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Late night rball slaving sub edition
Old thread: >>66468866
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:^)
>helps with MS and autism
I take 10-20k vitamin d3 per day and am autistic as fuck though.
Literally cant stop farting subsubedition
>big al wants to follow you
already rejected him before he just doesn't take no as an answer
>>66483933
isnt that like a weekly dose?
wtb lads?
Is Heat ML a bankroll job because of Young keking Iggy?
>>66483934
Worst /bet/ meme of all time
Wait is Big_Al the tipstertube admin/creator?
>>66483933
>20k
Why? Completely unnecessary.
>>66483953
It isnt but you dont really NEED that much.
5k per day is fine.
>>66483973
no just a massive addict
>>66483972
But I literally cant. They stick too.
>>66483973
Him and another guy
>>66483971
There only @ 1.11 good value on the spread tho because theyre exceptionally dysfunctional
>>66483979
Trying to up the dose to get rid of my autism obv.
>>66483990
>They stick too
Thats not a fart m8, farts aren't sticky
>>66483990
>le sticky fart man
>>66484005
>>66484018
Meant stink. Typing with one hand as the other covers my nose.
>Raptors
Fuck you not doing that again
man home advantage is just absurd in brazil, i dont know why i keep betting on away teams at all
>>66483987
i checked my supplement, its 5.6k once a week. maybe thats not enough though, but it works for me.
Can honesty say I have never met a woman named Danielle that was ugly
>>66484096
Had an old slag meth head looking boss by that name one time at a Dollar General I worked at in HS
Why is Euan tipping Brazilian shite PMSL
>>66484076
2k a day is the optimum amount imo
Been really struggling to get (you)s lately
BT here. Hope some of you lids are staying up for the WORLDY later ;) Got an essay due tomorrow so I'll be ready to make some sums at the same time.
>>66484135
PMSL are all Brits this insecure
>>66484164
>Actually giving him a (You)
Are you retarded?
>getting booked for time wasting in the first half
Wew
>>66484117
im betting on pretty much all brazilian games tonight
>tfw probably addicted
>>66484220
Do you know anything about the league? Or just banging on a cheeky 48p accy
What % of /bet/ gimmicks originate from PGA?
11111111
>bet365 offering live mobile notifications of a game after you place a bet
What is this magic
FFS EUAN
pmsl Euan sweating
>>66484281
Half I'd say, the other half is my work
Why does Euan INSIST on using ISN odds when they're almost always identical on 365?
Feet numb, eyes gone, need one hell of a fucking hold here, could kill Euan right now
if this Euan tip doesn't win, I'm gonna slit his throat. Had enough now.
>>66484255
only started betting on it recently. almost all teams are garbage when they play away. i mainly back home teams or go for away dnb when the away team has acceptable form / is certainly the stronger team. there werent too many crazy surprises so far.
>>66484339
I dont have 365 open to check the odds.
This ends 1-1. I hope.
Euan's noggin needs one HELL of a wobble
>tip unders then tip a - handicap
pmsl heads gone mate?
>>66484331
>pretending to be me
>>66484365
what game?
>>66484331
piss off
a good number of /bet/ gimmicks are mine
Euan tipping the handi from '0-0' even though it's 0-1. Absolute FRAUD
>>66484365
From 0-1?
>>66484390
he tipped it at 0-0 and then the other team scored, now hes claiming he meant it from 0-1 PMSL EUAN
Where's Albania? He would be loving this!
India @ 1.44 v WI tomorrow, value?
@66484164
Thanks, any ideas how I get more?
>>66484427
Here friendo.
>>66484427
Here, giggling like a little school girl.
Might give Euan a scholarship at my private tutorship on how to /bet/ tbqh.
What did everyone have for dinner?
>>66484445
My cricket trader mate said Windies most 6s doesnt lose.
>>66484453
PMSL.
>>66484465
What's the reasoning for Corinthians -0.25 mate? Rball?
Why do you call me Rball warrior when you are the Rball warrior yourself?
>>66484456
>giggling like a little school girl.
that's my line liddo
>>66484507
Got any proof to back it up friendo?
>>66484507
piss off its my line, I was using it last year, search the archive lid
>>66484493
Yeah mate. Tipped a total of 9 units on rball for Brazilian women's football
Would love to have seen Euan's face during that free kick
>>66484545
It was nearly more than a fart.
>>66484532
You've tipped more based on nothing more than a deluded chinky's twitter before pmsl
Euan SUCH a FRAUD
>>66484567
pmsl nibs #gotem
Some guy keeps smashing Corinthians (W) -0.25.
That you Euan?
THE EUAN FIX IS IN
inb4 it goes 1-1 then Euan tips overs
m i s s e d
Can't stop pmsl
>>66484603
pmsl
pmsl
>>66484603
PENALTY MISSEDDDD
I got on under 1.5 because couldnt get on 2.5
>Missed pen
Ayy
>penalty missed
pmsl
>>66484663
Thanks for the cameo Uni. How you been?
PMSL
P M S L
pmsl
>>66484619
tears friendo!
P M S L
concerned
ONE MORE SAO JOSE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Unlucky McBrutus pmsl
>>66484676
Dac this month mostly
>0-2
How about you?
absolute SCENES if this ends 3-0
haven't been here in a while, is euan park the new mackers?
CAN'T STOP SHAKING
WON'T STOP SHAKING
>>66484790
No, Mackers mad reasoning makes him some way likeable/bearable... Euan is just a cunt.
SAO CARLOS
A
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A
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L
O
S
>>66484807
Euan is a good lad.
