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old >>66511230
Luis Suarez and Dana White have been done
Jaimie Vardy
TORRES
WHEN I WAS
My name is a cocktail
RONALDO GET
TSUUU
CHAT
>Torres
Lionel Messi get
Rolling for good thread.
best name right here lads
JFT96
posting from the grave
FFFFIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTT
hand egg roll
nice name or i kill myself
adam johnson get
>>66512295
Wade Sloan is a pretty boss name desu
football player GET
>>96
Dr Pavel Im CIA
Rolling
Tom Brady.
I hope the names never leave desu
>>66512308
you got a team name which is pretty gud
>>66512301
>Woodward
>96
>>66512308
Villa real!!
>>66512308
lifelong
>>66512308
IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE
>>66512314
you sound like a Stan Lee character
>>66512306
>Warren Watson
you murderer
>>66512307
>Jon Tyler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkABO0VwCg
Ronaldo get
tim tebow get
my first post of the day
Who am I?
>>66512322
clever name desu
Nice thread
LIONEL GET
Anglo get
>>66512333
checked
>>66512333
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwin_Jackson
nice
This thread is fucking gay. You losers seriously spend 16 hours per day "rolling" for names?
Kill yourselves fags
Call this guy a faggot:
>>66512353
Cmon Messi
Rollin for donaldo
ronaldo fucked me
let's be having you
>>66512342
ur mum
this is all a tactic by gookmoot to up the posting rates so he can ask for more money from advertisers desu
This will be my name from now on
It's about to get Messi
Next south American goat
>>66512352
benis :DDDDDDD
MESSI
>>66512352
yea
>>66512361
Ayala is a player
>>66512363
it's working
>>66512363
OY VEY
>>66512363
>Israel Briggs
I wonder who could be behind this poo.
>>66512363
>Israel
You're not fooling me, poojew.
who /tfw no gf/ here?
>>66512363
DESIGNATED
Am I a big guy?
Female name and I'll do a sex-change
>>66512372
L I F E L O N G
>>66512374
Johnny Foreigner
>>66512382
H E R E
E
R
E
hi
GIVE ME A FOOTBALL NAME OR I'LL FUCK AN ANIMAL
>>66512352
Shoot yourself, Ralph
>>66512372
C H A T
H
A
T
>>66512363
>Israel
>>66512363
Shut it down
>>66512363
Poo in the Loo
shit
>>66512395
1/2 messi
>>66512363
>Conspiracy post
>Israel
>>66512386
Welp, good bye penis
>>66512385
4 me
>>66512395
WERE GETTING CLOSE
>>66512395
LIONEL CONFIRMED
WE JUST NEED MESSI NOW
>>66512396
>tfw not Troy
next Ballon d'Or winner
>>66512395
So close
t. alberto barbosa
Not many great names recently desu
arriaga get
John Wall?
Rodger gay get
>>66512426
Pizzoza is better m8
>>66512430
Wat up senpai
*smacks lips*
Peter
>>66512433
>Mcmahon
>>>/asp/
>>66512430
Good name pham
check the name
>>66512322
>Forrest Carpenter
I like it
>>66512422
Many jew related ones though, yours included
>>66512422
CANT FLIM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM
>moyes
wew lads
>>66512422
You sure? Check my name
>>66512430
reported for trying to get around the word filter
>>66512395
fuckkk
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
>>66512443
absolutely savage bruh
>>66512430
Sick name fåm
git gud sun
Iniesta here
...
>We will never get Messi
MESSI MESSI MESSI
Generic Name Get
>>66512480
>Kramer
yh
>>66512485
Because it's not in the database. Lionel is though.
Messi get
>>66512474
t. Alberta Chanbosa
>>66512482
Savage
Chat shit get banged
How do I get a different name tbqh
new name every post?
>>66512430
SHOOK PHAM
my name is
>>66512443
>>66512482
Siblings
>>66512489
Feel
ayy lmao
Drinkwater
>>66512500
More jews.
>>66512502
>yfw i get Wilson Palmer next
>>66512509
go away
get shit chat banged
get, idc
Wew lads
>>66512522
AYY YO HOL UP
*smacks lips*
Fight and Win get
le meme name
I NEVER GET A GOOD NAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
welp
>>66512524
Jeffrey?
x
why is gookmoot so intent on ruining 4chan
Why are there names and how is that an April Fools Joke
>>66512533
Gianni!
