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I have superb taste as you can tell I am a Spurs fan.
edition
games tomorrow:
>Thunder vs Raptors
>Nets vs Heat
>Spurs vs Grizzlies
>Knicks vs Pelicans
>Suns vs Timberwolves
>Hawks vs Bulls
>Lakers vs Jazz
>Mavericks vs Nuggets
>Kings vs Trail Blazers
>Celtics vs Clippers
>I have superb taste as you can tell I am a Spurs fan
I will use geometry and science to debunk the Finals picture.
Height: 6-7.25 (2003 draft at age 18) Wingspan: 7-0.25
What we do know by these body statistics, is that LeBron has a VERY large skeletal frame. And proven by studies, height has no correlation with package size.
If you look at this picture, you'll see that LeBron's arm sleeve takes up essentially 1/2 or even closer to 3/5 of his arm length.
LeBron's arm length account for 4/5ths of LeBron's wingspan (Take out the shoulder width)
Doing the math, LeBron's arm length is roughly around 3 feet on both sides. His arms make up 6 feet of his wingspan, and the shoulder width makes up the rest.
Now knowing that LeBron's arm is 3 feet, we can then decipher how long his arm sleeve is. Knowing that the sleeve, takes up around 3/5ths of LeBron's 3 feet arm, we know that LeBron's arm sleeve, is roughly 1.8 feet.
>>66433994
>>66433994
>>66433994
>I have superb taste as you can tell I am a Spurs fan
/nba/ is killing my sides right now
I now want you to pay attention to this image.
Take note that the white square is the original sized image of LeBron's package. The copy to the right is an upscaled 125% version. We do this because we are going to use his arm sleeve as a size reference, and his arm sleeve is actually CLOSER to the camera, which distorts the size. This is why in bodybuilding contests, they have a marked out line which you cannot go in front of, as it distorts size when comparisons are made.
We then take the upscaled version of LeBron's schlong, and compare it to the arm sleeve, which is about at a 140 degree angle.
As you can see, it takes about 4 LeBron's to cover the shortened length of LeBron's arm, due to the angle at the elbow.
If we straighten his arm, it would take about 5 LeBron's to cover the length.
KNOWING that LeBron's arm sleeve is 1.8 feet, we can divide this by 5, to get the official size of LeBron.
It comes out to 0.36 feet, which is 4.32 inches
We then account for blood flow not being directed to the package, but the muscles. Scientists estimate that flaccid size decrease by about 30% during exercise, which means that LeBron is around 5.75 inches FLACCID.
This is higher than the global male average ERECT.
We can assume that LeBron has at least 8-9 inches of Erect meat
Post the best Center in the league
Rules
>6'11 at least
>Average a double double
>Can dunk on niggas
>Funny and will have amazing post-nba career
>Black
>Shoot less than 50% from FT
>Shoot at least 65% from FG%
>Black
MEMES
>I have superb taste as you can tell I am a Spurs fan
high quality basketball discussion lmao
lebrons dick and spudora posting
>>66434364
andre drummond
>>66434364
Karl Anthony Towns
>>66434349
What the fuck is this
>>66434386
don't get to be the best nba forum on the internet with out this type of groundbreaking content
also
>dubs
>>66434405
something something correlating feet with penis size something something
>>66434410
>>66434389
poor defender, disqualified
First for Kobe
>there are """"" people""""" ITT right now that think the Warriors aren't repeating
>>66434364
>>66434401
give it a few years, also too good at free throws
>>66434459
I'm one of them.
How many rings will Kobe win before he retires?
>>66434465
6'9
I'd propose whiteside
>>66434468
MY FUCKING SIDES TOP KEK
>>66434476
One or two tbqhwy.
>>66434468
classy
>>66434364
Why is being a complete liability at the free throw line a good thing?
>>66434494
All the greats were bad FT shooters
Can we stop this shitposying about based Spurs fans? It's proven we Spurs fans have the most elegant taste in basically everything, movies, food you name it.
>>66434479
>Whiteside
>post-NBA career
i think we all know who got dis niggas
>>66434468
bruh lmaooooo
>>66434508
Hakeem was known for his horrendous FT% after all
>>66434511
deandre jordan's eyes are too close together
>>66434508
Most greats had at least a semi-passable low post game
>>66434513
sup jose
>>66434522
Did he ever shoot 70% from the field in a season?
>>66434533
>I haven't been watching DeAndre Jordan this past week
>Lebron is better than Kobr on the all time GOAT list
but will they surpass the 96-97 bulls?
>>66434432
DeAndre's overrated on defense, he doesn't defend the pick and roll well, he doesn't have great defensive positioning, and he doesn't captain his team well. You can talk about muh stats all you want, there's a reason the Clippers are a mediocre defensive team.
>>66434545
I think we all know who the best is
>>66434535
get this shit outta here
/cascadia/ is /nba/ lore bitch, check the archives. Blazer bros agree
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/65671456/#65672780
Go against the loremasters and see what happens
>>66434553
i dont think anyone is arguing that bron is better yet
>>66434589
(You)
>>66434591
He must have won 30 games in a season.. right?
