>be india
>have a billion people
>have 1 (one) sport
>be shit at that sport
>decide to focus entirely on a shitty kid's version of that sport
>care a lot about this shitty children's sport, despite no one else giving a shit
>host the """world cup""" for this shitty sport
>curate the pitches specifically so you can win
>lose to 3 part time spinners
>lose to a bunch of black guys from some islands
You can't make this shit up
>>66495491
What does the Wagon Wheel represent?
>>66495491
India pretty much has the worst sport culture of the whole planet. Literally nobody will stimulate you to go for a professional career, because it's all about studying.
>>66495491
You know they have a ton of guns in that country? When shit hits the fan they will be a great buffer for Western Civilization.
>>66495491
I'm confused
Is their 1 sport cricket?
What's the kid version?
Crickets do World Cups?
>>66495520
The Dharma
DUDE POO LMAO
>>66495533
20:20 is the kids version
Street shitting is not a sport
>>66495526
their main rival has nukes, if shit truly hits the fan guns will be irrelevant
>>66495520
It's not a wagon wheel it's an anus.
>>66495491
wait, west poopies beat poopia?
>>66495606
shits not hitting the fan until anti-missile technology catches up and nukes are obsolete.
>>66495526
>>66495606
>>66495634
I don't think there's anything that shit hasn't hit in India.
DESIGNATED
>>66495651
Kek
Oh look no India flags to found on /sp/.. What a surprise..
>implying >we care about this format
>>66495734
POO
>>66495856
THE
>>66495868
loo
West India best India
>>66495734
PAJEET
POO GOES IN LOO
>>66495522
senpai most indians can't even read
>>66496178
This.
So they send the best of the best to study internationally.
And even they smell.
The literal best and brightest of the indian people never learned to bathe. I wonder how the rest of the Indians smell
>>66495734
You personally might not, but literally 900 million people from your country do.
DESIGNATED
what did you expect
they are like 4ft tall and don't eat meat
>>66495491
>new zealand making fun of anyone
ZERO
E
R
O Cricket Cups EVER
Even the WI team at it's worst has won 2 and will win it's 3rd come Sunday.
DESIGNATED
>>66497221
>caring about pyjama cricket trophies
>>66497333
Yes I too remember when New Zealand was the best test team.
Oh wait that NEVER happened.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ICC_Test_Championship
>>66497067
>br7z1l
>200 million
>not a single nobel prize winner
>>66495520
Gypsies, originally from poo in loondia
>bullying indians online to feel better about yourself
This is low even for you statscunt
DESIGNATED
Friendly reminder that their best player and national icon literally cannot score runs when the ball moves the slightest bit sideways
>>66495491
>1 billion people
>people
australia pls
Friendly reminder that their best player and national icon literally averages 44 (FORTY-FOUR) in real cricket and averages 58.6 (FIFTY EIGHT POINT FUCKING SIX) in fake kid's cricket
Comprehensive list of players with a higher test average than Shitrat Poohli:
Gary Ballance
Albie Morkel
Mark Richardson
Joe Burns
Mark Craig
Quinton de Kock
Luke Ronchi
Abul Hasan
Phil Jaques
>>66497067
500m of them are vegetarian. The other 600m or so aren't.
Shitrat Poohli's test average when not batting in Adelaide: 40.64
Kane Williamson's test average when not batting in Adelaide: 50.08
>"""""the next Sachin Tendulkar"""""""
first time I've heard half a billion of Indians don't eat meat, what the fuck
>>66498670
>>66498735
>>66498824
neck yourself statscunt
>>66498503
t.gypsy
>>66498670
>>66498735
>>66498824
Statsgod on GOAT watch
>>66497547
btfo
>>66495520
They like pretending they invented something useful.
DESIGNATED
Is pooping a sport?
>>66498735
Phil Jaques was good
get fucked cunt. Would have been GOAT if his back didnt fuck up
>>66495491
this.
wonder why they dont focus on wrestling since they have strong tradition in it. They did well in the last commonwealth games. boxing is improving. They had some success at track and soccer in the previous generation.
they should foucus on those ones.
Plus they are cheaper sports in comparison.
For a poor country how can an average kid afford the cricket equipment.
such an elitist game if you think about it in india.
Why the fuck are the Indians at my college so fucking smelly? Like legitmate body odor
>>66496131
pajeet now poos in your loo in 40yrs
>>66496212
have an indian friend that came back recently visiting india and when this white homeless guy sat next to her on the bus she was able to tolerate his smell cuz india is that bad...Not even africa is like that.
>>66498503
That image is bullshit: Indians wipe with their left hand.
>>66500253
>For a poor country how can an average kid afford the cricket equipment.
>such an elitist game if you think about it in india.
