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What do you guys think would've happened if this guy suddenly appeared on your local team's stadium with a microphone, shouting meme chants he reads of a piece of paper?

For newfags/people that hasn't seen this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8

>the literal city of Seattle
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please stick to american sports, usa, sawker is nothing for you guys
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>not wanting to fight
>not wanting to win
>not wanting to be a seattle capo

wew lad
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We would fight and win.
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>>66477546
I wonder what happened with this guy.
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Why would fighting increase your chances of winning? If anything it would lead to more red cards, achieving the opposite outcome of what he would like to accomplish.

RETAINNNNN POSESSSSSIONNNN AND WINNNNNNNN would be far more effective.
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>>66477604
He got married recently and /sp/ spammed his online guest book with 'fight and win' and 'tsuuuuuuu'.
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the mic man gets jealous

http://www.redandblack.com/news/cheers-for-the-mic-man/article_f589c4ca-b61e-5596-af41-c52ed71fbbb1.html
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>>66477657
awww
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I'd beat the CRAP out of him!
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he would've gotten beaten up
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>>66477666
>mic-man gets a salary for shouting into a microphone

Since when did these things have anything to do with sports? I don't like to act like an ABM (anything but Murica), however you guys really fucked up your sport events.

>cheerleaders
>mic-men
>handing out chants on pieces of paper
>wanna-be """ultras""" in new york
>endless commercials during and in-between games

I'm probably missing plenty of others on this list as well.
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>>66477633
retaining possession is also not a given.

SCORE MORE THAN THE OPPOSITION AND WIN would be suitable however the 'AND WIN' may be made redundant.
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>>66477741
>cheerleaders

are fantastic

>mic-men

Real Madrid has a guy who shouts into a megaphone during games.

>wanna-be ""ultras"" in new york

They have those in London too

>endless commercials during games

Literally every soccer game has endless commercials during games, the ads are plastered on the front of the jerseys.
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>>66477567

Seattle sports fans are the worst in America by far, please don't judge us based on them. Same goes for "New York City FC" (Manchester City Jr), because that's just clueless Arabs trying to copy an already plastic fanbase from England and paste it in America.
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Most Americans are very uninhibited in social situations. Talking to people comes much more naturally to them than it does to europeans. Its actually something I respect lot about them.

BIG STRONG BRAVE AMERICANS PLEASE MAKE LOVE TO ME!
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>>66477764
>Real Madrid has a guy who shouts into a megaphone during games.

That's probably a capo, someone from the ultra community chosen by the ultra community to do it. They don't get paid and the clubs have no say in what he's gonna shout into that megaphone.
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We would cheer on with him. What, are you beta shut-ins so insecure that publicly showing a little passion makes you uncomfortable? LMAO what losers you guys are.
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>>66477741
Crystal Palace are our version of the MLS teams.

>Cheerleaders
>Wannabe ultras
>An eagle before kick-off
>Only wave their flags when the camera pans on them
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>>66477813
no he'd probably get beaten up if a dork like that they've never seen before acted like the capo
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He'd probably be twatted for getting in the way of the football.
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>>66477825
The "mauled by the tigers" Hull nonsense is easily English football's most cringeworthy shit.
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>>66477783
:3
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someone post the vid where he's being interviewed by a woman.
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FIGHT
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>>66478021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv4SpjMinlQ

Jen "Mueller" is his name, fake british accents is his game.

A very confused american.
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>>66478149
*her
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snzX9HbZs_k

>watch this
>semi-cringe through out
>thinking not the worst piece of garbagde ever made
>1:25

Sides are in orbit.
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>>66477751
>John Madden poster
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>>66478149
this is a good thing.
theres obviously something wrong with him, so if he didnt have this going for him, he would be shooting up a school or something.

just look at his facial expression
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>>66478149
>that accent

I'm cringe so hard every single time
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I sit in L1 at the KP, and i'm not being funny Jen, but if you started talking wank and doing that in L1, it wouldn't be the old firm to sort you out, it wouldn't even be the young rough kids.

