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OFFICIAL ENGLAND v NETHERLANDS MATCH THREAD 2


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ENGLAND CRUMBLING UNDER THE WEIGHT OF INTENSE HYPE AGAINST A COMPLETELY SHIT TEAM?

WHO WOULDA THUNK IT?!
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REMOVE LIVERPOOL
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Who should be England captain now?
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Fuck Sturridge
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These corners by Milner are woeful......
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vardy
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Era penal
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ABLs are in for a nightmare next season when we have ter stegen and gotze
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I want Milner to leave
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>MILNER
HAS HE EVEN HAD ONE FUCKING TOUCH WHERE HE HASN'T PUT THE BALL OUT OF PLAY?!
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>it's a James Milner stinking out the gaff again episode
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>>66457445
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>liverpoop
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first for memes
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>killner
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>>66457490
Vardy

And manager.
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>>66457445
Thread moving faster than refugees towards Europe.
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KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE
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Tea break
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Any City players in the squad?

Do they have any English players?
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>memepiss
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>put all the liverpool players in the starting 11
>play shite
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>>66457490

Hart I guess
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Am I the only one who doesn't hate this new home kit?
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>>66457490
E B D I E R
B

D
I
E
R
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>memepiss
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nth for ERA PENAL
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You can't deny henderson was good the other night

Milner is shit though
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can we not deport memepay
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get livershit players out the team
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>>66457509
I don't trust anyone who still has carpeting
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>it's a england turns back to shit after one good game episode
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>>66457509
have you got rid of the xmas decorations from 2014 now lad?
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fucking Milner again
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Why does Milner play football?
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imagine being so shite you have to pick memepiss
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How to spot a football pleb 101

>"Milner is shit!! He doesn't do anything!!"
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>when memphis shows his absolutely subpar intellect again
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> Kante scored

Drinkwater is next
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FUCKING SHITTY LE BIGMUSCLES AND DO LITERALLY NOTHING FOR MAN CITY FOR 6 YEARS MAN
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>liverpoop players

If we start with Henderson or Milner in the competition we're fucked lads
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>>66457559
Nope. Still there mate
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>>66457547
>You can't deny henderson was good the other night
beg to differ lad
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>>66457541
It's wank
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How much has been played lads? Think my telly is behind :/
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depay is shit
willems is shit
psv is shit
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>>66457536
>Put leicester & tottenham players in the starting 11
>Win literally everything
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>England band

Oh fuck off.
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What are your cheap methods for getting (You)s?

Mine's asking stupid questions like these
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>>66457539
>keeper
>captain
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Just an inch wide
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>>66457534
both injured
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>>66457547

I can and do deny it.
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This team is so deaddd

Get Kane and Alli on please
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>>66457541
I really rather like it,
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>10 weeks to LE kick off

im not the only one seeing this right?
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>getting outplayed by a bunch of literally who Dutchies that probably bicycled to the stadium
>think they're going to win the Euros

Top kek

Are the English the most delusional fanbase around?
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>>66457581
Henderson was fine you mong
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>pick shit players
>we start playing shit

POETRY WOY
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>>66457581
you will. and rooney with 2 total kane subs and 5 min of Vardy
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Please someone break milners legs
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>>66457598
kill me
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too much hype to live up to it. They've lost it, lads, england is done
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>>66457581
Henderson is much more respectable than Lellana or fucking >Milner, desu.
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>>66457572
He just let them have a free shot

Good player desu
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>>66457599
"how do you pronounce (player)?"
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>>66457581
>Henderson

He'll start and you know it
Wouldn't be surprised if he has nudes of Roy
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>>66457598
Someone needs to do the world the favour and just push them down the stairs
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>>66457572

Fuck of Hogdeston
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>>66457599
literally post every minute. quantity not quality
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People will unironically buy replicas of this kit.

