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Old thread: >>66453935
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thanks for the tip reddit :^0
Hopefully Euan and Albania both keep tipping on TT and blogabet as they are doing currently.
Then by the end of April we can see who is truly the shrewdest.
>>66468963
Large on Euan
>>66468963
how 2 join tt
>>66468866
Why do you keep making a thread as soon as we hit 500 posts?
>>66469086
go to the website and click sign up
>>66469117
Maybe so they stop getting deleted
>>66469117
Page 6 and fresh OC. Would die/shit American OP about basketball if I didnt
>>66469245
Why can't I follow you on TT?
>>66469292
Not giving me much to work with there.
>>66469340
It literally wont let me click follow. I have it with a few other tipsters too. Gonna make a new account.
>>66469383
Just refresh the page a couple of time and try again. The website is shitte
>>66469188
newb here what is the website
>>66469383
you need to verify your email
>>66469383
I get that when I try to post a tip but got back to change things. Just need to refresh and it usually works. They must have a glitch with their buttons.
>>66469444
reddit.com
>>66469462
hello euan
>>66469444
TipsterTube
lads...
So if Brazil lose this will they be knocked out the Cup?
Feels bad for my bankroll (which is on this)
but great for bants
brazil fucking me over a 2nd time. shouldve learned from their last fuck up
>>66469584
>So if Brazil lose this will they be knocked out the Cup?
erm no
>>66469556
what are euan and albanias usernames?
>>66469609
I meant not qualify
>>66469618
Euan is t4tw
Albania is eastconnect, but he uses blogabet not TT.
>>66469647
Long way to go yet m8.
>>66469584
Not at all. League table with 10 teams playing total, top 4 auto qualify, 5th gets a playoff against Asian playoff qualifier.
This is only the 6th match of 18 so still a very long way to go and even then they only need to finish top half to qualify since they should piss on the Asian plaayoff qualifier if they only make it to 5th.
>>66469647
Still no
>>66469569
How much is that?
>>66469604
They still have PTSD after the Goalocaust, it'll take them longer than Israel to recover from what your country did to theirs
>>66469723
>>66469707
Fuck me that really is long.
Now I get why everyone hates international breaks. They're shit for betting too.
>>66469887
>'ll take them longer than Israel to recover from what your country did to theirs
Israel wasn't really affected by the Holocaust, on account of it not existing you melt
>>66470050
They're great you heathen just usually there are one or two bets you hype yourself up for and either bookies don't carry or you do it all wrong.
Still plenty of great games between shit tier nations that frequently end up priced wrong though.
Reminder tipped Paraguay dc and was laughed at by a clueless brit
welp there goes my brazil bet
Kuznetsova PLEASE
Colombian kids well on top of USA
>>66470623
i chickened out and cashed out most of my stake pre-game
>>66470720
Almost did the same because of those TT tipsters. Sweating HARD atm tbqhwy.
>>66470686
score as I'm staking, literally can't win atm zzzz
Literally can't stop rebacking Mexico
>>66471483
@1.18? Pls start a TT.
>>66471483
-2.0AH?
>>66471532
The handicap you bellend
I don't think I can handle this rollercoaster much longer.
Should I just cash out the Kuznetsova stake before it's too late?
>>66470455
That was me, sheep faggot
>>66471660
looks like shes got an edge
>tfw Chiefs +5 didnt win
>>66469569
HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH
>>66471723
She has played twice as much as Makariva in Miami. She started strong but she's already tiring. If she takes set 1 I'll STRONGLY consider the cash out.
>>66471800
k e k
K e k
K E K
Kuznetsova PLEASE I'M BEGGING
>>66471800
How much is that? If Kuznetsova doesn't win I'll probably off myself. Or worse ban myself from 365.
>>66472025
12,000 US Dollars
>>66471800
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
>>66472025
IMAGINE betting on a coin toss low-ranked womens tennis match where whoever breaks at the wrong time, otherwise known as who makes the most unforced errors wins.
>>66472131
My god are you ok?
thanks whoever recommended under for the cavs game
>>66472188
Not only that, but neither have an ass so it's not worth watching.
>>66472194
Not me thankfully but I would imagine our friend is not ok
>>66472025
it doesnt look too good bro
>Based latinos
P
ERA
N
A
L
Fuck me Kuznetsova is worse than I imagined.
CANNOT SPAKE
man your idea was right to bankroll makarova instead. better odds, too pmsl
>>66472419
>>66472419
That's women's Tennis for ya
I can still save 44% of my stake. Convince not to cash it out then bankroll Makarova @1.36 to break even.
>>66472554
Just stop.
You made a bad bet, handle it.
>>66472436
Got the youube link to it?
>>66472600
On 365
>>66472554
shes favorite to win the 2nd set, shouldnt the cash out go up again?
>>66472600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXDjHqDRxB8
>>66472637
I mean the cannot spake video, it's mackers isn't it?
nope nevermind, shes fucking terrible
>>66472656
47% atm. But really it's whatever I'm mostly fucking around I have no more than $250 on it I can deal with that. I'll go through with it and hope for a miracle.
>>66472600
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l5EnVnD6MIc
>>66472744
Praying for you leafbro, hopefully the break and get broken back immediately women's tennis meme holds true
>>66472744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdE-BZoB9SA
gl bro
>>66472881
Well that hit close to home...
>>66472786
kek thanks, friendo
>>66472834
ever seen a wild dingo bro?
>>66472786
The ending gets me everytime
Mexicans making lyfe comfy
>>66473293
This desu. Easy money.
>>66473372
You doing any more Handies?
