EVERYONE: Be warned there is an incredibly butthurt Canadian posting
CHI:Duncan Keith suspended 6 games
WAS:Nicklas Backstrom (UBI) won't play on Friday
TOR:Kadri cited for third embellishment incident
PIT:Sidney Crosby is the NHL's 1st star for March
ANA:Frederik Andersen is out with a concussion
NYI:Travis Hamonic to miss rest of regular season
EDM:Connor McDavid is the rookie of the month
MIN:Erik Haula's scoring streak hits 10 games
LA:Jonathan Quick blanks Flames on 21 shots
VAN:Miller stuns Sharks with 32-save victory
MON:Mike Condon posts first career shutout
ARI:Oliver Ekman-Larsson (illness) is out on Thu
Best edition desu fampai.
>Ruins about to blow a 3-pt lead
JUST
>4 posts early
baka desu senpai
>>66523199
Could be worse, it could be a mad canadian thread
>50 word essay due at midnight
>can't stop shitposting
h-help
>>66523221
Shitpost until you have only 30 minutes, then make it in a hurry.
>500 word essay I guess
>>66523221
500 is written in like a 15 minutes.
>>66523236
I can't wait for more playoff OT threads
>>66523248
Good idea Brazilbro
>rags
>>66523268
It's a philosophy paper. My professor is a literal nu-male liberal cuck. I don't like my chances fäm
>>66523269
>tfw I once wrote a 150 word abstract in less than 10 minutes because douchebag classmate forgot to
>the article was still accepted in the congress
>it was still featured on the journal with the shitty abstract anyway
>>66523308
You will hate yourself when you're writing the paper but just suck it up and you should be able to easily bullshit whatever he wants to hear. I hated the philosophy gen ed I had to take. It had even more leftist drivel and nu male cucks than the art class I took.
>aves getting BTFO
>start gooning
Is Wah done this year?
>nhl games starting to coordinate commercial breaks
fuck this shit, there's always too many games on break at the same time
>>66523337
I'm in the criminal justice program at my school and it's required that I had to take an intro sociology class. I've never seen a larger gathering of cucks in my life. We spent a whole unit on "social justice". Fuck university
you guys know this thread will get deleted when this pedophile gets banned, right?
>despartly fighting for a playoff spot
>playing a team that has already clinched everything
>shots 29-9 scored 3-0
>the weed fueled shithole of Colorado
Is Wah done this year?
>>66523503
>butthurt because gay
>butthurt because btfo
>butthurt because his thread didn't live up
>butthurt because no team in playoffs
>butthurt because A FUCKING LEAF
>>66523503
He already is getting banned, at least he posted news and didn't put a fucking leaf in the OP
Why is /hoc/ Mad at The Pens?
>>66523525
uhh I didn't post the other thread my monkey friend.
>winning fantasy hockey finals by 25 points
>lead now down to 11
>2 days to go
I'm scared
>>66523574
>me right now
>>66523597
that water looks pretty clear to be from brazil desu.
>Avalanche cucks crying about the Wilson hit on TV
>>66523637
Yeah, those impressions are often wrong. I once thought Canada was white, how foolish I was.
>>66523678
tf
tp
go away monkey i report u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Y3Ku69plw
>>66523180
>tfw B's fans
>tfw love Bergeron, Chara and Eriksson
>tfw Rask as a goalie
>>66523691
>the city of hongcouver
>Canada
>Post-Season
>Bloos allow 1 goal in their past 5 games
>give up 6 tonight to the >Broons, who haven't scored 6 combined goals in their last 5 games
TOP
WEW
LADS
>BRUINS ALMOST BLEW A 6-4 LEAD WITH 20 SECONDS LEFT
WEW LADS LITERALLY CANNOT WAKE UP FROM THE MADMAN'S WILD RIDE.
>>66523728
>the favela of brazil
>>66523728
Bean?
>>66523701
KEEP
YOUR
HEAD
UP
YURO
PUSSY
>>66523741
you can thank rask if you make it to playoffs. Any other goalie in the league and you wouldn't imo.
