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Why is he so much better than Klopp?


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Why is he so much better than Klopp?
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doesn't rely on hugs
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Because he took a mid table team to consecutive Bundesliga titles and the CL final

No wait, that was Klopp
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He makes better pizzas
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He doesn't need a co-trainer to do the whole tactics stuff for him.
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because he realized that a team with the quality of Dortmund doesn't need to play le epic underdog meme "us against the rest of the world" Vollgasveranstaltung pressing machine
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>>66481594
Because klopp isn't very good. You should know this from liverpools current form
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>>66481674
>>66481722
>all those tactics
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>>66481594

he knows a lot of tactics
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he has a lot of tactics
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Tight Tommy Two-shoes fixed Mkhitaryan
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>>66481762
Napoleon, Guderian, Gustav II. Adolph, Wallenstein, Patton, Nelson, Moltke the Elder, William the Conqueror, El Sid, Blücher, Cortez, Pizarro ...

They ain't got shit on this tactilicious Turbo-Trainer.
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>>66481594
because he can into possession instead of muh heavy metal football
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>>66481804
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY WHY DO I KEEP LAUGHING HAHAHA AT THIS WHAT THE HELL DOES TIGHT TOMMY TWO-SHOES EVEN MEAN HAHAHAHA

THIS ISNT FUNNY YOU SHITBRAINFUCK EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD WEARS TWO SHOES (EXCEPT FOR POOR LITTLE NIGLETS AND >WHITE ARGENTENIANS AND MEXICANS WHO HAVE THEIR FIRST WARNING (ITS A THREE STRIKES YOUR OUT THING...CUT OFF ONE FOOT, THEN THE OTHER, THEN YOUR HEAD)) SO IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE! YOU CAN CALL EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING ON EARTH TWO-SHOES. TRY BEING UNIQUE YOU TRY-HARD FAGGOT

SO OF COURSE HE WEARS TWO SHOES! DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FUNNY. LIKE HAHAHAHA HE WEARS TWO SHOES. HOW FUNNY. YOU THINK YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY, YOU FUCKIN KIKE. HEIL HITLER, HANS! RIGHT?! THATS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR TWO SHOES, RIGHT?! PUT THEM ON YOUR HANDS AND HEIL YOUR FUHRER. JUST TAKE SOME SHOES FROM THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS FROM ALL THE GYPSIES YOU BURNT AND PLACE THEM ALL OVER YOUR HANDS AND DICK AND THRUST THEM HIGH FOR YOUR BLESSED LEADER. fuck you.

AND JESUS FUCK MKHITARYAN NEEDED TO BE FIXED GOD DAMN MAKE SOME SHOTS YOU ARMENIAN COCK. I WAS WANTING YOU TO BE GENOCIDED FOR AWHILE. FUCK
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Klopp will prevail next year

AT LEAST 2 trophies and a top 3 finish

Cap it lads
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>>66481988
Gundam looks so comfy in that pic it makes me feel comfy myself.
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>>66481804
>>66481988
>dirtmund customers

not even once
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Dunno if I would say he's actually better. Klopp worked with some insane limitations and formed very good teams. Tuchel then was handed said teams.

>>66481977
Shit is pretty boring though. They play like Buyern now.
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>>66482046
>Canadian Bayern plastic calling others customers

oh the ironing

>>66481738
it really just tells me Liverpool's team isn't very good
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>>66482067
wo sind Bayern bitte langweilig du homofürst?
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>>66482046
it's "Dirtmad shareholders"

foreigners baka
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>>66482148
Schnauze, Spast.
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Liverpool will beat dortmund but not win Europa
cap this
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>>66481594
>insulting our Kloppo

Wew lad
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>>66481594
Looks like Ajax from Memepool desu so i'm guessing he's probably got mutant superspeed powers too as proven by >>66481722
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>>66482183
>Liverpool will beat dortmund
Maybe, but not over two legs.
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>>66482067
>They play like Buyern now.
not true
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>Tfw going to Dortmund for the away leg

Should be great unless we get BTFO
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>>66481594
taktikal genius
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>>66481674
>>66481722
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>>66482250
2-0 at anfield
hoofball and bus park a 1-0 loss in dortmund
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>>66482291
No, it's very true.
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>>66481674
>>66481722
>>66482375
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>>66482384
>only conceding 1 goal to that Dortmund team over 2 legs

Doubt.jpg
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>>66482394
Like a conductor mad at his orchestra.
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>>66481674

This is my favorite tuchel webm for some reason
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>>66482416
as long as clyne is healthy and skyrtal fucks off they should be fine
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>>66481594
massive refball in Dortmund's favor
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>>66482657
t. >Schalke
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>>66482679
t. Ingolstadt
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>>66482393
nope

Bayern plays much slower than Dortmund. they have possession for possessions sake. Dortmund tries to crack open a team with their possession and then directly goes for goal
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