>>66484780
Not terribly. Just withdrew enough to buy a new computer since my current one just had the "i" key stop working. Also got a qt 3.14 gf so that's nice
>4 MINUTES ADDED
NEED DEATH
Doing a swan dive out the window if theres another goal.
>>66484813
PMSL
Longest fake suspend of my life
>>66484855
im on sao carlos dnb so its not that painful, but still.. jesus christ, just cant win.
>>66484818
>buying a new computer because the keyboard is broken
Life of a shrewdie
Congrats lad, hope she has some +ev tips for you
AIR
NEVER BACKING A EUAN TIP AGAIN
>only on unders
Thanks lid
Everyone pre-stake Portland Thorns -2 to annoy the fud
Would back both bets again desu.
>>66484904
that's why you're PERMa down lad
>>66484904
Never backing unders again in my life
>>66484904
Chin up lid
>>66484904
The sad thing is you're being serious
>>66484916
>PERMa
Kek
Reminder to Euan
>>66481450
>>66484887
I've got some +EV tips for her ;)
Gonna take Swaggy P's WORLD bird soon tbqh
>Terrible loss. Goal from nothing
Imagine being so deluded you can't even admit when you make a terrible lotto chase bet. Learn what counter-attacking football is pmsl, SUCH a pseudo.
>>66484979
This.
Does he think people read that and think anything other than "sore loser"?
Euan, you're a smart guy but I think you need to understand PEOPLE better. Fucking girls that are drunk out of their minds doesnt mean you understand people either.
Would you like to discuss this further mate?
>>66484790
Are you back or is this a flying visit?
Reminder Euan tipped. What did you contribute to the thread?
>>66485033
Unreal levels of banter.
>>66485033
zzz trip on Euan.
>>66484990
Not really, no. Not sure I am keep on you implying Im a rapist but never mind.
>>66485046
>Not sure I am keep on you implying Im a rapist but never mind.
what did he mean by this
>>66485016
yeah, for the next few weeks at least
would like to call upon the A I R gods for a gloria goal
holy shit, linense actually did it. home advantage magic
>>66485076
*keen
>>66485033
Linense +1 at the end of last thread
>>66485090
Just betting home teams to win?
>>66485121
mostly, have audax and aguila as dnb. also made one exception with sao bento sw instead of dnb and that will most likely end in a tie..
>>66485090
u sure m8
>>66484818
Thanks for that Limense tip lid
>>66485180
i bet against linense, i was just surprised they would get close to winning the game. bet on sao paulo sw, figured they would be strong enough even away to beat linense. still, that tie just further proves that home advantage is huge and betting on away teams tends to be super risky there.
>>66485241
Or betting on Brazil leagues in general
should i cash out my o197.5 bet in the raptors game? line is 203.5 now
>>66485082
Your country is nice, your alcohol is cheap, your people are polite and helpful, your food is delicious and your strippers are expensive.
Dakujem, that is all.
>>66485214
No problem m8. Got a couple quid on Corinthins -1 @2.3 as well
>>66485254
got 7 games right, i dont think they are especially unpredictable at all.
>sudaca
>caca
pick dos
Got on Hawks +1.5 FFS
>>66485285
im on over 197.5 in that game
>>66485276
you're the stag night lad right? glad you had a good time
Today has been surreal
Another winner it seems, tears!
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/pick/12055440/olimpia-sp-v-comercial-fc
anyone follow this jew?
hes good at israeli football it seems
https://dedi22.blogabet.com/
>>66485306
Why have you been gone so long mate?
>>66485339
I do. Reported you for subtle racism though.
>>66485339
1,345 people follow him.
>>66485306
Yeah was good. Would happily go back.
>>66485339
>50% win rate
''no''
I know Jazz and their meme defense and all, but how about that o203.5?
>>66485380
>win rate
>mattering
Yield is all that matters.
>>66485380
seems to be going for pretty large odds, big handicaps
>>66485380
At average odds 3.53 you mug
>>66485095
*KEEN OUT
riendly reminder that I have a 32% YIELD on Blogabet, after 21 tips.
All tips verified, no bubblegum bookmakers, only value bets. Follow to get tips in real time.
I will soon have more tipped games than Euan and have double his yield, with verified odds in non-bubblegum bookmakers. Screenshot this.
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/
any good nba tips? all i got is clippers and mavs ml double.. and a few overs that certainly arent coming in
>>66485437
When you're at 100 tips I'll take notice
>>66485438
W I Z A R D S
>>66485437
>>66485444
triple digit man declares albania a fraud untill triple digit tips, more at 11
>>66485341
family stuff, not worth a blog post
>>66485508
Pmsl you've got a nerve
>>66485508
PMSL SAYS THE FONBET/MARA SPECIALIST
>>66485514
I'll be tipping on a triple double
>>66485530
At least Euan doesn't falsely claim to not be tipping on bubblegums.
>>66485519
>>66485530
I dont claim I dont use "non-bubblegum bookmarkers" though.
does nobody here use pinnacle?
>>66485576
Euan pretends to
>>66485479
wizards ml? 1.71 doesnt seem bad
>>66485437
>Only one winning tip with odds over 2.00
>2.05
>>66485576
Yes.
