Facts:
>Only team to qualify for the Euros with a 100% record
>Beat Germany, the current world champions and 'favourites', in their own country, from 2 goals down
>Beat France, the holders and 'second favourites', with absolute ease
Come on. I want to hear why we won't win the Euros. Please - tell me.
Facts:
>Roy Hodgson is our manager
>Welbeck and Lallana are two of his favourite players
>Rooney will be forced into the team
>Our defence is still shit
>Joe Hart will definitely make a mistake leading to a goal at one point
Try to keep the delusion in check please lads.
>>66413524
>Try to keep the delusion in check please lads.
But that's part of the fun, are you even English lad?
>Implying that the score is not 3-3.
Friendlies doesn't count. Enjoy getting shredded in Euro faggot
>>66413478
has this game against France just after the attacks been taken seriously by the british media? honestly asking
>>66413559
Alli's miss was 1 in a 1000 because it bobbled on your shit german turf.
It should've been 4-3 if you're going to get hypothetical, achmed.
>beating germany and not keeping a clean sheet
Holy shit guys step up to our level please
>>66413559
>When they got banged but they still chatting shit
>>66413559
>implying you didn't take advantage of a limping keeper
>>66413589
Most of the French team weren't even born in France so didn't give a shit about the attacks. It's not an acceptable excuse.
TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP TWO-NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP
>>66413589
Sadly, yes. I think us sensible fags knew it wasn't a game that really should have ever been played, but sadly retards were acting like we're le ebin world champions when we won.
>>66413478
lost against spain,
>>66413688
Who doesn't?
>>66413728
Me.
>>66413478
>beating Germany
even USA and Ireland managed that
>>66413662
see you at the euros meme friend
then you won't be laughing but drowning your sorrows with shitty cider while germany lose against france in the final and england got hammered again
>England win a friendly and all Brits on /sp/ start shitposting
And then you wonder why we are ABE
>>66413589
>Paris attack
>Beat France
>Brussels attack
>Beat Germany
We need more terrorist attacks lads.
>>66413660
thats evne more funny when you realize england has more players born overseas than us.
>>66413788
2ez
I await ABE's to post the back page of tomorrows Sun and proclaim it to be an accurate description of what every England fan thinks
>>66413851
>London gets bombed
>It all returns to nothing
>>66413851
since when Brussels is in germany?
>>66413660
don't forget to bin that knife before coming abdul
>>66413914
When did I say it was? Stupid frog poster.
>>66413851
dont be a cunt
>>66413524
You forgot
>Wheelchair will be forced into the team
>>66413677
what a load of shit, the only thing in the media after that game was about solidarity with france and the marseille song or whatever nonsense it was that played in the stadium
there was barely any mention of the result
>>66414028
Nothing wrong with that. England's 2nd best midfielder behind Bamidele Alli.
>>66414032
Pls, cunts like you were banging on about how we were surely favourites cos we beat France.
>>66413823
>losing 2-0 in the very same friendly and getting endless trolling and abuse for it
and then you wonder why we shout when we turn it around to win 3-2
>>66413961
you implied that stupid inbred cunt
>>66414078
chat shit get bombed
>>66414078
No I didn't. You inferred it.
>>66414066
even forgetting the huge assumption you just made about the opinion of someone you don't know over an cantonese finger painting soapbox let's address your nonsensical argument that
>i am the media
what
THIS JUST IN:
ENGLAND ARE THE FIRST TEAM TO BEAT GERMANY AT THEIR HOME AFTER BEING 2 GOALS DOWN
IT'S
>>66414028
Literally our best midfielder, idiot
>>66414078
>be french
>get blown up
>lose to england
>>66414135
>>66414054
>didn't play a single game this season
WEW
>>66414141
>be english
>suck muslims dick all day every day to be sure not getting bombed
>win friendlies
nice
>>66413559
I could never imagine an obvious goal getting disallowed in recent history
You must feel devastated
Obviously you would never take advantage of such a ridiculous decision
>>66414112
COMING
>>66414317
HOME
>>66414190
He's injured you fucking melt.