I can handle the loss of money but not the way it's happening.
>>66473440
Gonna sweat on O10 corners @2.37
>>66473440
Yes.
going to put massive sums on warriors ML at halftime
cant stop wont stop winning
>women
>composure under pressure
>>66473561
I can't handle it brother.
>Trusting Mexicans
The rollercoaster never ends.
taking wizards +12.5 inplay @1.95
4th q starting now. wiz looking good
>>66474454
>4 4th qtr points so far
Sutton United @ 3.5
Truro @ 1001
DEGEN ALERT>>66474889
>>66474889
>>66475167
The absolute madman
>>66475167
>tfw reminds me of the 1 yard line interception that I had 5k on in SB xlix
although
>trusting casv without lebum with your money
should've hedged when lead dropped to 10 desu
Just lost $400 playing poker
Should I put $1k on vitality [email protected], to cover my losses?
I FUCKING CALLED IT
I SAID ALL SIX HOME TEAMS WOULD WIN IN CONCACAF
WHY DIDN'T I PUT ANYTHING ON IT?
FUUUUUUUUCK
>>66475686
Fug I almost put money on it, but I didn't have the brass balls.
Yuan Sijun, Stuart Bingham, Marco Fu, Judd Trump to win their matches in today's snooker.
Yuan Sijun's odds of winning are wayyy out, so accumulate these 4 for a nice return.
Alternatively, if it's available, bet on Marco Fu of making a break of 100 or more - he did it 3 times yesterday in 5 frames.
>>66475686
I FUCKING CALLED IT
I SAID GERMANY WOULD BEAT BRAZIL 7-1 IN THE WORLD CUP SEMI FINAL
WHY DIDN'T I PUT ANYTHING ON IT?
FUUUUUUUUCK
>>66475615
You'll regret it if you don't
>>66475615
don't think fnatic got the meme magic this season
ROX tigers looking like they're gonna get 0-2'd by KT because they've already clinched n1 seed
maybe worth a cheeky punt on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku7TdLeEGsQ
INVISIBLE
FIRE
OH YEAH
>>66475858
oh fuck, this isnt even the motorsport thread
i'm sorry
>>66475860
Gee wiz
mouse -3.5
faze -6.5
envy -4.5
fnatic -6.5
nip +3.5
astralis -4.5
is THE bet
>>66475686
Meh, i went really safe this time. Easy money though
Gonna place my first ever bet this weekend lads
>im 26yo
>>66476080
following tips posted here, plus that albania blokes stuff, I have achieved a profit of +110% with an additional 50% profit reinvested in todays bets.
you can make good yield if you use people tips + common sense
also, a team is 3-0 up @ half time (soccer)? BET ON THEM TO SCORE NEXT
>>66476087
How often do you lose?
How do you generally know which tips are good?
>>66476080
whats the bet?
>>66476087
You've forgotten the golden rule lid. 3 goals in the opening 15 minutes means over is THE bet
>>66476122
That too.
need money like zink + magnesium combo right before sleep
>>66476153
wrong bread
sorry lads
>>66476149
Remember to take it on an empty stomach and to stay away from dairy products before taking for best results
If the score is 0-0 at half time, what's the bet?
>>66476192
Depends on the match you spaz
Aussie women are going to wreck our poor girls
>>66476196
No need to be a cunt, I'm just trying to learn. I've never really bet on football.
>>66476192
U7.5 normally
>>66476204
Heaps of cunts on /bet/
Better get used to it if you're going to ask daft questions
Recommend you lurk for a while
>>66476161
>tfw you accidentally take zinc on an empty stomach
Horrible, horrible feel
>>66476216
Thank you
>>66476222
Thank you too
>>66476228
Trippy dreams if you do it before bed brah
>>66476161
>eternal anglo trying to kill me
>yesterday philiphines basketball game 7-1 team blows double digit lead and lose
>today 14 point lead is blown and guy who makes a 3 with 1 second left getting fouled to tie game
>can't make the free throw
no idea how people can bet on these foreign leagues, seems like entirely lotto shite
>>66476087
>wymmyns team scored 5 in the first half
>ON
>FT 5-0
>FUG
>>66476158
/heem/ is never in a wrong thread. Sanchez is unstoppable and the judges love him.
>>66476257
>3-0 up
>wymmyns team scored 5 in the first half
there's your problem
>>66476257
does happen sure but its pretty rare that a team winning by a ton wont score at least one more.= given an entire half to do it. It happens so much.
>>66476252
UNREAL VALUE
never use logic and go for value.
>>66476266
W..where?
>>66476271
Yeah, you're right. I watched a bit of it, it was absolutely disgusting. Top league in Norway and they play like a 12 year boys team.
Wong Tai Sin
Under 5 at odds no less than 1.7
>>66476286
can't even watch this coin flip, not even some bootleg streams that are viewable in burgerland
they don't even show the score by quarters in the main pba website baka
>>66476287
5-0 instead of 3-0
j-just m-meme'ing, don't mind me
>>66476266
but then again looking at Monday's Mogi Mirim vs Novorizontino, surely the odds of this happening can't be good enough for this to bring income in the long run. But what do I know, I don't bet nearly as much as others in this thread.
Under 4.75
Odd 2.38 Ladbrokes
LARGE SPESHIAL BUBBLEGUM EDITION!
still some value in Lacko beating the literally who Quinzl in the tennis @ 1.44 365
>>66476300
same with:
Plymouth vs York
Hayes & Yeading vs Maidenhead
on the same day
My point being this doesn't seem to work consistently enough to work in the long run, but then again this might just be an exception to the rule. If you're really keen enough on this, do some research on your own and find the % so you can see if the odds given by the bookie are worth it for you to take the bet.