>>66523772
>russia
>yuro
:^)
>>66523775
HNNNNNG
>>66523802
Although yes, Rask has been part of a reason why we've stayed afloat with our >defense, he's had some terrible games that are directly a loss caused by him (at least 5-6 of them).
He's a good goalie though. This fucking >defense will be the fucking end of me.
>>66523802
b8
>>66523812
THEM YURAPEEN CHICKENSHIT PLAYERS COMEOVER HERE AND TRY THEIR TICKY TACKY CUTE LITTLE PLAYS AND THEY GET RUN OVER BY A GOOD ONTARIA BOY I TELL YA THATS WHY YA DONT DRAFT A SWEED A FINN OR A RUSSIAN
>>66523859
It isn't b8 though.
Have you seen the Broons >defense?
can we stop acknowledging this OP keeps posting? I'm sick of this pedo shit
today I observed a conversation between a pedophile and an ape.
>>66523859
Isn't it bedtime already Don?
>>66523894
>>66523884
>let in 5 goals tonight
>.918 sv pct
m8
>>66523894
Did you go to a zoo or just left the basement?
>>66523894
so what, can't your parents talk to each other anymore?
what's got Canada's booty all blasted?
>>66523947
Again, have you seen our >defense
>>66523802
i'm a Ruins fan and even I think this is bullshit
>>66523974
They remembered that they voted an ex-Substitute Teacher into Prime Minister
Braden Holtby name roll.
>giving attention to a pedo and a 3rd world subhuman
>it's a subhuman and pedophile thread
Look at all those canadian teams in the playoffs
>>66524100
rolling for dubs is against the rules
>>66524122
>its the caitlyn phone poster
>its made because he isn't the center of attention
just go say you want to suck your first cock on reddit or something
>>66524122
I really wish this yulia guy would get permad.
>>66524045
>nic cannon
Can we please just talk about hockey guys you're making me sad
>>66524233
What's your team f@m? What changes do you think will get made over the offseason?
>>66524292
>leafs
Honestly probably nothing. They'll sign a bunch of fringe players to 1 year deals and ship them out at the deadline next year. The leafs have a shot at signing Stamkos but I don't actually believe he'll come here. He's more likely to go to Montreal or resign with the bolts. He's not wasting his prime years during a rebuild with Toronto.
>>66523983
is it worse than the oilers or canucks or sabres?
>>66524369
Yeah. I could see him going to detroit too. Also I am not banned.
>>66524007
I'm also a ruins fan and I think the defense has cost us way more games than Rask.
Don't look now, Avs are coming back on the Caps
>>66524259
Why not both?
>>66524461
I'm not sure Stamkos is what Detroit needs to be honest. They need to address their abysmal defense. Also I can't see them offering him anywhere close to what he will ask for. Although there's a small number of teams who can actually eat that much of a salary. This is one of the main reasons why toronto has a shot because they can throw a 12m x 8 with ease because of how much cap space they have.
>>66524613
yeah I hate big name FA signings, they almost never work out. Makes sense for MTL though, takes the heat off galchenyuk
>>66524613
I think only a free agent's original team is allowed to offer 8 years, everyone else is limited to 7
based mods blowing pedos the fuck out
TYBM
>>66524748
Well how often do players of Stamkos pedigree hit the open market? It's an anomaly because teams usually extend superstars before they hit FA. He's going to make massive bank this summer. And if he does go to Montreal that will only make galchenyuk better centering the 2nd line.
>>66524760
I honestly didn't know that
>mfw Stamkos wastes away in Toronto for the rest of his career, accomplishing nothing
Just got home.
Am I too late to >mild
>>66524844
Last one I can remember was parise and suter, lesser players than stammer for sure but still pretty good. They are barely worth the money as it is right now with like a decade left on their contracts. Its such a dangerous risk. Stamkos is probably the biggest name in a long time to hit FA.
>>66524925
The only upside to it is Stamkos is 26 and if you sign him to a 7 year deal he will only be 33 when it expires.
Is Roy going to get fired finally? His team has played like shit since the mild caught up in the wildcard race, getting BTFO by them 4-0 when they were tied.
>pulling your goalie with ten (10) minutes left
Whoever signs Stammer will come to regret it, I think. Dude'll want too much money, and it looks like the cap's going down this summer.