JUST
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>>66457599
Here's one for (you)
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Reminder that liverpool players got two assists against germany
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>>66457596
>Tottenham player should have already given away a penalty if not for refball
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>>66457599
Getting sick dubs.
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>>66457572
Fuck off edgelord
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gonna gets some peanuts and a beer lads, don't score.
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>>66457599
I post in no gf threads despite having a gf
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Fuck England and fuck Netherlands.
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clappity clap
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>britclaps
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*claps*
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>>66457599
reply to this or you are x dies tonight
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>doing a tribute during a match
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Liverpool players showing their quality
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>>66457599
falseflag as a scouser desu
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>clapping a full minute early

this is problematic
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>minutes applause a minute early

can we not do anything right
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How many times a week do you shampoo your hair /sp/?
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CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
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>>66457685

You absolute madman.
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>>66457669
They literally will, it's the kit we're gonna win the Euros in.
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F
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>>66457661
Hodgson has won every qualifier and beat France and Germany

I trust him over some sweaty virgin on an anime imageboard
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>>66457621
>relying on other countries to make england look inferior because your own country can't.
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>>66457621
Just because Scots have no hope
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>not even the 14th minute

bravo
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>>66457572
>muh workrate

fuck off
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>>66457715
Everyday
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>>66457711
13:00 is the start of the fourteenth minute
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>mfw every time Vardy does something which isn't 11/10 supreme perfection
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*claps*
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;_;7
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>>66457715
every day

i know it's bad but i've been doing it for so long if i don't wash it for one day it gets really greasy
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Anyone got a link to an English language stream? All I can find is the Arabic sounding one.
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Lads, can you please help me rate the england squad from most meme to least meme?

1. Vardy
2. Drinkwater
3. Kane
4. Milner
5. Sturridge
6. Alli
7. Lallana
8. Smalling
9. Walker
10. Walcott
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F

>>66457730
Here's a (You)
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>>66457667

good lad
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Atleast we dident concede in the 14th minute this time.
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>>66457715
Once. Use soap to wash it everyday though. If I use shampoo too often it dries out my hair and it starts to curl like a Jew.
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>>66457715
once
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>>66457599
Dutch posters can get plenty of (you)s by posting about Man City. One post and watch all the "TSUUUUUUUUU" replies come in.
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>>66457730
>not even the 14th minute
are you a bit thick?
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>tfw Vardy doesn't just score 10 goals
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>"the most famous number 14 in football"
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>>66457690

Wall
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https://vine.co/v/iDtwBQKJTia

KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE
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>rose
>out of position
>again

TOTTENSHIT OUT
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>Wembley not booing the Cruyff silence despite Jordi having played for Manure

Political correctness gone mad
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i swear dele alli is better than lallana in literally every way
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>Milner giving it away again
W E W
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>>66457732
>muh 40 yard blooters once every 3 years!!

Fuck off pleb
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Cancer is not a battle.

You're not a loser if you die.
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Is the Cruyff turn really the only reason people know him outside The Netherlands and Barcelona?
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>>66457599
I dont have time got an 125 word essay due Tomorrow
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>still no sticky

baka desu
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>>66457752
http://weeklyfootballupdates.com/watch-premier-league-live-streaming.html
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>>66457753
Alli is the real deal, you fucking migrant cunt
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don't trust forster the barney the dinsoaur wanker
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>>66457621
Here have a (you)
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Should i have a joint lads not really that arsed about this
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>>66457715
2 to 3 times a week
But I condition every day
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Amable recordatorio: *esa* jugada no debió señalarae como penal.
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>>66457445
is this the world cup
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>>66457730
>>66457714
>>66457711
>the first minute of the match starts after the first minute
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>>66457777
Wenger out.
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>>66457753
1. Vardy
1. Drinkwater
1. Kane
1. Milner
1. Sturridge
1. Alli
1. Lallana
1. Smalling
1. Walker
1. Walcott
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>England will never score another goal in your lifetime
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Rose getting mugged again. Yid cunt is such a liability
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Don't suppose anyone can link me a stream? ITV player is awful
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Lads can I have a (You)?
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Why is Veltman so shit
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who can stop us?
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>>66457509
GAHLIC BREAD??!?!??!
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>>66457752
You've got the right one mate.
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>>66457572
They build opinions based on match of the day highlights and fifa
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>>66457490
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>There are people on /sp/ who seriously want Jamie Vardy in England's starting line up at the Euros
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>>66457833
yes

but only because you got dubs
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CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT
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>Depoo
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>>66457805
>condition
You homosexual, lad?
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>its a memepiss pretending hes on fifa street and losing the ball episode
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>>66457833
no
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>>66457833
Checked
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Jesus memepiss
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>>66457777
https://streamable.com/qbk7

Kante
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>you give the Dutch space and time and they're going to use it
So like any team, ever?
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@66457833

no fuck off
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>66457833
no
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>affellay

wew lad is it 2010 again?

