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Todays games:
Western Bulldogs v Fremantle - Etihad Stadium 1.10pm
Port Adelaide v St Kilda - Adelaide Oval 3.20pm
West Coast Eagles v Brisbane Lions - Subiaco Oval 7.40pm
who /pies/ here
>>66415625
Hahahahahahahahaha
>>66415625
eat shit lad
>>66415625
dumb frog poster
link?
Yay. Footy
got a nasty hangover lads. Gonna have to start drinkin again to cure it lol.
>>66416145
What's your bigfooty account name lad?
where my norf bros at
NORF
O
R
F
I thought the American Football League was defunct???
>>66416294
This is the Arena Football League.
Hahaha St Kilda
>cucktorian sports
Whats a par SC score for rd 1 lads?
Fremantle or Footscray?
>>66416689
2000
one more day
>>66416695
Tipped doggies, but I'm thinking of changing it to freo.
>>66415625
Was a fun game.
>All my tips were correct so far
I must enjoy this.
Threadly reminder
>>66417255
Who?
>>66417287
Fuck off daniel
23rd for straffo
>>66417306
stay mad as fuck walkcunt
hangers af lads
>>66417380
>implying I enjoy professional televised arsehole fingering
who saints here?
>>66417432
/saints/ here lad
>>66417432
I hope >you win today. Probably won't, but I'd like to see St KFC win against poort memelaide.
/heaveho/
>>66416145
commit suicide
>>66415625
Based Magpies
Essendon's goal all year even if they don't win a game is to not be the team copping the worst loss every week. Round 1 success.
>>66417432
are you a poffter and/or weirdo?
Threadly reminder that 2016 is set for a tiggles GF. Other teams need not apply, as you will simply not be good enough.
BTFO
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F
O
>freo cuckers
i hope the dogs completely fuck up the footy annihilating dockshits
It feels nice having hope.
>failmantle
NEVER
...V
...E
...R
>>66418021
>Tigers fans are THIS delusional
>poovlich
just fuck off pavlich
jesus christ it was over 5 years ago why do they keep giving this guy a contract?
>>66418131
waba's the one that spams this you retarded newcunt
>>66418156
They've literally got no other tall forward. Waiting on Charlie Dixon
Zac Dawson is one of the worst players I've seen since Scott Thornton succumbed to his stomach aches and retired. Fuck me.
>>66418167
Still a good excuse to shit on tiger fans.
>not tipping Stk and the Doggies
>cuckmantle
>>66418200
>the Doggies
hi leddit
Basedogs on premiership watch
>thinking shitmantle can ever win a premiership playing Lyon-ball
>>66418183
How is it a good excuse?
>WC fan spams GF "prediction"
>LE RICHMOND FANS ARE LE DELUSIONAL XDXD
>>66418254
yeah but WC actually win finals
>FAILMANTLE'S BOARD LITERALLY EXTENDED ROSS THE LOSS'S CONTRACT TIL 2020
>>66418235
How's the autism going, champ?
Cop that goal umpires snazzy sunnies.
>>66418250
But muh fyfe the knife
>>66418254
Correct.
BASIL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>66418278
nice reddit response senpai
>>66418270
Well done on completely missing the point, you fucking retard.
nice tap by the PACKAGE
Doggies V freo stream for poorcunts who can't watch it on free tv?
F O O T S C R A Y
>>66418310
afl dude
HAHA what the fuck Freo. This is abysmal.
>1 handball
>there are people who literally believe fyfe is not a complete sandilands babby
>>66418330
POOR CUNTS
>the utter state of the poorpetually pooturbed """""football club"""" " of peemantle
>>66418355
It's great how the burgers shit on the Iggles so much, the hard work is already done for shitting on WA
fyfe has got the brownlow locked up
Fyfe btfo
>this ""commentary""
pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure
>>66418461
>2013 commentary in fremantle
pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure
well i lost 5 bucks
going to kms
ABSOLUTELY KEKED
>>66418487
>going to kms
kys faggot
Where were you when defensive football died?
Just fuck my tips up
>Bulldogs with a percentage of almost 2200
>Ross
>Lyon
>>66418487
>tfw bet on the Bulldogs before this
>tfw going to hedge my bet with a small amount in the 2nd quarter
Freo at $13
who /comfy/ here?
>>66418531
Ah shit man, I always thought we had some fine line as a nation when shitposting.
