USA U-23 vs Colombia U-23 Olympic Playoff match thread
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It's 1-1 on aggregate right now as the series move to Texas
Starts in 30 bings on ESPN2
They're gonna blow it, aren't they?
Is this thread kill?
>>66468979
Everyone's having fun in the other thread. Regular USMNT just went up 4-0 on Guatemala.
>>66469121
Faggots
Jordan Morris gonna get exposed real good tonight lads.
Poolisslick should be in this one instead
>>66469138
Its your turn now maricon
>mfw a Colombian overdosed on baking soda
Colombia is a nice country
>>66469235
He should
>mfw a Colombian tried to mess with Texas near me
>>66469121
Well played guys you all deserve that win
>>66469231
Why do you have to type this in this thread and the Guatemala thread faggot
>>66468979
IT hasn't started yet. Does it start in like an hour?
BTW USA-Guatemala game just ended.
>>66469256
He tried to litter?
stream where?
M I A Z G A
>>66469307
ESPN2
>>66469265
Pulisic is the true youth hero
>Asà forma #FCFSub23 vs @ussoccer: Bonilla; Palacios, Mina, Sánchez, Machado; Barrios, Celis; Roa, Quintero, MartÃnez, Preciado.
>4-2-4
Time to park the bus
>>66469265
He isnt wrong, Morris hasnt even scored for Seattle.
Oh look
It's nothing but Colombian fans
Great choice US soccer
>>66469354
>dat space for juicy counters
juicy
Why the fuck is Moreno commentating?
Not one American was available?
>>66469382
I went to a Colombia vs. Venezuela match in the Georgia Dome years back, it was fucking amazing. Cheap tequila shots lined up by the 100s on the concession counters, the fans were all awesome even though my buddies and I were the few who spoke english. Got drunk as fuck with a buncha brownies, it was a good time...
>>66469425
but Colombians and Venezuelans are enemies.
#meettheblacks
>>66469416
Lalas works for fox sports now
>>66469259
Thanks Guatemala man. You deserved your win on Friday.
>>66469480
They couldn't bring in a guy?
>>66469452
It was all very civil, I was expecting some bad shit to go down. I guess everyone is buddy buddy during a friendly. I doubt it would have been the same in one of those countries though.
>>66468816
i came in here ready to post this image and throw around some harsh meme arrows
but this might be the first lineup in the klinsmann era that i 100% agree with
>>66469382
It's just Chicano scum bandwagoning whoever plays the us
how does the US Olympic team compare to the world cup team?
Pizza Hut Park is the worst SSS in America
>>66469554
>Agreeing with Morris on top
Consider suicide.
>>66469256
>posting a picture of Chile
Colombia is black as shit. I thought it was a white country?
It is just me or does that guy look like Steph Curry?
>>66469610
But it's one of the best high school football stadiums in America, so shut your whore mouth.
>>66469654
this desu
Streaming the game on weebcrew.moe ...On my phones connection so might mess up sometimes ;-;
>we are going to be eliminated by the gringordos
>>66469637
Nothing wrong with that, Texas and Chile are eternal bros.
>>66469601
U23s play a better style than the older guys.
btw Paraguay is beating Brazil 1-0
Piscis a shit, our gringo overlords will fuck us up.
>>66469610
Whats wrong with it? I've never been there.
>their captain is literally a trap
>>66469761
Probably the fact it's in the middle of the nowhere
>>66469705
hahahahahaha wtf
>Matt Polster
I-is he related to former Austrian striker Toni Polster?
>>66469761
nothing
it's based and fairly brand new
>>66469728
>Braz-one-nil
>>66469759
I like your cocaine and women.
>>66469784
We also still have an active communist party
>>66469783
It's not in the middle of nowhere, but it is in suburbia, about a half hour from downtonn Dallas without traffic.
>>66469425
>>66469528
Bretty sure that was Mexico and Colombia
t, I was at that game
Strap yourselves in
>>66469818
yeah, so do we 2bh
>>66469818
Other than the FARC?
Look at how small that stadium is. Hahaha
>>66469654
>entire school districts use the same few stadiums in Texas
Weird tbqh. I can't imagine growing up without my own High School Stadium.
>>66469858
>20,500 capacity
>>66469818
you mean FARC? or a political party?
That fucking trumpet. The real MVP
IT'S PAYNE
yo quiero que gane el Trumpo
>>66469854
I wish, I want to murder some Marxists desu
>>66469888
M8, there's stadiums in ALABAMA that have 100k+ capacity. 20.5k is a joke, though understandable for a sport with such a small following.
DOG BLESS AMERIGA
>>66469834
Just looked it up, you seem to be right. Jesus, I never misremember things. Blame the Tequila I guess. Either way, it was a great time. Thanks for the correction though, I'll edit the ol' memory bank.
>>66469854
Communist Party USA has been a meme since the Cold War ended. During the Cold War, it was a wannabe Fifth Column. Even the KGB never took them seriously because they quickly learned that everyone involved were bourgeois second-rate intellectuals.
Marxism hasn't been a serious force in American politics since the Great Depression.
>home game
>there are more colombians
>>66469924
TX high school ball, m8
it's just not a priority to have shit loads of garbage ets to sell
what part of the bus station are you all from?
I'm a lifelong /busparker/ here. My dad parked buses, my grandpa parked buses, I sexually identify as a parked bus.
>>66469959
They're there to build wall
>>66469938
>yfw the CP hasn't put up a candidate for a presidential election since 1988
>>66469814
And you're right in doing so friend.
>>66469960
>*seats to sell
>>66469856
>>66469889
An actual political party, FARC will probably merge with them once the peace treaty is signed
>>66469924
Alabama should focus more on fixing itself than pretending to have gone to college just to support an amateur concussion ball team.
Hello, where is the Zelalem?