Most of the thread is seething penny punters though
>>66485630
Spread was only -2.5 so Im on that
Don't expect you to believe me but I have gone ALL IN on warriors tonight
It's honesty free money. I think about this every time, they win every game and this game isn't the one where they lose so why not add another ~20% to my roll? The odds are shit but it's just free money, like betting on the sun to rise lol
interesting article desu
http://www.daily25.com/bookmakers-track-every-move-industry-insider/
>>66485770
>Accidentally go for the -4.5 spread
Gonna be a sweaty one
thinking about re-backing corinthians @ 2.0. they just conceded but they should be able to score another one and secure a home win.
>>66485854
I had btts Corinthians win, home team advantage as you said but defense in the league as a whole
hope you got your wrestlemania bets in lids
>>66486043
>Brock Lesnar @1.9
PMSL bookies CLUELESS
Took a bet on btts and gremio to win, betfair arn't showing the score but my cash out I profit. I assume good news
>>66486066
its 4:0 for gremio
Betfair has some SURREAL props for Wrestlemania
>>66486085
I guess I should cash out then lol
>>66486123
such as? i have a few bucks left to waste on wrestlemania, the rest of my betfair br is all on warriors
>>66486061
if reigns/hhh goes on last you lay that samoan cunt with your firstborn, no way in hell they let mania end with boos.
>>66486137
Under 6.5 chokeslams and under 3.5 tables broken to start with.
clippers 4th Q @2.10?
get innn o197.5 at the hawks game
>This Portland team
What a joke
>>66486138
but they might turn him heel
>>66486293
Any bet, lid?
>>66486336
Probably not with this bunch of goons playing
>>66486351
Still cover
>>66486418
I'll be the J U D G E of that
>clippers
more like missers, amrite. 3 in a row, cunts, i have a spread that i'd like to come in
>>66486459
Yeah, they compared afro's after
Passa fundo must've scored, happy for now. Had a double, btts gremio win, current cash out is £58 profit. Second part Internacional game both teams not to score. Thinking of cashing out
FFS MAVS
>>66486459
No.
>>66486477
Why put on a bet if you are just going to cash out? Grow up.
>>66486475
actually pmsl
>>66486497
Logic
>grow up
>>66486497
It's 3am and you're having a go at others because you're a perm-sporting, ex-poly attending, fonbet special-tipping, deluded little man. Why don't you go pour yourself a half-coke, donate £3 to your own justgiving and cry over your inability to beat Asia. Strange little deluded man.
>>66486521
>strange little man poster
PLEASE have sex
punting away todays profit with shitty nba games when i could have rubbed one out and gone to sleep. i need to make better decisions.
>>66486521
Good post
>>66486598
I know that feel
>jazz look tired
Fuck me, they run for a few mins have a timeout m then carry on. A time out in a 12min Quarter, never heard such shite
Chisnall o4.5 180s @2.20 against plastic jock bottler Wright
put your money on the monkey man
>>66486646
>tfw 95% of my betfair roll on warriors
MAVS PLS ; ;
>Corinthians missing 2 pens
Fuck off
4 Leg multi
Adelaide United to beat Sydney FC
Tottenham and Liverpool to draw
Leicester to win
Everton to win
opinions?
>>66486189
toying with putting my entire roll on o9.5 brock germans
>>66486844
Man, just these past couple of hours. 1st Corinthians now the Warriors. I just hope that the Wizards -2 will come through
>>66486876
Spurs will beat Pool
Leiscester will draw
Everton will lose
Nobody cares about Aussie football
>>66486876
Spurs Liverpool draw
Everton win
Did you close your eyes and pick results?
>>66486931
>>66486925
>Everton will lose
>unironically rated Yanited at all
warriors pls? i dont wanna say good bye to my roll
Arizona started quite well, just hit the bar
>>66486949
>Implying Everton can defend
Even Villa scored against them and it was GESTEDE.
>>66486996
You'll see my friend
>>66486963
RAGRETS
>>66487090
Why a multi though?
Pmsl at the standard of this Portland game
>>66487126
Because multis are fun.
I just bet for shits and gigs, I only put $3 down
also
>Kim Kardashian to post another nude selfie by June 30th 2016
>7.50 odds
its free money
>Throwball
Not even once
I'm on Galaxy II vs St-Louis
I'll post if I see something good.
>>66486949
You are deluded, why ask for opinions if you're correct. Bet all your roll
>losing my bankroll in the warriors game
whats the number of the suicide hotline again?
>>66487146
man I wish I was a bookie...
>>66487163
I've been watching since kick off and if it carrys on like it has been you might not see anything good if they kept playing for the next 6 hours.
Unders maybe a bet but I'd just forget about it personally.
>>66487182
post slips
>>66487142
How did they not score?
>Slags
>>66487219
yeah i literally just looked at the odds for unders and even u1.5 isn't juicy enough to risk it. might put a cheeky tenner on the 0-0.
>Thorns embarrassingly bad
>Sounders 2 defence more spaghetti than an Italian's dinner
God bless america
>>66487236
Stealing a living, this number 29 belongs on the USVI team
>>66487244
Fancied Sounders to win and maybe win big but ten mins in I was staking Arizona. They have been very poor.
>>66486963
You may have just ended my night on a high note. Lets hope they can continue
>>66487244
LAND OF THE FREE
Link for the slags game?
>>66487265
Im pretty sure they score at some point. I was going to stake overs because Sounders looked not bad at getting in behind but tez at the back but the goal came too soon.
Thorns not on 10bet and Mara value gone. Nothing left to bet in USL. I'm for bed. Night lads x
>tfw it's 5 am and you have a bet on every game in-play
send help
>>66487306
See that Arizona defender absolutely muller that Sounders player from behind in like the 2nd minute and get just a verbal warning?