>>66418550
noice m8
>>66418550
>hedging
cuck
>>66418571
kek
>Fremantle - 4.7%
ROSS YOU SHITHEAD GO BACK TO DEFENSE FIRST
feels so good thinking about all the retards over the years who've told me that ross lyon will win a premiership one day
>>66418637
>NEVER EVER
>>66418637
Rodney Eade as well
Friendly reminder that Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag
>Sandy Roberts commentating
I think I'll skip this one.
NEVER EVER
NEVER
EVER
KKKKKKKEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK
hahahahahhha
>>66418671
He's an absolute shitter
Good afternoon /afl/! What a lovely day for a game of footy right? I've got to say that I'm really looking forward to watching my team (Port Adelaide) play St Kilda today. I'll be commentating that game on Channel 7 (the home of AFL) so make sure you tune in. I really think that my Power will be able to lock in a big win today. Looking forward to it! You beauty!!!!
On a completely unrelated note, Fremantle are getting smashed so far! 42 points down at the end of the first quarter, gee it must suck to be a Freo supporter! haha...
>>66418723
Basil you turncoat scum.
NEVER
>>66418723
Based basil
#weareportadelaide
#1870
#nevertearusapart
>>66418723
>Even Basil Zempilas has lost hope in Freo.
Ross Lyon confirmed for NEVER EVER winning a flag.
>>66418723
Traitorous shit. I trusted you Basil.
>>66415582
>fremanlet
NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER
>remember theres some good games on today
>hey ill just look up the scores
>dogs 7.3 to fremantle 0.3
what the ever loving fuck
>>66418723
Basil m8
How was the well earned break? No doubt left you hungry for footy. How much are the Eagles going to win by today m8?
>>66418723
>An shallow gimmicky club that has a pretense of being elite is supported by a shallow gimmicky journalist that has a pretense of being elite.
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cuckmantle btfo by the score review
>>66418844
Ever have that one day where everything goes wrong? Well welcome.
absolutely c u c k e d
THE PACKAGE
this is the greatest hour in the history of our sport
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>>66418899
Nice get
S T R I N G E R
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>>66418899
Thanks Schiavone
>>66418864
Cheers anon. I had a nice break over the summer, but my responsibilties at Channel 7 meant that I had to do the occasional call over at the Horse Racing and the Tennis. Managed to sneak a bit of time off in there though!
As for the Eagles today, we've had a bit of a look at the data here at Footy Central. I wouldn't usually back them by this much, but I'm sure that they will have no trouble stretching that win margin out to over 50 points.
Thanks mate, you beauty!!
>Fremantlel
start betting lads, how long until freo get a goal
and whos gonna get it
>Be the Eagles, 2014 grand finalists
>Round 1 2015, WCE vs Brisbane Lions
Ah, yes, 'based iggs' for fucks sake AFL, just give them the cup
>>66418525
caroline wilson was on tv earlier this week saying how happy she was that AFL wasn't being played on good friday.
> JUST
Reminder that Fremantle died today for your sins.
>>66419079
but today is the day of resurrection
>hinting at the Dogs being a premiership chance
Well done on cursing them now kek
>>66419093
Much like this fucking game they are painfully slow to start.
>>66419038
Get your years right, for the love of Pete
>>66419093
>Day of Resurrection
>Saints are holy figures
>Saints play today
>Saints will be resurrected
>Saints will beat poort
It's like poetry.
>suckling plays for the bulldogs now
>>66419118
Haha holy fuck, I'm absolute fucking idiot. My bad, cheers for keeping me on my toes. x
Slobbo implying on Twitter that freo are part of the recreational drugs "scandal" based on this game, considering the pies' performance last night
This is vintage Freo, it's like I'm back in the early 2000's. Feeling comfy.
FREMANTLE EXPOSED
MILLION DOLLAR MAN
Dogs just can't get the margin past 50
This is a bad sign.
>>66419079
Must be our sin as I feel like should have killed them sooner as waiting for a premiership since 1954 isn't fun.
>pavshit
will be suspended for that one
>>66419172
didnt think bennel would have such a big influence at the club already
>>66419219
"no"
>>66419225
Quality.
>>66419225
kek
>>66419172
Another team got btfo this round, wonder if they're involved in a drugs scandal too?
>>66419119
Worried
•••••••••freo••••••••••
just woke up, what have I missed?