>>66469984
Wouldn't participating in an election be hypocritical?
THAT FUCKING TRUMPET
HORVATH
O
R
V
A
T
H
>>66470003
I dont even think Rangers are playing him anymore.
>we will never score: part 2
>>66470034
They aren't unfortunately.
When is Arse going to sell him?
>>66469998
Wait, you mean those delusional faggots at JUCO? They make as much difference as a homeless junkie shitting on a bus station.
>>66470026
> i don't know what communist means
>>66470026
Yes
Welcome to America
please place your hands on the back of your head and spread your legs as wide as you can
>>66469924
>there's stadiums in ALABAMA that have 100k+ capacity.
For college football, which has the largest stadiums IN THE WORLD.
Dallas moved into this stadium out of the Cotton Bowl and the Crew built their own stadium instead of playing at the Shoe (100K+)
>>66470003
Warming a bench in the Scottish second division
>>66470026
No, as long as you stop having elections once you win one.
Depends on what flavor of Marxism you follow.
>>66470041
>sell him to MLS
the dream is dying yet again
>>66470034
What happened? He played pretty regularly the first half of the season
Hope he gets a chance like Iwobi
>this team is our future
>>66470081
At this point they need to sell him to Italy. He's not physical enough for ENG/SCOT
PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
>PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
>PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
>PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
>PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
>>66470120
>Italy
>not physical
Narcos was pretty good. Netflix it if you have the chance.
Oh my god, look at these dipshits fumbling over each other.
>>66470146
It's not, you get touched, you fall down, Pirlo scores the free kick.
>>66470167
Yea, this is pretty ugly.... Just watched the World Cup squad look awesome and concise and dangerous. Then this comes on. Ouch.
>>66470151
>tfw I will never be a corrupt politician fucking a glory-hunting Columbian reporter
There's no way in hell the US isn't getting BTFO in this game. Why am I even watching?
>>66470167
these kids our are future
>>66470098
Thought Arsenal was going to this season, pic related is one I took in the Emirates locker room this past summer
>>66470206
Because Columbia is hilariously inept at tapping goals in.
>>66470190
Their main playmaker was in Columbus getting cap-tied
>>66470151
It's fucking awful if you actually know colombian spanish. We had our own series a few years ago and it handled him a lot better.
>>66470212
Learn to grammar.
C´mon murica I´m with you, My sister is american so I´m with america, besides I prefer Juan Valdez than Starbucks
this is some diarrhea-tier soccer
u17-WC tier desu
>>66470151
But anyone who has Netflix should watch the 2 seasons of Daredevil first
>>66470206
>30 shots, 0 on target
>>66470202
Silver or lead, /sp/?
>>66470231
I don't, obviously. Just like most Spanish speakers can't tell the difference between British and American English.
>horn
>>66470250
Is the quality of your team determined by how white it is? James was a meme, but still a good meme
inb4 USA: one shot on target one goal
>>66470243
>capeshit
>>66470118
its horrible if you know any kind of spanish
bunch of gringo speak
>>66470292
WE BENNY BALL UP IN THIS BITCH
>>66470292
pls dont
>>66470292
Its the American way Pablo
>>66470280
No, Faustino was good and black af
guys help, i can't find either of these teams on my bracket
Jesus Christ
We're gonna lose
No fucking way >we win this.
WHAT A SAVE
FUCKIN SAVE
>>66470243
How is the Punisher in that? I'd watch that just for him.
Let's be honest. We all know how this match will end. Colombia will be incompetent the whole time, and be unable to get a shot on target, despite numerous opportunities. It will still be 0-0 going into the last five minutes, and then some spic will take an obvious dive in the box, which the ref will buy because he is corrupt, and award a penalty. 1-0 Colombia final.
Why even watch?
>>66470300
>I refuse to believe a broad genre that's been around for 80 years has produced anything worth reading or watching
Hrm.
>>66470367
He is, he's fucking based
>Horvath
Lads I've found the solution to the Howard-Guzan question...
>>66470376
This.
Its inevitable
>>66470376
>inb4 this post gets dozens of (you)s in an hour and a half
>>66470379
It hasn't done anything that isn't better elsewhere.
>>66470396
Just wait for Hamid to be healthy, if that ever happens
ded
>>66470376
I'm only here to witness Morris officially be shit for three months into his professional career.
>Brazil
>>66470367
His character beats are very much Ennis's Punisher, but without the old-man aspect because it's his origin. He's perfectly handled, in my opinion
>>66470419
OK, kid
Bullshit chant on national television confirmed.
>wee-oo wee-oo
> report report
>>66470451
Me too, I hope he rides the bench in Seattle with nasty hipster chicks who don't know who he is around him.
He could be in Germany fucking sexy blondes
>>66470445
This. As a DCU fan, that nigga is literally the reason we've been relevant these last couple of seasons.
>soccer players trying to look tough as if they're about to fight
nigga plz
>>66470504
Everyone knows, we've seen the image
>elbow guy in the head at full speed
>only a yellow
So that's an american highschool stadium, huh?
Say ameribros, how many of you had that fun highschool romance that you see in so many tvshows and movies?
Anyone think we might end 1-1 and go to extra time?
>there are people in this this thread RIGHT NOW that dont know the difference between a trumpet and a trombone
>>66470541
I can see that happening, with Columbia pulling through
>>66470534
i had the fucked-up one you see in indie movies where the girl cuts herself and betrays everybody just for shits and giggles
>game getting chippy
this can only get better
>>66470534
Nope. But I did fingerblast a bunch of chicks in my 91' MR2. Also lots of skateboarding.
>>66470475
Yeah, that's what I thought, /co/fag.
>>66470460
> golf is only going to be one event
what the fuck
>>66470534
That mostly happens to us in college, not in high school
>>66470534
>tfw lost my virginity to a 7/10 5'0 blonde
Guess that counts. Not as romantic as the Hollywood movies though.
