, scientific director of African Ancestry.
>>66524725
>yfw 125k buys
>>66524747
How expensive would a trip be?
and are STDs common?
>>66524725
This will never be a PPV in its current state
>>66524788
>less than a month out
yes it will
>>66524782
Don't go, you are gonna get stabbed, trust me.
Wait a few years.
>>66524782
its probably pretty cheap with the dolar at 3,5-4 reais, but I have no clue
I also have no clue about stds, do I look like I have sex or something
Don't worry guys, filthy got this shit, he will heem jbj into oblivion
>>66524747
does everyone do jiu jeetsu?
>>66524860
im pretty sure there are more jj academies on the us than in brazil
RUMBLE IN
>>66524860
Hey, Zeus!
>>66523641
Remember that Rumble culturally enriched Gus
Remember that Rumble knocked DC on his ass with his first punch
Then again Jones beat trt Vitor
>yfw cheeky anderson silva
>>66524875
I thought it would be ppl doing it everywhere :(
I wanna go to Brazil
>people thinking DC is actually "injured"
>implying he wasn't just told to fake an injury till Jon's shit was figured out and also to save UFC 200 card
>implying a cuck like DC wouldn't say immediately say yes
>implying DC won't make even more money
>implying Jon would EVER fight rumble on short notice
Uncle Dana is playing all you goofs
>>66524945
no you dont
>>66524875
do the girls look good all around are all the all butterface bethe/cyborg
>tfw you remember terrible things happen to those who eyepoke Rumble
Reminder that THIS actually happened.
>>66524945
me to
>>66524960
why not?
surely you can take care of us
>>66524251
Wait this is J dashian? Jesus how many handles does she have because this comes up as trapunzel
>>66524960
i thought the south was nice tho. white ppl and farms and so on
>>66524960
How else can I meet my waifu Claudia and make her my wife ?
Cormier will now have Cain for his full camp as well as Chi Lewis-Parry who is a legit kickboxer. Jones gonna get FUCKED.
>>66525052
Tell her you don't mind huge clits
>>66525014
You are gonna get kidnapped, they literally kill 3 or 4 argies every month in the south, that's were the narco shit happens.
I'm telling you man, wait a few years, don't go.
>>66524962
ou indians are ugly as fuck, so a lot of brown people are ugly as fuck by default because they have ugly native american characteristics, plus most black characteristics are ugly too
like 70-80% of the population is native american, black or mixed, and they have a much larger chance of being ugly, so the brazilian population is much less attractive than white countries on average
>>66525052
Tell her you don't mind getting pegged
>>66525067
I'd get her in a clitbar if we ever rolled real quick, I could pass it off as an accident since I'm a pathetic whaitu belch
>>66525084
There are a lot of good looking native girls from Brazil. Stop talking shit about your own patch of dirt you cuck
>>66525081
wasnt talking to you nigger
Anybody got a link for tonight's fights?
>>66525081
are argentinan chicks easy?
>>66525124
ufc.tv
>>66525123
Hope you get kidnapped t bh
>>66525127
Actually they are pretty fucking annoying in comparison with other spics and difficult to deal with. Go to Colombia or Venezuela.
>you now remember the twitter post from max headroom avatar guy predicting cormier would pull out after he was spotted limping by sources
>his bio was "I've been called the jim rome of mma"
>he was right
>>66525152
annoying how?
are they expensive /naggy/needy or some shit?
>>66524829
I'm going to Campana in a fee days for a couple weeks, what are my chances with the women down there?
>>66525110
yes there are, but the vast majority of them look like absolute shit
you look the pictures of a bunch of mixed models and think brazil is that, I have to live with the real deal, all the 1,40m deformed brownies that turn into blobs of fat as soon as they turn 22
>mfw it's really fucking happening now
gonna roll a sick ass name lads
jon jones is a fuking pussy only '''''''wins'''''' because of his size. stop ducking hw u knob, we saw his real level when he got beat up by gus
>>66525172
i dont remember any of that shit faggot
dont tell me what to do
>>66525136
Fuck off I'm poor
>>66525188
Aren't they at least loyal?
>>66524982
Is there a link to that thread by any chance?
>>66525251
youd take fatties senpai?
>>66525184
Girls with """"money"""" (the best looking girls usually) are fucking expensive and they are ""girl-power"" as fuck, so they believe their own bullshit.
I'm sure you are gonna have it easier if you are foreigner and good looking, but maybe not:
Eddie Bravo talked shit on our girls when he came here, he said that "they hate men"
>focus on finding your waterfall
>>66525284
was just asking
it's quite possible the poor fella doesn't have much of a choice, I've never been to Brazil.