/nba/ talking so much shit about spurs fans because they upset SPC is the new king of /nba/ hahahhahahahhahaha
>>66434560
MFW im enjain a bowrd and then a curry cuck rider appearz
>>66434535
>>66434601
also if you remember, Clippers are part of the SPC clone, Suns Pacers Clippers. your OC is dank my friend, but you should focus your OC making elsewhere. also it doesnt make sense for Rockets and Blazers to be in a broship, they hate each other
>>66434637
Small Penis Club is old news.
if /nba/ doesn't stop talking about spurs fans in negative manners i will leave this thread forever, it would be the biggest loss in /nba/ history as i have made 85% of /nba/ OC and memes
without me /nba/ would basically be dead
>>66434663
do it faggot
>>66434663
sup 7kt
>DJ starts putting up David Robinson numbers and /nba/ can't handle it
You cant spell superb without SPURS
You cant spell spurms without SPURS
>>66434663
hasta la vista spudora
>>66434688
theres no s in superb retard
>>66434688
>>66434698
some solid shitposting tonight boys
>>66434713
>theres no s in superb retard
Rockets bro here
>>66434760
this general has been a shit hole for a while now you can post whatever want. the janny only deletes Lakerposting and he only does that when he really feels like it, other than that have at it
sfv > pokken
Updated.
>>66434788
sucking big dicks lol
Spurs are by far the best team, AND the best fanbase the league has ever seen. You can't deny this fact.
>>66434803
woah calm down niggas it ain't even the summer yet!
>>66434811
disgusting
>>66434803
look man, just leave the blazers alone, they're the closest thing left for me to cheer for after the grizz and sonics left and I wouldn't want them to be associated with faggot floppers like harden and cp3
>this thread
Can you people stop being retarded for one day?
>>66434837
its always summer over here nigga
>all this blew up from one Spurdora mistaking the Wu-Tang symbol for the Batman symbol
DEEPEST LORE
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>>66434774
>>66434792
>>66434811
Interesting pattern.. is that DeAndre Jordan dunking on SPC?
This is sad
>>66434868
Sorry Spur fans don't listen to shit music. Batman is more influential culturally than golf wang or whatever. It's like comparing the Spurs legacy to the Warriors.
>>66434868
>tfw i was one of the 2 posters who called him out
have i made my mark in /nba/ history?
there is cheese in the shell guys
anyone still watchin the fakers? its delightfully depressing
>>66434902
you have a pretty flag :)
>>66434897
this smells like a new gimmick for the curry spammer. notice the "ahahahahha" and his obsession with trips and notable /nba/ broships.
>>66434902
what part of the U.S. do you live in again?
>>66434928
the curry spammer never made OC
>>66434902
>some """people""" actually watch apehoop instead of spending that valuable time shitposting
>>66434928
ahahahahaha nice one america, greece btfo AGAIN
>>66434937
this. i welcome new shitposting as long it brings new OC. Curry just spammed google images
>>66434928
lmao hahaha is /nba/ culture now
>>66434928
CelticsBlogForums>CelticsTalk most of the day
who /playoffs/ here?
So if the Warriors do break the record will people actually give them any credit?
There's like 3 teams that can win the title this year. The entire Eastern Conference is absolute shit. Half the teams int he Western Conference are only slightly better. The Lakers are 15-57 for christs sake.
I don't believe they get any actual credit from non-casual fans. The NBA is so shitty right now it's not even funny.
bully ball is dead
It's the 4th quarter and mr bully ball has failed to bully anyone, acquiring a grand total of 2 rebounds with 8 points.
>>66434868
You have our support lelbron
>>66434975
I hope they get credit so the Spurs can get more credit when they BODY them.
deangela is a bust
So when are the Lakers leaving Staples Center?
Must suck to be a Clipper fan and have to be spoken about with the Lakers name
P.s. go back to Minneapolis.. Los Angeles is Clipper City
>>66434998
Is Canadian Clippers fan the Dutch Man City bandwagoner of basketball?
is nick and d'faggot bust talkking?
How destroyed will /nba/ be when the Spurs literally get a perfect 16-0 in the postseason?
![Steph Curry Dancing machine [HD, 720p].webm](https://i.imgur.com/8TJdTqz.jpg "Steph Curry Dancing machine [HD, 720p]")
memes < Titles
Chris Paul (Christian) > Earvin Johnson (Homosexual man)
J.J. Redick > Kobe Bryant (Rapist)
Matthew Barnes (Family Man) > Nicholas Young (Both full Blood Clippers)
Blake Griffin (Pretty funny guy, play fights with friends) > Karl Malone (Sexually assaulted a child when he was older)
Hyland Jordan (Mommas boy at heart) > Shaquille O'Neal (Shaq is known to be lacking in that department)
Wait, McDonalds is doing breakfast bowls? What the fuck is a breakfast bowl?
Clippers literally won off a fluke. Spurs don't give up big leads, I dare yall to see us again.
>>66435082
lmao canadian clipper "fan" exposed he doesn't even know the starting 5
>>66435099
HAHAHHAHAAHA
>>66435082
Pete Maravich (completely nuts) owns them all
>>66435093
i think its when they put a breakfast in a bowl
>>66435093
>Beginning this week, McDonald's is offering Tex-Mex-inspired breakfast bowls in its Los Angeles and San Diego, CA, chains, according to CNN Money.
>For a little more than $4, customers can order the egg white and turkey sausage bowl with kale and spinach, which has 250 calories and 27 grams of protein. Option number two — the scrambled egg and chorizo bowl — is heavier in calories and includes hash browns, salsa, and pico de gallo, coming out to 460 calories and 26 grams of protein.
wtf. Turkey with kale and spinach for breakfast?
>>66435102
Chris Paul- Austin Rivers - Pablo Prigioni
JJ Redick - Jamal Crawford
Paul Pierce - Wesley Johnson - Jeff Green
Luc Mbah a Moute - Blake Griffin
DeAndre Jordan - Cole Aldrich - Jeff Ayres
Regular Call ups CJ Wilcox - Branden Dawson
remember when chipotle got popular
now nobody eats there, the 4 chipotles near me dont even exist anymore
>>66435124
yeah we're pretty health conscious here in San Diego so we'll never eat that shit they'll market it to us though
>>66435124
it sounds good
>having a problem with kale and spinash
are you 12?