But the darks, they would absolutely have your pants down. Don't you EVER try this shit at the KP do you hear me you cunt.
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>>66478232
how's his professional British accent anon?
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>>66477546
It's a long way down from the second ring.
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Only /sp/ could make a guy being a big fan and vocal supporter of his team a bad thing.
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>>66478149
>That chant in the background
Not
>CAN YOU HEAR THE TIMBERS SING, I CAN'Y HEAR A FUCKING THING OOOaooAOOaoao aAAHAHAHAHHH

Can you even swear at US football games? is it like the equivelent of letting off a flare in the PL?
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>>66478248
Pathetic.
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>>66478294
They sing "The referee is a wanker" before the games.
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>>66478302
>before the games
You've got to be kidding right.
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>>66478302
>wanker
>in america

God help us.

And before Amerianons get buttflustered I know you aren't unironically saying wanker anywhere else than here. If you do I'll bash yer fockin ead in.
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>>66478324
>>66478334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPwLncJDDss
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how embarrassing desu

fucking divegrass faggots
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>>66478348
Well played German bro, well played.

Welp, seeya /sp/, it's been fun.
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>>66478348
fucking kill me
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>>66478334
Honestly if there was a list of words Americans shouldn't use, wanker would be number one.
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>>66478348
wtf is wrong with these people, maybe I shouldn't have moved here.
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>>66478348
They really don't give a crud.
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http://youtu.be/eX-Cucf7nSQ

Why
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Someone would have glassed the cunt.
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>>66478348
>wenker
>not wankah
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>>66478431
Wait, is this real?

>score a goal it's really very simple
>put the ball into the net & we'll go really mental
They don't actually sing this do they?

who the fuck is Poku?
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Just so you guys know, we're not joking when we say that the majority of Americans don't give a fuck about soccer. And we're really not joking when we tell you that most of the ones who do are hipster faggots.

We're not trying to save face after an embarrassing loss or anything, the videos you see posted are an actual representation of the kinda people soccer has taken off with.
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>>66478348
This is why Soccer is never going to take off in America. This is fucking embarrassing & anyone who is not a complete shithead is never going to partake in something like this
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>>66478464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3BkZnZ9ml0

It's actually a real chant, the mad men.
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>>66478464
It's real. Poku is one of their player's, I think.
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>>66478491
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>>66478491
>freakin
You've got to be kidding me USA, explain yourself.
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>>66478491
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>>66478469
We're really sorry for doubting you, USA.
I guess some people just don't like football.
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>>66478439
Why not?
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>>66478440
This,
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>>66477546
he'll probably get glassed by some old bloke in flat cap and an overcoat
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VECHT

EN WIN
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>>66478469
This is true

Though I enjoy watching it (not MLS) but I keep it on the DL
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>>66478583
KÄMPFE

UND SIEGE
...
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>>66478294
Crossing the line upsets the tumblrs at games.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cq3RxseNNQ
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>>66478302
>>66478324
>>66478334
>>66478348
Those guys are Canadians
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtOCy22UfAA

Oh David Villa?
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>>66478569
>boss can you buy some more injury-prone center-mids this summer?

why not?
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>>66478469

Absolutely true. I went to a local >soccer pub to watch the WC qualifier last night and it is literally nothing but bearded, young stalin-haired 20-somethings struggling with their marketing career.
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>>66478623
And Hitler was Austrian, nobody cares.
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>>66478607
I just heard several renditions of this >>66478491
And in every one, they say "fucking" but silently, you know (maybe you don't) if you went to a game as a kid, maybe 13/14 and you were with your Dad or mum, and you were singing a song with a swear and you would say it silently because usualy you would not swear in front of your own parents? Yeah, they do that.