>>66525186
Campana is really laid back, you actually have pretty good chances there.
>>66525188
I don't know the brazilian girls that come here are actually pretty fucking good looking, i don't think they are models.
>>66525310
How do you know youd have much of a choice when a wild Vitor forces you to marry his sister?
>>66525189
can lithcuck save this card?
lithcuck vs jones make it happen dana
>>66525285
is it true that machismo culture is big and you have to be alpha as fuck to even stand a chance with attractive women ?
>>66525344
>Vitor's sister
lad...
>>66525323
yeah you dipshit, the brazilian girls that come tour argentina are the poor mixed ugly majority im talking about, jesus christ
>>66525344
the dead one? sheesh Vitor, all that jeezus juice fry your brain?
>>66525344
>>66525384
too soon
I'M WILLING TO ____ TO ____ YOU, JON
>>66525210
Tbf LHW is a meme division. Half of them are too small and should be fighting at middle weight.
What is the card for HEEM 1?
>>66525408
>>66525384
>>66525391
I didnt mean Vitor belfort, I was using that because i dont know brasilian names
>>66525410
injure myself, duck
>>66525438
TELL FLORIDA BRO TO STOP DUCKING ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66525188
>all the 1,40m deformed brownies that turn into blobs of fat as soon as they turn 22
That's because of the western diet ruining their metabolic gameplan! You need to save them by showing them the True Way. The Diaz Way.
>>66525376
Not at all.
Argentina is one of the most "feminist"countries in South America, especially when talking about city girls with money.
Remember Evita, remember Cristina.
Is in our DNA
>falling for this poorly thought out april's fools
Nothing on the UG about Cormier being out of the fight.
>>66525386
No you dummy, i'm saying they are GOOD looking.
A lot of brazilian girls that come here look good it's undeniable, maybe even better than the scandinavian girls.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NO ONE WANTS TO SEE MIGHTY MANLEY HEADLINE ANOTHER PPV
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>you are now aware that bjmc does it for free
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/4/9852868/veteran-referee-big-john-mccarthy-will-receive-1900-for-ufc-194-main
>>66525478
You know, we have a Viet and an Indonesian who occasionally post here... they could be a nice injection of international spice to the proceedings
>>66525528
what about bangladesh i'd like to see him fight
>>66525528
>>66525528
They'd have to agree
I don't joe silva these fights
>>66525517
AND WHEN DID I SAY BRAZILIAN GIRLS DONT LOOK GOOD?
I said on average brazilians looks way worse than euros or any white country, that's it, I've even explained why ffs.
Who the fuck cares if the few middle-upper class brazilian girls you've met look good or not? How does this change anything I'm saying?
http://forum.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/2547818/Magana-Im-submissive-during-sex-want-a-man-to/?pc=29
>>66525596
If I went to brazil would you let me stay with you
I'm 6'4 and black
>>66525596
meant to say CAN'T LOOK GOOD?
>>66525524
To be fair, that's $1,900 for two days of work. The rest of the week he can be doing whatever else he wants, and he refs cards basically every weekend so the pay adds up.
>>66525625
yes my parents would be proud
>reminder that this is the only thing that can save UFC 200 now
>this IS the money fight
Activate it Dana.
>>66525625
proud why?
They like blacks?
I like your parents
>>66525690
was meant for
>>66525662
>>66525690
my grandfather is so racist he doesnt rent his buildings for black people, he will literally go out of his way and lose money just because
>>66525749
I look black but I have no african heritage, just say it cus i look it. Can I come over senpai?
>>66525662
Can I stay with you too? I'm a short eurasian with high level yoga.
>>66525749
Isn't it illegal to be racist in hueland?
I remember a argie football player that went to jail for calling some hue a monkey.
>>66525621
>for some reason thought that was irene aldana
>googled magana
DEUUUUUUGGHHHHH
>Conor McGregor was “harassing” Dana White and Lorenzo Fertitta for Nate Diaz rematch
>McGregor’s head coach, John Kavanagh, wrote a piece for The42, in which he discussed the rematch.
>Conor believes that the last fight didn’t accurately reflect the skills and ability he possesses, so he’s eager to address that. He ended up harassing UFC president Dana White and CEO Lorenzo Fertitta on a daily basis for a rematch. This is the fight that’s of most interest to him right now.
>I doubt that any non-biased observer could look at the first round of that 5 March bout at the MGM Grand and not score it in Conor’s favour. For me, we saw the technical difference between the two fighters in that opening frame. The difference in the second round was down to cardio, and a cardio issue is much easier to rectify than a skill one.
>Conor’s cardio wasn’t as it should have been, but there was certainly no complacency. We didn’t train any differently for the fight. I believe it was more a case of there being a strategy error i.e. trying to stop a bigger man who’s known for having a strong chin with every single punch.