>Who is the face of the Chicago Bulls
>>66435143
okay wait, who are you greek fag because this has been used post-ironically a lot in meme community shit lately lol I could probably figure out who you are
>>66435159
>eating salad for breakfast
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>66435159
no he's just a britcuck who stuffs his face with greasy garbage while letting achmed fuck his wife
What's your favorite wrap right now /nba/? Mine's the cajun chicken wrap
>>66435192
Jokes on you, I don't have a wife
>>66435173
>brits thinking thy can talk about food, much less breakfast
don't you ever talk to me about breakfast again
GOD VS MAN
>>66435192
jokes on you, he is achmed
>>66435194
I don't eat fake mexican food, CRB is all about authenticity
>>66435169
non-ironically post-find me amfag
>>66435202
Fuck you, Full English Breakfasts are the GOAT.
>>66435211
My post has nothing to do with mexican food
>>66435217
Fucking pic didn't upload.
>tfw all this Spurs hate
>a plain muffin and tea is breakfast in the uk
lmao
>>66435233
>beans touching the toast and eggs
fucking savages
im sorry, i thought we were in a basketball general...can someone tell me where it is? i've seem to have stumbled upon a food board.
>>66435254
this is the AM Crunchwrap General, where the fuck did you think you were?
>>66435254
>not being a breakfast defector
>>66435254
leave faggot
I'll take a sausage and gravy biscuit with a bacon and egg biscuit and a chicken biscuit with 2 hasbbrowns thank you
>>66435194
Duncans breakfast burrito
>>66435254
im p sure at this stage im the only 1 still watchin the fakers...
LMAO DEANGELA BUST GUARDING HIS OWN TEAMMATES
WEBM WHEN
https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/714270718549057537
The PolishBeast just fecked some nigga ass
>>66435281
Nope, I'm watching the Lakers getting btfo, which is why I was wondering about breakfast bowls because there was an ad on the broadcast.
>>66435272
this is all we have lad, sorry
>>66435286
looks like /nba/ was wrong AGAIN aha
>>66435303
>literally skips breakfast to watch the game
European fans, best fans...
>>66435286
wow defending the tank with some elite D
tank commander taught him well
>>66435305
is that a brownie in the middle? what is above the beans? jesus nigel, no wonder you guys have shit teeth. you're literally eating rocks.
Marcus Thornton should make a 3 for the humiliation to reach climax
God this is terrible. Dallas has reached a point where they can have lopsided losses to the Kings. Who the hell lets the Kings score 60%.
I really hope they make it to the playoffs and the Rockets don't. Because Cuban would have signed these max contracts in vain, might as well have tanked.
>>66435326
>brownies with breakfast
>he doesn't know about black and white pudding
why do americans even start talking about food, stick to what you're good at like putting balls in hoops
>>66435326
Black pudding.and... I actually have no fucking idea. A round sausage maybe?
victory
>>66435363
Oh, it's white pudding? Fucking Scots.
>>66435363
>>66435367
i mean i'd try it and it likes good i guess but why are the eggs pink?
>>66435363
>pudding
lmao SUCH A BRITISH FOOD since it doesn't require teeth my grandpa eats pudding
>>66435383
The yellow of the yolk through the white sometimes can look pink.
>>66435377
you can only find such delicacies up north lad
>>66435383
it's called poached eggs, i understand how you might not have heard about it as it's a healthier option than frying
also who is getting MIP? is mccollum still a lock?
>>66435461
>harry is mad his parents don't love him enough to buy him food..
BTFO
>>66435484
>harry is mad his parents don't love him enough to buy him food..
BTFO
>>66435484
at least when we were roasting spudoras it was slightly nba related
>>66435503
>harry
just realized i dont know any non-brits with that name
>>66434292
Even thought i hate spurs and them yids got to give praise to kane and dier.
>I have superb taste as you can tell I am a Spurs fan
>>66435527
spurs going to win the league in two different sports, pretty spooky desu
Some times you gotta mix it up, you gotta be different. Coach did that this game and helped us win the game. . Sometimes I might wear a crazy outfit, just to shake things up a little bit. People don't think about Taco Bell for breakfast, things are changing now. This right here is the AM Crunchwrap. This is the power move right here. It has the eggs, with the cheese on it. The bacon. The jalapeno sauce. Then the hash brown tops it off. It has its own swagger to it. I'm James Harden, and I am a breakfast defector.
>>66435484
>breakfast
>NBA
we can combine the two...
According to EET, fakers had Polish Cock for breakfast
>>66435551
oh look a greek celtic """""fan""""", you'll be gone in about a month or so. you'll go back to watching goat races soon enough.
Everyone has their breakfast sandwiches. Some times you gotta mix it up, you gotta be different. Sometimes I might wear a crazy outfit, just to shake things up a little bit. People don't think about Taco Bell for breakfast, things are changing now. This right here is the AM Crunchwrap. This is the power move right here. It has the eggs, with the cheese on it. The bacon. The jalapeno sauce. Then the hash brown tops it off. It has its own swagger to it. I'm James Harden, and I am a breakfast defector.
Lal and mavs lost, that was a glorious evening/morning... will be back in 24 for the C's game
hope the Canucks and the Jews will b around again
>>66435573
stick the "" up yours fag, i ve been a C's fan before you were born.
dont get me triggered just when Im about to leave...
>>66435574
Thank you Anon. It's been too long since someone has posted this.
>>66435574
>tfw you will never have an AM Crunchwrap
>>66435609
>thank you for posting an ad
euro /nba/. not even once
6 days until you manlets rue the day.