>>66512500
>Cuban kikes
Rivers get
WE WUZ
chad
>>66512549
>doreen
You 80 ƒam?
Alberto
__________________________________
"There is no spoon." The Matrix
>>66512495
Harvard man
also some irish sportsperson
>>66512541
>>66512552
don't know tbf(rank)
>>66512524
Noice Jeffrey get
HOL UP
>smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
>rolls up sleeves
What you white bois is saying
>breathes heavily through gaped teeth
That we niggas can
>pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
>snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Get sum of that you saying that
>holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice
Some finna
>eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank
Hol up so u be sayin is
>licks teeth and grins
That this little white gurl hurr
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
>smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>steals
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
>collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
>opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
>dindu.nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
>sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
>pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
>instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
>faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
>scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
>shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
>chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
>sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
>strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
>throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
>swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE
>grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
>participates in a drive-by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
>converts to Islam
U SAYING WE GON BE
>repeated World Star yelling in the background
SOM FINNA
>sells crack
That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING
>Rolls a blunt
AND WE GONNA FUCK THIS GURL PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET
pls
>sp will never get a get again
I just want a meme name lads.
>>66512553
I did nearly call someone a name fag today before I realised what was going on
Porno name get
>wasting your life rolling for fake names
Fags
>>66512552
is this your first april fools day here?
Cool name get
>>66512500
Israel Castro is a mexican international, look it up.
meme
>>66512587
What a petty thing to say
what you gonna give me
>>66512581
harry potter re-mastered 2020
Oi jap
inb4 i get some literal who female name
>>66512271
Come on good name
BANE?
Rolling for number 18
Bacteria get
>>66512581
You're a wizard Darryl
>tfw kissless handholdless virgin with a shit name
>>66512591
Shit you're right, nice
>>66512593
get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>66512587
it's only been an afternoon
Bananinha dos Santos get
>>66512613
Rafas brother?
>>66512593
fuck off chad
>>66512612
yes
tsu get
>>96
>>66512612
When your sat in row Z
And the ball hits your head
That's Zamora
>>66512612
>Zamora
Just need Bobby now.
>all the women ITT
h-hey
>>66512602
t. Alfredo
__________________________________
"There is no spoon." The Matrix
howdy
>>66512612
maybe if you changed your name to charlie youd have more success
ayyyy
>>66512635
Robert get
Yago Pikachu get
Hi
>>96
>>66512630
You're not very good at this
>Tfw I have a shit name that will be the reason I'm a virgin the rest of my life
>>66512613
Wtf get again, Victor Benitez was a peruvian international, played in Italy for years.
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
>>66512623
This, Rolling for Coquinho
Robert huth
Mike Trout get.
>>96
>>39
haven't seen anyone named muhammed yet
>>66512651
Hey bb how about Dixin instead ?
Mike trout desu lads
>>66512670
Neither have I. Or any variation.
>>66512636
These aren't real names you fucking retarted kid. Every1 here probably has a dick
>>66512661
Not surprised MOTHER FUCKAS
>>66512670
YET
No Arabic names.
>>66512670
wew
messi mess messi
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink get
>>66512660
Three time's the charm. GET
>>66512677
C U C K
I'm an elite NFL QB.
Is Pham the new fa.m?
deed poll
Moot get.
>>66512686
>These aren't real names
you don't fucking say
heh, wood
>>66512678
ramos to chelsea
Roy Jones get?
>>66512699
Nothing but dubs
who /lifelong/ here
Creedence Clearwater Revival
mahrez get
JAVIER HERNANDEZ
>>66512686
not sure if sarcasm or just >american
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>66512731
lestah
2 velas
rolling for Christopher poole
JFT>>39
>>66512743
>Georgia Frazier
"Georgia Lynn Frazier is an American beauty pageant titleholder from Tulsa, Oklahoma, who was crowned Miss Oklahoma's Outstanding Teen 2009 and Miss Oklahoma 2015."
/ l i f e l o n g /
>>66512686
Thanks for clarifying Kristen
Rolling for Joe Cole
BLACKED scene featuring....
Get...
CHAT
>>66512749
>le chuck the ball for more points man
t.
This is the one bros
I SHOT JR
>>66512742
POO
fuck it im going to bed
>>66512761
Are beauty pageants a sport?
WHY ARE THERE NO COOL NAMES IN THIS THREAD?
