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/cric/ - Meme20 - GOATstralia vs India


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Starts in 2 bongs 30 bings
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India will win screencap this
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come on Afghanistan
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Where is the WI vs AFG thread?
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>>66423006
Australian posters only care about cricket when it's their team playing

They are casual scum
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Dearest /cric/.

I'm writing to inform you of my recent interest in the match between Australia and India dated 28th of March 2016. I'm not usually a fan of "t20" but I hear this is the equivalent of a world cup quarter final - a sudden death knockout match if you will. I'm looking forward to a masterful performance between the current kings of "t20" and the eternal champions of the longer forms of the game. Most unfortunately I cannot decide upon a team to barrack for. My question for you /cric/; what team should I pray for?

Eagerly awaiting your response,

- Anonymous
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>>66423015
I'm the most dedicated cricket fan on /cric/. Many people will vouch for me.
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Why is Pakistan so fucking funny?

I have no idea what is happening in this clip but it just looks like a parody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LboR5pYQNR4&feature=youtu.be
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>>66423019
Bo hoo cry me a river man. If you want to "bond" go join a book club. If you wanna play with the big boys u gotta bring ur A game son.
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R A M B O
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>>66423043
why the fuck does she have to yell?
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Reminder
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RAMBO GOAT RAMBO GOAT
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>>66423060
>dishes out bants
>can't handle them in return
typical ausgaylian tbqh
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our selectors have really shit the bed with this whole t20 thing
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poolapse
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>3 wickets down for 38
>fletcher too injured to play on
It's time \o/
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cricket is gay
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what is straya's main sport, when i was there there seemed to be equal hype for AFL, rugby league and cricket, maybe a bit less on cricket
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windies you are supposed to win
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Palmyra's been liberated lads
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>>66423100

depends the state/time of the year

in NSW & QLD it is Rugby League

in VIC/SA/WA it is AFL

in the summer it is Cricket everywhere

anywhere I haven't listed is completely irrelevant. But in terms of population it is about a 50/50 split between AFL/League as first sports and cricket is a solid 2nd everywhere.
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>>66423100
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barassi_Line
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>>66423120

>southern NSW
>caring about bogan jump

lel
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>>66423120
isn't everything in yellow baron wasteland desert and crocs and so on
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>>66423186

yes
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>Ramdin
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>windies
christ
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umpball saving windies
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>>66423252
MORE LIKE RAMDIN YOUR MUM! HAHAHA BLACKED!
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>>66423279

oi Pakime how do you make webms? got a guide?
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>>66423279
Is this u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETSl8gWsFZ0
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>>66423289
search "WebM for Retards"
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>losing to afghanistan
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BASED 17
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>>66423289
I use ffmpeg but this >>66423295 will probably be easier
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>>66423315
Every team afghanistan has played against was losing to them at some point or another
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Are we about to witness the literal greatest thing ever in the history of this sport?

I thought you guys would be shitposting off the hook for this
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Are the Windies already through?
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>>66423331
Yes.
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>>66423186

>yellow baron

there's that famous British education I've heard so much about
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dat rambo kick
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rambo a shit
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Rambo you fucking retard

Or maybe you fucking genius
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Umpball. That ball was fine
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>>66423331
Yes. Need to score 101 runs to guarantee 1st place even if they lose.
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>bodyline bowling

based Rambo

did he get kicked off for no-balls? top kek i didn't even know that was a thing
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Why didn't Rambo finish his over?
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kek

KEK
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the fuck was he doing there
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GONE BITCH GONE
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andre ul'haq
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Haven't wanted the Afghans to win at something so much since the US invaded them.
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>>66423390
Jesus Christ
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>>66423390
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darren "specialist captain" sammy
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Oh snap