>>66435545
>lrn2lesta
stupid nigger.
>>66435574
I miss this meme, best /nba/ one desu
>>66435616
McDonalds stopped doing vanilla lattes recently and it's really made me want to defect tbqfh
>underachieved with Germany
>underachieved with Bayern
clearly the man knows what he is doing
>>66435633
Watching niggers throw balls into steel rings
>never
Watching niggers play rugby wearing armor
>never
Watching grown ups play rounders
>never
ice hockey
>ok
USA
>bunch of fags
>>66435672
settle down nigel
>>66435574
i remember when you, knicks gf and kyrie fan posted everyday
>the rest of the shitty nba eats taco bell
>Spurs and their fans eat real authentic good food
It's like poetry
>>66435525
what's spc and rbl?
tonight is literally the best /nba/ has been so far this year
>>66435738
Nah, the BTFOing of Tristan via Canada and an Anti leaveland fag a week or so ago was better.
>>66435738
it's like this every time the Warriors win
>>66435705
Because Spurs fans have superb taste, as you can tell they are Spurs fans.
>>66435738
i agree
Lakers STINK!
AY CHUCK
WUT WUR U SAYING BOUT DEM WIMMIN IN SAN ENTOEKNEEOH?
>>66435763
Agreed
>>66434292
>I have superb taste as you can tell I am a Spurs fan.
Where does this rank in /nba/ meme history?
sup go wiz
>>66435773
BIG OL WOMMIN ERNEH
SUPAMAN IS IN THE BUILDING
SUPERMAN
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
>>66435773
VICTORIA IS DEFINITELY A SECRET IN SAN ANTONIO
STADIUM IS SELLIN OUT CHURROS
RIVER WALK? THAT'S A CREEK, A DIRTY CREEK.
WOULD YOU EAT A FISH OUT OF THERE?
>>66435780
/nba/ meme history is pretty deep but at this rate it could break into the top 10
>>66435780
In the anals of /nba/ lore
How superb is your taste /nba/?
/nba/ should move into one of China's ghost cities
>>66435699
For a second I was thinking about a re-tort but...
>canada such an insignificant country.
Vote yourself out of the Commonwealth please, having this colonial tie with such a wanky country is embarrassing.
LISTEN KENNY.
YOU WERE A GUARD
FEED HIM DOWN LOW AND LET HIM DOMINATE..
IT DOESN'T MATTER
I WAS TOO GO.. DON'T SAY HACK-A-SHAQ
BARBECUE CHICKEN ALERT
>>66435846
Well I am a Spurs fan and I don't listen to jungle music so my superb taste is beyond enlightenment if I do say so myself.
>>66435880
>a bunch of /nba/ shitposters QBPing and arguing all day in an abandoned city
could be cool
IT'S TIME FOR
EJ'S
NEAT-O
STAT OF THE NIGHT
SPONSORED BY.......NOBODY
AWWW COME ON ERNEH
pictured: what happened tonight
>>66435929
kek. KEK.
What are the Dubs' odds of 73 wins now? Can we still save basketball as we know it, or will they succeed?
>the rockets lost again
What does milana have the mostest of?
Seasons is basically over lads! i had fun, thanks for the dank memes.
rate this season from 1 to 10, was it better than last season?
>>66436089
cellulite
>mfw """"people"""" still think James "softer than a canadian man's dick while watching lesbian porn" Harden is a good player and not a flopping, chucking, nigger who abuses refs willingness to call fouls in the regular season and then proceeds to hinder his team in the post season with his non existent defense, chucking, and general egotistical attitude only accentuated by the cum catcher firmly attached to his chin he calls a beard
>40 points by Klay, 7-14 for 3.
>20 points by Steph, 2-9 for 3.
Why isn't Klay the first option offensively?
my bullyball meme supply is running low someone refill me
>>66436138
it's dead jim
>>66436103
Tobasco bringing the bantz, Milanafag on suicide watch Spurdoras just keep losing.
>Cavaliers guard J.R. Smith has been sued for $2.5 million by a man he got into an encounter with outside a New York City nightclub last November, according to documents obtained by ESPN.com.
>Justin Brown, who was 19 at the time, approached Smith at a pizza shop at about 4 a.m. after Smith had left 1Oak, a well-known club in the Chelsea section of Manhattan. In a lawsuit filed Thursday, Brown claims Smith turned down a request for a photo and then choked and struck him in his head and neck area. Brown is suing for physical injuries and emotional distress.
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/15074066/jr-smith-cleveland-cavaliers-sued-25-million
KEKKING ETERNALLY INTO OBLIVION
>>66436188
>be multimillionaire athlete
>still a nigger
every time
>>66436188
based pipe
BLAKE GRIFFIN IS GOING TO RUIN THE TEAM CHEMISTRY. JUST FUCKING TRADE HIM!!! DOC RIVERS IS SUCH AN IDIOT. WHY THE FUCK DOES HE STILL THINK HIS SON ISN'T WORTH TRADING??? FUCK YOU!!!
>>66436238
>canadian clopper finally gives up on blake griffin
i was starting to wonder how many more chimp outs he'd need to do to get on your bad side
>>66436238
tfw your team isnt run by steve ballmer and doc rivers
>>66436238
when does that faggot come back? dude still needs to serve a 4 game suspension.
Someone give me a brief rundown on 7kt?
>>66436261
He's officially on his 4 game suspension now. We should just bench his bum ass for the playoffs. He didn't contribute shit to this team other than punching a towel boy. AMNESTY HIM!