A better question is, which (quality) players will shake loose if the cap does drop by about $4 million? That's top 6/top 4 money. How will the expansion draft next summer affect the moves teams make this summer?
I think we're in for a memey couple years.
>>66524899
Avs lost to the Caps, so yes
>>66525007
True, doesn't look so bad. I wonder why he wants out.
>>66525057
I hope so, the guy built his coaching reputation in a meme league and is too arrogant to change his tactics when he got to a league where backchecking isn't optional. I used to love him but now he just looks like an obnoxious prick.
>>66525077
I wouldn't call Zucker top6 but I see him leaving If the cap drops. Also Kuemper is doubtful to stay. He has shown he can be a beast and can absolutely sick, too mentally fragile. Curious to see him get another shot as the starter after hopefully maturing.
>>66525126
Who says he wants out
>>66525279
Well he really should have signed by now IMO Seems like he wants to be closer to toronto or the northeast
>>66525279
The coach has shown he rubs players the wrong way and plays favorites. Look at Drouin, while we will never know the whole story, it was clear he wasn't played the way he should. When he did play it was on the 4th, give him a few games with top talent and see what he can do.
It's been 50 years since the Leafs won a cup ahahahahahahahaha
>>66525417
He played with stammer for a while there and it seemed to work ok. Still, a lot of the guys look pretty good with stammer. I wonder if killorn would still play as well on a 3rd or 4th
>>66525498
I wonder if that dude ever married his gf. He must have realized they will die of old age before the leafs win a cup. She was a qt 2bh
>>66525057
He'll get another year/half year. Losing your two best centers down the stretch has ironically saved his job.
>>66525077
>Whoever signs Stammer will come to regret it
Most definitely. As good as Stamkos is, he isn't the kind of player you want as your top line center if you want to win a cup. PP babies should be 2nd line, 4-6mil players, at most. He can't win faceoffs very well either. If any team signs him for more than 10mil, they are only adding to the over-inflated player value and the NHL is going to suffer for it as a whole.
>>66525417
>>66525520
The fact is that Drouin just never performed at a very high level. He played 70 games with the Lightning last season, some of them were on the top lines, and he only had four goals all season. He had a fair number of assists, but brought nothing else to the table.
It's telling that during the big playoff run, he only played six games, had zero points, and was a -6.
I don't think he was ever ready for the big league.
>>66525767
Reminder that crosby is 8.7
>>66525801
yeah but thats an amazing deal and he didnt go to FA
>>66525801
Right, but Crosby never went to free agency and contracts generally increase over time due to the rising cap and inflation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnOZvhRNC8E
>Chelios is in a 1995 Gretzky skating tutorial
How do players manage to stay in the league so long?
>>66525417
Drouin should have kept his mouth shut and played in the AHL. He turned a gravy situation into shit. All he had to do was play, and eventually he'd get another shot at the NHL. Tampa wasn't just pushing him aside for other young prospects, they were wanting to see him develop and mature. All he did was show how immature he is and how much he doesn't respect his coaches.
Anyone else watching this Finland/Czech women's game? Shit's pretty memeish, Finland is BTFOing the Czechs 4-0.
>>66525917
Chelios was a bit of a dildo imo, didnt he play in the ahl at age 63 or something. The guy didn't know how to let go
>>66525767
It is the curse of trying to make a splash signing big name free agents. Look at the mild, signing Suter and Parise was probably a good move for management in that it built hype, sold tickets, got them in the playoffs, and is good PR for much local boys. But as a wild fan if they don't have success in the next few years those contracts are going to bring them to sens level mediocrity as they continue to regress. Though the wild have never really been horrible/great.
Such is life.
>>66525880
>>66525881
Reminder Malkin is only 9.5 and its the same total money the cap hit only changed because the contract rules changed. GMs should be using this but theyre not
>>66525801
>>66525880
>>66525881
Crosby is at 8.7 because he is autistic about the number 87, he was worth more at the time he signed.