Perhaps not anymore, I rememeber a bus of school kids, mys be 11/12 max all singing "Chat shit get banged" for a good 10 minutes straight.
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>>66478469
i imagine it's like faggots who like nfl in europe they exist but they are in the minority and they are almost all hipster fags.
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>>66478627
>not posting I wanna Diskerud all night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvQk1hjwx58
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>>66478469
Hope you realise >we are just baiting you into making post's like this every single time. Everyone knows sawker isn't all that in the U.S.
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>They seperate home and away fans at MLS games
Literally why?
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>>66478652
"Supporters" groups in the US are all in some way connected to the team. In Jew York they pay the groups to not swear.

Shits fucked over here senpai
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>>66478623
>>66478348
I'm pretty sure I was at that game. I was like 12 at the time

They chanted it near the end of the game too because TFC were losing but it wasn't due to refball, only due to TFC being shit

I haven't been to a TFC game in a long time.
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>>66478691
why wouldn't they?who knows if they start to fight each other in desperate need for an identity
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>>66478710
They do that outside of the stadium.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tQwQNULxGY
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>>66478710
right, you don't want to buy the other team's capo a bear because he's demanding to get paid in dollar bills for his services.
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>>66478695
>they pay the groups to not swear
Embarassing.

>>66478710
They don't even seperate Yankees and Red Sox fans or any sport rivalry, yet they think seperating the DC United fans from the Philly Union fans is somehow worth it.

MLS should really go all out and have Ad breaks every time the ref blows the whistle.
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>>66478670
im crying
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>>66478754
One of these days I'll write a book about how fucking awful these people can be. I got season tickets to Union games and I've been to a lot of games on the East Coast and every supporter group is full of autists, faggots, and furries.
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>>66478831
I don't understand this 'supporters group' meme.
Sounds pretty shocking. Most English clubs have a Union or something, and those big enough to relive the old dark days still have shades of old firms.The old Leicester and Aston Villa firms are constantly fighting and being arrested, same for Coventry, there's others too.

But a supporters group?

Some clubs have long winded, threat fight songs they still use today which no MLS club could ever see.
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>>66478701
Thankfully its less embarrassing to be a TFC supporter/go to games these days.

Soccer fans in the US/Canada can definitely be cringe as fuck though.
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>>66478491

Make it stop!
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>>66478946
Don't you want to go f-freakin mental!1! anon?
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>>66478946
Just stop giving a crud, wanker.
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>>66478971
Only if they score a goal. Which is really simple if you think about it.
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>>66478491
"going mental" isn't even an idiom used here. I love soccer but I fucking hate soccer fans here. Makes it very difficult to enjoy the sport with other people
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>>66478971
>>66478983
>>66478988
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>>66478491
holy keks fuck my life senpai
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>>66478996
Anon, simple question really.
DO you belive that you can win?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60nLrzc8Zgw
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>>66478971

It's horrible to watch, I get sort of secondary embarrassment from watching things like that it feels horrible.
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>>66477567
shush

soccer is steadily growing and that wont ever change
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>>66479020
Are those girls Irish?
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>>66479020
I believe we can win, but I don't believe we WILL.

Also, what the actual fuck is this video
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>>66479053
I doubt it. They might identify as Irish though.

>>66479071
>Not believing you will win
>current year
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>>66479051
> soccer is steadly growing
Please stop this meme, it's not you autistic fag's just think it is because more fagots are wearing soccer related apparel
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how do chants start if they aren't planned
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>>66479172
I'd like to think most of them starts with a drunk guy at a pub pre/post game.
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>>66479142
>>66479172
Are you guys part of the American Outlaws?
https://www.theamericanoutlaws.com/
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>>66479172
If there's a moment of quiet someone will get one going.

There are various unwritten rules on who can begin though
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>>66478860
I think the whole supporter group thing started from expats starting fan clubs over here to watch their teams. For example their is a Celtic supporters group here in Philly.

MLS teams just used the idea and turned it into a big marketing thing, which is why you have so many meme groups across the country. Its a better way to market the sport here than the whole soccer mom thing they did in the 90s.