>vardy number 10

FUCKING BASED
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>>66457834
He's a jew
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>>66457753

Least meme

Vardy
Kane
Drinkwater
Alli
Smalling
Sturridge
Walker
Lallana
Walcott
Milner
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>okazaki scores
>mahrez assists
>vardy scores
>kante scores

drinkwater to score
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lads
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Fuck off, Leicester reject albino cunt
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Classic Danny Rose. The most inconsistent player in the world.
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>>66457752
acestream://675a0e9405d16bffec1f771511e0543914fb76d7
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>Vardy figured out already
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>shitwater
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>>66457869
Except for memepiss
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maymay vardy is so shit
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>>66457864
Someone's got to fill in LCIM's boots while he's not here
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Might have some leberkäse
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>drinkpiss
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Drinkwater, fuck off.
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>drinkpiss
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>>66457833
no
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glad this memewater business can be put to bed. he's shit
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>thread says netherlands
>telly says holland
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I bet that Scottish guy is getting more and more angry everytime no one gives him a (you)
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drinkwater with his cringy hit and hope leicester hoofball tactics

literally sunday league standard
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Are there any fans there?

It's ded
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Who is Hollands top meme player?
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>drinkypoo
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>>66457858
n-no?
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>that """"pass""""

WEW
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>>66457866
MEME MAGIC
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Stadium is electric tonight ha
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LEICESTER FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>66457872
>>66457873
>>66457912
>>66457862

that was just mean ;-;
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> Drinkwater going for the hollywood ball

ARE YOU WELLENS IN DISGUISE?
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>>66457923
No, it's fags with too much disposable income.
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>>66457931
Memphis
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What are you all drinking lads?

Nipped to the paki shop and got some Kopparberg before kick off
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>>66457931
memepiss?
>>
you can tell barkley has negro blood, absolutely braindead
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God we are shite
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FUCK OFF GORDON STRACHAN
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>play all the Liverpool players
>play shit
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>>66457869
if you give the dutch space and time and ball possession and zero resistance and leave the field entirely, they might even score once.
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CHIMP OUT
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>>66457910

> Drinkcum
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that niggy is shiny as fuck
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>>66457931
My mate Kees Steltenpool
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Promes injured.
Robben in, prepare your anus.
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>commentator parring Rooney
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Has anyone mentioned yet how disgusting both of these kits are?

Is colours that don't match the new sports fashion meme?
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>Strurridge
Out
>Walker
Out
>Drinkwater
Out
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>>66457923
English club football atmosphere is dying on its feet what do you direct
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>>66457509
More interesting than the fucking match
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>this match so far
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lads im on my third large easter egg of the night
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>>66457918
ITV always fuck this up, they can't into geography.

This match is shit, might have a wank desu
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>>66457962
Water desu
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>>66457931
Blind
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>>66457840
This, there's a reason Milner has been playing regularly for City, England and Liverpool.

Pro tip: it's not because managers know less than some greentexting casuals on /sp/
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>>66457962
are you a 14 year old girl or a queer?

drinking some shitty piss lager. god's nectar.
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>the kike
>>
Robben replacement injured JUST
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>Dirk Kike
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>>66457784

>You're not a loser if you die.

k
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Has anyone seen lallana yet

Apparently he started
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>>66457931
>LCIM
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>>66457980
>parring
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>>66457962

why drink that pish when you have perfectly good cider already??
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>that hair

just shave it mate
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>>66457967
>le run in a straight line and hope opponent moves out the way man.
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>>66457931