>>66476329
Watching the games should help you judge if its likely to happen, or match stats for the truly lazy and risky among us
>>66476335
Or that.
Just saying that in situations like this, I wouldn't trust any "concrete" straightforwardly worded theories like "3-0 up at HT" that can be put into action in betting
Wong Tai Sin Reservers to win the game at odds 1.55
FONBET SPESHIAL!
>>66476352
yeah you're rigjht, probably shoudl have said simply to check out next goal scorer and overs if you see a team thrashing someone in the 1st half, no concrete claims.
i know >wimmens tennis and all, but kerber @ 1.80 is unreal value
>>66476397
why? on anyway
>>66476428
What odds you took? You got a fonbet account?
Just value odd according to my model.
>>66476428
Because rball like every single other tip he posts about
>>66476436
I wish, managed to get the 1.55 on bet365 which was up for a sec. Thanks for the shout <3
on -2 from here @1.8 because why not
>>66476397
judge
>>66476443
>>66476428
222222222222
>>66476296
>>66476301
Worried?
>>66476451
Nope. Value is value friendo.
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/pick/12049861/wong-tai-sin-reserves-v-southern-district-reserves
>>66476300
>5-0 instead of 3-0
>j-just m-meme'ing, don't mind me
O..okay, senpai. My regards to Vivian teeth brushing giffer if you see him.
ROSSY
O
S
S
Y
BETTY
E
T
T
Y
>>66476459
Pmsl, back to the call centre! Tears!
>>66476569
>centre
>>66476449
3333333333333
been rebacking -2 from 0-1 onwards, nice to have a lotto shite winner for once
>>66476582
Ends 5-1 imho.
small on 5-1 CS at odds 5.00
>>66476583
Pmsl what a pathetic little man covering every possiblity in the match. I can't wait until you get hauled back in by the job centre to explain why you've been absent from your call centre job.
>>66476599
>every possiblity
PMSL.
Slug.
>>66476599
>he didnt get on
Albania GOBBLED up by Rossy.
>>66476301
>under 4.75
LOST
>>66476296
>under 5
LOST
>>66476459
>under 5.5
LOST
Tears!
kinda feel bad because i pulled out after going large on kuznetsova. should have just stayed on like that canadian dude but i was too much of a pussy. ; ;
Albania has the worst record on unders in Hong Kong reserves.
Scottish highland - Forres Mechanics @2.30
&
Scottish lowland - Sterling Uni HT/FT @2.20
>>66476622
What a sad little man you are tbqh.
Tears!
5555555555555555555555555
UP SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
>>66476627
>Sterling
Pmsl, tip disregarded. Back to college, little boy!
>>66476397
>5-1, betting halted
You absolute madman. Kicking myself for not reading that earlier.
>>66476623
It was too sweaty to have large sums on
>>66476626
Now if someone would bet the overs in those matches, he'd be a rather wealthy man
>>66476634
I'll test your fuckin chin boyo
need two more Wong Tai goals pmsl gone too deep
Been martingaling unders all game, need one hell of a hold
>>66476671
at least one more corner to get my RT9 corners @4.5
please
for me?
>>66476632
unders was really bad m8
>>66476724
Give me a break, Hans. I can't win ALL bets.
5-1 looks good. Odds were 5.00 at the time of tipping.
Need a manipulation a la Rossy like AIR
fucking hell, why do teams always score when i want to place my bets ; ;
Smashed the Ireland U17-0.75 price all by myself pmsl
>>66476712
>>66476671
want to fucking die, why do i ALWAYS do this
feel so numb, edge of tears but none are coming out
>>66476736
fair enough
>>66476760
need assisted suicide like AIR
>>66476736
but it was a LARGE m8
>>66476736
What a surprise that you lose Asian bets and win bubblegum ones.... almost as if... you're s fraud like Euan
>>66476760
awww tears friendo!
Imagine not being on Ireland U17 pmsl
>>66476794
not even down, just breaking even
would have made hundreds if there was one more corner in 20mins
>>66476583
>small on 5-1 CS at odds 5.00
IN. 5-1 FT.
>>66476622
Tears lid, 5-1 won. You seem to have forgotten to update us on that :)
>>66476785
Awww tears friendo!
>>66476785
Please don't lump me in with a man who tips unders in HK reserves. Thanks
>>66476816
Tears.
Who is on Yuan Sijun?/
>>66476816
>>66476823
You are both incredibly tedious dullards with delusions of grandeur and serious personality disorders.
Friendly reminder that I have a 26% YIELD on Blogabet, after 17 tips.
All verified, no bubblegum bookmakers, only value bets.
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/
>>66476836
At least they tip stuff though
>>66476813
My nan could tip bubblegum winners in Hong Kong reserves pmsl. What happened to you criticising Euan for tipping bubblegum bets yesterday? Short memory
>>66476836
Back to psychology class you spotty faced college kid.
>>66476839
what are your intentions anyway?
>>66476830
yeeeeee
>>66476566
underrated post
>>66476850
I only use Bet365 to tip on Blogabet out of the bubblegummy bookmakers, which is quite a solid book.
No Fonbet, Mybet, Marathonbet specials in there.
Only Bet365 and Asia.
>>66476856
Track my bets in real time, school Euan and /bet/ how betting is done etc.
>>66476849
Albania 'tips' are just complete pixel punts, Euan's are marginally better and show a slight bit of shrewdness but they are the two biggest contributors to the shitposting and terrible quality of /bet/ threads.