You have people who don't buy into that shit, and you'll get splinter groups who don't like hierarchy or capos or any of that lame shit, but most die hard fans belong to a meme group. Hell season ticket holders get discounts for being a part of a group so its encouraged.
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>>66479172
>not going getting pissed with the lads and singing along to dance music
https://youtu.be/vzL4nOrdJig
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>>66479214
This is arguable, really all it takes is the right kind of man to start it off at the right time.

I've stood with people that try and fail all the time, but there's 3-5 people I notice that kick off a chant like clockwork.

Usually it just happens when theres a few pissed lads together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SXmStJNY2Q
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>>66479172
don't listen to brits on this topic

in their stadiums they rely on someone getting drunk and then their chant lasts for 15 seconds, they all sit down, and the drunk guy recollects his courage for the next 15 minutes

not to mention I've never really heard brits scream hard while performing chants, it's all soft like italians
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Emerald City is a pretty cool name though.

They should make a Green Lantern Corps type of choreo. Like everyone showing up with green flashlights and letting them shine into the night sky or something like that. Or they could sell like little rings with their logo on them that shine green. Maybe even make a GL oath chant.

And then Columbus makes something Sinestro Corps related.

Shit, that would be fun.
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>>66477657
>this guy has a gf
>I still don't
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TKN6s0u8jg
me on the right.
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>>66479383
I can see this happening and its awful.
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>>66479412
I
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>>66479383
Yeah, they already have ponies and fake accents, why not add some capeshit while they're at it.
Fucking hell, man.
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>>66479412
Why?
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>>66479444
I BELIEVE
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>>66477718
I just wanna know why his eye sockets are so fucking dark... He looks like Uncle Fester.
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>>66479459
I BELIEVE THAT
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>>66479453
They already have meme shit over here like Star Wars night. Cape shit night sounds fucking horrible.

I guess it would be fun for the kids but the "ultras" would shit it all up.
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>>66479452
Nothing wrong with a little capeshit.

>>66479492
>Star Wars night
The fuck is that?
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>>66479481
I BELIEVE THAT WE
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>>66479531
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
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>>66479545
Showing your true colours America.
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>>66479514
Dumb meme marketing shit. It gets full blown autistic.
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He'd get merked in the first ten seconds of FIIIIIIGHT AND WIIIIIINNNN
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>>66479574
>Star Wars night
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>>66478431
>we'll go really mental
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>>66479514
>>66479574
Also other sports over here do it too. Some minor league hockey teams had Star Wars themed jerseys which I guess is cool.
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I believe America will fight and win
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>>66479172
>>66479362
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTEmlUWbTZ4
like dis?
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>>66479574
>it's real
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>>66479697
Please send help
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How can it all be so bad?
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>>66479741
Divegrass fans over here are all special snowflakes. The rest are spics and expats.
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>>66479142
>this much delusional denial

stay mad, fat fuck
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>>66477546
seems like the average beta european white leftist to me, they'd probably love him and get a refugees welcome chant going
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>>66479864
nah, he's one of yours, this shit is on you
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>>66477633
>He doesn't fight and win
Why do you think Lesta is top of the league lad?
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>>66479909
Meme magic is unstoppable
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>>66479898
he obviously doesnt rank la liga, just give him to the germans or english, im 100% sure his OTHER club is from one of those leagues
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>>66478149

>gives up on the british accent halfway through the interview
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>>66478149
>ooall rooiight saaoooo