The pie
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>>66457931
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Need a cheeky ISIS bombing to liven things up desu. This match is dead.
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ROBBEN IN

just recorded my attendance at class lads, back home to watch the game
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>>66457998

fat cunt.
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>>66457981
Good tits on the blonde
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>>66457971
>played the same amount of liverpool players against germany
>won

must have been because of the liverpool players, right? or does that only work when england lose?
>>
CWYINNNNGGG
>>
>>66457931
Obviously Memephis, I guess Willems is second

>muh stepovers and long throws
>>
since when did england play at the emirates?
>>
> Milner playing
> The game is slow as fuck and boring

No suprise here
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>rose
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>>66457998
good lad

just cracked one open me
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>>66457999
muh dick
>>
>>66457941
I hate Wembley, get more atmosphere at fucking Truro City
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>>66457997
Btw where is based Martin?
>>
>ruse
>>
Serious question lads, do you think Leicester can win it?
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>>66457962
Might go to the chinky quick
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>>66457981
No, Nike just fucked up literally every international kit they made this year.
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>>66458022
could you get me some more compression in this jpeg?
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>>66457931

Ben Stom
>>
this is shit
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>flowre
>>
>>66458034
This.
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>>66458005
>>66458023
>not liking delicious Kopparberg

wankers
>>
>rose
>good
>>
>>66457981
why aren't holland wearing orange
>>
>>66457999
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE
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>mfw my surname is rose
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England would be 2-0 up by now if Rooney was playing.

Fact.
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>rose gets into a good position and does fuck all with it

literally every time i watch him. why do people rate this nigger?
>>
>Rose is good
>>
This match is Jupiler League tier
>>
>>66458069
Yes, our meme magic grows stronger by the day
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>>66457981
would smash all of the those on the bench
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>22 minutes played 0-0

Guys i don't know if this semen slurping sport is for me.
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>>66458063
Went back to his natural habitat
>>
New champ
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>>66457962
lemsip. I'm ill :(

Might have a cheeky scotch in a bit tho
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>this game is literally putting me into a coma

This is shit guys
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>a """""cross"""""""

woo-wee
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>>66458086
you're a fanny
>>
Rose doing his best to ruin his chance at being 1st choice LB kek
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>>66458069
Yes.
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>>66458093
Hello jamal
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>>66458115
#Pray4u
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>>66457962
sipping on one of these
>>
just got my first (You) of the night

should be a good one lads
>>
>People paid £80 for THIS
kek KEK
>>
>>66458101
Because Spurs are a trendy club and he plays for them

If he played for United Liverpool or Arsenal half the thread would be shitting on him
>>
>>66457509

>having your tea this milky

The fuck is wrong with you
>>
What a ball by milner
>>
>no Kane or Alli
>play like shit
What a surprise

Milner is fucking awful
>>
this match is so shit, give me a good anime to watch lads
>>
>>66458101
He was pretty good against the Huns the other day though
>>
>>66458093
at primary school my reception teacher had the surname Rose and she was a butch dyke
>>
has drinkwater done anything yet?
>>
>>66458063
He is a retard i hope we never see him again.
>>
>Cryuff died so he didn't have to watch this shit
>>
>>66457962
tea like a true englishman
>>
>>66458051
Normal people are working tomorrow and no normal person wants to go to fucking Londonistan on a rainy Tuesday night.

Tourists and competition winners went tonight.
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>>66458119
RUSSIA GET OUT
>>
>le llama
WHY DO THAT
>>
>>66458070
If you order it now you could pick it up at half time
>>
>>66458108
>22 minutes played
>literally 0 commercial breaks so far
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>Rose
Is the left back position hopeless? Are we relying on a 20 year who has been injured for 9 months?
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>>66458138

>150 calories in 1 drink

wew lad
>>
who /quitefanciesawank/ here
>>
Rooney is England's best player desu
>>
>>66458122
hes only there cuz all the other leftbacks are injured
>>
>>66458162
Has anyone?
>>
who white here

all muh caucasian motherfuckers holler at a brother
>>
forster, walker, smalling, stones, rose, drinkwater, lallana, barkley, vardy, sturridge and milner are shit get them off
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>>66457931
le cut inside man usually

I miss Bruno Martins Memey
>>
>>66458144
nice dubs lad have a good one xx
>>
>>66458157
Goodfellas
>>
>>66458091
No
>>
>>66458144
Nonce twat
>>
>>66458157
boku no fifa
>>
>>66458101
I think some of the compliments for Vardy just sort of accidentally get carried over to Rose sometimes.
>>
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>>66458138
More calories than beer. You may as well be drinking piss.
>>
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Drinkwater literally wouldn't get in our team. He's fucking awful. Kante-babby.