>Arriola being a good sport
>Negro being a pussy and staying on the ground
I'm disappointed in your monos Colobia
>>66470569
This.
started out like the main stream shit then cutting and anorexia and all that shit
Listened to Elliot Smith to complete the picture
Why is Colombia so full of flopping niggers?
>>66470534
I had a couple. I actually dated the best girl I ever dated in my entire life then. She's married now and lives in Alaska. I miss her
>>66470636
the answer is in your question
fuck these hispaniggers
>>66470636
Its part of their culture, flop or die m8
>>66470534
>3dpd
>>66470504
What up DCbro
At least Birnbaum played well in the USMNT match today
>>66470625
Elliot Smith and Morrissey. The soundtrack of teen-girl-angst.
WHY DOESN'T THE REF CARD THESE DIVING NIGGERS FOR SIMULATION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
>>66470572
>dat gif
>tfw John Harkes felt so guilty about Escobar he cheated on his wife with Eric Wynalda's wife and got dropped from the national team
>>66470713
Hes also a spic, watch out for their own
>>66470625
> Listened
give him another listen, he's much more poignant and depressing when you're a jaded adult
>>66470475
>His character beats are very much Ennis's Punisher
That's nice to know, Hitman in a show when? :^)
>>66470680
is flopping by american athletes a form of cultural appropriation?
captcha: STOP SMOKE TREE
>>66470231
Yeah Wagner Moura is Brazilian and you can tell. He tries and does the "Plata o plomo" and "si o que" verbal cues but he has a portugese accent in spanish.
>>66470659
Will you keep posting about this?
>2016
>not wanting to date light skinned Colombian women
GOD BLESS AMERICA
boo
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
>>66470744
never stopped listening
sometimes i watch his drunken shows on youtube
:(
>>66470756
Is a Preacher show (AMC) still happening? Maybe then
AHHHHHHHH Fuck.
can't believe it took this long. this shit is bad.
NEGROOOOOOOO
semen slurping sport
It's over lads, America has fallen.
THEY FUCKING SCORED
THEY FUCKING SCORED
THEY FUCKING SCORED
>>66470764
What do you wanna know? Or do you mean to say that I have posted this before and its annoying? I haven't actually ever spoken about it here if that's what you mean.
the most amazing thing from Colombia are their cheap drugs. Man I cannot believe it. Our dealer was some old lady selling candies in the street, I felt almost like in a all you can snort buffet.
Torn with morbid curiosity, I stuck my head head round the cabinet to see what they'd found. The governor and head were look flabbergasted down at the floor, where broken glass and a mixture of red and white stains surrounded a creature. The most terrifyingly erotic creature I had ever seen. About 4 feet long, it was built like a tank. Rippling muscles wound round short stumpy limbs, tipped with razor sharp claws the length of an average man's penis. I stipulate a human man's penis, for claws the length of this brute's phallus would have been almost impossible to conceive of. As it levered itself up on its forelimbs I glimpsed beneath its belly a member the likes of I have never seen. Gently uncoiling itself, the thing could have easily reached 6 feet fully erect, but as it was the beast was content to leave it flaccid, to an end I was about to find out.
fluky, undeserved goal
tricked
>AMERICLAP DEFENDING
What do Colombian women say when they're getting fucked? Their accent alone turns me on
goodnight senpaitachi
>>66468668
Do people actually care about U-23?
> our back line will suck in five years
> our back line will suck in ten years
> our back line will suck in 2037
>>66470700
>2D trash
>Miazga
>watching Brazil x Paraguay
>switch back to this
>goal
Welp, I saw it coming I guess
>Memeazga defending
>>66470815
While it looked slow and lazy to begin with, a savage gleam in it's eye told me to hit the deck. I flung myself to the ground as the lithe beast reared to it's full height. Arms up, it's phallus shot out like a cobra, knocking the governor down with a clean blow to the head. He fell awkwardly, landing neck first on the cold concrete floor with a sickening crack. With unbelievable dexterity the tip of this unearthly being's penis twisted and came back around, around the torso of the headteacher.
I had never seen true fear until then. As the sloth, for now I realised what it was, wound him in wrapped in it's penis, I could hear the Head muttering prayers and psalms under his breath. Blood was beginning to pool round the head of the governor, his limp form crumpled against the wall. I knew what was about to happen, and I did not want to look. I turned and began to run, the gargled screams of the headteacher following me as I sprinted down the hallway.
It had begun...
thats it, mates
>>66470824
JES JES JES
>>66470811
My bad. I think I got you and your story confused with someone on reddit
Literally shit tier defending
HOW IS THAT NOT A SIMULATION CARD?
>>66470798
>Is a Preacher show (AMC) still happening?
Yeah, but I guess as much I love Hitman, Tommy is just too good for this world.
>>66470831
Since we're losing now, not at all.
Fuck. Maybe someone can dive and get a Colombian sent off.
>>66470879
Ouch. Insult to injury. I don't use reddit either. But fair enough, it's probably a pretty unremarkable story really.
>>66470813
Where were you buying anon?
>>66470824
>hijueputa, que rico
>>66470770
>Spanish women
>come in all skin colors, all sizes for high test fags, degenerate fags, etc etc
The best women in the world.
>>66470849
I turned back into the classroom, I had to warn someone. The door was already open, and a wall of stench hit my nostrils. A scene of utter carnage was laid out before me. Miss Rose had been cleaved clean in two. A solitary piece of intestine was all that held the two pieces together. Child brains decked the walls, blood spatters reaching the ceiling. And over it all, all the debris and all the wreckage, was a thin film of sticky white. I was too young to know what it was then, but I do now. It was my first encounter of a slothe-slaughter and by no means my last. It wasn't even my last that day.