>>66419254
ARE YOU LIVING UNDER A FUCKING ROCK
IT'S ONLY BEEN DOCUMENTED FOR I DON'T KNOW, HOW ABOUT FOREVER
HAHAHAHA I SHIT ON YOU
>>66419284
Fuck off
>>66419284
Freo are NEVER EVER winning a flag
>>66419286
Autism
THIS IS WHAT YOUR DOGSHIT CLUB WILL BE LIKE WHEN SANDILANDS RETIRES
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PEOPLE SAID FYFE WAS ONE OF THE BEST OF ALL TIME AND NOT JUST A SANDILANDS BABBY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>both st kilda and fremantle would have won flags recently if ross lyon was never born
can't wait for everyone to realise how shit this cunt is and maybe for him to kill himself
who /daneswan/ here
>>66419288
cuckmantle supporter detected
>>66419326
Le meth man
>>66419326
Yeah. Love that strange fellow.
>>66419326
Le Chapel St man
>>66419326
Hope his restaurant is burned down completely with him still in it
>>66419388
Bit harsh there m8
>>66419388
Ease up
>>66419388
Nah, the ink will run out from his skin and extinguish the fire. He'll probably die from 3rd degree burns, but his restaurant will remain.
Freo fan here, been a member for 14 years. I feel nothing for this club, I died internally during '00-'05. Even after we got into the finals in '06 the opposition supporters all said "Why do you look like you lost mate?" I am emptier than our trophy case. Until we actually win a hip (not in my fucking lifetime) my pulse rate won't rise whenever they take the field. Purple fucking crabs. >my fucking crabs
>>66419388
Hey mate, making fun of deaths isn't cool you know. Just don't do it again and we'll be cool
The fuck is going on, it's like watching fucking AusKick from the dockers. It's just kick and chase, no structure. Arrrgh
>>66419502
i hope you're at his restaurant when it burns down
>>66419502
commit suicide
>>66419522
>>66419539
Not cool lads
What going on here i was under the impression that they cancelled the rest of the season last night and just gave the hip to based norf
>>66419553
wanna fight?
Does anyone else use the stock music on Fox Footy as background noise during sex? I wish it didn't have the commentator's voices, kinda freaks out the women but oh who am I kidding, I love it lol
My favourite is the slow piano music during the Open Mike previews, the Mark Eustice one especially
>>66419613
You sound like you're trying really hard to make a meme.
>>66419613
me too, it's become such a habit, once i hear a commentator i pop a stiffy
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Jesus
That fucking mark
Screamer
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>>66419621
commit suicide
P A C K A G E
A
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Dunstall has gotten really irritating over the past couple of years
Fuck Ross, fat prick.
What's for dinner then lads? Are the usual spots open today
did fremantle forget to have a pre season?
>>66419871
kfc
>>66419871
Maybe tonight, I hope so. Mum's gone out today, so I'll have to find my own food from somewhere.
Gameday lads.
who /iggles/ here
contested possession differential actually worse than collingwood's last night, this is a bottom four tier performance from freo
Not sure what happened, but you fags are now memeing as much as /cric/ does. It's a shame because this place used to be fun. Now it is just yet another reddit9k clone.
I actually hate Nat Fyfe
Look at the cunts stupid fucking hair, honestly, you can tell he is trying to look like a hipster surfie. I hope Pavlich and Fyfe get fucked by their dads
>>66419924
what do you mean?
>>66419924
Freshcunt
>>66419915
It's a shame Freo didn't learn from what Lyon did to St Kilda.
/cones/ now
>>66419924
You sound like a flatout faggot
You'd be the sort of parent who complains about children's books opening with "Once upon a time" claiming it's a meme opening and pleb shit
who /top8/ here? Fremantle, feel free to never reply
>Only a 40 point margin
Feels like it should be more
>>66419924
Influx of shit bored nrlel poofs tbqh
Just learned calvinball is back on american tv. I missed watching this.
>yfw dockers have a 10 goal last quarter and steal the game
>>66419924
faggot.
B A S I L
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>yfw dockers have a 10 goal last quarter and steal the match
Who /excitedfortomorrowsblockbuster/ here?
BAS
>>66419986
Tbh this is exactly what's going to happen.
Why does Sandy Roberts always sound like he's commentating rugby?
Shitmantle exposed
Disappointing to see that Basil won't be posting on /afl/ since he is now commentating.
Would be a shame if he got fired after being caught browsing 4chan mid-game.
>tfw you bet on the dockers
Lel what the fuck are these port jumpers
>Freo
>>66420056
waba being informed of the 2015 Toyota Grand Final full time score
Tom Boyd is the weak link in the Bulldogs side
>7 (seven) years
>>66420044
wait, is that really Basil who does those posts?