>>66476879
There would be no /bet/ without us
>>66476892
It's quite a pleasant place when you aren't posting actually.
>>66476892
I mean Euan I like you and everything but the threads are just as good, if not better, when you're banned
>>66476876
Yeah hahaha
>>66476878
Not a solid book at all, accounts get limited really quick.
>>66476892
ikr, i upvote every single one of your posts
>>66476940
Not always tbqh, you need to know how to use it. At least they pay.
>the one game i bet on gets ruined by a penalty
should have just stayed in bed today.
>>66476985
are you a neet or what
HAHA not on Ireland
>>66476993
nah, finishing my master studies this year
>>66477007
nice, 2nd semester here lel
3 days.
>>66477029
shaking, thousands on
>>66477029
What have I missed
>>66477069
Well in that case, betfair a shit
>>66477096
Or they saw the error and fixed it, either way, tears for you
San Severo +0.5 (Asian Handicap In-Play) (0-0)
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/pick/12050788/progreditur-marcianise-v-san-severo
>>66477208
PMSL.
Rebacking.
>>66477208
Pmsl rball babby does it again!
>>66477162
I can't see the event, betfair a shit. I mentioned it at the time anyway, but good luck to you all. E sports are risky
>>66477232
Please have sex
>>66477263
*slurp slurp*
Pmsl, such a strange little man.
kazan doin work in the vtb youth league, pleasently surprised
>>66477281
Remember to take your vitamin d so you don't end up like this guy.
>>66477232
Pmsl, line now at 0 from +0.5
VALUE
A
L
U
E
>>66477292
Pmsl the bet is losing, you utter wetwipe.
>>66477302
Would LOVE to test your chin tbqh.
>>66477292
Taking a leaf out of the Euan Park Book of Excuses with that gem
>muh beating the line
Tears!
>>66476752
>>66476801
zzzzzzzzzz Asia too easy these days, it's amazing how people like Albania/Euan are still unable to profit there.
>>66477312
Please let this be a meme
so much on Hammam Sousse
>>66477379
GREASY SIXTH FORMER EASTER HOLIDAYS SLUG MUG ROAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>66477430
Weird little man.
pmsl
based bangkok glass
Too much on Cruz. Eating dust for a few months if he doesn't win the nomination pmsl.
>>66477569
Still can't tell whether this is a really shit meme or a really clueless little man
>>66477583
No memes here pal
>>66477412
HUP
hope somebody got on, had no time to do a writeup
LIVE Aversa Normanna v US Siracusa
Aversa Normanna +0.25 (Asian Handicap In-Play) (0-1)
>>66477597
This loses btw
newfriend to /bet/
Is this >>66474889 the most anyone has lost here?
Please say yes
>>66477820
It's the most somebody has pretended to lose.
>>66477441
Begging you to have sex.
>>66477820
inspect element, might start doing this in threads outside /bet/ tbqh
>>66477313
>beating the line in-play
pmsl
Albania surreal up ungodly
>>66477875
Cheerio friendo!
Glad to know someone with a bit of common sense left on /bet/ that followed me in a good bet.
>>66477597
>>66477875
>>66477888
Isn't that bet losing atm?
>>66477888
good day proxyman, cheers
>>66477912
was a +
>>66477916
Oh, prior to the 0-1. Duh. Didn't pay attention to time of post.
>>66477912
None of them is losing lid.
3 tips, 2 won, other one is half win for now.
>>66477963
Yes, Albania, I'm just dumb and blind.
>>66477950
hammam plz. shouldve scored like 5 times already
>>66477597
b a s e d
>>66478040
Cheerio!
Euan LITERALLY getting schooled how to /bet/
PMSL.
>i bet on teams I've never seen live
addicts
>this Rball guy on Aversa game
PMSL.
>>66477785
Tears mug.
>>66478054
Step 0) Use a proxy to get attention. The more obscure the better!
Step 1) Find a team up on rball. If they are on a +, even better!
Step 2) Rubbish anyone who has tips not in Asia. Unless it suits you to tip non-asian bets today!
Step 3) Big up your ROI after a few tips, no matter how statistically insignificant it is!
Friendly reminder that I have a 32% YIELD on Blogabet, after 20 tips.
All verified, no bubblegum bookmakers, only value bets.
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/
>>66478107
I completely agree with what you've said but you know people are just gonna reply with "nibs" or "baited" or whatever. You can't win by replying, just ignore the cunt and maybe he goes away, engaging him will only encourage him.
>>66478125
What do you study at uni, euan?
Ni hao lids
tears liddos!
>>66478119
>no bubblegum bookmakers
>>66478107
>>66478119
BT here. You are both sad individuals and will never be as shrewd as me, no matter how hard you try.
>>66478168
>Bet365
>bubblegum
Tears, run out of mates accounts?
>>66478173
Yeah, I am sure you have a higher yield than me.
tears, so clueless!
SO SO SO MUCH on MFK Chrudim
I know I know pixel punting but this is too good to pass up, 3/20 DAs and on a +0.25
Can't stop ruining lines pmsl
>>66478191
Done me nut on 0.0
BT a fraud tbqh
Enough to buy a house in Detroit on Water Santa DNB in a couple hours
>>66478191
based anon
surreal day
rebacking LARGE
heh, third penalty against my picks, thats 1 per hour now. might aswell bet on that instead.
>>66478184
>He doesn't think 365 is a bubblegum bookies
Either you're trolling or you have just proven yourself completely clueless, either way good enough for me to ignore you.