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/conor-mcgregor/conor-mcgregor-was-harassing-dana-white-and-lorenzo-fertitta/
UFC top brass confirmed for cucks
>pls s-stop bullying us Conor
>>66525812
it is highly illegal
>>66525789
>>66525791
i dont even live by myself you fucks
>>66525749
sound like my grandad. my grandpappy was a real florida cracker who rented shacks to niggers. he caught one drunk pissing on the side of a shack and forced him to lick it up at gunpoint. he also used to sic his dogs on them when they were late with rent and stuff. ah the good ol' days.
>>66525860
Why is it illegal though?
It might be one of the very few countries in the world that could send you to jail for calling somebody a monkey.
That's crazy.
>>66525860
its time to move out
>>66525860
can i stay with you and your parents? im very respectful to old people and am a great cook.
>>66525903
I read on the internet that the most racist people are also the ones who often have the biggest cases of jungle fever.
>>66525903
how can one man be so based
>>66525922
our constitution supports/promotes this shitfest, we don't have freedom of speech, we have freedom of speech* and everyone is ok with it
>>66525953
>>66525963
wtf guadalupe, you're not coming to my house, stop
>>66525992
I'll help you pack and fine a place senpai, we're going to help you grow up while I get some brasilian 5/10s
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DC WITHDRAWS FROM UFC 197
>>66526071
IN CASE U FUCKERS DONT BELIEVE ME
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/1/11351428/daniel-cormier-injured-out-of-ufc-197-rematch-against-jon-jones
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>66526071
>>66526114
welcome to last thread dickhead
>>66526021
what kind of food do your parents like?
>>66526114
You get your news by sled dogs?
>>66526124
>>66526125
>>66526165
WHATEVER TRIPFAGS AYYYYYYYYYY
>>66526151
Shutup Francine
>>66526172
wew lad
did you just log on?
![01439ffe74911062e4225190a2b7a85d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CMmZe5L.jpg "01439ffe74911062e4225190a2b7a85d[1]"){kind=small}
>>66526124
>>66526125
>>66526165
>>66526172
i w-was only p-pretending..
I am Dana White's intern
Jones vs Gus 2 is the plan.
Lawler vs Nick is the UFC 200 co-main
>>66526151
they like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub1f47YKGb8
>>66526196
Don't talk to Francine like that Mandy you moody cunt
>>66526226
>Lawler vs Nick is the UFC 200 co-main
pls no
>>66526286
Eddie I will bring your entire country down with a title wave if you don't shutup
>>66526114
SHIIIIIIEEEEEET
>>66526327
>title wave
AKA is literally the worst
>>66526327
Christa no one wants to know just how much you bleed every month you whore
>>66526372
I'm still not believing it because I just can't handle it being true>>66526372
>>66526372
>yfw cain pulls out too
>>66526410
We all know you fucked Gertrude to get this job Jenna, I'll get you fired
>>66526461
>Leah Solomon
i love jewish chicks. hit me up bby
So 197 is now literally shit
>>66526461
Who asked for your opinion Leah? Literally no one is talking to you you nosy bitch. Mind your own business for once in your life
>>66526503
We have the best p4p fighter on the card defending his title. It's going to be a treat
>>66526461
>Implying you can take my nagging
You'd be suicidal by the end of the first year
>>66526514
Oh really Olive? You really want to fuck with me because I know that you are the one steal from the company account
>>66526596
>tfw I fucked Jenna
>>66526548
But Jon may be out now that DC is gone, he's not exactly known for taking short notice opponents
>mfw dc ruined /Rumble2015/
>>66526596
And I know that the only reason Jenna is still employed is because you fuck that fat whore every night
>>66526596
>Gertrude
Hahahaha
>>66526676
Did you not get my ironic shitposting there senpai
>>66526715
I'm american I wasn't taught irony
>>66526071
>>66526114
Slow update, bro
>>66526677
Like you didn't set up the deal with Jenna so I didn't tell anyone that you lost your house and lived in the janitor's closet for the past year
>>66526740
irony is a jewish tool to destroy civilization desu
>>66526812
Jenifer who invited your punk ass? Shouldn't some arabs be taking a shit on your chest by now?
Leave Joanna alone, she's been through some tough shit and didn't resort to selling her body
hey bros,
april fools is over, how do we get the regular theme back?
this white theme is hurting my eyes and putting unwanted glare in the darkness of my basement.
>>66526902
Who told you to open your mouth? Janitors don't get a say in this. You only stay because Joanna is the one who fires people but I'm going to make a report. At least Jenifer makes an honest living in a country she was born in.