Now I am used to this, but not then. I was a nine year old kid. My knees weak, I dropped to the ground. A hand went over my mouth, and dragged me back. I looked down at it. Brown, hairy, 3 long claws. I vomited, sick dripping through the claws. I thought it was the end, and blacked out.
Sorry, guys.
I wish we both could go to the olympics.
>>66470534
>with a 14yo tittymonster
>>66470922
>Americans
>Diving
Good one.
If anything Miazga's going to make a hard tackle and get sent off
This team is shit and doesn't deserve to go to the Olympics.
Anyone else tired of this fucking retard commentator on ESPN2
>>66470824
I-I wouldn't know.
>>66470932
top kek
>>66470958
Yes.
>>66470922
Whatever happened to those guys? Dead in a drug deal?
>Redditcocks
HAHAHAH
why don't the americans just kick the ball into the net?
>Jordan Morris
Who Colombi/a/ here?
>>66470958
>its an english guy narrates a USMNT game
i fucking hate ESPN for this. Are they trying to force a culture or something?
>llook British media we have strong British commentator talking about our team please send over more semen on the Mayflower
>>66470936
Agreed. Something for everyone.
>>66470994
>German
>these cringy cheers
Are we even gonna get a shot?
>>66470979
Oh he's shite too, but I'm talking about Alejandro Moreno, the Venezuelan guy who seems to be shilling pretty damn hard for Colombia
>>66471047
I doubt it.
>>66471013
man, no. you ever try listening to an american call soccer? it's fucking woeful
espn understands there's some shit we're just not good at
Our U23 squad is so trash
OLAY OLE OLAAAYY
>>66469600
>the hunchback missed it
Is there away goal rule in this? If so then one more goal and we're set.
>>66471047
>Americans
>not shooting
>>66471062
KEK
>>66471110
yes, and you're already set
>>66471055
But he's right. Our team is a dumpster fire.
Honestly just waiting for the trumpeter to play When the Saints Go Marching In at 12 different tempos consecutively again.
>>66471067
At least, everytime they shoot is a gol; the problem is >you only have a shoot per match
>le can't keep possession men
>>66470992
I just saw their twitter and they have tweets from this month.
>>66471111
quads kek/10
>>66471047
Yay we got one
>>66471111
Is that a Columbian trying to crime-check the US?
We look small and slow. You try to go with more technical players but they lack the quick reactions and decision making. Poor coaching at youth levels. There's really no difference makers on this team, no x-factor. Morris is OK but nothing from the midfield. And by the way, Wil Trapp is vastly overrated. Not sure why Acosta is constantly played at either fullback position when he's a d-mid.
>>66471167
>a shoot
Hablas bien mogolico
>>66471055
It's funny cuz he's Venezuelan
>>66470932
We stayed in some hostal in Bogota, near the Plaza de Bolivar. Near there in one corner of the plaza one guy from the hostal introduced us to this old lady. You saw her in she could pass from any grany, man. I spent three days high.
After that we departed to MedellÃn, there the drugs were a litte more expensives but the whores were very beautiful, we concluded our trip on some town inside the montains near Medellin (i forget the name). Really quiet and beautiful. You have a great country with endless fun possibilities.
>>66471185
TOPKEK
>>66471169
It's the curse of the Anglo-Saxon tbqh.
>MEH
Andreas Herzog has suddenly died and you've been named U-23 head coach. What do you tell the lads at halftime?
That dive.
>>66471242
You suck. Go home.
I know Colombia is a strong team but I'm struggling to find anything positive from our players.
Are we completely devoid of talent right now?
DED NIGGA DED
>>66471242
FIGHTTTTTTTTTTT
AND WINNNNNNNNNNN
>colomdive
>>66471192
THEY DIDN'T WANT IT ENOUGH
LAST ONES IN, FIRST ONES OUT
NO INTANGIBLES
ETCETC
Why do teams that play murderball always dive?
>>66471253
>I know Colombia is a strong team
kek, >our team is shit
Incoming blooter
>>66471242
Win it for your coach, who literally just died.
>>66471318
The problem is the coach
DIVE
I
V
E
>>66471295
You answered your own question.
>>66471253
>I know Colombia is a strong team
this is u-23 we're talking about.
it's not.
heh. paul what?
NO SALPOQUEN PUTOS colombiANOs hijos de reputisima madre de mierda
>>66471364
build wall
Our best hope is to dive like the spics and get two or three of them sent off. Maybe we could create an attack if we have extra dudes.
>>66471336
8/10 speech
>>66471353
Compared to ours?
>americans
>>66471318
Your standards are much different from ours.
Keep in mind the GOAT American is Landon fucking Donovan
>>66471364
el chicANO
God damn we suck
>>66471343
Piscis Restrepo is a football genius
man, what kind of job does this residence inn guy have?
colombibros, my buddy is getting married and wants to go to cartagena for his bachelor party, is this a good idea? will we get kidnapped by narcos? will we bang lots of colombian grills? any suggested places to visit?
>>66471401
>Columbians
>>66471428
>Azteca Salta Murus
>>66471453
>Cartagena
Only if you want to bled money, go to some paisa city if you want easy pussy
>>66471455
>making fun of america
Nice try, jalapeno
>>66471517
my buddy works in finance and has tons of money he has more money than sense and most of the other guys going are also rich fucks who love to burn money
price is no object
>>66471453
>mfw I have never been in Cartagena
just stay in the touristic part of the city, the rest is really really shit
for woman go to Medellin or Cali
full of easy whores
>>66471517
>paisa city
Do you want him to get murdered?
>>66471453
We will bang lots of underage girls
and not he will not get kidnapped by narcos, Cartagena is safe enough
>>66471525
>columbians
>post a picture of a mexican
>>66471455
Not even close. This, are Colombians...