Pistorius get
>>66512781
lel
>>66512749
Lebron on suicide watch
Johnny football get
Tripfags are dead. Ty jap moot.
>>66512749
G O A T
OATG
ATGO
TGOA
Check this
>bed at 7
wew lad
>>66512686
>Every1 here probably has a dick
I don't
>tfw you will never get Brendan Rodgers
>>66512793
>bed at 7pm on a Friday
>>66512783
>>66512799
Shut up Joao
>>66512794
I bet they play with balls quite often
Dick get
>>66512811
RARE
>>66512812
>not knowing how to quote
Come on, Patsy.
>mfw an american called a smibbly bibbly a 'remote control'
>>66512781
lel
hello guys
Fagz
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>>66512827
>>66512828
>>66512834 >>66512835
>>66512838
test
Teenage pregnancy.
pornstar get
>>66512814
Close
>americans
>>66512820
C R I C K E T
R
I
C
K
E
T
>>66512845
We need to build a wall.
And Mexico will pay for it.
Ten feet higher.
>>66512845
All me
>>66512845
All me.
>>66512845
What
>>66512845
t. Armando Figueroa
>>66512845
el post + mexicano
>>66512845
BUILD
>>66512845
upvoted
>>66512825
Not really that rare desu
This time for sure
>>66512857
Gibb moneys
>>66512845
>not a single (You)
kill me
>>66512820
Top get lad
I've honestly never been famous in my life
I've been rolling feverishly in hopes I'll strike it big with a name that rakes in a ton of (you)'s
>>66512845
t. Armando Figueroa
My RNG is a furry
GET some
>>66512877
Do you Lynch Willies
>still no Muhammed
>>66512872
how do I upvote pls
>>66512887
Same lad
you need to vibrate higher
Kot get.
>>66512897
Here it is
WHOS THAT LYING ON THE RUNWAY
Janny
>>66512892
WHERE'S THE JOKE, FUCKLEY?
>>66512897
This upsets my Boyfriends daughter
>>66512894
All day
Mckayla get
>>66512811
Is that you Beckii?
>>66512900
upvoted
you just have to upvote
>>66512910
>Willie
lmao
Say my name
>>66512922
counter-upvoted
how do i get a gf?
>>66512925
Stanley Boyd
>>66512900
+1
just be yourself
>>66512910
>willie prince
>>66512925
Stan the man
>>66512871
>Fannie
Rolling for D'Brickashaw Ferguson or Harry Winks.
>>66512921
Maybe
>>66512910
heh, wille
memes
(You)
AND I'M JAVERT
lads
>>66512918
>that name
>that flag
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
may mays
>>66512925
F R A N C I S
R
A
N
C
I
S
Your next ballon d'or winner
Seems like ages ago we got anyone good
MESSI
>>66512961
Almost Luke Shaw
cuck 2bh
name get
>He does it for free
Next gold ball winner
>>66512970
sabe pa
>>66512914
IT'S ANDRE
MEMES
Hiroshimoot, pls add Messi, Barbosa, Vardy and Tebow
thx
>>66512961
>shaw
sebastian
I hope this player gets a career ending injury
You're a big guy
>>66512972
Step up your game guys
>>>/pol/69598144
My first name is the same as a player in Chelsea. GET
Have we started the fire?
>>66512963
>gaines
//fit/ would love this
>>66513000
you aren't tho
>>66512978
>>66512871
>mexigarzas
dank memes and broken dreams
>>66512993
>tfw no dingo chavez
>>66513003
wew lad
>>66512995
Almost Mayweather
>>66513000
You're a small gal.
>>66513004
>maldonado
Almost something
>>66513000
LEL
>>66513003
/tv/ got Ebony Love.
>>66513003
>tfw the April fools joke is on /sp/ and we get no good names
>>66513004
upvoted
Daniel get.
>>66513000
kek
>>66513022
>english
I'm a cuckold desu
>tfw im staying in tonight to get a dank name
>>66513033
link it familia
>>66513038
DER KAISER
this is how you do it
>>66513042
DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM REDDIT
I own a BMW
>>66513041
please go fuck yourself
better yet kill yourself
>>66513034
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY GAAAMBLE
Trans get
I love noncing
>>66513038
>German
>Kaiser
Kinda a get.