>>66526993
check /g/, you can manually disable it
ask /sqt/ over there if you have to but there's probably a thread up
I hate DC so much right now.
Why do these """""""""""""fighters""""""""""""""" keep ducking the shit out of each other?
>>66527072
thanks tina
>>66527145
are russian girls easy?
Also the ducking seems to be happening a lot lately. Somethings up behind the scenes
>>66527048
Well of course you'd say it's an honest living Rochelle, you and Jenifer are basically buy 1 get 1 free. So I'll have to reiterate what Walter asked, shouldn't an Arab be shitting on your chest? Or have you become a bit more dignified and limited it to piss only?
Don't tell the janitor he doesn't get a say, he does his job very well and sometimes he even does it >for free. He's just as much a part of us as your skank ass.
I ACTUALLY """""""""""""""""""""""""""""HATE""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
AKA
>>66527194
>are russian girls easy?
Have nothing to compare to tbqhwy. Nor for me I guess :c
Bones vs Rumble
>sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>It's The Ultimate Ducking Championship episode
>>66527145
>>66527303
>>66527361
I..it's still not true!
J..just April fools haha
plz don't be true ;_;
>>66527223
Rena you've been a uptight bitch every since you got dumped by Mike and for me. Who cares what they do in their private time, lets talk about yours. I saw one of your myriad of kids walking around begging for food? How about you use those fake tits to feed them instead of cocks
>tfw Khabib isn't training with AKA anymore
>>66527145
Shut up dummy, russians are p4p number 1º masters of ducking
>>66527525
the entire country of argentina has been ducking the uk since '82.
memes and heems lads
>>66527465
source?
>>66527604
>heeming 2nd graders
>kids table champ
>>66525222
Would smash
And also take that girl out for coffee
>>66527603
BTFO
>>66527744
>>66527603
>the entire country of argentina has been ducking the uk since '82.
I sincerely doubt it, literally every president since then has been literally demanding the island, even the last far right president went to speak with the prime minister to get the island.
The very fact that we fought a war knowing that it was almost impossible to lose demonstrates that we literally don't duck even one of the most powerful nations of all time.
Still representing to this day, check my mate.
did estonia an hero?
>>66527403
Warren you literal faggot. Now you're just lying. Rena's sons live perfect lives and get more than a fair share of food and water. She has a good man in Freddie who looks after her son and daughter.
What they do in their private time is especially relevant when they waltz into work the next day seriously smelling like faeces. Their lack of personal hygiene is disgusting and it's difficult to concentrate on what needs to be done.
I don't know what pit you emerged from Warren but I suggest you crawl back in there.
>>66527788
Impossible to win*
Also dubs
>>66527675
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/2/9/10937350/javier-mendez-loves-khabib-as-his-own-son-despite-he-changed-team-to-khk
Mendez is still his main coach though
I also found out that this happened in the summer, not recently
>>66527788
>this helio vs kimura level of delusion
>>66527810
Rena's kids are filth to society, and the smell is actually you know who in the janistor's closet not showering.
Also who the fuck are you Colin, you were hired yesturday! Freddie doesn't love Rena, He fucks Rochelle, I wonder why.
Now I suggest you get back to work, all of you before I contact Leah's dad. The sole owner, and CEO of this place you whores.
It's just an april fools joke guys
>>66527901
>They literally teach american kids that the vietnam war was ended in neutrality
lmao lad, THE CITY OF HANOI cucked you, and then you got cucked out of Afghanistan with amazing amounts of death and debt and ended up creating the worst terrorist organization to ever exist, which now is cucking europe and is about to cucked the rest of the world including us in SA.
>>66528098
you're an april's fools joke, tim
>>66528111
trips confirm btw
![Tim-Allen-tim-allen-33059587-2458-3000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UUZH3wd.jpg "Tim-Allen-tim-allen-33059587-2458-3000[1]")
>>66528098
Any moment now DC and Ashton Kutcher are going to let us know we've been punk'd.
>>66528098
>>66528098
I don't think so, Tim.
>>66528041
How dare you question Freddie's loyalty. Wade, I hate to break it to you but you don't work here anymore. You were fired long ago, your opinions don't matter for shit but for some reason you keep hacking into the company emails pretending to play a part.
This is exactly the kind of shit that got you fired anyway.
>>66524747
>if you are a tourist from any civilized country you'll be swarmed by pussy anywhere you go in brazil
Even if you aren't white?
>>66528111
>vietnam
>hanoi
>afghanistan
>europe
>SA
lmao never even heard of these places. stay irrelevant and in your own words "cucked"
>>66528255
Yes, it's the same when tourists go to Florida. It's the same shit everywhere in the world.