>>66470824
no no no por favor dios no gordo gringo esta picho muy bueno mi husbando no puede saber
>>66471545
Well, good for them, Cartagena is a shitty city, really shitty, besides the touristic parts
>>66471582
>quickmeme.com
>>66471620
meme.
>>66471582
Columbia is another name for America. And he meme texted with a jalapeno pic, you jejeje breather.
>>66471570
Hey Medellin is a lot safer now
How do we fix the US Under-23 team?
>>66471617
but we are tourists, thats the point
im asking about the tourist parts
>>66471687
green cards
>>66471632
>Even blacks
>>66471517
I thought paisa was mexican slang?
So we all believe that we will win here, right?
>>66471698
Go to the historic city, the only good part, the beach is shit, literal shit, and don't be a retard
>>66471727
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paisa_Region
>tfw Colombia looks beautiful but I dont wanna get robbed
Final outcome 1-1. I'm calling it right now. Get ready for disappoint.
>>66471727
That's how we call our jews
>>66471759
You won't if you don't act like a retard and be gaudy
>>66471788
check'd and kek'd
>>66471759
I was there for last year vacations. It was a nice experience. A lot safer that Brazil i think.
DAT NIGGA JEROME IS ON
>Paraguas 2 - Brazucas 2
>>66471788
you mean effeminate pussies who are best known for their nigh-unintelligible accent and cocaine domain.
>>66471878
fug, malas noticias para nosotros
>>66471922
>Basques
What the actual fuck
>>66471932
What? we are 5 now
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
PUUUUUUUUUUUUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JUAN PABLO MONTOYA is my favorite colombian
>>66471915
And the best sluts
>>66472002
He's so underrated here in Colombia.
>>66472002
He choked out of that Indy title last year like a bitch though.
>>66471976
>be me
>sister invites me to see my five year old niece play in her soccer game
>be sitting in the stands
>goalie sets up for a goal kick
>yell "ayyyyy putooooooo!" because i thought thats what you do at soccer games
>get arrested
>registered sex offender
>not allowed within 500 yards of a school or park
Fucking Quintero
Acosta sucks
Columbia is significantly less white than Argentina
why wasn't that a red card?
>>66472036
unfair double points races system.
lol @ this fat colombian with frosted tips
>>66472082
Every country is significantly less white than Argentina.
Miazga is slow as fuck.
>>66472002
People hate him here because he said he always plays for himself and his country is in second place. I for one am ok with this, it's not like you play in a world cup or in a team.
Been following him since he won CART in 1999 and I was a little kid. GOAT Bogotan in any sport for all I care
>>66472153
He's the next John Terry lad.
>>66472002
Jose Quintana is my favorite Colombian
AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA
OWN GOAL
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>colombia
HOLY SHIT THAT KIDS GETTING SHOT WHEN HE GOES HOME
Nice, an own goal.
Dunno why that remind me Escobar's owngoal.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA PUTO
HE DED
>the cartel of Colombia
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Fucking hell
Ayyyyyyyy
ESCOBARRRRRR
PUUTOOOOO
GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL
USA USA USA USA
LOL OH YES
>dat goal
>history repeating itself
Better change your name and move to a new country, kid
WHO ELSE IS TRIGGERED BECAUSE OF ESCOBAR 94
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>>66471210
kinda late to reply but prices are pretty much the same, maybe they took advantage of u and charged more but usually its pretty fucking cheap and easily available
medellin has a lot of chill places to do drugs
also lol at the own goal baka desu senpai
USA USA USA
What the fuck was that?
MY SIDES
>TGOAE
>>66472247
Is this nigga gonna get killed, then?
>they really scored twice
WE /ESCOBAR/ NOW
>>66472250
>>66472246
Nah, Escobar got killed because he was an idiot, not because of the own goal.
ESCOBAR 2.0
>Own goal in a match played on United States leaves us out of an international competition
Not the first time it happens. Are we always destined to choke in American soil?
who said we actually need to take shots to win
also >we
>>66472277
>tfw re-watching The OC
>THE CITY OF ESCOBAR
>>66468668
Tickets were only $10 and first come first seat basis.
Was it worth it?
J U S T
U
S
T
ALSO RIP THAT GUY
>>66472247
It does in that he'll be dead within a week
>0 shots, 1 goal
gg wp
Yikes
RIP young man.
why do we keep forcing the Quintero meme?
We're so shit Colombia has to score for us
>>66472338
recently did this. Can you believe that poor son of a bitch jimmy cooper lost $4 mil?
>>66472338
I don't know you, but can we be best friends?
>>66472306
Freedom t.b.h.
>>66472316
Nope, the drug cartels don't exist anymore and the drugdealers here aren't involved at any level in soccer or sport.
>>66472334
Oh shit, It's happening.... again
>KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA >KEKLUMBIA
NYCFC'S BRAVE KHIRY SHELTON
When the Quintero meme gonna end?
>>66472247
>It was an own goal
>Made by a defender
>Against United States
>In a match played in the United States
Shiiiieet
>Shelton
Are we really that desperate?
>>66472418
>>66472373
>>66472338
GAYS NOT WELCOME
>Jordan Morris out
EXPOSED
Remember Ameribros, if they score again we are still fucked if we tie it.
Which US city has the cutest colombian expats?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
YES, GOAL!!
WHY ROGER MARTINEZ WASN'T IN THE FIRST GAME GOD DAMMIT
FUCKING GOOOOOOOALLLL!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
Jueputa gollllll nojoda
Well that's game. No way the US gets 2 more goals.
Ruh-roh
>>66472421
Yes
Are you serious?