Every fucking time
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>>66479051
>that wont ever change
you mean it will be steadily growing forever?
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>>66478491
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>>66480022
yes

soccer is malignant
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i love how this guy triggers the shit out of /sp/'s closed-minded, autistic, rednecks

absolutely guarantee he's gotten more pussy in the past year than literally everyone in this fuckin thread

stay assblasted tho bumping retarded posts like this
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>>66480322
You just bumped it nigga.
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>>66480322
His wife is a fatfuck, they legit look like siblings
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>>66480322
I was gonna reply but then i realised this was mediocre bait.
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>>66478652
>And in every one, they say "fucking" but silently, you know (maybe you don't) if you went to a game as a kid, maybe 13/14 and you were with your Dad or mum, and you were singing a song with a swear and you would say it silently because usualy you would not swear in front of your own parents? Yeah, they do that.
Fuck you just described the first time i went to match and they would sing about smoking weed and i was like dude i am so hardcore but my mom is right next to me should i sing or not
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>>66477546

We would all jump in and shout out with him in team unison
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>>66478491
lasted 5 seconds
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>>66479383

Yeah this could be fun
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>implying there isn't an announcer in Israel that chants like that but MUCH better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r51Ulpk1nW8

he is a probably a god
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PPPPUUUUGGGGNNNAAARRREEEEEE
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>>66480868
Based Sidi
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>>66480924
>>66480868
Is he the GOAT?
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>>66480958
the goat fucker maybe hohohahahahahh
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>>66478149
>that fake accent.

literally die.
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>>66478348
>not even inside the stadium
>ref nowhere to be seen
>wenker
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>>66481062
>implying we are fucking goats

go back to your sewer, rat
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>>66480386
>>66480418
>>66480423

>triggered
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FIGHT
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>>66482036
AND
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>>66480322
it's you isn't it
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>most "ultras" here are also drug dealers
>we are talking about south american drug dealers here

i'll let you do the math
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Make fun of him all you want. The simple fact is that he gets to go home every night and put his dick inside THIS. It makes me jealous just thinking about it. He spends the entire game, roaring his team on, FIGHT AND WIN. The Sounders fight at his command but sadly they lose. He walks home destroyed. He can barely even open his mouth to grab a bite of authentic Seattle artisan creme du cronut coffee creme.

Then he gets home and he moistens up his dry throat on this ones moist pussy. He screams into her pussy as he eats and puts his ear to it, the echo reminds him of the echo and the Wefelestadon, the Borussia Dortmund home field. That only drives him more. He licks and slops away at her pussy, the slippery texture reminding him of his favorite Bayer Mynchen player, Arjen Robpen, slipping between the hopeless Bundesliga defenders who are too distracted by the European atmosphere to even hear the ball crash past Mauel Neuer and into the net. He can barely contain his arousal at the taste of her pussy lips and slips into his natural British accent as he says 'Bloody hell mate, I am going mental for your pussy'.

She just giggles. She loves the way his thin lips tickle her down there.

He gets this every night while you virgins sit at home. Face it, he is the sort of man who soldiers would die for during periods of war. COME ON GREEKS. FIGHT AND WIN. COME ON SPARTANS. FIGHT AND WIN. COME ON SEATTLE. FIGHT AND WIN.
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>jest fan

He would get booed and pelted with plastic beer bottles
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>>66482511
>he gets to go home every night and put his dick inside THIS
are you saying it as a positive or a negative?
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>>66482511
god damn switzerland
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>>66482511
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>>66482511
i like how the names are wrong and Robben actually scores on his keeper 10/10
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>>66479051
Right now competitive video games are growing way faster than soccer. think about what that means for your "sport"
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>>66482511
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>>66482511
I'm dead
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>>66477764
>Literally every soccer game has endless commercials during games, the ads are plastered on the front of the jerseys.
they don't interrupt the game though. i never got this argument. the commercials themselves are easy to ignore, but not when they're interrupting the fucking middle of the game
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>>66482511

Switzerland going all out
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>>66477825
>hating eagles
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>>66480463
Made me chuckle you Chapecoense fucker.

