It's 1-1 on aggregate right now as the series move to Texas
Starts in 30 bings on ESPN2
They're gonna blow it, aren't they?
Is this thread kill?
>>66468979
Everyone's having fun in the other thread. Regular USMNT just went up 4-0 on Guatemala.
>>66469121
Faggots
Jordan Morris gonna get exposed real good tonight lads.
Poolisslick should be in this one instead
>>66469138
Its your turn now maricon
>mfw a Colombian overdosed on baking soda
Colombia is a nice country
>>66469235
He should
>mfw a Colombian tried to mess with Texas near me
>>66469121
Well played guys you all deserve that win
>>66469231
Why do you have to type this in this thread and the Guatemala thread faggot
>>66468979
IT hasn't started yet. Does it start in like an hour?
BTW USA-Guatemala game just ended.
>>66469256
He tried to litter?
stream where?
M I A Z G A
>>66469307
ESPN2
>>66469265
Pulisic is the true youth hero
>Así forma #FCFSub23 vs @ussoccer: Bonilla; Palacios, Mina, Sánchez, Machado; Barrios, Celis; Roa, Quintero, Martínez, Preciado.
>4-2-4
Time to park the bus
>>66469265
He isnt wrong, Morris hasnt even scored for Seattle.
Oh look
It's nothing but Colombian fans
Great choice US soccer
>>66469354
>dat space for juicy counters
juicy
Why the fuck is Moreno commentating?
Not one American was available?
>>66469382
I went to a Colombia vs. Venezuela match in the Georgia Dome years back, it was fucking amazing. Cheap tequila shots lined up by the 100s on the concession counters, the fans were all awesome even though my buddies and I were the few who spoke english. Got drunk as fuck with a buncha brownies, it was a good time...
>>66469425
but Colombians and Venezuelans are enemies.
#meettheblacks
>>66469416
Lalas works for fox sports now
>>66469259
Thanks Guatemala man. You deserved your win on Friday.
>>66469480
They couldn't bring in a guy?
>>66469452
It was all very civil, I was expecting some bad shit to go down. I guess everyone is buddy buddy during a friendly. I doubt it would have been the same in one of those countries though.
>>66468816
i came in here ready to post this image and throw around some harsh meme arrows
but this might be the first lineup in the klinsmann era that i 100% agree with
>>66469382
It's just Chicano scum bandwagoning whoever plays the us
how does the US Olympic team compare to the world cup team?
Pizza Hut Park is the worst SSS in America
>>66469554
>Agreeing with Morris on top
Consider suicide.
>>66468668
>>66469256
>posting a picture of Chile
Colombia is black as shit. I thought it was a white country?
It is just me or does that guy look like Steph Curry?
>>66469610
But it's one of the best high school football stadiums in America, so shut your whore mouth.
>>66469638
>>66469654
this desu
Streaming the game on weebcrew.moe ...On my phones connection so might mess up sometimes ;-;
>we are going to be eliminated by the gringordos
>>66469637
Nothing wrong with that, Texas and Chile are eternal bros.
>>66469601
U23s play a better style than the older guys.
>>66469638
it is
btw Paraguay is beating Brazil 1-0
Piscis a shit, our gringo overlords will fuck us up.
>>66469610
Whats wrong with it? I've never been there.
>their captain is literally a trap
>>66469761
Probably the fact it's in the middle of the nowhere
>>66469705
hahahahahaha wtf
>Matt Polster
I-is he related to former Austrian striker Toni Polster?
>>66469761
nothing
it's based and fairly brand new
>>66469728
>Braz-one-nil
>>66469759
I like your cocaine and women.
>>66469784
We also still have an active communist party
>>66469783
It's not in the middle of nowhere, but it is in suburbia, about a half hour from downtonn Dallas without traffic.
>>66469425
>>66469528
Bretty sure that was Mexico and Colombia
t, I was at that game
Strap yourselves in
>>66469818
yeah, so do we 2bh
>>66469818
Other than the FARC?
Look at how small that stadium is. Hahaha
>>66469654
>entire school districts use the same few stadiums in Texas
Weird tbqh. I can't imagine growing up without my own High School Stadium.
>>66469858
>20,500 capacity
>>66469818
you mean FARC? or a political party?
That fucking trumpet. The real MVP
IT'S PAYNE
yo quiero que gane el Trumpo
>>66469854
I wish, I want to murder some Marxists desu
>>66469888
M8, there's stadiums in ALABAMA that have 100k+ capacity. 20.5k is a joke, though understandable for a sport with such a small following.
DOG BLESS AMERIGA
>>66469834
Just looked it up, you seem to be right. Jesus, I never misremember things. Blame the Tequila I guess. Either way, it was a great time. Thanks for the correction though, I'll edit the ol' memory bank.