OGRE
G
R
E
well thats it gg wp
down two goals now, we're fucked
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Lmao gg fuck this shit ass team
GET FUCKED AMERICA
3 GOALS
G
O
A
L
S
FUCK
>Losing 3 - 2
>Need to score 2 goals now or we lose
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
Well, at least we won against Guatemala
COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA COLOMBIA 3 - 0 USA
>3-0
THE CITY OF AMERIKEKS
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP FAMI
PARKER GET DOWN
BTFO BTFO BTFO
BASED ROGER
The dream is dead.
Olympic tourney is shit anyways
>ESCOBAR'S REVENGE
Lads, it's over now. We don't deserve to go to Rio. GG Colombia.
Because the Cancer Restrepo
Ogre
Time for murderball
>>66472448
>ever thinking Morris was anything remotely approaching "good"
gg Colombiabros, you guys deserve it more.
>mfw 2 more ogs incoming
;_;
colombia deserves it desu
Are all these Colombian fans actually from Colombia? Or are they traitors?
>>66472540
Tell that to the city of Seattle
So, which 3 older players would you guys take to the Olympics? I have no idea which players would be willing to miss the Copa America for that.
>tfw 99% sure we're not gonna come back but would feel gutted if I stopped watching and we came back
>>66472571
tell that to everyone whos been clamoring for him to start senior games over jozy for 2 years (one of those two dudes scored today)
>>66472558
there are more colombians than amerikek in the USA bruh
Man Piscis just makes me lel
He's a shit coach and yet he finds a way to win from time to time
He's our very own Louie Van Laal
>>66472558
probably expats, bro
GOL
>>66472589
This is what being a sports fan is all about m8.
I
I BELIEVE
>you are now watching the X's made by each player's shadow
>>66472587
isnn't that one really good guy Colombian? He plays in Spain I think...Radamel Falcao?
>>66472587
J. Rodriguez, T. Gutierrez, S. Perez
Based coke bros making me money. Best South American nation, luv u
shit niggas, basketball at rio is where it's at anyways
>>66472587
Falcao, Vladimir Hernandez, and Ibardo
>>66472615
MEMES
E
M
E
S
>>66472658
kek
A- At least our women's team is good desu
>>66472658
Yeah, I think that might be Falcow's last chance at redemption, he'll surely go to the Olympics.
>tfw we will have Dybala, Correa, Batalla, Icardi and Mammana for the Olympiads
It won't be fair
time for an implosion. yay
>>66472693
No one outside USA gives a fuck about women's football
>>66472587
Aguilar, Ibarbo and Falcao. Obviously not my first choices but I doubt any other better players would miss Copa America.
If Falcao becomes ded again then Teofilo
>>66472644
And we love you too, anon.
>Dos goles de Bacca y Roger
Porque la costa produce los mejores delanteros?
>>66472726
This. I cannot bring myself to care about women's sports even though they are good
>>66472746
>valenciano
>falcao
>teo
>iguaran
>>66472739
Aguilar is ded again
>>66472755
You and literally every person on the planet
>>66472746
Asprilla is the best ever and he isn't from there.
I just want the Weeknd to score
Not gonna lie... That Shelton dude is pretty good looking. N-n-n-o homo.
Also, he just muttered "fucking bullshit" on national tv which is neat.
This is fucking hilarious
Get fucked
Just got home from work. Is there away goals rule in this?
FUCK OFF
THAT'S A FUCKING DIVE
FUCK THIS GAY SPORT
KILL YOURSELF DIRTY CHEATING SPICS
>Semen slurping sport
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
Just game you didn't heff to be mad
here we go ice the game
What a shitshow haha.
this is preposterous.
That faggot colombian gets on his knees, then fucking dives down to the ground from his fucking knees. jesus christ, i love soccer sometimes... but sometimes its pathetic. Fucking flopping faggots.
this match can't end soon enough
>>66472825
yes
fucking dirty spics always cheating
How do you get a red card within 25 minutes of coming on? How can you be that bad?
That might be the worst sports call I've ever seen. Faggot ref, get fucked.
>fans are chanting "Fuck you, ref!"
hahahaha
>>66472792
>the USMNT loses
>mfw I see comments along the lines of "If only they had the heart of the Women's team!" or "the Women's team would have won"
>>66472828
>>66472833
Like a clockwork
Jesus Christ what a pathetic performance
Please stop
Even world best players do it, watch Neymar, i even hate people who fake hits and kicks...
that was unfair.
Lol this ref completely lost this one
US coach needs to be fired though. He doesn't have control of these players
>>66472850
>>66472828
>All this tears
He was fucking asking for that card ages ago
>>66472862
did you see the replay? it was a fucking dive
>>66472882
why do they allow it?
Make a new thread, lads
ahahahahaha
holy shit, fucking nigger flops after chimping out on Gil and Gil gets a red
ARE THESE COLUMBIANS MADE OF LICORICE? THIS IS THE GAYEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN
>>66472895
>Ages ago
He came on literally 5 minutes before and got 2 yellows.
Look at that spic faggot. Let them play for fucks fake, if that faggot wants to be on the ground, let him flop around like a faggot. Look at that queer flop his feet like a 5 year old. Jesus christ, fuck this gay sport. I'll stick to FIFA for fucks sake. Shit is so beautiful to watch sometimes, but so fucking bad sometimes.
This is why no one likes spics
Is Moreno actually worse than Twinkman
Columba has some pansy ass players
Move bitch get off the pitch... My sides
>This mexican faggot color commentator riding the dick of anything counter USA
>hurr I'll defend play acting
Can we at least break someones leg?
MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
Colombia will win this, but this kind of behavior is fucking disgusting and should be embarrassing for them.
>literally getting carried off for a non-injury
What a faggot
>>66472906
The game is already over. Do you really think this thread will 404 before we finish talking?
