>Losing to NEVERLANDS
Is the dream over, lads?
>>66462013
Why the fuck are the English so fucking terrible at sports?
Of course not
They didn't even qualify
Their only ever good player just sadly died
We are a friendly nation, we could hardly beat them tonight on top of those things
>>66462225
>can only find one example of australia being shit
don't make me dump, england, don't make me do it.
>B-B-BUT THIS IS OUR YEAR LADS
>>66462389
Nibsy
we are kill
>>66462013
HET KOMT NAAR HUIS
>>66462013
YES
>>66462552
What the fuck is "Nibsy"?
Speak English, you piece of shit.
Well, maybe we can beat them
>England
Should they be thrown out of the Euros, lads?
![41P+xNegsAL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y6eNnkJ.jpg "41P+xNegsAL[1].jpg")
>>66462389
Australians are like Americans, they are so shit at world sports that they had to invent their own sport to compete in
50 JAAR AAN PIJN
NOOIT OPGEHOUDEN MET DROMEN
>>66462389
:)
>relying on Spurs players being able to defend
not even once
>>66462593
>w-we were pretending!
It's fucking over lads
>>66462638
NIBSx2
>>66462013
It's still coming home fampai
>>66462013
>Losing to refball
I'm sure that's what you meant to post.
haha wow
>getting schooled by the worst Dutch team in 70 years
>>66462761
>meanwhile in Scotland
Those in glass houses and whatever.
>>66462650
I was going to say something but then I saw your flag. You are suffering enough.
Friendly reminder that ABEs ALWAYS win
it was just a friendly.
its still coming home lads.
>>66462760
JUST
>you actually lost
what the fuck? i dont even watch our games anymore because theres no more sneijder/robben/rvp
top kek
>>66462747
What is NIBS?
Does this win mean that Holland are now favourites for the Euro's?
>Holland having to pay off the ref to get a win
Jesus fucking Christ I haven't seen this much refball since 2 chelsea vs barca in 09
>gee, why would a different team play differently to the team that played on Saturday
Still coming home lads.
our tribute to Cruyff, don't read anything into the result
>needing a double dose of refball to win
My sides are in orbit.
>>66462864
Back to back nibsys lol, just give up lad.
>Our defenders are crap
>It's refball!
Holy kek.
>THE ISLAMIC HOUSING ESTATE OF ENGLAND
>henderson dominates best team in the world
>drop him
>lose to holland
this is what you get ABLS
UEFA having to refball away our momentum.
Absolutely disgusting
SOMEBODY
feel sorry for the dutch desu, they are stuck with blind for another year or so now.
>>66462941
Keep that delusion high m8, I'm proud of you.
>beat the world champions
>lose to literally whos that didn't even qualify for the euros
fucking hell vardy tried his best but some of the shite around him tonight...
Should not be surprising
>>66462690
>posting a picture of a group table to mock a country
DONT DO IT ENGLAND
>>66463008
WILL KNOW SOMEDAY
RAID ON THE MEDWAY 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>you will never do mandy with vardy
jdimsa
I TRIED SO HARD
>>66462013
It is if Milner, Jagielka, Stones, Sturridge and Walcott all start at the Euros.
JUST BOOT US OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT NOW
>dicko
what
England refball'd as usual. We're still the best team in Europe
>Vardy and Kane best strikers in Europe
>Alli and Drinkwater best midfielders in Europe
>Stones and Hart best defender/goalkeeper in Europe
FIFA just ordered some refball to even things out as its just unfair otherwise. Typical Jealous JFs.
Normal service has resumed
Wew I was getting in over my head then.
BUT THEY WON AGAINST GERMANY
>>66463165
dicko mentioned
why was dicko mentioned
>England fans get so overexcited that Holland winning was 4/1 before kickoff
Thanks for the money guys, i'll invest it back in our economy, promise.
>>66462013
rip in piss englel, it was a beautiful dream of 4 days, we will never forget those afternoons thinking it was coming home
Czech Rep beat Holland
Scotland beat Czech Rep
Holland beat England
Therefore
Scotland > England
QED
>>66463188
how much did you win la
LOSING TO NETHERLANDS
AT HOME
>reminder that northern ireland will progress the furthest out of the british teams
>Same Spanish ref
>la liga last year
>iniesta kicks xabi alonso in rmd box
>penalty
>2016
>dutch asswipe literally steamrolls a player in the england box like it's fucking rugby
>no foul
And they say Spanish refs aren't corrupt. You can even see the fucker about the blow the whistle for the foul but then remembers that extra big Mac with extra cheese that's waiting for him in the eufa headquarters as promised.
>>66463179
> /pol/ in one picture
wew
>turkey beats neverlands
>neverlands beat the british caliphate
>the british caliphate beats the german one, which is currently considered the world champion in soccer
So turkey is #1 now?
Was it all a ruse by our muslim players?
>>66463215
80 big ones, thanks! You guys pretended to be bad all this time just to make me money in a friendly.
I want a team of 11 Vardys
It was just a friendly lads.