Now i'm 24 I don't have a problem joining in the chants, but swearing is definitely encouraged between the men at football grounds. Honestly think most English supporting fans gain the respect of their father after they've joined in to a chant with a good swear.
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>>66482511
absolutely savage mi familia
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>>66480889
Fucking saved
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>>66482511
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o-5xWQEVzk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDv9PDIFOHg
Gotta give them credit for not destroying the entire baseball stadium with that jumping
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>>66478431

>songs not included on this list may still be sung during the game
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>>66483378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0iHt6rqjnk&list=PLoIiYPoCAsWFLmNlag-B9qLnKG5G_PwZg
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>>66482511
This is gold
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>>66478273
Here's your free reply
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>>66483458
Please stop, these are making me cringe.

They're like sea chanties for actual gay navy men. No wonder the I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN was penned by a Navyman cheerleader.
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>>66482511
Being a neutral country all these years, you gotta let some steam out.
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>>66478149
I've never actually watched this, I feel the cringe would be so strong as to rip me a new anus
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>>66483834
wtf is wrong with these '''''''''people''''''''''
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I'd yell WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA?! while throwing stuff at him.
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>>66482511
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>>66482511
Switzerland bringing the bantz
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>>66478294

this is as "crude" as american soccer fans will get. though to be fair i doubt half of them know what wanker means- it just sounds european.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPwLncJDDss
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>>66482588
>haha we dun even care lulz u mad euroshits? Kappa lol they are so mad
>average attendance of MLS games is higher than the averages of both the NHL and the NBA
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I call on any mexibros to r8 this SG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSbB5qmLxDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQb_0fqvwrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkiNe8jmruw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5iQGrHvNNY
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A friend of mine is like this guy, not an MLS fan but he so desperately wants to be English. He makes a point of only watching the Premier League and un-ironically uses British words and phrases. He'll say mate, banger, lad, cheeky, etc. In one of his tweets he even spelled it "shite" instead of just "shit". I also heard him correct someone on their pronunciation of the word "Premier", saying it the British way with emphasis on the first half of the word instead of the end like we do in North America. He talks about going to England and becoming a coach even though his highest level of play is high school. He's like a weaboo but for English soccer
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>>66483167
>>66483967
these are alright right?
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>>66478491
Orlando uses this but says 'fucking mental'

Also uses chants that only people from here would understand, like
>"THE REF. BELONGS. ON OBT."

OBT is a street in the ghetto in Orlando where all the fags and prostitutes congregate
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>>66483967
Isn't Houston the only team with actual Mexican fans?

Either way I like the horns.
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>>66477546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCK7PRWkzzA
I'd like to see him trying
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>>66483999
>a friend of mine

Just let it all out anon
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>>66483999
>going to england to become a coach

He'd have a much, much better chance in the U.S. Why would anyone think this is a good idea?
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>>66484038
Here's an example

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egTqr_DWfQQ
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>>66484043
Pretty much, I'm seeing more whites at the games, but damn its hard to compete with the Astros, Rockets and Texans.
They need more trumpets.
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>>66484056
I-I *sniff* I just want to play footy m8
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>>66484062
None of us do, good luck convincing him that though
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>>66483967
Ayyy that Dallas game was gold.
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>>66479362
>they all sit down, and the drunk guy recollects his courage for the next 15 minutes
Stop it Dejan, I can only kek so much
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>>66483960
NBA and NHL games are played in smaller arenas. But at least they're selling them out.
I went to an MLS game recently and not even a third of the seats were filled.
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>>66484273
Yeah I never thought this was a good argument. Besides the attendance figures are inflated by Seattle and expansion teams like NYCFC and Orlando.

Also where are you with those attendance levels, Dallas, Chicago, or DC?
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>>66484118

dat ass doe
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>>66478491
Do Americans even say 'mental' in that context?

Also, about the swearing; I read somewhere that if their swears get picked up on TV the team gets fined by MLS or some shit like that which is why they don't do it.
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>>66484548
No, "going mental" is usually always negative.
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>>66484548
Don't know about the fines, but Americans don't say "mental" in that context. We'd say "crazy" or "wild"
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>>66484548

no, never.
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>>66479020
Why was that guy framing his nipples towards the start?