Ref is on Arizona desu
>>66486876
Just quickly made a Acca for you that actually has a decent chance at returns
NOR
STOKE
WHU
BURN
BIR
READ
@135
Enjoy your winnnings pal
>>66487325
le bet on everything man is back
Thorn women asian 0.0, -0.5 at half-time is @1.8. Seems likely and the worse than can happen is half a loss. I'm on small.
>>66487306
Finally unsuspended on 10bet after 30 minutes and I stake to find out my account is done pmsl
>>66487286
http://www.timbers.com/thorns-live
>>66487330
lel yeah. Then Im pretty sure the commentator said is shouldnt have been a yellow because it was so early. (got 3 streams on so not 100% sure thats what he said)
>>66487354
Mate, they are fucking shite. They have had more offsides than shots on. It isnt even the real Thorns team.
>>66487363
>Then Im pretty sure the commentator said is shouldnt have been a yellow because it was so early. (got 3 streams on so not 100% sure thats what he said)
Literally same including the bit about the streams but yeah he was either saying that or saying that that was poor logic because a yellow is a yellow whenever the offence comes.
>>66487363
pmsl go to bed
>>66487363
well that was easy.
>>66487379
He isn't wrong, seriously congrats on winning your bet but don't reback, these slags are terrible.
>>66487379
Just going lol. So done.
these west coast suddenly got a lot sweatier
>>66487397
Thorns are literally sitting in Oregon's last 30m. They're not good enough to score consitently but yeah I'll probably reback -1.5AH from 1-0 FT.
>>66487426
Have you seen the finishing though? Absolutely terrible. Literally seen better in U12s games
>>66487421
*unders
sweating so much i'm leaving out entire words. woe is me
>>66487436
That's why 3-0 is the max I'm rebacking. Even the goal was ridiculous. Easy one on one and still shot directly on the keeper. But from dominating so much it seems likely that they'll get AT LEAST three total.
>>66487436
Pmsl nonce what you watching U12s for?
>>66487448
post slip
Decided O3.5 should be @ 1.85ish in S2 v AU so on that tiny and going to bed. Night x
>>66487498
backing unders large then. i like you euan you're usually good but you're on a disastrous streak to be honest.
>>66487460
>He doesn't scout U12s games so he has a leg up on bookies in a few years
Absolute mug
>>66487454
Fair enough I guess but like some anon said earlier that number 29 is terrible and the others not much better. I won't be surprised if ends only 1-0 or 2-0 personally but having said that a couple of subs could easily make them sharper and it ends 7-0. Still I'd rather wait and see before putting anything else down.
>>66487518
I'm large on Thorns -1AH from 1-0 @1.7. Feel like rebacking it at 1.825 more than I feel sweaty if I'm perfectly honest.
Hope you didn't kill yourself Germany.
That #29 needs to go.
>warriors cover in OT
pmsl already had it down as a loss
NADIA NADIM
#21 for the Beavers (lel) is kinda qt
>those asses
>>66488096
http://www.osubeavers.com/ViewArticle.dbml?ATCLID=209604534&DB_OEM_ID=30800
>Maddie Misi
>Is related to Dolphin’s linebacker Koa Misi
ABORT
3333333333
Nadia Nadim probably made me more money with that hattrick than what she'll make in the year playing for the Portland Thorns.
Portland Thorns 4th goal is @1,83. Reminder to get on.
I think I'm in love with Nadia Nadim if I'm honest.
>tfw no corners market
> tfw just got drunk at put a degenerate $100 on India in cricket
never even watched a game before, what am I in for?
HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE?!
Literally should be like 8-0
>reminder that Euan is on o3.5 in the Seattlle - Arizona game
>tfw on the right side of an NBA overs fix
What a time to be alive lads
>>66488231
If it wasn't for Nadia Nadim it'd literally still be 0-0. To be fair to her she's good and kind of a qt (although not photogenic whatsoever). I'll be in bed but please make the next thread Nadia Nadim edition.
>>66488225
>Twenty20
eh its ok, test cricket you'd probably kill yourself, definitely an acquired taste.
>this Lakers - Heat game
I gotta stop putting money on apehoop.
>>66488248
yeah I know about the different types of games but not about India or West Indies
Should India win easily?
>>66488236
post slip
>>66488244
Next thread probably won't be for about another 12+ hours m8. We'll have probably forgotten about her by then.
>>66488266
Fairly limited Cricket knowledge here but I'd definitely make India decent favourite but West Indies still good and Twenty20 a lot more unpredictable.
You to be sweaty as fuck at some point @ 1.1 desu
>>66488287
SHE'S ALONE. LITERALLY NO OTHER SLAG ON THE FIELD CAN SHOOT.
>>66488266
best way to explain the difference between t20 and internationals cricket is imagine a normal baseball game is international cricket, then t20 is a baseball game where like only 4 innings are played.
Shit can change pretty quick
Frustrating that they didn't get the 4th one but eh, still made good money on that.
If you wanna up your bankroll by 25% put it all on the Flames +5.5 @1.25. Should be 1.04 or something.
> aftertiming
Will the Lakers hold?
>>66488498
Then I just lost $8.
>>66488518
damn what is that, half your roll?
>>66488234
Pmsl he will NEVER beat Asia
>>66488542
>>66488547
I have the bad habit of evening my account to the last multiple of 10 with an addict bet before bed. So no it's literally peanuts.
>>66488566
Don't @ me again
>>66488579
WHAT?