Not really
To play street cricket you just need any old lump of wood to use as a bat
In Pakistan they literally just get plastic bags, clump them together and bind them with rubber bands and use that as a ball
Obviously at a more serious level you need proper equipment and that is no problem for India because they have by far the most money. Literally 80% of the money in cricket is generated by the Indian market. The English and Australian markets are completely irrelevant by comparison
>>66497067
plus very polluted from air to water.
to give you an example, the taj mahal is cracked and yellow and the locals have adapted to the bacteria in the water.
knew a girl from pakistan, when her family drank the water here they went into shock for a little bit.
But ones born here tend to be more fit due to better environment and nutrient
>>66500271
half indian here.
oily skin,spice,hair and not scrubbing hard.
use to have a similar smell but not as bad as them espiceally the fobs. But when I got a scrubber and really clean myself then no problem, even will go out to say Im cleaner then most people. But I really have to scrub.
I cant skip showers like some people. i did that once recently like last fall and I got so oily and felt dirty that I just had to shower or Ill reek.
>>66500296
true, how you did you know, you indian?
>>66500317
>Obviously at a more serious level you need proper equipment and that is no problem for India because they have by far the most money. Literally 80% of the money in cricket is generated by the Indian market. The English and Australian markets are completely irrelevant by comparison
think thats overall in the league. When it comes to actual equipment it must be the same since its the highest level. really goes down to strength and conditioning training.
I still have no goddamn idea how cricket works and every time I try to learn the rules I stop because don't fucking care at all.
This coming from a baseball fan/former player. Maybe that's why. It's similar but it seems so fucking stupid in comparison that it fucks me off.
>>66500317
That sounds like how American baseball use to be.
People don't really think about it anymore but people in the US used to be so fucking poor that a lot of people were just lucky to have something to eat.
>>66495520
>>66495520
24 spokes representing each hour of the day
>>66500271
they don't use antiperspirant, maybe use deodorant, usually just some cologne
some people can get away with it, east asians in particular
>>66500520
Please watch our sport
>>66500520
PLEASE watch our sport
>>66498735
There is literally nothing wrong wth QdeK
>>66500370
I probably found out around the time the time when I discovered that squatting when you shit is anatomically superior and I did a little follow-on research.
>>66495520
its a metaphor for the filth crust surrounding every indians poofter
>>66495612
lol
you didn't get the recognition that you deserved for this post
10/10
>>66498863
Against their stone age religion, rats are okay though from what i saw in a documentary once
Seriously, is there really a country that's worse than India? India is absoltuley shit tier. They
>actually believe that Wrestling is real and that The Great Kahli is one of their greatest athletes (he's a 7 foot rassler who can barley walk)
>shit in the streets because they believe toilets are possessed by witches
>have a billions of people, yet only like 10 or so have any actual talent
Fuck india
>>66498863
It's true. It's rather odd. But their religion prohibits it. But like all 1st and 2nd world countries, religion is less of a thing.
India is great to go to if you're a vegetarian as the food is great. It's also good if you're not. Shame you get the Delhi runs.
>>66502862
>Delhi runs
Well they could have used that today against West Indies!
>>66502890
It was in Mumbai
>>66502552
it's LITERALLY the worst """"joke"""" I've ever seen
Rude t b h. Indians here are nice.
>>66502902
AGAINST.
RUNS.
CRICKET RUNS.
GET IT?
REEE.
Indians have the worst genetics of all time
>>66503067
South Indians
>>66503085
t. Paki
All this """"""banter"""""
>>66496629
>people
>>66503413
Please watch our sport
>>66495651
kekles
>>66502552
that "joke" is overused and comes up literally everytime >our flag is posted
kill yourself
>>66503067
More like south Indians have worst genetics of all time.
>>66503813
Well they did become abos and lose the knowledge to make fire when they got isolated geographically.
>>66497595
This
Threads like this bring me joy. I fucken hate Indians. Does anyone actually like Indians? No, we ALL fucken hate Indians.
>>66503979
this post hurt my feefees :(
http://strawpoll.me/7244353
>>66503979
Better than Australians 2bh.
>>66503989
Forgot pic
>>66503989
You spelt Mexico and USA incorrectly.
>>66503994
Im a wogfag but atleast most australians
a) don't smell like shit
b) don't look like shit
c) can actually pull off wearing earrings and sunglasses in public unlike Indians LOL
>>66504008
>mfw New Zealand is un-nukeable because nukes aren't accurate enough to not hit the water
>>66503994
spoken like someone who has never spent time with indians or australians
>>66503085
Sri Lankans are the most handsome and intelligent curries
>>66503813
Fuck off bihari. South Indians are the best. Just check rajnikant as proof.
>Indians fighting each other to see who is less disgusting
You are all the same, hairy, greasy, coal skin, shit on the streets, elephant worshipping, baby killing, small dick Kwik e mart owners that bathe in the same river you dump corpses.
>>66504450
says the burrito munching exuberant gay minimum wage mexican; indians are filthy but you are even filthier.
