Games today:
Newcastle Knights vs NZ Warriors
Kickoff at 2pm AEDT
Wests Tigers vs Parramatta Eels
Kickoff at 4pm AEDT
Cronulla Sharks vs Melbourne Storm
Kickoff at 7pm AEDT
Hey guys. Happy Easter!
wow i am bored as fuck
>>66432402
Same.
Wish I had a gf.
*sighs*
kniggers, niggers and poonulla are my tips 2bh
>>66432492
i broke up with my gf because she annoyed me and was chubs, you want her?
who /GOATcastle/ here?
>>66432655
Nah, no chubs allowed.
Knights / Tigers / Melb.
Just got back from holiday boys.
Warriors
Tigers
Storm
>>66433211
Where'd you go? I spent some down down in Coromandel. Shit was cash,.
>>66433287
Nelson. Was pretty average just went fishing and laid around the house.
>>66433167
>>66433211
>tipping the storm
based reddit
Warriors
Eels
Sharks
>poosters
I got a job at Westpac, lads.
Where is the AFL thread?
>>66433862
call centre?
>>66433938
Nah, as a teller in the local branch.
It's only 21 hours a week though.
>>66433901
I don't think there's any AFL games on today.
Dubs and knights win by 12+
>>66433985
I just lost my job mate. Hang on to it.
>>66433901
>tfw Fox and NBC have started showing AFL games here
what team should I start bandwagoning cunts
Can any sydbros hook up a newbie with some work
woolies and harris farms are full
>>66434068
Wrong thread, kill yourself.
REALLY considering moving to Australia
>>66434085
apply everywhere and don't be picky faggot
>>66434111
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>66434197
>>66434210
>anything I don't like is reddit
Thanks, /pol/
>>66434254
kys "bethany"
>>66434254
pretty much the mentality of /nrl/
>>66434197
>LEE FUGG OV WE FOOL XDXD
>>66434286
this is a newcunt that came here far too late to understand what is being ironically shitposted about
>>66434331
another typical recycled post. sigh
>>66434299
>Memeing memed memes
You don't belong here
warriors will win today lads
>tfw literally doing the /nrl/ /afl/ double
Just give up now lads
>>66434331
commit suicide
just refunded desgeae lads
>>66434500
stay mad
Went to the easter show yesterday lads
>>66434518
>stay mad
back to halo kid
>>66434537
what showbags did you get?
>>66434544
Your mum
>>66434542
>halo
>not COD
kek. just kys now
any of you lads watch DEHH?
>>66434563
>showbags
>s
Anything else, or just her?
>>66433985
that's a sweet gig man, you'd probably be sick of it for the week after 21 hours anyway. living the semi-neet dream
>>66434583
>tfw
if I could earn like 80k a year part time I'd be pretty content tee bee aitch
>>66434111
you cunts can practically walk into management gigs here with your posh fuckin' accents
>>66434611
lazy neet spotted
>>66434544
I actually walked out of the showbag thing in like 5 minutes. Not one of them interested me
Who is Based Daniel lads?
>>66434611
they practically walk into recruitment jobs.
>>66434686
/cric/ threads
>>66434686
Daniel Safiti
>>66434686
R.I.P
Kek. You'd be lucky to have 5,000 people at that crowd.
>New Zealand Warriors
>Plays in the Australian league
How cucked are you guys
Jesus, that may be the fattest person I've ever seen.
>>66434812
> who are the catalans dragons
Roosters on /flyingundertheradar/ watch
Who'd we all tip lads? Warriors here.
game over m8's
Off the back of a bullshit penalty
>>66434895
cry more, it's literally the first 5 minutes and they can't tackle
>>66434895
Not even gonna disagree it was soft.
How big is the lead that the Worriers are going to blow?
fair enough 2bh
Pass was forward to Vatevei anyway.
>>66434694
yeah easy 90k jobs like that
>>66434940
I've never heard of any British people just getting 90k jobs because they're British.
That backline movement from the scrum where Johnson can attack the line at speed is literally why he should be playing 5/8.
Now that is a bullshit penalty
>>66434971
Agreed.
>>66434971
Karma. One all now.
>pooke
>Isaac Luke
jej what a terrible signing
Is Hodkinson elite?
>literally out of the field of play
>not called
What the fuck
>>66434992
I take that back, he is making signing Jeff Robson look like the Roosters signing SBW
KEK. Why didn't johnson kick it?
>tipped warriors
What the fuck. How are they this bad?
>>66435013
Jeff Robson aka
>le steady hand white guy journeyman
Halligan is so fucking biased.
>Knights literally dominating the preseason favourites on their home ground
TYBJoey
>>66435005
heh. it was RTS. Why the fuck was RTS the first reciever on a last play option. Why did luke pass it to him?
>>66435000
Did no one else see this?
>>66435029
it looks like all these new signings (and the team in general) have no idea what they are supposed to be doing
Shit coaching honestly
>>66435031
i'm not sitting on the sideline posting from my phone m8, i'll have to take the word of the touchie
Dumb refs for a dumb game between dumb players
>>66435022
He is
Gary Belcher for the Raiders is worse though
>>66435048
Newcastle literally got tackled into touch and the touchie didn't even call it. That's why there was a huge reaction from the crowd.