>>66488566
OVERTIME! fuck this though I was going to put big bucks on Lakers +5.5 at the end of the 3rd but pussied out
oh well, lots of profits to be made this weekend still
>>66488620
Do you have anything on the game? I'm genuine when I say I couldn't care less about the $8 I have on so yeah...
>>66488670
have a small on Lakers +10
>>66488620
>Heat ML @2.35
Would be the cherry on top for the day
even winning the addict bets atm pmsl
n-n-never in d-doubt lads
>>66488720
do you use the nitrogen chat room?
>>66488797
Can't say I do. Why?
>>66488797
damn it must be annoying to bet in bitcoins. is it easy to deposit/cash out? it's illegal in the states yeah? are you at risk of something?
>>66488812
just wondering cause I post there a lot
its pretty funny and some some good tips every once in a while
>>66488818
its actually way easier in my opinion, you have insant access 24/7
and you can either deposit it back into your checking account with circle, or use it to buy fun chemicals :D
Anyone else fancy Bacinsky @1.90 against Kuznetsova? Kuznetsova already played something like 11 hours in the tournament. She had the first set 5-2 yesterday and choked because of obvious exhaustion. She took an easy lead in the second and then had invested too much in the second set to throw the game away in the third set yesterday but I can't see her coming out strong again tomorrow.
>>66488844
what about the legal part?
>>66488829
I sometimes show up to the telegram group, but that's about it
>>66488844
What kind of fun chemicals are you buying ;)
>>66488446
almost did the same with heat but ot
If I don't go with Bacinsky I literally think I'll won't place a bet tomorrow. Literally nothing that looks good. Literally nothing.
>>66489095
>he's not getting on the Romanian women's cup game in two bongs
Come on lad
>>66489284
How long until I get limited? I've been winning a lot on obscure markets now so it's the #1 reason why I don't want to get on / why I round my account to the previous multiple of ten with addict bets on mainstream.
>>66488419
Where? Got Flames +3.5 [email protected] on Unibet.
>>66489368
not sure why you are asking an american
what bookie and how much profit?
>>66489443
It was in play when they were losing 8-3 with 6 minutes to go. It won but I hope nobody got on I posted that as a joke.
>>66489453
Bet365. To put it simply I deposited $100, withdrew $400, then deposited $100 again and I'm at $300 now. In +/- a week. It's not a lot compared to what professional betters play but I heard it's the betting pattern that gets you limited, not the amounts, and as I said I'm mostly winning on 3rd divisions or women's friendlies. I still bet on main events to avoid limitations but yeah...
>>66489465
you won't get limited any time soon.
when you start max staking mispriced lines on obscure matches you'll be gone pretty quick.
and even if you do, just get a friend to make another account for you.
>>66489479
I've been told to not bet on obviously mispriced lines as this will flag you almost automatically.
>>66489510
only if you are betting large i.e max stake which for 365 only matches is 1200 AUD for me on fresh accounts
you will get limited eventually doing what you are doing but not with your current roll
>>66489523
clarification: 1200 AUD is the max they will lay for me, not the max I can stake
>>66489523
How big of a roll can I hope for before expecting limitations? Also I've been told to bet in Asia to avoid limitations. My plan is to play with my 365 account until it gets limited then open many accounts in Asia. Which bookies would you recommend for doing so?
>>66489284
>betting on wymyns footie
When you really really want to be SHAKING.
>>66489539
>How big of a roll can I hope for before expecting limitations?
I got to 10k profit on my first 365 before I got limited
>Also I've been told to bet in Asia to avoid limitations
yes Asia have high limits and don't exclude successively bettors
>My plan is to play with my 365 account until it gets limited then open many accounts in Asia
A sound plan. I would only recommend betting in Asia with a larger bankroll as your expected ROI is much less than on bubblegums
>Which bookies would you recommend for doing so?
I only use Asian bookies that accept AUD:
Pinnacle
SBOBET
>>66489539
oh and also get yourself a betfair account for lay betting if you don't already have one
although I think I recall some other Canadian mentioning that betfair are withdrawing or already withdrew from Canada recently so check that out.
>>66489602
It withdrew on January 14th, sadly. I just took a look at Pinnacle and SBO, literally shit market and basically no in-play. No wonder they don't limit you... well if I can get to 10k it's better than nothing. Once you're limited I guess you can't bet multiple times on the same outcome? Say if I'm limited to $10 per bet, can I back the outcome 100 times to have $1000 on it? I guess not but it's worth asking...
>>66489633
No you can't, demonstrated recently with Truro City to win their league outright (limited to £1.25 per account on the latest odds
>>66489633
>I just took a look at Pinnacle and SBO, literally shit market and basically no in-play.
which is why it is harder to make a buck :-)
>Once you're limited I guess you can't bet multiple times on the same outcome? Say if I'm limited to $10 per bet, can I back the outcome 100 times to have $1000 on it?
you can reback if the line moves.
you can't reback the same line mutiple times anymore on 365 - there was a work around but they removed it recently.
>>66489648
Last question, if I withdraw ~$500 consistently instead of letting my roll go way up, will I stay under the radar or is it better if I let it all on my account (thinking I can still lose money I haven't withdrawn) and withdraw after limitation?
>>66489663
Ok that's not too bad since the in-play lines move consistently. You can still get a decent amount of money on an in-play outcome then.
>>66489671
I've heard anecdotal that withdrawing increases your chance of being limited.
cannot confirm though
>>66489695
Alright thanks Australia you've been helpful.
>>66489728
no worries, Canadabro
good thing you asked at this time and not when all the brits are on :^)
>>66489736
lmao fucking brits man...