>>66469854
Communist Party USA has been a meme since the Cold War ended. During the Cold War, it was a wannabe Fifth Column. Even the KGB never took them seriously because they quickly learned that everyone involved were bourgeois second-rate intellectuals.
Marxism hasn't been a serious force in American politics since the Great Depression.
>home game
>there are more colombians
>>66469924
TX high school ball, m8
it's just not a priority to have shit loads of garbage ets to sell
what part of the bus station are you all from?
I'm a lifelong /busparker/ here. My dad parked buses, my grandpa parked buses, I sexually identify as a parked bus.
>>66469959
They're there to build wall
>>66469938
>yfw the CP hasn't put up a candidate for a presidential election since 1988
>>66469814
And you're right in doing so friend.
>>66469960
>*seats to sell
>>66469856
>>66469889
An actual political party, FARC will probably merge with them once the peace treaty is signed
>>66469924
Alabama should focus more on fixing itself than pretending to have gone to college just to support an amateur concussion ball team.
Hello, where is the Zelalem?
>>66469984
Wouldn't participating in an election be hypocritical?
THAT FUCKING TRUMPET
HORVATH
O
R
V
A
T
H
>>66470003
I dont even think Rangers are playing him anymore.
>we will never score: part 2
>>66470034
They aren't unfortunately.
When is Arse going to sell him?
>>66469998
Wait, you mean those delusional faggots at JUCO? They make as much difference as a homeless junkie shitting on a bus station.
>>66470026
> i don't know what communist means
>>66470026
Yes
Welcome to America
please place your hands on the back of your head and spread your legs as wide as you can
>>66469924
>there's stadiums in ALABAMA that have 100k+ capacity.
For college football, which has the largest stadiums IN THE WORLD.
Dallas moved into this stadium out of the Cotton Bowl and the Crew built their own stadium instead of playing at the Shoe (100K+)
>>66470003
Warming a bench in the Scottish second division
>>66470026
No, as long as you stop having elections once you win one.
Depends on what flavor of Marxism you follow.
>>66470041
>sell him to MLS
the dream is dying yet again
>>66470034
What happened? He played pretty regularly the first half of the season
Hope he gets a chance like Iwobi
>this team is our future
>>66470081
At this point they need to sell him to Italy. He's not physical enough for ENG/SCOT
PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
>PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
>PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
>PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
>PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
>>66470120
>Italy
>not physical
Narcos was pretty good. Netflix it if you have the chance.
Oh my god, look at these dipshits fumbling over each other.
>>66470146
It's not, you get touched, you fall down, Pirlo scores the free kick.
>>66470167
Yea, this is pretty ugly.... Just watched the World Cup squad look awesome and concise and dangerous. Then this comes on. Ouch.
>>66470151
>tfw I will never be a corrupt politician fucking a glory-hunting Columbian reporter
There's no way in hell the US isn't getting BTFO in this game. Why am I even watching?
>>66470167
these kids our are future
>>66470098
Thought Arsenal was going to this season, pic related is one I took in the Emirates locker room this past summer
>>66470206
Because Columbia is hilariously inept at tapping goals in.
>>66470190
Their main playmaker was in Columbus getting cap-tied
>>66470151
It's fucking awful if you actually know colombian spanish. We had our own series a few years ago and it handled him a lot better.
>>66470212
Learn to grammar.
C´mon murica I´m with you, My sister is american so I´m with america, besides I prefer Juan Valdez than Starbucks
this is some diarrhea-tier soccer
u17-WC tier desu
>>66470151
But anyone who has Netflix should watch the 2 seasons of Daredevil first
>>66470206
>30 shots, 0 on target
>>66470202
Silver or lead, /sp/?
>>66470231
I don't, obviously. Just like most Spanish speakers can't tell the difference between British and American English.
>horn
>>66470250
Is the quality of your team determined by how white it is? James was a meme, but still a good meme
inb4 USA: one shot on target one goal
>>66470243
>capeshit
>>66470118
its horrible if you know any kind of spanish
bunch of gringo speak
>>66470292
WE BENNY BALL UP IN THIS BITCH
>>66470292
pls dont
>>66470292
Its the American way Pablo
>>66470280
No, Faustino was good and black af
guys help, i can't find either of these teams on my bracket
Jesus Christ
We're gonna lose
No fucking way >we win this.
WHAT A SAVE
FUCKIN SAVE
>>66470243
How is the Punisher in that? I'd watch that just for him.
Let's be honest. We all know how this match will end. Colombia will be incompetent the whole time, and be unable to get a shot on target, despite numerous opportunities. It will still be 0-0 going into the last five minutes, and then some spic will take an obvious dive in the box, which the ref will buy because he is corrupt, and award a penalty. 1-0 Colombia final.
Why even watch?
>>66470300
>I refuse to believe a broad genre that's been around for 80 years has produced anything worth reading or watching
Hrm.