>>66528258
you got me m9
>>66528228
So I, the sole owner and CEO of this company get a call that you're all fucking around and losing me money. I don't care how all of you fucktards feel about each other get back to workd or you going to be sucking me to get your job back. Gertrude is in charge, stay mad faggots.
>>66528255
This guy >>66524829 is right, the homicide rate of Brazil is quite high. Here we have like over 60,000 homicides per year, and statistics are often meddled to look better than reality. Come at your own peril phamalam
>>66528411
how many times have you been murdered?
April fools is annoying
Summer is annoying
Ireland is annoying
>>66528411
Since you seem to be a different brasilian, can I stay with you?
>>66528455
you're annoying senpai
>>66528098
>>66528164
>>66528186
>>66528202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQwYNca4iog
>>66528375
Wow you're so cool Gertrude teach me to be an 1337 hax0r
Only a Solomon would own this company, at least get your hacks right you incompetent little twerp.
I bet they're rescheduling JJ vs Cormier for co-main of 200 now, god damn what a shit card it will end up being.
>>66528098
top kek
>>66528457
no, I'm antisocial, when neighbors knock on my door I ignore them
i am so upset about dc ;(
hope you recover soon, and we will defeat that bully jon together! :3
>>66528550
You don't think do you?
Leah and Gertrude are engaged dummy. Hes the next owner.
>>66528585
You won't even notice me senpai, I could also get you some grills.
>>66528537
true kino
>>66528411
The first day I arrive, I will just go find some favela hues to buy a gun from and will carry it with me on the rest of my trip for safety.
>>66528485
at least I dont live in Russia lmao 2bqh
>>66528697
>66528697
lol you're a dead man
Say you're Kavanagh.
What will you make Conor do so that he won?
>>66528820
kill the ido and become the meme
>>66528700
No, I'm this guy, on my fishing trip
>>66528820
no takedowns
lots of mewvment
>>66528881
+(You)
>>66528697
it's illegal to have guns in here, only criminals are allowed to have guns, in fact the homicides started to grow to ridiculous amounts after commies implemented a gun control program here
Why isn't there any (good) UFC cards in over a month?
>>66528537
Beautiful work
>>66528946
>only criminals are allowed to have guns
why don't you just outlaw criminals?
>>66528946
Don't civilians get a 380 milimeter carry permit?
>>66529095
>Can't* civilians get a 380 milimeter carry permit?
>>66528600
>Clayton
Yeah cause that's a trustworthy name
You're full of shit. Give the game up, I have work to do.
anyone?
>>66529173
they look like they're in the lobby of a shitty motel off of I95
It's too big lads
I told you. The (You)conomy dies today
>>66529095
they changed gun laws, making it very expensive to still have a legal gun if you had one, now you need to get your paperwork in order every year, and the bureaucracy and shit is expensive, if someone had guns and lived far from urban centers, it is impossible to keep their guns legal pretty much
also for people wanting to get a gun permit, even for a shitty pistol, they introduced something new called "proof of effective need" for a gun, a subjective criteria, and the federal police are the ones that decide if you can have a gun permit, and the federal government pressures the police to give the least permits as possible, and you also have to get a lot of paperwork just to attempt to get one, so you'll need to spend money, and you might get your request denied, in a recent year they only gave like 240 permits for the entire country, and we're 200 million people so yeah
MIKE HAYES IS STILL MY BOY
>>66529296
Why does it suck so much, where did it all go wrong?
>>66529440
not being white or east asian desu
>>66529440
Thanks to those guys calling the shots
>Conor is only 3 years older than you
Is there any greater prompt to commit suicide?
wHAT HAVE I DONE COMPAREED THEO HIM
>believing Rumble has a chance versus Jones
AJ is a one dimensional, one round, one punch machine that Bones will easily dismantle/gas to an easy submission/UD
>>66529546
but are you only 20?
>>66529632
Worse, I'm 214
>>66529576
If Rumble lands that one punch on Jones I would be very happy
>>66529689
wow r u a vampire
You think DC vs Werdum is going to save ufc 200
>>66529728
Fuck off, you kno w I meany 24
Jones will heem Rumble. He's been training boxing so he's one step ahead of most martial artists who are busy breaking boards and meditating lel.
>>66529844
>He's been training boxing
what a fascinating revelation, you must have insider knowledge
>>66529824
>24
Sir
Lads if there's some spicy memes in the next few hours could you fill me in when I wake up please? I need to get some sleep
Goodnight
Does anybody know the answer?