The Warriors would improve dramatically if they tossed Vatuvei in the trash and stopped signing old aussie cunts
>>66435062
Yes because home fans are the most objective decision makers. If the touchie didn't call it, I presume he didn't go out
>>66435076
>poo peelands problems are out wide
'no'
>>66435079
>not seeing that it is a culture issue
he is the head "bro" and definitely has an influence on the attitude of other players
Obstruction rules are a huge grey area imo
Based elite bunker consistency
>>66435091
should be a blanket penalty if you run behind, like it used to be
How is that obstruction and not just an offload?
I wonder when players are going to stop themselves from scoring because they realised there was an obstruction in the leadup
Can someone explain to a retard how it was an obstruction?
Is Gubb elite?
>>66435149
Haha
>>66435149
Was about to ask the same question. He seems pretty good.
>>66435146
when you run behind your player you gain an advantage that would not have been had otherwise
If Johnson hadn't have run behind his player it is possible the try isn't scored because the original defender doesn't hesitate
>>66435170
>
>5 on the outside
>make a cheeky inside pass instead
kek
>>66435181
Even though the likelihood that would've happened is slim
safiti has been the knights best all season 2bh
Knights almost look like an NRL team again. Almost.
Kata is a monster
>>66435200
you can't assess the likelihood of that happening, it's always a penalty
>>66435224
He's also a completely useless rugby league player
>>66435235
Shit opinion cunt.
>>66435224
>>66435235
I've honestly never seem him even look to pass to his winger
>tv directors making sure they don't show a replay of the knights "knockon" before the scrum
kek
Huge obstruction lmao
Thats a bullshit penatly as well 2bh
>>66435246
He's Vatuvei 2.0
Nothing but a good ball runner. Paper over the cracks that are his bad ball skills, poor discipline and absolutely terrible defense.
>>66435263
Pooasslel fan spotted
>>66435268
I swear that Vatuvei, Kata and Hurrell are all best friends and just hang out at training avoiding doing anything strenous before going to KFC afterwards
>>66435279
not even 2bh. johnson tackled the wrong bloke
>>66435246
le run straight and hard and not tackle man
NZ holding up well against all this refball
>>66435279
>he doesn't support /GOATcastle/
embarrassing tbqh
>>66434859
>0/4
>40-0
>>66435293
Using shit internet buzz words isn't an argument
>>66435224
>>66435246
Now this is a redditor lads
I support the 5 minute sin bin
DO YOU?
>>66435312
Football is more enjoyable when your team can actually win games against decent teams
>>66435318
Which internet buzzwords did I use? That is a legitimate evaluation of Kata's skillset. He's a liability.
>>66435318
Pull your head in.
>>66435318
he is about as one dimensional as you can get
maybe only Hurrell is worse in that respect
>>66435330
Yes. Sin bin is almost never ever used as it is.
>>66435331
>choosing who you support
>basing this choice off how many games they win
NZ in #1 at this sport and we dont even like it
Based Maymay
>>66435351
>not living in Newcastle is embarrassing
>not choosing to support Newcastle anyway is embarrassing
I had you figured for a retard
>tfw just had a preworkout but the eels game is about to start.
I'm conflicted bros
>there are people who fell for the Johnson meme
>there are people who stuck with Johnson despite his shit score
>there are people who went as far as captaining him
I figuratively can't even...
penalties are the only thing keeping the warriors in this 2bh. Their forwards aren't making the metres at all. If newcastle were a bit more disciplined they'll win this by 8
>>66435419
>implying it's not the other way round
Knights have done a really good job jamming RTS today. Shaun Johnson is shit too.
Genuinely surprised the Warriors are still in this given all the knights refball.
>>66435408
m8 I'm already going to lose. No need to rub it in.
>>66435460
Yeah warriors are copping some incredibly harsh calls.
Who should I trade Mannering for? He's shit this year.
>>66435460
>knights refball.
lol, you mean the warriors piggybacks in every single set?
>>66435497
Elite Ethan Lowe t b h
>>66435537
Already have him
No, I mean all the clearcut knights refball that is keeping them in the game.
>>66435553
Why have the Knights had to defend a fuckload more then?
>>66435497
Parker if you want consistent score
Taupau/papali if you want to get on the rollercoaster
Damnnnn
>That try
Kek
He needs to go buy a lottery ticket
>>66435497
>70 average
>shit
Seriously hope the Warriors win even though I tipped knights.
This knights refball is disgusting.
>piggy backing the big strong islanders down the field
Johnston is a very good player
>>66435628
Yeah, that's atrocious m8. If he was a 150k player that would be an acceptable score, but not at his price tag.
>>66435646
Yeah, that Nathan Ross penalty there was totally not a piggyback.
Who gets the try assist for that one lads?
>>66435655
hes no hodgkinson 2bh
>>66435646
>refball
>warriors leading the penalty count
>>66435646
Agreed.
So many bullshit obstructions, forward passes and sloppy play the balls not being called for pooasslel.