England are gonna cuck themselves if he goes to the Euros.

----------Rooney
--Drinkwater--Henderson

Good god...
>>
>>66457981
How hard is it to bang these foul mouthed retarded club slags? Its my fetish. Also, what city is best to find them?
>>
LALLANA OUT
>>
>>66458157
That one with cute girls
>>
>>66458182
SEMEN
>>
>>66458165
>tfw Cruyff died for the sins of the current Dutch team
>>
>>66458157
Boku no Pico
>>
>>66457962
>Kopparberg
are you 14 m8?
>>
BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>
FUCK OFF BAND

LITERALLY CURSING THIS TEAM
>>
>rumour had it
>>
>>66458214
Too big la
>>
Someone fucking kill this band ffs
>>
>>66458151
I put more milk than that, desu. Weak tea = best tea.
>>
lallana off kane on
milner off alli on
>>
Is football dead yet senpais?
>>
wish I was a little girl desu
>>
>>66458185
Who is this cock dock?
>>
>>66458157
sketchbook full colors
>>
>>66458182

I dunno m8 those flashy banners around the outside of the field are pretty distracting
>>
>>66458185

I don't know why but women player turn me the fuck on
>>
>>66458186
Cresswell when?
>>
hi where are lineups?
>>
>>66458200
Nice try Memphis but you're not fooling anyone.
>>
I thought lallana was playing
>>
>>66458193
coming from amerifat
>>
>Bruma had it
>>
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>Sold out
>Empty seats
>>
The Vardy meme is over
>>
>>66458186
Shaw is in training next week la don't worry
>>
>>66458157
have you tried C O W B O Y B E B O P
>>
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KANE WHEN?
>>
>>66457858
>not using conditioner with very occasional shampoo-ing
pls have sex
>>
this kit is fucking wank
>>
>>66458248
Scum
>>
Who do you reckon has the biggest willy on tht pitch?
>>
>>66458157
paprika
>>
LIVERPOOL PLAYERS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
It's absolutely hammering down outside, I'm kinda scared.
>>
WHY IS MEMEPISS SO FUCKING SHORT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
There's too many tottenham players in this squad
>>
>>66458203
cheers mate

all the best
>>
>Milner
>Sturridge
>This band

Hope they all die in a fucking car crash tbqh
>>
MILNER O U T
LALLANA O U T
STURRIDGE O U T
DRINKWATER O U T
VARDY B E N C H
>>
>milner will NEVER fuck off
>>
VARDY OUT FOR THE SEASON CONFIRMED
>>
>>66458273

Jerseybro I'm from New Jersey, we're practically related
>>
Barkley is fucking wank
>>
>>66458193
Is that a lot
>>
terrorist attack when
>>
>>66458291
Forster for sure.
>>
>>66458200
Don't kid yourself Gigi
>>
MILNER OUT
>>
>>66458291
definetly forster
>>
>LAL LANA
>AGAIN
>>
>>66458302
Please this happen
>>
>>66458276
Club Wembley twats

Honestly fuck club Wembley, they murder the atmosphere in Wembley, and

>25000 tickets each for FA cup final because of them
>>
>>66458318
season 2 and 3 hype
>>
>>66458291
One of the darkies, probably a dutch one
>>
>>66458157
rolling girls
it was aoty
>>
This is the worst kit we've had in years
>>
Mate get these Liverpool dross players out of our team they're fucking shit
>>
I hope we lose 6-0. What a shit performance.
>>
HODGSON OUT!

ITS NEVER COMING HOME!