>Boxing - Dominate the HW division
>Rugby - Six Nations Champions
>Formula 1 - World Champions
>Cricket - About to win the Twenty 20
>Football - Favourites for the Euros
Not to mention golf, snooker, cycling, etc.
>yfw you won the lottery of life
>>66413478
>>66413524
>>66413557
>>66413559
Was that really germany we were playing or turkeystan ?
>>66413559
ANGELA MERKEL
ANGELA MERKEL
CAN YOU HEAR ME ANGELA MERKEL?
YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING
YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING
Queen: Saved
Waves: Ruled
Jerusalem: Built
>Inb4 Merkel strips us of the euros for having a mostly white team
>>66414360
Our Olympic performance in hue land won't compare to 2012 thou.
>>66413559
>get banged
>still chat shit
>>66414648
It will without home advantage
Eurovision win on the way soon too
>>66414214
>be french
>go to le cafe to buy a baguette
>get gunned down by muslims
>>66414802
>be english
>get raped by abdul
>call the police
>they told you to fuck off because you are not pc
>elect Naeem ul Hassan as your mayor
>enjoy a friendly game victory while wearing your burqa at birmingham café
>everythingisfine.jpg
meme magic is real
>>66414955
>be French
That's all the greeentext. Its enough of a joke already
BTW, nothing wrong with a burka m8. Gotta enjoy the diversity.
At least it's not our women getting sexually assaulted
>>66415066
only because you're not counting female children as women
>>66414955
I was genuinely in a real ale pub in Birmingham watching the match
Everyone was white
>>66414955
We don't hang out in cafés mate, we're not wet blankets like you lot
>>66415100
We're just trying to make a city Germans would feel welcome in
Poland beat Germany right after the world cup and they have better players than you.
>>66415218
>this flag
You know the rest
>>66414360
13 world champions in boxing, was 14 but 2 of our guys had a unification bout
>>66414955
Birmingham is a muslim city apparently
Is this the future of british people or rafugees and pakis will save them?
>The physician who practiced his autopsy stated that his body "did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water."[12]
England won't win the Euros
But they will win the World Cup.
BOOK IT.
>>66413478
who scored the goals for you lot?
pls say Vardy :3
>>66415239
I'm an immigrant.
Lads, how do I talk to girls?
I'm okay with friendly, every day small-chat stuff but that's it.
Also, do you lads just walk up to complete randomers in pubs/clubs and introduce yourself? I don't think I could ever do that, not even while being absolutely smashed out of my head.
>>66415458
get drunk with her bud
okay maybe not shitfaced, but get a nice buzz going for you two. it brings out the happy and fun in most :)
>>66415458
>talking to girls
Kek. You honestly don't even need to talk to a girl to have sex with her. Trust me.
>>66415458
get some molly bruv, had some myself and woke up next to some bird. can't remember it but it still happened and it counts
>>66414598
Vindaloo: Liked
>>66415499
This guy is right. Everything is possible with mdma
>>66415448
Mexicans don't know shit about football either
>>66414955
Look if you're going to say there's a Muslim city in the UK, at least get it right and say Bradford.
And that's just a shithole that nobody willingly goes to anyway.
>>66415499
My willy dont work on mdma lad. quite embarrassing 2bh
>>66415556
I'm Polish you cunt
>>66415556
>all immigrants are Mexican
lol
>>66413524
>>66413478
Both of these posts are correct which is the most exciting thing about England
Finally an arabic country will win the Euros
>>66415448
Everyone is in America aside from like 50 casino owners.
>>66415592
Then you should be driving a bus in Leeds
>>66413823
>dominate euro qualifications and the world champions away from home in football
>semi finals of the cricket world cup
>best european rugby team
The tide is turning, it's coming home lads
BIRMINGHAM VS GERMANY
>Birmingham
Stereotypically Muslim
Predominantly white
All races treated equally
Aston Villa beat Munich for a European cup
>Germany
Stereotypically white
Predominantly Muslim
>bend over for refugees or be labeled a racist
>could not beat Aston Villa
>>66415758
>Birmingham
>Predominantly white
wew
>>66415742
>>best european rugby team
cant wait until you finish 4th next year
>>66415663
Lets be real though, you probably are too you anglo-saxon.