Sammy?!?
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Top lelephant
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when in doubt, full toss
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>>66423099

n-no bully
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WALLOP
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Based Afghanistan
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Gulbadin belongs in the bin
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bls win bls win
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Gr8 catch 10/10 would bang
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Based Nabi
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Memeghanistan are GOAT
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/A/FGHANISTAN
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Kek Indies
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Tony Cozier on literal suicide watch
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BASED AFGHANISTAN
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HOLY FUCK AFGHAN DID IT AGAIN.
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So England are still 2nd right?
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based "17" year old took 2 wickets.
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The last time I saw an Afghan doing a pelvic thrust he was trying to bum a young boy on Camp Bastion in 2013.
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>>66423446
Lovin the Afghans autistic celebration dance
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>mocking the Windies with their own stupid dance

kek

KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y963o_1q71M
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unbelievable
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BASED
FUCKING
AFGHANISTAN
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\o/
||
/ \
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Afghanistan win pack up and go home people. That was the tournament final right there.
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>>66423500

its 'literally' the Windies dance and they're just stealing it >>66423502

based as fuck
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>le afghanistan is not good
this meme needs to die
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>>66423506
fuck it
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R A M B O
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>>66423496
yep

england vs new zealand in delhi
australia/india vs west indies in mumbai
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MADMEN
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>>66423502
>all these black people are champions
>no whites mentioned
Racist †bh
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based gayle
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>afghanistan bring nothing to the tournament
GET FUCKED
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BASED AS FUCK
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WINDIES BTFO
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>>66423502
kek, that video.. it all makes sense now

top cheeky bants
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>>66423502
>unironically listing yourself alongside Gayle, Lara and Marshall when you're literally not even the best Bravo
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>>66423530

Is Shehzad the most based wicketkeeper?
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>>66423513
Ayy

You'd think the calypso kings would come up with something better than that lazy effort
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>>66423530
not watching. is this legit from this match? pathetic from Gayle if it is
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going to be so comfy watching india get btfo of their own tournament
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>>66423530
black bull literally cucking his own team
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>>66423502
>lists only black people while hiring none as back up dancers
lad pls
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>West Indies are shit even at T20 now
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>>66423559
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>>66423530
probably asking if they're going to set up a t20 league for him to run off to with bravo and dre russ
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>all those (you)'s

>>66423541

tbf he is only the third worst West Indian at cricket on that list because Pollard and Bolt are name dropped as well
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>>66423580
C U C K
U
C
K
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champion
champion
everybody know hamid hassan is a champion
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I wish Bravo would come out and dance with rambo
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Doubt it will do anything to change the ICC's mind. Ireland and the Netherlands have beaten top teams too.
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>>66423544
he's unironically one of my favourite cricketers right now
afghanistan have so many based players
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>Leave Shitdia to me
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>leave Poodia to me
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>>66423602
m8
facebook /darren.sammy.1048/videos/10156715836975182/
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>leave the brown manlets to me
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https://www.change.org/p/sydney-sixers-bring-mohammad-shahzad-to-the-sydney-sixers

lads
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based
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>>66423635
Damn i love these lads. So glad they got a win.
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>>66423664
afghan
afghan
everybody know chris gayle is an afghan
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>>66423652

i rekon a BBL team literally would pick him up if they gave associates an extra slot in each team like the Bangladeshi league does

but they cant because they are only allowed to recruit two foreigners.
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>>66423652
Already signed it m8.
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>>66423672
botha is an aussie now though
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thoughts on afghan biscuits?
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>>66423672
they can pick up guys for training purposes or some shit can't they?
I remember statsloser was signed but never played

hell, if fucking carbattery gets selected, I can unironcially see them going for shahzad
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>>66423685

>Zampa AND Botha

Asians on suicide watch
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>>66423692
>hell, if fucking carbattery gets selected, I can unironcially see them going for shahzad

yeah I agree, but shitters like Carbattery and Michael Dumb are unironically seen to be better than Shahzad just because they played for England
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just got back from the site lads

had a late night order of gyprock from a "Ms Zampa" that I had to install

glad I got it finished up in time for the cricket!
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>>66423699
Lumb is alright 2bh and whatever Cadbury brings to the table, its wasted at the scorchers.
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>>66423716
can't disclose that m8
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>>66423721
What did he say?
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>>66423742
>Nice one lad. What's your stocks portfolio worth? $12billion USD here.
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>>66423742