>>66470367
He is, he's fucking based
>Horvath
Lads I've found the solution to the Howard-Guzan question...
>>66470376
This.
Its inevitable
>>66470376
>inb4 this post gets dozens of (you)s in an hour and a half
>>66470379
It hasn't done anything that isn't better elsewhere.
>>66470396
Just wait for Hamid to be healthy, if that ever happens
ded
>>66470376
I'm only here to witness Morris officially be shit for three months into his professional career.
>Brazil
>>66470367
His character beats are very much Ennis's Punisher, but without the old-man aspect because it's his origin. He's perfectly handled, in my opinion
>>66470419
OK, kid
Bullshit chant on national television confirmed.
>wee-oo wee-oo
> report report
>>66470451
Me too, I hope he rides the bench in Seattle with nasty hipster chicks who don't know who he is around him.
He could be in Germany fucking sexy blondes
>>66470445
This. As a DCU fan, that nigga is literally the reason we've been relevant these last couple of seasons.
>soccer players trying to look tough as if they're about to fight
nigga plz
>>66470504
Everyone knows, we've seen the image
>elbow guy in the head at full speed
>only a yellow
So that's an american highschool stadium, huh?
Say ameribros, how many of you had that fun highschool romance that you see in so many tvshows and movies?
Anyone think we might end 1-1 and go to extra time?
>there are people in this this thread RIGHT NOW that dont know the difference between a trumpet and a trombone
>>66470541
I can see that happening, with Columbia pulling through
>>66470534
i had the fucked-up one you see in indie movies where the girl cuts herself and betrays everybody just for shits and giggles
>game getting chippy
this can only get better
>>66470534
Nope. But I did fingerblast a bunch of chicks in my 91' MR2. Also lots of skateboarding.
>>66470475
Yeah, that's what I thought, /co/fag.
>>66470460
> golf is only going to be one event
what the fuck
>>66470534
That mostly happens to us in college, not in high school
>>66470534
>tfw lost my virginity to a 7/10 5'0 blonde
Guess that counts. Not as romantic as the Hollywood movies though.
>Arriola being a good sport
>Negro being a pussy and staying on the ground
I'm disappointed in your monos Colobia
>>66470569
This.
started out like the main stream shit then cutting and anorexia and all that shit
Listened to Elliot Smith to complete the picture
Why is Colombia so full of flopping niggers?
>>66470534
I had a couple. I actually dated the best girl I ever dated in my entire life then. She's married now and lives in Alaska. I miss her
>>66470636
the answer is in your question
fuck these hispaniggers
>>66470636
Its part of their culture, flop or die m8
>>66470534
>3dpd
>>66470504
What up DCbro
At least Birnbaum played well in the USMNT match today
>>66470625
Elliot Smith and Morrissey. The soundtrack of teen-girl-angst.
WHY DOESN'T THE REF CARD THESE DIVING NIGGERS FOR SIMULATION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
>>66470572
>dat gif
>tfw John Harkes felt so guilty about Escobar he cheated on his wife with Eric Wynalda's wife and got dropped from the national team
>>66470713
Hes also a spic, watch out for their own
>>66470625
> Listened
give him another listen, he's much more poignant and depressing when you're a jaded adult
>>66470475
>His character beats are very much Ennis's Punisher
That's nice to know, Hitman in a show when? :^)
>>66470680
is flopping by american athletes a form of cultural appropriation?
captcha: STOP SMOKE TREE
>>66470231
Yeah Wagner Moura is Brazilian and you can tell. He tries and does the "Plata o plomo" and "si o que" verbal cues but he has a portugese accent in spanish.
>>66470659
Will you keep posting about this?
>2016
>not wanting to date light skinned Colombian women
GOD BLESS AMERICA
boo
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
>>66470744
never stopped listening
sometimes i watch his drunken shows on youtube
:(
>>66470756
Is a Preacher show (AMC) still happening? Maybe then
AHHHHHHHH Fuck.
can't believe it took this long. this shit is bad.
NEGROOOOOOOO
semen slurping sport
It's over lads, America has fallen.
THEY FUCKING SCORED
THEY FUCKING SCORED
THEY FUCKING SCORED
>>66470764
What do you wanna know? Or do you mean to say that I have posted this before and its annoying? I haven't actually ever spoken about it here if that's what you mean.
the most amazing thing from Colombia are their cheap drugs. Man I cannot believe it. Our dealer was some old lady selling candies in the street, I felt almost like in a all you can snort buffet.