Cricket is a faggot sport
>>66504507
fuck off Pi_rat
>>66504507
based pakibro has our back
>>66504539
green card stealing gay wetback motherfucker.
>>66497067
>this flag
>this topic
This was the 7-1 of cricket mang
>>66497067
elephants don't eat meat either. you got a shitlogic.
>>66495651
Highly underrated post
>>66504537
cricket is the equivalent of my little pony in sports.
>>66504647
please watch our sport
>>66504071
I've lived in Australia and currently live in Auckland, which is full of curries.
>>66504663
what do you mean?
>>66504688
based zhang
>>66504688
based statschink
>>66504507
I could bet a 100 (hundred) rupees that you are Indian scumbag learning punjabi in Canada.
>>66504688
squint eyed tiny penis motherfucker, curries are better than dog-eating faggots like you.
>>66504742
My grandma was Indian, that's all the indian heritage i have. My dad is french-canadian.
But you are the green card stealing cartel goon. So how did you get a computer, did you steal it too or build it out of the lawnmowers u do your business with?
>>66504807
Holy fuck lmao, hit a nerve there you fucking mongrel, I'll have you know that my mommy bought my computer and she's a retired elementary school teacher, no stealing in my household.
Your heritage is fucking disgusting, give me my rupees Apu.
>>66504929
cut my lawn and get yo' money; minimum wage scum.
>>66504957
I'm actually going to college, must suck to be you, you sound salty as fuck I will bet another 100 (hundred) rupees that you hate yourself for being a fucking mongrel with the most vile and disgusting blood on the earth.
>>66504977
>mexican ""college""
>>66504360
>rajinikanth
>south indian
born in marathi family
name one good south Indian athlete
pro tip : you can't
>>66504977
not exactly, my dad owns 4 A&Ws; and I go to Richard Ivy School of business one of the top business institutions in the world.
>>66504688
based statsfriend
>>66504990
the college offers a single course and its called "bachelor in arts of not acting mexican and getting US citizenship"
>>66504997
Your dad could own the whole word family you still sound so pathetic and get triggered so hard when you realize your bloodstream is literally 33.33333%(thirty three point three three three three three three) bile.
>>66505015
lol, I am proud of who I am and your shitty spanish slurs do not touch trigger me at all. lol
>>66495651
Top lmao
>>66505038
Those double lols denote repressed anger and are most likely the side effect of having so much bile running trough your veins.
>>66505139
>LE U R LE BHILE XD XD
>>66505173
Found the Indian living in Australia (which isn't hard at all nowadays)
>>66505187
>LE U R LE IN DEAN XD XD
My fave thread this year 2bh.
>>66504997
>one of the top business institutions in the world
lol
>>66505228
same t b h
statscunt on king of /cric/ watch yet again
I lik criget
Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
>>66507068
>>66507096
>>66507668
>>66507703
>all these grils names
>>66495651
>mfw a designated shitting street collapsed due to the weight of poo
All this jealousy because future world dominant power in lifetimes
>>66508130
Twatmunch
>>66518678
How do I poo in purple?
P O O
O
O
shit thread
>>66495608
lmao. has anyone got the archive for this thread?
>>66518839
Underrated toast
>>66504996
i can't name one single indian athlete
much less a good one
your point is moot, you are all equally shit
>>66523644
>i can't name one single indian athlete
P O O
O
O
>>66495608
poison spiders in the bath kek...
alright fucking paki is funny.
>>66502552
welcome to 4chan
>>66525851
please watch our sport
>>66526010
will be watching Windies win in the final m8, np
>>66526055
good lad
>>66495491
fuck off to /pol/
>>66502946
>>66503489
>>66525942
t. Din Bali Singh Singh Patesh
>>66531333
lurk more
>>66531526
>Patel
>That flag
lold
>>66531526
Shut the fuck up, Pootel
You've been here since 2012 max
>>66531615
>nearly 4 (four) years with flags
>still thinks that "joke" was funny, witty or original
kek
KEK
>>66526010
He's a BBC lad, of course he watches our sport
>>66495566
>T20
>implying ODI isn't for part time cricketers in their 50s
>>66496131
Do you even cricket,senpai?
>>66505015
>>66505038
Both of you stop.
I am aw] white man, and thus superior to both of you.
Now go rest your little brown heads.
>>66496131
haha going to post this one on /r/4chan lads
I haven't seen banter of this quality for years
t20 """""cricket"""""
hahaha
>>66532464
Irishmen are niggers turned inside out desu
>>66495651
>>66495491
>>66495606
>if shit truly hits the fan
but senpai its india, it literally has
>>66496131
Shut up Norway, what the fuck do you have besides chess
That's not even a sport you nerd
>>66543175
>Damian Grammaticus
> Someone at the BBC is named Damian Grammaticus
>at the BBC
>He writes about the penis size of indians
This is some really elaborate master ruse
>>66532464
>mexicans
>heads