HAHAHAHAHHA
I can't wait until the Raptors BREEZE through the 1st round
Literally the easiest match ups all the way through.. I'm already putting 10k on a sweep
>>66436294
TITLE: 7KT
SUMMARY/PLOT: BTFO
![SetHeight625-131020-CBosh-S02-119[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a791wT7.jpg "SetHeight625-131020-CBosh-S02-119[1]")
>I rate the Raptors
>>66436238
Danny Ainge here. I'll offer you Jonas Jerebko, Marcus Smart, and the Celtics first round pick for 2017, lottery protected until 2022.
>>66436313
It's a good thing WE won't need Chris Bosh spice since we're gonna sweep easily and beat the Cavaliers without a doubt
#WeTheNorth
>>66436294
a guy who comes around occasionally, he isnt as active as he used to be but according to my lore statistics booklet he's still #1 in terms of generating dank /nba/ related OC. one dedicated shitposter really hates him, mostly everyone else doesn't mind him
>>66436321
Mitch Kuptchak here...fuck the celtics LOL
*lights laker edition pipe*
>>66436238
HE'S COMING HOME
>>66436322
Pistons are gonna sweep you in 5 or 6 games lad
>>66436327
Is the broship legit, though?
>give me one good reason this wasnt fixed
>>66436384
no it started out as a joke making fun of the broships, since 76ers knicks and twolves were pretty much the 3 worst teams in the league at the time. eventually we just stopped referring to 7kt as a broship and just referred to the one guy who made it as "7kt". he uses a trip now thats literally "7ktbroship" or something like that. hes created probably 50% of all /nba/'s OC over the last year
>>66436420
>hes created probably 50% of all /nba/'s OC over the last year
7KT we know it's you...your oc sucks.
>>66436420
He has superb memes as you can tell he is a broshipper
>>66436424
he thinks /nba/ is lauren, that's why everyone is sick of him
lel
>>66436121
Klay is just a better Kyle Korver
Steph is a better Jesus Shuttlesworth
>>66436261
I'm starting to wonder if Blake is a literal faggot and that fight had to do something with his gay partner hitting on someone else
>>66436342
>42
ayyyyy
>>66436327
this
as far as i know he's gone full anon now, which i think most people prefer because then the "hi 7kt" retard won't come around
see
>>66436424
>>66436478
but his OC is pretty damn recognizable for example
>>66436251
looks like one of his
>>66436379
Are the Pistons legit? Does Dre need to nut in another white girl to get his 20/20 game on?
anyone notice how food4lyfe and Tristan haven't been seen since they got BTFO?
Someone check if they got cramps like Lebron and went back to hiding lmao
>>66436503
They went to their meetup at In n Out and haven't recovered since. They're arranging their wedding right now.
>thinking about trips at 1 in the morning
>>66436558
>1 in the morning
>not living on the best coast
>>66434617
are you kidding
>mfw the season is almost over
>mfw it's going to be only boreball on TV for the entire summer
just kill me
check dese dubs
im actually just sitting looking at this lack posts
>>66436697
the general is dying, that's evident
even Laker game threads are dying
it will be better once the playoffs start
>>66436679
olypmics bra and broships are making a comeback...
>im bringing broships back
>justin timberlaker.jpg
>>66436722
Lakers gamethreads are dying because the team has been ass and all the bandwagon fucks left. I give props to the Lakers fans that still make threads. Fuck misa.
>>66436679
>not looking forward to the Summer of Shitposting part 2
no matter the outcome of this season the shitposting will be off the charts, it might go to unprecedented levels over the off season as well
>if LeBron wins one for Da Land
>if LeBron loses in the Finals again
>if the Warriors repeat
>if there are any upsets like the Cavs or Warriors getting knocked out before the Finals
>if the Clippers choke again
>if the Spurs choke again
>if the Raptors dont make it out of the first round
the only boring outcome is the Spurs winning again, since they dont really generate good shitposting. then you got free agency
>if Durant leaves OKC
>if Durant goes to the Warriors
>if Boogie or Blake get traded
>if some shit team overpays Harrison Barnes and Hassan Whiteside
this upcoming summer is going to be even better/worse than last summer
>>66436749
>I give props to the Lakers fans that still make threads
thanks canada
>>66436503
Literally obsessed.
>>66436779
here we go...
>>66436779
please turn off your trip, you are on an anonymous message board
>>66436766
how much adderall did you take? seriously
>>66436815
i take adderall like your mom takes black cock
will Klay be finals MVP?
>>66436679
>not watching the Euros and MLS in the summer while waiting for NFL preseason.
And there's still almost 3 months of b-ball left lad.
![19bee72ca61123743eee6369fa52675e117f54db58c28daabb931f1f8f289a0b_large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AMcH1A6.jpg "19bee72ca61123743eee6369fa52675e117f54db58c28daabb931f1f8f289a0b large[1]")
>>66436874
He already won MVP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF-Ywajg6Rg
>dat food question
he's a real nigga
>>66436998
>no mashed potatos
did he not want to bring out the bagged milk or what?
>>66437020
that first question had me rolling...i was hoping on everything he would say bagged milk ahahahah
Has any other coach came out against a player like this?
>>66437036
STOP!!! JUST STOP PLEASE!!!
Alright /nba/ give me some pickup lines smoother than this
https://streamable.com/ytov
i-is it too late into the night to drop some hot OC? or should i wait till tomorrow
>5'9 dunks on 6'9
what your excuse /nba/? is it all the food you guy's been posting?
>>66437229
>1 dunk, 1 game
yeah but can this guy shitpost 24/7 for 2 seasons straight?