>>66478306
tears friendo
>>66478293
Tears! It's actually $6.75
>>66478333
$4 before tax
Backing Truro tonight, as we need them to win ofc
What sort of odds would someone give me if i were to bet that the golden state warriors will lose their last 4 games of the season?
What do you guys do to cheer up after losing 50% of your roll
>Truro down to @100
pmsl BEGGING they win tonight just for the trader sweat.
>>66478544
I've never lost 50% of my roll cause I am not a tadpole who cant into bankroll management.
Just ask your mum for another tenner.
>>66478544
call Euan a fraud
>>66478349
>paying taxes
Wew lid
>>66478544
usually stick the rest of the br in some game a stranger on the internet tipped
NZ TO WIN BET OF 2016
>>66478584
lmfao it's coming home lad
>>66478544
Bet everything left on 1 bet
>>66478544
beat my wife's son
EUAN EUAN GIVE US A TIP
>>66478414
Can't stop giggling
Won't stop giggling
c'mon Euan lad, what's the bet?
Utenis Utena +1.25
>>66478780
fuck off Ross
cant stop Euanposting
wont stop Euanposting
Will euan be the first poster of /bet/ to turn into a celebrity?
Euan just dropped a tip at odds of 6.6 get ON that!
>>66478825
yes
>>66478830
Market isnt even there, is he taking the piss?
e u a n
>>66478830
>sportsbook
Pmsl, such a fud.
>>66478964
It's not even there.
There is both teams to score twice @7.5, thats all I can see.
can't stop rebacking Utenis Utena from here, Felix53 on Trakai
>>66478964
please stop using my gimmick.
>Euan literally just making bets up
>>66478992
This. Might just go and tip Barca to win la liga @5 pmsl.
>>66478977
im joining tt just for felix53 now
>>66478903
>>66478964
>>66478973
>>66478992
>>66479000
>they aren't on
>>66478992
>>66479000
It was probably there at one point but with a £20 lay or something stupid, such a fraud and exposed as a penny punter yet again
Tip4TheWeekend @Tip4TheWeekend 2m
Been hacked on TT. Ignore all tips.
PMSL
Willing to sell euans TT for a certified winner
>>66479014
post slip please, can even crop out stake if youre a little boy
>>66479040
>lying
>internet down so I can't research
>stuck on my phone reading Albania vs euan
Tears
>definately mate, but if you are looking for a good bet in pay id go with trakai asian
>>66479132
Why do you dislike this Felix guy so much?
>>66479125
People don't understand that Euan is the kind of guy you put a ring on. Albania is the guy you fuck in the toilets of your local.
>Tedward1996 is on
>>66479153
I dont, just think he's funny.
JK Tallinna Kalev II - Raasiku Joker [email protected]
>>66479390
or O2.5 @1.75 if you're a puss
>>66479390
>>66479406
get the fuck out
Is the -1.5 handi on this book a palp?
>>66479406
>Estonia
ON HUGE
>>66479424
>>66479434
would've gone for Kalev overs since Kalev can easily score 6-8 on a weaker opponent and Joker got red carded. But since Joker also packs a punch offensively I went for overs generally.
That red card really opened up the play a lot
g2 +2.5 @1.72
>>66478282
Wtf is water santa
Here that you entered will become tipster want not want.will spill blood when you're lazy,roger?
On the train back from visiting my mom over easter. The conductor just told me he's gonna throw me off at the next stop if I don't stop shaking at this OILERS-game in 2 bings
>>66479660
super risky, 16-1 against an under performing team, american teams been showing up good results and games except for splyce.
>>66478780
HUP
>>66479768
Liked this post.
trying to chase my losses
sickening sums on Golden State ML
literally 5 digits
>>66479073
email?
>>66479705
Aqua Santa in Brazil
I don't understand, why don't women just kick the ball into the net rather than next to it or over it?
>>66479946
because they are mentally and physically weak
>>66479946
the sparta prague match? literally 4 people in the whole stadium, some guy, his wife & his wife's son and daughter
>>66480007
*Slavia Prague
But yes
Just had a little prayer for subs and God asked if I was ok because I was shaking so much
>>66480007
>some guy, his wife & his wife's son and daughter
kek
KEK
K E K
>>66479946
Not like it matters, half the time the opposing goalkeeper will charge out and somehow throw the ball back towards goal, giving them another chance at a goal.
(someone post the concacaf webm)
>>66480018
Note to self: Next time I pray for subs, be more specific.
Is Albania the new Slovenia?
>>66479946
>>66480007
>>66480034
Please PLEASE tell me to never bet on wymyns football again.
Tears tears everywhere.
>>66480206
Nah its a goldmine just you get bitten sometimes.
Slavia slags surely the BET. They are all over them right now 23-1 UNREAL value
>>66479390
>>66479406
>>66479470
Estonian /bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs
>tip BTTS
>neither team scores
pmsl nibs euan lad
Three days.
>>66480251
got on at 32:1, what the lels
>>66480206
>>66480206
IS ME
WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME
WHY
>>66480267
Sorry lads
spoiler Last time Kalev didn't score was 11 games ago and they were up against 10 men. Had to personally call a sub to make sure Joker wasn't turtling 9-1 Inter style. spoiler/
>>66480290
Is this /bet/ mafia approved? I'm not getting cucked right?
