>"this guy is the next big superstar, he's taking the league by storm!"
>born in 1998
>>66504744
kys walkcunt
>>66504744
kys walkcunt
>>66504744
>tfw Dele Alli is your age
>>66504744
>tfw there are guys playing in our NT who are younger than me
>tfw I've accomplished nothing in my life
>>66504793
>i have never played football in my life
>tfw im 22 and i still dream of lifting the CL cup with my team
>taking the league by storm at 18, probably 17
I don't think so
>>66504771
Chicano
>mfw wonderkids are born in the '00s
>>66505017
kek
>>66505065
Canguro.
>tfw remember being fascinated how Rooney, just one year older than me, was one of the best players in the world with seemingly unlimited potential for greatness
>tfw that was about 10 years ago
>tfw I've amounted to nothing after that
>>66505037
>who is lebron james
>who is wayne rooney
>who is sidney crosby
>>66505179
>sidney crosby
You mean Connor McDavid. Cindy is a great player, but he never completely amounted to the hype.
>>66505017
How the fuck can you be European and have never played football?
>>66505255
Crosby had an 102 point season at 18
>>66517034
He prolly means in a club famex
>>66517034
Lost his legs in the moor wars.
> supposed to have a date with an 18 year old
> not sure if i wanna go
>>66504744
kys walkcunt
>>66505037
sup
>>66518567
literally who
>>66504793
> Dutch
They haven't either.
>>66518521
>>66504750
>>66504771
what is this meme lads?
>>66523807
WalkBro on handsome intelligent watch
>>66504744
>this guy is the next big star
>is a total bust
every time
>>66504744
>tfw all the new league stars were born, not just after Space Jam came out, but YEARS after it came out.
>>66517151
This.
>>66504744
kys walkcunt
>thinking to myself: "kid is younger than me he has so much time to improve"
>born in 1992
I'm just misunderstood. I'm a genius I tell you
>>66504744
>Born the same day as an international English footballer who earns over £100,000 a week
>You make £21000 per year and live in shit flat near milwall
>>66539288
Shit m8 minimum wage here is €530 per mpnth
>>66539589
>Poortugal
I'm going to visit and just lord it over you with a shiny £20 note
>tfw never got to play hockey because too poor
>tfw all i see on tv now is commercials for helping poor families get their kids into hockey
>tfw i was better at road and floor hockey than the kids who played ice hockey
I legitimately think I could have been good. I seriously go through every single fucking day thinking this. A bullet is probably the only way to stop at this point
>>66539589
>we
>tfw old enough to be a parent of a wonderkid
>>66539963
We already sell you overpriced aquaculture fish as proper fish in Algarve. That's a start to get richer right?
>>66517112
Of the past 20 seasons, Crosby's was the 2nd highest scoring. McDavid's is the 6th lowest