Can't discuss it lad

The AFP will be onto me in a flash
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it was my birthday last week lads
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>you're in the club
>these 4 walk in and slap you on the ass, one at a time

how do you react?
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>>66423745
that was the dumbest news story I've ever seen

>A BRICKLAYER who convinced a court he was one of Australia’s richest men used a fake banking program to prove he had $590 million in cash and a property portfolio worth more than a billion.

>Phillip Johnathan Harrison, of Noosa, was pulled over by police in his Audi sports car on Friday and was alleged to have been carrying ecstasy, ice and Viagra.

>He told police he was worth $12 billion, later claiming he had amassed the fortune over the past year.

>Fronting Brisbane Magistrates Court on Saturday, Harrison convinced his lawyer he was one of the country’s wealthiest men – but “wasn’t at liberty to say” how that had come to be.

>“At this point I was considering getting mental health to come in,” duty lawyer Nick Hanly told the court.

>The court heard Harrison, a drug user, convinced the lawyer to log onto his internet banking account, which showed a balance of $596 million and an enormous property portfolio.
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>>66423757
Just called them m8
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>>66423776
I didn't realise poo cock was a manlet
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>>66423798
oi m8, reckon you could sneak a bit of pho past customs for me?
thanks lad
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>>66423811
184cm

it's more so just that his missus is an amazon
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>>66423814
Just had some m8.
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>>66423825
Perry is 1.69 m. Theres no way hes 1.84, 1.81 king of the manlets at best
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Predictions GOATistic Elitespouter?
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>>66423869

yeah thats probably about right actually

being a manlet is the reason he is so good. low centre of gravity and massive shoulder-width makes him unstoppable at the breakdown
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>tfw had a couple of sneaky js and feeling too tired to watch the cric
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>>66423898
What's a j?
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>>66423907
bit of grass lad
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FUCK OFF SLATS
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>>66423907
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>>66423838
oi m8, reckon you could sneak a bit of that methamphetamine past customs for me? thanks lad
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>>66423652
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Australian team to knock India out

Won the toss, batting.
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>>66423950
>Finch
end this meme

call up Marsh if you're that desperate to put fatshit and warner lower down
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>>66423964
>el guf el hcnif dxdx
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>>66423964

>le Western Australia meme

selectors already fell for that and now >we have a 14-man squad because they have to carry the useless shit Tye around
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Sydney Sixers social media admin, you here m8? You a regular pooster m8?
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>>66423015
i watch south african games too, because they're the only other nation i consider good
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>this could unironically be fatshit's last game
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Zampa to score a cheeky 100 (25)
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>The Indian team management and the Board are at it again. The most powerful cricket setup in the world is leaving nothing to chance in trying to control the “cricketing elements” so that the hosts finish on top against Australia and qualify for the World T20 semi-finals.

>Sources in the BCCI confirmed to HT that on request of the Indian team management the pitch for Sunday’s all-important game has been changed.

>“The game was scheduled to be played on a pitch which would have played similar to the one that was used for the Pakistan-Australia match. But India weren’t happy and have now requested a change. Now, the pitch that they have chosen will assist spin and maybe inconsistent bounce,” said an official in the know of developments.
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>>66423950
>coulternile
binga is out there right now, get him to suit up he'll bowl better than that cunt for sure
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>>66424018

>ICC is "in charge" of the pitches
>The ICC representative is LITERALLY Indian AND works for the BCCI