>>66529925
>Hunting Beach
E: None of the above
>>66529949
Cat "Hunting Beach" Zingano
>>66529546
Why the fuck are you comparing yourself to Conor? Nothing more cuck than that. Be the best (You) that (You) can be. Greatness isn't something you're gifted. It's something your work for. Conor busted his ass to be where he is today. With hard work and dedication. And with that drive you can do the same. Nothing is impossible. Seriously if you're life was a movie what would the hero do right now? Tomorrow morning to fix everything? This is your movie, you're the director because you chose to where to go. You're the writer because everyday you created the story. You're also the costume designer too when you put on clothes in the morning,lol. With proper supplementation, diet and exercise you can be great too. Make yourself great again. Stay powerful my friend.
>>66529920
Do you have the template please? I want to make my own comfy. Goodnight
>>66529991
thanks fannie i can always count on you
>how do i like this post im not good at computer
Post your forgotten boys :'(
>>66529991
Such an inspiring post. Tomorrow I will 55lb dumbell press to platinum disco lol
But seriously I have never busted my ass to anythint and when i did doc told me to never lift anything above my head again because my right shoulder as a bone spur. So how the fuck do i react when i try to improve ND MY OWN GODDAMN ANATOMY BETRAYS ME
>>66530077
Never my boy
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2a509_goofydiazvskaro_sport
>>66530077
I learned my Judo skills from the best: Cm Punk
>>66524638
Who dis?
>that awful shoot
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/715552904543911936
>>66530428
Fuck this one made me so happy
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/713110546992726017
>>66530503
damn she asked for it
Not so fast Swedecucks. America wins this time.
>>66530207
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2a509_goofydiazvskaro_sport
fuck karo,
nate punked his bitch ass
leavethe spaish to the mexicans bro
karo status=shook
>literally every interesting match gets cancelled the week before after months of hype.
Is there a worse sport than mma? Name me one other sport where anything like remotely similar to this happens.
>>66530958
WE DID IT LADS
>>66530992
You're quite a cunt, Chelsea
>>66531003
haha epic ftw bro
>>66530992
UFC is a meme, nobody actually cares about the sport. People just want to shitpost on twitter.
who /yair/ here
I want to like this faggot nigger Cormier because he hates Jones, but how can i? fucktard seriously injured himself 20 days from the match, after all he said, after all those shamings he had to go trough, after all those pathetic banter attempts, after Jones whooped his asshole and outwrestled him, this piece of shit carlton goes and plays who can rekt his body first with Cain, it's always the same with him and Cain.
>>66530077
Miguel Torres was my boy
My late father would remark about how he would shell up under pressure and just stand there even though he was looking for counters. "Like Ken norton"
Then he started getting heemed
He beat Mighty Mouse though
>>66529296
Based Mexico you only have to join a """hunting club""" (top fucking lel) to own a 12 gauge. My former in law had his fucking house packed with shotguns and rifles, he went hunting once maybe every year, guy is a lawyer so everything was legal.
>>66530077
miles jury i thought he looked good but you know he is already long forgotten
if he loses another fight will probably get cut
>>66531134
He's my bean boy
>>66531276
i know his flashy style cant last but i will enjoy the ride
>he doesn't carb the fack up
m8.. are you a dumb fackin caant?
>>66531276
racist
>>66531359
I aint no shetkuant meight
>>66529576
this is true, but god damn would everyone lose their shit if Johnson landed that right hand! Win or LOSE, if he does he'd be in the same boat as Gus as a guy who almost beat him... almost.
Thoughts?
hey guys, what do you think about doublecheeseburger giving himself an owie?
will adult trayvon martin also drop out?
Is there a more pathetic manlet, fatlet and niglet in the ufc?
>>66531482
>>66531541
>>66531201
Mighty Mouse defended every one of his subs with ease bro
It was a 30-30 draw!
>>66531482
>>66531569
>Aubrey Martin
>Trayvon Martin
>Ernest Zimmerman
>>66531598
Rest in piece my boy
>>66524201
>Featherweights fighting for an Interim belt on the same night the actual champ is fighting at another weight class in a pointless money match.
>>66530077
Be glad your boys are forgotten, much better than the travesty mayhem turned into and only getting attention for being a crack head mental case
>>66531636
Hitmonlee would kick the shit out of Machamp, his muscles aren't functional enough, poor movement.
>>66531656
It would be Jones vs Belfort all over again
>>66531209
Do you help The Mormons to fight off Cartels?
>>66531453
Swedish Old Spice commercial?
>>66531633
iktf
>>66524725
>yfw MM gets better numbers on twitch than his ppv
>go to gym to get swole and get pussy
>achieve aesthetics
>no qt girls offering to suck my dick
>just a bunch of gay dudes
UFC needs to bring back face the pain
it just doesn't feel the same without it
>>66531751
gays in croatia? for shame
>>66531796
Texas.