>Win a game for once
>Blows decide theyre too shit to beat Bombston
This is why your franchise will always be a failure you inbreds
>>66525931
So much this. He was buttblasted because he'd always been the golden boy, head and shoulders better than the rest, able coast by on his talent alone. Then he got to the show and decided he didn't like the hard work aspect. He probably figured he would be gifted top line minutes with Stammer.
>tfw he tried to pull this with Yzerman
>tfw Yzerman was shit on in his early years, then learned to put in the hard work and play a great 2 way game
It's not like he's flipping the bird to the absolute perfect mentor for his situation or anything.
>>66525997
best video ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hqZNdH1wrg
>>66526231
Yzerman was also coached and taught by Scotty Bowman who had a zero tolerance policy for bullshit while Cooper is a massively overrated meme.
>>66526260
Knew what it was before I opened it
>Been hittin the fuckin gym or the tanning bed?
top kek
>>66526088
right but are you implying autism is bad? Malkin specifically signed for the same money as him because they see themselves as equals and they are about winning. Every team should just say hey faggot look at crosby and malkins contracts and think about it and lets discuss it later
>>66525801
8.7 cap hit. But his base salary in his first three years is 12mil, then 10 for the next 4, 9 for the next 3, and 3mil in his last 3 years (34-36yold). So he took a significant pay cut in his last three years to keep his cap hit within Pittsburgh's manageable territory (considering Malkin also needed a long term contract).
Compare that with Toews or Kopitar's contracts. Both stay quite large throughout their duration, with Kopitar taking home 7mil in his last two years (34-35) and Toews taking in 7 mil his last 3 years (31-33). That is a big reason why their cap hit is at 10mil. Though Toews can at least be justified given that he is still relatively young in his last years of his contract, where as Kopitar and Crosby are older.
FUCK YOU DUCKS
WORTHLESS SHITS
>>66526460
I'm even more asshurt about the St Louis Blows desu
Is Erik Haula a bust?
He just ended his 10-game point streak. He plays big PK minutes. He looked great in the series vs Colorado but regressed due to what is assumed Yeo's coaching. He turned his game around 360' when Yeo was fired and has been great.
I just wish he would drop his number by 1 since Dumba55 is now Dumba24.
>>66526373
I didnt watch it before posting so I hoped it was the one that starts with "come on chelios skate you old fuck" but hey theyre all good
>>66523116
>yfw da stars win da cup
>>66526530
Yeah
Let the kids play chelly you old fuck
>>66526001
Ya, but it also stems from the players greed. Parise and Suter both should have took less base salary in their 6th to 9th years in their contracts. 9mil at 34, 8mil at 35, and 6mil at 36 is far too high. No player is worth that much at those ages. They could have reduced their cap hit by a mil at least, or maybe even 2mil.
>>66526634
Players don't give themselves contracts. GMs gave out contracts that were so retarded they caused a lockout.
>>66526374
I'm not sure what you mean by that. I never said it was bad plus the pengs had the advantage of being the team that drafted them. Its clear signing players as RFAs can be much cheaper than if they tested free agency.
Still funny he was born 8/7/87 etc...
I wonder if he bought an 87 acre lot in rural Canada.
>his snapshot averages 87 mph
Would you?
>>66526231
Hopefully Yzerman learned his lesson: when a young "star" asks for a trade, trade that fucker asap before he goes public and destroys his market value. Cancers like that aren't worth the time and effort to develop anyways.
NTMA!
FAGGOT DUCKS FAGGOT SHITS!
>>66526760
would berry desu
>>66526760
YES
E
S
>>66526505
A 7th round bust? Wew.
This is one of my 2 cats
>>66526760
Sask bro? You from Regina or what?
Fuckin Canucks. Cant even tank properly. Fuck this team!!!
>>66527053
Cats are inferior to puppers, faget.
>>66526760
I'd let her keep her hockeybag in the cab of my car if you know what I mean.
>>66527107
also, yes to tapping that ass on skates.
>>66527053
Nigger cat
>>66527125
nice google image picture loser
>>66526561
>>66527139
Just the skaters I like, not the entire competition.
FAGGOT DUCKS FAGGOT
>>66527140
>cab of my car
what did he mean by this?