You CANNOT make this shit up
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>>66424036
>cunt
>nicknames

back to facebook lad
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>>66424051
t. triggered poorst "australian"
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>>66424051
KEK what a fuckwit we have here
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>>66424049
>In these times when the sport is driven by economics, it is in the interest of all stakeholders to see India go deeper in the tournament. It is a no-brainer that with India advancing, the broadcasters’ revenue keeps flowing which, in turn, helps fill coffers of the boards across the world. Therefore, it’s imperative for India to win Sunday’s game and more.
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>>66424036
fly paris over tbqh
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>>66424051
Did that previous post about Tye being a useless shit make your blood boil Showmanic?
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>>66424082
Where are you quoting from based Muzzie
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Happy Easter, AUSGods

Happy keester poo peeland
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>>66424065
>>66424081
>>66424090
samecunt
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>>66424082
i actually wonder if this shit is rigged, not just the pitch but the outcome, because it actually would be a shit outcome for india to not make it out of the groups in india
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>>66424093
http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-t20/world-t20-india-australia-game-moved-to-turning-track-on-host-s-request/story-OBjL3W8e8GB0PDcTZDC9aO.html
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>it's impossible for both teams to lose

Bad feels lads
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>>66423776
>Manuka Oval grandstand behind them
REEEE I why wasn't I there to see three amazing sportsman and one literally who
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>maxi talking memes with the kid
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Lets discuss the Western Australian "talent" on tour:

Andrew Tye
>so pathetically shit that the selectors can't afford to gamble giving him a game

Nathan Coulter-Nile:
>0(Z E R O) wickets

Ashton Agar:
>one over
>18 (eighteen) runs

Mitchell Marsh:
>30 runs
>1 wicket
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>>66423997
this is way funnier than it should be lmao - wheres it from?

also, India will chase whatever Aus make. cap this
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>>66424105
Literally kys lad
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G U R T
U
R
T
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>>66424112
Expect nothing less from a cuntry of street pooers
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>>66424112
>Indian newspaper reporting doctering of pitchs
What the fug
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>>66424137
>caring about meme cricket

just wait till the test team is entirely >us m8
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>>66424147
Now this is an old school /cric/ meme

based as fuck m8
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>>66423842
yea lad
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>he literally needs his own private security to avoid being browned
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Who /a/ here?
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>indian wearing goldface
racist as fuck tbqh
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>>66424112
I was on the fence but now I'm definitely supporting Australia.
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>>66424181
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HOLY FUCK
the Indian anthem is so fucking shit
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>>66424181
/m/ lad
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>>66424181
/a/ids>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>66424181
/r9k/ m8
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based tubbs on the mic lads

digging in for a comfy night
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>>66424082
most likely true tbqh. not surprising if a few Aus players have been approached by bookies as India is the home of fixing
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GOATMAN
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Reminder that South Australia will be the Sheffield Shield champions.
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fuck khawaja gets me erect

cleanest player in the tournament
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>>66424237

Hay Daniel
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Time 4 yummies
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>>66424241

which is ironic because he is Paki
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usman please
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>aus
>literally the most home babby teams of all time
>Shitsky all out
>captained by stove only scores on flat australian pitches smooth

>they actually think they can beat curries in their own pootry

kek
KEK
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reporting in
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ABA's starting to come out of the woodwork

good to see
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bum-rah haha
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>Bumrush
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>>66424262
tfw all this time you thought he was aboriginal
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bumfuck ltd
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>khawaja hitting that bum raw
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based bushman
>>
getting bumraped, thanks based susan
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>India's greatest ever bowler
kek

"KEK"
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based uzi
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fuck me lads, how did bushman koala get so good in a year
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when did usman transcend into godmode
>>
SOMEONE

GIVE

ME

A

STREAM

(preferably HD)
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I cant believe Bushman has turned into this player

A few years ago I had him penciled in as a Cook-tier nurdling Test specialist. I will never forget him going 3(40) against Sri Lanka I think it was.
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>>66424319
he built some muscle to swing those big bats. Literally thats all he did
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>pooindia already getting btfo
jej

JEJ
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>>66424324
me too
>>
If odds India wins
If evens Australia wins
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>>66424333
I could barely remember him outside of that horrible fucking dismissal he had once (in the ashes?)