>>66513046
wew lad
just cuck my shit up pham
muh shekels
>tfw no meme name
>>66513059
lel
>>66513069
HOLY FUCK SO CLOSE
John Terry
>>66513058
>>66513064
>Villa
>Silva
>tfw constantly get shit female names
>>96
never retire
dorararar
>>66513069
oy vey
JUST
Rolling for Lebron
>>66512271
I'm CIA
Refreshing like mad tbfh. We are on the cutting edge of memery.
you are a big guy
s
This first name is the same as a player in Manchester United. GET
New Chelsea manager get
>>66513059
upvoted
>>66513088
>implying we aren't all cute girls on /sp/
>>96
Have we started the fire?
>>66513071
Pretty close to Rene Bourque.
Gib something
How do I leave this thread?
enough
>>66513101
Villa Park get
Torres get
Chad get
>>66513088
have another one lad
i am the next celebrity to come out as a memelover
CIA get
>>66513119
BELLE KNOX
>>66513127
Fuck this faggot
>>66513133
ORA ORA ORA ORA
This first name is the same as a player in Arsenal. GET
wat
Who else /onlyshitnames/ here? Why cant i be good at something
>>66513133
There is no leaving now. We are onto something big
>>66513144
Cox knox
>>66513144
upvoted
>>66513140
NORMAS GET OUT RREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66513159
had some relatively funny ones but nothing MEME worthy
>>66513154
Muller to Arsenal confirmed?
>>66513163
Frankly Gross tßh ƒam
>>66513161
Philip Lam(bert)
>>66513154
Give up m8
something good
Calender year grand slam get
meme it up
>>66513120
no name ex wide receiver
This
>>66513165
upvoted
first name is the same as a Chelsea player. GET.
check my memez
Rolling for based Deng
Rolling for Lester Lester
I am world famous. You are all plebs.
>>66513154
rosicky i guess
HOLD UP
Thread is dying, bad time to get a GET
>>66513189
>>66513194
Archie Manning get?
>>66513189
Manning confirmed, is there Eli or Peyton?
>>66512845
hello?
Brave England's John Terry
>>66513207
upvoted
just give me a male name. Or if it's female a qt name and not some shit like Norma
Mike Daniels get
>>66513189
Okay, so we can get Manning, I wonder if Peyton, Eli or Archie are in the database..
Bacteria get
eyo Jon
Last one for now.
>>66513177
I want to, but I can't
I suck dick
This time
lifelong
>>66513220
ENGLANDS BRAVE RICK SUAREZ
>>66513228
>>66513194
Just as I say it.
wanna date? :3
>>66513228
archie about a minute ago
>>66513235
>spiccers
Top kek
Hay
my gf
THIS IS IT
eyo Jon...
>>66513250
upvoted
This one is for /hoc/
>>66513250
CHENNN
>>66513252
please be in london
Men are born for games. Nothing else. Every child knows that play is nobler than work. He knows too that the worth or merit of a game is not inherent in the game itself but rather in the value of that which is put at hazard. Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the skill and strength of the opponents and the humiliation of defeat and the pride of victory are in themselves sufficient stake because they inhere in the worth of the principals and define them. But trial of chance or trial of worth all games aspire to the condition of war for here that which is wagered swallows up game, player, all.
Suppose two men at cards with nothing to wager save their lives. Who has not heard such a tale? A turn of the card. The whole universe for such a player has labored clanking to this moment which will tell if he is to die at that man’s hand or that man at his. What more certain validation of a man’s worth could there be? This enhancement of the game to its ultimate state admits no argument concerning the notion of fate. The selection of one man over another is a preference absolute and irrevocable and it is a dull man indeed who could reckon so profound a decision without agency or significance either one. In such games as have for their stake the annihilation of the defeated the decisions are quite clear. This man holding this particular arrangement of cards in his hand is thereby removed from existence. This is the nature of war, whose stake is at once the game and the authority and the justification. Seen so, war is the truest form of divination. It is the testing of one’s will and the will of another within that larger will which because it binds them is therefore forced to select. War is the ultimate game because war is at last a forcing of the unity of existence. War is god.
My husband is a famous """""sports""""" star
WTF where these names come from?
>>66513472
I'm 'Man Utd Fan' not Ellis Morrowe
Well get drafted in first 3 rounds
Is the name constant over all boards?
>>66512983
GO KINGS GO
ayy
>>66513494
Fucking tripfag
goat
>>66512271
Ayy get