>tfw missed all the new /bet/ memes
>>66480335
this is THE bet of 2016
im taking a closer look at boavista - madueira. both are garbage and have a history of low scoring games, especially h2h. under 2.5 @ 1.66 seems fairly decent to me. home advantage is huge in the carioca (70.8% home wins BUT only 24 matches played so far), i could see boavista have a small edge and win 1-0 like they did last month. might even go for boavista & u 2.5 @ 4.5 with a tiny stake but its obviously a gamble, anything from 0-0 to 1-1 seems possible.
Luxton aftertiming again
>>66480362
Can you get a trip so you are held accountable friend?
Also if it wins you could be the new Euan.
Absolute sums on Water Santa
Down a serious CUNT today...
>>66480290
>STILL pushing this garbage
It's never going to be USVI or UCD tier so stop being a dullard and let it go
>>66480404
I'll consider it.
>>66480427
On this
>>66480290
>bovada has SW at 1.364
Fuck you Brits and your retarded bookies, I'm jealous
Reminder: http://www.football-data.co.uk/blog/luck_skill_sports_betting.php
>>66480430
>waaah stop getting in the way of my gimmicks with well thought out and researched tips
>>66480446
Odds are gone though. It was a good bet days ago. Please stop posting it every day unless something changes.
>>66480440
>Fuck you Brits and your retarded bookies
>Bovada literally had a 1.2 sw favourite on a + handi the other night (although yeah they palped it)
Our bookies aren't generally as retarded as Bovada they just offer a fuck ton more
>>66480440
Original tip was posted on Friday when the lines were like that, lines have moved now and the value has gone.
>>66480460
Make ONE tip with half as much reasoning as that one and then you can talk.
>>66480470
lmao go outside and get some fresh air you strange little man
Gonna put a penny or two on team fnatic to go with my sums on team vitality so if /bet/ tears happen I can after time it and post tears.
Imagine being such a dull little boy that you enjoy WATCHING other people play video games pmsl, just imagine that for a second and picture the kind of sad little greasy sixth former that would do such a thing.
'strange little man' poster is to /bet/ as socialism is to america
>>66480485
I could have written an essay on Uganda v Burkina Faso but it would be explaining info doesnt need explaining.
Nothing worse than a tipster that posts whole team sheets and 3 news articles about a game rather than summarising it in 3 lines.
Up sums from Lyon lay desu
Euans btts tip... pmsl
>>66480552
clueless mug with lotto bets and rball dreams more like
>>66480599
forgot matches are 89 minutes
>>66480614
PUT MY WHOLE ROLL ON NO 1ST GOAL AT 84 MINUTES FOR 1.44
>>66480655
course you did
>>66480786
It was a great bet, tears you werent on
>>66480855
>whole roll
>£2
pmsl nibs
>>66480855
damn, im jelous
>>66480855
>sports balance
>3.30
>>66480855
>everything about that snip
Oh, I am laffing.
made an absolute killing out of laying Felix53's tips today
T R U R O
R
U
R
O
TRURO
ITS HAPPENING
>>66480982
>>66480986
UP SO MUCH
>They doubted Truros could win every match left of the season
lol
LOL
L O L
365 trader sweating
22222222222222222222222
FREE MONEY
>euan thinking a champions league quarter final is in any way value
absolute fud
>Truro ROLLING playoff teams
Just give them the title already ffs
>THAT RBALL
REBACKING TRURO
>365 wouldnt lay me a penny on truro
FUCK OFF
>30 DAs after 16 minutes
wat
>TRURO ON A PLUS
How much did you get on, /bet/? There was a guy in the first thread of discovering this GEM who had like a fiver on 2001 odds, right?
>>66481141
21c ; ;
>365 trader wouldn't let me stake a penny
>>66481064
Becoming more and more embarrassing by the day tbqh
euan on the floor
Euan an absolute DISGRACE
At least Bird was on
Agua santa goal when
Ignore them Euan. Your ROI is still good, this is just a bad patch.
Dont chase with anything stupid mate.
PMSL watching that PSG Womens game, they didn't even come close. How on earth Euan tipped that is BEYOND strange. What an odd little man.
euan stays taking L's
bubblegum bookies gone or what lad?
>>66481342
Is this English?
boavista up 1-0 at ht, lookin good. hope they can withstand the pressure.
>If I had £1 for every great change PSG have missed...
You'd have about £2 mate, I suppose you'd double your roll though.
Pmsl at Euan STILL thinking he can beat Asia
IMAGINE thinking you can beat asia whilst sporting a PERM.
Literally PERMa DAC
>oxford goal
yeah of course as soon as I get on Truro rball evens up then they eventually concede
remember why I stopped betting now
Bought shares in Levis based on the amount of jeans that must need replacing by people pissing themselves laughing in this thread
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35926848
Anywhere got this?
>>66481452
Just like with stock markets, you don't buy when the trend has reached its high
>>66481141
£1 lad.
It's weird I was only able to put 13p when it was 2500
>>66481450
pmsl
>he didnt get on g2 +2.5
TEARS
Tenerife B -0.25 feels like it has to be worth a small
Anyone else think Euan is shook by his new rivalry with Albania?
too much on this Bird tip, gone superlarge as a loss chase
>chasing on a fraud's tip
I know
>bird
Absolute fucking fraud. Hope he gets cancer tbqh
>>66481863
undoubtedly
>>66481892
got on -8.5 huge just now
shaking
>>66481892
Done the exact same.
Now all I feel is >>66481893
Melilla is worth a Small
-0.25 @2.150
Vistiors had to take a bus and then an airplane to come for that shithole town :)
Suprised Mackers didn't tip that.