RIP ENGLAND!
>>
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> 442
Ah yes, great traditional formation. Leicester winning the league with it

> Diamond
JUST
>>
>>66457931
Memphis, although Jetro Willems has made his meme breakthrough recently
>>
>>66458157
narutaru
>>
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>>66458292
>ywn have a paprika gf
>>
>liverpoop players
>>
FOOTBALL OUT
>>
>>66458317

Yea, my beer im drinking has less than that (Guinness)
>>
>>66457962
White wine

I didn't even look what kind to be honest, a friend brought back a 3L box for me from France. I saw on the box the words "fruity" and "citrus" and just thought 'ugh, pleb' so im just drinking it to get drunk desu
>>
what england goalie name
>>
Englel, how did they win from germany?
>>
>>66458157
Sword of the Stranger lad
>>
>>66457792
> flash required
where's the youtube links lads?
>>
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>no fap week but caught a great glimpse of my coworkers tits today
>and she spoke to me
>>
>>66458342
Based Brazil.
>>
No movement from Milner, barkley, lallana or sturridge, awful.
>>
>forster
>catching a ball
na
>>
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i don't have the attention span for this shit
>>
>>66458291
Willems probably
>>
>>66458346
thats why they're 9th in the league
>>
>Lallana

Name a bigger meme player on the England squad.
>>
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>Trying to watch the match
>Girlfriend's boyfriend keeps yelling at the tv
>>
Drinkwater looks completely lost in this team.
>>
Alli needs to come on to show everyone just how much he should be starting for England
>>
>sign for Liverpool
>suddenly top choice and captained for the national team

Hate this meme desu
>>
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>>66458284
This guy knows whats up. Conditioner has enough cleaning agent in it that regular conditioning doesn't require shampooing.

I bet that other guy uses head and shoulders every day
>>
>>66458291
Big Frase
>>
>>66458321

just before half time
>>
so this is how it feels to be english
Atleast we were'nt shit before
>>
Team should be a North London hybrid desu
>>
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>>66458357
>tfw when he leaves PSV he'll be going to Willems II
>>
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>not just shutting up and watching the game
>>
>>66458315
deltee this
>>
PIMP PIMP
>>
I want the last half hour of my life back
>>
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>>66458400
>>
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE WEARING TURQUOISE SOCKS THIS IS UGLY AS FUCK
>>
>>66458394
Fucking kek
>>
>>66458399

Sterling
>>
Why do out midfield keep running away from the ball?

Need wilshere tbph
>>
>>66458291

Woy is by far the biggest nob.

Owl faced cunt.
>>
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>you will never bun a zoot with zoet
>>
>vardy
he's finished lads
>>
>chat
>>
Rooney would have finished that
>>
>VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY >VARDY
>>
Could the referee get any more in the way?
>>
>>66458366
David Semen
>>
MEME OVER
>>
FUCKING FRAUD
>>
>>66458374
Do it m8. Take pics and send em to her
>>
VARDS IS REVVING UP
>>
BORING BORING TABLES!
>>
>>66458235
14 inches lol
>>
the meme is over
>>
>>66458291

The manager Roy Hodgeson
>>
>Milner is on £140k/week salary
>>
vardy forgot he doesnt have a left foot
>>
rooney would have scored that
>>
>>66458404
> Playing next to fucking Milner and Barkley

Of course he's playing poor, he's got a donkey and a clown to play off.
>>
2 (two) Liverpoop player in midfield
>>
Vardy a shit
>>
vardy looks like such a fucking rat
>>
>vardy is gppd

When will this shit meme end?
>>
>>66458417
>Welshit
>Walshit
>Oxshit
>Gibbs
>Mason
wew
>>
>the band

gan fuck your own faces
>>
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>>66458394
>that sign
>>
only thing that could light up this match is a bomb
>>
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>Saw the result of the Germany game and decided to actually tune in to this one
>It's a sleeper
>>
murder my dick and balls
>>
Everyone is shit
>>
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>dutch defense

TOP PIP
>>
ROONEY WOULD HAVE SCORED THAT LA
>>
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>>66458157
Gravity Falls.
>>
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>>66458364
Oh lord
>>
Vardy dropping his shit. It's ogre.
>>
Can't wait for the pundits to talk about how someone with experience (ROONEY WINK WINK) would have finished that
>>
My wife's son keeps turning the TV off in my kennel and it's starting to annoy me
>>
>>66458499
Welbeck is good