>>66415458
It's easy mate, I 'approach' girls in clubs all the time on student nights.
The smoking area is a godsend.
Just ask a girl for a lighter and strike up a conversation - that simple.
I usually just say something like 'okay I'm gonna come clean, I don't really need a lighter I just wanted to talk to you' just keep it cheeky fella
>>66415771
>not reading the post
what are you, german?
>>66415775
we literally won the slam with a bunch of young players, if anything the gap will grow
direland will go back to competing with scotland trying to avoid the wooden spoon
>>66415777
>tfw ginger beard
>tfw descendant of vikings
>>66415775
>irelel chatting shit about rugby
why can't I hold all these keks?
>>66415827
>being the first host nation ever to go out at the group stage.
Congratulation Englel
>>66415881
>being the only home nation to win the world cup
If you're going to attempt banter at least relate it to something you're good at. Like surrendering.
>>66415827
>we literally won the slam
try winning it two years in a row and I might begin to feel impressed
if a girl tries out her name with your surname and makes jokes about marrying you, does that mean she likes you
>>66415920
try being able to grow a vegetable and I might begin to feel impressed
>>66415817
>I usually just say something like 'okay I'm gonna come clean, I don't really need a lighter I just wanted to talk to you' just keep it cheeky fella
I've done that before and it pissed a girl off, wouldn't recommend it every time
>>66415930
No, she just wants your money
>>66415920
ireland didn't win it twice in a row though, they didn't win the slam in 2014 or 2015
>not knowing what the slam is
THERE WERE NO GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR (IN THE AIR)
>>66415936
we grow plenty in Dublin, the capital city where we are a majority
what about yours?
>>66415920
Sorry I can't hear you over the football and rugby world cup trophies that we have
>>66415758
>Predominantly white
white like pict related?
>>66415973
mines to busy inventing relevant sports and not being cucked by an island next to it
>>66415997
>muslim in parliment
>they MUST be cucked
fuck off /pol/
>>66415997
keep up with the muslim bants despite being 12% muslim and having terrorist attacks every week
>>66416025
PAKI DETECTED
>>66416042
white as fuck m8.
>>66416025
>>66416035
based bongistan found a way to avoid terrorism, just put them in the parliament!
muslim to Cuckingham when
>>66416083
your prime minister is literally a foreigner
>>66416083
not before they conduct a mass terrorist attack in your capit...
oh wait
VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY! VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY!
>>66415458
just be yourself
>>66415571
this is pretty common from what i understand
>>66416096
A catalan yes.
>>66416101
you sure learned how to calm them after july 2005
>>66415817
Just fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaD5n6rnc-4
Where on earth are you from?
We're from England
Where you come from?
Do you put the kettle on?
Kick it
(Na na na)
(Na na na)
(Na na na na na na na na)
(Na na na) Bonjour
(Na na na) monsieur
(Na na na na na na na na)
(Na na na na na na)
(Na na na na na na na)
We're England!
We're gonna score one more than you
England!
Can I introduce you please cunt
To a lump of cheddar cheese?
Knit one, pearl one, drop one, curl one
Kick it
Na na na (na na) Na na na (na na)
Na na na (na na) na na na na na
Na na na (na na) Na na na (na na)
Na na na (na na) na na na na
We're England!
We're gonna score one more than you
England!
Me and me mum and me dad and me gran
We're off to waterloo
Me and me mum and me dad and me gran
And a bucket of vindaloo
Bucket
Vindaloo, Vindaloo, Vindaloo, Vindaloo, na na
Vindaloo, Vindaloo, Vindaloo, Vindaloo, na na
Vindaloo, Vindaloo and we all like vindaloo
We're England!
We're gonna score one more than you
England!
Na na na (na na - vindaloo)
Na na na (na na - vindaloo)
Na na na (na na - vindaloo) na na na na na
Na na na (na na - vindaloo)
Na na na (na na - vindaloo)
Na na na (na na - vindaloo) na na na na na
Na na na (na na - vindaloo)
Na na na (na na - vindaloo)
And we all like vindaloo
We're England!