>>66481916
>5/10 on -15.5
>5/10 on -12.5
>5/10 on -10.5
fugg heads gone
>>66481896
I got this too PMSL janny cant take all the NIBS
hope bird gets thrush tbqh the tit
What tipsters do people pay for on TT?
P M S L
>>66481957
pmsl you could say hes robin us with these tips
SOUTHEND
O
U
T
H
E
N
D
Bird is paid?
>>66481992
no?
>>66481982
he's such a tit tbqh
>>66481996
Guess you need to be following him to see tips then.
>>66481996
Do you have to follow to see his tips?
>>66481982
>>66481957
Eggcellent posts lids
need 3 more corners like air mates
this will cover my bird losses
>>66482060
forgot pic silly me
rball guy got the score wrong PMSL
>>66482070
got southend & btts @ 8.0 enhanced odds. they better not fucking choke now.
>>66482070
please lads
please
I dont do muggy doubles often
but pleeeeease
on my knees and praying
if there is a god out there
please help me
if this bird tip doesn't win then today is the worst day of the month. Absolutely devastated tbqh
Daddy of the year goes to.........drum role.........@euanpark
>>66482123
Pmsl should have ruined some early lines like I did
https://www.justgiving.com/Euan-Park2/
>1%
>>66482164
PMSL lad can't even get a good yield for charity
>>66482164
>£3
>donated by himself
PMSL
>BT started following bird
whoever you are you're a slug
>>66482159
What did you ruin lid
BIRD SURREAL
>>66482164
I am pmsl
>>66482164
kek
Kek
KEK
>>66482193
Not giving my edge away that easily
>>66482188
Excuse me?
IMAGINE not having stakes on U2.5, Boavista & Under, CS 1-0
>>66482216
Cant you read slug?
>>66482212
Oh grow up you big baby
>>66482228
Why am I a slug? Wasn't that hard to decipher was it, you autistic little fringe.
So when does bird go paid?
>>66482249
>wah wah
You're one pathetic little slug, just admit you're trying to be spoonfed like the greasy little sixth former you are.
>>66481525
nope
>>66482310
How can I be spoonfed BETS which have already won?
Get on Keith DNB, small @8.50
Forres Mechanics, have 10 men, and Keith just got 1 back
Worth a small punt
>>66482368
kek
>>66482368
pmsl
>>66482368
Fuck, ignore
Mechanics just scored a 4th
>>66482368
>dnb
PMSL they're 4-1 down with 20 to play
>>66482368
Oh dear, oh dear
>only on birds original tip
Genuinely feel sick, down so so much today. Maybe the most I've ever been down in a day. Head completely gone lads.
>there are people ITT right now who didnt get in on this >>66480370
pmsl
>>66482326
Because there will be value in future matches, you clueless little sociology student.
>>66482409
If I'm clueless how would I use this data to pre stake you waste man?
>>66482404
>on 15.5
they're going to win by 15 points exactly arent they
>>66482429
No, they'll win by 14. Haven't one a bet today and I got on -14.5. I 100% guarantee it
>>66482452
>one
>>66482452
they'll win by 15 so that Bird's ROI goes up while the amount of food on my table goes down. This happens every time, trust me
>>66482452
won one bet today* heads gone. Can't even type
Ty for the comfy ride, truro
>>66482452
Im on -16.5 and 15.5. It will be less than this for SURE
>>66482429
>>66482452
>>66482462
>>66482477
On -8.5 here lids
Might go and have a nice warm bath
The Truro miracle lives on to the next game. The £10 was a loyalty bonus. Going to have an army of femdom escorts if it comes in.
>>66482496
Which bookies have that marked? None of my 3 have it.
>>66482496
I dont have a penny on but it'd be fucking amazing if it came through, hope it does for you lad
>>66482496
No way you were allowed 25k in lays in total on that
>>66482543
Cringe
>>66482580
How could he edit it?
>>66482581
>wishing the best for you fellow anons is cringe
you must live an unhappy life, I bet you're DAC right now
>>66482534
Not a clue only got on from someone else posting.
>>66482580
trader sweatin lid. I think Truro has to win all 8 games left and hope the leader doesn't pick up anymore points so its pretty much impossible tbqh
>you'll never be as shrewd as TheWinnersClub
>>66482496
Cash out
>>66482368
Unlucky
Finished 3-4
Scottish Highland league is better for O2.5. Look at recent results
http://www.highlandfootballleague.com/Fixtures/
Not many markets available though
>>66482618
Yeah 2000/1 was too long but still very, very unlikely to win. If they win all their games in hand they will still be 6-9 points behind with 4 games to play depending on what Maidstone and Sutton do with their games in hand.
>>66482620
he's really not shrewd, saved by last minute goals all the time and his luck will run out. Doubt he'll hold a +20% ROI in another 10-20 tips
I've been getting on them anyway though, nice to have a lotto shite winning streak once in a while
did this game not run ?
>>66482795
Did I forget someone?
>>66482795
bet should be a winner
>>66482815
>drinkwater
i am PMSL here, he was TEZ last night
>>66482815
Wilshere at evens is better, Ox worth a go at 5 too. Rest look well priced
>>66482815
Walker @1.66 is free money
Clyne was tested at LB last night. Walker will be backup/starting RB depending on Rose's fitness
lots of great games to bet on in brazil. looking forward to ending this day with profit.
>>66482850
Too injury prone for me to include him. Going for the ox though.
>>66482866
Included.
>>66482874
Can you do an accy of these?
>>66482815
How'd you get this market? Is it under Specials, UK?
NBA bets 4 tonight pals???
I'm liking Warriors -4 and Hawks -1
Need USL anon to post his bets to see if they match my ideas.