I'm back in Croatia for Easter, took some time off to see my family.
Australia why are you watching Jaguares?
>I'm gonna go serious Georges, I'm gonna go to the death and I'm not joking about this
>>66531828
What did he mean by this?
can mcgregor beat diaz this time or is he going to be x3 murdered compared to their last fight
>>66531816
>took some time off to see my family
>implying you have a job overseas
>implying you have a family worth visiting
you're a fucking normie, never post pepe again or see what happens
>>66531876
Do I count as normie if I work IT which basically means I'm getting paid to shitpost on 4chan most of my working hours?
whens stephan struves next fight that lanklet gives me a lot of joy watching him fight i don't know why though?
Just got home lads
Did DC vs Jones fight really get canceled?
>>66531908
I expected him to be the Jon Jones of HW but somehow he always manages to fuck up. I mean, he let Mark Hunt, who is short, get close enough to land shots.
>>66531914
DC is out jones isn't the sort of guy to save a card like connor though
so i doubt jones will fight anyone else but i'd like to see him rematch gus or fight rumble
gus preferably
>>66531927
he isn't as coordinated as jones to be a good striker and he fancies submissions to much
>>66524982
lel
>>66531899
respectfully, i will literally tri prsta your asshole if you ever frogpost again.
>>66531828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Zb0i3Ok3E
>>66531983
the firs thing i thought was put your hands up
but then it all made sense when he went for the shot he's a wrassler
>>66531983
>>66532016
>Wrestlers saying its a legit form of self defense.
Christ wrestling teaches you so many bad habits its crazy.
>>66532020
Damn
>>66527810
>>66528041
>>66528228
>>66528375
>>66528550
>>66528600
what a fantastic joyride
>>66528202
for real kek of the day
my man
>>66532020
>>66532039
His problem was that he pulled a Ryan Bader and shot from 3 miles away due to fear.
>>66531983
>Wrestling
>>66532039
b-but it works in mma lol
>>66532061
Not even that. But shit like giving up your back and grappling in a sporting con text and not a self defense context.
>>66532069
It only works in MMA when you learn boxing to know how to avoid punches and when you know Jiu Jitsu to keep from getting swept and strangled.
>>66532067
fuck off sandy you ugly cuck bitch
>>66531983
>That shitty shot intead of establishing the clinch
If he is a wrestler he sucks dick
>>66532067
>>66532090
does anyone have that video of the little white kid fighting the bigger black kid in some school bathroom and the little white kid could seriously move and box?
i was thoroughly impressed
>>66532117
Searched for "white boy bangs a strong black lad in a men's restroom" and didn't find any relevant results, sorry.
>it's another mighty mouse PPV
>>66532170
cool reaction face
>>66532170
>< 100k buys
>>66532194
you better delete this before i make you
>>66532194
thanks, save it if you like. it's all yours :)
>>66532214
fuck you isaac that's my shit nigga ill fuck you up
>>66532208
Joe Daddy! Almost
>>66531983
>try to shoot for a takedown
>from a mile away
>without setting it up
>on concrete
wrassling lel
>>66532261
fitefu material
what if DC vs Jones @ 200?
>>66532261
Did he pass out? Just tap you fucking meat head your not in a real fight.
>>66531983
>>66532261
>white males
>>66532339
>he taps out before black out
>>66532342
at least they didn't surrender before the fight even started
and the names are gone
>>66532395
AYYYYY I GET IT
IT'S OVER
>>66532339
>tapping
Anyway, what's this submission called?
>>66532411
Aww I was having fun
All day
dang it
Schaub get
>>66532342
>>66532395
>>66532414
>>66532261
>>66532326
>>66532339
>>66532117
>>66532165
>>66532085
>>66532069
>>66532039
>>66532061
>>66532020
>>66532060
>>66531983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jfl_wHz7CU
>>66532447
fail, just like schaub
>>66532447
ughhh.....
>>66532395
Surrendering is the best way to avoid damage lad
>>66532469
fighting is also the best way to avoid becoming part of nazi germany, dumb cuck
>>66532491
is france still part of nazi germany anon?
>>66532419
Porn doesn't count. Though admittedly it looks more legit then most
.>>66532456
White dude looked alright. Brutal throw too.
Also
>Guy breaks up the fight.
>Black guy starts swinging again when he gets up.
>>66532469
but that didn't avoid damage to your grandma's pussy when the nazi came rolling in
>>66532501
they would be if real man america wasn't there to save them
>>66532456
>nigs fighting
did dc actually pull out, i can't find confirmation anywhere
>>66532530
he wants the police to shoot jones before they fight
>>66532515
eh, give props to the ruskies too. Nazis couldn't compete with both the massive waves of US production and the Russian's massive waves of killing/raping zerg soldiers
the point is the French let the Krauts walk into their homes and let them fuck their women. Original cucks.