suddenly he starts shitting runs for Australia A and the national team in all three formats
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>>66424324
It's on channel 9 m8
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Will Khawaja
>>
As of right now

Khawaja>Smith>Root>Kane
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>>66424354
yeah m8 looking good so far
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>the shitty of poodia
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>>66424319
>>66424339
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Khawaja out next over dubs confirm
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>australians thinking khawaja memeing it up in meme20s actually means anything

kek, see you next 60 all out friends
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>>66424360
>Voges>Khawaja>Smith>Root>Kane
FTFY
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>>66424366
He was peeing all over pooland and the windies all summer m8
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>Usman Khawaja is the greatest Pakistani batsman of all time and he plays for Australia

BASED
>>
>spinners on

it was fun while it lasted lads
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Reminder that Khawaja went UNSOLD in the IPL

Are Indians LITERALLY retarded?
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>>66424380
>forgetting >we have the best player of spin in the world
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>attacking ashwin

finally
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>>66424324
http://www.watchseries.li/link/vidbull.com/1880542
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>ASSWIN
>>
ashwin ltd
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It's ogre
>>
ashwin is FINICHED
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YOU

JUST

GOT

FINCHD
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>indian keeping
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KEK
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yeah fuck you ashwin you goofy cunt
>>
kek

KEK

K E K

KEK
EKE
KEK
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>Asswin
>>
>indian """""bowling"""""
>>
This is embarrassing
>>
>Indian "keeping"
>>
>TRASHWIN
>>
Okay lets debate. Who is the better spinner?

Ashwin or Agar?
>>
>>66424324
http://cricfree.tv/update/skys2.php
on channel 9 in australia too
>>
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>India
>>
>ashwin
kek
kek kekkity kekkity kek
>>
India please
>>
>>66424421
smoth
>>
fuck i hope this run rate stays unchanged, would be amazing
>>
49 in the last 3 overs
>>
fucking kek
>>
>BUMRAH
>ASSWIN
>VIRAT

Literally naming your children after shit and sewers kek
>>
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kek

KEK

can ANYONE stop >us?

I think we all know whats going to happen in the final
>>
>>66424438
set to make 250+
>>
REEEEE
>>
>>66424450
(you)
>>
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COLLAPSE
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time for a cricketer that makes you think
>>
phew lads
>>
exit one goat, enter another

keep the run rate going lads
>>
>Shitwaja
>good
>>
>>66423043
no explosion? what a disappointment
>>
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AUS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
warner duck incoming
>>
Time for the cuck to get BTFO
>>
>good comeback from india
>literally 1 wicket and it was the last ball
>>
Need Warner to stay in otherwise Jadeja will pick off all >our righthanders
>>
>>66424492
thanks krazyfaggot
>>
fuck it's the pupil guy again
>>
>Who's winning?
>>
>>66424509
the ICC
>>
>>66424509
Not you
>>
australians, how do you die from a cricket ball when wearing a helmet?
>>
>>66424509
surely not understanding cricket is punishable by stoning in pakistan
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auschokes
>>
kek
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>>66424514

by refusing to learn
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>>66424514
ball goes too fast m8
>>
>>66424520
Bhoot!
>>
>>66423506
is that a suicide bomber?
>>
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>>66424514
Ask him
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>>66424530
>>
>>66424514
turning your head and getting hit towards the back
>>
Is there any toilets in the stadium or do they just shit under their seats in India?
>>
I was hoping for another pooshwin over
>>
>>66424520
Does he have tickets to every game or something?
>>
>>66424552
diapers m8
>>
>>66424558
he's like that physically disabled sri lankan lad and flies around to every game
>>
>>66424530
>literally bowled bumrah right after his confidence was destroyed buy a dropped catch.
>>
>>66424532
Who's the batter?
>>
>>66424572

maybe he is sponsored

i know Sachin gave tickets for every game to that one NEET who went to every game painted in the Indian flag
>>
>ashwide
>>
Stay the course Ashwin, nice line
>>
>>66424581
filename m8
>>
Hahaha. Australia can't even hit at over 10 on a road.