>>66527199
Show me a /hoc/ cat if you wanna keep talking that good shit, Hugh.
>>66527025
Holy shit for some reason I thought he was drafted much higher. Just shows what some MN schooling will do
>3 players on the mild played for the goofers
>2 are European
Leon Bristedt greatness when?
>>66527200
Blacked
>>66527322
get bombed faggot
>>66527313
>I'd sniff her bikeseat if you know what I mean
This line was golden on middleschool
>>66527466
Repeat dubs force me to concede that that is indeed a /hoc/ cat.
Now build wall.
>>66527322
not him but I'll give you a /ck/ kitteh on the house
>>66527635
If you were a patrician fml follower you would have already realized you've seen my cats before as well as this kitchen. Stop crossboard posting reddit
>>66527768
What a mess, clean that shit up Salvador or you won't get paid.
>>66527908
Some faggot friends are on a long ass road trip and passed out here. Idk what they want before they leave
>>66527768
Did you post it in the last few days? If not it wasn't memorable.
>mfw I didn't save the quarantine OP
>>66528032
Go away faggot stop crossboard posting
>>66528152
>those fingernails
>>66528152
>wow he can use the archive
>calls someone out for crossboard posting
>posts images from other boards
I bet you browse /tv/ edgelord
>>66528482
what was edgy about that? Stop being gay
>>66528224
what's wrong with them
>rags
>>66528584
Why were you so elitist I didn't recognize your kitchen and nondescript, albeit cute, cat?
>>66527420
It probably has more to do with keeping the players comfortable. Playing in the same area for a long time allows them to concentrate their energy to hockey and not worry about setting up in a new place constantly. Also why having your farm team near your NHL team is good.
>>66527704
would not try breaking into your house/10
>>66529365
They're a variant of Shepherd. Probably a good decision desu.
>>66529313
You sound like you'd be an insufferable cunt to speak to.
>>66529427
You just described like 80% of /hoc/. Well done bud.
tfw your ahl team won tonight
>>66529499
my team got shut out by an ahl team the other night
>>66529499
>none of them will ever shoot it through your 5 hole
>>66529499
>5-1
Brady Skjei was styling, apparently. Kid's going to be very important for the Rangers soon. Might even need him to replace Yandle, though we'd obviously rather keep him.
>>66529620
>Brady Skjei
Another slow defender? Just what the rags need.
>>66529620
condors won 4-2 keeping their playoff hopes technically alive. they will probably be dashed when ontario rapes us tomorrow
>>66529672
So as a Condors fan, what can you tell an Oilers fan about their prospects? Is Platzer any good?
>>66529915
Sleep thigh ban evasion anon. Don't let the modbugs bite
>>66529620
Good ol' Minnesota boy, top4 but not top tier 2bh
>>66530044
platzer seems c+, b- level. Slepeshev is playing worlds better than he was at the start of the season he is playing way more physical and is speedy
Are we gonna make it /hoc/? I don't know if I can handle the sheer volume of shitposting.
>>66530277
I...I don't think so
>>66530277
nope the streak is dead
>>66530307
I don't even care about the streak but I won't be able to post in /hoc/ as a Detroit fan for like a full calendar year.
>actual hockey discussion
What the fuck is going on here?
>>66530386
someone should put uncle garys head on that guy
>>66531356
do i need photoshop to do such meme wizardry
>tfw the ducks lost to the vanpooper cantpucks 3 times
>>66531385
idk m8 i make all my memes in paint
I actually got mad at my team for winning tonight. Am I to far gone bros?
>>66531491
No but kings bro here thanks you
should I buy a solarbears sweater, senpai?
>Rakell and Lindholm miss a game
>the Ducks loose against the Cantpucks
>>66531473
DELET THIS!!!!!!!
>>66531952
Embrace it Finland. Poopjew is gonna lead a Canadian team to dynasty status. He'll be so thankful he'll renounce his citizenship and win us 10 gold medals.
>>66531952
There is about 66 % chance that Laine or Puljujärvi ends up in Edmonton ;^)
>>66531984
All good.
Meme players for meme teams.
Competent teams will pick the best player in the draft - Nylander
>>66531952
why would i do that?