>>66437159
wait till tomorrow no one will see it right now
>>66437159
post now and tomorrow this thread is almost over
>mfw kd is scared of bully
>>66437229
>losing by double digits and flexin
>>66437347
my oldest friend. with me through the realest of summers and now the realest of hours
>>66437133
adorbz
>>66437358
oh look, OCD doesn't see any bullyposting so he thinks its safe to come out of the woodworks. you got the wrong guy OCD.
>>66437367
theres literally a bullypost right here tho >>66437304
>>66437375
>OCD soo shook he literally looks out for bully-posts.
4 letters for you OCD...
B....T....F....O!
ahahah
>mfw Spurs sweep the Warriors in 5
Lmao
>>66437347
i just got back in the house.
fucking fat bitches
>>66437394
>>66437402
see you draft day OCD
>>66437394
kek you are the most amusing person
>>66437416
Horrible shop
>>66437410
ur replying to the wrong person that aint me
>>66437416
why is bully OC always so shit
>>66437416
it's only good OC if they hate it
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win
>>66437425
>>66437435
holy shit no wonder 7kt left, you guy(s) are autistic as fuck
what jersey is this btw? totally sports related
>>66437400
alpha test as fuck
>>66437453
RAREHARRY
just put a banana in my ass
ask me anything
>>66437476
will the raptors make it out of the first round?
why do white people insist on trying to play basketball?
nigga like 4chanx updated and this shit is not working for me right
Why is disco music so lovely?
Literally no one can possibly hate disco
>>66437494
nope
TOR vs OKC
if toronto beats them, i will say that they make it out of the first round against whoever they are matched against, i think its indiana,
How fucking lucky is Kobe? He literally could take 1 season contracts overseas for like 5 years straight and just travel the world. 1 season in China, then one season in Italy, then one season in Spain, then 1 in Greece.
WE COMIN FOR YOU GOLDEN STATE
>>66437640
I think he may reconsider playing overseas, he's basically said he's going to keep working out like he's still in the NBA...why not go to Italy and dominate? He could play another 10 years in China
But I guess the man just wants to chill and watch his daughters grow up, no harm in that, he's worked harder than most niggas
>btw she's goat tier skinny but once she puts on a little weight, her ass turns into a clusterfuck real fast, unlike demi
>Kobi
>Chinuh
Can we plz go back to discussin continental breakfast and bball correlations?
>1st year in the League
>39 points
>ice veins
artem
>people shitposting with pictures of fat girls
typical /nba/
>>66438020
aahahhaha who missed that shot? can't tell by the number
that feel when it's the end of the season and no games matter
>>66438128
Looks like the human lowlight reel brandon knight
lads, casual here.
whats with all the talk about melo playing with lebron? is lebron going to the knicks or what??
>>66438370
no, just lebron literally cant say a sentence without everyone on ESPN flipping their shit ever since curry became more popular than him
>>66438310
>>66438318
>>66438322
>>66438328
>>66438335
Can you contribute something worthwhile? Goddamn, how many times are you going to do this?
Rbl boss here, thanks for the laughs lads but it's time I move on in life. I've used the broship as a means to cope with my depression and my shit relationship with my mom but now I realize I need to go out into the real world and make something of myself.
I hope the rest of you find the courage to do this too, please don't waste anymore time here
H.
>>66438612
>H.
Quality shitpost
I hope the wizards keep their first round pick
>>66434468
>Warrior dick riders know full well they'll lose to the Spurs.
>if you root for the spurs instead of the memeiors then that makes you reddit.
what the fuck happened to 4chan?
>>66438741
Who do they take if they do?
>>66438890
Well I wanted them to take hield but I think his stock Rose too much
I really don't know who will be in the top 9
>>66438917
He would be a great addition. They need a good SG again.
>>66438767
>implying >we will lose to the Spurs
San Antonio got no chance, m8. Hope that won't cause your fedora to catch fire.
>>66438998
He'd play well with wall and beal but I think he'd be gone by the ninth pick
>>66439035
Jamal Murray?
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY
>>66436679
>yuropean football championships
>olympics
>4chanc up
Are you forgetting how based summer 2012 was on /sp/? Of course Ianb Owl and still having WSHH threads made it a little more fun.
>>66439069
Maybe, I really don't know too much about college ball
Hield and perry Ellis really have stood out to me tho, they seem pretty good. Ellis might be too thin
which meme would you prefer supporting your team
drake or steve ballmer
>>66439011
I'm gonna get your jersey when we draft you ismet
>wake up
>Spurs /comfy/ in the second seed
>half a month of CIA pop experimenting
feels fucking good tbqhwy. literally weeks of pop tinkering with his master plan
>>66439220
Perry Ellis is older than Greg Oden
>>66439265
He looks like a thin Carlos boozer lel
>>66439248
you just KNOW
>>66439239
cuban
Report that the 6ers will look to trade Okafor this summer is not surprising at all.
1. Okafor can't play with Noel on the floor and Noel is much better.
2. Okafor is pretty much a shithead who is a douchebag teammate that nobody likes.
3. Okafor has off court issues.
4. Embiid and Noel will be beastly.
>>66439375
Not to mention the fact that he doesn't play defense and isn't all that good.
>>66439248
oh man you just KNOW
>>66439375
sixers need to tank for 2 more years and here's why
this year they can get simmons and ingram. pair them with okafor, noel, saric, embiid. and give bennett another shot.
then, tank again next season so you're guaranteed two picks in the top 5. draft the top pg and top sg.
theres your elite as fuck team
number 1 pick in 2017/backup pg
number 3 pick in 2017/backup sg
ingram/backup sf/bennett
simmons/saric/noel
embiid/okafor
>>66439529
nice senpai
>>66439457
Saw her on effay
>>66439457
But Simmons and Okafor would make less sense than Okafor and Noel.
