Perfect Player
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ITT: We make the perfect football player with parts of others.
Like:
>Head:
Memedane
>Face
Becks (For the media)
>Brain:
Xavi/Cruyff
>Neck
Huth
>Pecs and abs
Penaldo (for the tsuus)
>Arms
Kahn
>Butt
Hulk
>Benis
Ballack
>Legs
Ibra
>Right foot
Ronaldo
>Left foot
Messi
So this is what you do instead of looking for a job?
>no Hair
Gomez
Autism
Messi goes in all fields
>>66476725
Lunch time, m8
>glasses
edgar davids
>>66476731
>drink
sprite
>Personality
Zlatan
I'd definitely rather have Bierhoffs neck.
>nationality
english
>fingers
Adam Johnson
>>66476896
maradona's hand and AJs fingers a goat
>Penis
Makelele
>left knee
batistuta
>right knee
ronaldo
>>66476725
How do you search for something that doesn't exist.
>Penis: Ballack
Por que?
>>66476955
I'd give him a scholes dick. Not a micropenis, but not turning any heads whatsoever. Nothing for him to take pride in, minimal distraction.
He has already been made
>>66477493
>its the brazilian howedes dickrider again
>Rating
Grosskreutz
>>66476721
>Benis
Scottie Pippen is the only answer.
Basically Garincha
>>66477641
probably get a liver from someone else tho
>>66477712
james milner's liver
i think hes teetotal
or yaya toure's
Soccer is kicking a ball into a net