>>66489760
Pmsl slug
>You seem SOUR. Not that I don't agree but still, S-O-U-R
Euan put in his place finally
https://claptone.blogabet.com/
Is this guy the best tipster on the planet?
>This Romanian women collapse
>>66490137
Targu can't stop scoring
Targu won't stop scoring
>not one penny on
>>66490137
>putting your money on wymyn
Why do you do this?
BT around?
surreal weather
>>66490206
this, can't wait to mow the lawn later and soak up all the vitamin D
Poor Emmanuel Eboue :(
>kurt
>>66490292
That's King Kurt to you
>>66490307
pmsl not with the way he's been going.
Layed Russia 3.3, backed Netherlands 75 and backed Sweden 9
Why is the MS in PMSL?
Myself is one word, not two
its PML you totally illiterate fucks
>Cruz down to @5.6
Sweating Canada? :^)
>>66490292
F R A U D
>>66490338
Because that could be piss me laughing
>>66488007
>mayyyyyte
Warriors battlin til the end, i left them to go to bed, was surprised to see my account topped up
>>66490364
it could also be "playing many lays" "punks masturbating loudly" "pussy mashing lesbians" but its not is it, its pissing myself laughing, which is PML
>>66490384
Talking big sense pal
will citeh beat bournemouth away? on @ 2 b365
>>66489924
Pmsl Euan will go all red when he reads that comment
>>66487336
>>66490417
THE Acca for the weekend
No city wont beat Bournemouth, Gradel will score
>>66490417
1 - 1 mate
>>66490417
Depends on their teamsheet, West Ham is the safer option @ 1.95 against CP
would anyone bet on leicester to win the league now at 1.53?
>>66490484
probably, yeah thanks
>>66490459
>>66490453
cheers lads
>>66490485
LAY LAY LAY
>>66490493
i'll inevitably get fucked if I do this. Leicesters last games are hard, sure but Arsenal and Tottenham are eternal bottlers so surely they wont be winning the league
>>66490493
muh laying
>>66490502
>arsenal is still 6.50
can't stop laying
Refuse to stop laying the draw then greening up after a goal
>>66490484
Always horrible to bet after an international break
>>66490525
>posting the oldest trading technique in the game like it's something special
pmsl
what do people think of
Higgins
Maguire
Trump @ 2.83?
>>66490542
Judd Trump looking in great nick here, a couple of weeks before the World Championships. But I've fallen for this one time too many.
Rip Ronnie Corbett
>>66490540
Retards is now a millionaire from doing that and you're still spending all day slaving over rball. PMSL!
>>66490564
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qzdkd
Nice pregame info bet to be posted within the next 10 minutes, just finishing my preview. stay tuned and get on early!
>>66490611
100% win ratio
>>66490564
Life's going by so quickly
Viitorul Constanta | 0.25
Targu Mures hae a real chance of been kicked from romanian football they have declared insolvency and many players havent been paid wages, they have no motivation for this game whatso ever.
Viitorul really need a win here for a hope of promotion for the European Competitions.
i rate Viitorul as the better team without all of the above been a factor so the +0.25 is defiantly a bet here.
betvictor are the only bookie with any value left on the +0.25 so if you dont have them then try an find a somewhere with a nice priced 0 asian.
i am posting this pregame as i feel the prices will fall nearer to kickoff
take the 0 asian if thats all you can get
GOOD LUCK
>>66490647
splendid odds on that 0 asian baka
>>66490647
Thanks for sharing man, like you said, no value on +0.0, 0.5. Put a very small stake on SW. But will look at in play markets for the big ones.
Missed out on a O2.5 in yesterdays Romanian game, hopefully they'll come good
>>66490661
pmsl
>I had a bet Victor account, they limit you quicker than an escorts with no protection gets an std
Clippers v Thunder
who you got?
>>66490647
i dont place the bets myself, im limited on every account out there and had most of them closed too
What's the consequences of forging a bank statement if caught?
>>66490738
death penalty
>>66490738
Slap on the wrists
>>66490738
The punishment is much worse if you aren't caught
>>66490762
3deep5me
Can't stop topping up on Netherlands
Won't stop topping up on Netherlands
>>66490667
I'll break that glass chin of yours into shards pal
So BORED
le fox is in
>Clitheroe 2.4
Yes please
Won last 4/5. Pushing to remain in promotion places, actually decent as well (For a team in 1st div north)
>>66490647
This guy a fraud??
InPlay2g SO salty
>>66490683
I think the Clippers are taking it easy and going to rest Chris Paul, DeAndre Jordan & JJ Reddick.
Thunder - is probably the bet
>>66490949
Call him an rball warrior all you want, the guy is a JUDGE
>>66490955
yeah I decided to go against it.
Bet instead on New Orleans v Nuggets under 210 pts
S H A K I N G at the Romanian match later.
Haven't placed a bet in like 3 weeks. Been busy
ANYONE BETTING ON THE CRICKET TODAY?
>>66490647
>Constanta
I shiggy diggy that jiggy riggy.
>>66491047
India in play
>>66490964
Why take the under? Both teams have nothing to play for so they're going out just to pad stats. Nuggets like to run. The game is in New Orleans so the Denver altitude isn't going to be a factor on endurance.
I'd stay away from O/U on teams with nothing to play for, especially unders.
>>66491079
Very decent advice I must say
reminder that Kim_Wilde is the most consistent tipster on TT
modest-but-significant paycheck every e-sports day
>>66491188
her stakes are too small for me to get on them. I don't like it
>>66491188
Cant trust virgin click desu
>>66491250
>average stake: 2.5u
just double them
tipped Vitality when it was #value which gives me a lil more confidence
good evening lads. anything good so far?