Shit, we are playing without GK
>>66472938
Yes, he's a fucking retard
JUST
>move bitch
>get off the pitch
Hahahaha that flopping faggot went to get up right away from the stretcher when they brought him off, but the trainers were like holding him down so it wasnt so obvious he faked that shit.
and an opportunity lost. I'm salty.
what in the fuck was that supposed to be you dumb little shit?
MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
Who is this Mexican commentator?
He literally hates the American team
>>66472899
The rulebook (sorry if this isn't the word) doesn't allow faking but the referee has to judge that situation in seconds, that's because not using technology in soccer games until this year and next year.
Remember human make mistakes, same happened with us in WC with Brazil but that was more of the environment and a possible brazil elimination.
>free header
>puts it 10 feet wide
>>66472955
This guys is pissing me off so much
>>66472955
>eees part of the game
This is awful and shouldn't be watched by anyone
I can't even watch this shit, it just makes me angry. I don't know how anyone can defend that this behavior is acceptable.
This semen slurping sport isnt for me
>>66472986
tbqh he doesn't look like the kind of player that heads the ball much. Should do better but I understand it.
>>66472955
ESPN commentary is awful in every game I've seen
Gotta be honest with you that was an unfair red card
Jesus..... These spics fucking suck. This is disgusting. And the brownie in the booth supports this. Jesus.
LOVING ALL THESE FREEDOM TEARS AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHAHHAHAHA
Alejandro Moreno is actually, unironically worse than Talyor Twellman
>>66472983
Ref has been told multiple times by everyone that the negros are diving. On him completely for fucking the game up this much
>Get stretchered off
>Run back on at full speed
Holy shit this fucking sport bruh
>>66473000
>>66473000
It shouldn't be acceptable and the excuse that "this is how the game is played" is a terrible defense
I like Moreno, but not when he's the token spic on an international broadcast. You dont see univision have a token gringo or anything, so i dont get it.
Moreno knows where he bread is buttered, hes the latino guy, when mezico plays hes pro mexico. Im sure he could care less as hes actually venezuelan but he has to do what he has to do
I always feel like Spanish speaking countries are more likely to flop and cheat which is sad that they only do that to win against tougher opponents.
Refs need to start carding dives much more
It's the only way to stop them, that and time wasting
Guys, I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
>>66473046
or better yet, post game reviews and bans for diving
Listen we didn't qualify but at least own goal guy isnt gonna get killed
>>66473070
This, NHL does it.
>>66473061
Have you tried being more un-American? I've heard that makes the dick go down easier
>>66473070
>>66473070
Ha like that is ever going to happen
LGTSS
>POOSA
>>66473032
You will always be a dirty spic
I know all those dives are annoying af but damn, all your tears worth them
>>66473099
>Getting scored on by Jordan
>>66473033
And thats a fucking low bar considering Twellman has been hit in the head so many times he's literally donating his brain to science.
So if USA loses there's no way we qualify for the Olympics right ?
>>66473106
That's fair. I'd be enjoying this too if I was Colombian.
>>66472983
I'm a ref for highschool games, I know when players are faking it. this ref is fucking bullshit and you know it
>>66473118
This is the last match of Olympic qualifying
>>66473037
That happens in every match anywhere, i'm not justifying the referee, the red card was unfair, last 10 years the players discover that "acting" give them a advantage because of the referee is influenced by the environment.
Really it is a shame that this match turned out like this.
(And sorry if i made some mistakes while typing this)
For the record, Moreno is Bolivian. With that said, his commentary is totally idiotic.
Colombia has been much better for the entire match t.b.h. >We don't deserve to win at all.
>>66473113
>scoring NO GOALS against Colombia at home
>>66473070
MLS is the only league I know of that does this
>>66473000
LMAO
M
A
OAML
So dive too?
P A I D O F F
HOLY SHIT AHHAHAHAHA
2 RED CARDS
T W O
W
O
ANOTHER RED CARD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
REFBALL BULLSHIT
>>66473100
YOU WILL LOSE IN THE BEST AND MOST RELEVANT SPORT
ANOTHER RED CARD ,CRY HARDER PLS
Ayy lmao why don't we just fist fight?
Oh shit, that red was actually legit even if the other one wasn't.
>>66473133
>last 10 years
>MEMEAZGA
>Miassga
ayyy
D I V E
I
V
E
That was a fair red card to bh
Ref discovered snorting colombian cocaine after the game, given by team.
>spic commentator not excoriating his fellow spics for diving
Fuck this gay earth.
>>66473176
Also, fucking this. Just fuck this up and let's go anarchy mode.
>>66473129
The environment isn't the same as a professional match, like i said i'm not trying to justify the referee, the red car was unfair.
>5 minutes
BY WHAT FUCKING MEASUREMENT?
>>66473186
>last man
>pulled his shirt
>dive
>>66473041
>excepting subhuman banana-niggers to be able to act like respectable human beings
top kek. I don't really blame them, though. When dad's a coke pusher and mom's a prostitute, life can be pretty hard. Also sucks to be a country that's 100% black when the world is so racist.
Just send these dirty spic fucks back to their shithole already
>tfw it was a dive
>tfw he deserved the red card anyway
The city of Chelsea
I'm starting to enjoy this too much
>>66473194
You know who did this?
Miazga
>>66473208
who gives a shit, its 11 on 9
>>66473194
The players would be publicly shunned, probably barred from US play, and struggle to find jobs professionally.
But they should.
>>66473219
>The Energy Drink of New Jersey
>>66473196
a ref that gets influenced by the environment of a game should not be a fucking ref
>>66473213
how do you fall forward when your jersey is pulled back?
>>66473171
What are you bragging about? Colombia only one one tournament ever and that was back in 2001.
Also, the olympics is a glorified youth tournament, and Colombia won't even win that either.