>>66420104
no shit
>>66420086
Tall forwards take time to develop, it'll look like good business in a few years, when the Dogs are hitting their prime
>>66419992
can't wait for the Hawks to get busted for whatever shifty shit they have been up to the last few years and getting stripped of premierships
>>66420104
who else would it be newfag?
is never tear us apart the most embarrassing thing in footy?
>>66420121
I can barely look at the TV, it's so fucking cringeworthy.
>>66420104
So fresh
>Bulldogs have scored 3 goals in 2 and a half quarters
What a low quality match
#nevertearusapart
i crey evrteim
>>66420104
Get out.
>>66420115
stay
- rumprustled
- fannyflustered
- seething with jealousy
>>66420104
I'm not even making this up but last year he posted a timestamped photo of himself in the thread and I couldn't tell if it was fake or not.
>>66420121
reminds me of cartmans love songs to Jesus, like the supporters actually want to have sex with the football club
Aints btfo
>>66420121
Yes.
>>66420136
>kicking goals
>not just wanking over disposal count
It's the current year.
Fucking Cockers couldnt lead a quarter to activate the sportsbet cash-back offer, selfish cunts.
>this port strip
Guess another child made this one too
>>66420060
>>66420180
100% genuine tarps.
>>66420056
>placing bets in week 1
You deserve it
>>66420136
when you've won the game at quarter time you can afford to coast to the win
>>66420180
Its "our" inaugural jumper that we worn in "our" first game in "our" first season
>>66420180
they finally had it sorted with a decent traditional design now they have reverted to this shit
>>66420205
A win is a win but they genuinely looked like they have tried to run the score up as much as possible and they haven't
port memelaide BTFO
Coonvict be celebrating with all his abo mates in jail.
Iggs 4 da hip
>Memeantle losing
>Poort Memelaide losing
based
>port's year to win
****Reminder****
NEVER
EVER
>Memeantle letting the smallest manlet in the league kick a goal on them
oh i am laffin
Loving this new deliberate interpretation desu. Sick of players using the boundary line as a safety.
Pissed myself last night lads
I'm a 24 year old white male btw
>>66420364
So much this.
Montagna losing his fucking mind lol.
>>66420220
What position do you play
>Port go forward and literally no one there
>saints permanently keeping people forward and have cherry picked 2 easy goals
Sick of this "every player within 20 m of the ball" meme shit port play.
Ross is starting slow and will peak during the finals. Last year Freo were unbeatable for first half of season but faded later on because their intensity was too high maintain an entire season. All part of Ross's master plan, Freo win da hip and haters tears will be glorious.
top fucking kek
meme teams getting cukked hard today
>>66420433
but muh speed and quickness
>>66420457
literally will never happen
i say this as someone who has called him out for being a shit coach who'll never win a flag since 2009
God I love it when meme teams get utterly exposed, no more than when its back to back
>w-w-w-w- weller, n-no d-d-dustan... w-wait w-w-white
>>66420467
You would think keeping the field spread out as much as possible would be better for speed and quickness. Obviously the coaches know something I dont. Just the amount of times last year, NAB challenge and twice this game, that port go forward on a break and have no one to kick to, while when they get hit on the turnover their defenders have pushed up leaving opp forwards free is huge.
I know the idea is to push the team up to the midfield and try to box the opposition in but if they break through port are fucked.
why does port think they are so special to reject traditional jumper numbers and use american ones, its a fucking cheek 2bh
Memegard BTFO
>Muh fitness
Kek get fucked port, you meme fucks
>throw your head back 3 times for one high tackle
what a huge faggot
Saints winning yet paying $4.40
>Whingegard
>Left feeling a bit underwhelmed and sweaty after the tiges barely got over the blues
>Feeling much comfier after seeing cuckingwood and poomantle getting rekt
>>66420500
Port got exposed last year by Brisbane, of all teams. What was it? Wasn't it just to keep the ball up the wings and plug up the defence through middle or something? I'm glad this meme team is finally getting rekt.
>>66420520
>>66420536
My brother works with his uncle and went to school with his cousins, the whole family is a bunch of absolute wankers apparently.
Whot he fuck is Mark Soderstrom?
>>66420581
More like Mark Sodastream!
Regards,
Baz
>>66420500
I remember all the way back to under 10's we had that shit drilled out of us. It's been bugging me the last few seasons that the same thing under 10's do naturally (ie. follow the ball all over the field, rather than spreading out and maintaining position and structure) is regarded as elite AFL strategy.