>>66463230
>tfw there are no more pointless threads on /sp/
2010 /sp/ was GOAT
AT HOME
TO NETHERLANDS
>>66463242
>iniesta kicks xabi alonso in rmd box
and they say britfags aren't retarded
>>66463183
supposed to be a nickname for lee dixon i think
wright said it earlier as well
So I think we can now confirm this is the team that Woy should, but won't, start right?
-------------------Forster
Clyne---Smalling---Cahill---Rose
------Drinkwater-Dier-Wilshere
----------------------Alli
--------------Vardy----Kane
>>66462761
Haha wow
>hating England but democratically voting to continue being it's bitch
>>66463250
all according to plan that will be 20% tip
Daily reminder that The Netherlands is one of the few countries to succesfully invade the UK
>>66463264
i know lad
Just letting the Dutch feel good about themselves seeing as they didn't qualify
Have no fear lads, it's still coming home!
>>66463282
>Clyne
For what purpose?
Rest is acceptable
>>66463282
He'll ruin that just to shoe horn rooney in anywhere
/3eagles/ fan since 2016 here!
Its coming home lads!
>>66463264
does the mod just delete them now?
>we don't need rppney and wilshere la
kek
KEK
enjoy your milner, henderson and lelolnah
my ratings
forster
>5/10
didn't really have much to do, made the saves expected of him but nothing more
walker
>6/10
had some good runs, got the assist but overall fairly average
stones
>1/10
kys
smalling
>5/10
didn't make many mistakes but wasn't spectacular
rose
>2/10
not as bad as stones but still pretty wank
drinkwater
>8/10
overall solid but wasn't helped out by his midfield partners
barkley
>2/10
he had one good run which saved him a 1/10, overall rubbish and takes far too long on the ball
milner
>1/10
convinced he only came on to take set pieces, completely anonymous
lallana
>4/10
see barkley but he gets a few points because of the assist
vardy
>7/10
got the goal and looked a threat
sturridge
>2/10
pointless
not going to bother doing the subs but jagielka gets a 1/10 for getting knocked off the ball so easily
>that england reaction
>this is only a taste of what will ensue when they get fucked at the euros
can't wait !!
>>66463302
And steal their flagship for the keks
>>66463264
Holy fuck, those were the best thing about being NEET
>that fat smug irish cunt in the studio
>ERRRM YE IT'S GOOD AVVIN DEH YOONGEH PLEHEHS COOMIN THREW I'LL AV TO FIGHT FOR ME PLACE THIS SUMMER LA ERRRM
FUCK OFF
who
>>66463179
>arabs - women
----------------------Hart
Walker---Jagielka---Stones---Baines
------Milner-Henderson-Barry
----------------------Feo
------------Rooney----Sturridge
real team here lads
I would like to thanks the based dutch for this game. Eternal anglos delusion is always appreciated.
Milner should be nowhere near the team
Hope dele alli breaks his ankles on the weekend
ahh yes, you all laughed at me for including rooney and wilshere in my 11
whos the "fucking idiot" "mongoloid" "spastic" now
>forcing Vardy to be a loser
fuck sake england
>>66463351
>Lelolnah
>>66463264
is that the gameshow where the pointless answers get you more points?
>>66463409
rooney is still crap, but probably a better option than sturridge
>>66463408
>milner on the wing
>players are looking for the ball inside to get some cute passes going
>NA BETTER HOOK IT DOWN THE LINE TO BIG KYLE SO HE CAN GET TACKLED
>>66463431
Both inferior to Vardy atm
>>66463275
Iniesta (bar) kicks xabi alonso (rmd) in the rmd box and the penalty goes to barcelona
Reading comprehension helps.
>>66462856
Blatant Holland foul in the England box not given just before the second goal and a controversial handball decision for the first. Take it how you will.
>>66463456
i'm assuming we will play two up top
>>66462013
>Player who scored 2-1 is Indian
P O E T R Y
>>66463472
P O O E T R Y
>>66462989
nice work lid
>>66462761
scotland is a shithole lmao
>inb4 something about white people percentages
look, the only reason you are so white is because there is nothing good to attract any immigrants to your country...like i said, its a shithole
>>66462999
What does Leicester have to do with Henderson?
>>66462999
>welbeck dominates best team in the world
>drop him
>lose to holland
this is what you get ABAS
>>66463494
edinburgh is the highest gdp per capita place outside of london and by far the best city to live in as a regular middle class person
>>66463472
narsingh is indian?
>>66462815
Actually we've won our 2 friendlies mate.
>>66463494
We attract plently of white English people, infact we got so many of you fucking cunts I cant walk down the road without hearing one of your shrill accents coming out of your foul smelling crooked teethed mouths
>play best football England have played in years without Rooney
>lose a game without Rooney
>TOLD YOU HE SHOULD BE IN THE TEAM
>Bring Rooney into the team
>play like shit
>>66463466
Not so controversial when he had to bring his arm down to hit the ball. Also ref didn't give us blatant pk in the 1st half.
That JF ref was a disgrace. This is how it will be this summer, and at every tournament.
Because you see lads, even now, in the year of our Lord AD 2016, the continentals are STILL, S T I L L mad about being dominated for centuries in every theatre by the British Empire.
Do you know how they're getting their revenge? Their overdue, petty little revenge?