>Draft Jamal Murray this year
Projected starting LU is
PG - Ish Smith
SG - Jamal Murray
SF - Bob Covington
PF - Nerlens Noel
C - Joel Embiid
Plus whatever they can get for Okafor (who has decent value).
Ben Simmons isn't AS overrated as Okafor was coming out of college, but he's still overrated. He projects as a SF that literally cannot shoot from farther than 4 feet away or a PF that cant score. Those don't work in the NBA.
>kings acting like if they beat all the teams in front of them til season end they make the playoffs
why the fuck are they exerting now? is it like extortion for actual teams with 8seed aspirations?
>pay us or hold this L
>>66439610
if you haven't been eliminated, there's always playoff hopes
prepare to see mudiayyy lmao and the joker dump the warriors out of the playoffs
Yikes
you have 5 seconds to name the biggest bust of the 2015 NBA draft
>>66439813
Russell
lakers gon get this skeletal nigga, fuck t-rex bullyball and fuck d'snitchelo
>>66439787
he hasn't been consistently bad, he's just been absolutely horrifically bad on two of those nights, where he just kept trying to shoot his way out and it didn't work
>>66439813
Frank Laminski
Jamal Murray is coming to the raptors so fuck off scum.
TANK HARDER NUSG
>>66440107
>19 yo, SG, plays 4 Kentucky
Literally James Young II
Any1 watched Serbia Japan U18?
FagFactor must hav been sublime
>>66440147
James young ain't Canadian so idgaf
I just want to see an all Canadian backcourt w/ cojo and murray
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/15081452/need-understand-lebron-james-cleveland-cavaliers
of course the lebron dick sucker wrote this article
>>66440240
get him back
>>66440324
phat lelbron beach
disgustin
>>66440217
>non-american basketball
>youth basketball
if i wanted to see unathletic scrubs I'd go down to the local basketball court and suggest a pickup game
>>66440324
Do you think Windhorst hires a Lebron James lookalike to fuck his wife while he masturbates in the corner?
Busty hield is a bust. I hope Boston picks him
>>66440325
Lol what a shitter
>>66440439
>busty bust hield
shshshs
don't spoil this for the fakers fans
>>66440503
>he's from greece
>he has an opinion on NBA basketball
teehee
>>66440371
>local bball court
>Union Jack
do u own a private jet britanon?
>>66440406
Any lebron look alike would probably play in the nba desu
>The Los Angeles Police Department is reportedly investigating a death threat made against Chris Paul's wife, Jada, on Twitter on March 14, according to TMZ Sports.
>The tweet in question read, "@CP3 if I knew where you lived I'd probably kill your wife and frame you for it. I watch dateline I get away with it."
>According to TMZ's report, Los Angeles Clippers security saw the tweet and contacted the LAPD, which has yet to make an arrest.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2628205-lapd-reportedly-investigating-death-threat-of-chris-pauls-wife-jada-on-twitter?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national
CP3 can't handle the bantz
>>66440519
>lelbron look alike
he means a nigga, nigga
Lakers can take Buster Hield
I want this nigga as a Kings fan
>>66440529
>all blacks look the same
LeBron is a physical freak no one looks like him
>>66440525
>I watch dateline I'd get away with it
>>66440552
LeBron and Iggy could be brothers.
>>66440543
this nigga is guud
well get him with the dallas pick
then trade him to u for Boogie
>>66440552
white liberalfag detected
go back 2 /pol/ jew
>>66440613
Iggy is also a physical freak, look back three years or so and both were jockeying for most insane body in the nba
>>66435011
They are so much alike
am I still da onli fag wachin U18?
https://youtu.be/D9sNdNY82-A
WTF this guy stopped looking at the rim in stride once he got to halfcourt and looked back right when he caught it
>>66440914
I had stopped watching long b4 the middle of the 3rd quarter
Nusg bisg r cucks
>mfw raptors go 4-0 against the thunder and spurs
Curry's offensive performance this season is better than any other in the history
I'm not saying he's the goat, or anything close to that.
>>66441078
VC fala portugues, kerry dick ryder?
>>66441093
obviamente
who's gonna win: raptors or thunder?
im betting on OKC
>>66441101
Muito bem camarada
Curry e um pedaco de merda
Oscharinho e o verdadeiro goat
now b a guud brazilian and dont ryde kerrys cock agin
>>66441105
last time they played in OKC, carroll played 37 minutes so take him out and OKC has a better chance. Plus OKC is on a 7 game winning streak or some shit. BUT the game is in toronto..
>>66441078
now all he needs to do is become one of the GOAT defensive players, and then we can finally compare him to Jordan
Man :(
>>66441225
nikki rhodes is so hot
>>66441225
Can you guys stop being autistic for one goddamn second?
>>66441251
thx... i ll keep postin wheneva i need a porn sauce
>>66441300
ur the one having an autism attack...
>>66441326
SUP GO WIZ!!!!!
>yfw the little guy btfo your team
he cant be stopped
chris "over the hump" paul is /nextvictim/
>>66441370
I hope you have a productive afternoon my fine Canadian friend
Cavs will lose to the Raptors or Detroit in the playoffs.
Screencap this.
>>66441383
There will be revenge tonight
>>66441448
>tryng to intimidate
>posts most overrated center in history webm
>>66441370
Fucking faggot
Jabari Parker, Giannis or Middleton. Who's Jersey should I get?
>>66441485
Antetayyyykoumpo
>>66441485
Giannis. Not even a decision.