>>66420545
Pretty much. Also when port have the ball in defense they like to do one kick up the wing, bring half the team to that wing and drag defense, while keeping 2 or 3 playeres free on the opposite wing, switch to the other side and have a free run to the forward 50.
Literally everyone worked this out over the summer (fox footy highlighted this tactic many times) and so teams stopped falling for the faint to one side and switch back. Port couldn't get the ball up the field. They like to push their whole defense up and very susceptible to being hit on the break for a turnover.
Definiton of exposed
MY FUCKING SIDES
BASED DOGS
BASED SAINTS
BASED SWANS
>>66420609
I love it.
The teams everyone hates are getting exposed today
...what does this mean for the iggs? Should I be worried?
>>66420581
He's a South Australian sports presenter
He used to play SANFL for a few teams, these days he does sport for Channel 7 news in SA. I believe he's also a firefighter.
>>66420457
This its all part of the plan right ? Last year proved as well not to write a team off at round 1
Up at Hotham for the weekend lads
>>66420642
Fairo, rest of the nation has never heard of the cunt so thanks for clearing that up. At least he has some pedigree.
>We never ever give up
Was this slogan written by a eight year old trying to sound tough and hardcore? I can imagine my nephew saying this as he brags about his spiderman action figure's abilities.
>>66420661
>come on, Port Adelaide aggression
>>66420661
>never ever
Ross Lyon on suicide watch
>>66420394
Who is this MWNN?
>>66420545
Actually they were exposed by the tigs, who prevented them then running the wings and using their speed to creat run on goals. Tigs slowed the game way down and took advantage of their poor footballing skills.
Ollie Wines literally looks like a lesbian. No joke.
Based Port coming back, get rekt cunties.
>>66420687
fuck off matt
>>66420688
They played Brisbane a week before Richmond last year, and Richmond basically did what Brisbane did. They co-exposed Poort, if you like.
>>66420694
Hahaha enjoy missing out on the eight again
>>66420688
Brisbane beat port before tigers
Port were actually exposed from round 2 against sydney where they were dismaned. Just about every swans goal was from a turnover-counter attack.
>>66420694
Does it not worry you that it is a massive struggle against the Saints?
>>66420688
They were cucced at home by WC first. Richmond just did it the most dramatically by doing it in Cornes' last game.
>>66420737
Only freshcunts get """""""""worried""""""""" about round 1 form.
>>66420716
>>66420728
>>66420739
We cracked the super secret in 2014, just brought the same Port-killing tactic last year
>>66420763
Get a grip Bobblefighter.
>>66420763
Just like in that elimination final yeah?
>>66420754
if the entire offseason hasn't been long enough to fix the team, why would you think it'll fix itself during the season?
>>66420774
Stop this meme
>>66420779
Yeah that was shitty, no excuses
>Leigh Matthews saying literally what I was saying about pushing the defense up
>>66420763
'We'
Which is more embarassing?
Not being able to shake off the Saints in your home state
or
Not being to shake off Carlton
>>66420807
typo
>>66420811
Carlton have sporadic, chaotic, unexplainable moments in which they seem like they could be good eventually. Losing to St Kilda at home is inexcusable.
>>66420786
Port actually won 7 of their last 9 last year and finished one game outside the 8. It wasn't like they finished way down the ladder.
>>66420786
You miss the point, round 1 is more often an anomaly that has no bearing on actual form for the season.
LEFT WIDE OPEN
>>66420811
Tough question because the Saints are useless outside of Etihad. But I'd still say Carlton is more embarrassing purely because of their recent worse record
St Kilda actually look briddy good
Saints still winning and paying $3.15
BTFO
KEK
kek
Who else is a Saints supporter here?
>>66420877
I am for today.
>Breaking News - South Australian wide tarp shortages as Port Adelaide Football Club buys up all stock
>>66420866
What was the line on St. Kilda?
All the "underdogs" have covered them except for Eseendope and Collinshit
>>66420890
Lump on the Bears then you rekon lid?
>>66420877
Yes lad, member here
>>66420836
They only beat one decent team on that run though
>>66420890
No clue what it started at, its 13.5 point in live betting now.
>>66420929
SAVAGE AF ON POINT SENPAI NO CHILL LMAOO
>>66420929
That place must be a fucking gold mine.
>>66420929
I don't get the context of where this has been posted etc? Is this on s PAFC page?