We're gonna score one more than you
England!
>>66416162
>in the club in an even numbered summer
>vindaloo comes on
>followed by three lions
>suddenly everyone in the club hates Germans and people from Argentina
>>66416131
>calm them
>implying we haven't shut them the fuck up
>implying there haven't been twice the ammount of attacks in paris alone since then
>implying french people are actually people
>>66415499
>molly
Fuck off yank
JIHADI JOHN
HE'S FUCKING DEAD
HE HAD A BOMB
DROPPED ON HIS HEAD
BACARY SAGNA HE PLAYS AT THE BACK
THEY TRIED TO KILL HIM IN THE PARIS ATTACK
HE SAID FUCK OFF AND HE MADE A BOMB
AND DROPPED THE FUCKER ON JIHADI JOHN
>>66416221
>implying we haven't shut them the fuck up
the only thing you have stfu was your mouth when they raped 1400 teenagers.
but i forgot raping children is one of your eternal anglos tradition, no wonder they are all wanting to go in the uk.
anyway enjoy
just give us the trophy now not even joking
>>66416232
MD's - happy now?
>>66416442
>being this obsessed
>>66416442
lmao the difference is oru police discovered it
you live in a country that wont even put race on its CENSUS because its racist
guarantee you have 10 times as many algerian rapists up and down your country
>>66415817
this guy knows nothing.
>hur dur hur smoking shelter
as a smoker, people asking for anything pisses the other person off.
this guy in the above post is a virgin.
>>66416530
>as a smoker
you can just say cunt m8
>>66416530
>just walk towards them
>>66416442
>projecting your fears and prejudices on the uk
m8 your country was victimised in front of the entire world, your country is seen as a vulnerable women that needs to be defended
>Germany chatting shit
>Germany getting banged
Why are the Krouts still this thread, lads?
Its all part of the plan
FUCK England
There is no way you'll beat Spain or France in the euros
>>66416530
>*dances towards you*
>>66415662
Germany?
>>66414112
2-0
> the most dangerous lead in football
>>66413478
The first fact is probably the only one thats valid when considering the Euros, since friendlies arent really worth anything. France and Germany both lost around 50% of all friendlies since the World Cup.
Either way you got a probably better team than you had in the WC, but your defence still sucks.
Its really hard to tell anyone chances in the Euros, because Italy, England and Spain didnt play much in the WC and noone really knows how good their teams are.
I just expect Sitzerland and Belgium to do really well.
>celebrating a win in a useless friendly this hard
>the absolute state of britcuckistan
>>66416530
boy you fat as shit don't be calling others virgins with your straight leg trousers, you're built like the gruffalo
>>66416530
But he's right, the smoking area is the best place to pick up a slut to fuck. I don't even smoke but when I go on nights out I always take some smokes and a lighter.
Last time I went out a girl showed me her minge in the smoking area within a minute of meeting me.
>>66414135
How do you know? He hasn't fucking played all season.
The only good thing to take from this match is that england fans and media get even more hyped, build more pressure on the team, which will make the inevitable outcome in the euros even funnier. This is a good team, unfortunately for them tho they play for england.
>friendlies
Dont be retarded Engladumbs. >we beat Germany last year and >we later lost to Concacrap shitters including >Guatemala recently.
England 1 point in the group stages confirmed. Kane and Vardy will score but your shitty defense and choking will cost you dearly.
Oh boy, here we go, as usual the hype around England NT is extremly high before a big competition, shitposting will intensifies every day until the beginning of the competition
And England will inevitably crash in QFs as usual
Can't wait
>>66415662
Spain already won the euros
t. Alhacén Alcacér
>>66416009
Nah you're just getting chucked by Muslim immigrants.
>>66422347
>fucked by France & England
that butt must hurt hans
>>66413589
half your squad was celebrating the attacks.