>>66435666
Probably Johnston.
>>66435666
JT obviously
Seriously though, it should be SJ. He drew everyone and created the space.
>thought i tipped the knights
>check
>tipped warriors
Based me
GOATUVEI!
When does eels/tigers start btw?
>tfw Easts are about to be alone on the bottom of the table
>>66431819
Surprised no one noticed OP put the wrong home team for the first game, or this meme dead in the water already?
>>66435729
How's Dragonwoman m8? Still a babe?
>>66435718
Right after this game
>>66435729
I hope so. It was a shitty meme anyway.
>>66435687
>>66435681
However, I do like this meme.
kek, the last pass was forward
>>66435745
It said 2PM on livestream
Here it comes...
WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE HIP THIS YEAR
>>66435747
enjoy it whilst it lasts. I predict its got 4 more weeks before its considered reddit
>>66435767
Dogs/Broncs GF
Getting rid of Memedesco for a cheap fullback so I can afford Memeford.
>>66435782
>not having both
anon pls
Lachlan Fitzgibbon is so shit
>>66435782
>he isn't running a dual fullback Teddy-RTS system
Kek.
KEK.
>>66435799
>2016
>rts
>>66435782
give it 2 weeks m8 for maximum shekels
>memeford
>memedesco
I thought I filtered this retarded word.
>>66435804
soon m8
>>66435794
Local junior and his dad is the CEO of the Knights sleeve sponsor
>>66435777
I think the Dogs will win if Mbye is healthy all year, he's elite af
>>66435832
Don't think I've seen him play a bad game it.
>Mullen dead
Hello spoon my old friend
When is the best time to bring Memeathon Memeston into your side?
>>66435842
He was horrible just last week.
lol RTS intentionally dropped it there
>>66435768
>mfw pioneered this meme and mad my first true contribution to the community
>mfw it will be inevitably lost to the reddit hysteria
I wasn't prepared for this m8s
>>66435847
Next week if he has a another sub 60 score, or wait it out til post origin
>>66435845
Fucking cringed at that post.
>>66435848
he wasn't horrible, he just didn't do much.
>>66435847
If you didn't start with him you should wait until after origin.
love the bias from this kiwi commentator
>>66435865
Not doing much if you're a #7 in the NRL is a horrible performance
>>66435864
*tips footy hat*
Based Shaun (Sean)
>>66435408
>the city of me
Fuck Johnson desu
Who /SJ/ here?
I can't see any other team winning this year other than the Basedogs
>>66435879
cant be GOAT every game mate.
Is the Telstra live NRL app uncapped data or does it count for your overall usage?
>>66435909
Eternally fampai
>>66435859
its actually been around a little while m8, just didn't break out til this year
>>66435934
>y-you d-didn't m-make that m-meme. I d-did!
Absolutely pathetic.
The Canterbury Basedtown Basedogs are such a great team, who here agrees?
>>66435934
based RoosterGOD
>>66435955
I never said that m8
>>66435957
Never heard of them. Do you mean the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs?
>tfw no DCE and Buhrer for a month
You literally cannot comprehend Trent Robinson's master plan
His end game is divine
>>66435974
>tfw miss 2v
>>66435965
>damage control
lol
>>66435934
I actually feature in that cap m8
>>66435971
They are good too, what do you think of them?
>>66435985
Barrett doesn't really provide enough reactions
Bulldogs on ASIO and AFP terrorist watch list watch
>>66436001
not this week m8. jajajajaja xdxd
Roosters are the only team without premiership points lads
>>66436021
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66436021
Parra will be joining them soon.
>>66436021
Is RTS the worst defensive FB in the comp?
Thats like the 3rd time i've seen RTS miss some easy tackles
>that raw speed
RTS can't tackle for shit
This was a problem at the roosters as well but he was rarely tested due to their brick wall defence
Eels/Tigers game is already 10 minutes in why is no one watching?
>>66436036
Depends if you count fielding kicks as part of a fullbacks defense. Because Latrell Mitchell is absolutely horrible at that.
>>66436063
I think an 18 year old is going to be the worst by default
Based Jason Taylor going to revolutionize the game with a 3 hooker rotation
>>66436150
>Ballin
>Farah
>Cherrington
>Halatau
Can anybody stop this quadrumvirate of hooking power?
Why the fuck is this game taking so long cunt
>>66436189
I will fuck you up if you don't shut your mouth
>>66436189
Channel 9 m8
>using the word mouthwatering
do I have time for a shower lads?
Do you think the NRL should regulate the use of 'excitement machines'?
There seems to be a number of teams that have more EMs than others and it might be giving them an unfair advantage
Tedesco is a GOD
Feel bad as a Queenslander that Radradra can't play for NSW
Funny how the Tigers use their most expensive forward as a ball distributor
>>66436285
graham 2.0
When will Semi eclipse his tries scored with games played
>>66436293
Graham does a lot more than Woods though
>>66436301
its the same idea, tacklers hold off for the extra metre because they're worried about the pass. It also lets him get through more work instead of taking the tackle
>this game has less interest than pooriers and pooasslel
>You now remember that Tim Mannah played origin