>>66491188
Can't trust a female, what do they know about sports?
>>66491333
Sharks PL -1.5 @+120
Free money
>>66491333
betting against Felix53 was solid
When will Euan go paid like TWC?
>>66491376
when? he has to actually win first. smart money is on either never or it failing badly
>>66491391
desu for all the (deserved) stick we give him I still appreciate Euan for still tipping for free, could easily sell out and get probably like £100 a month in subscriptions (5 special stakes for him pmsl)
>>66491391
Technically he is a profitable tipster according to the stats lad and he is the heart and soul of /bet/
>>66491364
>+120
it's a romanian team gets a red card/goal right before halftime episode
cant recall how many times i have seen that one before
>>66491188
Fuck, navigating the virgin click markets is confusing. Is it a rule that the teams have to have embarrassing names that a 13 year old boy would make up?
>>66491481
it's really cringe yeah
'ninjas in pajamas' wtf man
>>66491375
If he's not proof rball bets don't pay idk what is
think I just saw Albania in tesco pmsl
>>66491600
What was he getting?
>>66491719
Stake and chips
Im here all week
>>66490202
What is it lid?
>>66490202
Here.
>>66491765
>Impersonating me.
Wtb
>>66492077
india
>>66492105
Value gone lid
>>66492118
Not on over totals
>>66492118
It's impossible not to make money off the AFL right now with all the bonuses. Take Tigers at Sportsbet or Crownbet.
What the actual fuck is with Kerber being 3.80?
>>66492149
gone small on alcalol, cheers lad
If I posted a golf tip for today would anyone care?
Unibet 1.74 on Windies most 6s inplay. Absolutely monstrous.
>>66492247
Probably not but no harm in doing so
>>66491956
Could you talk me through your Eurovision thoughts? Backing Sweden just based on a silly drift because of of poor televote/9th in draw and laying Russia because of this too? Why the Netherlands back?
>>66492149
It's 7-th vs 11th actually
but 0.0 at @1.775 Value
>>66492247
Isn't golf a bit of a struggle to tip? Variance must be huge when even the favourite is usually fairly high odds to win a tournament
wtfb
1 game in-play in the middle of the day
unacceptable
Bulls on the +5.5 with Rose and Butler searching for a playoff spot is the NBA get tonight
>>66492302
yeah shit, i confused the names because they used different spelling
>>66492306
Pretty accurate, but I just bet round to round on the groups.
1st round 18 hole match ups - fowler v Schwartzel. On Schwartzel to win 2.15 ish.
Last tournament before the open with a course that has changed it's style of play in recent years to try to mirror Augusta puts a massive emphasis on putting and the short game. Schwartzel has slowly been getting into form for the major and has been very clean on the greens this year. I thought Fowler looked shaky last week and is being too overhyped as one of the main American chances for next week. Schwartzel is also in the top 5 on the current tour for the amount of first round leads.
india crushed windies at the crease. surely its a lock now for them @ 192 runs
>>66492502
Odds are still 1.3 for India, bookies drunk????????
deleted my post on the palestinian game because i got two teams with almost the same name mixed up. dont want anyone to lose money on this.
>the fix in the Kings game last night
Seemed sketchy tbqh
>>66492555
Too late I have my life savings, my mortgage, pawned my wife's jewllery and put my wife's kid's trust funds on it.
>>66492555
fugg
on anyway
>>66492555
*tips fedora*
>>66492518
Bankroll on
>>66492149
On this special. Need to recover after the disaster that was last night.
fnatic 2-0
clg 2-0
g2 2-1
>>66492631
Feeling sour (S-O-U-R) lid?
>>66492631
wtb?
>>66492669
i don't understand this
2 Days.
>>66492555
IMAGINE being me and thinking this was a SPESHUL STEAK
>>66492699
IMAGINE being you and INSPECTING ELEMENT to impress ANONS
>>66492688
this >>66484465
>>66492669
YEs
>>66492699
Why is this image so large?
DOWN
>>66492699
>He's trying to impress us by making us think he put £300 on an anonymous Kraut's tip on a Tahitian bison farmer's imageboard
Worked tbqh m80. How can I be more like you?
This Cloudbet UI update wew lid
What was the final score of the Romanian women's cup match this morning?
>>66492952
0-13 I think
>>66492973
>only a couple hundred on -3.5 @evens
Want sudoku
football games are shit today, im going to bet on the darts premier league.
chisnall is @ 3.2 to beat wright. chisnall plays well against peter wright and really needs that win. wright is doing very well, drew against taylor recently but the value is on chisnall to win. going small on that one.
gary anderson to win against james wade is @ 1.61. anderson got crushed last weekend in a different event so that explains the odds but hes still a favorite against wade (anderson won 9 against wade, drew 1). medium stake.
longshot: barneveld to beat van gerwen. theres big rivalry between van barneveld and van gerwen. van gerwen leads the table right now and goes into this match up as a favorite, but barneveld managed to beat him in the wc in dec '15. with odds @7.5 for barneveld to win i think this is worth a shot, small stake.
>>66493241
why not large on anderson?
>>66493373
anderson got absolutely destroyed in the german masters event and im not sure how this loss affects his game tonight. i think he will brush it off because he doesnt really care about german darts masters but who knows.
>>66493405
accumulated anderson, chisnall, barneveld, and india cricket seeing a huge return, thanks bro!