Walcott and mason are sometimes good
>>
someone please cap vardy's face from that slow mo replay just then after he missed, literally meme worthy
>>
>this band
OH FUCK OFF THIS SHIT
>>
>>66458470

KOLO KOLO KOLO
>>
>>66458470
STAND UP IF YOU LOVE THE DARTS
>>
>>66458488
consumeliquid confirmed for systembabby
>>
>This Scottish guy still BEGGING for (you)'s

Give me some (you)'s lads just to mock him, show him our English comradery and how easy it is for us
>>
hope the suicide bomber targets the fucking band
>>
>Cahill on the bench
>Kane on the bench
>Dier on the bench
>Alli on the bench

THE CITY OF WOY
H
E

C
I
T
Y

O
F

W
O
Y
>>
>>66458529
looking solid doesn't it
>>
>>66458157
seinfeld
>>
>>66458525
The English play as good as the team they're playing against it seems.
>>
>>66458391

NOT SO FAST RAREY
>>
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MAAAHAAAAAA the dutch..
>>
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>mfw it's not coming home anymore
>>
>>66458478
don't abls get tired of being wrong
>>
>>66458551
>Welbeck is good
>>
FUCKING STONES JUST CLEAR IT
>>
>>66458200
what a blessing it is huh
>>
what library is this?
>>
>>66458542
Kane?
>>
>>66458563
he's assessing the fringe players you fucking ifiot
>>
First bit of good play comes from quick one touch passing like Leicester.

When will England learn their shit possessions do fuck all.

P.S Stones is actually dog shit. Hes pissing Drinkwater off so much.
>>
FUCK'S SAKE STONES HOLY FUCK
>>
>>66458497
seems like u just started a gppd one m8
>>
Stones is the worst meme
>>
>commentator making excuses for England's shit game today

National disease lads
>>
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>Drinkwater saves the day again
>Drinkwater saves the day again
>>
Stones you fucking mong boot it out
>>
>not scoring against us
holy shit england is terrible
>>
Woy of all people should remember how shite Liverpool are, stop picking their wank players senile git
>>
>ibrahima

Fucking senial old prick
>>
>Girlfriend's son is a Man United fan and keeps cheering on Depay

ffs I hope shes not home too late tonight
>>
>that cross
lel
>>
>LELLANA
>>
LALLANA OUT

LIVERPOOL PLAYERS OUT

THEYRE ALL SHITE
>>
Lallana is shocking
>>
>>66458547
>My wife's son
Disgusting

Why choose to live with someone who already has a kid. What a fucking waste.
>>
how are Stones and Jagielka both in the squad

Everton leak goals

>muh ball playing CBs

fuck off
>>
LALLANA OUT
>>
FUCK OFF LIVERPOOL. FUCK OFF.
>>
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>>66458563
>I don't know what a friendly is
>>
>>66458569
solid as a liquid lad.
>>
Is promise a boy name?
>>
>promess
good meme potential
>>
Is there a Liverpool quota for England squads? Literally why are they there?
>>
>>66458561
Alright mate
>>
Lallana is fucking shit. Invisible until he fucks up.
>>
STONES FUCK YOU
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CcU085tGwE

FOR FUCKS SAKE LADS!

NO WONDER OUT TEAM DOES SO SHIT WHEN NONE OF YOU CUNTS GET BEHIND THEM!

NO WONDER OUR COUNTRY IS SO KEKED!

INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND!
>>
> Drinkwater doing the entire back 4's job

Christ...
>>
>""""""""""""ball playing""""""""""" defender
>>
>>66458645
FUCK YOU HE'S GOOD AT PRESSING BLAME WOY FOR NOT DOING IT
>>
>>66458624
>my girlfriend's son

topcuck
>>
rose is the only player on the pitch that seems to give a shit
>>
>>66458615

Open your eyes !