On Thursday we celebrate the one year anniversary of the beginning of the Golden Age of /hoc/.
>>66532297
>focus so much meme hatred on the kings you forgot it was the blackhawks turn and let them win their dynasty
>>66532458
3 in 5.5 is not a dynasty
>>66532497
0 in 23 years is a fucking disgrace
Good night /hoc/
>>66532591
fug its 2 am i should go to be too
Thanks canucks :^)
>>66532297
We'll get to greentext someone next week. Whether it's the >Wongs, >Broons, >Philthy, or >Mild (my guess is Philly)
>>66531981
Lets be serious Edmonton and Toronto would be the death of their careers. Pulju said in an interview that both him and Laine were eyeing american teams so, yeah.
>knowing that neither wants to play for your team
>>66533008
Ujot amishaivenet
Who here's going to go for Las Vegas?
>>66533269
Depends on how memey they are.
>>66533341
> hockey
> in Las Vegas
brah, the memes have already begun...
>>66533497
Yeah, but they have to be properly and the right amount of memey. If it's just one big, fucking mess, that's no fun.
>>66533520
just wait till Evander Kane and Patrick Kane move there.
The two Kanes raping it up in Las Vegas.
pulju
>>66533822
>>66533822
>>66533822
>neloselta kärpät-tappara ilmaseksi
:DDDDDD
>>66534077
>>66534077
>>66534077
Kai kun Kärppien halliin mahtuu 600 ihmistä ja oululaisten rahat menee opiaatteihin niin näin saadaa kärbbäfanit seuraamaan pelejä vielä ennenkuin Pulju ja Aho lähtee, kannatus romahtaa :DDD
>>66534077
no clue what you're sayin, funland. i like you anyways
>>66534125
Pelataan hakamettäs
Eli oululaisittain hakamehtäs
>>66534173
ei taia oululaiset käyttää mehtä sanaa. iha mettä se on
>>66534241
Aijaa
No typerältä se joka tapauksessa kuulostaa
>>66534173
Kärpät kuuluu tarhaan, toivottavasti Tappara hoitaa ittesä finaaliin
t. TPS
>>66534494
Kyllä kirves nylkee
>>66534532
Klyaa fluurn kylkern saanr.
/hoc/ ded
Ulka puülka Laine il Puljujärvi. Vaanti kaanti luuki klunüü
>>66535412
>>66534970
>>66535432
Based
>>66533882
This is my favorite Pulju by far! Haha :D
absolute madman
>>66535480
was the score of the finland-sweden game decided at this point?
>>66535737
Is this a meme? The amount of hookers I fucked then killed in Vice City is incalculable.
>>66533843
>>66533857
TELL ME ABOUT POOJEW! WHY DOES HE MAKE THAT FACE?
>>66535924
so he doesn't have to play for shitcouver.
>>66535937
delete this
>>66535937
It's gonna break my heart if he goes to a Canadian team.
Who /happyfinnishicehockeyisfreefromtvsodonthavetowatchshittystreams/ here?
I know i am
>>66535967
it's pretty much guaranteed both finnish busts will go to canadian teams
>>66535972
gotta watch aho,pulju,laine for free
>>66535988
take juolevi or laine. leave pulju alone ;__;
Why is pulju so cute? ^- ^
>>66535972
>>66536005
why do Finns not like Juolevi?
is it because it's not meme enough?
he's the only top-5 Finn who doesn't look retarded in the face
>>66536041
mongol genes
>>66536077
He is just another unknown jokerit junior player who is overhyped because he jumped to the canadian memeleagues.
>>66536077
oops, pic of Juolevi
prolly 1st or 2nd defenseman to be drafted
as you can see, he only looks maybe 25% mongol
>/out/ for 2 months
>maybe_I'll_see_what_/hoc/'s_up_to_these_days.jpg
>degenerate chink tranny talking shit about Finns
>mfw
Playoff hockey time
>>66536281
You actually paid for that seat?
pic related. It's you as seen from center ice.
>>66536281
does the pole serve any purpose other than promoting their stupid site?
NELONEN MITÄ VITTUA
Onko nelonen kaatunu muillekki?