>>66420898
>Brisbane +58.5
Seems about right, the Geelong one is short at +7.5
You're punting whether the Iggles are one of these drugged up clubs and shitting themselves because of off-field reports
/crow/ here. Hoping there's a saints upset to make me feel less shit.
>>66420954
Yeah last year delivered many a kek
>>66420974
hahaha
>seven year switch
Fucking hell, the cuck propaganda has gone up another notch.
>>66420968
Fellow /crow/ here, don't expect to make the finals desu
>>66420981
Some snitchy cunt reported me last night for commenting on the degeneracy of that shit.
>>66420981
I watched an episode of that last week. It's so stupid. Literally of the problems they faced could be fixed if the woman ate humble pie and assumed her role as the woman/wife/mother of the household.
>Failmantle will be bottom 4
based
>>66420811
aside from a few handful of games, Carlton vs Richmond is always a close encounter regardless of how they are travelling
>>66421044
Literally all*
>>66421044
Modern women dont want to nor will they. How can you make them? Im not sure
>>66420929
whats the tarp joke?
>>66421044
The problem you use to be able to give the missus a thump when they got out of line. They become like spoiled children who have shit parents and no discipline. There is no reality check for them anymore.
>>66421084
Fundamentalist Christianity would work, but since this country has denied God, I doubt that would be plausible. It's a good method though.
>>66421098
Because religion is fucking stupid.
>>66421098
Jew propaganda spawned a generation of fedora tipping manchildren.
>>66421093
I see nothing wrong with hitting anyone if they deserve it. I completely agree with your post.
>>66421104
t. straffo
>>66421104
The lack of Christianity has done us wonders, hasn't it?
>>66421107
Exactly
>>66421104
t. Jarryd
>over the top
>again
Port's defence is a broken record.
Can we get back on topic pls. TY
>>66421126
commit suicide.
hahaha *plrrrrrrsshhhh* nob on my doodle, lads *frrrrp* hahahahaha
>>66421084
You can't, you have to find a woman who is grounded and realistic about what she is actually capable of. At the same time she also has to have enough motivation to do shit that needs to get done as a part of an adult routine.
>Know nothing about AFL
>Put power into my multi because was told it's a sure thing
Fuck you guys.
Kys saxon
>>66421085
Poort put up tarps at their ground to cover empty blocks of seats.
>>66421104
Good goy, be sure to watch chinese childrens, masturbate all day too and play lots and lots of videogames! It pales in comparison to a loving family, a stable and healthy society! Yes, yes!
>>66421135
>Trusting people you've never met and with no obligation to be held accountable
Do I need to say it?
>>66421141
Absolutely euphoric.
Fuck off.
Reminder that /pol/ is gay and /pol/tism is a mental disorder
>>66421011
Looking like 2014 again. Lots of losses by a couple kicks and miss finals. But we've had a big list change and a lot of youngsters, so it's just a year of building, I imagine. Going to showdown next week though, so hopefully we can beat the memes.
>>66421141
>Athiest
Mostly just secular although I guess you could say the same thing. Australia is a majority Christian society it's just many are non-practicing and aren't serious bible thumpers.
>""people"" literally get upset that someone else believes in something
>>66421147
If you think loving, stable families are only the product of christianity, or that there were no broken families years ago then you are actually retarded
PWNSTAR ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>66421134
>you have to find a woman who is grounded and realistic about what she is actually capable of
Yeah I will go look for the loch ness monster and bigfoot too.
>>66421165
>not praying to the sun everyday
Fucking heathens
>>66421167
You are the retard. What is norm then and now, is day and night.
>>66421170
Given how hedonism has basically been at a constant for a while and there's heaps of outlets for it, the work of natural filtering through girls has been done to an extent.
If she goes clubbing or to noise festivals you avoid them.
Saxon on no gf watch
Proof that /pol/tism leads to faggot degeneracy
Can you all please fuck off to /pol/ to discuss this shit or stay and talk footy? There are plenty of arguments about Jews and women there to satisfy you, I'm sure.
>>66421161
I think it'll be pretty close in the showdown tbph. I can definitely see the parallels between this year and 2014, and I agree with you when you say that this year is a year of rebuilding, especially since Dangerfield was such an important part of the Crows' structure. I'm liking the look of the new midfield though: Sloane, Douglas, etc are looking as great as ever. The defence needs work.
uhhhhhhhhhh *fllllrrrrrrrssssshhhhprrrrrrrrrppppppppPORPPPPPPP* ahhhhhhh MAN that's better *psp* oops, excuse me :)
>>66421220
This is the sports section of a Burmese Online Newspaper forum. Fuck off.