>we are winning
>>
>>66424590
Thanks
>>
>>66423964
>>66423964
>>66423964
>>
>>66424581
>can't tell from le crab stance alone
>>
>>66424593
Why arnt you in India?
>>
jej
>>
FINALLY
>>
>The big man, David Cuckner
>>
>cuckner
>>
>warner

>>66424597
in that very innings he got up and kept batting making a century.
>>
>Warncuck gets the most runs in the league when he's a mercenary in the IPL
>Does sweet fuck all for Australia
What does he mean by this?
>>
will smith lads
>>
>>66424609
>tfw you have duel citizenships and can move over to india once they become a superpower.
>>
Warner is NOT a number 3

kys rod marsh and worst waugh
>>
>>66424633
yeh give it to usman
>>
>>66424631
Not in our lifetimes
>>
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you may only reply to this post if >your team has The Best Batsman in the World

not so fast poo peeland
>>
>>66424631

anyone got that youtube video with the India 2020 projection or whatever where white people are slaves?
>>
>>66424653
2020, mate.
>>
>>66424609
too pooey
>>
>>66424660
Not a chance desu, went there last year and it really is a shithole
>>
>its another episode of Australias innings gets derailed by spin
>>
>>66424668
so is china
>>
>UMPBALL
>>
>STOVE SHIT
>>
>>66424657
I wanna watch this
>>
1 ball 1 wicket
>>
>>66424675
India's worse
>>
AUSFAILIA
>>
australia going home 2bh
>>
>Cartoon Charachter getting dismissed by part-timer
>>
>smith
>>
horrible decision
>>
>stove
>getting out to a shitter like yuvraj
wew
>>
>>66424664
This is not me. This person has stolen my identity. Why would you do that?
>>
>there is nothing wrong with Australian batting
>>
Collapsia
>>
just meme my shit up
>>
Umpireball incoming to ensure muh host nation in the final
>>
fucking bullshit lads
>>
>>66424708
Pretty rude desu
>>
>maxwell and finch are our hope
if maxwell doesn't play a responsible innings here, fuck him off
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Match is fixed desu
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smoth knew it
>>
FREE HIT
R
E
E

H
I
T
>>
>this umpball
the fix is in
>>
>the state of Michael Slater
>>
Go india! :3
>>
literally umpballed
>>
>only maxi can cuck up a free hit
>>
fucking umpball
>>
>>66424727
If you wanna play with the big boys u gotta bring ur A game son.
>>
MAXIMUM LEL
>>
Haven't seen anything between these two teams that will threaten England in the final.
>>
Pretty seething lads, not gonna lie
>>
fucking shit decision fire the umpire bring back billy bowden
>>
How are you supposed to beat BCCI corruption lads?
>>
>>66424761
agree fa.m
>>
who here /superpower/ ?
>>
>>66424772
Make Steve cucknor the umpire
>>
writing a strongly worded letter to the ICC lads
>>
>>66424784
not you
>>
>>66424711
>he puts his name up in a dip in the Australian innings
What an inferiority complex
>>
India shitting the streets

Aussies shitting the bed
>>
>>66424788
Go away Steve. You're out.
>>
Jesus Christ PP are probably gonna win now after that Tendies loss.
>>
>hits Maxwell's balls
>commentators get excited and say that was interesting
gay desu
>>
When did Raina get so fucking fat?
>>
>>66424810
just like your posting
>>
>>66424807
>New Zealand win the WT20
>suddenly they lose half their test matches in favour of t20s
>>
>>66424811
Holding in all that shit m8
>>
Australia RR 7.78