>>66532491
I'm not sure be part of nazi germany would be worse than the leftists we have now.
>>66532504
My grandma wasn't born when they came.
>>66532540
given jones' behavior thats more likely thank not
>>66532575
you guys shouldn't of been cucks and took us on so we could of settled it once and for all
>>66532594
>My grandma wasn't born when they came.
ah, you're correct.
Grandma was born nine months after they came.
>>66532516
>0:15
Twerking while fighting. What dedication
My girl is gonna get it done.
Tecia is finished
>>66532604
yeah. /stillmuhboy/ Patton wanted to be hardcore but Ike and Marshal won't let him. oh well. I wish we'd just divide the world in half and just shit on third world countries like china all day, erry day.
>>66532667
Why does she talk like she's black? Did she learn it from Pat or was she always like that?
>>66532687
to attract nearby jungledicks she so craves
>>66532667
>My girl is gonna get it done.
she is getting split in half by a heavy weight bull every day lol
are you a cuck is that it
at least my grill is pure
>>66532687
She does it because it's fun and sorta unconscious ironic racism, or so it seems. You know, when kids imitate people who talk funny.
>>66532461
>Schaub probably would've gotten a title shot had he beaten Nogueira
>>66532774
Nog beating Schaub is my favourite MMA moment of this decade
>>66532774
>>Schaub probably would've gotten a title shot had he beaten Nogueira
'no'
>>66532723
Don't mock the cutest couple in MMA
Aljamain Sterling vs. Bryan Caraway set for UFC Fight Night 88, May 29
>>66532844
bryan didn't look very convincing in his last fight i don't think he is top 10 material desu
>it's a "duuuuuuuuude, what the fuuuuuuuuuuuck?" episode
>>66532844
hope he gets cucked to fuck desu
will jds ever recover or will he go out chuck styles?
he use to be one of my boys
>>66532852
>Just coast, you're doing fine
>the shitty of Miesha Tate's cornering
>>66532837
>>66532723
>23
>getting split in half by a 36 year old fatty
life is unfair
What was the GOAT era of MMA?
>>66532774
>Schaub lost only because Carwin fucked him up before the fight
>>66532922
Silly question desu
>>66532922
the fedor era
>>66532929
>>66532936
>>66532942
wrong the chuck era was the GOATEST
>>66532922
2003-2005 Pride
>>66532951
>cuck liddell
dana pls
>>66532922
Pride
UFC is the reddit of mma
>>66532922
when the diaz bros become respective champs at 155 and 170, sometime between the middle of this year and next.
2 0 9 B A B Y W O O O O O O O O O O O O OO O O O O O O O OO O
>wake up
>daniel injured
>505 posts
>no new thread
DAYNA
60 G's
BAYBAEEEEEEEE
Invicta's Andrea Lee tests positive for diuretics, suspended by Nevada Athletic Commission
kgb'd
DC GONNA FUCK JBJ UP AT 197 LETS DO IT BABY DC MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>66533020
Did she get stabbed?
>>66533028
she just received an e-mail
http://twitter.com/AndreaKGBLee/status/715638867303337984/photo/1
>>66533020
Cheaters btfo
>>66532922
Right now to be honest
good morning
where is the new thread?
>>66533103
>names are gone
why live?
>>66533036
>I just receive an email from the Nevada athletic commission saying that I am suspended till further notice do to the use of a Diuretic ( which makes you pee more )
>I have not taken any drugs or any supplements that will help enhance my performance, so do not get your facts wrong! You're hearing this from me first!
>Once I know more I will post and let yall know
hmmmm
>>66533028
another cheating whore
>>66533119
I'm still here bro
>>66532922
Attitude era
>>66533121
>>66533036
So it makes you go to the toilet more. I guess its illegal because it can be used to flush drugs out right? But why else would she use it? To help cut weight? idk.
>>66533146
In Holland already?
>>66533153
>>66533153
have you seen a film called goodfellas? they flush the blow down the toilet when the feds come after them
>>66533178
Right thats what I said. The use it to clean the drugs out their system. I just dont see a legitimate use for them in a sporting context.
Reminder that Jon "I'm totally not a meme fighter, promise" Jones is overrated as fuck and only zuffa shills like him
>>66533189
>I just dont see a legitimate use for them in a sporting context.
then why do so many fighters use em
>>66533192
>>66533208
To cheat obviously.
I am just saying what excuse could a fighter possibly have?
>>66533229
None really
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