>>66421229
quality post
>>66421211
you forgot your trip AFLpoo
based saints
>>66421232
Literally a masterpiece compared to /pol/posting
>>66421220
Fuck off.
>Poort can't shake Saints
kek
Who /saints/ here?
Yee lads
>>66421251
I am today.
Anyone know what FiveAA is like right now?
Port memer mass suicide when
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>66421260
>IT'S A VICTORIAN CONSPIRACY!!!
It'll be something along those lines
The absolute MEMES generated this round.
I'm loving this game. Loving Every Laugh.
Saints are now favorites at $1.79.
Port could've saved 5 goals if they just sat someone in full back all game.
>>66421281
buttmad poort fedoralord on pooicide watch
>poort
>>66421281
Make it $1.45
Are Port Memelaide, dare I meme it, memeished?
>>66421281
Only took 3 whole quarters
>cunt on grandstand shitting on Gaz
fucking fedoras everywhere
>>66421281
Saints won't hold on in the 4th.
Dixon is fucking shit. How much did the memers pay for him again?
I would just like to take this opportunity to plead to Port Adelaide supporters to please not resort to demoestic violence as a result of today's loss to St Kilda
>>66421315
3.5M over 5 years
>>66421323
t. Rosie Batty (The world's bravest woman)
>just remembered I tipped port over saints
>Realized the error of my mistake
AH SHIT COME ON PORT YOU SHITHEADS DO SOMETHING
>couple of famous Chads in South Australia
Kek
No matter how bad your team goes this year, there will always be Essendope.
they sure repeat themselves a lot
>>66421353
Based free points.
>Bruce recalling his past of getting boofed up the clacker by SA Chad's.
>tfw I tipped memes to win but I'm going for the Saints
>>66421367
Nice kicking kek
Saints back to $3.05
fucking back and forth line
Basil is getting a bit over the top here fucking hell
>>66421349
reee
This game is bretty gud lads
>>66421396
shouldnt watched the dogs freo game was the tits
>Port Adelaide Power Football Club
>1870
>>66421433
Port Adelaide Football Club est 1870
Nicknamed the magpies til they joined the AFL
>>66420687
freshcunt
>>66421446
The Port Magpies Club didn't join the AFL and change their name. The Power were an independent organisation from the Magpies until a few years ago.
>Getting dominated by Tom Hickey.
Port Adelaide have to be the biggest meme team in the competition
>first and only really big upset of round 1
Holy shit Basil, top revisionism
>>66421465
>Tom Hickey
how is it even possible
Saints going to run out of interchanges. It's ogre
>>66421465
Lobbe is utter trash and not AFL standard. This is why port got ryder. If ryder was playing it would be different
BOMBED TRY
He was fucking scared off attacking the line by soward kek
>>66421496
forgot your trip AFLbro
>>66421496
Fuck off nrlel poof
>58 posts
>437 posters
kek. nice "poomunity" you got here
>Port Thugaleide
Disgusting treatment of roo this entire match.
>>66421535
Fuck off crossposter.
>>66421547
I don't know if the other anon is being truthful, but fuck off. we got enough tripfags for now.
>>66421554
Anne Erin is a well known /tv/ trip
>>66421523
Eaten out any prostos lately?
Dixon is shit
Fucking score sainters.
>>66421579
Nah. Last girl I saw was Alice at the red lantern, and she didn't even let guys finger her w/out finger condoms. Great kisser though.
Port will win from here
Saints for cheeky under the radar big improvers or the season with melb
>over 100
We're cooked lads, I'm fucking devo
>>66421314
I blame this cunt.
>>66421463
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Adelaide_Football_Club#SANFL_presence_post_AFL_entry
Nope
Fuck off poort
who top 4 here?
>>66421463
The port adelaide football club literally left the sanfl to join the afl and created a new magpies in the sanfl which was independent til a few years ago. Not the other way around
>>66421594
>finger condoms
never levels of beta
>>66421623
Magpies =! Power
The 'One Club' movement didn't even start until 2010, did you even read your own link?
>>66421629
Here lad. Gonna be another good year.
cunt on grandstand sounds like ken judge
I've had enough of /sp/, I know it's in my best interests not to come here anymore .
/afl/ sadly has gone to shit, the amount of Sandgropers has become intolerable and I just can't be bothered wading through the shit anymore.