> England - fast, tight passing and quick play

> Netherlands - slow, boring, endless passing about, no on dares to make an attempt on goal
>>
>>66458601
They're shit, assessment over.
>>
>>66458651
sometimes
>>
new thread !
>>
>shittidge
>>
>>66458647
what happened to you'r flag
>>
>Sturridge with a shit shot
as expected. Which club does he play for again?
>>
>>66458547
Beat the shit out of him you chav
>>
>>66458637

>(you)
>>
Oh shit Barkleys playing
>>
>>66458563
Are you a 14 year old mate?
>>
>barkley

Darkie nonce
>>
>Vardy will never glass you for being a middle class ponce
>>
>>66458688

Freedom
>>
>>66458680
lol
England 0 shots on goal
Netherlands 2 shots on goal
>>
Drinkwater looks like he's getting into it desu
>>
I can definitely see England bringing it home this year lmao
>>
>>66458721
>you
>>
>>66458680
again this ultracuck
>>
>>66458318
top pleb
>>
>>66458688
it's low-energy :(
>>
Barkley.... Just leave and never come back
>>
>>66458547

Cuck
>>
>Depay gets the ball
>Cuts in on to his right foot
>Nothing happens
>England gain possession

I'm keeping tally. Seen it happen 3 times now
>>
new

>>66458747
>>66458747
>>66458747
>>66458747
>>
>Barkley
We need the superior Nigerian Bamidele Alli
>>
STONES OUT
LALLANA OUT
MILNER OUT

ALLI IN
KANE IN
CAHILL IN
>>
>drinkwater
yeah I do thanks
>>
JUST PUT THE SPURS BOYS ON
>>
>>66458718
>you'll never be Japanese around Jamie Vardy
>>
>Lallana takes it from inside the box and runs it back to the halfway line
THANK YOU BASED LALLANA
>>
1-0
>>
Dubs and Drinkwater drinks water
>>
So judged on saturday's and tonight's performance we can all agree the best midfield to take to france will be Drinkwater-Alli-Dier ?
>>
>>66458254

Might be Leah Williamson, unsure because of the expression being made.
>>
>>66458381
I like you!
>>
>>66458601

>Drinkwater
>Milner
>Lallana

Yeah, real game changers there Woy.
>>
>Drinkwater getting completely schooled

Kek
>>
Speaking of Willems, what the fuck happened with Willem II? I remember them playing in the Champions League in 2000 or so.
>>
>tfw Engeland would have never qualified in oud group

Enjoy lucking to the ec only to go out in the group stages islandniggers
>>
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Swampland, got for a counter and Afelay passes it to hard and far to chase.
>>
RULE BRITTANIA
>>
You better win this shit England
>>
>Narsingh

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
>>66458410
and hair gel

if you use any hair product besides wax you will never have sex
>>
>>66458844
whatever happened to Ron Willems of Derby County?
>>
>all these ABEs getting trigger happy

Not one player tonight would get into our strongest xi
>>
>>66458869
Please get a trip so i can filter you
>>
>>66458624
>cuck
>>
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>>66457829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvqx3csHFbw
reddit bros had this link.
>>
>>66458688

faded in the wash
>>
Why does Milner think our strikers can win a ball in the air?
>>
Get Milner off for fuck sake!
>>
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
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VARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDYVARDY
>>
VARDYYYYYY
>>
I fucking hate this 'team'
>>
goal
>>
THE GOAL GOBLIN IS UNSTOPPABLE
>>
>willems
>>
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Tidy passes there. Just overwhelmed them.
>>
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CHAT SHIT
>>
(milner, lalallna, sturrigdge,) vardy!
livershit sucks
>>
VAAARDEEEH VARDEEEEEEEEEEH VARDEEEEEEEEEEEEH VARDEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>
>>66459011
Thanks, man
>>
>>66458721
lol
England 1 goal
Netherlands 0 goal
>>
Dutch TV calling the literal who striker(Janssen) great.

How can you rate a striker who has done jack fuck at all.
>>
Let me tell you

England

> go on the attack
> gets close to the dutch goal
> goes forward and tries to score a goal


Netherlands

> builds up all the time
> get close to the english goal
> decide to pass it back and build up again
England is willing to take chances and go for goal

Netherland want to keep possession and will do nothing
>>
>>66460009
For a patched up side, the Dutch have been okay. I know it's just a friendly, but you shouldn't be too hard on your lads.
>>
Blind All suprised he is actually winning, Kek.
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