What went wrong?
>>
Australia bats deep. It's not over yet.
>>
>>66424827
umpball
>>
I am going to fucking murder Erasmus
>>
How long until the ICC introduce 8s for Indian batters
>>
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>>66424830
>It's not over yet
>>
nice "run" """rate"""
>>
>379 posts
>65 posters
Kek nice "poomunity" you have there
>>
Do Indians have eternal diarrhea do they ever shit out solid turds?
>>
>>66424827
>RR means something whilst Glenn Maxwell is still not out
>>
>>66424822
KEKmfao.
>>
>>66424830

Not really. It ends at Faulkner at 7.
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fucking seething
>>
>>66424851
glenn "dot ball off a free hit" maxwell
>>
>>66424859
zampa and ncn can finish a game
>>
>>66424862
Literally the highest strike rate in the history of international cricket
>>
>>66424866

you wouldnt want NCN in before the 19th over

Zampa is a fucking meme
>>
>>66424868
glenn "reverse sweep for a single" maxwell
>>
>>66424876
>you wouldnt want NCN in before the 19th over
hence the finish part
>>
where the fuck is chris lynn
>>
Why is post 2013 Finch so shit lads?
>>
>>66424882
We've gone from dot ball to a single, he must be getting better each post
>>
>>66424892
shit against spin and his face put the team off their game
>>
who is winning?
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>>66424894
glenn "sub-100 strike-rate" maxwell
>>
>>66424902
Bangladesh and South Africa
>>
>>66424902
Austria
>>
>>66424902
poo in loos
>>
>>66424902
Federer
>>
>>66424902

Cricket
>>
>>66424902
The Jews
>>
>>66424903
Kangaroo arms
>>
>>66424902
please pay careful attention to our sport.
>>
>FINCH
>>
i mean right now you fucking mongs. i cant watch the game

--------
posted from my samsung (tm) mobile phone
>>
dumb finch
marsh would be on a century now
>>
>>66424902

PLEASE
>>
>>66424902
BCCI I mean ICC >>66424934
>>
Jesus fucking Christ, that Swiss cunt just BTFO of /cric/ suck his dick a bit more faggots
>>
FINCH BTFO

AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH

WHERE DID IT GO WRONG
>>
well that's game
>>
so now that Australia are shit at cricket are they good at any other sport?
>>
>>66424903
nice 5head
>>
>Australia vs Jordan

Should be an absolute cracker of a match
>>
FATTO'S LAST INNINGS
>>
Shane Watson's finest hour coming up
>>
>>66424946
Best in the world at AFL for 150+ years running
>>
>>66424946
Is death by sting ray a sport?
>>
>>66424946
"hahaha we d-don't care about meme20's"
>>
Look how the game is changing. Every tournament we see a new tactic coming to play.
>>
>>66424933

since you are new, i'll spare you

asking 'who is winning' in cricket is one of the biggest memes because its basically impossible to tell until the 2nd team bats unless one team absolute hammers the other. Asking 'who is winning' the cricket is what women do.

but at the moment, probably India
>>
>>66424927
>>66424947

i want to sniff her panties after a long, hard day in the field, if you know what i mean.
>>
>>66424966
made me kek
>>
>>66424902
why does it matter? You're neutral anyway
>>
>>66424946
soccer
>>
>>66424967
cool thanks
>>
>>66424968
elaborate
>>
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>you will never travel to a rare flag country and bait /cric/
>>
Still seething about Smith lads, this is when he would excel
>>
>>66424982
I am literally pacing back and forth with my fists clenched over it
>>
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>>66424902
Anime
>>
>>66424978
PLEASE
>>
What easter eggs did you get boys :3

>green and blacks
>>
>>66424995
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
>>
>>66424996
a fucking crow flew off with my bunny
>>
>>66424979
after she's had a long, hard day in the field, i'd like to sniff her panties
>>
>>66424981