>>66482921
No, tried much earlier in the season.
Took Dier at 3.5 back then though. Tipped it here too but don't think anyone followed.
>>66483014
Yes, under specials. But not UK.
>>66482496
For Truro City to win the league, they'd have to win all their matches and have Ebbsfleet lose all theirs? They're so behind currently, I'm just gonna cash out if they win the next match
>>66483060
Don't like otnights games much desu.
St Louis + might be good but would want to watch it for a bit, doubt there is much if any value there.
Seattle might be good.
>>66483138
Those are the two lines I fancied too. Might try to stay up and watch them both.
>>66483166
I got a fucked up sleep schedule so I'll be here either way
>>66483134
Need Truro to win their last 8 games and hope Ebbsfleet get 2 points or less from their remaining 4 games. Ebbsfleets next game is on Saturday so the dream should be over by the afternoon :^).
>>66483188
Wait this isn't right I'm looking at it wrong.
>>66483203
PMSL NIBS
>>66483215
It's actually right. Didnt think BBC had updated the tables. >>66483188 <is right. Need Maidstone and Sutton to fuck up somewhere too.
Heads gone.
>>66483180
>that stiff body
Heart attack or aneurysm?
>>66483270
Just a seizure. Was out of hospital hours later.
Or maybe since it was his debut he was just shaking at the value in the USL
>>66483293
>shaking at the value in the USL
top kek
>>66483060
>>66483138 is not me, games are priced up same as my model so no bets for me tonight.
>fnatic losing
Fucking americans, even when they are not incompetent they end up being incompetent.
How far do the odds fall BT? Need to become Peter Webb
>>66483350
Might be two USL anons because I swear I wasn't rusing with that post and I was here watching, tipping and commenting on Saturday night, hence the webm >>66483180
>>66483362
Odds should drop once rehearsals start but the biggest drop will be after they qualify from the semi, given a good draw in the final they could fall to single digits.
>>66483362
>>66483404
Pretty sure the six figure man fancies it too, he's been putting down sums on Netherlands, Hungary and Malta to qualify
>>66483445
Spoonfeed me, what you and on and what odds?
>>66483484
He's on Netherlands to win the Eurovision.
He expects their odds to shorten when it gets closer to the event.
He will then lay the Netherlands for a few quid profit.
>>66483503
Is that his only position? What odds did he take?
Something funny Euan?
>>66483362
>>66483445
This is Netherlands to win the Euro's right? Can corfirm it's value, beating England proved our ability
>>66483517
>BT here. Lay Russia for Eurovision, back Sweden and back Netherlands to lay nearer the contest.
That was posted on the 27th. Think these are all good still.
>someone gobbling up that 8 quid before i got there
Decided I will be starting up a new tt every week until I get a run of 10 rball bets going. Then going paid. Tipping rball shite for a month then fucking off when the results drop.
>>66483545
UEFA so scared they didn't even put you in a group
>netherlands into 80 from 90
S M A S H E D
>when his ROI is below 20%
Still don't see how backing Sweden is anything other than TEZ tbqh. Song is awful.
heads gone
>if I had £1 for every great change PSG have missed
PMSL EUAN ALWAYS CRACKING JOKES EVEN WHEN DAC
>>66483631
wew
>>66483583
Imagine thinking we won't pull a Denmark '92 pmsl
>>66483555
THIS is actually a very real problem on TT right now
You know all those no-picture accounts coming in lately and posting dozens of (shite) bets a day? All the same guy
also why unders, lad?
>>66483545
1. You got lucky
2.it was a foul
3. no way was it a pen
>>66483672
About to be 2 guys ;)
Scrappy game midfield. Only one chance so far basically from ko.
>>66483672
You can avoid them so easily though, just don't follow anyone who doesn't have 25+ tips or hasn't been on the site more than a month
>>66483688
thanks, will probably watch myself and get on if there's a lucky early-ish goal
>>66483681
Dont forget it was our C team
arthursvans You've earned it! Count me in.
imagine.
>>66483688
here's another gem btw
>9 tips
>>66483749
>bin betting
Accuarte description pmsl
>>66483555
pmsl
why are you so angry?
just let the mugs lose their money
>>66483775
Chuckled
>5/10 for a lotto unders bet
Pmsl
>>66483749
>9 tips
o i am laffin
Really like the Wizards tonight famalam
>>66483749
list of people who are likely to be the same person
>TheCashMan
>TheCashKing
>ValueBets
>MoneyBets
>YoungMetro
>TheRealist
feel free to add if you see any others
suspicion based on lack of picture/quantity of bets with no writeups/slightly broken English/similar usernames (ValueBets and MoneyBets, TheCashMan and TheCashKing lmao) etc
>>66483781
Not angry. Just saying it is silly. Also ruins the reputation of the site.
>>66483803
>lotto
The stakes on there are proportional to my stakes. Trust me the staking system works.
We need a word filter on pmsl desu
>Linense on a +1
Ok
>Cruz down to @6
all coming together (^:
>>66483839
lotto chase*
I'm sure you have some world info supporting unders pmsl
>>66483857
My eyes pmsl
>>66483839
tihkn you need to take a walk pal, not even being sarcastic, can see youre angry after losing those last 2 bets, fear for you if this one doesnt come in .
>>66483839
You could filter posts including "pmsl" but you'd be missing half the thread.
Agreed it is overused though now, really needs to stop.
Looking forward to waking up and calling Euan a fraud for tipping ANOTHER Asian loser, night all x
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NEW
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>>66483917
>>66483917
>>66483917