>>66422400
Literally have no idea how our last match ended because of the kebabs running wild in your caliphate
>>66422427
we have algerians and couscous
YOU have turqs and kebabs idiot
>>66413478
>Come on. I want to hear why we won't win the Euros. Please - tell me.
You just don't. You will never win a cup, unless you bribe the referees again like in '66.
>>66422438
2 world wars
1 world cup
2 btfo friendlies in Germany
Add them together what do you get 3-2
It's funny because at two nill up, and two one up, the Germans were chatting shit.
Vardy absolutely banged them and then ended up loosing.
Meme magic at its finest
>going to be at a music festival on the continent when the Euros are on
How do I save myself from the angry continentals when they get BTFO?
>>66422450
>2 btfo friendlies in Germany
>>66413589
no. the manager has been lightly criticised for trying to bring up the france result out of context, in both the guardian and the telegraph - i don't think everyone in the media is that dim.
>>66422450
>1,2 million rapefugees compared to the 1400 paki victims
You are winning by a large margin anyhow
>>66422476
paint yourself brown lad they cant touch you or they'll be arrested for hate crimes
>>66422476
Strap pork to yourself to use a shield.
Are we basically world champions now?
>>66422520
If by world champions you mean bottling it in the group stages
>>66422427
thats what happen when you're actually trying to get rid of this filth, but thats obviously not gonna happen in germany since you're doing exactly what they want by letting all these 3rd worlders in
kek, stay passive and lube up hans
>>66422482
>implying british slags aren't systematically raped by muslims in every bigger English city
Rotherham is just the tip, the victim count easily goes up in the houndredthousands
just to name a few:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang
How many players in the English NT are muslim rapebabies?
>Leave the EU
>German tears
>Beat the krauts
>German tears
>lift the euro cup over our heads
>German tears
Going to be a magical summer lads
>international matches
>sky sports can't show any highlights
>champions league/europa league
>sky sports can't show any highlights
L..least we've got the premier league
>>66422476
just hand them out your gf or sister like you do to calm down your paki neighbours
>>66422558
Poor banter Germany.
>you now realise it will be an entire different 11 vs holland
>>66422557
>bawwwwww
>>66422557
I literally watch all my games on streams now senpai, who gives a fuck about sky sports?
>>66422535
>>66413478
>>Beat Germany, the current world champions and 'favourites', in their own country, from 2 goals down
That's literally an Ireland tier achievement.
>>66413478
Spain are the holders.
>>66413478
the france victory meant nothing.. it was days after a terror attack in their capital city, while they were playing a game. the friendly was an act of solidarity. When england play france in the euros, England will be blown the fuck out.
The german victory was impressive, but even ireland beat germany and that was in an actual competitive match.
>This was the last team to beat Germany back in 2008
Dear britbongs, one question regarding your chants. Yesterday, we had the honor to listen to nonstop 'please don't take me home', which was totally not boring after 5 minutes, but still better than 90 minutes of absolute silence from the german side.
But that got me thinking, do you have a lot of club-unrelated chants, as this one is so stupid (but still funny) that everyone can relate to, no matter what fan he is.
In our local stadium (where you will never see any Erfolgsfans and Hipsters from Berlin like yesterday), every chant is somehow related to the club itself, and it would not make any sense to sing that at national level.
Just curious! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XdvRte-vSw
>>66424648
german fans are autistic
winning world cup was gay as fuck
>lets do selfies heh
>so gehen die gauchos
>>66424791
Agreed, but only on the national level (and maybe Bayern München Fans). Is it because it's more a family event, or more autistic gays as you would say, or - and that would be my question - that there are nearly no chants that are suitable for the national team.
I think I always recognized the drummers/musicians of the Sheffield club at national games of the EFC some years ago.
>Friendly
>anybody cares
even Müller said nobody cares for friendlies. I remember when England won 5-1 just before the WC 2002.
Still they got btfo hard and Germany ended up second.
Throughout the whole history Germany plays like shit in friendlies. So nothing to worry about
Cant wait for another 'Germany loses friendlies and still places top4 in a tournament' episode again. Like prior to 2010. England won the friendly and got trashed 4-1 at the WC.