Fat Hump Gay Ltd. unironically went to a rare flag in the Caribbean just to shitpost on the cricket subsection of a Bruneian Itchy and Scratchy forum

well that and to fuck brown prozzies
>>
Street shitting about Smith lads
>>
>>66425000
WATCH
>>
>>66424995
WATCH
>>
>>66424996
you need to be over 18 to post on this site
>>
>>66424968
I'd quite like to stick it in her deep midwicket, if you catch my drift.
>>
>>66424996
mars and malteasers desu
>>
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>tfw no cricket playing West Indies gf
>>
>>66425004
what did you mean by that
>>
>>66425006
Don't mock me you plastic gook, don't watch our sport
>>
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>>66424990
>still no cricket anime
>>
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any additions I have missed?

its the faces of /cric/ for you seething fucking casuals
>>
>>66424996
Lindt or gtfo
>>
>>66424996
>he fell for the chocolatey ovoid jew
>>
>>66425015

>Swissanon is learning fielding positions

based as fuck
>>
>>66424981
I did this when I was in Peru and bolivia
>>
>>66425015

i'd like to stick it in her backward point, if you comprehend the meaning of what i'm saying
>>
*presses tv remote*
>>
>>66425028
who's that girl in the middle?
>>
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>>66425021
>you will never have a non-animefag, eloquent indian poster buddy to partner with against the aussiefags on /cric/
>>
>>66425034
>not stocking up when they get put on sale
>>
>>66424981
I just want to post with an afghanistan flag and play cricket with rambo and shazhad
>>
>>66425051
you really are just...plopping... out these memes
>>
>>66425028
missed me lad, I was doxed in 2012 and had my picture posted for about 12 threads in a row
>>
>>66425041

were the brown womanlets queuing up for your big strong whitemans peepee?

>>66425048

K E K
E
K

SAXSHIT BTFO

>>66425058

I'm a /lifelong/ Afghanistan fan t b h
>>
>>66425048
saxwoman
>>
>>66425058
the dream.
>>
>Maxwell in charge of timing the ball
>>
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>>66425024
>>
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>>66425028
Add me
>>
>>66425028
Can someone name them all for me consecutively?
>>
>>66425069
It's me, on my own, battling for India on /cric/. Where are all the India flags?
>>
>>66425086
ah right, thanks lad
>>
M E M E
E
M
E
>>
>>66425085
>>66425085
>>66425085
>>66425085
>>66425085
>>66425085
>>
>>66425070
with the horse? you ugly fat cunt
>>
MEMESWELL MEMEING IT UP
>>
How does Maxwell have 21 runs and no boundaries

Does he know what game he is playing
>>
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>>66425100
not me la
>>
the repeating digits at the end of my post will bring forth the end of glenn maxwell
>>
>>66425088
Ajay, or the guy who cucked daniel
daniel
poodam
saxson
BSA
some kiwi fuck
trump hat guy
>>
Lahore BTFO
>>
MEMEWELL
E
M
E
W
E
L
L
>>
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>>66425087

which one are you m8 ?
>>
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>>66425051
>doesn't like anime
>posts pepe
>>
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>>66425028
add goosey
>>
>Maxbad
>>
RIP
>>
The memes are ogre
>>
>>66425046
I rather fancy using a full length to bang it in her blockhole for a while, is essentially the gist of what I'm trying to say.
>>
Hahaha holy fuck Maxwell sucks.
>>
>AUSFAILIA
>>
>that meme dismissal for memewell
pottery

>>66425119
great way to dispose of old appliances desu
>>
>>66425136
Give me company, fellow Indian.
>>
Time for fuckner to bring another game home
>>
NEW

>>66425162
>>66425162
>>66425162
>>
>>66425103
hes holding out for a draw
>>
>>66425164
>4 posts late
Autism
>>
>>66425158
Posting from phone sucks and I'm getting shitfaced with mates sorry bro
>>
>>66425158
You're english la, don't pretend otherwise
>>
>>66425027
Nips got their own full time cricket stadium recently and there is that east asian cup too
So maybe soon
>>
>>66425090
Drinking beer and watching cricket
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