>>66493459
lel you're gonna get gobbled up by the bookies lad
>>66493529
nah india have got this m8
>>66491356
>virgin click
>sport
Friend, I was once bretty guud at RTCW:ET, played tourneys nationally and shiet. Never once did I consider it to be a sport.
>>66484465
>>66492714
Hup x Cricket trader mate surreal
>>66492692
shaking with anticipation
>>66493774
Who does he work for? Have you seen the large Finnish womens stake tomorrow?
wade vs anderson in 30 minutes btw
>>66493789
Trader as in bets on it and trades it. Sorry for confusion.
Not even looked.
Need a Euan tip like AIR
Euan's ROI gets lower every time I look at it.
I'd love to see Euan try to not only tip something but give actual researched reasoning behind the tip.
Giggling just thinking of how much Winnersclub will charge for tips
Is it illegal to do those things where you send out one result to 50% of people and another to the other 50% and then the winning one you do the same to all of them and then they pay for your tip the next time.
If its illegal then what crime is it?
>>66493950
he's on a disastrous streak mate
also reminder that Foggia SW came out @2.1, dropped almost instantly to 1.77 in Asia and is now at 1.66 on 365 but still @1.75 in Asia.
>Learned how to make THC out of nail polish remover today
What a time to be alive
>>66494040
Peter Webb will break your kneecaps lid.
I-Is India ded?
>>66494073
pmsl peter webb is a virgin
>>66494040
It shouldn't be because if you're stupid enough to fall for it then you're an idiot that deserves to lose his money but I'd imagine it counts as fraud or something
Wish BT would answer my questions about Eurovision desu
>>66494051
DUDE NAIL POLISH REMOVER LMAO
>>66494051
Surreal, enjoy your homemade highs
>>66494113
BT isnt here. He hasnt posted here for months. Just cause an anon says "BT here" doesnt mean it's actually him.
>>66493727
Sorry, I meant how can I trust a female with MY betting
>>66494115
>>66494116
Would need a bunch of Costco size nail polish remover jars to get even a miniscule amount, so it's not economically feasible, but can be done
Luxton aftertiming again
>>66494128
Welp
>>66494162
Yeah, I've got nothing there. Put a cheeky bet in, mite b cool.
>>66494113
>>66494128
I am actually. I just came back from the shops and I'll post my thoughts later on.
First time I didn't lay India all tournament hahaha
>>66493241
>implying chisnall o4.5 180s @2.2 isn't THE bet
>>66494128
I moved to Canada a few weeks back and just got internet installed. About to post tips.
WEST INDIES
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>>66494323
Already on it mate
Anyone here work or ever worked at a bookies? My local is hiring and I was thinking about applying.
>>66494396
Have you even been in one for any amount of time?
>>66494396
hope you're not an empathetic sort
>>66494423
Only my other local, which is a small independent bookmakers.
The job is at a Betfair which I stay away from because I much prefer the company of the old men and their horse jargon.
Wade, Chisnall and Barney.
Does anyone here have an idea for a Harry Potter thread? Please respond
>>66494337
Any of you mugs tip on TipsterTube? Any tipsters we know are from here?
>>66494528
What do you mean?
>>66494546
I need an idea for a Harry Potter thread. A reason to make one
>>66494396
Depends where the bookmaker is, wouldn't work in one in any major city for 50k a year. Filled with horrible people, not worth the stress/danger. Ones in small towns are much more pleasant.
>>66494504
>wade
doubt it.
>>66494552
Official best PGA on the green power rankings with Harry Putter in #1.
>>66494536
Euan 'Bhutan and Brazilian unders' Park is on TT
>>66494457
Betfair dont have shops
>>66494579
Someone quidditch related, a marvellous idea. Thank you
>>66494554
The one I'm applying for is in a town with a population of 7K.
>>66494590
BetFred sorry.
>>66494608
Most shops are grim. Your job is going to be you helping people who cant afford it lose money.
>>66494051
You mean QWISO hash, but insyead of Iso alcohol you used acetone. Whats it like? The finished product.
My QWISO was like wax, very impressed, easier than making butter
>>66494552
Just make one of those meme 11 threads where people put chracters from something into a football 11.
El Zamalek -2 @2.3
large
huuuge gulf between two sides
>>66494608
Should be ok, I'm basing my opinion on shops down south and London shops = hell, shops on fringes/suburbs are pretty chilled.
>>66494608
Apply for it man, Tits doesnt know what he's on about.
Its warm, its comfy and you see interesting shit. Not a career job, but or8 if you want to mong for a couple of years or if you need to retrain
WEEEEEEE..
LIKE TO BET WITH EUAN,
CAUSE EUAN IS OUR MATE
AND WHEN WE BET WITH EUAN,
HE GIVES A TIP IN 8..
if youre going for the barney longshot in the darts premier you could also play it in an accu with the favorites and apply accu edge on betfair to get your stake back if it doesnt hit and youll still get huge odds if it does.
>>66494709
Do not post this again.
>>66494763
wht r U going to do about it
>>66494659
111111111111111111111
rebacking large
>>66494709
7...
>Ahli Alkhaleel red card
down
Dog racing boys, I'll give first 2 tips, see how they go, may post others later depending on success.
6.49 monmoore
Really fancy trap 2, but a 1-2 reverse is a decent punt
7.06 monmoore
Trap 1 is my pick
>>66494853
I refuse to post in this thread
>>66494862
Good, it'll be comfy.
>>66494862
All the more reason for us to use it lads
>>66494835
Nice reasoning, on