>>66441485
Giannis
I live in Milwaukee and I've never seen a fucking Middleton jersey except actually on Khris
>>66441383
finalli, a reasonable person in this threat
>>66441485
just watch mi flag ejaculate
>>66441428
Boutta hit the gym to do some chin ups, deadlifts and hopefully ball the fuck out against some scrubs. After that hopefully finish an essay. Gonna be a goooood day
>>66441383
>fun game actually broadcast on NBATV
>10:30PM on a Monday
>>66441621
feck the scrubz
u ll b missd
>>66441625
>classes are finally over
>5 weeks until exams
>can easily revert to west coast sleeping times for a month
>every basketball game is available to watch
>mfw
Discuss
rate my 2k14 Pistons team in the second season
Jennings/JRSmith/JoshSmith/Gallinari/Drummond
Dragic/KCP/Klay/Jabari/Ezeli
and Hardway JR and some random second rounder
>>66441812
Best college season?
>>66441828
quit 2k n pai yer denbts grAnon
>>66441812
his bahamian ffs
>>66441838
Si
Curry didn't get to as good as he is till some years in the NBA, but Buddy is already blossoming in his senior year.
He's only going to get better.
>>66441828
trash desu
>>66441383
>cloppers
>>66441848
dont worry, it's not like I bought it ;)
>>66441891
k k then
>>66441889
feck the cloppers
saw this post on twitter by sbnation
>Saying UConn hurts women's basketball is misogyny disguised as legitimate sports opinion.
god people are retarded with this pc now
>>66442072
>lamenting the lack of parity in a woman's sport is misogyny
is saying that Curry is ruining basketball an example of misandry? Because I can actually envision Curryfags saying that and being dead serious.
>literally half a month of pop's master plan materializing
>comfy at the 2nd seed with no chance of losing it
>well-rested and locked in going to the playoffs
>warriors busting their asses for a try hard meme record
hahahahahaha stay BTFO rest of the league
how did skal labissiere go from a potential top pick to people saying he'd only be worth it in the second?
>>66442659
when guys are rated highly on potential instead of ability all it takes is one attitude/injury red flag for them to drop hard
HAHAHAHA KYRIE GOT KEKED
>>66442694
JUST
>>66442689
>>66442738
so when do you guys think he will go then? he is all over the place on people's boards
>>66442762
I'm not so sure that he isn't an established bust. He could go now and not risk falling any further but he'll probably be a late first/early second rounder.
I've seen him compared to Yi Jianlian and Bargnani and that obviously isn't good.
>>66442694
>partyomo
?
Yo who else /fantasynbachampionship/ here?
If Jrue Holidays weak ass cant start because of his baby fucking toe should I start KCP (3 games this week) or old ass Jeff Allen (4 games)
>>66442809
A rapper who is signed with Drake's label had a girl, lost her and then got here back, posted a picture on IG, and cucked Kyrie in the process
He pretty much got crossed over
>>66442838
>fucking and squabbling over a prison grill
nothing of value was lost
>>66442694
>>66442838
cuckaliers
>>66442838
ratchet girl tbqh familia
>>66442694
>>66442838
WHERE IS KYRIE FAN
>>66442838
How do you guys know Kyrie didn't dump the bitch? Are we seriously going to pretend that some literally who rapper could cuck an NBA all star?
I heard all Cavs fans are cucks like Kyrie. Is this true?
>they still deny CRB
>>66442762
Late lottery
KEKLAND KEKLALIERS
Wow could kyrie have a worse year than this year
Since he got hurt in the finals it's been all downhill
>andrew bynum today
JUST
I'm sure Kyrie is crying himself to sleep as one of his side bitches sucks his dick. Who fucking cares?
>>66443077
HAHAHAAHAHAAHHA
>>66443077
TAKE THE L NIGGA
hahahahahahahaha
>>66443077
C U C K L A N D
>>66441812
Seeing as Jimmer Freddette is there I'd say this has zero impact on NBA ability.
>>66443092
AHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>66443092
Damn that's some quality OC
I would be embarrassed if I were LeBeta.
I think he is going to request a trade. Can't have cuck teammates.
Can you fat fucks lose weight and fall back?
THE MADMAN REPLIES
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66443154
saved
>>66443152
Is this the logo for the international cuck committee.
>>66443134
HES HERE
Do you fucking retards even know what that word means? Because it doesn't mean getting cheated on.
>>66443217
HAHAAHHAHAH
>>66443217
>>66443154
okay this broship can stay. is this 7KT? the OC is too dank
>>66443092
jesus christ you guys
1. Bitch might have been dumped
2. That picture from PND might be from when they were going out anyway
Nice marketing from PND though, nothing else to see move along
>>66443134
chick on right is 10x hotter than kehlani
KEK the guy deleted the picture off instagram
>>66443270
She deleted her instagram
getting cucked is dumb, getting cucked by an ugly thot like kehlani is just shameful
>>66443298
So?
>>66443152
>U deserved it by supporting the illuminati Bruh
kek
How do people know they didn't break up earlier this month anyway? This is so dumb.
>>66443329
this. as much as I hate the Cavs, this is just a stupid thread
>>66443329
IF you don't shut your fucking fatass up and stop giving these autist overweight fucks more replies
Goddamnit stfu
>>66443359
Cuck confirmed
>>66443077
>>66443134
>>66443217
>>66443270
>>66443329
>>66443337
>>66443359
>n-nothing to see here guys, move along!
>>66443329
I mean lets be serious it is big news. lets be serious kyrie will never get a ring now
Kyrie 2s look really cool
>>66438318
top kek m8
>>66443400
absolutely insane
>>66443400
checked
these singles are for Kyrie
>>66443400
Checked
>>66443092
Lmao
>>66441877
Buddy will be closer to Dame than Curry
>>66442597
>no one above league average minutes per game
>busting their asses
>>66435082
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