By cheating the English football team out of success with dodgy refereeing decisions.
This is their way of restoring the honour of their ancestors, who surrendered to or were killed by superior British soldiers and sailors for over 500 years.
Don't hate them, lads; pity them.
>Scotland beats the team that finished first in Netherlands group
>England cant even beat the 4th placed team
fucking lol
>>66463561
your inferiority complex is showing angus
>>66463592
i dont think you know what that word means you dumb cunt
>>66463586
theyre gonna be mad as fuck as we will have voted to leave the eu mere days before the final
>>66463605
You dont seem to know what it means, and its a phrase not a word
>>66463586
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
so salty, lovely
>>66463586
>wanting to leave the eu
m8 its not the 1800s were small and broke and weak now.
dont tell the french i said this though
>>66463606
>he thinks the vote won't be rigged for a clean 52% stay
>>66463619
mad as fuck lmao, stay in England muhammad
Scotcucks mad as fuck.
>>66463606
don't forget you're here forever
I went down to England to see some family and the first thing that struck me wasnt their bad breath but it was everyone was wearing burkas. Really sad state of affairs. I was approached by a man called Ahmed who was confused about my white skin and said "you aint no muslim bruv". I got back on the plane and went home, never again.
>>66463636
mate there are 800,000 scots in England, that's about 18% of your population
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_people
there are 500,000 or so english in Scotland, less than 1% of our population
>>66463640
We are so mad you lost in Netherlands
>>66463623
checked
>>66463685
You should read that wiki article because that isnt what it says at all. Nice try tho Rashid
>>66463806
but it is
look at the little d next to England then the key at the bottom where it says "scottish born people in England only" to differentiate the muh heritage stats
1 in 5 scots move south of the border, 1 in 100 english move north of the border
these are cold hard facts
hit me up with some damage control
>>66463636
classic sweaty angry jock
>>66462389
What about your swimmers? Theyre shit
HIGH TEST
You most likely suffer from britbong dementia if you disagree with one or more of the following things:
1) Rooney should be deployed behind Vardy and Kane as a part of the starting XI
>>66462013
lmao
football just came home for one weekend
Top lel
Ronaldinho 2002 never5get
>>66463887
rooney should be deployed in the fucking bin
>>66463945
remember michael owen scoring while i was eating my breakfast at home, then i went to school and we watched the rest of the game in the school hall
david seaman made me cry that day
>>66464032
I T ' S R E A L
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>>66462013
na m8 that was pretty much their European final.
>Netherlands win their world cup final against the England B team after several big doses of refball
Still in the bag lads, no problem.
>>66463586
1688 never forget
Fucking hell. So annoyed we won, now we have to face another year of Blind who will fuck up the World Cup qualifiers...KANKER
Alleen Janssen kan ons redden.
>>66464442
van laal is that you?
>getting rekt by Nederland
>current year
Well done faggits. Well done.
>>66462150
>We are a friendly nation
>>66462999
>Hendo
>Dominate anything
It's Alli and Dier that doing all work against Germany
>>66462013
IT ENDED SO FAST
>>66464503
>spurs plastics
>>66464034
oh fug
the school hall 2002 edition
pls dont make me go back there
>>66463264
I was the one who posted Katie Barry's feet, lel
mods ruined /sp/
>>66463303
wonder how she looks now.
>>66463430
you're on the right track, menno
>>66464657
that's not my name but you get another chance lad, hint it's a former manchester united player and retired from football
>>66464687
jaap
>>66464687
Ruud van Shekelgoy
>>66464705
you got it la
>>66462013
rooty qt
>>66462761
why is this strangely dressed man pretending to use a computer when the various cables attached to it don't go anywhere?
it's not that bad to lose when you're not at home! Greetings england !
>They weren't playing home, were they? :O
is it still coming home lads
Losing to the land of forever 2nd place without fucken Robben!!! Holy kekkeroni! U guys suck!1!!!
Literally who can stop us? We toped our group, rekd the powerhouses of slovenia and san marino, coming home lads
>>66462013
Having a look at England's group in the Euro atm;
>Russia.
Obvious English defeat here
>Slovakia
Had them in our group and the cucked us in their turf. They'll obviously cuck you
>Wales
Hahaha, oh wow this game smells like its gonna be priceless. Priceless :-DDD
It's not coming home, lads
>>66463282
>forster
>drinkwater
>wilshere
no
Will Neverlands win Euro 2016 lads?
I don't see why England aren't still the favourites? They lost to Netherlands who aren't even in the competition, so therefore they won't have to worry about losing to them again because they won't end up playing them?
I am now a #frenchcock, englel are old news lads
>>66473075
what, you also think Italy's ever gonna lose to Germany in a major tournament? Friendlies don't mean shit
>Wayne Rooney reveals his wife's son has asked him for a Jamie Vardy shirt
TOPKEK
All Liverpool players should be banned for playing for England. Not even an ABL but holy fucking shit every Liverpool player wearing and England shirt is absolutely fucking dreadful
>>66475565
gerrard has been the best player for england in the last three tournaments
>>66463282
have your (you) and take that bait shit outta here