Torn with morbid curiosity, I stuck my head head round the cabinet to see what they'd found. The governor and head were look flabbergasted down at the floor, where broken glass and a mixture of red and white stains surrounded a creature. The most terrifyingly erotic creature I had ever seen. About 4 feet long, it was built like a tank. Rippling muscles wound round short stumpy limbs, tipped with razor sharp claws the length of an average man's penis. I stipulate a human man's penis, for claws the length of this brute's phallus would have been almost impossible to conceive of. As it levered itself up on its forelimbs I glimpsed beneath its belly a member the likes of I have never seen. Gently uncoiling itself, the thing could have easily reached 6 feet fully erect, but as it was the beast was content to leave it flaccid, to an end I was about to find out.
fluky, undeserved goal
tricked
>AMERICLAP DEFENDING
What do Colombian women say when they're getting fucked? Their accent alone turns me on
goodnight senpaitachi
>>66468668
Do people actually care about U-23?
> our back line will suck in five years
> our back line will suck in ten years
> our back line will suck in 2037
>>66470700
>2D trash
>Miazga
>watching Brazil x Paraguay
>switch back to this
>goal
Welp, I saw it coming I guess
>Memeazga defending
>>66470815
While it looked slow and lazy to begin with, a savage gleam in it's eye told me to hit the deck. I flung myself to the ground as the lithe beast reared to it's full height. Arms up, it's phallus shot out like a cobra, knocking the governor down with a clean blow to the head. He fell awkwardly, landing neck first on the cold concrete floor with a sickening crack. With unbelievable dexterity the tip of this unearthly being's penis twisted and came back around, around the torso of the headteacher.
I had never seen true fear until then. As the sloth, for now I realised what it was, wound him in wrapped in it's penis, I could hear the Head muttering prayers and psalms under his breath. Blood was beginning to pool round the head of the governor, his limp form crumpled against the wall. I knew what was about to happen, and I did not want to look. I turned and began to run, the gargled screams of the headteacher following me as I sprinted down the hallway.
It had begun...
thats it, mates
>>66470824
JES JES JES
>>66470817
>>66470811
My bad. I think I got you and your story confused with someone on reddit
Literally shit tier defending
HOW IS THAT NOT A SIMULATION CARD?
>>66470798
>Is a Preacher show (AMC) still happening?
Yeah, but I guess as much I love Hitman, Tommy is just too good for this world.
>>66470831
Since we're losing now, not at all.
Fuck. Maybe someone can dive and get a Colombian sent off.
>>66470879
Ouch. Insult to injury. I don't use reddit either. But fair enough, it's probably a pretty unremarkable story really.
>>66470813
Where were you buying anon?
>>66470824
>hijueputa, que rico
>>66470770
>Spanish women
>come in all skin colors, all sizes for high test fags, degenerate fags, etc etc
The best women in the world.
>>66470849
I turned back into the classroom, I had to warn someone. The door was already open, and a wall of stench hit my nostrils. A scene of utter carnage was laid out before me. Miss Rose had been cleaved clean in two. A solitary piece of intestine was all that held the two pieces together. Child brains decked the walls, blood spatters reaching the ceiling. And over it all, all the debris and all the wreckage, was a thin film of sticky white. I was too young to know what it was then, but I do now. It was my first encounter of a slothe-slaughter and by no means my last. It wasn't even my last that day.
Now I am used to this, but not then. I was a nine year old kid. My knees weak, I dropped to the ground. A hand went over my mouth, and dragged me back. I looked down at it. Brown, hairy, 3 long claws. I vomited, sick dripping through the claws. I thought it was the end, and blacked out.
Sorry, guys.
I wish we both could go to the olympics.
>>66470534
>with a 14yo tittymonster
>>66470922
>Americans
>Diving
Good one.
If anything Miazga's going to make a hard tackle and get sent off
This team is shit and doesn't deserve to go to the Olympics.
Anyone else tired of this fucking retard commentator on ESPN2
>>66470824
I-I wouldn't know.
>>66470932
top kek
>>66470958
Yes.
>>66470922
Whatever happened to those guys? Dead in a drug deal?
>>66470947
>Redditcocks
HAHAHAH
why don't the americans just kick the ball into the net?
>Jordan Morris
Who Colombi/a/ here?
>>66470958
>its an english guy narrates a USMNT game
i fucking hate ESPN for this. Are they trying to force a culture or something?
>llook British media we have strong British commentator talking about our team please send over more semen on the Mayflower
>>66470936
Agreed. Something for everyone.
>>66470994
>German
>these cringy cheers
Are we even gonna get a shot?
>>66470979
Oh he's shite too, but I'm talking about Alejandro Moreno, the Venezuelan guy who seems to be shilling pretty damn hard for Colombia
>>66471047
I doubt it.
>>66471013
man, no. you ever try listening to an american call soccer? it's fucking woeful
espn understands there's some shit we're just not good at
Our U23 squad is so trash
OLAY OLE OLAAAYY
>>66469600
>the hunchback missed it
Is there away goal rule in this? If so then one more goal and we're set.
>>66471047
>Americans
>not shooting