I used to have fun in /afl/ but now it's predictable and boring. being an australian trip in /afl/ used to be unique, now it's overrun with mediocre trips.
/afl/ used to have fun and witty banter , now the threads are dominated by the same people having the same argument every night.
I've always made it pretty clear I know fuck all about league and post about SC only.
now it's a seen as "trying to spread my trip cred" and I just can't be fucked being attacked every time I post. I'm out of contention for /nrl/ SC finals anyway
/cric/ is obviously just warming up, I'm going to cop the blame for just about every new trip and gimmick I can just see it, I can obviously also see why.
I'm not interested in that shit anymore but if I trip in /cric/ now I'm just putting myself out there to be accused for the inevitable shitposting. so why bother.
I'll still check in as anon, but convict and my trip, 200 x 300 pics is done. When I jumped on /sp/ today I read the end of last nights /cric/ and /afl/ threads.
It was quite amusing, that athlete trip is blank trip. no doubt. I told blank trip to fuck off and called him a faggot a couple of times the other night and said he was the worst australian trip.
the very next night athlete is born, 24 hours later athlete/blank trip is samefagging the fuck outta threads with his anal devastation about me.
as I said very amusing but I just can't be bothered keeping up the 'convict' persona anymore.
Alot of truth was in those posts though. like the fact I've never actually doxxed anyone, like the fact I'm just a lonely guy, like the fact I need a life.
that's where the truth ends. it's been a fun 12 months but time for me to move on and put my mind to bettering my life instead of pretending to have someone elses.
>>66421638
Through an agreement that they would not be called the Magpies. Magpies =! Power
Damn, I was really looking forward to a 5AA meltdown.
>Choke-kilda
>>66421643
Nah, Swans will just scrape into the eight this year. Not a premiership threat.
>I think he missed it
>blues and saints not looking like reheated dogshit
who's gonna get the spoon, ladbros?
>>66421659
>scrape
Premiership I can agree on, but fuck the scrape assumption.
>>66421662
Essendope obviously
>>66421649
Based trip drama back to its best
>>66421662
Brisbane or Fremantle.
>>66421649
kys AFLpoo
>>66421641
>>66421650
Are you being deliberately obtuse? Do you think South Melbourne and Sydney are two different clubs too?
>nobody on the goal line
Saints have literally given up. Fucking pathetic 4th quarter.
>>66421662
Brisbane.
>>66421662
Carlton are still shit, Richmond were just awful too on Thursday
Essendon will be last but Carlton won't be worlds better
jej
BIG BAD CHARLIE DIXON
WORTH EVERY CENT
3 GOALS ON DEBUT
PORT ADELAIDE LEGEND
>>66421679
They've always been one distinct club under one distinct organisation, so yes.
>>66421687
Saints v norf last year all over again
>MUH TARPS
Get rekt you meme spouting dickheads.
>>66421687
I reckon we'll see more worms like that with the reduced interchanges. If you're already going to lose, may as well save your legs and just stop running.
>>66421713
>Poort fans calling anyone else meme spouting
Port won't make the top 8.
>>66421713
>wahhh people made fun of my team
Maybe your team shouldn't be such memers ya faggot
>>66421168
Never in doubt m8
>>66421713
this must be the grace and decorum for which poort and poort fans are known. stay fuckin classy n shit ya cunt
POWER TO WIN
>>66421713
You really are making this too easy cunt, turning up after the result is determined and all.
>this thread
>cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
>>>/r/australia
>>66421743
what else do you expect from someone who "supports" such a plastic meme club? their "fans" are as fairweather as they come. the club had to make up gimmicks and songs to make the "fans" stick around
>>66421748
Fuck off cunt
>tfw 80 minutes until the next match
>>66421748
Fee fi fo funt. I smell the blood of a wog cunt
>>66421776
Fucking perth>>66421776
>thrusting big strong port adelaidian cock up tight cucktoiran arsehole
feels good
>>66421748
CJA poof on pooicide watch
>>66421776
What do we do now? And why is the answer to post pictures of our newsfus from Auscelebs?
>>66421776
Why is it so late? Sunday games aren't usually at night.
>>66421786
Public holiday tomorrow
>>66421786
4.40 Perth time and public holiday.
So why we shitting up /int/?
>>66421694
2 in junk-time. Kicked 1.3 during the important parts against St. Kilda
>>66421780
Its got nothing to do with perth and everything to do with prime time in melbourne
>>66421781
>from an outside chance at the flag to crowing about beating a bottom 6 team
Times must be tough for you.