You guys are supporting Hillary in the elections though right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF1GyLn9Wbg
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>>66482832
i think football is different in 1st world and third world, i see as a catharsis you know, so you can forget about stuff, about your work, and just scream at some dude, fight, drink beer, call out the left back that is going for a throw in.

but i feel like matches in spain, england, they are more "majestic", like a spectacle or something, more glamorous atleast.

this was the song i was talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsOOfQCyj2A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y70kMNozInY

no one likes us
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>>66484771
there's just nothing organic about any of the "supporters groups" songs. They just shittily repurpose existing songs that other teams use, because apparently that's how you're supposed to do it.

At least a few years ago the Metro/red bulls crowd had a hint of the NJ punk scene mixed in, but even that is completely diluted. I just wish one team had a truly unique culture attached to it, or something creative coming from the fans. There's nothing more insane than people giving fans shit for trying to start chants or not singing the planned songs. They have no idea how ludicrous that is.
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Some of my mates who've been to America have told me that the average American is so bad at football that they seemed godlike in comparison. Is this true or were they pulling my leg?

This seems to confirm it.

https://youtu.be/IlaiSC0x2hI?t=6m17s
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>>66484881
probably true, people generally stop playing here around 8-10 years old
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>>66484881
Probably true I haven't kicked a soccer ball since I was like 6
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>>66477633
get out of here brendan
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>>66484881
probably true, average american can't see the ball past all their fat
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>>66484881
probably true, americans simply can't grasp the concept of running
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>>66484881
probably true, englishmen are brave and lion-hearted
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>>66482713
>ruining an awesome bird of prey's life so it can be your shitty teams mascot
absolutely shameful desu senpai
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>>66484915
>>66484943
>>66484956
>>66484963
>>66485006
Is this the birth of a daring new meme?
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>>66485062
probably true, Americans like making new memes
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>>66485034
Why do they always look so angry?
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>>66485062
probably true, you don't see so many people force a phrase without it transcending simple prose
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>>66483967
>Wearing a Barca shirt to your shitty American local teams game

Major cringe.
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>>66485093
bald
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>>66485093
cuz they want to be flying up high scoping prey n shiet nigga
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>>66484065
>That pitch, that stadium, that chanting
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>>66485062
probably true, you never know when a meme may come to life
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>>66484677
>Why was that guy framing his nipples towards the start?'
He's gay.

That video, mate.
>all women
>deaf translating a chant
>not actually knowing the chant
Unreal cringe.
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>>66484771
>Brazil flag
>Canada flag
>France flag
WHY
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>>66485208
decent chance those people are from there (lots of MLS fans are immigrants/ex-pats)? Maybe supporting the players from those countries? my best guesses.
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>>66483834
>lower right corner.
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>>66484771
DELETE THIS

>>66485208
>>66485229
Nationalities of the players.
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>>66484733
Fuck train stations after games are mental.

Would not class Brazil as third world though, I went to the WC saw some good games, met nice people, saw some nice areas. Like all countries there are shit holes, but really Brazil isn't all that bad from my experience before and during the WC.

Favourite chant and feeling from the WC was the Argentinian fans just singing the shit out of this non stop on the train, even the Croatian slags sang.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEMfkQTnEhA

They did this fucking everywhere, proper authenticity from the SA fans at least.
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>>66484771
>w-we don't care!

Then why go out of your way to make a chant and a fucking movie to prove it? Insecurity at it's best.
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>>66485297
all the people recording kinds of ruins the charm desu
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>>66485243
>>66485229
Makes sense, no wonder nobody likes them.
>I have literally no source to back up this """""fact"""" that nobody likes them, probably true.
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>>66485338
I guess, but it's kind of the fixture at all entertainment in
>current year

I've never taken a picture or recorded a video during the match, I've never gone for a piss during a match, i've never waited in line for a shit over priced burger or pint at half time either, and the only time i've ever left early was in 90+4 stoppage time Stoke City away because of the fucking A50.

Bad habbits.
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