>>66473215
>>excepting subhuman banana-niggers to be able to act like respectable human beings
Well that's why you're down to nine men
>>66473215
>excepting
Went full dyslexic. I obviously meant "expecting".
>>66473208
sorry, >we want another goal
>this fucking game
>>66473178
Sorry, mistake, last 10 years the amount of acting by the players had rised so much.
Jesus dude we get it.... You don't fucking like USA soccer. Chill the fuck out. Why is there an anti-american announcing this game for ESPN? Christ.
All I want to see is some US player stomp down and break a spics leg
>>66473213
i didn't say he shouldn't have been carded
it was just a faggy dive
>>66473215
My comment was more directed to the dumbass commentator who is defending the antics of the Colombians
>>66473235
Its called momentum, that thing that they teach you at highschool.
>>66473268
The entire world is anti-american
>>66473235
Was the inertia and the pull both made him fall
>>66473215
HAHAHAHA THESE TEARS ARE DELICIOUS
ALL THESE AMERICANS CRYING OMG
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Does the own-goal guy still get murdered even though Colombia won?
I don't know the laws in third world shit holes.
Who is the announcer so we can spew shit at him and say we'll vote to Trump to build a wall to keep his ass out?
>>66473302
>>66473308
>Tears
You got Memeazga sent off and exposed Memeis, It's a great time desu.
>>66473309
>I don't know the laws in third world shit holes.
You don't have to know their laws, just your own.
How embarrassing.
>>66473309
Nah he'll get threatened at best
Is there any point of watching that Copa America bullshit? Isn't the diving going to be twenty times worse?
>>66473309
CRY HARDER
Poor gringo GK
>>66473302
If you think my tears are delicious, you should try my semen. You'll only need to work 7 years to purchase one of my loads.
>>66473309
For god sake, NO.
>>66473309
No, the cartels died when Escobar and the narcos of Cali died, we have criminal gangs and a 2 guerrillas but not more cartels
Fucking diving monkeys
>>66473323
Australia is so damn cucked by spics it's unbelievable
WE JJOO NOW
>>66473333
Quads of truth
What the hell is going on in this thread?
>>66473309
He is from Millos, he has suffered enough
Well that was easy
>>66473357
>colombia
>no cartels
Living in imagination land are you? Dated a colombian girl who went back home often, told me it was dangerous because of all the problems they have
>>66473359
Tough talk from a guy with fifteen spic housekeepers.
>>66473394
Literally didn't even make sense. Go off yourself :^)
>>66473394
>tfw Gengis Khan fucked your country so bad you can't bantz anymore
>>66473386
We don't have cartels anymore senpai he was right we have some shit scum like any other country and 2 guerrillas, but we don't have cartels, las Farc are the one who sell cocaine to Mexico and USA, we are even if you don't believe it as shit as we where 24 Years ago
What the hell is going on
>>66473386
There ARE drug cartels. Just nowhere as big as the Medellin or Cali cartels back in the day.
>>66473334
>NO GOALS AT HOME
>TWO RED CARDS
>ENDLESS STREAM OF TEARS
NEVER THOUGHT THIS TUESDAY NIGHT WAS GOING TO BE THIS BASED DESU
>>66473418
We aren't*
>>66473405
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_the_United_States#Race_and_ethnicity
>16.3% Hispanic or Latino
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_American_Australians
>0.91% Hispanic or Latino
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>66473448
G E N G H I S
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It's OK USA you're going to win a shitload of other Gold Medals anyway
it was one of the easiest games i've ever seen and i'm not joking, wanting to blame your loss on a couple of dives is straight pathetic
>0 shoots
>ZERO
>NOTHING
>NOTHING AT ALL
>>66473489
But you still fucked it up?
>>66473426
delet this
>>66473448
Also:
>The population of Australia is estimated to be 24,040,200 as of 29 March 2016.
>50,477,594 Hispanics/Latinos in the USA
>mfw there are twice as many spics in the USA than there are people in Australia
>>66473471
>unironically latching on to a forced Poland meme
M I G U E L
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>>66473506
>being this butthurt over a Polish meme
>Getting Genghis Khan'd
:^)
>>66473418
Of course we still have drug cartels, The Farc aren't the only one moving drugs and we are still one of the biggest producers of drug in the world
Its a day like today, that makes me want to vote for Trump
>>66473386
It is difficult to explain, i personally don't consider Colombia is a dangerous place to live (even americans come here as volunteers to teach or living here) but if this country goes like it is today, i have no hope on it.
If you're an average people you won't have any problems maybe you'll get robbed (sadly if you're unlucky) but that's all.
>>66473518
>2 AMERISPICS FOR EVERY AUSTRALIAN
GONZALEZ KAKA'D
>>66473489
so true
its hilarious how they parked the bus, fucked up, WE fucked up and they parked the bus again
USA is so laughable in futbol
>Caracol can't stop bringing up Barcelona '92
Do they even remember we got rekt by Spain, choked against Egypt and couldn't win against fucking Qatar?
>>66473572
>Getting triggered this hard over some Mongolian
Are you part Genghis Khan yourself lad?
>>66473563
There's even a bigger problem.
Corrupt Government.
But Colombia has so many good this that i still love my country. it is a beatiful place to live.
>>66473426
my fucking dick, nice
>>66473610
>getting triggered this hard by the Hispanic majority in your """""""""""""country"""""""""""""
GONZALEZ'D
>>66473649
But I'm not triggered fellow Khan. You should come and teach the Gonzalez' how to break down a wall
>>66473522
>Believing the news
>>66473563
you can get robbed anywhere desu. I've heard from a few places that if you stay in a well-trafficked area of bogota you might as well be in any major city. I'd guess if you stay with the right people in more remote areas and don't make a scene its fine too.
Seems like a really beautiful, diverse place, I'd love to go.
>>66473522
Cocaine is the only drug produces in big quantities in this country.
